Kellyanne Conway: Trump Didn’t Admit To Being Under Investigation When He Said He’s Under Investigation

Politico reports:

When President Donald Trump wrote online last week that “I am being investigated for firing the FBI Director,” it was not an admission that he is indeed being investigated, counselor to the president Kellyanne Conway said Monday morning, but instead a Twitter-shortened reaction to media coverage of ongoing probes into his 2016 campaign.

Conway’s insistence Monday morning that Trump’s tweet last Friday was not what it seemed followed in the footsteps of the president’s personal attorney, Jay Sekulow, who said Sunday in an array of political talk show appearances that regardless of what he has written online, Trump is not under investigation.

Conway told Fox News’s “Fox & Friends” host Ainsley Earhardt, “That’s the president responding to a Washington Post report that included five anonymous sources. And that’s the president, in his 140 characters, through his significant social media platform, Ainsley, telling everybody, ‘wow, look at the irony here.’”

  • crewman

    Whatever you think you’re selling, there’s no one buying it.

  • Boreal
    • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

      Ya take the bad, ya take the worst,
      and then you live your life reversed,

      Alt-Facts of Life, Alt-Facts of Life!

      • Jessicagkilpatrick

        my best friend’s step-mother makes $85 hourly on the computer . She has been fired from work for nine months but last month her pay check was $17089 just working on the computer for a few hours. see it here ++++++++++

    • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

      BTW, props for Spicey! 😉

    • FAEN

      ARGHHHH my eyes.

  • Sashineb
  • Boreal
  • shellback

    Meth-head. Sad.

  • Tawreos

    How does an admission that one is under investigation make it a problem?

  • safari

    Alternative reading

  • barrixines

    It’s hot and humid in BCN today. As I am gay I only ever think about the beach – in fact I am too gay to even be able to drum up the brain cells to think about pop music. Anyway how do you think I’d look in this?

    • james1200

      Perfect, if you don’t ever wanna get laid again.

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      It’s way too early for Halloween.

    • Rex

      You won’t need to worry about being crowded on the beach.

    • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

      It makes that ass look big(ly).

    • teeveedub

      Let’s hope no one grabs you by the pussy chin.

    • Bluto
      • Lumpy Gaga

        Back hair 2020!!!!

      • barrixines

        Well, ok I’ll give it a go but the Brazilian was a complete waste of time.

      • Bj Lincoln

        No! A female in a Man Suit! Shame on the model for even touching that thing!

  • james1200

    “Nothing to see here…please disperse! I said there’s nothing to see here!”
    -KellyAnne Conway,
    Every Morning on Fox

  • bkmn
  • Gustav2

    We accept the electoral college results, your dumbass policies, not so much.
    No one can say whether Trump is or is not under investigation…now.

    • james1200

      “We accept the electoral college results…”

      I love you Gustav, but speak for youself, lol.

      • Gustav2

        We don’t accept the tyranny of the Republican minority!

  • Michael R
    • MonochromeMouse

      “You mean all this time, we could have been friends?” – trump to america from jail after being told none of the things he did would have been a legal issue if he didn’t run for president.

  • Adam Stevens

    I liked her better when she was on ‘Too Close For Comfort.’

    At least she kept the hairstyle.

    • Dejerrity

      Or her breakout role in “Three’s Company” when she played Mister Furley.

      (Though most people thought she was Don Knotts in Drag).

  • Dejerrity

    You show em, KellyScam!

    We will NEVER FORGET BOWLING GREEN, where Donald Trump parted the Red Sea while riding a Unicorn !!!

    Victory is at hand! At very, very tiny hand!!!

  • Boreal
    • barrixines

      Room there to park a motorbike.

      • Bad Tom

        You’d never get it loose.

        • Lumpy Gaga

          And it’d be all covered in.. IDEK

  • pj

    my job is to follow behind the elephant in the parade and clean up his shit.

  • DumbHairyApe

    I’m disappointed she wasn’t kneeling on the davenport.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    Kellyanne is full of covfefe.

  • Rex

    I’ll say one thing about Kellyanne, she’ll never be accused of making Trump seem more believable.

  • David L. Caster

    No matter what, if Trump isn’t under investigation he should be. And that’s the bottom line here.

    • Chucktech

      And if, officially, he isn’t now, he will be. Very soon. Like, bigly, tremendously soon. That’s what people are saying.

      • David L. Caster

        All the best people. Believe me.

    • Tomcat

      One thing he cannot get away from is the MEDIA INVESTIGATIONS.
      They will keep going as long as there are still a few good citizens.

  • LovesIrony

    American Horror Story Freakshow II

  • Boreal
  • boobert

    They make no sense. The dumb ass’s twitter statements are official statements, but we’re not supposed to believe them! lol

  • Boreal
  • Boreal
    • Todd20036

      That makes Gollum look worse!

  • Skokieguy [Larry]
  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    Muslims attacked with baseball bats a girl kidnapped and killed, more murders in the UK, but THIS is what Fox & KellyAnne want to talk about? The administration couldn’t make their priorities and what types of American’s they value any more clear.

    • Todd20036

      Actually, it follows their pattern. If Muslims attack (or even liberals), then it gets splashed over the news.
      When RWNJs (especially if they are white) attack, it’s downplayed.

  • stevenj

    “Conway’s insistence Monday morning that Trump’s tweet last Friday was not what it seemed…..”

    That pretty much describes nearly everything trump has said.

  • Ernest Endevor

    More importantly, we’re all still awaiting news on the recent major renovation of Kellyanne’s face. How, when, where, and what happened to the bags under her eyes? Who is doing the styling and is this part of Melania’s First Face/First Lady outreach program to the poorz? And is Clairol Shade: SB2, ULTRA LIGHT COOL SUMMER BLONDE now the official White House color? The American People need answers to these important questions.

  • Lazycrockett
    • safari

      Someone’s going to get fired.

      • Tomcat

        Sure hope so, and fast.

        • Tomcat

          This is what trump has driven some people to do.

          • TuuxKabin

            They just been waiting to feel as if they have some entitlement.

      • Gustav2

        In Tampa, fairly quickly.

      • vorpal 😼

        I don’t see why speaking English is such a strong requirement for a group of people who can’t even type a grammatically correct sentence in one language.

    • Gustav2

      In Tampa? No. No. No.

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips


  • Tomcat

    Wouldn’t it be funny if when people constantly told lies their face turned orange with white circles around their eyes?

  • ted-

    He’s teaching kids of America that lying is OK, the lying lie hole. Why aren’t the One Million Moms up and arms about this sin?

    Why does this orange asshole get a pass?

    • Tor

      Because when he talked about grabbing women, he actually said “p*ssy.”

  • Christopher
    • Todd20036

      She was also Flanders’ Vegas wife on the Simpsons.

  • worstcultever

    Let’s see, they’ve tried the Sarcasm Defense, now they’re trying the Irony Defense. I suppose we can also expect

    – the PSYCH! Defense
    – the Dumpy Speaks His Own Super-Special Language Defense
    – the What ARE Words, Anyway? Defense
    – the Mueller Is Secretly Russian!!! Defense
    … and so on, till they get all the way to the Chewbacca Defense (which wouldn’t surprise me either)

  • billbear1961

    I’ll repeat this post I made on the Nugent story (where he claims–against all the incontrovertible evidence–that he never said anything hateful about Obama):

    They’re destroying the very concept of truth, and the media are just letting them.

    They just–right to our faces–deny what we have concrete evidence of.

    It is absolutely intolerable–but the thing that is MOST intolerable about it is that PEOPLE PUT UP WITH IT.

    It’s a kind of accelerating ROT, and it has got to STOP.

    Unless serious journalists, respectable politicians AND other decent, ordinary citizens all around the country start making it abundantly clear they won’t put up with this, anymore, this society is going to become a MADHOUSE. Trump’s “presidency,” the way he and others are leaving reality FAR behind and inventing one of their own, is a sign it’s already HERE and preparing to DIG IN.

    This kind of aberrant behaviour–the right-wing propaganda machine, the growing lies (in number and brazenness) and worsening extremism coming from GOP politicians and so many others on the right–should have been confronted LONG AGO.

    It may well be that, after 25 years of rampaging and constantly getting WORSE for lack of any consistent and FORCEFUL blowback from the responsible people who SHOULD have spoken out relentlessly and aggressively against it from the very START, it may now be too late to do much about it!

    But we MUST TRY, because no civilized human being, who respects the truth and democracy and simple decency, can ACCEPT THIS!!

    They must be made to admit, with forceful displays of undeniable EVIDENCE, that they are in the WRONG.

    In any event, however the right may react to the challenge, no civilized human being can agree to bow down to what he or she can PROVE is a pack of dangerous, hateful, self-serving LIES.

    We can’t pretend baldfaced lying and the EVIL, totally unjustified cruelties they have in mind for this society are in ANY way acceptable in a world–in a TRUE democracy–where FACTS and FAIRNESS must always MATTER!!

    That these vicious liars–these fundamentally dishonest and infinitely greedy people with the mindless cruelties they have planned for so MANY–have the GALL to call themselves god-fearing just BOGGLES the mind!!

    To submit to them, when we KNOW that they are liars and are motivated by the most appallingly cruel bigotry and willful ignorance, would be a CRIME, a gross BETRAYAL of this republic, a moral ABOMINATION.

  • Professor Barnhardt
  • SDG

    Oh bull shit!

  • safari

    O/T: Our dear Carrie had quite a bit in her system when she had her heart attack.

    • Tomcat

      Must be the new HIGH to take drugs and fly. Her and Prince.

      • safari

        I’ve been known to take a lunesta if I have to fly far.

        • Tomcat

          As long as it does not make you sleep walk off the plane in flight.

          • safari

            No. But I did read a report of someone taking a few ambiens and trying to open an emergency exit midflight.

          • Tomcat

            I saw that too. They tackled him.

    • Stubenville

      Why did they have to release this information?

      • Lakeview Bob

        Exactly what I thought when I saw this earlier. Some people are so morbid.

  • Tomcat

    I am waiting until Humpty Dumpty has a great fall and all the kings horses ass’s and all the kings corrupt old white men could not put Humpty Dumpty back to together again. It will make a great movie.

  • HZ81

    She’s got a Janis from the Muppets look going on.

  • MikeBx2

    Can’t get through one Monday morning without President Idiot already being an embarrassment…

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      Which is already becoming obsolete because the larger shipping vessels in use nowadays can’t fit in the canal anymore. Both Panama and Nicaragua are talking about building a new, wider canal.

      • Tomcat

        They are already widening it if not done already.

        • That_Looks_Delicious

          They did just get done with it. Tulle’s comment made me look it up. My bad.

      • Tulle Christensen

        So the 5 billion lock project they just finished last year is already obsolete?

        • Tomcat


        • That_Looks_Delicious

          Oops, you’re right. They finished it. I thought it was still going to be several years in the future.

    • Boreal

      Beyond embarrassing.

    • Tomcat

      Nope, not one morning.

    • Bryan

      When you can’t think of anything to say, just throw out a line…

    • Lumpy Gaga

      “I told you, this is what happens when you wake him up too early!”

      — Jared

  • j.martindale

    From the people who think all animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

  • Natty Enquirer

    LOL. She is so full of it.

  • Thorn Spike

    “If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually
    come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the
    State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or
    military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for
    the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is
    the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the
    greatest enemy of the State.”

    -Joseph Goebbels, soulmate of Frau

  • JWC

    Since Kelly Anne just goes on in lies and denial, there is little to comment on Unless we want to ponder what sized trowel she uses to apply her make up or crack filler or whatever she uses

    • BearEyes


  • FAEN

    Oh yeah-she’s definitely had a lift.

  • Halou

    So it was all a big misunderstanding, and the man with the best words (believe me) can’t communicate his message effectively? This wasn’t a quickfire quiz for the president, he had all the time in the world to craft a perfect tweet.

  • Paul_in_Dallas

    Today’s anagram arrives in the form of an imprecatory prayer.

    Kellyanne Conway ~ *Wane, Nylon Lackey!

    *to decline in power, importance, prosperity; to draw to a close; to approach an end

  • fuzzybits

    It’s just too fucking tiring listening to these assholes sometimes. Once they start this back talk they should just shut the cameras down and tell them they can find the fucking door.

  • bambinoitaliano

    I am not on Fox News doing an interview right now. That’s not words coming out of my mouth! Stop making things up and twist my none existing words and my none existence. Plugging ears with her fingers : La la la la la la la la….I am not here….I am not saying a single word…..

  • DJ John Bear

    “There will be no ping-pong today due to the fact there will be no ping-pong today”….

    • edrex

      “…and i’ve been slacking off on my kegels.”

  • Stubenville

    Will someone please slap this idiot with buy this idiot a dictionary?

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Forget buying her one, just clock her over the head with it for all the good it will do.

  • Hank
    • TuuxKabin

      At least she’s not doing the can can, as posted earlier.

  • Monthly reminder to Republicans: “Jedi mind tricks” aren’t real. They only work in the movies. And Jesus Christ would not have been a blond white guy.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Drivel, drool, slobber, salivate, spew, repeat. I’ve seen this before and I’m tired of re-runs.

  • Lakeview Bob

    Again, who care what Kellyanne Cuntway thinks? Not me for damn sure.

  • Bj Lincoln

    This is why I can’t believe her or Drumpf about anything.

  • JCF
  • Piona O.

    There are two alternatives with Conway. Either 1) she’s one of the most cynical human beings who’s ever lived, and she’s deliberately playing with words to try to keep Trump’s followers, and Trump, happy…or 2) she’s fucking insane.