One Million Moms Vs TGI Fridays

Oh brother. Via email from Monica Cole:

TGI Fridays is following a trend in crude commercials. While a few fast food restaurants are cleaning up their ads, TGI Fridays decided to air a commercial that includes foul language while promoting ten dollar endless appetizers.

The newest TGI Fridays commercial says, “To the friends that say hell yeah to happy hour.” They should not use the word hell in an ad. We all know children repeat what they hear.

TGI Fridays’ “hell yeah” ad is irresponsible and offensive. This inappropriate advertisement is airing during primetime on numerous networks when children are likely watching. It is extremely destructive and damaging to impressionable children viewing the commercial.

TAKE ACTION: Please contact TGI Fridays through our website and ask the company to pull the current ad immediately! Also, encourage TGI Fridays to be more responsible in future marketing campaigns. If TGI Fridays wants our business, it must no longer use foul language in its ads.

One Million Moms is an arm of the American Family Association and The Friendly Atheist points us to an AFA headline posted just yesterday.

  • JT

    These crack whores are becoming a caricature of themselves.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      becoming?

      • JT

        It’s ever becoming and iterative.

    • John Calendo

      …becoming?

    • Stubenville

      Maybe The Onion is trolling us?

      • Nowhereman

        Are they still in business? I figured that they would have thrown up their hands by now.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    TGI Fridays puts their burgers on Buns!!!
    I’m going to faint.

    These women are fucking insane.

    • netxtown

      a TOP and a BOTTOM bun!

    • netxtown

      with some hot meat in the middle!

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    • KCMC

      sliders. and everyone swallows.

      • Wait… are you telling me there’s someone who doesn’t … um… hang on, I’m trying to wrap my head around this concept… I can’t … fukkit … LEMME AT ‘EM!! HERESY!! SACRILEGE!!! NO SPITTERS ALLOWED!!!

    • JT

      B-rghers on b-ns and hot d-gs in b-ns! Horror!

      • Lizard

        But can I get a n-de hot d-g?!

        • FAEN

          Fuck yeah to that.

      • Praise Jesus! He and I are now like b-rgh-rs -nd b-ns since I let him come inside me, and he flooded me with his holy spurt.

    • djcoastermark

      Hot toasted buns.

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      I’ve heard rumors that they also serve chicken breasts. Scandalous.

      • Nowhereman

        And what exactly are “tenders”, anyway?…

        • Mikey

          it’s a bit like chicken hoohoos.

          • ClevelandJim

            lmao

        • John

          The poultry version of mountain oysters????? LOL

          • Nowhereman

            I’ve seen Rocky Mountain oysters, but never a rooster’s.

      • JDS

        They will get the vapours.

      • FAEN

        Is it covered with a bra?

    • John

      I suspect the problem is they are insane because there is no f**king in their lives. Maybe???

    • Bob Conti

      I believe they spell that B*ns!!!

    • Marti386

      I suspect there are actually very few women in the Million Moms.

    • Octoberfurst

      Obviously. These pearl clutching puritans are almost cartoonish. It seems like everything upsets them.I feel sorry for their spouses. I am sure these “One Million Moms” types are just loads of fun in bed! I’ll bet the deed is always done with the lights out, under the covers, missionary position only and the wife is crying the whole time and begging Jesus to forgive her. They seriously need to get a life.

      • Galvestonian

        No it’s done under a sheet with a hole cut in the appropriate place so as to procreate. Praise Jeebus.!!!

        • Octoberfurst

          You’re right. The way I visualized it was way too wild for them.

    • Nah, they’re just insane. I don’t think anyone would wanna fuck one of these females.

    • Ray Taylor

      Don’t forget the cheese!

      • Anastasia Beaverhousen

        And they have condom-mints.

    • Thorn Spike

      Yes, she is.

    • Skokieguy [Larry]

      Please! Children could be reading this. I believe you meant to say “B*ns”

    • JWC

      If they are really women

  • safari

    I hope she starts attacking churches who say that people are going to h-ll.

    • JT

      Censor the bahbel.

  • Karl Dubhe

    I learned to swear in 1st grade, at a Catholic School.

    The mother’s are smoking better weed than I.

    • Lars Littlefield

      I was five. In Sunday bible school. A fellow five year-old whispered “Q: Why could Jesus walk on water? A: Because shit floats.” I couldn’t stop laughing. I laughed so hard I was dragged out of Sunday school class. The teacher tried forcing me to explain why I was laughing so hard. It just made me laugh harder. For weeks afterwards I would break out in giggles whenever I remembered that joke. As for learning bad words, shit was a term with which I was very familiar. It was my family’s go-to all around exclamation for being frustrated.

      • BearEyes

        Because shit floats
        damn that’s funny!

      • j.martindale

        As a Jesuit all boys prep school graduate, I share the benefits of Catholic education. No one swears like graduates from Loyola Academy.

      • Lizard

        “Because shit floats.”

        I like this kid.

  • Acronym Jim

    Ooh! It looks like we’ve found a winner for Sam Handwich’s new round Twitter avatar.

  • Tomcat

    Come on moms get a life and stop crabbing.

  • kirtanloorii

    Hail to the Satan.

  • Tomcat

    Yet they support trump. Go figure.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    AHHHHHHH, Hamburgers….Run for the hills. Hey Donald, I think I found the pussies you’ve been looking for. Dear sweet fake jesus on a stick, talk about desperately trying to remain even remotely relevant…oh wait, they’re not.

  • safari
    • AmeriCanadian

      Absolutely LOVED that movie! I could not stop laughing…hysterically.

  • Karl Dubhe

    Awww, the AFA doesn’t let you post things if you don’t agree with them.

  • Lazycrockett

    Hell is probably the nicest word that comes out of my mouth.

  • RJ (TO)

    Sweet fuck, the fucking word is in the BIBLE. Y’ know, that book people like her want to force into all the public schools for kids to read?

  • licuado de platano

    The colors, consistency, and flavors of that wing-burger combo sauces makes my stomach growl. There’s probably an acre worth of HFCS corn in that photo.

  • grada3784

    Dr. Sylvester Graham lives.

  • kirtanloorii
    • Gigi

      I was banned from there ages ago.

      • kirtanloorii

        Congrats!

    • Lizard

      Wait, is this about Scott Lively? The guy charged with crimes against humanity for his role in the slaughter of innocent gay people in Uganda?

      “Frivolous”?!

    • You’ve won your badge of honor, dear!

  • safari

    It must be hard to get turned on by everything one sees on tv.

  • SnowFlake

    I only go there to drink…the food is just awful

  • Gay Fordham Prep Grad

    Are we sure the million mom organization is not just the ladies auxiliary of Bill Donohue’s Catholic League?

    • djcoastermark

      I’m not sure if it’s just not billy himself, or just another name AFA uses to boost their appearances.

  • CJakes ™

    Hell no, I’m not fucking offended! They need a life other than church and uh…more church.

  • Gigi

    When I was a kid my christian friends weren’t allowed to watch television, go to the movie theatre or listen to the radio. The only music they could listen to was christian “music.” Cole and her coven of angry, sexually frustrated soccer moms should be sending their kids to bible study, not letting them watch tv.

    • Lazycrockett

      It was a argument between my nephew and niece and their parents to be able to see the Harry Potter movies. Thankfully the kids won.

  • Lazycrockett
    • HOAX!!! FAKE NEWS!!! CLIMATE CHANGE ISN’T REAL!!!111!!!!!!1!!

      • edrex

        and neither is the coal market, evidently.

    • SoCalGal20

      Excellent news!!!

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      Dagnabbit, and I just replaced my wood burning stove with this fancy coal-fired model. Now how am I going to make my flapjacks and fricassees?

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5f049d5c6f72ba51d20d291aa9cb45980221b53d7f446a2a510e183096307cde.jpg

      • Stubenville

        You’ll just have to buy one of those newfangled electric “hotplates.”

        • That_Looks_Delicious

          I would be like Eva Gabor in Green Acres. “Oliver, fix the electricical.”

          • Stubenville

            Wearing a crisply-ironed men’s shirt, capris and about $5 million in bling. Gawd, I adored her!

          • Nowhereman

            I’ll be damned! All this time I thought it was Zsa Zsa on Green Acres!

      • Melania can cook hotcakes on that stove! https://youtu.be/d6DBMxYTT4Y

        • BJORN RAGNVALDR

          Ha, directed by Dick Bare.

        • Acronym Jim

          Love the Calamine Pink kitchen appliances.

        • John

          I strongly suspect she can’t even boil water. If she can, she probably burns it. LOL

      • another_steve

        Love to you for “fricassees,” TLD.

        I’ve conducted a scientific survey and have determined that exactly 1.4 percent of people under the age of 50 know what a “fricassee” is.

        • safari

          Bugs Bunny said it once.

          • Todd20036

            Also, the baby chicken hawk said he’d fricassee the loser.

      • Bob Conti

        While growing up in Maine, I actually was in some camps that still used these puppies, well, oil-fired versions. A great-uncle had one in his, and would wake us all up in the morning by rattling the stove lids.

    • KevInPDX

      Just holding up a coal train dock replacement proposed project on the Columbia River due to environmental review caused the coal market tonnage price to plunge further and make 4 of the 5 export site proposals in OR and WA financially untenable 🙂

      • stuckinthewoods

        I’ve read that coal and associated markets will take a sudden plunge as investment money abandons them even before coal has stopped being used for power. Investors will realize they must get out before their stake loses value…the market will totter, and then plunge. That’s another reason why coal jobs aren’t coming back.
        That recently ballyhooed PA mine that expanded has a seam of special-use coal, not the general kind burned for power generation.

    • lymis

      Except in the US, since we won’t be spending money to develop those unAmerican resources.

    • Eric Trump looks so friggin stupid he looks at this and thinks “is this a possible location for our new 3-star hotel chain? Ivanka, what shampoo products do we stock here?”

  • Judas Peckerwood

    Jeez, they say “hell” all the time in churches. Better shut those suckers down, or at least keep the kids out!

    • Gianni

      Don’t evangelical squawkers often preach about ‘Hell and Damnation’? Well, hell yeah they do!

    • Nowhereman

      They talk about fornicators and jezebels all the time, too.

    • cleos_mom

      And their sacred book talks about nekkidness.

  • Stev84

    But teaching children about eternal torture in hell is awesome

  • Lars Littlefield

    There are a lot of good reasons not to eat at a TGIF. Use of the word Hell is not one of them.

    • Stubenville

      But if it really pisses off the Mouldy Moms, you’ll join me, right?

      • Lars Littlefield

        Yeah. As long as I stick to drinking bloody marys it might not be too bad. At least your company will make up for a load of bad vibes.

  • Lazycrockett
    • BearEyes

      NBC evening new just reported the collision and injuries – they didn’t mention any unaccounted for – fake news?

  • olandp

    God damn, that is one tightly wrapped woman. Loosen up Monica, you might like it.

  • SoCalGal20

    16 patient advocacy groups requested -and were denied – a meeting with Turtle to discuss AHCA.

    https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/875833985506705408

    • Tomcat

      The media needs to really push the facts of how republicans are pushing their bill through secretly, or trying to.

  • j.martindale

    I would prefer “F*ck, yeah,” myself. Does that work, Momses?

  • safari

    Is anyone else just waiting for a Friday night breaking news event?

    • Lizard

      Yes.

    • Lizard

      And I’ve got wine.

  • safari

    I know the feeling, Donald. I know the feeling.
    https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/875847063598247936

  • pch1013

    Oh, piss off you cunt-shit motherfucking cocksuckers. And tits.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbZhpf3sQxQ

    • Mike_in_the_Tundra

      This made me think of the time Stephen Colbert interviewed Carol Burnett on one of the last “Colbert Report”. They ended up seeing who could work “fuck” into the interview the most. Since I have always thought of Burnett as being pretty straight laced, I found it hilarious.

      • BJORN RAGNVALDR

        Ms. Burnett is not now, nor has ever been straight laced. Hence, I’ve always loved her.

  • Rebecca Gardner
    • Stubenville

      But will Keebler rehire him to work at the hollow tree?

    • safari

      Ah, but was it part of his usual senatorial grifting responsibilities?

  • another_steve

    Has anyone here ever had TGI Friday’s Jack Daniels Burger?

    So I ask you: One Million Moms against that boy?

    Forget about it.

  • Stubenville

    War, poverty, hunger, illiteracy. So glad we took care of all those so these Stepford Wives can concentrate on the REALLY IMPORTANT STUFF.

    /sarcasm

    I think I’m going to get a drink. Hell yeah.

  • KevInPDX

    They didn’t say “fuck yeah”! What is the problemo?

  • There was a time when this crowd actually had some influence. Not that much but they could spook advertisers. In 1990 the show thirtysomething ran an episode (the one with two guys in bed talking presumably after sex in which the sheets didn’t even get rumpled LOL) with about half the ad time filled with PSAs because these nuts had spooked advertisers. They don’t have that kind of clout any more because 1) their boycotts don’t adversely affect business and 2) like the super-strict PC crowd, there is NO making this bunch happy. You are not going to be up to their standards so why even bother. They aren’t a core demographic anyway so why bother. And once they figure that you can’t impact their bottom line, you may as well pack up and go home.

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    LOL, don’t they teach their children about hell? Here’s an idea; TURN OFF THE TV!

  • HZ81

    Last pants-shitting ragegasm these folks had, they protected kids from reading the word n_dity, spelling it just that way.

    But saying HELL is okay? HELL!?!?!

    I am disgusted by their lax morals. One-thousand lashes tonight!

    • Lizard

      No, no, no. “Hell” is perfectly acceptable when trying to frighten impressionable children into obedience. Casual, harmless usage is what’s unacceptable!

  • safari
  • Rebecca Gardner
    • safari

      His lawyer is also Comey’s daughter’s godfather. I’m not sure that means anything, but it is amusing.

  • Nick in Pasadena

    So good to hear about people spending so much time and money to address society’s most pressing problems. /s

  • marshlc

    Is it just me, or does that photo look really unappetizing?

    • safari

      It’s the oily shine.

      • marshlc

        Yeah, I think that’s it. And the “non food” appearance of the cheesy-ish glop on the burger, and whatever that is sitting on top of the burger – are those wings? I can smell the cheap artificial seasonings from here.

    • Natty Enquirer

      It does if you have a more-than-40-year-old stomach.

    • safari

      The “brandeating” blog says they have a new burger with a pork rind accouterments in development.

      • marshlc

        Nobody likes pork rind more than me, but that just seems wrong.

  • TampaDink

    Sorry Monica, they only used Hell because the FCC prevents airing “To the friends that say FUCK yeah to happy hour.”

  • SoCalGal20
    • Natty Enquirer

      Being President is good for the bottom line.

    • Stubenville

      Some of those interest rates don’t look so great, either.

    • Stogiebear

      Emoluments? What emoluments?

  • TGI Fridays should consider the following commercial. A bunch of angry, Republican looking protesting housewives with helmet hair storm into a TGIF location with protest signs — and see attractive people hanging outat the bar drinking beer with someone saying — DID YOU SAY HELL! YES! WE ARE HAVING A HELL OF A GREAT TIME AT TGI FRIDAYS – showing the same women dumping their signs and stripping off their jackets as some gorgeous hunky black and latino guys boogie up to them– with some gay and lesbian couples making out in the corners. Then the Voice over announcer can say ASK ABOUT OUR MILLION MOM SPECIAL — OPEN TO ALL AMERICANS THROUGH JULY 4 WEEKEND! AND REMEMBER TO THANK GOD ITS FRIDAYs!! With emphasis on the world GOD as fireworks go off. And some incredibly hot black guy has his shirt ripped off as some blond million dollar mom has her hands on his washboard abs. They will make a FORTUNE believe me.

  • SoCalGal20

    Would it have been ok if they’d said “H-E-double hockey sticks”?

    • TrollopeReader

      NO !!!

  • Natty Enquirer
  • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

    But, do Colonel Sanders commercials include “Fowl Language?”

  • SoCalGal20

    I’m sorry, I know it’s serious but I can’t help laughing at the idea of Trump being so mad he’s yelling at tvs in the West Wing.

    https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/875847063598247936

  • djcoastermark

    Shouldn’t they be more obsessed with the fat and calorie contents of those “meals” ? A slice of tomato and a leaf of lettuce does not constitute a serving of veggie tables.

    • safari

      The ketchup might round it up, though.

      • djcoastermark

        Oh yes, and a serving of Whole Grains mustard for fiber.

  • Nowhereman

    I feel sorry for their children. I hope they are able to get counseling under Trumpcare.

    • OdieDenCO

      monica is a preexisting condition

  • safari
    • Nowhereman

      Sounds like some of the republicans have gotten through to him that the optics of his exhorbitantly expensive weekly trips to maralago or other Trump properties are really bad for congress while they are slashing and burning through the programs to help the least of us.

      • greenmanTN

        Honestly I don’t think he cares. Since he was in Miami, which is just a hop, skip, and another $3,000,000 charge to taxpayers I was assuming another Mary Lladro weekend.

    • Stogiebear

      Scoping it out to sell it.

      • Anastasia Beaverhousen

        No, he’ll be turning it into Camp David Miralago.

    • Henry Auvil

      I hope Ghoul Melania gets bedbugs.

      • Stogiebear

        Millions … and … millions … of them!

      • Todd20036

        What did bedbugs ever do to deserve that?

    • Todd20036

      Big fucking whoop.

      Trump goes on vacation every fucking weekend, and the Nazis don’t give a shit.

  • Leo

    O/T. So Scott Pelley’s departing statement tonight was dignified I guess. Anthony Mason replacing him isn’t going to do a thing.

    • Lars Littlefield

      Scott Pelly is leaving the anchor seat of CBS Evening News? Great! Wonderful! Don’t be teasing me, now, I can’t survive that.

  • TrollopeReader

    well, i guess ”cuz it’s cable news” .. i hear pundits and anchors …what the hell? boy, is he pissed off, etc etc ….even on some npr news shows. Does Mother (Pence’s wife) know how Donald yells and screams???

  • bkmn
  • Henry Auvil

    My guess is that TGI Fridays does not give a fuck about your business, bitch. You probably feed your children TV dinners. You really, really need to get a life.

    • bkmn

      I have a feeling Kraft Mac&Cheese is beyond OMM’s capabilities. More like OMM and Brian Brown vie for the first spot in the Burger King drivethru.

      • safari

        Kraft did take on a Canadian who posted that those push tabs on their Mac and Cheese boxes are lies. (Mostly in jest — they said they are sufficient to keep product integrity or some nonsense.)

  • Cuberly

    So after each tantrum is he hiring yet another lawyer? This makes 4.

    https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/875851502140751872

    • safari

      This one actually has experience lawyering politicians.

      • Cuberly

        His lawyers are probably wanting more lawyers so they have witnesses for when Donnie changes his tune from day to day. That is his pattern.

    • coram nobis

      One for each day of the week, would be my advice.

    • bkmn

      I’ve got $20 that says he won’t listen to this lawyer either. He will be on twitter by morning again, which any lawyer worth the money would tell him to stop tweeting yesterday.

  • coram nobis

    Those moms should hear what middle-school kids say. “Hell yeah” would be mild.

    Might be time for a revival of the play “Give ‘Em Hell, Harry.”

    • safari

      I’m reminded of the early ’90s when I encountered a young man sulkingly wearing a t-shirt that had something Bart Simpson’s likeness was saying duct taped out.

      • coram nobis

        Probably his mom thought “Don’t have a COW, man,” either referred to sex with animals or with cowboys.

    • Cuberly

      Um, the things I hear from kids from all ages, while riding the bus….yeah. Monica would pass the fuck out.

  • SoCalGal20

    Mueller has 13 lawyers on his team right now and more are in the pipeline!!!

    https://twitter.com/politico/status/875852769109868545

    • worstcultever

      I SO hope Preet is in the pipeline!

      • doninkansas

        I am hoping Ryan, Yurtle the Turtle and numerous other GOP assholes are snared in it too. love to see the whole GOP congress go down!

        • Ray Taylor

          Ryan is going down too, big time $20,000,000.00.
          https://twitter.com/funder/status/875181281767829505

        • Marty Eble

          “Not all those who are fighting
          these activities are “anti-religious activists ” many are believers who
          hate seeing religious activities being misused as a political tool. We
          do not think it is right for anyone to be coerced into having to listen
          to anyone’s religious ravings in order to take part in public government
          spaces.”

          Since the Supreme Court opens each session with “God save this honorable court”, do prepare to be disappointed.

      • Adam King

        That would be some damn poetic hiring.

      • OdieDenCO

        I like the way you think

    • DaddyRay

      He is going to need an army to go through everything related to tRump

      • worstcultever

        Srsly. The web of criminality is vast and dense.

      • Adam King

        He should invest in some riot gear and a couple armored vehicles. Clean out that crime-ridden neighborhood.

  • Sam_Handwich

    the only rational reason to boycott TGIF is the food

    😀

    • safari

      I’m reminded of the time my family was at Apple Bee’s and my father tried to order the fish and chips. He was told that would be a mistake by the waitress.

      • Sam_Handwich

        on the odd occasion i’ve had a similar experience, the tip has gone up 10%

      • Anastasia Beaverhousen

        Craplebee’s. Ugh.

      • Jerry

        I’ve only eaten there once…I did find the margaritas tolerable, which helped me ignore the food.

    • Adam King

      I’ve never been, because I found the name unbearably stupid.

      • safari

        The one that we had here in town was once a Playboy Club.

      • Lars Littlefield

        I was herded into one at the Atlanta Underground in 1991. The obsequious wait staff almost gave me diabetes. The food was foul. The beer was expensive. I’ve had no reason to return to one since.

        • Dazzer

          There’s one in central London and it’s unbelievably awful.

          I went there once to check it out when it was new, and was then forced for professional reasons to go another two times.

          Initially, I thought the bar men were just young, dum and full of cum, then I realised they weren’t a goofy comedy act and were actually the worst bar tenders in London.

          And I’m pretty sure they were stuffing socks down their Y-fronts.

          I won’t even get onto the food.

  • Leo

    Grain of salt. Believe what you want. I’m getting a cocktail. *Jumps and claps*

    • safari

      An angry drunk physically threatens people?

    • worstcultever

      Would not surprise me at all if true. He’s a domestic abuser and general POS

      • Leo

        O_O

        • safari

          I don’t have a hard time seeing Steve Bannon blocking a doorway.

        • Karl Dubhe

          At least he doesn’t need to be impeached…

          When do the red and blue lights flash outside of the man’s house?

    • coram nobis

      As in, false imprisonment? Felony. Probably other charges as well.

  • Cuberly

    Wow, thats’ a really disappointing entry in Monica’s Pervy COSPlay FanFic. Where’s the godd**n f*cking asterisks and the provocative play by play? How’s she gonna get all 10 of her million Mom’s hot and bothered with this pale entry? Sad.

  • Dejerrity

    These ladies need to take a Valium like real moms do.

    • safari

      V-l–ms.

    • Mike_in_the_Tundra

      They probably need to get laid.

    • worstcultever

      Or whatever the tranq of choice was for ’50s housewives – can’t think of the name right now

      • Lars Littlefield

        Librium? There was also a great tranq/speed combo that was sublime. It was a tan and beige wafer tablet. Made you perky and tranquil all at once. I’d love to get my hands on some of those. Sadly, they no longer make them.

        Edit: Dexamyl. That’s what it was. Great stuff. A combination of amobarbital and dextroamphetamine. Fabulous stuff. One had a great sense of equanimity while being sharp as a tack with no residual anxiety. Sadly, MAO inhibitors and trycyclics replaced it. Sigh.

      • Hue-Man

        Mother’s Little Helpers!

      • coram nobis

        Miltown?

        • Lars Littlefield

          Could be. However, the major side affect of Miltown is reduced or non existent libido. A romantic acquaintance of mine was taking it and although he could keep it up for hours on end (once we got it up) he never could climax.

        • Stubenville

          Also Equanil and Reserpine, but Miltown was the original Mother’s Little Helper.

      • Dejerrity

        Gin.

      • Dejerrity

        Gin.

  • Henry Auvil
    • Lars Littlefield

      I have a sudden renewed respect for the Lapone.

    • worstcultever

      This can’t be posted enough. There’s also one or two others where she is similarly scathing. Miss Patti has zero fucks to give, and the world needs more of it.

      • coram nobis

        And Million Moms are probably deserving of this salvo from Ms. LuPone, entirely on point here.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTsuK_HGFJg

        • Stubenville

          Why is Patti annunciating the words so oddly? I much prefer Elaine Stritch’s raw, gravelly version.

          https://youtu.be/virv-1o2KjE

          • coram nobis

            That was Elaine Stritch’s definitive version. Ms. LuPone is trying her own, and it’s worth noting that the character has had a few vodka stingers, hence the enunciation.

  • SoCalGal20

    So will Mueller have to investigate this too?

    https://twitter.com/khanoisseur/status/875805574759370754

    • Blake J Butler

      I have proper punishment for Rubio. For the rest of his life. The shell of a man.

      https://media.giphy.com/media/EuhidVsRs4g5a/giphy.gif

    • Cuberly

      Rubio is full of shit. The ‘funding the military” accusations are just a smoke screen. Airbnb issued a report on the number of rentals PAID DIRECTLY to those offering rooms or homes for rent….

      “The company has touted its success on the island. Two weeks ago, it released a report saying $40 million had been paid for rentals over the past two years. An average of 70,000 Airbnb guests were arriving on the island every month, and the report noted the service’s popularity among US visitors specifically. “In 2017 so far, Cuba has been the 9th most popular destination country on Airbnb for US travelers, more than Australia, Germany, the Netherlands or Thailand,” the report said.”

      https://www.theverge.com/2017/6/16/15822112/trump-cuba-policy-travel-airbnb

      On PBS, the World, they’ve already interviewed Cuban’s in Cuba re; the change in policy and across the board they all said that opening relations had made a definite improvement in their lives.

      This is to appease exiled hard liners, full stop.

      To say this is a response to human rights violations is utterly despicable. Here Donnie travels to a country MUCH worse than Cuba when it comes to human rights violations and all he did was fiddle with his balls. What an asshole.

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/110bdb65ace9efec2769feea54742f1906cd9ed09729948cd3435dc24b87d1b0.png

  • Larry in Oklahoma

    I don’t hear “hell yeah” very much in everyday language. What I hear is F*ck yeah. And if I’m hearing it, the kids are hearing it. AND saying it.

  • Michael R
    • worstcultever

      bitingly funny

  • bambinoitaliano

    Pfffft because hell is the worst word they learn at home watching TV. Their children repeating words from daddies and mommies cussing at each other or worse making derogatory remarks on the minorities at home are totally fine. Eye-rolled.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    OT – This is a *crazy* read. Trump may be planning on skipping 5 people down on the DOJ list. After Sessions and Rosenstein, and after having fired Sally Yates, would be Rachel Brand, who is by all accounts competent and highly regarded, so she would probably be Trump’s next victim, and then after Brand comes Obama appointee Dana Boente, who is exactly whom Trump has been desperately trying to avoid since he got inaugurated.

    And Republicans would say, “This is fine. Totally normal. Nothing to see here. Move along folks.”

    https://twitter.com/politico/status/875850261566296064

    • Basically a not-so-slow-motion Saturday Night Massacre.

    • SoCalGal20

      Rs aren’t done taking healthcare away from Americans and killing people yet, so they won’t care. They’ll get to it after they pass more tax breaks and gut healthcare. /s

  • jonfromcalifornia

    These people really have nothing else better to do with their time. All this pearl clutching over some stupid word, that’s remotely even vulgar. These Evangelicals have too much time on their hands.

    • bambinoitaliano

      Too much money to grift. They have to pretend their irrelevant lip service looks like real work.

      • djcoastermark

        * not enough money to grift, hence the constant money beg.

      • -M-

        Just a subproject of the AFA.

  • Wait whut? I thought HELL was what children were threatened with by these fundies in order to coerce good behavior?

    As a good little Catholic, I received 1st Communion when I was around seven years old, and told in order to do that, I had to go to Confession. And the whole point of that was I had to confess all the times I’d done bad things or else I’d be committing a Mortal Sin. And it was drilled into us little tykes, if we had a Mortal Sin on our soul when we died, it was off to HELL for us, to be tortured forever and ever.

    • Or is ‘One Million Moms’ (sic) problem the fact “Hell yeah” is being used as an exclamation of approval and not as a terroristic threat to compel obedience and good behavior?

    • worstcultever

      they’re not against the word itself – only the use of it in fun rather than using it to terrify and abuse children

    • djcoastermark

      And there was also “confirmation” where one had to pick a confirmation name,(which I still haven’t figured out the purpose of that one) and scapulas and slobbering on the bishops ring. Oy, what weirdness it was/is.

      • Oddly enough, I was baptized Orthodox, which has a practice of confirming at the same time. That was the one part of Sunday School I got to sit out.

  • SoCalGal20

    USS Fitzgerald and a Japanese merchant ship collided. The Fitzgerald is apparently badly damaged and I saw one report saying it was taking on water. 7 sailors are missing.

    https://twitter.com/us7thfleet/status/875815071653310464

    • TampaDink

      Who will hair furor blame? Hillary or Barack?

      • SoCalGal20

        I suppose he’ll blame Japan since the ship collided with a Japanese merchant vessel.

        • Jonathan Smith

          Nope. All Obummers fault. /s

        • TampaDink

          But he will forgive them if they invited him for an official visit & give him lots of presents….like bargain prime real estate.

      • JWC

        coveriimg all basis both

        • TampaDink

          Either way, he’s probably just glad for any news that takes the attention away from the investigations into his dirty dealing with Vlad….until he goes off on another twitter tantrum whining about the investigations.

          • JWC

            well tis friday So Twit and Twat aren’t on Daddy duty tonight

          • TampaDink

            Maybe Mel is in charge of Twitler’s phone.

          • JWC

            Hehe doubt it somehow

          • TampaDink

            Me too. But someone needs to supervise him.

          • JWC

            As all 5 y/o do

          • TampaDink

            True. In a way, I’m hoping that they never manage to get him to stop tweeting…the self-inflicted injuries that result will serve to advance his great fall from power.

          • JWC

            He won’t Donny just can’t get his head around that he can’t control the country and people won’t do as he demand He was the one who said we would run the country like a business. Hey Donny how’s that working for you

          • TampaDink

            It is so disturbing that millions of people ignored his track record of failures & voted for him anyway.

          • JWC

            They all thot and most still do that he speaks directly to and for them They will be the most dangerous when they realize

          • TampaDink

            They will. No matter what happens, his base will blame everyone but him or themselves.

          • JWC

            I think Mellies move was nothing more than political pressure She has had the smarts to be so distant from # 45 She definetly is avoiding complicancy

          • TampaDink

            I’m sure that his tantrums are nothing new to her & the kid and I still think that she will find some reason to move back to the tower before the new school year begins.

          • JWC

            Well with Donny in Prison the poor girl and kid have to love somewhere

          • TampaDink

            True. I hope that Jared is sent to a different prison than his father-in-law. It will torment Ivanka about where to go for conjugal visits.

          • JWC

            Time will tell

          • TampaDink

            It always does.

          • JWC

            building dinner enjoy R&L

          • TampaDink

            I did. Tonight’s presentation of “All the President’s Men Revisited”.

          • JWC

            Yes will download it should be good

          • TampaDink

            I’m sure it will be…and somehow I’ve never seen the movie.

          • JWC

            I have, it was good and the parallels are “wow”

          • TampaDink

            So it seems from Rachel & Lawrence’s discussion.

          • JWC

            just set it for down load

          • TampaDink

            I think that I found it already on Youtube.
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo7KWzOgnf8
            Oops. I was wrong. I just noticed that this is from 5 yrs ago and was uploaded in Feb. 2016.

          • JWC

            a new Randy Rainbow on Towleroad

          • TampaDink

            It showed up in my favorites feed on youtube yesterday. I love it.

          • JWC

            He is talented

          • TampaDink

            Extremely….and not too hard on the eyes too.

          • JWC

            Quiet grey day here enjoy R&L

    • coram nobis

      Vessel heading to Yokosuka, with Japanese coast guard in attendance, according to 7th Fleet.

      https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jun/16/us-navy-destroyer-collides-ship-japan

    • Cuberly

      Supposedly damaged below waterline, can see the pumps at work.

      https://twitter.com/StratSentinel/status/875832687721885697

  • margaretpoa

    Really??? They’re upset about “Hell yeah”? These people are just trolling us now. I’m certain that right now they are in their members only safe internet space, laughing their asses off.

  • SoCalGal20

    Watch this 45 second video of Philando Castile’s mom after the verdict acquitting the cop who murdered him. Powerful. And heartbreaking.

    https://twitter.com/deray/status/875846478153076736

    • Sam_Handwich

      i watched it live. so infuriating

      • SoCalGal20

        Anybody who says there’s nothing wrong with the way police and the justice system treat PoC, particularly black men, is either ignorant (willfully or otherwise) or a bigot. Also, there is something very wrong about police murdering ANYBODY and getting a pass. Every fucking time. No accountability for their actions whatsoever. It’s infuriating.

        • Lazycrockett

          Sessions is ordering dessert tonight.

          • djcoastermark

            Double order at that.

          • Lazycrockett

            Hell he’s picking up the tab.

        • TuuxKabin

          So many ^’s on that. Way more than I can count. Thank you.

    • Sam_Handwich

      his sister spoke, too. heartbreaking

    • bambinoitaliano

      Black Lives Don’t Matter.

    • djcoastermark

      I debated watching. I did, it is a warning and disturbing. Why, why, in this day and age, in this land of ours, are we still having to deal with this , and when will it end?

  • Jonathan Smith

    Soooooo……the only thing they HAVEN’T come out against is the Pussy-Grabber in Cheif?
    Oh. Hell.

  • Cuberly
  • “Will You Cower Before The Lies Of Hell?”

    Sister! Sister! They said HELL!! Sister Benedict Mary! Sister! They said HELL! They have sinned against Modesty, Prudence and Propriety! They said HELL! Ouch!! Stop hitting me with the ruler, you BITCH! They said it, not me! Ouch! You sadistic psycho! It was them, not… OUCH!!

  • Lazycrockett

    https://twitter.com/ForeignPolicy/status/875860876435345409

    Why the F is anyone Flynn hired still working??

  • DaddyRay
  • KaBoomBOX

    I Just Rolled My Eyes So Hard, I Saw My Brain

    • TuuxKabin

      I did a back flip.

  • 2guysnamedjoe

    Dear One Million Moms,
    For those few among you who are actual mothers with actual maternal instincts, may I suggest you redirect your attention and resources away from the stupid shit on your TV, and instead towards, like, ya know, real children. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/10000-refugee-children-fleeing-isis-7284583

  • Frostbite

    If she would just go live in a cave and pull the boulder up behind her she would never have to deal with the icky world again!

  • -M-

    Have fun storming the castle, “ladies”.

  • Ben in Oakland

    Hell is apparently a swear word unless Good Christians (TM) use it to damn people. But, it’s in God’s holy word, sop how could it be a swear word?
    These fundamentalists sure put both the fun and the mental in their religion. They sure don’t make any sense.

  • caphillprof

    1MM are bullies, none of whom go to TGIFridays.

  • katkelly57

    One Million Moms…get the fucking hell outta here!

    Go clutch your pearls over something that really matters….like police killing kids, pedophiles in your churches, your kids on hard drugs, your kids getting preggers, ‘cos we all know they’re virgins, pffft.

    There is an endless list of things you pious putas should be addressing.
    This kinda shit gets my BP up and makes me wanna punch them in the throat.

    • NowAnAgnostic

      One Million Pius Putas does have a delightful ring to it.

      • katkelly57

        That’s the name of my new band.

  • secretlab

    AFA thinks it owns Hell. They certainly do own it, every day.

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    H E double hockey sticks… this is much more important than taking care of the sick and poor…. America… fudge yeah!

  • Jack

    What the hell is her problem?

  • fuzzybits
  • ByronK

    Hell, women, buy some fucking vibrators and get the hell off the internet. You’re all going to hell anyways and most people don’t give a flying fuck what the hell you’re protesting about because, hell, you’re all fucking insane and could vacuum the entire house by spreading your knees. So go to hell. Hell, ya!

    • JWC

      If. All they have to worry about is a “he’ll” in a commercial Worry about the Asshole in th WH

  • Silver Badger

    How dare this bitch tell me what I can or can’t watch on TV. Her impressionable children can already out swear your average truck drive and she has no right to tell how I should live my life or what I should be allowed to view. If the language upsets her, turn the fucking thing off.

  • dcurlee

    These nut jobs don’t eat out anyhow. Someone might say something to offend their ears. Oh I take it back they love some Chic Fil A

    • M Jackson

      Chik-fillet takes white families’ SNAP cards now? I did not know that.

  • Piona O.

    I’m surprised she could type the word “hell” rather than “h*ll”.

    • M Jackson

      baby steps

  • Keith

    When they start to sell donkey penis in a bun they might have a point.

  • nipper

    Again?

  • Mickey Bitsko

    One Gazillion Trillion Bazillion Sensitive Snowflakes are too stupid to ever learn the lesson that the Vatican learned decades ago from banning their parishioners from attending Fellini, Pasolini, Rossellini and so many others’ movies: that all such attempts at censorship inevitably backfired and only gave free publicity to and increased the ticket sales of the films of those great artists.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/03ab1e65f6e780437c80d283ef83816ae697f31a6b4d36f692f16bb2eb28f1a6.jpg

    “That’s life.”

  • Jeff Breeze

    these bitches really need new hobbies.

  • Tor

    Thirty years ago: remember Wendy’s “hot and juicy?”

    • Reality.Bites

      The real question is does anyone remember Monica’s hot and juicy?

      • Bad Tom

        Even Monica does not remember that.
        Which is why she is so angry all the time.

  • Talisman

    Hell, yeah!

  • Treant

    Fuck yes, “Hell yes” should be banned.

  • MBear

    No one of import enjoys TGIFridays.
    Carry on.
    /s

  • tim870

    How come she can spell hell but not s*x? And isn’t she just as bad as TGIFridays since she posted it on the internet? But I’m sure she thinks most parents have strict blockers on their computers and that the sweet little darlings have no idea or desire to work around said blocks.

  • Chris Gardner

    They said “hell yeah” in a commercial? I’m shocked. What the fuck were they thinking?!

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Who the fuck knows?

  • M Jackson
  • ceeenbee

    Hell yeah I’ll boycott!!!

    /s

  • Franciscan

    Obviously the One Meagre Mom org. wants us to reserve the word Hell for stern lectures on what will happen to children if they don’t behave. Associating it with hamburgers just takes the stuffing out of it.

    • Reality.Bites

      imagine if they tried associating with turkey

  • Nelson Kerr

    How muc do the monm charge the people they ” attack ” for the publicly work

  • jpinphx

    Can I just ask? where do ‘one million mom’s actually shop or eat today? Seriously?

    • Reality.Bites

      nowhere. they don’t exist. OMM is NOT an organization and there is no way to become a member.

      Or should I say m*mb*r

  • SDG

    Oh America… such Puritans. In my country they don’t even bleep FUCK on TV.

  • Harveyrabbit
  • fahvel

    don’t eat their sht! as a matter of fact americans, learn to eat where people make the food in their own small establishments and strive to destroy the mega grease industry.

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  • david fairfield

    They’re really reaching aren’t they? Good grief.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Hell yeah!

  • Must have been a slow week for smut on TV.

  • anne marie in philly

    hey one miserable mom – GO TO HELL, BITCH!

  • HeyYouKidsGetOffMyLawn

    Doesn’t this bitch have ANYTHING better to do?

  • mark99k

    They must be drunk — there isn’t a single word with their trademark scared-of-the-world hyphens in it to blank out godless thoughts.

  • goofy_joe

    I try and get into the minds of people who disagree with me, but these people’s minds scare me.

  • Lee Grupsmith-Pedersen

    Never seen a TGI Fridays ad. Now we have to go to one ASAP. Why do OMM hate casual dining?

  • Sporkfighter

    “One Million Moms is an arm wart on the tumor that is the of the American Family Association…”

    Corrected.

  • KnownDonorDad

    This is outrageous! Monica Cole didn’t censor the word “hell”? What’s the world coming to?

    • Bj Lincoln

      She should have spelled it ‘h*ll’. They always leave out vowels. Even the OMM are slowly giving in!

  • labman57

    Outcry from social conservatives over ad:
    “May you burn in Heck for all eternity!”

  • Bj Lincoln

    They cleaned up everything on TV to the point all they have to bitch about is this?! Sorry, ‘b*tch’.

  • SFHarry

    Fucking hell!!!! What’s wrong with these people. 🙂

  • Other Michael

    Speaking of 1MM . . . has she protested the Nickelodeon cartoon series “The Loud Family” yet? The series follows a family with 11 kids. I just happened to catch a new episode. After hearing a story from their parents about secret admirers, the kids each write a letter to their secret crush. During the episode the rocker chick daughter bemoans the fact that “Sam” is out of her league, but she drops the letter into Sam’s locker. Sam turns out to be a (gasp) rocker chick. The episode ends with the two girls smiling at each other.

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