Christian Site Flips Out Over Funny Or Die Clip [VIDEO]

Charisma News, your internet one-stop for anti-witchcraft tutorials, is ever so furious at the latest Funny Or Die clip. Most of their diatribe gives away the jokes, so lets just cut to the finish:

Not only does the video mock Jesus and Christians in its attempt to attack Republicans, but it’s woefully short on facts, providing a nearly literal depiction of the “throwing Grandma off the cliff” attacks liberals have used against political conservatives with regard to health care for decades.

This is the same pathetic approach Funny or Die has taken to mocking Republicans in the past, but adding the blasphemous depictions of Jesus was a new low.

As of this writing, the video has been viewed nearly 620,000 times but has earned only 160 “funny” votes. It’s received 50 “die” votes. Commenting has been deactivated for the video, suggesting the group knew it would spark considerable outrage. But, by posting it anyway, they’ve demonstrated their hatred for evangelical Christians and political conservatives.


(Tipped by JMG reader Scott)

  • BJORN RAGNVALDR

    Yeah, so…..?

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Oh, I see a new avi I can enjoy 🙂

  • Lazycrockett

    I guess the truth offends. poor lil snowflakes.

  • Dan Weagraff

    hit a nerve with them…when you don’t support their delusions they get mad.

    • boatboy_srq

      When you so much as suggest their delusions much be ever so slightly incorrect they get mad. By the time you get to “not supporting their delusions” they’re way past mad.

      • And they interpret that as “hate”.
        Personally, I don’t hate them but I do believe they are delusional.

  • bkmn
    • Uncle Mark

      They REALLY hate it when you stick a mirror in front of them and their beliefs.

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  • Matt

    Meh. Don’t really care what fake christians say about anything.

  • Lizard

    What a bunch of snowflakes.

  • Mikey

    ROFL.. move to Canaan-da.

    • Jerry

      That, and in the end finding out it really wasn’t Jesus, but Mitch the Turtle in disguise.

      • perversatile

        I thought it was going to be Satan in the end, but it turned to be the very real non-imaganary evil Mitch McTurtle

  • pj

    i prefer hunky jesus. or jesus fucking christ

  • Stephen Elliot Phillips

    And then God said
    “Let there be predatory health insurance companies”
    And it was done. And God, a free market capitalist, said
    “It is good.”

  • Treant

    Jesus and the leper need to wear far less clothing.

    • bkmn

      Agreed.

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      Hay-seus has a nice furry chest

      • Treant

        I know, right? I could make that fur sticky. Then help him clean it off in the shower.

        • Stephen Elliot Phillips

          Ur my kind a man, treant.

      • Kruhn

        I always say Latino kids named Jesus and Angel are the sluttiest.

  • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

    The reveal is like Mastercard; Priceless!

    • kaydenpat

      It truly is. That’s probably why Conservatives are so upset.

  • RJ (TO)

    “…they demonstrated their hatred for evangelical Christians and political conservatives.”

    Yeah? And?

  • Rex

    It’s not all that funny, but neither are the christians, the republicans or their healthcare plans.

  • Robincho

    Ave Mitch, disgratia plena. Pleni sunt cœli cloacæ tuæ…

  • mikeinftl

    Did they say “blasphemous”? I’m clutching my pearls!

    • Todd20036

      1) Those aren’t pearls they’re testicles.
      2) Those aren’t yours, they’re mine.
      3) Do you really have to do that on the subway?

      • edrex

        i was simply preparing to cast them before swine.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Adding the blasphemous depictions of JesusAddison Mitchell McConnell, Jr. was a new low.

    (I must say, “Addison Mitchell McConnell” has an excellent rhythm and should be part of a scandalous folk song.)

  • AtticusP

    Anything that pisses these self-righteous assholes off is just fine by me.

  • joe ho

    What do you expect from a religion that didn’t include “Thou shalt not own other human beings” in the Big 10?

    Instead they command you not to covet your neighbor’s slave.

    Any claim the Judeo-Christian tradition makes to a moral high ground disappears right there at the start.

  • Cuberly

    Over and over they attempt to tie christian extremism with conservatism. They’ve succeeded as the GOP platform has been co-opted by the hard right evangelicals.

    News to these zealots. The ACA IS a conservative healthcare overhaul that’s been targeted not for it’s failings but because it was implemented by Dems and the muslim usurper. When was the last time you heard an evangelical speak of their concern about healthcare and the barriers to access it in a capitalist society? I’d say never.

  • billbear1961

    What we hate is your goddamned hypocrisy, you filthy, evil FRAUDS!

    YOU’RE the ones who HATE the teachings of the man you PRETEND to worship!

    Pass your MURDER bill and face the consequences of your totally inexcusable CRIMES!!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    And then jesus came.

    Thank you sweet jesus !!

  • JohnJay
  • ian

    Mildly humorous satire, but like much satire, it speaks the truth. That is why the xtain right dislike it. Hypocrites don’t like their hypocrisy exposed. While I am not a believer in the supernatural, I do think Jesus had many good things to say and I think he would condemn the so called xtain right as hypocrites.

  • Cuberly

    OT: Wow, just got a drive by finger wag by our ole friend Bill Perdue over on Mediaite.

    • Treant

      Are you OK? Do you need a sedative?

      • Cuberly

        lol…actually I never really had a prob with Bill. And actually I agreed with him on some things, when he was reasonably lucid and not raving.

        • Treant

          I blocked him ages ago. Trying to find the salient points in the insanity was not worth my time.

          • Cuberly

            Well, as long as someone isn’t being racist, sexist or hating for the sake of hating I can pretty much wade through the bs no prob.

          • RaygunsGoZap

            You’re irrelevant! LOL. Isn’t that what he would reply over and over and over. He’s fun.

          • Treant

            Yep. With the Block function, ’twas the Beast who became irrelevant.

          • RaygunsGoZap

            HA! I spent an afternoon searching the web for traces of him – his completely ignored manifesto and blogs, old deeply involved socialists talking about how they can’t stand him and how he went the wrong direction decades ago, his total lack of involvement in any actual political groups or actions, something about him being a train-hopping hobo – and then I threw it all in his face. Good times.

          • Treant

            I’m sure he called you irrelevant and kept right on keeping on. 🙂

          • olandp

            He always called me out for stalking him. Funny how I did that by forcing him to follow me and then blocking him. Loser.

          • grada3784

            “Twas Block that killed the Beast?

          • Yeah, like picking fleas off a hemorrhoid type of fun….

          • 5moreminutes*imtired

            During the election it was “You’re a racist!”

          • RaygunsGoZap

            Racist warmonger!

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      My fake-lord, it still exists?

      • Cuberly

        heh…yep, he’s still kicking, literally.

        • Jean-Marc in Canada

          No doubt singing: I am I, Don Quixote, the Lord of La Mancha….

      • kaydenpat

        LOL!!!

    • RaygunsGoZap

      God I loved messing with him. If you see him again ask him if he’s still wiping his ass with his bare hand like a true anti-capitalist socialist or if he’s helping to exploit workers and destroy Mother Earth with toilet paper.

  • Joe

    Did t they watch thewhole thing?
    Itsnot jesus.
    Jesus!

    • perhaps they had torn their eyeballs out before getting to the climax

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Personally, I’m rather disappointed in this Christians, they should have had aneurysms by now, with all their constant pearl clutching and kvetching.

  • billbear1961

    Kids Have Most to Lose If GOP Rolls Back Medicaid

    Los Angeles Times: “Much of the debate over Republican efforts to roll back the Affordable Care Act has focused on the impact cuts would have on working-age adults, millions of whom gained coverage under the healthcare law that President Obama signed in 2010.”

    “But in Fayette County and 779 other mostly rural counties across the country — the vast majority of which went for Trump — more than half the children rely for coverage on Medicaid and the related Children’s Health Insurance Program, or CHIP, according to a Times analysis of county voting data, census data and Medicaid enrollment data.”

    “That is stoking rising alarm among parents, pediatricians and other medical providers in West Virginia and other largely rural states, including Arkansas, Tennessee, New Mexico and Maine.”

    https://politicalwire.com/2017/07/06/kids-lose-gop-rolls-back-medicaid/

    And you call yourselves CHRISTIANS, you evil BASTARDS!!

    Yes, I hate you, and my hatred is FULLY JUSTIFIED!!

    If THIS is what you advocate, then you make it CLEAR that conservatives and evangelical Christians are nothing but moral MONSTERS!!

    You’re a gang of evil degenerates, and your only god is MAMMON!!

    ROT!!

    Anyone who does not fight you is complicit with MURDER, with moral DEPRAVITY!!

  • Charlie 2001

    I’ve wondered if any Christians have considered whether the US is being condemned by God for turning it’s back on the poor, the sick and the afflicted rather than anything concerning gay rights.

    • Jonathan Smith

      well, no.

      • boatboy_srq

        Certainly none of the FundiEvangelicals. And Lord Dampnut and the GOTea seem exactly the kinds of demons a vengeful Gawd would inflict on those idiots.

    • Uncle Mark

      And verily, a third of the nation shall be lead astray by false prophets and promises of false profits. The word of God shall be perverted as an excuse for their cruelties, self-righteousness, and inequities. A Black man was sent by God to save them, but he was crucified by the false-believers. And for this an orange scourge was unleashed upon this whole nation…bringing darkness, hatred, ignorance & poverty. This nation being spurned by all the other world’s kings and peoples for so willingly embracing the unholy orange beast.

    • Kruhn

      Of course not! It’s only when those liburuls are elected that God turns back on ‘Murikah.

  • Mike Solo

    Triggered snowflakes?

  • JPH

    Snowflakes.

  • edrex

    i know. why don’t we make depictions of jesus punishable by death?

  • Pollos Hermanos
  • I’ll wager none of the precious snowflakes watched to the end to discover Jesus….wasn’t actually Jesus at all.

  • The_Wretched

    A yep. The real outrage is the blasphemy and not the withdrawal of healthcare. /asshat

  • stevenj

    I bet they wouldn’t like this one either.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0pNMNOT82M

  • Larry in Oklahoma

    I watched the clip here and all I can say is that it is spot on. It may offend some Christians but it’s because it’s the truth.

  • justme

    “it’s woefully short on facts”
    And republicans are upset because it must be true if it’s on the internet

  • Daveed_WOW

    Resist the urge to care what these people think.

  • Blackfork

    “fake christianity”

  • Gustav2

    I see nothing blasphemous in pointing out Sen McConnell is a turtle pretending to be Christ-like.

  • netxtown

    that’s the best documentary I’ve seen in a long, long time….
    it was a documentary, yes?

  • Sporkfighter

    “This is the same pathetic approach Funny or Die has taken to mocking
    Republicans in the past, but adding the blasphemous depictions of Jesus
    was a new low.”

    “Blasphemy? No, it is not blasphemy. If God is as vast as that, he is above blasphemy; if He is as little as that, He is beneath it.”
    — Mark Twain, a Biography

  • boatboy_srq

    When we laugh at them, it’s hatred. When they beat on us it’s humor.

    Ignorance is Strength.

  • bdsmjack

    Mama always said, “it’s not mean if it is true.”

  • This one and the First Lady of Poland treating Trump like he spreads VD by touch have brought humour to a very stressful week spent with the extended dysfunctional family — Thanks Joe!

  • Richard B

    perfectly nailed it!

  • Jeffrey

    Christians really hate when you point out that their behavior is very unchristian

  • kaydenpat

    Hilarious. Isn’t it amazing how Rightwingers can’t laugh at this but have the nerve to claim that the video Trump retweeted of him beating up CNN was supposed to be funny?

  • Nowhereman

    Who hates whom more? Conservative christians have been hating on me my whole damn life. But they can’t take any criticism and they sure can’t take a joke.

  • 2patricius2

    So hilarious! And just like the “christian” Republicant plan!

  • ceeenbee

    evangelicals are such delicate little snowflakes. If their sky faerie is so powerful, why can’t it do anything but let them whine?

  • Silver Badger

    The only ones who don’t hate evangelicals are other evangelicals. The rest of us are just tired of all the hate and whining. They are either frothing at the mouth or sobbing into their lace hankies.

  • Ben in Oakland

    I don’t hate evangelical Christians, or even republicans. Like the good Christian I am, I hate what you do: the attacks on others when you whine about being attacked yourselves, your attempts to deprive people of civil rights, participation in society, decent health care…

    You know, that sort of thing.

    Just because I find your mythology tacky and silly, doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t.

  • Herald

    It doesn’t bash Christians or Jesus at all, just Republicans. Shocking that a Christian site would lie.

    • Ben in Oakland

      They were lying when they called themselves Christian.

  • MoonlightUnkindledOne

    Kill that turtle! (But not the actual turtle man himself).

  • Stephen D. Ward

    I just watched this on You Tube and was allowed to like it.

  • violamateo

    If they could understand Potuguese (or the Spanish subtitles) they would REALLY freak out over this one: Joseph and Mary explain where babies come from to Jesus:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri2ZIdGMx7E

  • olandp

    Like there is something wrong with hatred for evangelical christians and conservatives.

  • Michael

    At least Jesus was played by a white guy. There’s that then.

  • 5moreminutes*imtired

    Hahahahaha. Didn’t see that one coming. Oh Mitch. You scamp.

  • Clive Johnson
    • Helen Damnation™

      Don’t forget he has his own Facebook page, facebook.com/GOPJeezus.

  • ECarpenter

    But it’s totally accurate – oh, wait, that’s why conservatives hate it.

  • JCF
  • MDixon34

    Their criticism also proves they didn’t watch the ending when we find out it’s not really jesus.

  • fahvel

    if they weren’t such a pathetic group of gropers for a rational reason for their personal existence One could feel sorry for them but, what the hell, if it’s there, there they go!!!

  • Boy Elvis

    Predictably, the article entirely fails to address the actual point of the video: its no-holds-barred criticism of Trumpcare.

    Considering how often Christians miss the point of Christ’s actual teachings, though, it’s hardly surprising.