“Remarkably Lifelike” Callista Gingrich Tells Senate Committee That Trump Is Devoted To The Environment

The Associated Press reports:

Callista Gingrich, Donald Trump’s nominee to be ambassador to the Vatican, told skeptical Democrats on Tuesday that the president wants the United States to be an environmental leader even after pulling the country out of the landmark accord aimed at combating global warming.

Testifying before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, Gingrich said Trump is committed to sustaining “our clean air and our clean water.” She said “we aren’t backing off of that” despite Trump’s recent decision to withdraw from the Paris climate agreement.

“We’re all called to be stewards of the land,” said Gingrich, the wife of Newt Gingrich, the former Republican House speaker and a close ally of Trump’s. Sen. Jeff Merkley, D-Ore., told Callista Gingrich that he must have missed the statements from Trump that gave her such faith. “I wish it were so,” he said. “I’m not persuaded.”

I lifted a bit of my headline from Crooks & Liars.

  • HZ81

    Yes, Calista. It really shows.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHOFmHMTN5k

    • William

      For god’s sake, don’t giver her a quarter!!!

  • Paula

    Yes, he’s committed to the environment. Its just that his commitment is to rape, pillage, and burn it.

    • Gustav2

      And use coal to light the fire.

  • sword

    “Stewarts of the land”…equivalent to “How to serve Mankind”!

    • Furface

      Perhaps in the original Kanamit.

    • perversatile

      It should have read, “We are stewed turds on the lam…”
      This is a perfect example of why I don’t use auto-correct.

  • JT

    “Remarkably Lifelike” Callista Gingrich Tells Senate Committee That Trump Is Devoted To The Environment

    Well, maybe he’s devoted to her environment.

    • Stogiebear

      Devoted to her in any way? Please. Calista’s just one head cold away from being “Former Mrs. Newt Gingrich #3.”

      • JT

        What could be better than having that happen while she’s Vatican ambassador, Newtie having converted because of her, the Vatican having annulled his previous marriages for political reasons, and Drumpf named by him as the other man. Priceless.

  • Adam Stevens

    Is that really her hair or is she going bike riding after her testimony?

    • Paula

      Do you know how much shellac it takes to get it like that? A small fortune, I think!

      • 2guysnamedjoe

        She still has a warehouse full of that good old-fashioned hairspray you can’t get any more. The kind with the CFCs.

      • Furface

        She is an extinction vector for Kerria lacca. Should the WFF be informed?

      • ByronK

        I think it’s probably like Lego hair and she just snaps it on in the morning.

    • William

      She has a weekend job as a crash dummy.

  • ranchdad
    • Lawerence Collins

      Love that movie.

      • kaydenpat

        Stepford Wives?

        • Rob NYNY

          Mars Attacks.

          • kaydenpat

            Thanks. Need to watch.

        • Lawerence Collins

          Mars Attacks.

          • kaydenpat

            Thanks.

    • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

      Ack, ack!

  • dcurlee

    I would say how can she say that bs with a straight face but it’s pulled so tight that’s the only way she can

  • 2guysnamedjoe

    Senator Merkley and several other members of the committee were immediately arrested for disruptive laughter.

  • Lazycrockett
    • JT

      His mouth needs something to be inserted in it.

    • Rambie

      Loved “Happy Endings”

    • ted-

      Well done… well done…

  • PickyPecker
  • Treant

    AI at its worst, and the sort working to destroy the world.

  • JW Swift

    OK, so if we didn’t know it before, now we know that Calista can lie in public just like her husband. That’s about all of the actual information that can be gleaned from anything she said.

  • Sporkfighter

    She reminds me of one of the Dr. Who monsters . . . where the mannequins come to life.

  • PickyPecker
    • Natty Enquirer
      • perversatile

        It’s just pitiful that a crooked rat bastard like Newt has to shop at the
        Dented-N-Damaged Vat Grown “Companion” Clone Rejects Store.

      • ted-

        100 x up vote for fem bots!

    • netxtown

      I’m afraid the pic on the right is not familiar with a thumb up the ass….

    • Princess Lardass
    • Tomcat

      That is a lot of plastic surgery, she must have BLED A LOT, ALL OVER.

      • clay
        • JT

          As always, Maggie Smith remains a lovely person and a great actress.

          http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/130/590x/secondary/Maggie-Smith-in-1958-235939.jpg

          • Easily one of the greatest actors in the English language.

          • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

            “What is a weekend?”

          • Strepsi

            OK, houndentenor, I’ll play.
            Now that my all-time fave John Hurt has died, my TOP 20 vote for best living English language actor are:

            Dame Judi Dench
            Dame Maggie Smith
            Sir Ian McKellen
            Morgan Freeman
            Meryl Streep
            Samuel L. Jackson
            Sally Field
            Jessica Lange
            Christopher Plummer
            Angela Bassett
            Nicole Kidman
            Penelope Cruz
            Ewan McGregor
            Emma Thompson
            Tom Hanks
            James Earl Jones
            Sir Anthony Hopkins
            Jack Nicholson
            Robert Duvall
            Julianne Moore

          • Nice list. I’d like to note though that Penelope Cruz’s best work is in Spanish. She’s a good actor in English but once you see her in Spanish she’s world class.

            I would like to add a few.

            Laura Linney
            Patricia Clarkson
            Cynthia Nixon (I saw her in Angels in America in 1994…her best work has been on stage so I don’t think tv audiences fully appreciate how good she is)
            Stockard Channing
            Allison Janney (easily the best actor on tv for the past 18 years)

            I still put Dame Maggie in the top slot but there are obviously a lot of other great actors as well. I do hope some of her stage work has been archived in some way. These days you can catch live performances from the National Theatre on live in-movie-theater performances. *sigh*

          • JCF

            [Just adding]

            Glenn Close
            Robert DeNiro
            Dustin Hoffman
            Cate Blanchett
            Naomi Watts
            Al Pacino
            Alfre Woodard
            Tilda Swinton
            Kevin Spacey
            Sarah Paulson
            Chiwetel Ejiofor

          • HZ81

            Gena Rowlands.

            That is all.

          • JCF

            OMG, yes. “Gloria”. That is all (that I’ve seen—to know how great she…is. I admit, I had to Google to see if she was still alive).

          • perversatile

            When it comes to portraying fully rendered complex emotional pain, heart ache, or a devastating sense of lose glimpsed for just a a few seconds beneath a facade built from hard choices, tough decisions, battles fought and wars won, nobody does it better than Angela Bassett and I blubber like an idiot every time

          • perversatile

            If you’ve not seen this, you really should. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75NOYE2-PFY

          • David Walker

            I know this is too long for anyone to sit through, but watch some of it, please, and watch one of the great actors at work.
            https://youtu.be/MTgyYqY3XTE

          • Dazzer

            Met Maggie Smith many times over the years. Absolutely superb human being. Make no bones about it, in a different era she’d be called a total “fag hag”. She totally loves her gays.

            I know all that terminology looks horrific today, but she came from a totally different age in which when she was a young woman learning her craft as an actress in repertory theatres around the UK, it was the gays and the comedians who looked after her and protected her ‘virtue’ (we’re talking the very late 1940s here when “virtue” was, well, a virtue).

            And despite JT’s absolutely gorgeous photo of her above, Maggie Smith was always considered to have odd looks and she was regularly cast as the comedy interest or starving peasant in many of her early roles.

            As a result, the woman has ‘funny’ written into her DNA. She is sublimely funny – and her timing for a joke is without comparison.

            I was once lucky enough to hear her and Judi Dench swearing at each other in a variety of accents – and I’ve never laughed so hard in my life. Even Glenda Jackson, who was at the party, was howling her socks off – and that takes some real doing because Ms Jackson has a stare like a death ray when she disapproves of something.

            Memories.

          • Strepsi
        • ted-

          Please do not insult Maggie Smith. She’s a classy lady. This plastic something or another is in no league close to Ms. Smith.

        • Cattleya1

          Which movie is this? Maggie is fantastic!

          • clay

            The Lady in the Van (2015)

          • She’s so fantastic in that, and nice to see her in a role that is rather the opposite of what she’s been doing for the past quite a few years.

    • clay

      Callista Gingrich Tells Senate Committee That Trump Is Devoted To The Environment . . . particularly owls, he really likes owls, eagles not so much, but a nice quiet owl.

    • William
    • JT

      I’d be more concerned about the extinction of the one on the right.

    • Gianni

      I can just imagine a picture with this one standing beside Michelle Bachman and both with their ‘Crazy Eyes’ looking like terrified owls.

    • kaydenpat

      The owl wore it better!!

    • JCF
  • PickyPecker
    • Tomcat

      May you burst into flames at the Vatican.
      Oh hell what am I talking about, half of the Roman Catholic priest are pedophiles and they do just fine there.

    • Boreal

      Sanctity of marriage that those homos are corrupting.

    • JT

      Callista to Vatican: You scratch my … I’ll scratch yours. Agreeing to “annul” Newtie’s past marriages will get you special favors from my pussy-grabbing Preznit. He’s already grabbed mine, but sshh! Thanks, hons!

      • Note: those annulments made his first two children illegitimate. there was a time when the RCC wouldn’t have annulled a marriage in which there were children but these days if you’re politically connected enough and donate enough they’ll happily oblige. Of course it’s not like the Church of the Kidfuckers has any ethics anyway.

        • 2patricius2

          Actually, that’s not true. Legitimacy or illegitimacy has nothing to do with church annulments. An annulment does not declare that a marriage never existed, nor does it declare that the children are illegitimate. It only declares that the judges hearing the case determined that the marriage was not recognized in Canon Law. In other words, they determined the marriage didn’t meet the Canon Law requirements for a Catholic marriage.

          Now one can criticize the process for many reasons. But this is not one of them.

          In fact, this is one of the reasons that the opposition of the Catholic hierarchy to marriage equality is so offensive. They have the right to determine that such marriages do not meet the criteria for a valid Church marriage. But they do not have the right to determine that such marriages are not civilly valid. Nor should they be attempting to impose their religious beliefs and rules about marriage on the whole civil society.

          • Rob NYNY

            Mental gymnastics worthy of Olga Korbut.

          • CPT_Doom

            You are correct, but Newt’s first marriage was likely annulled because it was in a Baptist Church, which is not a Christian denomination to the RCs, so it was not a valid marriage, so no sacrament happened. In that case the first marriage was effectively an instance of fornication, and any children resulting were immoral mistakes, at the least.

            That contrasts with my cousin’s annulment, which happened because her ex husband was mentally ill when they married. In that case her children were legitimate, even though the sacrament still didn’t occur.

          • Rob NYNY

            Logical Olga Korbut is working overtime tonight.

          • Rob NYNY

            Gods and goddesses are remarkably compliant when it comes to getting the intangible results one wants. Less so with the tangible results.

          • Rob NYNY

            So she was fucking a mentally ill man? That is statutory rape in most states. It is statutory rape to have sex with someone who is mentally unable to form consent

          • kirby7771

            You are using logic. And that doesn’t apply in the Roman Catholic Church. I thought everybody knew that?

        • Grumpy Old Man

          My sister had her first marriage annulled about 10 years ago; I filled out one of the testimony questionnaires for her. She married into a family so Catholic that they have the ex archbishop of Seattle as godfather.

        • wmforr

          Had friends who waited for years the Church to annul his first marriage so they could marry. Came to a costume party as Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn. Finally, they gave up, married, and named their first child Elizabeth.

    • kaydenpat

      And the Vatican made no objection. Had she been an openly lesbian who had been married to her first spouse, the Vatican would have rejected her for reasons.

      • fahvel

        no it would not have narrow one – the vat would accept.

    • Paula

      I think she will be relatively safe from pussy grabbing at the Vatican.

      • another_steve

        We know now that sex rings operate out of the Vatican.

        If there’s one that preys upon the living dead, Callista’s in trouble.

    • CPT_Doom

      It’s actually worse. While having the affair, Newt got her a Congressional job, so she could be on hand for sexual favors. She literally took a paycheck in exchange for sex.

    • Kruhn

      I never understood why doesn’t the US Ambassador to Italy is also accredited to The Vatican. We keep a US Embassy to The Vatican on Via Sallustana in downtown and a US Embassy to Rome on Via Vittorio Vennetto near the Rome Ciampino Airport. That’s a bit wasteful. We have a couple of ambassadors that cover a few countries like the one in Barbados that cover the other West Indies except Trinidad and Tobago.

    • fahvel

      truly papal material – for after dinner wine and jokes with the cardinals

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Right, and my dog is devoted to baby rabbits.

  • olandp

    So, she emerged from the isolation booth to answer her question…

  • Ninja0980

    Is that why he’s about to destroy a Texas wildlife refuge for a stupid wall?

  • 2guysnamedjoe

    Why is this ditz even testifying before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee? She has absolutely nothing of value to offer.

    • clay

      They have to pre-approve her to become an ambassador.

      Or not. Not’s a possibility

      • 2guysnamedjoe

        Oh, I thought she was already in, having seen her name and “ambassador to the Vatican” in the same sentence any number of times over the last few months.

      • Gay Fordham Prep Grad

        Even if convicted (…oh sorry, “confirmed”), Frank would have to receive her. Wouldn’t it then be a scandal to the faithful to a have this notorious adulteress in the Diplomatic Corps of the Holy See?

        • Reality.Bites

          Fool! Catholics can’t commit adultery.

          PS She’s actually a fornicator. Only married people can commit adultery

          • JT

            Huh?

          • Rob NYNY

            Gingrich had his first two marriages annulled. That means that in the eyes of the Church of Rome, he was a bachelor until he married Classlessta. Hence, his copulation with her was fornication, not adultery.

          • JT

            The claim was that Catholics can’t commit adultery.

        • JT

          They’ve already annulled Eye of Newt’s marriages. Fucking hypocrites.

      • pj

        if you hate the catholic church its a perfect choice.

      • Cattleya1

        I hope the Pope has to look upon her countenance each and every day and contemplate her ‘virtue’. I also hope it interferes with his digestion.

      • Cattleya1

        We’ll just all stand on one foot and hold our collective breath… Of course, they will approve this Stepford Wife/serial adulteress/whore to be an ambassador.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    He thinks we need rivers to dump our sludge in.

    • Bluto

      Now legal.

  • mizzourah

    The Chicken Lady from “Kids in the Hall”

  • AtticusP

    That adulteress’ hairspray usage is probably responsible for melting one of the polar ice caps.

    • William

      Callista’s hair is brought to you by DuPont.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      They’re naming that Delaware-sized iceberg after her.

      • AtticusP

        Why not? It looks a little like Newt.

  • Blake J Butler

    Wah. Wah. wah. I can’t seem to hear anything that this stepford wife has to say. Maybe her hair is making it harder for me to hear her.

    Mars Attacks ended over 20 years.

    http://screenprism.com/assets/img/article/_1080x400/still-of-faith-hill-in-the-stepford-wives-(2004)-large-picture.jpg

  • rednekokie

    And she’s already for the next world war, with her impenetrable helmet at the forefront.

  • geoffalnutt

    Actually, with just the removal of a small pin in the back, the entire head lifts right off…for easy dusting.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Even her brother has a problem with Newt…..

    “https://i.imgflip.com/1spf4r.gif”

  • Tomcat

    Yeah he cares about the environment. His golf courses. Otherwise he will sell rights to drill for oil or coal anywhere else. And he believes alternate sources of energy are from the devil.

  • Bluto
    • Paula

      OMFNEG! Is that real?

      • clay

        Apparently, a Penn State site claims this specific one was on north-bound I-70 in SW PA. Others claim to have seen them near a couple of other towns throughout the state. The URL expired just after Trump’s inauguration.

      • Bluto

        yup. Their website is pure propaganda bullshit.

    • JT
    • pj

      ….but coal pollutes all day long.

      • Bluto

        Clean coal, duh.

        • William

          Clean coal is an oxymoron.

    • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

      Central PA is especially full of tools. Gullible, plyable, foolish, racist, greedy tools.

  • clay

    Gingrich said Trump is committed to sustaining “our clean air and our clean water.” . .
    except downwind and downstream from coal mines and coal burning steel and electrical plants.

  • DisqusD37
  • The_Wretched

    Trump put Scott Pruitt in charge of the EPA. That man brought at least 14 law suits against rules and law that were meant to protect the evironment

  • coram nobis

    “Um, Senator? Your turn to question the nominee is coming up. Why don’t you ask her about this report? Just out today. I’m sure the Vatican is buzzing about it. Take a look.”

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jul/18/boys-abused-germany-catholic-regensburger-domspatzen-school

    Five-hundred-and-forty-seven pupils at one of Germany’s most famous Roman Catholic choir schools were physically or sexually abused between 1945 and 2015, an independent report has found, with some boys likening the institution to “prison, hell or a concentration camp”.

    The 440-page report chronicles teachers at the school in Regensburg doling out physical violence …

    Georg Ratzinger, 93, brother of the former pope Benedict XVI, led the choir from 1964 to 1994.

    • KCMC

      BBC coverage was thorough.

    • Hue-Man

      Swiss TV reported that Georg could be blamed “for looking away or for failing to intervene”.

  • Natty Enquirer

    I dunno. Put a bag over her head and then a mantilla and maybe it will work.

    • KCMC

      Mantilla points.

      • TuuxKabin

        And the reason they shot Pancho Villa
        ‘Cause he danced on his mother’s mantilla
        And the message never got to Garcia
        He was out somewhere dancing on hats.

        • KCMC

          dance on or in mother’s mantilla?
          Have a fabulous lace black shawl size. Somewhere.

          • TuuxKabin

            That works.

  • Pat Padrnos

    Creepy. Just plain old everyday creepy. What the heck was she there for anyway?

  • William

    Her hair violates the laws of nature.

  • JWC

    does the GOP have a mould in the backroom where they cast all the scary faces of their wimmen A face like that in the Vatican will make everyone GAY

  • Lazycrockett

    https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/887423774697639936

    If they have lost Portman they have lost many others.

    • clay

      Seems like a dozen defectors to reason.

  • Boreal
  • ultragreen

    The Republican-controlled Congress passed legislation earlier in this year, that Trump happily signed into law, making it legal to dump the mine spoils and toxic wastewater of mountaintop removal into rivers and streams, making them run blood red. Trump is no friend of the environment.

  • Boreal
  • safari

    O/T: Donald held a second informal meeting with Putin during the G20 for about an hour

    In that conversation, Trump spoke with the Russian leader for roughly an hour, joined only by Putin’s translator. The meeting had previously gone without mention by the White House.

    http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/342589-ian-bremmer-trump-and-putin-held-second-informal-meeting-during-g-20

  • Ah, yes, do quote the Bible and indicate that Trump is a ‘good stewart of the land’ in the same way the Bible says to pay workers, support the poor, do not lie, do not cheat and treat people with dignity.

  • Hank

    Gingrich said Trump is committed to sustaining “our clean air and our clean water.” She said “we aren’t backing off of that” despite Trump’s recent decision to withdraw from the Paris climate agreement.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b7d360fe96338767b050cb8e43c32b024947b9cb317b4ca88947abd405787451.jpg

  • FuzzyOtter

    O/T is anyone else being bombarded by ads from the Dollar Daily after every 5 to 10 comments?

    • KCMC

      yes. make it stop. please.

      • FuzzyOtter

        These are different than the normal ads that I have to scroll past to get to the comments. They are actually interspersed throughout the comments like someone spamming the comments section but with no option to block them

        • 2guysnamedjoe

          They’re worse than those cyberchicks who make 97$$ an hour “on the internet” and then go out and buy range rovers.

        • KCMC

          yep.

        • Adam King

          Click on “report ad” and it goes away until you reload.

    • coram nobis

      No, I’m getting ads for Hot Russian Ladies Online, also ads for Fort Worth tourism and for Truvada. What kind of marketing algorithms have we got going here?

      • bdsmjack

        I started getting the ad for hot Russian whores, too. I also get toe fungus and teeth implant ads. The photos are disgusting.

        • Adam King

          You know what I don’t want? Russian sluts with toe fungus and bad teeth.

    • Hue-Man

      Adblock. JMG should complain to Disqus.

    • safari

      …no?

    • Hank

      Use Adblocker!!! https://adblockplus.org

      I got tired months ago of ads on JMG suddenly starting and talking, then repeating every 15 minutes, whether I was on the tab or not. It works quite well on Safari, Apple’s browser

    • djcoastermark

      Adblocker plus also works well with Chrome.

  • agcons

    Her roots need touching up.

  • Gianni

    The only thing Donnie is committed to is himself. There really should be another commitment: To an institution!

  • Matt

    Why should anyone care what she thinks?

    • Adam King

      They pulled the string in her back and they want to hear the prerecorded message.

  • She a home-wrecking whore. Newt was married to wife #2 when she was fucking him in his wife’s bed. Yes, I’m slut shaming. I’ve been a slut but I’ve never done that and if I had I certainly wouldn’t be considered for the job of Ambassador the Vatican. (A job I don’t think should exist anyway…oh wait, thinking your job should exist qualifies you in the Trump administration!)

    • kareemachan

      AND the 2nd wife had cancer.

      Nice job, cnut.

      • licuado de platano

        I think the 1st one (his high school Math teacher) had cancer and the 2nd one had MS.

      • No, that was the first wife. I had to check because really who can keep all those wives straight. Seriously what is it with the Republicans and their three wives these days. About the only one with only one wife is Romney and he’s a Mormon. how ironic is that??? I feel bad for the first wife but the second got done to her what she did to the first wife so I mean really…what did she think she was getting?

  • Harveyrabbit
  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    The CallistaTRON 2000. Isn’t this the robot that drowned itself?

  • bkmn

    Someone got a new program chip.

  • AmeriCanadian

    Do inordinate amounts of Botox or bad plastic surgery cause her face to look like that? What does she possibly see when she looks in a mirror?

    • perversatile

      What you’re seeing is the desiccating effects of venality in action.
      What I’m seeing is a future prize winning Dried Apple Kitchen Witch

    • kareemachan

      I’m thinking she’s related to Kellyannebob.

  • Lazycrockett
  • Steven B

    O/T: And so this is happening on Twitter via @SethAbramson
    https://twitter.com/sethabramson/status/887422506633658368

    • Hank

      So, secret meetings with Russians is a family trait!!!

    • safari

      His twitter thread on this is a good read. The meeting was only attended by Putin, Donald, and Putin’s translator. This means that anything can be claimed by either side and puts the US in a dangerous position — collusion aside. Abramson points out that the entire reason for aides, attaches, ambassadors, and note takers is to prevent this very dangerous situation from happening in the first place.

      • Lazycrockett

        So the translator got to see the piss tapes.

      • ByronK

        Children should NEVER be left unsupervised. Especially when they’re the President.

      • coram nobis

        Let us return to the thrilling days of yesteryear, when two bigger-than-life rulers, Wilhelm II and Nicholas II, anchored their yachts close by each other in a remote cove and, all by themselves, made an agreement. The year was 1905.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Bj%C3%B6rk%C3%B6

        Needless to say, both their foreign ministries had kittens when they found out about Willy and Nicky’s little treaty. So, even in absolute monarchies, there are some brakes on the carriage.

    • Harveyrabbit
  • Joe in PA

    I love the picture they used over at Crooks and Liars, I always wear a sparkly/spangly/chest peekaboo outfit when I hang out with the Pope:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4e4f8d91f0982e40b4333957cae9cb098c1a4ccd8831c07ef9234f68f71112b0.png

    • Joe in PA

      And take a selfie OF MYSELF!

    • FuzzyOtter

      While there is much to be outraged about this administration and their cronies, sometimes I think I am even more disgusted by their sheer tackiness

      • Treant

        Tell me about it. Who puts this on and says to themselves, “Off to meet the Pope and I look GOOD”?

        Seriously.

        • licuado de platano

          It’s a photo shop. They only allow non-royal women to appear in front of the pope in all black funeral wear. A few royal women can appear in all white wedding attire.

          • Ellipse Kirk

            Specifically extra Catholic Queens.

    • kareemachan

      Dang, them roots are SHOWING.

      Lulz.

  • BearEyes

    That explains the EO allowing coal sludge to now be dumped into drinking water.

  • pj

    don actually talked to her during the job interview

  • FAEN

    Yeah-dedicated to destroying it!

  • orion dumptee

    lv the blonde hair…with its THICK,BLACK,ROOTS lol…

  • Not a God-given color, shape, or texture visible from the above the neckline.

    • coram nobis

      “I have one word for you, only one: plastics.”

  • bsinps

    How do you deflate it? 😁

  • Gregory In Seattle

    Wait a moment. A diplomatic nominee to the Vatican is addressing the Foreign Relations Committee on environmental issues?

    Only in Trumplandia, I suppose.

    • kareemachan

      Maybe no one else would do it?

  • Henry Auvil
  • TexasBoy

    I guess it is OK with the Holy See to have an Ambassador to the Vatican that slept around with her husband prior to their marriage, while he was married to another woman, as long as we keep allowing the Pope’s churches to operate Tax Free.

  • Mike C
  • Oh, Parker
  • Barry William Teske

    Please Mrs Gingrich.
    Answer the question.
    Can you feel your lips?

  • MUELLER KNOWS

    SQUAWK!

  • bambinoitaliano
    • Dazzer

      Don’t do that.

      I was given one of the earliest Furbies ever by a friend of mine and I absolutely loved the freaky little bastard (the toy that is).

      Comparing an admittedly creepy kids’ toy the world’s worst lifelike blow-up doll is just plain cruel.

  • charemor

    Inflatible plastic sex toy speaks.

  • licuado de platano

    She wears a pearl necklace.

  • kareemachan

    Fuck, can’t she just STFU? And Newt too? And everybody related to or working for the drumpster?

  • David Raymore

    She looks like one of the Stepford wives.

  • Jefe5084

    How many times will she will lie like this to the Pope, before he has her burned at the stake?

  • Galvestonian

    Devoted to selling it off to those who will pay the most !

  • Ellipse Kirk
    • Friday

      Except that she’s not in any way *freaking awesome.*

  • boatboy_srq

    Every time I see her, this is all I can think of:

    http://comicsalliance.com/files/2011/05/batmanf.jpg

  • Friday

    Stepford Face. Together, we can find the cure.

  • TexasBoy
  • robert

    that is a wig ?

    • robert

      ugleeee & stuupid …
      no wonder newt loves her so much over the other 3? 4? 5? 6?

    • Old Top Kick

      It’s a football helmet.

  • Rick

    Haha! Go Merkley!

  • SelectFromWhere
    • AmeriCanadian

      OMG I grew up playing with those. Fisher Price made the best toys…virtually indestructible. There were a lot of accessories like cars and furniture with holes that the “little people” would fit into. My guess is that Drumpf would be fascinated by them, much like he was with the phone on his big boy desk.

  • M Jackson

    “We’re all called to be stewards”.
    The same old biblical bullshit, from this lying harlot. How predictable.

  • No More GOP.

    Lifelike? Hardly. She resides near the far edge of the Uncanny Valley. Original homesteader.

  • I had no idea robots could be fueled by alternative facts. How naive I was…

  • fahvel

    damn, the Swiss Guards would be terrified of that image.

  • Robincho

    This Flockhart Gingrich slut gives me irritable owl syndrome…