Mike Huckabee: Trump Is Incredibly Capable And Has The Stamina Of Three Guys Half His Age [VIDEO]

Mediaite reports:

When July 3rd falls on a Monday between the weekend and the July 4th holiday, cable news brings out its back-ups. So Fox & Friends featured the weekend hosts and trotted out old reliable Governor Mike Huckabee to opine on yesterday’s controversial tweet showing President Trump “body slamming’ CNN. Shocker: Huckabee took the president’s side and railed on the media reaction.

When jokingly asked by co-host Pete Hegseth about how the President has time to speak with Germany and France (as Trump had tweeted earlier) instead of spending all of his time on Twitter as the “so-called mainstream media” suggest, Huckabee replied in what appeared to be in all seriousness. “Trump is an incredibly capable person who has the stamina of three guys half his age.” The only thing missing from this aside was the “Dear Leader” we typically hear in North Korea.

Huckabee went on to say, “The media hates Donald Trump more than they love America.”


  • safari

    Which is why every other NATO leader can walk to an event but Donald needs a golf cart?

    • Todd20036

      Or needs to take a helicopter to the Wailing Wall in Israel.

      • BobSF_94117

        Whaling Wall…

        • Todd20036

          If that were the case, Trump would have been harpooned there.

          • bzrd

            was lampooned

          • agcons

            Greenpeace, labouring under a misapprehension, inadvertently saved him.

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    • Ranger One

      Because he is a delicate flower.

      • Philly Mike

        a snowflake?

        • Ranger One

          A weak little teen. Tiny. Unworthy. Strange. Bitter.

          • Philly Mike

            teen? is he that emotionally old?

        • J Ascher

          A lumpy, misshapen, snowflake!

    • Princess Lardass

      “Outta my way, WALKING LOSERS! I’m so important that my fat-ass gets a golf cart!”

    • Nowhereman

      Beat me to it. It’s a wonder he can get all that junk food up to his mouth.

    • J Ascher

      It’s very tiring to push aside a Montenegrin PM, dontcha know?

    • Kruhn

      Of course, because he has the stamina of 3 1/2 men, Fearless Leader was worried that he would melt the poor 28 NATO leaders with his very presence a la Raiders of the Lost Ark if he walked there. Basically, the Mangled Apricot Hellbeast is like a nuclear reactor and the golf cart and Twitter are his control rods so there are no meltdowns. Why do you think he glows orange?

  • bkmn

    Pushing the stamina line….Blimpo must be having some health issues.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6b802039793de101e4c474fafaad69bdbe5dad3e7a150a4c01bf42313c1f029f.gif

    • safari

      I heart Amy Sedaris.

      • Lazycrockett

        She really should have a bigger career.

  • Todd20036

    Um… what? Just… what?

    If Obama did anything remotely close to this, you’d be calling for his lynching. Literally.

  • KCMC

    Wait. Huckleberry took on 3 guys 1/2 his age? At one time?

    • Gustav2

      He just admitted it, but maybe it was one after the other.

  • safari

    Can we all agree that, looking at Huckabee family photos, this man wouldn’t know what the stamina of people half Donald’s age should be?

  • Lazycrockett

    Please He’s an old fat man who is easily distracted and full of vile and hate. The only difference between Mike and Drumpf is one isn’t a proclaimed christian.

    • thatotherjean

      Which one would that be? Huckabee used to be a Southern Baptist minister, and Trump is hailed as God’s gift to humanity by the same people who used to listen to Huckabee.

  • MB
  • ceeenbee

    But, does he have enough stamina to put a dog in a noose, left him up, slit his throat and then stone him like your son, governor huckleberry?

  • crewman

    The media hates Donald Trump more than they love America.

    Enough with the war on facts! The media is not the enemy. Facts are the enemy of the GOP. The media is just the messenger.

    The GOP today is so far in fascist territory that they have truly lost their way. Winning at any cost with reckless disregard for truth or what’s good for the country has rotted their party to the core. They have no true values other than clinging to power and tax cuts for wealthy. Every other principle they claim to have is manufactured to achieve a specific goal that day and is utterly flexible and expendable to meet the next goal.

  • The_Wretched

    Have Donny the Unfit dance for use Huckacovfefe

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRysHHzLAmM

    • Rocco

      I love that video and will watch it once a year until the day I croak. It makes me giggle like a schoolgirl…lol…thank you for posting! It is doubtful my day will get better…lol.

    • Bluto

      It wouldn’t be as bad having an insane, incapable leader if he/she were at least fun.

  • Ninja0980

    Easy to do when your daily routine consists of twitter and golf.

  • BJORN RAGNVALDR

    Huh? What’s that Huckleberry? What? Hey, you need to spit Drumph’s cock out of your mouth if you want to speak.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    None of this is normal. Next we will here how dear leader never needs to use the bathroom. About his harrowing adventures as a young explorer where he learned to wrestle an Orca and had a dog sled team of all wolves that he trained. How, from poor humble beginnings in a small cabin in the woods he made his fortune .

    This is all just complete insanity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Treant

      What separates us from North Korea is about a hundred million extremely sarcastic people.

      • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

        I resemble that remark!

        • Treant

          Oh, I don’t. I’m never sarcastic, that would be…unseemly.

      • ColdCountry

        And, so far, the right to express that sarcasm.

        • Treant

          The great thing about sarcasm is that it’s incredibly easy to conceal from the law, and from those who are too dumb to see it.

          • Robincho

            Angry judge: “Are you showing contempt for this court?”
            Mae West: “Ohh, I’m doin’ my best ta hide it, ohhh…”

          • witch

            Sarcasm weapon of choice

          • Snarkaholic

            Treant: Have you no sense of irony?
            Shirleybob Walker: I didn’t mean to burn a hole in the shirt…I wuz drunk!

    • Gustav2

      But do we really need to hear how much Huckabee enjoys Trump’s stamina in their sex life?

      • ColdCountry

        EWWWWW!

      • Uncle Mark

        I imagine it would look like two bouncy houses trying to bounce on each other

    • Ranger One

      He is just like the North Korean leader. Exactly the same.

      • Bad Tom

        Right down to the absurd hair.

        • Uncle Mark

          And their rotund shape and tiny hands

    • Ranger One

      Kim Jong Orange.

    • Bad Tom

      He ALWAYS gets holes-in-one when he golfs. Always.

      • Rebecca Gardner

        Trump is the only person in history to golf a 17 and bowl a 310.

        • Bad Tom

          Now you’ve made Kim Jong-un sad.

  • Frostbite

    Father of animal torturer says what?

  • Pollos Hermanos

    No one hits like Gaston
    Matches wits like Gaston
    In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7adbed06ad8e0684ccc76f813a43c6ebb8ac072997193ac47a6b15470a9898bf.gif

  • JWC

    O/T Something you do not see in your country but has played here PM Trudeau is being cast as the intermediary between Trump and the leaders in Europe A dubious assignment

    • thatotherjean

      Poor Trudeau. Nobody deserves that.

      • JWC

        well apparently He gets along well with Merkel and Macron and Trump and is sort of hoped he will be the glue

    • Kruhn

      Dear Canada, sorry you got the shit assignment. It must be his infectious smile and boyish enthusiasm that got him the assignment.

      • JWC

        oh well shitty job someone has to do it

      • JWC

        its a sad statement the leader of the former most powerful countrycountry requirs a babysitter

  • Matt

    Huckleberry’s daughter obviously gets it from SOMEwhere. Lying runs in the family. So does ‘stupid,’ apparently.

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    More O/T: “The White House is denying reports that the one division within the Office of Science and Technology Policy is now completely unstaffed. CBS News reported no staff members were left at the office’s science division ― one of four such branches that comprise the OSTP ― after three employees from President Barack Obama’s administration worked their final day on Friday. The OSTP advises the White House “on the effects of science and technology on domestic and international affairs,” according to its website.”

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/white-house-science-division-zero-staff_us_595836bae4b05c37bb7ed69e?e9k&ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

    There’s a reason why Trump & his surrogates are keeping the crazy antics going.

    • Treant

      Or, why I’m unconvinced that this can go on for terribly long. The competency level is too low, the ability to respond to challenge or disaster is practically nil, and there’s absolutely no potential resilience in the response.

      • Karl Dubhe

        The guys who are running the con are making out like bandits while the incompetency goes on. As long as that can continue, they’ll try and make do.

        • Treant

          True, but there’s a limit.

          Politicians are never caught out by their own constituents (many even managed to avoid the French Revolution!). They may be prosecuted after a war, or simply get unlucky in an attack, or get voted out and the gravy train stops.

          But Donald Trump, Bannon, Kushner, Ivanka, et al, are not politicians.

          • Bad Tom

            No. They are kleptocrats.

      • safari

        Katrina would look like a warming-up act. If 9/11 were to happen we’d automatically bomb France or something.

        • GayOldLady

          And we’d bomb them because they serve French fries instead of Freedom Fries. It all makes so much sense!

          • Uncle Mark

            More likely we’d bomb France because Macron displeases Dear Leader right from the first handshake

        • Bad Tom

          We might bomb ourselves.
          ——-
          Out of an abundance of caution clownishness.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      So THAT’S what they mean by winning. It’s all making scary sense now

    • Bluto

      Science schmience, Exxon already has the answers. You must be a libtard globalist snowflake.

      • safari

        Strangely Exxon had the answers … the correct ones … in the 80s.

      • ColdCountry

        Even Exxon believes in global warming, and knows action is necessary.

        • Bad Tom

          Their bottom line matters to them.

          • ColdCountry

            It’s kinda like equality; if it matters to the bottom line, it matters to them. And frankly, I don’t care why they’re doing the right thing, as long as they are. (Though in the case of Exxon, I don’t trust them, and hope someone is watching them.)

    • Nowhereman

      Well all that science stuff is from the pits of hell…

  • Macbill

    Mike – I don’t see you in Jenny Craig commercials anymore. What happened?

  • MoeLarryAndJesus

    This is Fuckabee’s way of saying, “He’s banging my daughter.”

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      ACK!!

    • Phillip in L.A.

      ^I wish he’s banging my daughter.”

      fify

  • Raising_Rlyeh

    Yes, I’m sure that the man who eats basically only mcdonalds and who believes that we are born with a finite amount of energy and exercising destroys that supply of energy is as fit and capable as three 35 year olds.

    • Todd20036

      Seriously? He believes that?

      Guess I shouldn’t be surprised. Idiot makes rocks seem smart by comparison.

      • Raising_Rlyeh

        https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2017/5/9/15590962/donald-trump-thinks-exercise-will-kill-you

        “In a remarkable New Yorker story this week about how Donald Trump could realistically be removed from the presidency, Evan Osnos writes: “Other than golf, he considers exercise misguided, arguing that a person, like a battery, is born with a finite amount of energy.”

        The Trump “human body as non-rechargeable battery” theory was first detailed by Michael Kranish and Marc Fisher in their 2016 book, Trump Revealed:

        After college, after Trump mostly gave up his personal athletic interests, he came to view time spent playing sports as time wasted. Trump believed the human body was like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted. So he didn’t work out. When he learned that John O’Donnell, one of his top casino executives, was training for an Ironman triathlon, he admonished him, “You are going to die young because of this.”
        On the campaign trail, we learned that Trump didn’t dedicate any extra time to breaking a sweat because he believes exercise is actually harmful, according to this 2015 New York Times profile:

        Trump said he was not following any special diet or exercise regimen for the campaign. ‘‘All my friends who work out all the time, they’re going for knee replacements, hip replacements — they’re a disaster,’’ he said. He exerts himself fully by standing in front of an audience for an hour, as he just did. ‘‘That’s exercise.’”

        http://www.gq.com/story/donald-trump-exercise

        • Phillip in L.A.

          How absolutely horrifying, Raising_Riyeh! Thank you for posting–this sounds like the stuff from which Lovecraftian tales are made

        • Todd20036

          Maybe he’ll die soon from a heart attack.

          Sure Donnie! Exercise will kill you. Vegetables will kill you.

          God wants you to eat deep fried everything!

  • Mike

    “Trump Is Incredibly Capable And Has The Stamina Of Three Guys Half His Age”

    Translation: Trump is a sucker, and the more I flatter him, the more I can get him to turn over all power to Pence, babyjebus, and me, the trinity of terror.

  • Scout

    I follow this guy on twitter, and he seems to be doing a lot to research voting issues and to get the word out there.

    https://twitter.com/mikefarb1/status/881117947779063808

    https://www.unhackthevote.com/

  • Sam_Handwich

    all this adolescent pseudo-macho bullshit coming from fat old dudes is really tiring. and it’s not working. Trump’s an incompetent attention whore. it’s all he’s ever been.

    • CanuckDon

      It’s all they have….so feed ’em more gravy.

    • BuckyB12

      We’re going to see a lot more of this as the symptoms of Trump’s dementia proliferate. The Republicans have to try to rewrite what will become evident to most rational thinking people.

  • Mike C

    Wasn’t there a politician once who warned of a giant sucking sound?

  • Rocco

    This troll has licked one too many boots, and not in a good way. I find it depressing he has reproduced. I find it more depressing I am forced to see his daughter, Elsie the Cow, on tv on a weekly basis. I’m going to look at the positive: at least I don’t have to see his brain damaged, dog torturing son on tv.

    • Jon Doh

      Trump still has many positions to fill.

  • Sam_Handwich
    • Treant

      Or, why I don’t think a false flag would work very effectively. Too many of us already hate him and are entirely prepared to think the worst.

    • The_Wretched

      the trend is clear if slow. It takes a lot but that represents trumpistas finally giving up on the national embarrassment.

      • safari

        Strong supporters are slowly becoming supporters. The transition out of support takes even longer, I’m seeing.

        • Lazycrockett

          Its gonna take more than 6 months for his supporters to accept they were conned. Americans hate being proven wrong.

          • Todd20036

            In a way, they weren’t conned. A white, male, straight Nazi is in the WH.

            For some people, that’s enough.

          • Gerry Fisher

            That stubborn 30% never really said they were wrong about Iraq or Katrina. They just kinda don’t talk about it.

    • ChrisInKansas

      I still can’t believe that that approval rating is that fucking high!

      • safari

        Never underestimate the power of stigginit to the libs.

        • ChrisInKansas

          Or underestimate the number of stupid/asshole Americans.

        • Gustav2

          Leonard Steinhorn: “He may have promised them a return of their manufacturing jobs, but he did so with a wink and a nod as both he and they knew that these jobs weren’t really coming back. Instead, the real vindication he offered was a cultural revival and a supersized serving of respect — as well as the satisfaction of sticking it to their politically correct, patronizing foes.”

          “That a billionaire would assume the mantle of pitchfork populism may seem like a political and cultural oxymoron, but Trump is far more like his supporters than appearances suggest. Like them, the cultural arbiters and Manhattan elites never let him inside the club. They may have accepted his money, but they scorned him as garish and gaudy, undeserving of their attention. Now, like a true populist, he’s dishing it back.”

          “Such is the populist impulse that governs America today.”

          https://politicalwire.com/2017/07/03/trump-understood-populism/

          The only thing I disagree with is “they may have accepted his money.” Nope, first he gives very little to charity and no one in NYC real estate or banking will deal with him.

          • CanuckDon

            Trump’s loving this because, at 71, he’s finally found the fawning fan base that he was lacking in NYC.

            One thing that’s interesting in all of this is the truly weak nature of Trump’s male fans. They’re like the five or six guys who would meet regularly for coffee and, every time, they let the loud-mouthed bully of the group go on and bloviate continually while the others nervously nod and sip their coffees. Afterwards, the men go home and whine to their wives about their loud-mouthed peer. Their wives reply by saying they don’t know why they keep going for coffee.

        • GayOldLady

          The problem being they’re mostly “stigginit” to themselves.

          • thatotherjean

            It will take them a while to admit that. Most of them are kinda slow. The rest want something from him that they still think they’re going to get.

      • Treant

        Even Chris “Sex on Two Feet” Christie manages 10% approval in friggin’ New Jersey.

        Bedbugs probably manage that level of approval. Certainly I approve of them in any Trump hotel!

  • Tomcat

    New title for this thread,,, Huckabee gives trump blowjob over airways.

  • DaddyRay
    • Tomcat

      Now that is funny, OR IS IT?

      • Todd20036

        Un kills people he doesn’t like. Wonder how long it will be before Drumpf does that.

        • bambinoitaliano

          Trust me. His closes advisors had to remind him every hour of the day that he can’t do that.

        • Acronym Jim

          He has already bragged that he could and he wouldn’t lose any supporters.

        • Bluto

          Oh I dunno, taking away poor people’s health care, heating assistance, food & housing sounds murderous.

          • Todd20036

            Yeah, but he’s doing that more to his base than to us

        • Jon Doh

          As long as it’s his family members I’m ok with it.

          • Karl Dubhe

            I’d be happy to vote to convict him of murder after he had done it.

            but yah, wait I’m not going to say that…

    • Phillip in L.A.

      Even Kim Jung Un’s hairdo is Tabathastic compared to that other guy

  • Lazycrockett
    • safari

      I wish the press would stop trying to make her something other than daddy’s girl.

      • Lazycrockett

        Slave Labor Boss would be a good start.

    • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

      She’s actually 23. You’d look like that too if you were constantly fending off Dad’s advances.

    • Acronym Jim

      Is that the Ivanka line of pussy protecting panties in the advertisement?

      • Lazycrockett

        Its to keep the blood from coming out wherever.

    • Bryan

      “Pretty white kids with problems.”

      https://youtu.be/ZH6OUmsPA0I?t=30s

    • pj

      poor little flower

    • pj

      “when dad is a raving maniac”

  • ceeenbee

    President Trump mixed up the wording of some of his speech in Saudi Arabia Sunday because he was “exhausted,” a senior White House official said.

    “He’s just an exhausted guy,” the official told reporters on background, explaining why Mr. Trump didn’t say “Islamic extremism” in his speech to leaders of more than 50 Muslim-majority nations.
    — Washington Post

    “Reportedly, Trump berated Turnbull on the call over an agreement between the two countries in which the United States would accept 1,250 refugees. POTUS called it a bad deal and told the prime minister that one of the refugees would end up being the next Boston Marathon bomber.”

    By now, President Donald Trump’s hostile phone call with Australia Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has become major news, with concerns that the contentious exchange may strain relationships with one of America’s closest allies. However, following the initial report of the call by the Washington Post, CNN followed up with some additional details.
    And it appears that one of the excuses being floated out for the president’s behavior with the Australian leader is that POTUS was tired and cranky.
    — Mediaite

    Interesting. I never hear recalling real President Obama berating the leader of a close ally or going off message in an extremely important diplomatic speech because he was TIRED. The poor, little fingered, delicate snowflake should maybe get some sleep instead of attacking women in tweets.

    • The_Wretched

      Bill and Obama didn’t screw up when they were exhausted.

    • JWC

      but according to Monsuier Hooklebarrie he has the stamina of 3 men

      • Beagle

        Dump does have the stamina of 3 men. And those men are in a (physical) rehab facility.

        • JWC

          heheh or life support

  • CanuckDon

    Turds of a feather!

    • Halou

      Covfefe together

      • Treant

        A guy wanted to covfefe on my chest once. I threw him out, I’m not into scat.

        • Todd20036

          You sure it was meant to be scat?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Lol, no. The problem with Fuckabee is that he thinks everyone is as stupid as his fundy crowd.

  • thatotherjean

    OK, my usual response to outrageous foolishness regarding Trump is “And I am Marie of Roumania.” It’s getting old because there are so many occasions to use it, but it still fits.

  • Halou

    So much stamina, which is why on his trip to Italy he had to drive a buggy behind the other world leaders who walked.

    • Scout

      It’s so frustrating. He was attacking Hillary for having no stamina, which is a clear arrow pointing right back to him . . . he knew he had no stamina so accused Hillary of having none. . . .

      • Karl Dubhe

        What he accused Hillary of doing, is what he wants to do.

        We’re all fucked.

    • Treant

      Goddamn it, that was a Freedum Buggy!

  • Blake J Butler

    Uh-huh, instead of listening to grifter Huckabee here is Jeers.

    https://www.facebook.com/TheWeekInTrump/videos/660380527491532/

    • Scout

      This is awesome! (although the situation we are in isn’t)

  • The Milkman

    Because when i need an expert on stamina, i consult Huckabee. He looks like a Pentecostal preacher and a stick of butter had a child.

    • Scout

      Such a good point . . . what does he know about stamina?

  • Tomcat

    Now don’t argue with Huckabee, trump does have the stamina of three men,,,
    However all three men have been dead quite a while.

    • Karl Dubhe

      Or he’s thinking of young men like his sons. Ones who start to puff after the third step. Need a rest every flight of stairs…

  • dcurlee

    Yeah that’s why he was too exhausted to walk with the other leaders at the conference and had to ride his lazy ass in a golf cart. Mike I guess you will agree with him as long as he keeps your daughter employed

  • Tomcat

    Hey Huckabee, I had a conversation with god last night and mentioned you,,, he is still laughing.

  • MB

    OT: Miami judge rules Flor-i-duh’s new Stand-Your-Ground law is unconstitutional

    MIAMI — Florida’s updated “Stand Your Ground” self-defense law is unconstitutional, a Miami judge ruled on Monday.

    Miami-Dade Circuit Judge Milton Hirsch ruled that lawmakers overstepped their authority in creating the law this year that forces prosecutors to disprove a defendant’s self-defense claim at a pre-trial hearing. The judge ruled that under Florida’s constitution, that change should have been crafted by the Florida Supreme Court, not the Legislature.

    “As a matter of constitutional separation of powers, that procedure cannot be legislatively modified,” Hirsch wrote in a 14-page order.

    http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article159394094.html#storylink=mainstage

    • safari

      Huh

      • BobSF_94117

        Florida

        • Tomcat

          That’s Flor-i-duh.

    • The_Wretched

      Interesting argument. By making it a SoP issue, he’s saying it a matter that only the courts can change or set.

    • Bluto
      • In Palm Beach County we have to pay for a damned wall on Southern Blvd — the southern perimeter of our airport — because all the tourists gawk at Air Force 1 when Trump comes in for the Winter. It is costing us millions. A line of school buses protects his plane now. They are suggesting we stand there wearing sombreros on the South Side of the Wall (seriously) so the asshat will think he’s in Mexico instead of Palm Beach and won’t come here as much tieing up our traffic in the winter. Photo from the Palm Beach Post. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b6422b85c586d6bce44377908effa86fd4b04038a146830f1094658e01cbe3ee.jpg

        • Phillip in L.A.

          You might as well try the thing with the sombreros–what’s the down-side? (Other than having to buy all the sombreros)

    • djcoastermark

      Thank the stars. That new law was so insane. It let anyone shoot someone else for whatever whim they so cared to state, and made the victim prove their innocence. So screwed up.

      • Gustav2

        Kinda like making everyone a cop?

    • Phillip in L.A.

      Yes, there definitely seems to be a separation-of-powers issue in the case, although I have not read Judge Hirsch’s opinion

  • bambinoitaliano

    On tweeter with his tiny fingers he does.

  • Moebym Reborn

    There were people at the G7 Summit half his age who walked while he rode a golf cart, a woman just a year younger who sat through an 11-hour hearing while he can’t even sit through security briefings, a much older woman who still does daily physical exercises to keep her mind sharp, and so on.

    Explain that, Huckafuck.

    • Tomcat

      He was pretending it was a Royal Carriage Ride.

  • GayOldLady

    “Trump is an incredibly capable person who has the stamina of three guys half his age.”

    You talking about the same Donald Trump who rode in a Golf Cart through the town of Taormina, Sicily as other G7 leaders walked through the town? The same DJT who can’t even play 9 holes at his golf course without a golf cart. The guy that drives over the Greens because he’s too lazy to walk or take the long way around them? Give me a damn break. I get more exercise before noon than he gets in a month.

    • Treant

      Yeah, I’m five sevenths his age. I’ll toss him one of the fifty pound bags of soybean I cart around to feed the gardens and see how he does.

      For me, that’s Tuesday.

      • Todd20036

        I turn 50 next April. I still bench 155 about 12 reps multiple sets.

        And I weigh 140

        • bzrd

          Wow,
          I’m, 72,
          5’9″, 137 lb.
          walk 3 miles a day
          hold a peanut butter jar in one hand
          and the knife in the other
          and call it good

          • Todd20036

            Actually, if Trump causes more of his base to live sedentary lives because they listen to his BS about humans having finite amounts of energy, who are we to complain?

        • Kruhn

          You go guy!

  • Treant

    OT: Well, the Bag A Bug traps are out for the Japanese beetles*. So far, I count nine.

    * I attract them to my property and render the soil toxic to the eggs with a pretty specific residual insecticide. Over fourteen years, they’ve gone from infestation to a moderately annoying period of time.

    • Tomcat

      Put nematodes in your soil, takes a while but then the nematodes eat the larva.

      • Tomcat

        From now on also.

  • Tomcat

    Alright Huckabee, we know this is just a joke, see we find you funny. And stupid all at the same time.

  • GayOldLady
    • Treant

      Hey, he’s in shape! His shape is “round.”

    • JWC

      his friends call me “Tenderflake’ we call him “Lardass”

    • AmeriCanadian
    • Daveed_WOW

      Are we fat shaming? Not really because he had it coming. It’s revenge:

      http://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-overweight-jokes-other-politicians-590515

      • GayOldLady

        Oh, I’m not fat shaming, I’m a full figured woman myself, but what I’m not is an asshole who sends out talkers bragging about my fitness/stamina! 🙂

        • Daveed_WOW

          I get it. I just love to hate him for any old reason. If he had better taste in clothing, I’d give him a little credit.

    • This is no joke. A severe weight gain in such a short period of time can prove fatal right? It shows severe stress, coronary strain, and possible diabetic onset. Out President’s life can be in danger. and I am very concerned. He could have a stroke or something. I am going to stay up now and worry. Oh my, the horror!

      • GayOldLady

        Yeah, worried, worried, worried!

  • TheManicMechanic

    I think the word you are looking for is “weight,” not “stamina.”

    • Phillip in L.A.

      “Mass” would be a funnier word! Good comment, though! 🙂

  • Piet

    Stamina? You’re talking about the guy who had to cancel meetings at the beginning of his first international tour because he was too tired to deal with them. The beginning of the tour, not the thirty-seventh day of it. The guy who drives his golf cart on the greens rather than walk. Stamina? I don’t think so.

  • So Mike, what DOES Trump’s anus taste like?

    • safari

      McDonalds

      • Treant

        With just a hint of despair and fear of mortality.

      • Tomcat

        Chicken nuggets.

    • Tomcat

      He shits out of his mouth so who knows.

  • Tomcat

    From now on anytime someone defends trump for anything,,,, they are joking.

  • Harveyrabbit

    Did he also mention his 18 holes in one every time he plays golf and his incredible ability to bench press 2000 lbs? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/80624983f0fc0e5932785d27754099eea12409ecb65eb65d2413ca4ade555678.jpg

    • Moebym Reborn

      I just ate…

      • Treant

        And now you get to see it again. Enjoy.

    • Treant

      Don Jong Trump?

  • barrixines

    If the three guys half his age are Huckabee’s kids I guess that makes sense.

  • Luther Kreiger

    We already know that you can’t take anything a Huckabee says as truth, Mike! You don’t need to keep trying to convince us, really!

  • Tomcat

    “The media hates Donald Trump more than they love America.”
    Let me make a few adjustments here.

    “The GOP hates Obama more than they love America”
    When they take a stand they need to stand by it.

  • Michael R
  • JWC

    Lost all respect for this sack of shit when he stood up and supported kim Davis

    • Ben in Oakland

      It took you that long?

  • Tomcat

    trump want to help Charlie Gard, he wants to bring him to America to give him healthcare. Yet strangely he does NOT want Americans to have healthcare.
    Go figure.

  • Jim Gallagher-Barker

    Way to support your daughter’s career ambitions, Mikey. Can’t wait until he turns on her, too. The faux-tears will dry & be the salt on my caramel.

    • Tomcat

      Gawd, don’t tell me she actually wants Spacies job.

    • Talisman

      I wonder what Huckabee will do when it turns out the the dumpster has grabbed her by the pussy a few times.

      • Al Kaseltzer

        Trump is INSANE not BLIND!

      • MBear

        Before trump grabbed her, both her eyes went the same direction…?

  • Tomcat

    Alright, I have see the exact same thing over and over on the news dozens of times now so if there is no new news in the world, I am over cable news at least for the day.

    If the world ends someone on here will let me know. Where I live the news of the end of the world would not get here until tomorrow.

  • OdieDenCO

    stamina is not what donny is full of.

  • TexasBoy

    He has the ego of 200 Kim Jong Uns, the mental dexterity of 125 door knobs, and the hair of 450 orangutans.

  • TampaZeke

    And yet Americans are bemused, shocked and appalled when North Koreans say the same thing about Dear Leader, Guiding Ray of Sunlight, Kim Jong Un!

  • Princess Lardass

    “…who has the stamina of three guys half his age.”

    Wow. Huckabee actually said something funny for once.

    • (((GC)))

      Three guys half his age, locked in unremitting argument, perhaps, and who can’t do much else!

    • Pat

      Let’s go back and play the video of his fat ass in a golf cart while the rest of the world leaders walk a few hundred feet. Or I guess we’re supposed to have forgotten about that by now?

      • Tor

        Or how he skipped a visit to Masada because he could not helicopter in.

  • Friday

    Traitorous Fundie Trump toadies being hypocrites again?

  • Robincho

    Three guys half his age? Absolutely correct, if the guys are John Kennedy, Jr. and Jon-Erik Hexum and Buddy Holly…

    • William

      I thought he had the stamina of three comatose manatees. Maybe that’s his figure.

      • Robincho

        Tiny hands down, he definitely wins the Dugong Show…

  • joe ho

    These folks have control of the federal judiciary firmly in their hands for the next generation.

    Those judges can find almost anything unconstitutional–single-payer health care, religious people forced to provide LGBTs with services, prohibiting states from voter suppression. The list goes on.

    2016 was a pivotal election. Too bad Putin was able to so easily play the far-left into voting against its own best interests, just like the Trumpanzees.

  • AtticusP

    For such a “Christian” man, Huckleberry sure does lie a lot.

    I guess little Sarah Sanders learned her lying craft from a master.

    • Al Kaseltzer

      There is absolutely zero doubt on that assessment!

  • Richard B

    Mike Huckabee said- “The media hates Donald Trump more than they love America.”
    Typical dumb ass Republican response and Huckabee’s dumb ass assessment was predictably backwards.
    The fact is the media and Democrats are patriots that love America and they hate Donald Trump’s collusion with the Russians to throw the election, his criminal activities, and anti American agenda.

  • TCinBerkeley

    Is The Huckster carrying water for Trump because Lil’ Porkchop Huckster Quicksand works in the White House?

    • agcons

      It could be that, but it could also be because Huckabilly has a need to say stupid things in order to feel validated.

  • Happy_Housewife

    Mike Huckabee, after all, is the ideal of the masculine physique, so he should know.

  • If you look at the 538 quant jocks (and Nate Silver’s guys are great quant jocks), one of their top polls (A- track record) is IPSOS. They have adjusted the latest Trump approval on a polls average to 39.4% – but IPSOS is now at 35%. 35% approval, 57% disapproval spells disaster for the Republicans next year in the Congressional midterms. If the other polls start to show an average downturn to this level, talk of removal will increase. Take a look. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0e0ae9ec2dcb7b18f027eaeea563b370bf7c98bf5e6105ab21ac544e6966c529.jpg

  • Jeffg166

    Donald is about to go to Europe again. The last trip wiped him out.

  • Old Top Kick

    #GovPorkRind is #TooStupidToWipe.

  • glass

    English lesson 2,106:
    In this instance, Huckabee is using the word “stamina” to replace the word “stupidity”. Although an uncommon substitution, we are still talking about republicans. Also to note, the word “capable” is being substituted for the word “incompetent”, which is a usual republican substitution.

    The unsubstituted phrase would read; “Trump is an incredibly incompetent person who has the stupidity of three guys half his age.”

  • TimJ

    My 87 year old dad went for a 54k bike ride on Sunday.

    • Helen Damnation 🍑™

      Hmm, would that be 54,000 miles, or rather 54 kilometers?

      ~still confused

  • worstcultever

    The fat old demented wheezing junk-food fuck is scared of *stairs*, for godsake.

    (I hope Macron is devilishly planning lots of staircases for Dumpy’s visit.)

  • Dagoril

    I don’t know what Drumpf is snorting, but it does seem to give him lots of energy. That’s not stamina though, Fuckabee.

  • j.martindale
    • Homo Erectus

      If we have nuclear weapons – why don’t we use them?

  • Cuberly

    Incredibly capable?

    When Donnie met with the Senate re; the healthcare bill from hell, he was asked about the taxes incorporated into the ACA and when they’d be repealed.

    He appeared to be confused, didn’t realize they were talking about the ACA and said that “they’d be addressing taxes later”.

    He doesn’t know what’s in his own health care bill. He basically has no concern or capability in grasping the details. He’s a dangerous moron.

  • J Ascher

    Huckabee meant to say the stamina of three vegetative guys half his (Trump’s) age!

  • Robincho

    Watch it as it tries to descend the stairs from Hair Farce One. This is not something with any stamina at all…

  • sword

    Huckabee is the ‘medical advisor’ to our Glorious Leader’s New York doctor. He also said that obese men make the best executives.

  • Helen Damnation 🍑™

    Note to former governor Huckabee: You lost your last election, you’re no longer a governor. No one cares what you say; I’m not sure you believe your own stuff. Whatever the case, please just go away. Trying not to hurt your tender feelings here, which is more than I can say for you.

  • fuzzybits

    It strains him getting up off the commode.

  • Thorn Spike

    Still irrelevant, Huckleberry.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Wait, is this the same Donald who couldn’t walk 700 feet and had to use a golf cart?

    Oh Hucksterbee, at least we know why your daughter is such a fucking moron.

  • Gianni

    “Trump is an incredibly capable person……” He sure is. He’s extremely capable of degrading the presidency and embarrassing the whole country on a daily basis. What’s in it for the Huckster to be kissing Donnie’s ass so much?

  • mark99k

    Big surprise, one obese delusional pig defends another. Huckabee will never be of use to anyone til he can be caught, cooked, and eaten.

    • JCF

      Ah HELL No! I’m on a lowfat diet.

      • mark99k

        Then perhaps he could instead be recycled into bedding or upholstery. Soylent green doesn’t necessarily have to be food grade.

  • Alexander Stallwitz

    Excuse me if i question the health of a man who eats nothing but red meat, junk food and deep fried foods and doesnt seem to ever eat vegetables or excerse. The only medicial record we have is Brent Spiner’s shady cousin’s say so. Frankly, i will be surprised if hes not have a heart attack or stroke by 2020. I mean you can see the effect the Presidency has on the previous presidents. It prematurely ages the healthest of men, whats going to do to someone whos health is questionable?

  • TampaDink

    He *might* have the stamina of 3 men half his age….if they happened to be a 35 yr. old with end stage cancer, a 35 yr. old who has advanced schizophrenia and a comatose quadruple amputee.

  • JCF

    “Same media liberals who assured us Trump-murdering Shakespeare was just theater think pro wrestling is real.”

    This doesn’t even make sense! They’re BOTH theater, shite-fer-brains. But the death threats that journalists are getting—those are real. The body slam absorbed by that (exceptionally polite!) reporter in Wyoming, from the Rethug Congressional candidate (turned Congressman, BARF): THAT was VERY REAL.

  • PRW

    Literally true; Trump’s degree of capability does challenge one’s credence, and there are probably are three men half his age with his stamina (e.g. 400-pound guys hacking on their beds in New Jersey …).

  • Homo Erectus

    Donnie does the work of 3 men. Larry, Moe and Curly.

  • Vinnie NYC

    How does he know, did he sleep with him ?

  • pgarayt

    The ‘Come Let Us Reason Together’ sign behind him made me throw up a bit in my mouth.