TRAILER: Broadway Bares 2017

Sexy videos alert! Via press release:

Class will be in session this summer at the only college campus where clothing is optional and bodacious burlesque is always in the curriculum. This year’s theme for Broadway Bares is Strip U, an unrivaled evening of seductive striptease production numbers with an academic twist, produced by and benefiting Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS.

Broadway Bares: Strip U (#BroadwayBares) will feature more than 150 of the hottest male and female dancers in New York City sharing their hearts and well-toned bodies with an energetic crowd of thousands. The 90-minute show features Broadway’s most talented movers and shakers in a highly choreographed, highly produced spectacular.

Using the collegiate theme as a jumping off point, Broadway Bares: Strip U combines the winking humor of classic burlesque with today’s pop music to create a truly unparalleled show. Imagine the Broadway Bares take on a science lab exploding with sizzling chemistry or sculpted studs exhibiting model behavior in art class. You could wait to watch highlights online, but there’s nothing like experiencing the live show where anything can happen.

The 27th annual edition of Broadway Bares will take place at New York City’s Hammerstein Ballroom (311 West 34th Street, NYC) at 9:30 pm and midnight on Sunday, June 18th.

Get tickets here!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    These are what Best People are really like.

    There are a couple there I would love to ” give to “.

  • Jonathan Smith
  • JoeMyGod

    At the end of the show all the dancers come out in their skimpiest whatevers so the audience can stuff dollar bills into their wherevers. All tips go to Broadway Cares. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/76a934e41d86ce64716fdf26b5e60e90d477457df1c9d6ede5d15c4b2600850b.jpg

    • Lizard

      Don’t mind me. I promise I’ll clean up the drool.

    • JT

      There are several whatevers I’d like to stuff.

    • Skokieguy [Larry]

      They look so, so… moist?

  • edrex

    have i mentioned how much i love the beach?

  • JoeMyGod
  • JoeMyGod
    • Mordred LeFey

      Jesus Christ that’s hot.

    • JT

      “Here, let me hold your microphone.”

  • JoeMyGod
  • JoeMyGod
  • JoeMyGod
    • JT

      When you wish you could be in two places at the same time.

    • FAEN

      HELLO!

    • FAEN

      Have any with beards?

  • JoeMyGod
  • Mordred LeFey

    It’s times like these when I remember why I’m gay.

    • Lizard

      It’s times like these when I remember why I’m straight. (Female.)

      If you’ll excuse me, I need to put my eyeballs back in my head.

      • Mordred LeFey

        Let us unite, straight women and gay men, and appreciate the attractiveness of the male form!

        • FAEN

          I’ve always thought if the world were run by gay men and straight women it would be an EXPONENTIALLY better place.

          • JCF

            Ahem, like We Angry Dykes are going to permit that? ;-S

            Gotta say, I was in gym today. And in locker room. Thank God I’m a Dyke! [I was very discreet. 😉 ]

          • Phillip in L.A.

            I would definitely want some Angry Dykes running the State, too! Someone needs to keep all the troublemakers in line.

          • Duck

            The majority of my Naval career was under DADT, I learned to see all of one in a lockerroom without actually lowering my eyes below the collar bone.

          • stuckinthewoods

            Very sensible. You were developing your peripheral vision in case they never find a solution for macular degeneration.

        • Zeldacat

          I wish I could give you a million upvotes. Yummmmmm…

  • Tulle Christensen

    Finally something to brighten the overcast day

  • JoeMyGod

    I’ll be at the midnight show with a fat roll of singles. Because tradition.

    • kanehau

      I’m guessing the Midnight show is the final show and you will be taking some cast home?

      • MT YVR

        “Collect the whole set!”

      • JoeMyGod

        I go to the midnight show because Folsom East is earlier that day and totally NOT because it’s the raunchier of the two shows.

        • MT YVR

          Billions wouldn’t believe you… but I will. Also, psst. Your halo is slipping just a bit… right.. yep… right there. THERE ya go.

          • Richard, another Canuck

            That’s not a halo, that’s Joe’s cRing!

          • Feliciajmcelligott

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          • Annaltownsend

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    • bambinoitaliano

      Don’t forget the charger!

    • FAEN

      One of the many reasons we love you matey 😊.

    • Skokieguy [Larry]

      Is that a cellphone charge in your pocket or are you just a huge fan of live theater?

  • kanehau

    Paging Monica… Monica, you are wanted in the lobby.

    • Lizard

      Heh.

  • BobSF_94117

    Oh, dear. It seems terribly tawdry. How much are tickets?

  • JoeMyGod
  • bambinoitaliano
  • Lizard

    This is a good way to end a shitty-ass week.

  • JoeMyGod
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  • Rebecca Gardner

    OT but I’m really pissed off right now.
    https://twitter.com/ajplus/status/875804875094753280

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Once again, the privilege of the state being allowed to murder it’s citizens is affirmed. Disgusting.

    • JCF

      Breathing While Black. “I was afraid for my life!” What kind of psycho cop-killer TELLS you they have a gun? In our criminal justice system, black lives do NOT matter. >:-(

  • Derrick Johns

    All of those buttocks. Oh, well, I honor the female ones too.

    • Lizard

      I’d need a bigger screen to be sure, but I’m 90% that some of those asses are actually defying the laws of physics.

      Of course, further study would be necessary. For science.

  • Jonathan Smith
  • Lars Littlefield

    Looks like a party. Love the naked man bums.

  • Henry Auvil

    Fap fap fap fap fap fap…

    • Jonathan Smith

      Clap,Clap,Clap,Clap,Clap,Clap……
      there. fixed it for you, you perve 🙂

    • bambinoitaliano

      frap frap frap and scone 🙂

      • FAEN

        Which is what you need after all that fapping 😉😏

        • Phillip in L.A.

          Water is better

  • Mordred LeFey

    I want to look like them… but I’m lazy, so I’m stuck with a bear/cub physique.

    • FAEN

      🐻 and cubs can be hot too.

      • Mordred LeFey

        True, but it’s not exactly healthy. I feel self-concious about having a bit of a moob thing going on. :p

        • FAEN

          I’m sorry matey. Change isn’t always easy but most of the time it’s worth it.

  • Acronym Jim

    I can’t believe it. I actually managed to break the pause button on YouTube.

    • bambinoitaliano

      Someone did not knock?

      • Acronym Jim

        Screen grabs, baby, screen grabs.

  • FAEN

    WOOF WOOF WOOF!

    DROOL!

  • David Walker

    Lyrics are dated, but Ms Plimpton can sell a song to mummy. There is an encore.
    https://youtu.be/NckEaVoeAL0?t=4m8s

    • Keiffer

      Originally performed by Elaine Stritch in Pal Joey while being an understudy for Ethel Merman in Call me Madam (who never missed a performance).

  • DaddyRay
  • Jerry

    Damn…won’t be in the city til the 20th. Guess I’ll have to settle for the Adonis boys at Stonewall.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Surprised there are still tickets!

  • TK

    The Skivvies are always a nice time filler between the yearly BB shows

    https://youtu.be/SQeu0GeEZCg

  • worstcultever
  • Phillip in L.A.

    Oh, well, this looks good! Thx Joe!

  • WillMoor

    The guy in the header photo reminds me of Scotty Dynamo.

  • Feliciajmcelligott

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    On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
    !mj181d:
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  • KQCA

    If you want to see the REAL show, visit NYC alone for about a week and purchase a local gym guest 7-day pass. If you’re physically fit, you’re sure to see some eye-popping goings on in the showers.

    I got great show tix, being alone and purchasing just before showtime. At every show, I recognized faces and pecs from the gym shower a couple hours earlier. At one show, I overheard a woman next to me say, “My god, the guys are so handsome, especially the one on the end. I love his voice!” I wanted SOOOO much to say, “That’s nothin’. You ought to hear him when he cums.”