Alex Jones: Transgender Women Are Mentally Ill Gay Guys Who Get Breast Implants To Pick Up More Men

“We’ve got insanity in this hour, into the next. We’ve got British man, 21, makes history by giving birth to baby daughter. When I read the headline in AP, Reuters, the Sun, I said, it’ll be a woman that thinks she’s a man that had a baby. And sure enough, it was. Because they haven’t produced artificial wombs that work properly. They still got to use cows to grow humanoids and clones. So it’s a woman that thinks she’s a man that had sex with a man. She had a baby, but they say it’s a man. It’s fraud!

“It’s not that I hate mentally ill people. If somebody wants to go be a woman or be a tranny, if it’s a gay guy and wants to go pick up more guys, you want to go get breast implants and doll your hair up, knock yourself out. I’m all for freedom. But if you really think you’re a man, and you’re a woman, and you go and have a baby — now let’s show the baby bump — and the media runs with it that a man had a baby — no a woman had a baby. A woman had a baby. A woman had a baby. A woman! A woman! A woman!

“Just like male and female whales, male and female rabbits, male and female praying mantises, male and female bats, male and female tigers. Back up. This is mass mental illness saying that you’re biologically a man when you’re a woman and you’ve got a uterus. Again, it’s like the South Park piece where he thinks he’s a dolphin.” – Alex Jones, alleged confident of Donald Trump.

  • Jonathan Smith
  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    Pre-emptive plea to other JMG posters, it is totally possible to comment (hopefully in the snarkiest way possible) without posting any shirtless Alex Jones pics.

    I, and the lunch that I recently consumed, thank you.

    • Rambie

      “shirtless Alex Jones pics”

      Those words alone are making me feel ill

      • Todd20036

        Hmm. That could be ok if you are trying to shed a few pounds. No diet pills.

        • KarenAtFOH

          I’d rather have food poisoning.

          • Christopher

            Try Tapeworms instead! 😉

            http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-20695743

          • Todd20036

            I’d rather have a tape worm.

          • Rambie

            I was going to reply to you just that!

          • Robincho

            Remember the (pto)Maine!…

    • That_Looks_Delicious
    • Todd20036

      This from a man who abuses drugs, lost custody of his kids, screams deranged bullshit on his radio show, can’t figure out how to put a fork down occasionally, and seriously thinks that he knows the minds of transgendered people

      Oh, and btw, Mr. Fatass, how do you explain transgendered men who have their breasts removed? Are they trying to attract women?

      • Skokieguy [Larry]

        I’m sure he’d say yes. But as you remember in his trial, its all a ‘performance’. So its totally okay. Just like everyone said about Kathy Griffin.

      • Uncle Mark

        I can sympathize with Alex, except in the case of radio news shows (not transgendered issues.) I hate mentally ill men given radio shows, who think they are actually hosting a news show.

      • Stephen Elliot Phillips

        lesbo sex is hawt. man on man sex is an abomination

    • Nowhereman

      You know that that is like throwing down the gauntlet, right?

      • Skokieguy [Larry]

        My thoughts have been agreed to by others and respected so far and even generated an awesome GIF from That_Looks_Delicious. Do you have a need to disgust?

        • Nowhereman

          Lucky for you, never on Tuesdays. Besides, it’s no fun if you know it’s coming.

    • ETownCanuck
    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      This would be my hell for being the gay slut sodomite I was in life.
      To be forced to look at republicans nude….

    • SDG

      Finally we get to see MORE of your cute face! Adorable!!!

    • SDG

      AND you are single!!!

  • Natty Enquirer

    Yawn.

  • Christopher
  • safari

    He should meet a trans person.

    • Skokieguy [Larry]

      No – I think all trans people should take out a preemptive restraining order against him.

      • KarenAtFOH

        No good reason to subject trans people to that hideous experience.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      One with a shiv in her clutch.

    • kaydenpat

      I wouldn’t want any trans person to meet him.

  • Princess Lardass

    I can’t believe this guy lost custody of his kids. /S!!!!!!11!1

    • kaydenpat

      Such an injustice! So shocking. He’s such a nice young man.

    • Frostbite

      I can’t believe he had kids. He’s the poster child for mandatory sterilization.

      • Todd20036

        I cannot believe someone actually was willing to have sex with him

        • Stephen Elliot Phillips

          really! did the female know she was going to be injected with the most stupid semen available? those poor children. I hope they dont inherit the dumb and crazy from daddy

        • No More GOP.

          I was thinking that even his hand balks at the notion of having sex with him.

  • Jonathan Smith
  • zhera

    “We’ve got insanity in this hour, into
    the next. […] Because they haven’t produced artificial wombs that work
    properly.They still got to use cows to grow humanoids and clones.”

    Umm… yup. Insanity.

    • Skokieguy [Larry]

      As others said, for AJ, this is a yawn. Have you already forgotten about his pig-gorilla-human hybrid rant?

  • Leo

    OT: Jim Kessler of centrist think tank Third Way on FOX NEWS earlier (paraphrasing): “We’ve reached DEFCON 5. I think there is a there there. I don’t know if this administration lasts its full term.”

    • Gianni

      That’s quite an admission coming from a FUX commenter! Let’s hope he’s truly prophetic.

  • Lakeviewbob

    Blah, blah, blah!

  • clay

    What? No Sarah today? But I found this email to her —

    Dear Miss Saunders,

    Just want to start by saying I’m your biggest fan! And congratulations on your wait loss! It must be so great getting away from those garish stripes and bright colored stretch pants. (So jealous.)

    The purpose of this letter is to make one small suggestion. I, and circle of my friends and fellow prayer warriors, believe it’s time to move the conversation from the false “collusion”, to the ideals of “unwitting agent”.

    Thank you so much for your service! I loved you in Victor of Dibley (even if you had that short heathen hair that framed your face so nice). We SO need more Godly televisions like that.

    In Jesus,

    Monike Coal-Jobs

    • Lakeviewbob

      WTF?

  • HoneyBoySmith

    You’d think a mentally ill guy like Alex Jones would have a sliver of understanding about mental illness. But, he doesn’t.

    It would probably blow his tiny mind to know that some trans women are not attracted to men. Some trans men are not attracted to women.

    Although I’m not a trans person myself, my view has always been that the issue is gender identity rather than sexuality.

    Edit: and just in case it wasn’t clear: Trans people ARE NOT mentally ill.

  • Billy Green

    Whenever I see a self-certain statement like “…mentally ill gay guys… get breast implants to pick up more men” I mentally add “because that’s what I would do if it were me” to the end of it. It helps provide some insight into the speaker’s mental processes (or lack thereof).

    • Tawreos

      When it is Alex Jones, that somehow makes it much worse to add that on.

    • Skokieguy [Larry]

      This! Let me remind all of Mike Huckabee who said: “I wish that somebody would have told me in high school that I could have felt like a woman when it came time to take showers in P.E. I’m pretty sure I would have found my feminine side, and said, ‘Coach, I think I’d rather shower with the girls today,”

      • KarenAtFOH

        Apologies to you, the thought of Huckabee in a dress makes me want to lose lunch…

        • Todd20036

          It’s not a dress, it’s a muumuu.

        • Skokieguy [Larry]

          You and me both. That denim fiesta picture of him and his family is distressing enough.

        • Miji

          Lucky you, that post gave me the image of Huckleberry in the shower. I won’t eat til Thursday.

    • KarenAtFOH

      I was just thinking of posting something like, “Hey Alex, so how long have you secretly desired to be a woman?”

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      Just back from the grocery store where I was cruised by a man! and I didnt even need breast implants. my lucky day

  • Judas Peckerwood

    Do you think Alex Jones would simply vanish if people stopped paying attention to him? There’s only one way to find out…

  • Christopher

    “We’ve got insanity in this hour, into the next.”

    Isn’t this EVERY FUCKING SHOW?

    • kaydenpat

      Sure is.

    • KarenAtFOH

      Every minute he is awake.

    • jerry

      “It’s not that I hate mentally ill people…” No, they would be kindred spirits to Alex Jones.

  • Lakeviewbob

    So let me see if I have this right. He is obsessed about transgendered people but is giggly and happy that the Furor colludes with Russian? And trangendered people are mentally ill? Ok. Got it.

  • Keiffer

    Yes, as a gay man (Kinsey 6) I can assure you that I’ll be totally attracted to a guy that has managed to grow breasts (and not in a big bear kinda way).

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Mike Pence has no comment on what happened before he met Mother.

  • Tomcat

    Thanks for our daily crazy fag buster rant Joe.

  • Tawreos

    How much longer can he keep it up before even his diehard fans start telling him he is full of shit? You can only keep one-upping yourself for so long before it just goes to far beyond belief.

    • kaydenpat

      How many years has he been doing this? That should answer your question because he’s always been about pushing b.s. and selling nonsense “health” products.

      And Trump is a fan.

      • Nowhereman

        Trump probably gets his intel from Alex…

  • PickyPecker
  • justme

    well Alex…
    There you are.. Wondered when yur sorry ass group was going to come out from under the rock!!
    The world need more stupid in it’s daily diet..

  • kaydenpat

    “They still got to use cows to grow humanoids and clones.”

    Talk about mentally ill guys. Sheesh.

  • Frostbite

    Well if there is anyone who is an expert on being mentally ill it’s Alex Jones.

  • Treant

    Even if this smelly load of shit were true–it isn’t true and you know it, Alex–um…

    So. Fucking. What?

    If it makes them happy to have breast implants and pick up men for sex, then guess what? It. Does. Not. Impact. My. Life. Now you, on the other hand…I can’t say.

    Again. You’re wrong. But if you weren’t wrong, then it’s simply none of your fucking business. Asshole.

    • KarenAtFOH

      I guess he’s terrified of the idea of a guy coming on to him. I don’t think he has anything to worry about.

      • Treant

        Honestly. Nobody’s ever come onto that in recent years.

  • Tawreos

    Whenever I see that picture up top I always think Alex is showing someone how they will look when going down on him.

    • Treant

      Ew. It must have gotten really cold in here all of a sudden, because Mr. Winky just tried to climb up to my neck.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    I knew it. It’s all connected to the child labor camps on Mars somehow. And Obama coming to take away our guns. And chemtrails.

    • Tomcat

      And don’t forget HARP, the weather maker.

      • Pat

        And human-animal hybrids

  • Tomcat

    The press needs to start refusing to go to daily press briefings until they are not hidden from the public.

  • FAEN

    🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

    I can’t even with this snake oil salesman.

  • vorpal 😼

    “It’s not that I hate mentally ill people.”

    The succubus that is his mama apparently taught him not to be self-loathing.

  • Rex

    It’s kinda like anyone who has a radio show thinks they’re a journalist and have intelligence.

  • Ninja0980

    There have already been several murder of transgender individuals this year and that number will sadly increase before the year’s end.
    And it’s because of people like this POS fanning the flames of transgender hate and prejudice.
    Fuck you ALex, that is all.

  • safari

    Donald has been quiet. I expect a category 5 tweet storm.

    • Treant

      A Tweetnado. A Trumpicane. A Category 5 Shitfoon.

      • Christopher

        You had me at “Shitfoon”.

        Sure, it was the last word in the sentence, but I stayed until the end. 😉

      • Stephen Elliot Phillips

        covfef-ageddon

    • The_Wretched

      I’m sure they instituted one of the operation distract Donny. They need to get the ‘right’ spin down to Fox News so Donny doesn’t just mental purge his ideas on the topic and inadvertently shoot himself in the foot more.

    • KarenAtFOH

      Temporary constipation. The storm will hit during the blowout.

      OK, ewwwwww…..

  • TampaZeke

    Isn’t it precious that he thinks the insanity on his show is limited to a couple of hours?

    And isn’t it curious that transgender women are now really gay men when not too long ago these very same people were telling us that being gay was a myth?

  • JT

    It’s not that I hate mentally ill people.

    Such self hatred is not at all far fetched, given your symptoms.

  • JWC

    say no more Alex YES you have insanity just like your prezzy

  • Michael

    If only he was that lucky. And, please, I don’t need tits to be up men, my d!ck works just fine.

  • Michael

    O/T: Just had the nicest thing that was ever said to me or about me. Saw a couple of friends and her 9yo daughter goes to her, “He looks really cool, is he famous?”

    Best. Validation. Ever.

    • Treant

      Lucky! Children run from me screaming, “Why isn’t he away somewhere? WHY IS HE ALIVE?”

      • Michael

        Usually people say that after they get to know me 😉

        Fortunately I’m always able to win them back tho if given time.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Welcome to the 21st century where real news is replace with mentally ill blow hard making shit up.

  • mikeinftl

    He is just jealous because his moobs aren’t attracting anyone.

  • Nowhereman

    This freak sure is obsessed with man parts and lady parts and men with lady parts–at least in his mind. He’s getting desperate, too. With the Trump Crime Family ensconced in the White House, he’s just not getting the attention he craves.

    • Michael

      You can always tell what the real problem with these guys are when they constantly talk about gay men and never about lesbians.

      • Friday

        That’s partly cause these right-wing nutjobs don’t think women should have a say in our sex lives in the first place.

  • dcurlee
  • Gianni

    Interesting how Alex suggests that the insanity on his show comes from outside of it when the real insanity is sitting right behind the microphone. Truth be told, though, there is some small part of his brain that held on to enough intelligence to parlay his personal bottom-feeding mentality into a substantial income.

  • Thorn Spike

    He seems to know a lot about the subject.

  • Hanwi

    Someone should let him know it’s much easier for gay men to get dick than transwomen 😉

  • Halou

    “Because they haven’t produced artificial wombs that work properly.”
    I can’t wait for the day when medical science has advanced as far as that.

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    … I get it… just like Alex thinks he’s a man.

  • Stephen Elliot Phillips

    Lets ask Caitlyn what she thinks?

  • Friday

    So how does that lunatic projection fit in to all the straight women getting boob jobs for Faux News, etc?

    (Interestingly, btw, Alex, for some reason *gay men* ain’t exactly the ones known for being into big boobs. Go figure.)

  • John Calendo

    I hope we can some day bring back the word “tranny.” It’s a fabulous word. It should mean, narrowly, chicks with dicks. Transexuals who chose not to transition. Chicks with dicks is a sexual taste that has many adherents. The men who get excited by trannys don’t want a woman; there are plenty of women. And they don’t want a man; plenty of men. They want a big-titted, big-dicked, unambiguosly slutty tranny. Yay!

    • Neon Maniac

      Eat shit, asshole. How about we just not use slurs to dehumanizing other people?

      • John Calendo

        You have a narrow view of people and their desires. Also a crude vocabulary.

  • DuaneBidoux

    Of course there are mentally ill gay people and their symptoms are like any other mentally ill person’s: depression, irratic behavior , drug and alcohol abuse, and in some tragic cases even suicide.

    And then there is the uniquely personal result of Alex Jones to mental illness: become a commentator “analyst” and do your own broadcast.

  • helenwheels74

    he’s a little behind the times… thomas beatie gave birth in 2008, then had two more! why oh why do conservatives insist upon constantly spouting off on stuff they don’t even attempt to comprehend? is it a kink? do they get off on making themselves appear ridiculous? alex jones is a fucking joke. it’s like someone took rush limbaugh and stuffed a bunch of carolina reaper peppers up his ass.

  • grada3784

    If Transgender Women Are Mentally Ill Gay Guys Who Get Breast Implants To Pick Up More Men, then what is Mentally Ill Alex Jones?

  • DesertSun59

    Remember this. Jones has press credentials and 45’s base believes the garbage on his site.

  • Baylee Peach
  • RJ Bone

    “Alex Jones, former human and complete bigoted asshole!”

    Daleks: “WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE. EXTERMINATE!”

  • CottonBlimp

    Overconfident moron rants about stuff he don’t know shit about.

    Anecdotally, I’ve noticed transpeople tend to be gay much more than cispeople. The fact that there are any gay transpeople kind of kills the whole “transpeople are just trying to trick straight people!” narrative that fuckwits believe.

  • Alex Jones and Stonewall veteran James Fouratt (as to the latter, as of ca. 1999) seem to have similar views about trans women, as Fouratt once said, being “gay men in denial.” In Fouratt’s case, he was projecting – is that what Jones is doing? Is Ayex Jones a gay man in denial? a drag queen in denial? or is he secretly yearning to transition in order to resolve the deep-seated gender dysphoria that has led him to “act out” loonie fake news theories in order to compensate?

    (I don’t know if James has evolved his views in the past 18 years – and I am hoping he has, which is why I phrased the above the way I did – though as late as 2014, he was cited in a Huff Post article as still clinging to that delusional projection see: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dana-beyer/anti-trans-slurs-drag_b_5022301.html )