“Prophet” Mark Taylor: Trump Has Secretly Imprisoned 3000 “Elite Pedophiles” And Hillary Is Next [VIDEO]

“Firefighter prophet” Mark Taylor, currently the darling of extremist Christian sites like World Net Daily and a regular on Jim Bakker’s show, is claiming that Trump has secretly imprisoned 3000 “elite pedophiles” and that Hillary Clinton is next.

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch:

“Divine justice is being poured out right now,” Taylor said. “3,000 elite pedophiles have been arrested since the inauguration, but that’s not a whole lot of common knowledge, people don’t understand that because they’ve had a 100 percent media blackout on it.”

Taylor said that thousands of well-known, high-ranking figures have been arrested in recent months as part of Trump’s crackdown on satanic pedophile and child sacrifice cults, but we are not hearing anything about it because Trump is keeping it all under wraps.

“The Clintons are going to go down, Obama is going to go down, they’re all going to go down,” Taylor said. “Time is up for those who are corrupt … God is very serious when He says He is going to clean house. Everybody keeps asking, ‘When is it going to start, when is it going to start?’ It’s already started, it’s just they’re not saying anything. And the other thing you have to understand, with Trump being ten places ahead of everybody else, he’s not going to tip his hat as to what he’s doing.”

According to Taylor, any day now we’re going to wake up to the news of “Jezebel” Hillary’s imprisonment. Because Jesus and Trump.

  • PickyPecker
    • PickyPecker
      • james1200

        There must be little kids in the pizza getting molested by ants or something. Or are they invisible children?

        • Tomcat

          And to think, she looks so human in the picture.
          Who would have thought?

        • David in Tucson

          Space babies.

      • CanuckDon

        Hillary ate pizza and she liked it!

      • BearEyes

        square cut pizza is an abomination!

        • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

          How do you feel about square hamburgers? I say they’re unnatural!

          • BearEyes

            I like steamed cheeseburgers (it’s a central CT thing). The steamer box has square trays in it for either the meat or the cheese. So, it’s OK. Round is good too – especially home-made.

          • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

            White Castle?

          • AaronD12

            Wendy’s too.

          • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

            I hate to admit to it, but I love them little WC sliders!

          • BearEyes

            very different. WC fries theirs on a griddle (and small holes to cook quicker – though I do like they cook them with the onions.
            Steamed cheeseburgers are just what they sound like – meat and cheese in separate little trays put into a steam box to be cooked or melted respectively then on a hard roll with a slice of onion. Tender, juicy, and definitely not fried.

        • peacfulseas inWA

          Never presented a round pizza until we moved from NNY to west coast. 1st pizza, open the box, hey where’s the rest of my pizza. It could have been worse ,it didn’t come with utensils,knife,fork.

          • BearEyes

            Infidel!
            /s

          • peacfulseas inWA

            No, Italian !

        • Kruhn

          And with cheese! Double the abomination!

  • BobSF_94117

    I think we’ve found Shoebat’s soulmate!

    • Uncle Mark

      Seriously. He looks like he’s broadcasting from some sad little corner room that belongs to some teenager. All he’s missing is the shadeless lamp and an unmade bed. Perhaps it is the same room as Shoebat’s, except they’ve clearly divided the bedroom.

  • Max_1
    • kcken

      It was an exorcism. Pence is there too. Pretty sure we’re still fucked, being that there’s no god… or any devils…

    • helenwheels74

      creepy!

    • Ernest Endevor

      Pathetic.

    • Tomcat

      Did it do any good? He is still president so I guess NO.

    • William

      Was the Orb out for cleaning?

    • RoFaWh

      Lock ’em up.

  • Gustav2

    Now there is a challenge:

    Out crazy that!

    • Tawreos

      No, Don’t make it any more of a challenge than it already is.

    • kcken

      We don’t want him. Nor shoebat… eww.

  • kcken
    • nocadrummer

      ♪♫ Don’t bogart that joint, my friend. Pass it over to me…♫♪

      • kcken

        ♪♫ One toke over the line sweet jesus, one toke over the line..♫♪

  • bkmn

    Time for Hillary to sue these asshats for slander and make it painful.

    • Pat Padrnos

      I wish she would.

      • bkmn

        She deserves to take lots of their tax free dollars out of their pockets.

    • pch1013

      I wonder why she hasn’t. Is it because she shrewdly doesn’t want to give them even more attention and/or turn them into martyrs?

      • David Walker

        I’d go with the “turn them into martyrs” option. They do tend to look for any straw that “proves” they are the oppressed.

        • Uncle Mark

          And longer than the time the trial is going on, we will be reminded of the slanderous story repeatedly for months

      • Rambie

        That’s exactly why! They have no money and would just whine about how they are being picked on even more

    • David Walker

      They want Jezebel? Then Jezebel it is!

    • Rex

      Time to tax the hell outta these charlatans.

    • Rambie

      They don’t have the cash

  • Boreal

    If they were imprisoned, his administration would have no one left in it.

    • PickyPecker

      There’s still plenty of deluxe accomodations at GITMO. Just sayin’.

  • Charlie

    – another day, another mentally ill / delusional / lying Trump supporter steps to the front…

  • JWC
  • Tawreos

    Wow 3,000 “well-known, high-ranking figures have been arrested” and nothing has leaked from any other source. And Trump who is so desperate for a win it isn’t even funny has said nothing about this remarkable feat. Of course that could be because to remove that many people without trial would be a gross violation of the constitution and could really cause problems for the administration.

    • Silver Badger

      You beat me too it. Now all I can say is “what he said”. Well done.

  • kcken

    To these people, just being a liberal (librul) is enough to have you “taken down” and “locked up” …

    • pch1013

      Yep. This is just more incitement of the Trump cultists to start slaughtering us wholesale.

      • RoFaWh

        There are more of us than of them.

  • grada3784

    You’d never get 100% media blackout. Fox would be crowing.

  • Ninja0980

    Elite pedophiles?
    Like the ones who run churches?

    • nocadrummer

      Megachurches, and cathedrals.

      • tim870

        vaticans

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    • TrueWords

      or Milo and many Log Cabin Republicans…yeah I said it

    • ChrisMorley

      Cardinal George Pell, Vatican Treasury Secretary, soon going to jail in Australia. Abuser and Cover-Up Queen.

      He is due in a Melbourne magistrates court on July 26 for the hearing of charges that he has “strenuously denied”. http://time.com/4848627/cardinal-pell-sex-abuse-catholic-pope-australia/

      • Jamie_Johnson

        But we’ve heard about this one. Next…

    • Todd20036

      More like the ones in imaginary pizza pallor basements.

      • Uncle Mark

        DAMMIT, Todd !! The child-sex basement dungeon in the pizza parlor DOES EXIST !! It’s like Brigadoon; it reappears every election cycle or whenever the Republicans are in trouble. The truth is out there…with your choice of extra toppings or crazy bread.

    • jerry

      Drumpf…can’t get more “elite pedophile” than that.

      • BearEyes

        Just ask Ivanka

    • RaygunsGoZap

      It’s like a certification…first you have to have accrued so many hours of pedo’ing.

    • Uncle Mark

      I thought ALL the elite pedophiles were on Mars by now, since the planet is allegedly so well-stocked now.

    • Uncle Mark

      Does owning the TRUMP BLACK CARD (y’know that one they were pitching during his campaign) make them “elite”?

    • PepyLaCher

      Like donny and his buddies? Fox/chicken-coop

  • james1200

    500 years ago, we thought the mentally ill were possessed and we murdered them in the streets. Now we give them TV shows and YouTube channels with hundreds of thousands of viewers and make them presidential advisors. We seriously need to rethink things.

    • Tomcat

      I am glad to say I do not have ANY friends that watch these people.
      I however did not say I did not have family that watches them.
      I just don’t claim them as friends anymore.

  • Max_1

    Even tinfoil cat with the smoking gun thinks you’re batshit crazy…
    http://i.imgur.com/XdanMFW.gif

  • He’s a loony. Moving on…

  • helenwheels74

    aren’t trump and his party friends “elite pedophiles”? trump has publicly displayed his leanings. as far as the bible-wankers go, they’re the #1 culprits of these atrocities.

  • Adam Stevens

    Hillary is far to busy selling her pizza-children to be worried about this.

    • pch1013

      LIES!

      She’s not selling “pizza children,” she’s rounding them up to be sent to Mars to work as slave laborers.

  • j.martindale
  • CanuckDon

    Rampant insanity and all tax-free!

    • kcken

      Right!! A straight couple I know were “offended” and unfriended me on facebook when they celebrated building a new church, and I asked if they used any money to build a soup kitchen or a homeless shelter.

  • Spongebob CrankyPants

    ROFLMAO

  • Christopher
  • bambinoitaliano

    I read Pompous Ass Mark Taylor in the headline.

  • Mark Ross

    How can people be that dumb?

    • Christopher

      Religion.

    • Tomcat

      They get up real early and practice.

    • Chris Baker

      1. Hope that Trump is secretly the great savior of white Christian America.
      2. Hear someone say they have secret evidence the Trump is the great savior of white, Christian America.
      3. Ding! Proof.

  • Tomcat

    Can we get these people some help? No not the imprisoned ones I mean the religious nutcases. They need mental help fast.

  • aar9n

    3000 of Trump’s voter base

  • Sam_Handwich

    conservatives can’t stop thinking about sex with kids

    • kcken

      Or “men in dresses” wanting to pee in the womens restroom.

      • PickyPecker

        Or just pee. And blood.

        • kcken

          Those bad-facelifts are everywhere man… EVERYWHERE!!!!
          *hides under desk*

        • MonochromeMouse

          It was coming out of their eyes, their ears, their wherevers.

      • Todd20036

        Now that reminds me of my clubbing days. Tracks in DC, that John Blair club in NYC in the early 90s. Forgot its name

    • Uncle Mark

      Yep…from his lips to god’s glory hole

  • Cuberly

    Uh oh….check this guys crawl-space NOW!

  • Jonathan Smith
  • Lazycrockett

    I dunno I still see a lot of Priests walking around.

  • Ben in Oakland

    It’s such a big secret that only a few hyper-right Christians know about it. that’s how secret it is.

  • popebuck1

    Given that they invariably project the sins uppermost on their OWN minds onto others, maybe this guy is worried HE will be next.

    • David Walker

      But is he sufficiently elite?

      • JW Swift

        I’m sure *he* thinks so.

  • Blake J Butler
  • bambinoitaliano
    • William

      Someone needs to take a mop to him.

  • Rick Jackson

    Hey Mark, when you hear voices that others cannot hear, maybe you are just hallucinating.

  • Stubenville

    Meth head. Sad.

  • Jonathan Smith
  • Sporkfighter

    “3,000 elite pedophiles…”

    What the hell is an “elite pedophile”? Part of a secret organization that infiltrates pedophiles into unsuspecting schools and neighborhoods, extracting them whenever their covers get blown, and sending them on to new secret assignments elsewhere?

    Seems like I’ve heard of such an organization somewhere…

    • Gregory B

      Perhaps “elite pedophiles” refers to bishops, archbishops and cardinals to distinguish them from run-of-the-mill priests and monsignors.

    • BobSF_94117

      I think it means their van down by the river has a driver.

  • TrueWords
    • KCMC

      YAYSSSSSSSS!!!

    • David Walker

      They don’t call it Cracker Barrel for nothing.

      • jerry

        Over the past few years, I’ve got a couple gift cards to Cracker Barrel. They’re eventually going to be re-gifted, because I can’t even.

    • RoFaWh

      Well, he is a soulless white devil.

  • JWC

    It is really sad that you have a person ,in #45, who is so mentally unbalanced that he is running the country Sadder still is that the GOP permits it Beyond that the GOP will not allow this man the medical help that he needs

  • bambinoitaliano

    Is he hinting for another rapture?
    https://youtu.be/pHCdS7O248g

  • Michael R

    Why not 3 million ?
    Who is this loser ?

  • Gregory B

    I must be having an off day but I am completely baffled as to how anyone can believe the BS spewing from his mouth. I don’t understand the thinking or the thought processes involved to get him to believe what he is professing is true. The only thing I understand is that when these assholes get off camera they are laughing so hard about the people who listen and believe and send them money, they can’t even high-five each other for landing more “suckers”.

  • KCMC
  • tim870

    I think it’s time to break out the hot irons and shove them up your ass, liar!

  • bambinoitaliano
    • PickyPecker

      Opal for POTUS!

      • That_Looks_Delicious

        No! Up until November, I would have said yes. But I’m convinced now that 40% of America would actually vote for her.

      • Boreal

        Her youthful black hair is proof of god’s favor.

        • RoFaWh

          Black hair dye and raddled cheeks.

      • BobSF_94117

        Better yet, Opus for POTAL!

        • That_Looks_Delicious

          President of the Alabama?

      • KCMC

        May I vote for just her exquisite eye brows?

      • boobert

        I’m for that ! She reminds me of my Grandma ! lol

    • David Walker

      Now I get it! 45 was trying to spell Covey but twitted covfefe instead. OMG. Did I break the code that those who are supposed to know know? Oh, shit. Well, it’s been nice knowing all y’all.

    • Uncle Mark

      WORST DRAG QUEEN ACT EVER !!

    • RoFaWh

      Opal! Dear! Where have you been? We missed you.

      /snark

  • BockMcMillan

    Its hilarious to watch a sick brain sprout wishful thinking and call it prophesies.

    • PickyPecker

      Hello, Bock dear! Hope you had a fun Pride this year! XO

      • BockMcMillan

        PP, my dear! It was the best Pride ever – or one of the top three at least. XOXOXO

  • fastlanestranger

    This is all very, “… You might be a redneck!”

  • Christopher
    • jerry

      I ruined what’s left of my liver last month, doing 3 different prides, including 12 days in NYC. So I got home 7/2 and said I was done traveling for a while and needed to dry out and too much work to do. So now I’ve booked a week in New Orleans for decadence…

      • David Walker

        Sounds like a plan. Dry out over the summer and then get back into competitive drinking shape after Labor Day. Prost!

        • jerry

          I did Decadence a couple years ago…despite my extensive training in college, 7 days in the French Quarter, during Decadence, pushes the limits of competitive drinking and endurance.
          Still, it gets me away from work–after the clothes I wore during June, I feel like I’m in a burka now (accountant)–and gives me another week to be an unabashed slut.

  • Pat Padrnos

    OK. I think we all know Jim Bakker is a whack job and he has a lot of crazy “prophets” on his show – in between selling his buckets of food. But – this is off the charts. I had to laugh – as I am sure you did – but guess what? There are people who believe this crap!! Is today only Wednesday?

    • kareemachan

      Don’t forget the moran who said that Gawd hates renewable energy.

      • David Walker

        Perhaps we could round all of them up and send them to Russia to show our real, true, heart-felt gratitude for all they’ve done to us.

    • KarenAtFOH

      His buckets are food?

      • RoFaWh

        I’m still wondering if his buckets have the FDA-required nutritional labels.

  • AtticusP

    “Firefighter prophet”?

    Apparently smoke inhalation does terrible things to the human brain.

    • David Walker

      I’ll believe him when he predicts the exact time and place of the next fire in his city. But I absolutely believe the 3,000 elite pedophiles bit.

  • kareemachan

    Okay, if drumpster was actually doing this, it would be unconstitutional and illegal as all hell – and would probably ensure any actual pedophiles would get off scott free.

    • BearEyes

      dugger, dugger, dugger

      • RoFaWh

        ITYM “duggar, duggar, duggar”

  • Acronym Jim

    I shall keep this in the doubtful folder until Chris Hansen weighs in.

  • Halou

    If three thousand people had been arrested and imprisoned on charges of pedophilia, firstly there would be court records to prove it, this isn’t something that can be done without anybody seeing it. Unless of course Trump is acting outside of the law here.
    Also, how on earth could Trump mandate a media blackout on the subject? Aside from him not having the authority to do that, if he was personally imprisoning their senior staff the media would be talking about specifically that.

    • Friday

      Trump couldn’t even keep his mouth shut about it on Twitter if he caught *himself* kiddie-diddling.

  • edrex

    i hate the pedophile elite. they think they’re better than the rest of us. such snobs.

  • Daveed_WOW

    Misogyny and racism. Yawn. We knew this already.

  • Mental Illness on Parade. Welcome to America.

  • BearEyes

    if only false prophets were covered by the fraud statutes.

  • Tor

    More RWNJ projection.

  • Jonathan Smith
  • Rex

    It’s a good thing you put “Prophet” in quotations.
    “Crazy” however, would work without quotations.

  • Boreal
    • Halou

      “If you vote for Hillary you will get a president who is under investigation by the FBI”
      This is also true, more than half of all people who voted voted for Hillary, and they still got a president who is being investigated by the FBI.

  • Rex

    The only thing Trump is trying to keep 10 places ahead of everyone is keeping himself from being arrested.

  • dcurlee

    Wouldn’t surprise me if he’s not the next arrested

  • Boreal

    trump Knew. Here’s The Proof.

    Philip Bump at the Post just flagged this Trump speech from June 7th,
    four days after Don Goldstone’s first contact with Don Jr and two days
    before the meeting at Trump Tower on June 9th.

    Trump promises big news about Hillary Clinton’s crimes in a speech on “probably” June 13th.”

    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/oh-boy-3

    • Halou

      The revelation in question was delayed by about a week due to the tragic Orlando shooting. Trump would have been spot on otherwise.

  • The_Wretched

    Where is the secret judicial system and secret jail? How does this get to be in the know? What are some of the names from the list? If ‘elites’ were getting rounded up, we’d know about it.

    • Rex

      He must be the one that got away.

    • Halou

      The so-called “deep state” that far-right loons say is real.

    • KCMC

      child sex crime is FBI level (with internet), prosecutions, sentences public and offender public registry for life.

  • The_Wretched

    Since all they do is project, has someone checked to see how Mark Taylor (and his church?) is spending his quality time?

  • Boreal
  • coram nobis

    This one must be hearing so many voices that he can host his own panel show.

  • Friday

    Fundies just down to having to make up insane news their deluded folowers want to hear… Guess the heat’s on.

    • Cuberly

      Fundies have been losing it in a big way for the past few months. Their meal ticket to potential relevance and access to power is being threatened.

      • Friday

        Kind of dummies, too, cause they really ought to want their Pence in.

        • Cuberly

          But Pence would be overt in his actions. Donnie acts as the perfect distraction while they dismantle whatever they don’t like, behind the scenes.

          • Friday

            Yeah, but the unhinged followers aren’t thinking that through. Their preachers and their corporate masters darn well may have that in mind, but the flock is clearly willing to shoot off their own feet if they think it’ll ‘piss off libruls’ and call it ‘strategy.’

  • geoffalnutt

    Thousands of Elite Pedophiles! Wow! You should see the uniforms! I saw them in 1975 when they appeared with The Ice Capades. “Barbie’s Dream House” took up half the stage. I got really tired from clapping. Later we had pizza. The End.

  • Talisman

    Someone really needs to make sure his kids are ok.

    (I’m assuming he has kids, because all the elite crazies do).

  • David

    Mark my words, they’re gonna find this dude in a motel room one day with the proverbial “dead girl or live boy.”

    • Karl Dubhe

      In his case, it’ll be ‘and’ not ‘or’.

      • Harveyrabbit

        And probably plural.

    • Ben in Oakland

      or a sheep in a corset.

  • billbear1961

    You can’t “secretly imprison people” in this country, YET.

    If “God” wanted to “clean house,” he’d start with mad TRASH like you, you goddamned LIAR.

    That this kind of crap–and all the other lying garbage spewed from the right-wing propaganda machine–STILL goes unchallenged by the SERIOUS media in this country is the MAIN reason this Republic teeters on the ABYSS.

  • Luther Kreiger

    The christofascist obsession with pedophiles is really the ultimate in projection.

  • RoFaWh

    “Elite pedophiles”

    I suspect the honorable prophet hasn’t a clue what “elite” means.

    • David Walker

      Of course he does. Libruls. Egghead perfessers. Demoncrats. 45-is-sent-from-god nonbelievers. Women. LGBTs. People of color. Pretty much everybody except the poor, downtrodden white xn males like him. (Strenuous eyeroll)

      • Ben in Oakland

        people who went to colluge.

        • RoFaWh

          ITYM “colledge”

          • Ben in Oakland

            koluj. Damn elistist.

  • No More GOP.

    Delusion is sad.

  • Pip

    “Elite Pedophiles” new title for the next TLC Christian Family show?

    • grada3784

      Perfect for the Touching Little Children network.

      • AaronD12

        Trailer Life Channel

  • kladinvt

    Comrade Cheetos has imprisoned 3000 republiCONS?

  • Frostbite

    Curious what these “prophets” believe about sin, like bearing false witness?

  • teedofftaxpayer

    True mark of a con-man, can’t stop lying.

  • billbear1961

    THIS is the kind of human excrement judges like Gorsuch want to see in charge of this country!

    A people who bow down to this MADNESS–who don’t launch massive and sustained protests to RESIST this barking insanity–are a people with NO self-respect!!

  • DaveMiller135

    When I see someone podcasting crap out of their bedroom/office, I try to remember the many good things that have come from the cultivation of the Internet. Video of hamsters eating tiny meals, sitting at tiny tables, comes to mind. Call Me Maybe videos, performed by active members of our armed services.

  • goofy_joe

    We can thank technology for giving these insane people a wide platform to spread their insanity. No more standing at the pier or in the town square being paranoid.

  • Jeffg166

    You know, I’m beginning to believe in end times or at least the end of this country with this crew in control.

    • Tomcat

      More like the end of this crew in control.

  • Friday

    “This stuff I say I know is under a 100 percent information blackout, that’s how you know I’m telling the truth when you can’t find a shred of evidence. Everyone knows how quiet Drumph and his staff can keep things after all!”

  • Daniel E. Duclo

    Don’t you think Trump would have tweeted a brag about his accomplishment if he had arrested 3000 people. That is more than the jobs he has created!

    • grada3784

      Not necessarily. Lawyers are in a hiring boom since “Traitor Trump” took office.

      • RoFaWh

        Traitor Trump.

        It can’t be said often enough: Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.Traitor Trump.

  • katkelly57

    “Elite” pedophiles…..take THAT you lowly ones!

    Where’s a fuckin’ bolt of lightnin’ when you need one?!?

  • pj

    excuse me…there are two men here from happydale to see you

    • Furface

      Is Mr. Witherspoon with them?

  • Robert Flanagan

    Funny if they are well known elites wouldn’t the general population around them notice they are not there and wonder why?

    • Ben in Oakland

      That’s how secret everything is. no one knows.

  • Uncle Mark

    So Trump has allegedly “secretly” imprisoned 3000 ELITE pedophiles.
    1. Care to name ANY of them?
    2. There are 3000; how hard is it to name ONE ELITE person?
    3. How did you come by this “secret” information?
    4. Doesn’t this make you a traitorous leaker?
    5. Aren’t you concerned that there is no due process, if this is indeed true?
    6. BONUS QUESTION: How brain damaged are your followers?

    • Jonathan Smith

      1: no
      2:Very
      3:god told me
      4:No, it’s all inm the service of Trum…er….um….GOD
      5:burn ’em at the stake, filthy librual…er….um…..
      6:they got credit crads. Good enough fo rme.

    • RoFaWh

      1. There’s Joe Mullin and then there’s me. Except neither of us is a pedophile, neither of us would want to be a pedophile, and neither of us is becoming a pedophile.

    • AaronD12

      7. What makes them “elite”?

  • JT

    These christofascist “evangelists” fall naturally in with the Drumpfistas because they habitually make shit up anyway and have for a long time. Making more shit up as a Drumpf propagandist is right up their alley.

  • Dagoril

    “The Clintons are going to go down, Obama is going to go down, they’re all going to go down,” Taylor said.

    Umm, dumbass? The Clintons and Obamas are not in the White House. Where are they going to “go down”, exactly? Not to mention how frakking stupid the whole “secretly imprisoned 3000 pedophiles” thing is. Like we could secretly imprison that many Catholic priests!

    • RaygunsGoZap

      He’s saying they are satanic pedophiles who will be rounded up as well. You have to be closer to crazy to not be confused by this babbling.

    • RoFaWh

      The right’s fixation on the Clintons is just their way (the right’s, that is) to avoid discussing the train wreck they’ve put into the Oval Office.

  • Tomcat

    Can we hurry up and have the Apocalypse so these guys can finally realize they are NOT invited.

  • Piet

    I wonder what he’s been smoking. “Elite pedophiles”? Oy.

    • Mike_in_the_Tundra

      Do you think the non-elite pedophiles get off Scott free?

      • grada3784

        Only the religious ones.

    • Ben in Oakland

      I don’t always smoke. But when I do, I much prefer an elite pedophile. The common ones are just trash.

      • RoFaWh

        Have you tried OG #18? Or Blue Dream?

  • Mike_in_the_Tundra

    Crazy is as crazy does.

  • 10 to 1 odds this fncker’s a p3dophile.

  • octobercountry

    WTF? These rightwing Christians are absolutely (and literally) crazy. There’s just no getting around it—I can’t help thinking that the religion attracts people with mental problems.

    • RoFaWh

      Religion takes people with minor mental defects and aggravates those until they’ve taken over and the sorry victim is good for nothing more than taking up a bed in an asylum.

  • Ken M

    Trump is keeping a media blackout under wraps?…ok..if he says so. : )

  • whollyfool

    That’s one Timothy and two Corinthians….

    • grada3784

      Was Timothy being spit roasted by the 2 Corinthians?

      Oh, I have such a dirty mind!!

      • whollyfool

        That’s the King Grada version. Some consider it apocrypha, some consider it gospel!!!! 🙂

        • RoFaWh

          It’s actually tritio-canonical.

          • whollyfool

            It’s thrice as canonical? 🙂

  • Ken M

    God is cleaning house? That explains the recent stories involving the Vatican I guess.

  • TexasBoy

    Ha Ha Ha Ha…like Trump could do anything without tweeting about it! Honestly, I’m surprised we don’t know every time he makes boom boom.

    And it was the bigliest mostest fragrant boom boom ever. Just awesome!

  • ETownCanuck

    Why does it only seem to be the U.S. that breeds this level of lunacy? Is it because other countries try and ensure the mentally ill have access to treatment? Or is there something in the water down there that just makes people batshit crazy?

    • RoFaWh

      The problem is one word: religion.

      The British journalist and author, Beverley Nichols (male), wrote “Verdict on India” in which he tried to explain why India had such a hard time moving forward. He blamed too much religion.

      • ETownCanuck

        Must be it. We have religious people here in Canada as well, but it doesn’t seem to hold as much importance in society. None of it seems to rise to the level of batshittery that it does south of the border.

  • grada3784

    Impeachment charge #1: Imprisoning people without trial. After all, A Christian prophet wouldn’t lie, would he?

    • Friday

      You know they’d lie *and* secretly disappear their enemies while slandering them if they could.

  • Stogiebear

    Wow. First they create god in their own image, now they create bad drug trips in their own image.

  • Friday

    This one reminds me of how Fundies in the Satanic panic were *insisting* that huge powerful networks of Satanists were, if you added up their claims, amounted to like more sacrificed children than the child population of California or something. 🙂

    • Outlaw Woman

      What I always liked about the “Satanic Panic” episode were all the ex-satanists coming out of the woodwork to make those crazy claims.
      They were always high priests or high priestesses with thousands in their covens before they “found Jeebus!”

      One would think being a high satanic priest with thousands of minions at your command would be a pretty sweet deal.
      Funny how none of the run-of-the-mill low level doofus satanists (who had to do all the shit work) managed to find Jeebus themselves.

      • Friday

        Yeah, it’s like their ‘ex-witches’ and ‘ex-Pagans’ who parrot Fundie defamations of other religions but can’t get the major holidays or other shit straight. It’d be like me going, “I know how evil these Christians are, they sacrifice bunnies every year for Thanksgiving and call it Good Thursdsay!”

      • RoFaWh

        Similar to those who recover memories of past lives and oddly enough always turn out to be reincarnations of historical personages most of us learned about in elementary school.

        No sweating serf is, apparently, ever reincarnated.

        “Most” ― one has to remember to exclude the deplorables.

    • William

      A couple from Austin were recently exonerated after spending years in prison. The claims of abuse were so bizarre during their trials that nobody thought it was real or that they would ever have been convicted. Except for the jury.

      https://theintercept.com/2017/06/20/texas-couple-exonerated-25-years-after-being-convicted-of-lurid-crimes-that-never-happened/

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Sometimes, all you can do is shake your head in absolute dismay at the sheer magnitude of the idiocy that is the right wing.

  • The Milkman

    I’m not a fan of the Clintons, but at some point they need to take legal action against these crazy fools.

  • TimJ

    Friend of the blog Rick Wiles also said this a while back, never heard any more about it. Now we know.

  • DesertSun59

    That is your brain on ‘God needs money – a LOT of money.’

  • Gianni

    What are his qualifications to be called a ‘Prophet’? Do the christianista just accept his own declaration of that position/status? Then any lunacy that comes out of his blowhole, is a revelation of God speaking through him? Rather easy, isn’t it?

    • RoFaWh

      It’s like the many bishops you find in black churches. Some of them, in the AME church, may be legitimate, but the self-praise of most is complete bullshit.

      AME = African Methodist Episcopal

  • Wow. It’s like everyone on the right is going insane.

    • RoFaWh

      Just stripping away the disguises.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Someday they’ll find the pictures on your computer, Taylor, and it will be all over for you.

  • Robert Adams

    ” Trump has secretly imprisoned…”

    Trump can keep a secret??!! Nah.

    • Well, he has been pretty good at keeping his taxes under wraps…..

      • Robert Adams

        I think if you look closer you will see that Trump is like every other rich SOB, in that none of ’em really have any idea how much they pay in taxes.

  • Achilles Tsakiridis

    Priests fuck children : no jail time
    “Elite Pedopphiles” : 3000 arrested and Hilary is next

    And in the world .. people read and believe this … THAT is even more sad

  • ColdCountry

    Because in this day and age, a total blackout of the media is so easy. And all those “elites” have been locked up, and no one noticed them missing? Arrest records, are, I believe, public. But the biggest reason we know this hasn’t happened? Donny wouldn’t be able to keep his tweet-hole shut about it.

  • thatotherjean

    Surely the arrests of three thousand elite anybodys would be noticed? Who is missing? Do you have names, Mr. Taylor?

    The idea of Trump keeping anything “under wraps” in a White House that leaks like a sieve doesn’t seem plausible. Besides, you say you know about it? If even the press has no idea, how do you know?

    Nope, nothing about this story makes sense. Par for the course.

  • Randy503

    When people like that talk about “cleaning house,” it makes me shudder as to what they are really thinking. It’s not that far off from “ethnic cleansing”

  • if thousands of “elite pedophiles” have been secretly imprisoned by the Trump administration, why is Mark Taylor still roaming free? Is he not “elite” enough of a pedophile to have been snatched up in a raid?

  • -M-

    Nobody noticed three thousand rich, famous, or connected people disappearing during the last few months?

    And shit for brains nobody knows about the secret program how?

    http://68.media.tumblr.com/2800eb664a28a75a98254c77c9d30ab1/tumblr_inline_n7xdzxwooY1saj5sb.gif

  • Well, if it were true that pedophiles were being charged and convicted I would applaud that, but there’s no evidence of Trump doing anything like that, not that a president can actually do anything like that at all. So this is just made up bullshit. it’s not even a skewed take on an actual story. It’s just delusional nonsense.

  • motordog

    Let’s see what their own crazy little book, uh, I mean ‘irrefutable world of god’ says on the subject…

    Jeremiah 23:16
    ‘ This is what the LORD Almighty says: “Do not listen to what the prophets are prophesying to you; they fill you with false hopes. They speak visions from their own minds, not from the mouth of the LORD.”‘

    Huh…welp, there you have it, yet another part to ignore when it’s convenient to do so…

  • Marty Pavelka

    “…having their conscience seared with a hot iron…” THIS sounds like a job for the Baby Eating Bishop of Bath & Wells! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f603e7b980095771a2b8fc6f3a49c9c6deb698ce459bcc6e07d355b92d448ead.jpg

  • rednekokie

    Hmmm — this yo yo isn’t having a bad dream, he IS a bad dream — almost as though he got his so-called “Christian values” out of a McD’s happy meal. makes about as much sense as so.

  • Bj Lincoln

    What is scarier than this guy is the number of people who believe everything he says. All it takes is one sick individual to take this as truth and act on it. It’s happened before and will continue to happen as along as we allow bold face lies and hate speech.

  • Outlaw Woman

    I’m more inclined to believe the opposite is true ….

    Donald Trump, who was more than eager to tweet non-stop about any other crazy right wing conspiracy theory, was conspicuously silent about Pizzagate stuff.

    Nope, don’t want anyone looking into pedophilia accusations, Donald doesn’t want anyone getting curious about that!

  • Orly

    Hmm, let’s see. He talks a lot about pedophiles. He certainly looks like the stereotypical pedophile.

    I wonder how long it will be before we hear about his arrest for possessing and distributing child pornography?

    We’ve certainly seen it before…

  • andrew

    I’m going to go out on a limb and say that Taylor is lying. LOL.

  • Rick Zajac

    Are “elite” pedo’s more special than your average run of the mill child molester? Where do they get this stuff? Incredible.

  • TheManicMechanic

    FAKE NEWS. The Duggars are still at large.

  • AdamTh

    And… Proof??

    LOL! Yeah, right. I learned a long time ago not to waste time asking a christian for proof…. of anything.

  • JCF
  • Daniel Trevallee

    What an amazingly sad fu*ktard, spewing total nonsense. He prophesys???? From a state of drunken stupor??? People must be sending him grifted money for him to state such insane ideas. But hey, it’s the free market system at work, right? There is medication for his condition.

  • Galvestonian

    … who the hell feeds them this crap ? Do they have direct lines to Russia ??? ‘Cause it certainly sounds like the same bullshit we were getting during the Presidential Campaign, courtesy of the Repuglicrats and Mother Russia.

  • Larry in Oklahoma

    Names of any of these 3000 elite pedophiles? And don’t he dare say that they are all Hispanic or Arabic or whatever because that would be a flat out lie. If he’s waiting for trumpy to imprison anyone, that ain’t happening. Besides, could be that the trump family may be the first to go.

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  • J A W

    If it’s a secret, how does he know?

    What’s the over/under on his getting caught abusing a child?

  • What IS it with these Christians and their pedophilia?