Caitlyn Jenner: I Might Run For The US Senate

The Hill reports:

Olympic gold medalist and transgender activist Caitlyn Jenner is the latest celebrity to reveal she has considered launching a run for Senate, telling radio host John Catsimatidis she is in the process of determining her future in activism and politics. “I have considered it. I like the political side of it,” Jenner, who is a Republican, told Catsimatidis on AM 970 in New York.

“The political side of it has always been very intriguing to me. Over the next six months or so, I gotta find out where I can do a better job. Can I do a better job from the outside? Kind of working the perimeter of the political scene, being open to talking to anybody? Or are you better from the inside, and we are in the process of determining that,” she said. “Yeah but I would look for a senatorial run,” she continued.

Jenner lives in California where Democratic Sen. Dianne Feinstein, 84, plans to defend her seat in 2018. Democratic Sen. Kamala Harris doesn’t face reelection until 2022.

  • Ninja0980

    I have news for you sweetheart, Republicans only need you when they have to get a token out on TV to attack Democrats or make them look less bigoted but make no mistake.
    You will never, EVER be accepted by the Republican base as a candidate, ever.

  • Mike in NC

    No. Just…NO!

  • PickyPecker
    • Boreal
      • kaydenpat

        Lol!! That’s cute. Muppets for the win. Miss Piggy does not look amused.

        • Todd20036

          If she isn’t the star she is not happy.

          She’s an attention whore too, but she can be more subtle about it when needed.

      • Andymac3

        Thank you Muppets, you were a breath of sanity in my crazy childhood/teen years.

        • Ray Taylor

          My adult years too.

    • anne marie in philly

      just like the rest of that krapdashian/jenner klan!

  • bkmn

    It’s all about MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME ME!

  • Taylor

    HAHAHA! Good one, Caitlyn.

    As if that attention whore would make it through the primaries!

    • kaydenpat

      Well Trump did but he’s straight and male. Republicans aren’t going to vote for a transgender female.

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    Caitlyn please step outside your bubble… No one likes you.

    • Gustav2

      Not even most of the T’s who were on her show.

      • Dramphooey

        Nothing good is going to come from reality TV. Years ago a few gays and lesbians appearing on some MTV shows probably did help but those days are long past.

        • Gerry Fisher

          MTV’s “The Real World: San Francisco” in the early 90s was one of the best reality shows. However, buried in that show was the appearance of Puck: someone who contributed nothing, behaved outrageously, and seemed to be rewarded with lots of attention and no consequences. He was a harbinger.

        • JCF

          I continue to sing praises (for the most part) of “I Am Jazz”: it’s truly educational. [Hey, I’d never heard of a colon vaginoplasty!]

          • peacfulseas inWA

            Rectosigmoid colon vaginalplasty is preformed primarily when a person has a vaginal depth of 1to 2 inches. A gal I met in Phuket was having this type of surgery at the same time I was having the conventional procedure due to a botched attempt by another well known Thai surgeon in Bangkok. She was quite happy with the results as I am with mine. I haven’t watched ” I am Jazz ” as yet but glad it is being well received. Here’s a link to my surgeon, a wonder human being as well as a talented & skillful surgeon Dr. Sanguan. http://phuket-plasticsurgery.com/procedures.html

          • JCF

            “when a person has a vaginal depth of 1to 2 inches”

            I think you mean when a person (Transfemale) will GET a “vaginal depth of 1to 2 inches” via the “conventional procedure” (penile inversion).

            It would seem that the colon procedure will needs be become increasingly common for YOUNG Transfemales, if they have (male) puberty suppression (as did Jazz): they just don’t have enough “there” for penile inversion (unexpected consequences that I can’t imagine too many young Transfemales regretting). I hope that this latter procedure proves satisfactory, w/ few complications.

            [I couldn’t help wondering, though: why weren’t *tissue expanders* an option? I mean, yeah: for a few months (6 tops, I would think?) the young Transfemale would have to wear loose clothing to cover it up. But that way, you could get sufficient tissue for penile inversion, WITHOUT the other effects of male puberty (low voice, bone structure changes, facial/body hair, etc). But what do I know…]

          • peacfulseas inWA

            Well I do consider Transfemales ,trans women to be ” persons ” and thought that was a given . My surgeon has preformed the colon vaginaloplasty procedure on genetic born females.

            It is my understanding that young transitioning individuals as in Jazz’s case that they are not given the full meal deal. They are given antigen blockers which prevent secondary sex characteristics as you have noted. I don’t believe they are prescribed estrogens which would affect what the individual brings to the surgeon”s table and the resulting depth. Presently they take skin grafts from different areas of the body to supplement for additional depth. I would have opted for the colon vaginaloplasty over the graft had I needed the additional depth. Tissue expanders sounds good on the surface but would extend recover times ,X2, which most trans people can ill afford. We do need to work to pay for not only the surgery but therapist, prescriptions, doctors,blood test.
            It would appear you know more than most.

      • peacfulseas inWA

        You could have left it at ” Not even most of the T’s “.

    • bambinoitaliano

      Not likely unless someone pop that bubble of hers.

    • Todd20036

      I’m seeing a Caitlyn/Kid Rock run in 2024.

      • liondon#iamnotatraitor

        Knowing the DCCC they’ll push for a Joe Leiberman/Sherrod Brown ticket with centrist positions to capture the ever elusive suburbanite vote. Gonna fight that tooth and nail.

        • David Conroy

          Sherrod Brown a centrist? On what planet?

          • Derrick Johns

            I love Sherrod Brown.

      • Nic Peterson

        A choice between Libety and Tranny.

    • Carl

      No kidding. The right hates her because she exists. We hate her because she is so fucking self absorbed and clueless.

    • Dom Saunders

      Or rather step back in it so she can leave the rest of us alone.

    • Rolf

      Brainless dick becomes dickless twat.
      La plus ça change…..

  • Puckfair52

    Stay home & sort your fantasies

  • Pollos Hermanos
    • Dagoril

      YOU ARE NOT MY COAL MINE SUPERVISOR!!!!!

  • Boreal
    • Todd20036

      She tries to out-Peggy, Peggy.

      And that’s not going to happen

  • Sean Williams

    You can’t be Everything!

  • Dramphooey

    “She is in the process of determining her future in activism and politics.”

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c6ddde72cb8a4549667c8fb0fc0502bf27fd81840055093907a785e35075fb31.jpg

    • Boreal

      Mr DeMille could not be reached for comment.

      • Gustav2

        Neither could we reach Eric von Stroheim.

    • Slippy_World
      • another_steve

        Lovers of Sunset Boulevard will enjoy The Twilight Zone’s 1959 take on it, starring Ida Lupino as the aging actress.

        “The Sixteen-Millimeter Shrine”

        http://www.cbs.com/shows/the_twilight_zone/video/b4wzsate5zk8FWFU0Ig7XeHFqZsL1ybS/the-twilight-zone-the-sixteen-millimeter-shrine/

        • Derrick Johns

          Thanks, Steve. I never knew about this episode.

          • another_steve

            Anytime, Derrick. I’m a sort of (politically-incorrect descriptor follows) idiot savant when it comes to the classic 1959-1964 Twilight Zone series. I know all 156 episodes and can recite large swaths of dialogue from memory.

            There’s a decent message board on the web that’s dedicated to the series. I used to comment there but spend my online time these days here on JMG instead.

            I have no idea whether that board is still active, but anyone interested can google and take a look. It’s called “Twilight Zone Cafe.”

    • kaydenpat

      Hell of a close up.

    • anne marie in philly

      bwhahahahaha!

    • LovesIrony
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    • Todd20036

      Now, now. I’m all for this. Can you imagine if this hot mess got in front of a bunch of Nazis and started talking about “family values”?

      The entertainment alone would be worth it.

    • Uncle Mark

      “I’m interested in the political side of politics.” That is the most VACUOUS thing I have ever heard!! If I didn’t already know what a clueless want-wit she is, that statement clinched it. Clearly, the attention-whore is fantasizing about all the attention she’ll get. Being a complete, self-centered idiot only insures most of that attention will be negative.

      On the other-hand, be the standard-bearer of the Republican Party in California. I’m sure the GOP would be “delighted.”

  • Robincho

    Sen Caitlyn Jenner (R-Duh)…

  • FAEN

    Running may finally get you to understand how anti-trans your party is but I won’t hold my breathe.

    • Ninja0980

      If she’s like any of the homocons I know, sadly it won’t.

    • bambinoitaliano

      As if the likes of Peter Thiel and the LCR give two shit about the gay community. Maggot will consume anything and everything within its path.

    • vorpal 😼

      I just keep hoping she’ll soon gracefully come to accept her obsolescence.
      Somehow, I doubt it.

      • FAEN

        She’s so protected by her wealth and station in life I doubt she’ll ever truly understand.

        • Piet

          You don’t think what’s protecting her from understanding is her stupidity?

          • FAEN

            HA!

  • bambinoitaliano

    Just when you think the Wasilla Barbie had not set the bar low enough, this amoeba decide to insert herself into the public spotlight. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/400f87dbc9f6f97e7efa783c554792e5e64d8132619ae17c7041e1549897138b.gif

  • Gustav2

    NO!

    On the other hand we might be safe, she lives in California.

    • Guess?

      I dunno. I seem to recall a Republican Governor Schwarzenegger who vetoed same sex marriage bill.

  • Slade7

    Hopefully all LGBT groups will vigorously oppose any run by this idiot Caitlyn. Her astonishing ignorance and false equivalency has empowered Trump and monster Sessions. But just like Milo, the extreme Right love to use her as a stooge.

  • fastlanestranger

    So embarrassing on so many levels you are, Caitlyn

  • ceeenbee

    Please Cait . . . Go away. Just go away.

  • Bluto
  • Boy Elvis

    Because WHY THE FUCK NOT at this point. Any other as-seen-on-TV morons feel like a run? Snooki, maybe? Octomom? OJ Simpson? Why the hell not!

    • jerry

      Well, Snooki couldn’t do any worse in NJ than Crispy…

  • Hanwi

    She would get a lower percentage of votes than the percentage of trans people that exist.

  • tempus

    “I like the political side of it?” “Kinda working the perimeter?”
    Cuntlyn, honey, you can’t even work the MEDIA any more.

  • S1AMER

    Caitlyn Jenner is every bit as annoying as Bruce Jenner was.

    • bambinoitaliano

      Same shit different gender.

      • Librarykid

        But not really. Can’t she still stand to pee? I thought that the remodel was from the first floor up with no work done below

        • Silver Badger

          So Bruce left himself the “change my mind option”? Not surprising.

          • April

            No need to dead name (using their male name) someone.

        • Jerry Kott

          I recall reading that recently he had the basement remodel/ rec- room done or did I read between the lines in a report.

          • Harley

            No, just a nice hot waxing around the bottucks

    • kaydenpat

      He looks like he needs a giant aspirin for his migraine. I think we all need a giant aspirin for this nightmare that we’re stuck in where delusional Reality TV stars think they can run for public office. We even had an Orange Bigot think he could be President.

      Oh wait…

  • mikeindc

    California has an open primary with top two runoff. In a large field its conceivable that she could make the runoff.

    • bambinoitaliano

      Hopefully she keep running …off the cliff that is.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Just when you think the whorest of whore only need a sex tape and an enhanced butt, now the shit gibbon open the hell gate for this whore, has been singers and unemployed actors to pollute the public service sector.

  • Boreal

    For the lurking downvote troll. I see Ninja, myself and Bambinoitaliano have a few downvotes. Here’s one for our troll.

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    • DesertSun59

      Gah. Looks like a very young Bieber. I wouldn’t put it past him to have done that either.

    • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

      I thought downvotes were a thing of the past? How can you see them?

      • Dramphooey

        There is an app that allows one to view them. I’ve never used it. I would consider it similar to a microscopic viewing of all the germs in my mouth.

  • Dee Linder

    With 45 proving that you don’t have to be remotely qualified to be elected President, now a lot more unqualified celebs are going to decide to run.

    Cait Jenner for Senate
    Kid Rock for Senate
    Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson for President
    …dear gawd, who’s next?!

    • Librarykid

      Shirley Q. Liquor?
      Maxine from Hallmark?
      Turn loose the insanity.

  • dcurlee

    Maybe her and Opal Covey can run their campaigns together

  • Natty Enquirer

    Well we need someone. Not Jenner, of course. But Queen DiFi’s life appointment is getting stale.

    • Robincho

      It’s not a life appointment. She keeps getting re-elected. And we can’t say the California electorate is getting stale, because Kamala Harris…

  • Robincho

    I wish Caitlyn were the World Trade Center, and that aboard Flight #11 was every last Kardashian…

  • Nowhereman

    What–is running for senate another thing to do on her bucket list? Go away, Caitlyn. Far far away.

    • Reality.Bites

      I for one can’t wait for Caitlyn to complete her bucket list.

  • Marti386
  • Boreal
  • jimbo65

    Watching Joy Reid. Love how she on air fact checks these Gop hacks.

  • Gigi

    Seriously, who gives a fuck? And how is she a trans activist? She’s not representative of any trans woman that I know.

    • -M-

      Typo, you meant ‘not representative’.

  • Dot Beech

    OF COURSE she will run for Senate. And she will sell the whole thing to a cable network to package as a ‘reality’ show. Then comes a book.

    I’ve got news for you, Ms. Jenner. You lost touch with reality a long, long time ago. You have little substance, scant dignity and no self-respect. You’re as crazy as that freak show occupying the White House. You need psychotherapy, not publicity.

    • another_steve

      Agree 100 percent.

      Imo, the worst part of the grand self-serving PR stunt she’s been undertaking for the past couple of years is the damage she’s done to the trans movement. She’s helped codify the stereotype that trans woman = big-breasted big-haired heavily made-up sexpot who wants people to admire how glamorous she is.

      As you suggest: psychotherapy, not publicity.

    • Reality.Bites

      She will try… but her previous show tanked and any network right-wing enough to try it would also hate her.

  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    The real cost of Trump is every D-list celebrity thinking they can run for office.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Every Klown in the country wakes up each morning, looks in the mirror and says – “My gawd, I could have been president!”

      • Skokieguy [Larry]

        And done a better job…

    • Carl

      The scary thing is the D-list might be right.

  • JaniceInToronto

    Apparently, there is no end to the insanity.

    • William

      Tell Justin to build a wall.

  • Michael R

    You’re not going to like it outside the bubble you’re trapped in .

  • Mrs. Councillor Nugent
    • Todd20036

      He used to be so beautiful, and not pathetically crazy.

      • Reality.Bites

        Do we know that he wasn’t pathetically crazy at the time?

    • M Jackson

      Caity has sure thrown a bucket of ice on that boner.

  • Texndoc
  • AtticusP

    Please don’t.

    Please.

  • kaydenpat

    Cannot stand her. May she run and lose.

  • Droz

    Remember Kim Howe.

    • M Jackson

      No. Which is what I wish on Caity.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    I wish she would just go away. Live her life and leave ours alone.

  • Snarkaholic

    Delusional fucking idiot.

    • Derrick Johns

      lol I can tell you didn’t feel like writing very much–but what you wrote was very accurate.

  • DaddyRay

    Maybe this is the wakeup call she needs to find out just how disliked she is

  • BobSF_94117

    “I like the political side of it,”

    It’s so shiny and sparkly!!!

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      … and another opportunity to grab attention and grift.

      • Ken M

        …and I’ll be the tallest girl there.

    • Jerry Kott

      Because the cameras don’t go away.

  • JT

    Caitlyn Jenner: I Might Run For The US Senate

    You might become less ignorant and self-centered. But it’s a long shot.

  • Mike in Texas
  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    They never start with city council, do they?

    • Stogiebear

      Hard to depend on the local vote when you keep plowing them down with your car.

      • Reality.Bites

        I think “Vote for me or I’ll plow you down with my car” is a pretty effective slogan.

  • BobSF_94117

    Doing her bit for Trump and the GOP. You’ve got to admire the tenacity.

    /s

  • Ronald Reagan is Dead!
  • M Jackson

    The number of people who respond to a hard-right republican transgender reality show barnacle like Caity are not going to be a decisive factor in California politics.

  • another_steve

    Let girl run for the Senate.

    Then she’ll find out what her hate party really thinks about LGBT people.

  • Will Parkinson

    I have a better idea. Just fuck the fuck off.

  • Adam King

    Go right ahead, you ignorant old cow. Waste your time and money on a humiliating loss. Nobody likes you, and this will be a great opportunity for everyone to express it.

  • Ernest Endevor

    Someone’s selling a reality show.

    • Reality.Bites

      E! knows better than that

  • Moonbeam_Song

    She’s a Republican — a party that currently hates LGBT people, particularly the transgendered, and is filled with members who want to make sure she can never use a women’s restroom.

    I don’t see her attracting a lot of GOP votes. I also don’t see her attracting a lot of independent or Democratic votes in the current climate.

    Maybe a few misguided Log Cabiners might get excited about her candidacy, but there’s hardly enough of them to build a winning coalition.

  • TexasBoy

    Oh, I do hope she gets the Republican nomination. Then she may see how much Republicans really do hate her.

    • Todd20036

      You would think, but she’s so fucking clueless there’s a chance she STILL wouldn’t

  • aar9n

    You do that. You’ll see how Republicans treat transgender

  • Reality.Bites

    Please do – a right wing Republican who Republicans and Democrats both hate. She’ll get negative votes

    • Adam King

      Maybe she’ll get a handful of votes and suck them away from some other loony Republican.

  • SoCalGal20

    LMAO CA has jungle primaries, you idiot. Dems will most likely get the top two spots. But, sure, waste some Republican resources.

    • Reality.Bites

      They’ll get the top two and no way will she be third either!

      I don’t know if it would be a waste of resources since I doubt they’d waste any on her.

      Still, I look forward to her discovery that Republicans don’t just hate Trans people in the abstract; they hate her specifically

  • TexasBoy

    If she’s elected I hope he is prepared to use the little boys room when she needs to go. Birth gender and all that.

    • Snarky

      Not in California. We’re (relatively) civilized here.

      • Kruhn

        But she’ll be in the Senate, which in the case she wins, it means the Democrats lost big and that means that The Turtle and Paul are in charge, thus she’ll be forced to use the men’s bathroom in Capitol Hill.

        • Snarky

          Guess what? McConnell and Ryan are already in charge of the Senate and the House. But there’s not a universe* where Jenner takes DiFi’s seat.

          *okay, maybe on Rick & Morty such a universe exists.

          • Kruhn

            That’s why I said “in case”, should have said “in the outside chance” instead.

  • Rick

    Transgender activist?
    Wut?

    • Droz

      In the same way as her daughter is an activist for appearing in a Pepsi commercial.

  • bdsmjack

    Ick.

  • Ken M

    Caitlyn never one gold medals, and is certainly no Transgender activist. If her life change is to be complete, let’s get “her” facts right.

  • Dagoril

    Well the Senate IS filled with douches, so you would be perfect for it.

  • Secure

    LMAO. Well if she won with Trump’s support, that would sure as hell piss off Tony Perkkkins, Bryan Fissure, Pat Robertson, Mike Huckabee, Ted Cruz, and all the others.

  • SDG

    Someone explain to me how she is an “activist”? She is just a person with a big mouth!

    • Ben in Oakland

      Her mouth is active. That makes her an activist.

  • Ken M

    If she wants more attention, she should just change her last name to Kardashian.

  • Jeffrey

    And she thinks a trans woman will have the republican vote locked up? I think she wants nothing more than to play dress up and have the full Evita Rainbow Tour wardrobe scene (don’t we all) but twirling around Beverly Hills from one gown fitting to another doesnt prepare you for serious government. We can’t afford to take this moron or even Kid Rock for granted anymore. We have Mr Donald J Kardashian as president already.

  • Mark
  • carrot festival
  • olandp

    So, President is out?

    • carrot festival

      Baby steps. (She’s having trouble running in heels.)

  • DesertSun59

    I live in CA.

    Feinstein needs to retire. Let new blood replace her.

    Caitlyn will lose bigly. GOPers don’t vote for trans ppl.

    • bzrd

      putin doesn’t like them either

  • ColdCountry

    It’s all about name recognition these days. Career politicians are up against the know-nothings who have a popular following. Sad.

  • William
  • Harveyrabbit

    Just another excuse for a shitty new Kardashian “reality” TeeVee show.

    Campaigning with the Kardashians

  • well, i’m sure she’ll be raising a lot of money from the homocon community. in CA. lol.

    i will say it’d be nice if CA could have a younger senator than 84 and counting. there are plenty of younger, more forward looking people the dems could run.

  • anne marie in philly

    jenner (and kid rock, for that matter) could not win election for dog catcher, let alone a high political office. no experience, no mouth filter, no brains. MORONS!

    • olandp

      Just remember we all laughed when Don the Con descended into the lobby of Trump Tower and announced his campaign. I said, “Be careful what we wish for, Ronald Reagan was elected twice.”

  • LovesIrony

    oh an epic defeat, how nice.

  • 2patricius2

    Caitlyn, you were wonderful in the Olympics, but politics is not your game.

  • JWC

    Oh Honet trust me you have done enough really more than enough Just sit this one out

  • geoffalnutt

    Remember: she’s a Republican, first.

  • Gerry Fisher

    I’m sorry, but we’ve hit our quota this century of wildly unqualified, reality-show-star narcissists in high elected office.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    I am so tired of this delusional woman.

  • netxtown

    Katy best stay home and do her nails. A handful full of votes from her celebrity fan club won’t even bump the percentage meter.

  • ColoMtnWoman

    Oh, honey…Go back under your rock and give us ALL a rest.

  • Publius

    The answer is no.

    • MBear

      Preceded by “oh HELL… [no]”

  • There is going to be the little problem that she caused a major car accident that killed the driver of the car that she rear ended..

    She won’t get far, unless all her the topics at a press conference announcing her Senate bid are about golf, country club dues, and why there needs to be more water allocated for golf courses.

    • Natty Enquirer

      “I could kill somebody in the middle of Pacific Coast Highway and I wouldn’t lose any voters.”

      • Snarky

        Too soon.

    • She could run sports events to pay for the wall; taking people off Meals on Wheels and Food Stamps won’t raise enough money.

  • HZ81

    I can’t believe all the ugly comments here directed at this delusional asshole! Leave this dumb piece of shit alone. Stupid kunt can run for office if stupid kunt wants to. It’s still somewhat America despite 11/8/16. Or at least, we’re still Americany. Kinda.

    Run, you shithead whore, run!

    • castaway

      lol

    • Natty Enquirer

      I think Caitlyn has found her campaign manager.

  • j.martindale

    Do it. You can count on the votes of…well, no you can’t count on anybody’s vote.

  • KnownDonorDad

    i think we should back off with entry-level national political offices for a bit.

  • Ben in Oakland

    Translation:

    “I’m stupid and I know nothing. But I do like seeing my name.”

    • Trump knows nothing and he’s president; there is hope for me, the wonderful Jenner.

  • Baylee Peach

    Oh my. I’m so excited. Another asshole Republican celebrity running for office. How will I ever contain my excitement.

    • Furface

      There are a number of effective antiemetics available OTC.

  • stvnc44

    I have admitted being a Native Texan before and apologized for the DUMB ASS STUPID TEXAS GOVERNMENT, but
    there may be a bright spot!
    If Bruce – oh I’m sorry spilled lots of young cum to that one, Caitlyn comes to Texas there is no where for her to go to the bathroom!
    I think about 3 days should do it.

  • gaymex1

    hahahahahahahaHA….Sweetie, you are such a delusional fuck. No one wants you on their side.

  • Charlie

    Really??? Is she putting us on??? She must think very highly of herself. No self-respecting LGBT person should even consider voting for this attention whore. She only cares about herself and her negative popularity among the LGBT community proves it.

  • LesbianTippingHabits


    I certainly hope Caitlyn Jenner funs for Senate. And loses. Bigly.

  • ChiTownGuy

    Please please please just go away

  • DuaneBidoux

    Oh it’ll be interesting seeing her get through that primary.

    I wonder if that will be enough to wake her up to the fact that the people she supports hate her guts?

    • Halou

      I wouldn’t bet on it. She was clinging to Ted Cruz for months during the primary campaign.

      • TampaDink

        She may not have detected the hatred since so much of it was directed at Ted.

        • Stubenville

          Or perhaps the spackle makeup deflects it.

          • TampaDink

            That could be true.

  • Whicker Park

    She could be better than what’s there now…. naaaaahhhhh.

  • sdbpacnw

    Can this person simply go away? She makes me embarrassed to be a transgender woman.

  • Carl

    It’s the summer silly season again.

    • Snarkaholic

      Summer’s Eve Delusional Douche!

  • No More GOP.

    The self-involvement is strong in this one.

  • TampaDink

    Perhaps she can win by making her campaign platform all about denying civil rights to LGBT people, herself excluded, of course.
    I fear that Russian operatives will play a big part in the midterms, since the majority party seems to think it is okay for that to happen.

  • Ellipse Kirk

    No. The Senate is krazy enough w/o a damn Kardassian in it. TW are the Kardassians descendants https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/01bc19551479c674ad82cfcc7e63b48ddd212faf66bcf41d2ccbc1d9f3cd86b7.jpg of Cardassians?

  • RJ Bone

    Oh god no. :/

  • Stubenville

    So she’s from California. Who is she running against, Harris or Feinstein?

    (I feel sorry for all The Onion writers, about to be laid off.)

  • She is not my friend.

  • kiltedyak

    “Olympic gold medalist and transgender activist Caitlyn Jenner is the latest celebrity…”

    Let me fix that. Olympic gold medalist, transgender person, and activist for her self Caitlyn Jenner….There better with the Oxford comma. I fail to see her activism for anyone but herself.

  • JWC

    Lady . the Khardasian Kar has departed and no one CAREs b, Befote .now or later

  • CottonBlimp

    Go run off a cliff you damn bimbo.

  • teedofftaxpayer

    She nuts. There is no two ways about it.

  • Frostbite

    Jeeze. Go the f away [attention] whore!

  • Maybe Alyssa Milano could run against Jenner. I’d vote for (very progressive, very politically involved) Alyssa Milano if I didn’t live on the far side of the country.

    https://twitter.com/Alyssa_Milano/status/827045317744918528

    • Derrick Johns

      Amen

  • Cuberly
  • Considering Jenner openly supports candidates who want to take rights away from transgender people, editors at The Hill might want to be more careful about how they toss around the phrase “transgender activist.”

  • andrew

    Caitlyn Jenner certainly has a high opinion of herself, one clearly not supported by reality.

    • Tiger Quinn

      Yeah, I keep reading words like “icon” and “activist,” which don’t mean “desperately in magazines all the time.”

  • The_Wretched

    Caitlyn, it’s been a blast but it’s time for you to shut up and go away. the news media is not doing anyone any good by having her on. She and Conway can go have a kiki and covfefe the night away.

    • Dom Saunders

      She, Conway, and Devos all need to kindly fuck off somewhere. I honestly can’t decide which one I despise more. They’re equally repulsive. And who is calling Jenner anyone’s transgender activist anyway? The Republican panderer who grudgingly decided that same-sex marriage was okay AFTER it was passed? The same idiot who waited till the literal last minute to “champion” this cause, while doing absolutely nothing to prove she was really about that life?

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3e96896243a7ee82e867812dfc8ef88c88909c5dcaed7516fddfaf1520c45a46.gif

    • Snarkaholic

      A “blast”…do you mean like explosive (verbal) diarrhea?

  • Stogiebear
  • Jay Phelps

    Uh, she is NOT a “transgender activist.” She’s an attention-seeking Kardashian. There’s a HUGE difference.

  • stanhope

    Nobody is as stupid as this so there must be a mental health issue. If he is dumb enough to run, some right wing red neck will assassinate his ass. Not advocating just relating the state of things nowadays.

    • Tiger Quinn

      She. Don’t be an asshole.

  • stevenj

    If DiFi decides to retire….Gavin Newsom for Senate?
    Does Jenner know that Republicans have not been able to win a major statewide race in Calif for nearly 10 years?

  • The Milkman
  • TheManicMechanic

    This pseudotwat needs to shut up, sit at home and just keep counting her money. No one wants your “public service” anymore save for some deluded Log Dropping Repugs.

  • Larry in Oklahoma

    Republicans have SO often NOT embraced gays and transgenders, so what makes her think they are gonna throw ANY support behind her? She’s in for a lot of insults and degrading. Better to not even go there.

    • Reality.Bites

      Besides which, even if she got every available Republican vote in California… she’d still lose.

  • glass
    • I think she is mainly an ugly whore. Second, she is a screwed-up whore. Third, she is a nasty Republican whore. Attention comes fourth.

  • boobert

    Who does it thinks will pay for a senate run? LGBT? I don’t think so. Republicans? Who, the ones that don’t want it’s kind in public bathrooms? Highly unlikely. Maybe the kardashians will self fund. That’s a laugh !

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • goofy_joe

    No.

  • David Milley

    Hubby: “What’s that you say? She has the runs?”

  • JCF
  • Brian

    First of all, without going into the baggage, California will not elect a republican to the senate. Second, Dianne Feistein needs to go. The dems will be a forever out of power party until younger, more energetic politicians take control.

    • No Diane Feinstein gives California power in the Senate. She will retire when she is good and ready to. She and Jerry Brown might be seniors but they are the two most popular politician in California for a reason. Tough nuggies Brian! Go primary her from the left if you don’t like it– or even run a third party candidate against her. She will continue to blow them off just like she has in every election. Talk about ingrates!

      • Brian

        She will be 85 years old on election day and 91 years old at the end of the term, are you kidding? There are term limits in this state for state offices, there are younger accomplished pols that should move up. Who questions her energy level at 85 years old? Everyone except for you apparently.

  • Rocco

    Delusional.

  • It’s just occurred to me that you’re just plain stupid. And since there’s quite a bit of stupid going around DC, we’d rather you just STFU and stay the fnck out of politics. Go home and take care of your family, if they still want you to.

  • CB

    Go away. Git. Scram.

  • Joseph Miceli

    Please run, Caitlin! Run, girl! After all, we know just how much Republicans love what…to them…is a man who mutilated himself so he could hang out in the little girl’s restroom.
    Boy, THAT will have Republican voters all fired up!

  • Jefe5084

    Let her waste her time, just like she is always wasting everyone else’s.

    We can take bets on how much she loses by. Delusional. But she is self-serving and arrogant..might do ok as a politician.

    • Snarkaholic

      Let’s take bets on how much $ she raises in campaign contributions…I’m going to say twelve bucks.

  • Jason

    Go. The. Fuck. Away.

    • Thank you Jason for the most succinct and correct comment all week. 🙂

  • Dunkerblinker

    Who would vote for her? No republicunts, not dems, not the alt-right or their lunatic religious nuts, not trans people and no LGBT.

  • Lee Anne

    She needs to know what the issues are before she can speak for us. Let her spend 6 months, no cameras, with an org. that helps homeless LGBTQ youth. Another 6 with one that reaches out to the sex workers on the streets. Try spending a couple of weeks in an adult shelter. Then she might have a rudimentary grasp of the issues. Might.

  • lattebud

    The more she speaks, I am convinced they used a Black and Decker orbital sander when dshaving her forehead and rattled her brain so much, she had several concussions and make a stroke or two.

  • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

    No. This person has no qualifications other than name recognition.
    We gotta start electing qualified people.

  • pgarayt

    Can we just change the name from planet Earth to planet Ego and be done with it.

  • James

    Who’s going to vote for her?

  • trouble94114

    No, just no. You running for political office is an answer for which there is no sane question.