Christian Homeschooler Tells Christian TV That Teen Vogue Broke The Law With Anal Sex Article [VIDEO]

Hemant Mehta reports at the Friendly Atheist:

In an interview she just wrapped up with the Christian Broadcasting Network, “Activist Mommy” Elizabeth Johnston continued to rail against Teen Vogue for daring to publish an article explaining what anal sex is, how to have it safely (if that’s something you want to do), and that it’s okay to say no.

Johnston pointed to Article 1470 of the U.S. Federal Child Exploitation And Obscenity Laws. That law “prohibits any individual from knowingly transferring or attempting to transfer obscene matter using the U.S. mail or any means or facility of interstate or foreign commerce to a minor under 16 years of age.” The article, she says, was obscene and aimed at girls under the age of 16, therefore LAWS WERE BROKEN!

Johnston doesn’t understand — because her faith-based anger requires her not to understand it — that the law wouldn’t apply in this case. The law says you can’t send pornographic material to children. You obviously can’t transfer material involving children. However, exempt from these laws are things that have “literary, artistic, political, or scientific value for minors.” An article like this one educating minors about sex would never be a violation of the law.

There’s SO much more at the link, including Mehta’s ripping into Johnston for being furious at Teen Vogue for daring to have a gay man as their social media director. Read it all.

(Tipped by JMG reader Drew)

  • Jonathan Smith
    • another_steve

      As is made evident by her horrid shade of lipstick.

      • Christopher

        Literally LOL’d at that!

        Thanks!

      • Stubenville

        But she’s besties with the hag saleswoman at the Estee Lauder counter of the local department store.

        • tempus

          Estee Lauder LIBELZ! That shade of burnt orange ‘foundation’ (for lack of a better word,) not to mention the putrid-pink lip gloss, would have Estee cleaning the streets!

        • KCMC

          MaryKay.

  • TrueWords

    As if Teen Vogue does NOT have a team of people on staff to inform them of these things…I mean seriously…what is wrong with these right but oh so wrong fake Christians…

    https://media.giphy.com/media/HrWu04MHLrpAI/giphy.gif

  • The_Wretched

    I’m taking a break from Mehta until he figures out that Islamophobia is a real thing and a problem. Being a brown person himself, you’d think he’d understand discrimination better. Fear does funny things to people.

    I might have to get a Teen Vogue subscription…

    • Hanwi

      I say let christians eat muslims and vice versa, just leave secular people out of it. Fuck’em both, then again I’m kind of a bitch.

      • Todd20036

        I’ve eaten Muslims, Jews, and Christians.
        What’s your point?

      • The_Wretched

        Mehta is a smart guy and an atheist. He’s right about a lot of things but not that one.

        • Hanwi

          islamaphobia exists here like christianaphobia exists in the middle east, they both can choke on it. stop killing in the name of stupid shit, that goes for both of them.

  • AndyinChicago

    I can tell you one mother who’s kids’ futures probably do not include law school.

    • Circ09

      Regent Or Liberty Law School.

    • Christopher

      Just remove the word “law” and your comment is perfect.

    • Jefe5084

      Or science, math, IT, etc.

    • TrueWords

      Trump University will accept their applications

      • TampaDink

        She doesn’t strike me as the sort who would allow her children to study abroad.

  • IANAL but she definitely is not an attorney and most likely needs anal..

  • Christopher

    FFS Joe!

    The human body can only ingest so much alcohol!

    • Todd20036

      Prove it!

      • Christopher

        I’ve been trying every day since the election.

  • AndyinChicago

    Somewhere, Margret Sanger’s ghost is sipping tea.

  • JoeMyGod

    “That Kroger manager tore up all nine copies of Teen Vogue and told his loss prevention team to write them up as stolen. I’m now a customer for life!”

    So that Kroger manager himself stole the magazines from Teen Vogue.

    How….Christian.

    • Jonathan Smith

      how…….fire-able offense.

      • Christopher

        And fraud as well.

    • Chris Baker

      hmmm. does Kroger’s have an Ethics policy? Stealing items and telling an employee to lie to cover it up.

      If I am not mistaken, in the olden days, in retail settings, the Magazine department was outsourced to a separate vendor that stocked the magazines. The store just gave them the space and shelving. (Same with greeting cards). Not sure if this is how Kroger’s magazine section works these days.

      • Boreal

        That’s how most chains work. That way they are not responsible for the display or stocking.

      • Michael White

        but their are christians so it is all ok . God told them to do it

      • customartist

        Seems like fraud to me – small time – but fraud none the less, and a bad example for employees

    • Dagoril

      Sounds like some at Kroger has grounds for some some sort of disciplinary action. Destroying store property and lying about it has to be against company policy.

      • Christopher

        And the fucking idiot admitted to doing it!

        • customartist

          Our team would NEVER be so stupid

      • Andymac3

        Is Don Trump Jr the manager there, because he’s just turned a molehill into a mountain of shit.

    • clay

      Well, technically, it does sound like an accusation that they were stolen.

    • JoeMyGod

      I wrote to Kroger and asked if it’s standard practice for managers to rip up magazines they don’t like and claim they were stolen. https://www.kroger.com/customercomments

      • Todd20036

        My computer has a fire wall. Did she respond at all?

      • Stogiebear

        Oh, you little trouble maker, you.

        • Dorothyjgreen

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      • Nic Peterson

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      • Kruhn

        And that’s why we love you Joe!

    • Dana Chilton

      And lied and committed insurance fraud

    • TrueWords

      This is her motto and the motto of many “Christians”

      https://m.popkey.co/961c7f/xqEYO.gif

    • Xuuths

      I read that this was an online only article, so it doesn’t appear in the printed edition.

    • Raising_Rlyeh

      Tweeted kroger to let them know. Because I’m kind of feeling dickish today.

      • customartist

        I love dick

  • bkmn
    • another_steve

      Nice, but will it be in Japanese with English subtitles?

      • David Walker

        No. English dub. We went to see a “new” Godzilla movie years ago (back when it was new) and near the beginning one of the characters gave a long explanation about something. The dub ended and the character’s mouth continued to move. It was a defining moment for all G fans.

        • bsinps

          When I was a young teen growing up in Hawaii we used to stay up all night watching those of sound track Japanese movies every Saturday night.

    • safari

      I heard it’s best in theaters.

    • Ninja0980

      Looks yummy.

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      Can I be under that when it erupts?

      • ted-

        Move over!

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      COCKAsaurus !

    • jerry

      So Japan releasing the radioactive material had some positive effects?

  • another_steve

    I remember, with considerable fondness, anal sex.

    Ah, the joys of youth.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Is she projecting? After 10 kids, the husband must be tired of supporting any more kids. Anal is the cheapest contraceptive to employ.

  • “Sexualization that is being pushed on us by progressives.”

    That’s why I live by the morals and teachings of my president who says

    “I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.

    Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.

    Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.”

    • clay

      The sexualization that is being pushed on her daughters by those with rigid gender ideals is likely more relevant, and more harmful, than the mere openness pushed by progressives.

      • customartist

        Amen

    • TrueWords

      “Sexualization that is being pushed on us by progressives.”

      SAYS THE WOMAN WITH TEN CHILDREN

      https://media.tenor.com/images/1a4b67f9bd15e0dab79aa231968fdafe/tenor.gif

      • Paula

        Gibbs Rule No. 59.
        Always slap the x-tian.

      • bsinps

        Christian woman with 10 kids at that.

    • lucadrian

      but she made babies; it’s not sexuality, it’s procreation lol

  • Christopher

    “Johnston doesn’t understand — because her faith-based anger requires her not to understand it”

    This is all that needed to be said.

  • bambinoitaliano
  • Gigi

    She should start saving now for therapy. Her kids are gonna need it.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Well, is she going to contact the U.S. Attorney or not?

    • Christopher

      “Enquiring” minds want to know! 😉

  • JoeMyGod
    • Karl Dubhe

      The activist mommy? That was quite the interesting site…

      I didn’t know that Bill Nye hated science.

    • Ernest Endevor

      That’s quite the slick site. I wonder who pays for it.

    • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

      “The pulse behind everything Elizabeth does is her love for Jesus Christ, who saved her from her sin during her teenage years” She once put her hand down there.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      ” I don’t personally threaten homosexuals. I preach the gospel of hope and deliverance ”

      I just tell them the bible says to stone the little fags, but that is not me saying that, after I just said that.

      Fuck you bitch

      • Xuuths

        Guess she never watched “Deliverance”…

  • Sam_Handwich
    • Joe in PA

      Wasn’t that one of your campaign slogans?

      • Xuuths

        Got my vote!

  • JP

    I guess I’m in the minority or a theofascist but I also thought the article was inappropriate for Teen Vogue. But then again, I grew up in one of those homes where we never talked about sex, therefore I didn’t lose my virginity until 23(don’t judge me). I just find it inappropriate to aim any form of sex outside of an educational setting to teens. Then again, I was informed that kids have been having anal sex in school bathrooms for years or something. *shrugg*

    • Jonathan Smith

      oh, yes. because no kid EVER had sex BEFORE instructions……

    • another_steve

      The more sex education, the better. Fewer STDs. Fewer unwanted pregnancies.

      I’d mandate sex education beginning with the 5th Grade, were I Secretary of Education.

      • JP

        I’m all for sex ed. It just seems a bit sleezy to be encouraging it amongst kids to me. But I guess I’m a tired old prude.

        • The_Wretched

          Take heart that even with endless free pr0n on the intertubes, there hasn’t been an explosion of STD or pregnancies among kids. Instead, it’s abstance only ‘sex-ed’ and disinformation that leads to those negative outcomes.

          In light of aforementioned materials, sex-ed needs to start pretty early but should also be age appropriate.

        • clay

          The ones I see “encouraging it amongst kids” are those telling girls they’re only good for growing up into child bearing and rearing machines.

        • another_steve

          I don’t know what the latest research shows, but I wouldn’t be surprised at all if age 12 or 13 is the average age that sexual experimentation begins for young people.

          Certainly masturbation, but body-to-body action too.

          • RidingTheLine

            Growing up Mormon, I had my first highly intrusive “bishop’s interview” just before my 12th birthday. I had no idea what masturbation was, but after the bishop got done making sure I didn’t do that, I went straight home and gave it a try. That’s the same way I found out about personal ass play and of course had to give that a try, even if I was not interesting in doing such things with another boy at the time. If it was forbidden enough for the Mormon Bishop to make a big deal about, it was probably fun enough to give it a try. Like I was going to give the Bishop feedback on how it went after getting the idea from him. That’s why I think “Don’t ask, Don’t tell” was invented by teenage LGBT Mormons; they got all that info from intrusive bishops and needed to keep it on the DL.

          • another_steve

            Lol. Hear ya, RTL.

            For kids today, the internet has changed everything.

            First, there are the hundreds of free porn sites out there. Something for everyone’s taste. Second, there are all the web sites that give good, accurate and nonjudgmental info on sexual matters.

            The challenge there, for young people, is to know which sites to avoid. Which sites are only “masquerading” as sex education resources.

          • RidingTheLine

            Yep. Now all those LGBTQ Mormon teens can get some real “spirituality” on their phones while some boring sermon is droning on in church. I’ve heard that some are quite adept at switching screens from porn to “holy” text faster than adults can pry, right in church and everything.

          • another_steve

            Lol. Your background in, and insights into, the Mormon Church are an interesting read, RTL.

            I hope you share with us more about that, in your future comments.

          • RidingTheLine

            I’ve been thinking about writing a family history from a shamanistic perspective. There are too many “Harlequin Romance” moments in the history of my ancestors for it all to be just the luck of the draw. I think there’s more to it and that natural intuition or “spirituality” is what drew my ancestors to early Mormonism and it’s what makes modern Mormonism so hard to swallow for my extended family and me. Studies that I’ve read suggest Mormons produce more LGBTQ kids per capita than other populations in America, precisely because the early church attracted naturally intuitive people in masse, and Mormon missionaries still look for naturally intuitive people, catching a lot of LBGTQ in the Mormon equivalent of illegal “gill nets” in their fishing for new members. What they are getting is people with higher levels of progesterone, the bonding and personal intuition hormone, as well as the precursor for testosterone and estrogen.

          • another_steve

            “…that natural intuition or “spirituality”…”

            I’m very interested in the area of religiosity/spirituality and what draws, what attracts, people to institutional religion. The articles of faith, the mythology, of this or that religion – western or eastern – don’t so much interest me as the matter of what it is in the human psyche that compels people to be religious or spiritual.

            I distinguish between the religious/spiritual response and institutional religion. The latter (with some notable exceptions) is imo the single-most destructive force on the planet. Has always been and is today. Open any newspaper or history book and that’s all the evidence of that we’ll ever need.

            For me however, that’s totally separate and apart from the religious/spiritual response, which I believe is an integral part of our humanness.

          • RidingTheLine

            Institutional religion is mostly harmful. I agree. Early Mormonism was a bit chaotic, but fresh. The modern version is stale, stiff and restrictive, but that’s true of most organized religion. Personal religion works best.

          • another_steve

            Ah but here’s the rub…

            When you sense, intuit, something very strongly – particularly something “glorious” – your natural instinct is to proclaim it. To shout it and share it with the world. That’s what evangelism is all about — the proclaiming and the sharing.

            The “sharing” thingy is a bitch though.

            The descent from “personal” to “communal” is a bitch.

          • RidingTheLine

            In wanting to be part of something greater than yourself, you can give up just being yourself or anyone of value, for that matter. The churches know that and push it.

      • safari

        We had some sex education in 5th grade when I went through. It wasn’t anything too explicit. It wasn’t until 8th grade that we got into the diseases and such — and by then I think we already had a pregnancy and an STD scare or two in my class.

      • Christopher

        5th grade was when we had our sex ed class.

        Lasted two days, and the boys and girls had to be separated for some reason.

      • Pat

        I went to a lecture on sex ed by a Catholic nun, of all things. She turned out to be pretty sharp. She discussed the enormous rise of HIV infection among the area’s teens, and told parents 5 years old is not too young to begin talking to your child, with age appropriate content and language of course. There should be mandated sex ed but the religious fanatics would make sure it got canned by blowing it all out of proportion. That’s why the Teen Vogue article doesn’t bother me so much if it’s instructional and helps kids protect themselves. It doesn’t mean they’re going to go out and do it, but all kids are curious. Better to get accurate information than the misinformation kids pass on to each other.

        • another_steve

          Catholics past or present may grok this: There is nothing, no one, more compassionate and forward-thinking than a compassionate forward-thinking Catholic nun.

          My husband is active in LGBT organizations that work for social justice in the Catholic Church, and through him I’ve met many such nuns.

          Amazingly gifted. Amazingly perceptive. Amazingly aware.

          • Pat

            Agreed.

    • Circ09

      Sex education in a school setting?!? Hold me before I fall on the floor laughing my ass off!

      • JP

        Don’t mind me. I’m old and from the south.

        • Circ09

          If you are from the south then you should already know kids aren’t getting sex education of any consequence in our schools. And valid info on anal sex? Hahahaha! Like that’s gonna happen. Although thanks to the spread of STDs I see that being more realistically on the horizon than a simple admission in a “sex ed” class that lesbians exist.

    • HomerTh

      I guess you haven’t heard of “abstinence only” sex education, which is the norm for a large number of schools throughout the USA.

    • -M-

      If it helps. It’s an online article. Not in the print magazine.

      • JP

        but how were they destroying it in stores in that case? If that is the case…I’m better about it I guess.

        • Duck

          My guess? They didn’t bother to check into the specifics of the situation. She just heard that “Teen Vogue is teaching kids to have lesbeen butt seckhs” and saw Teen Vogue at her local store. Bought a copy and freaked out further at some article. Cue histrionics of One Million Moms levels, and here we are.

  • Rex

    For a person with a huge stick firmly up her ass you’d think she’d be more supportive of anal.

  • TrueWords

    With 10 children there is a good chance one or more of them will be gay…I am just thinking about them at this very moment…

    • bambinoitaliano

      The crazier mummy is the more fabulous the kid will turn out.

      • KCMC

        welcome to group…

  • Boy Elvis

    That chick looks absolutely shithouse rat crazy, which is handy because she clearly is.

    • Circ09

      And these women are always so very, very white. It’s disturbing.

      • bambinoitaliano

        The stepford wives do not recruit beyond the pillow sheets wearing husbands tightly knit community.

  • Stubenville

    Teen Vogue… and wikipedia.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_sex

  • JWC

    wngnut just keep’em barefoot ignorant and pregnant go back in your trailer Hon

    • bambinoitaliano

      She already violated the rule by blabbering on social media.

  • netxtown

    oh, for Pete’s sake, shove it up your ass.

  • The Milkman

    I knew girls like that in high school. They got pregnant the moment their bodies would allow it. Also, the only crime here is bronzer and peroxide abuse.

    Honestly. If she doesn’t want her daughter to read about anal, which I guess I can understand how that would be weird (depending on the age of the girl), then why are you letting her read Teen Vogue? Isn’t that just Cosmo for kids? Didn’t you screen it before giving it to her? No? Then you’re a bad homeschool mother. Maybe you should make her read Awake! and Highlights. Or the Bible.

    Activist mommy. Barf.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      She wants to decide what OTHER peoples kids read.

      • Duck

        They always do.

  • Hanwi

    Activist Mommy? WTF?!? Mommy? Really? SMH….

  • Anal sex was probably the only thing we didn’t talk about in my junior high sex ed class which included a brief discussion of the pros and cons of hiring a prostitute (just for us boys… I don’t think the girls’ class went there).

    • Jonathan Smith

      the pros and cons and pricing for the ladies

      • “the pros and cons and pricing for the ladies”

        Oh, behave!

        • Jonathan Smith

          🙂 why start now?

        • clay

          “Don’t solicit for your sister, it’s not nice,
          unless you get a good percentage of her price.”

          from “The Boy Scouts’ Marching Song” by Tom Lehrer

    • safari

      My district prohibited discussion of masturbation, abortion, and homosexuality. Bonus: class was taught by a lesbian.

      • safari

        I was also dismissed from the birthing video as the instructor rightly identified that I wouldn’t ever have to deal with that lady part.

        • Christopher

          I watched it.

          Probably made me gay. 😉

        • SPECIAL RIGHTS!!!!

  • TrueWords

    Where are her children? I mean does she not have to raise them? Educate them? Feed them? Oh the list goes on and on…but she has time to make videos left and right…are they in a cage while she makes these videos or locked in a basement?

    How much time are you spending on this issue when you are “supposed” to be home schooling your children?

    Education is deeply complicated thing and with 10 children I would assume that the depth of knowledge you would want to impart would be equally so.

    If this were a minority and/or poor woman here in America doing this with 10 children under tow the media would find a way to twist it that she is neglecting her children.

    Such a double standard in this country!!!

    • Suddenly wondering if she only has girls or if she’s raising her own little “Josh Duggar.” Since I refuse to watch the interview, I’m also wondering why a “Christian mommy” would let her daughters anywhere near an issue of Teen Vogue.

      • TrueWords

        Someone told her about it or she saw it online and this is HER issue now to garner attention nothing more than that…she has finally found the golden nugget and she is all about it…

        Here is the link to all the articles that Teen Vogue has done around sex: http://www.teenvogue.com/tag/sex

    • JWC

      another Dichotmy she states artistic freedom is not right I guess that applies just when tou don’t want to bake cakes

      • TrueWords

        Her motto is DO AS I SAY…if you do not then you are a HEATHEN

  • Joe in PA

    “Activist mommy??? Good grief.

    • bambinoitaliano

      How in the world a mommy with ten kids this day and age can be an activist is beyond me. Another alt mommy living in an alt world giving an alt definition of the word ‘activist’.

      • RoFaWh

        Her self-description implies a lot of neglect of children.

      • Lazycrockett

        Just cause she has them doesn’t mean she raised them. Look at that dugger litter.

      • m_lp_ql_m

        Actually, her type of activism doesn’t take that much time. She does zero research.

    • jmax

      CBN used that caption because it sounded better than “Stupid Bigoted Twat”.

  • Michael

    It’s people like this who have daughters who get knocked up before they even graduate high school.

    • Christopher

      And rail against abortion, and welfare.

      • Michael

        Both of which they’re usually guilty of.

        • Christopher

          Every. Fucking. Time.

    • clay

      Usually by an adult in their church, or after they run away from home.

      • pj

        or an older brother

    • bambinoitaliano

      That is the best case scenario for this christian trash. You hope that none of her ten children get sexually assaulted by family members where she will certainly put on a blind folder and stay mum.

    • m_lp_ql_m

      Which is why there’s so many goddamn xians.

      • Andymac3

        Fortunately being a christian or indeed a fake christian is a choice and kids usually grow out of it.

  • Gigi

    You lost me at: christian homeschooler.

  • HZ81

    OMG. it is so interesting that a gay man has a job.

    Kunt.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Did they ask her why she thinks it’s ok to have 10 kids ?

  • Jerry Kott

    In the mean time, she is teaching her 10 children to stick their heads up their ass.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    The digital editor is a homosexual !!!!

    • safari

      ho-mo-sex-u-al

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        That’s even worser right ??

        • safari

          Like mother using your middle name when calling.

      • RoFaWh

        Pronunciamentated backwardsly it is

        lausexmoho

        or maybe

        aluxesomoh

        or, abbreviated,

        ooxul

        “I am an ooxul.”

        “Ooxul orientation is caused by eating too much peanut butter.”

  • metrored

    I guess since we’re a province of Russia now, the gay propaganda law applies?

    • Harveyrabbit

      Exactly. I was going to say she should move to Chechnya where I’m sure she’d feel right at home.

      • Friday

        Except for the liking-to-run-her-mouth-bit.

        • Ragnar Lothbrok

          and it’s full of Muslims. She no like the Muslims.

  • David
    • Xuuths

      I seem to recall the South Park Christmas song about this topic . . . something about “You can suck all the dick you want and still be a virgin, Mary.”

  • MSW

    Poor gal could use a good bum blasting.

  • Michael R
  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    What is her babble re: toddlers and consent all about ??

  • TampaDink

    Someone THIS obsessed with other people’s sex lives is bound to be harboring a closet full of skeletons.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      I’m guessing those 10 kids resulted from 12 or more pregnancies.
      Check the attic. Always check the attic.

      • TampaDink

        I don’t even want to click on the video. I’m too frightened as it is.

    • Ninja0980

      I just hope they don’t involve abusing children.

      • TampaDink

        Me too….but I admit that the thought of the teacher sexually abusing the students is so much worse when the victims are home schooled.

      • djcoastermark

        Sadly though, it usually does.

  • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

    10 kids, Johnston? Maybe you should give anal a go.

  • Nic Peterson

    This cunning stunt may make Teen Vogue even more popular.

  • Michael R
  • GayOldLady

    It’s just hysterical that a woman with 10 children and who appears to be pregnant again would give sexual advice to anyone.

  • clay

    So, since no one else is asking, was this directions for fashionable boys, directions for teen girls pegging their boyfriends prostates, or for receiving the blessings of sort of virginity?

    • Jonathan Smith

      yes.

    • m_lp_ql_m

      The article actually covered male and female targets.

  • Ninja0980

    Won’t be long before one of her kids is pregnant or has an STD.
    All I can say is thank goodness I had parents that taught me and my siblings about sex and how to make smart choices instead of pretending that bible talk would beat raging teenage hormones.
    We weren’t perfect in the choices we made but overall we made smart and safe ones, especially when it came to unprotected sex.
    I sadly fear that won’t be the case for the children of this woman.

  • SpiderPIG
  • teedofftaxpayer

    Perhaps if she practiced anal sex she wouldn’t have had 10 kids.

  • Raising_Rlyeh

    Kind of weird, but I like how there is apparently a large segment here that read both FA and JMG.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • Blake J Butler

    The bitch needs alternatives like anal, she might want to read up on it since she has 10 damn kids. Almost duggar size.

  • Paula

    Oh, Elizabeth, just wait until the article on oral comes out. I will be waiting on the scissors article.
    🌈🌈🌈🌈✂️✂️✂️✂️

  • Outlaw Woman

    Crazy eyes redux.

    • HZ81

      Reminds me of that lady who wanted Glenn Beck to run for Prez a few years ago.

      Interesting look. Sadly, I can’t find her videos.

  • DaveMiller135

    Oh, just shove it up your ass!

    I’m so sorry. I was overcome. I’ll scourge myself later.

    • Treant

      If you’d rather not, I’m sure you could find a lot of volunteers.

  • No More GOP.

    Yeah? Well she broke the laws of nature with that hair color.

  • Jim Foy

    Momma told her she was pretty and Elizabeth believed her!

    • ted-

      Well, in her defense, she has 10 kids.

  • Sean

    Nope

  • Sounds like someone who always wanted one up the butt and never got it.

  • Waarki
  • Robert Ramrattan

    She sounds like she herself was home-schooled by Betsy DeVos.

  • Richard B

    Memo to Elizabeth Johnston:
    Stop this vendetta against Teen Vogue and demonizing the gay editor.
    In case you aren’t aware, butt sex is very popular with sexually active kids these days because their are no broken hymens (virginity secured) nor babies to worry about. You aren’t going to stop it and isn’t it better to manage it to have a better outcome?
    Here are some things to consider.
    1) Horny kids want to hear sex positive messages and yours is sex negative.
    2) Anal sex is fun and relaxing.
    3) If the kids are sexually active and doing the deed, they should have the knowledge to do it correctly and safely.
    4) If the kids are sexually active, they aren’t listening to you because you are acting like a freak.
    5) Elizabeth Johnston, you are one uptight person and could benefit from some anal stimulation yourself.

  • Rocco

    Sounds like somebody hasn’t had her kitty poked in a while. I love the way she stage whispered “journalist” lol. This fool is like June Cleaver without Lithium. I was on the edge of my seat waiting for the actual clutching of pearls…oh my. I had to stop watching when she got all sweaty talking about ‘toddler pedophilia”…loon…lol.

  • JCF
  • customartist

    I smell a hissy-fit

  • Snarkaholic

    ANOTHER one with fucked-up eyes!

  • PattyM
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  • TCinBerkeley

    How very dare Teen Vogue! Everyone knows that, per the Bible, females aren’t allowed to say “no” to sex (anal, oral, etc) when a man demands it! Lord ‘o Mercy, next they will be wanting the vote! /s

  • Matt

    Sounds to me like she just hasn’t been doing it right all these years. And now she’s mad that her sphincter is permanently wrecked.

  • TallBearNC

    What a cee u next Tuesday