INFIGHTING IS FUN: Ann Coulter Rages Against Trump In Border Wall Meltdown About His “Daily Melodrama”

The Week reports:

Ann Coulter’s frustration with President Trump reached a breaking point Friday, following news that the Trump administration is keeping in place an Obama-era policy allowing immigrants who came to the U.S. as children, known as “DREAMers” (after the Development, Relief, and Education for Alien Minors Act), to remain in the United States. “This daily Trump melodrama is worth it ONLY if he’s really going to build the wall, cut off Muslim refugees, and deport illegals,” Coulter snapped on Twitter.

  • Gustav2

    I’m guessing she has new cobbled together book about to be released.

  • Treant

    Obnoxious Cow Seeks Relevance

    • billbear1961

      What a pretty new flower, T!

      • Treant

        A Double Red Knockout rose! I took 3 dozen over to my mom yesterday evening for her birthday.

    • She should try India, might last 5 minute if her mouth stays closed.

  • Pollos Hermanos

    She’s got bigger hands than Trump.

    • David Walker

      I heard she has a bigger dick, too. Or maybe it’s that she IS a bigger dick. I get so confused sometimes.

  • Proud MOFO Beaner (bkb)
  • ikahana

    If only there had been some way to know this about Trump before voting for him.

    • Nychta

      This post made me laugh. Your comment made me laugh even more.

  • Eric Lewis

    The only time I enjoy her is when she attacks her own.

  • Boreal
    • Frostbite

      Not like there is much picking on those skinny old bones anyway.

    • BJORN RAGNVALDR
      • Boreal

        When you’re a star you can do anything.

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    • JT

      Foul, rancid organic matter.

    • David Walker

      Would she really say “please”?

  • billbear1961

    If he WERE emperor, he could exile you to some goddamned tiny little island in the middle of the Pacific, you living HORROR.

  • Henry Auvil

    “Coulter snapped on Twitter.” That phrase warmed the cockles of my heart.

  • Ninja0980

    Who is Ann Coulter?

    • Xuuths

      Read about her in Al Franken’s book about Liars. Whole chapter about her.

    • billbear1961

      NOBODY

    • Beagle

      A poor use of carbon.

    • Ernest Endevor

      A pre-op transexual woman trying to pass as a conservative.

    • Kevin Perez

      He’s that guy that writes songs about Christmas on Chiron Beta Prime.

    • Adam King

      A particularly noxious species of tapeworm.

    • Octoberfurst

      She’s an old dried-up Nazi attention whore who is desperate to keep her 15 minutes of fame going.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    We need a wall around that Adam’s apple of yours.

    • another_steve

      I’m more fem than she is, that’s for sure.

  • another_steve

    And how’s that repeal of Obamacare goin’, Deplorables? And the tax relief you were promised?

    Buyer’s remorse, my little bunnies?

  • Gustav2

    BTW:

    Breitbart Editor-in-Chief Alex Marlow will be the headline guest on Real Time with Bill Maher on Friday, June 16.

    Canceling the DVR recording. Have to protect my brain cells.

    • Pollos Hermanos

      Pretty sure Bill will make mincemeat out of him. Might be worth a hate watch.

      • Reality.Bites

        Like he did with Milo?

  • PickyPecker
    • Miji

      I think my favorite line from the roast (and fitting for this story) was (to Ann) “The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave.” — Nikki Glaser

    • MonochromeMouse

      That whole roast was great, just for the fact that they made Ann Coulter cry.

  • Holy Fuck!!! Bitch is pissed!!!
    ————————————
    Please continue, C*nt.

  • billbear1961
    • Grumpy Old Man

      Stolen for later nefarious purposes.

  • tomfromthenews

    When she’s in misery, it makes my day happier.

    • TampaDink

      When she’s in “Misery” I hope that she’s the author that gets hobbled.

      • BJORN RAGNVALDR

        ‘Author’? That would be acting.

        • TampaDink

          I could be wrong (which is not unusual) but I think that Ann’s entire life is an act.

          • BJORN RAGNVALDR

            I would call you insightful, not wrong.

          • TampaDink

            Maybe I got this one right….but that is unusual for me.

      • tomfromthenews

        Ha! Very good!

  • Cuberly
    • billbear1961

      Aaaahhhhhhhh!

    • Mickey Bitsko

      The Demented Dementor — this fall on Fox!

  • AtticusP

    They ought to lock Ann Coulter in a room with Kellyanne Conjob, barricade the door and walk away.

    • PickyPecker
    • another_steve

      The weight of the combined makeup on those two would collapse the floor.

      • AtticusP

        You say that like it’s a bad thing…

    • Uncle Mark

      Meh, I throw the dried up sticks in the fireplace.

  • Jonathan Smith

    “Today’s BORDER WALL CONSTRUCTION UPDATE: Miles completed yesterday–Zero; Miles completed since Inauguration–Zero. NEXT UPDATE TOMORROW.” Days since anyone gave a shit what I thought: Zero.

  • Rex

    Ann, the only man you’ll ever make happy is the Mexican digging your grave.

    • Lantor

      Or as legend states, Bill Maher

    • RoFaWh

      Only if Jesús has the smarts to demand payment in advance.

  • Jonathan Smith
  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN

    It started Jan 20 : Surprising its taken the Coultergeist this long to work it out.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/37e4863a424d6ed98de14605e9c75fc2abc4eacf082d3dc217b88113c5e212e6.jpg

    • David Walker

      She had hoped. She had dreamed. She was going to be his translator. She would write his tweets. But then she noticed the voice mail messages weren’t being answered. She knew Kellyanne was jealous of her success and didn’t really expert those calls to be returned. But Reince? Sean? Stevie? All the drinks she poured down his throat and he can’t be bothered to call? She started thinking maybe she wasn’t as admired as she thought. She, who went to bat for that sniveling orange dirtbag. “They’ll be sorry,” she yelled because, as usual, there was no one around. “Just let them wait. Two can play that twitter game!”

  • David Walker

    Poor little rich girl. Ms Coultergeist strikes me as a person her own mother would have problems with. Needling ain’t just for knitting, you know.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r14hV_oLygA

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN9pRDdux_8

    • ByronK

      It just struck me that Coulter is one of those people where it never actually crosses your mind that anyone would admit to being their parent. The concept of her coming out of a human being is just, well, hard to imagine.

      • David Walker

        Yep. I think Miz Walters came around to that way of thinking fairly soon.

      • Lars Littlefield

        Even Wikipedia only states that she was “Born in New York City to a conservative family . . .” Obviously, her parent’s are not proud enough to be attributed by actual names for their contribution to the destruction of society. Probably a good idea. I’m sure if they were easily identified their lives would be in danger.

  • Boreal
  • Rex

    How’s the sales on your book “In Trump We Trust” going, Ann?

    • KCMC

      Her Rump, The Dust.

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    my vagina dries up every time I see this bitch.

    • another_steve

      Look away. Quickly.

      One more glance in her direction and you’ll turn straight.

    • Stogiebear

      THAT’S a pre-existing condition. No Republican Deathcare for you!

  • JP

    It’s awkward to me. Like I’m glad to see her attacking Trump…but she’s attacking him for not being awful enough…

    • billbear1961

      exactly

    • DaddyRay

      This is what happens when reality sink that Trump is a liar and can’t possibly do the things he claimed – I am glad about that but I wish these fools would have figured that out before the election

    • Todd20036

      True, but this is also why I have no sympathy for any trumpanzees who are going to lose their health care if TryanCare passes

    • Uncle Mark

      Oh Ann, you can start building the wall yourself…using all your unsold books.

  • she’s so hard on me. i’m a defender of trans rights in every situation i can be, loud and vocal and proud and fuck you don’t you dare pick on the transperson who showed me where to buy these shoes and this truck. and taught me the price of Freedom.

    but i really think she is one, in that sick, sad, republican way. there was a movie, many years old now. it had Ben “Gandhi” dood in it, i think it was on a cable channel. it was about corporations and politics and money, and a famous actress at the time basically played the Coultergiest role. the ending was about how it was revealed to her conservative employer/lover what she really was. i think it was Mimi Rogers who played the part. well and good.

    edit: found it. it’s really good. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120487/

    • Cuberly

      Wow, and written by Larry Gelbart of MASH fame.

      I’ll check it out.

  • Lars Littlefield

    Anyone who “drops a brick”? Is the fake human unaware that “drop a brick” is a euphemism for dropping a deuce which is a euphemism for taking a shit, leaving a turd, doing a number two — at the border? Now we know she’s into scat play. Yet another reason to regard he as a vile low piece of something or another.

  • Jacob

    New book, hunty?

  • Joe

    This is hilarious… I googled to see if Coulter IS trans…

    https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Ann_Coulter

    • TampaDink

      You failed to warn me about the “Time” magazine mock up on that page.
      No food for me today.

      • Lars Littlefield

        It’s obvious the folks who cobbled together that fake cover were being too kind. Coulter doesn’t have tits of any size, just bony plates.

        • TampaDink

          I try not to think of any of her body parts.

      • Joe

        mea culpa

        • TampaDink

          😉 Apology accepted, I will live.

    • coram nobis

      Transylvanian-American, you mean?

    • There are several You Tube videos offering “proof”.

  • boatboy_srq

    It’s especially delicious when it occurs to wingnuts that the leaders they demanded – and demanded because they pull fast ones on the libtards – lie to them just like they lie to the rest us.

  • I don’t associate meltdowns with Ann Coulter. There’s really nothing to melt. I can picture her drying up, though.

  • MikeBx2
    • Boreal

      Is he a homocon?

      • Adam King

        No. He’s an eloquent gay teacher. I recommend the account on his Facebook page that Mike left.

      • coram nobis

        No, he’s a fan.

    • another_steve

      I don’t get it.

      Is it photoshopped?

    • MikeBx2

      This is what he wrote on his FB page…
      https://www.facebook.com/NikosG/posts/10104677596027003

      • TampaDink

        Thanks. That explains everything about this photo.

      • Adam King

        A must-read.

      • Thank you for sharing that. He is quite eloquent. He dismissed the pResident without using his name. Good.

      • I can NOT believe that the White House squatter wouldn’t even stand up to greet his guests. He really thinks he is a king, and everyone else must stand in his presence.

        That young man is a precious gem and will help many young people attain their potential. A million thanks for posting this!

      • djcoastermark

        That’s great. Thanks for the link.

      • Nychta

        Wonderful! Thanks for sharing that.

  • Sam_Handwich

    o/t

    Jury in Minn has reached a verdict in Yanez trial

  • anne marie in philly

    this dumb bitch doesn’t realize that dump will NEVER build a wall; he sure suckered you and every GOPrick out there with his LIES!

  • JT
  • Boreal

    OT:

    Murkowski ‘committed’ to funding Planned Parenthood
    http://www.politico.com/story/2017/06/16/lisa-murkowski-planned-parenthood-funding-239643

    • whoo-hoo! When the Alaskan GOP turned on her and supported a tea party candidate, after her first successful term, she fought back and ran as a write in candidate and won. She has never been fully in the GOP’s pocket since.

  • Harveyrabbit
    • coram nobis

      Didn’t she write under the pen name Ann L. Fisher?

      • Harveyrabbit

        Heh. Took me a minute.

      • Natty Enquirer

        I thought it was Doug Brown.

      • Jean-Marc in Canada

        I thought it was Miss Goodhandy.

  • HomerTh

    Why doesn’t this waste of oxygen come out next week and build the wall when it is 120+ degrees here?

    • Lars Littlefield

      Yup. Tuesday it is predicted to be 120+ from Las Vegas to Tucson and points east and west. But it’s a dry heat

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        But not as dry as Coultergeist’s p****!

        • Rocco

          It’s a lack of “natural” juices…

        • Uncle Mark

          You do NOT want to see the tumbleweeds there either !!

  • billbear1961
  • Remember when the analysts and pundits and political experts said as the net began closing in, Donald would become more erratic, impulsive, and do stupid, crazy things?

    That’s what’s happening now.

    Raging on Twitter and in speeches, repeatedly confirming and implicating himself in serious criminal charges, making sweeping and controversial changes to U.S. policy…these are not the actions of a rational man acting under the direction of competent legal counsel or even a sound mind.

    • Boreal

      Not only the pressure from the net but also the dawning realization that the Federal system is not under sole control of the presidency and that him giving a command does not mean something will happen. Quite a contrast to the rest of his privileged existence.

      I would imagine he is in constant meltdown mode now.

      • Rocco

        Ain’t it great?!? Lol…

      • Todd20036

        Or that even his fellow republicans might not do what Trump wants them to (even if for “wrong” reasons)

      • I think he really thought being President would make him the boss of the entire United States government.

        • Nychta

          Well, that was my understanding of the presidency when I was a five-year-old.

      • Danieruw

        I also think he may be realizing that by becoming president, he is actually destroying his businesses and his family rather than enhancing them! If he was actually capable of remorse, of course.

        • charemor

          I am not sure that he is smart enough to realize that, but I hope that when he leaves office all of his and his families businesses are in the crapper.

    • Reality.Bites

      Indeed. He’s the kind of defendant who ends up sitting in leg shackles and gagged on orders of the judge.

      • -M-

        Or his defense attorney.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      When you mentioned about the net closing in on drümpf, I pictured an entirely different sort of net. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/913a34529db4ee188a657ec3aff6579fb78beaea2de3b5c5ffbd504fea72d683.png

    • Oh, Parker

      It’s exactly what we expected. Obstruction of justice isn’t something he can settle by throwing money at it. No one with as many skeletons in their closet as he has should have ever run for office.

    • grada3784

      Just a few trumper tantrums.

    • Cattleya1

      Neurosyphilis is a terrible thing to have to watch.

  • Stubenville
  • Comixbear

    Who gives a fuck what Mrs. Ed says?

  • DaveMiller135

    Dear Anne: You gotta dance with the one you brung.

  • Clive Johnson
    • Reality.Bites

      Ann… we don’t care what your reason is.

      • Jean-Marc in Canada

        Dear Kellyanne, this is one we would cheer?

    • Cattleya1

      Now would be a good time.

  • BobSF_94117

    What did Trump do for Italy?

  • bambinoitaliano

    Didn’t know skeletor has a limit to her tolerance when it comes to the alt right fascists. Did she finished another “book”?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
  • Gerry Fisher

    People brave/stupid/bigoted enough to share a cocktail or five with Ann seem to report that she’ very bright. Let’s go with that assumption for a minute. If that’s true, then she *knows* that wall won’t get built. So, what’s her agenda, here? Is it that she sees he’s going down, and these criticisms are designed to keep her in good with the base as he crashes and burns? So she can continue to milk/bilk these people based on this form of continuing prejudiced ranting? It’s gotta be about money continuing to flow into Ann’s bank account, right?

    • I’ll vote for milk/bilk.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Oh it’s totally a money grab. Though to be honest, I don’t think I could sit and have a drink with her even if that were true. Her public persona is just too toxic and can’t mitigate the possible “she’s actually nice out of the spotlight” bullshit.

    • Ben in Oakland

      Or, just as likely…

      She could just be a total dick.

  • Misutaa Roboto

    You mad, bro?

  • Octoberfurst

    I have to admit it puts a smile on my face to read Ann Counter’s rants on Twitter about that goddamn wall. Poor little be-yatch is all upset because Trump doesn’t have the wall built already. My heart bleeds. Suck it up racist!

  • Oh, Parker
    • JCF

      DOLOTO?

      :-p~~~

  • bkmn
  • Ben in Oakland

    Ann counters frustration has reached a breaking point? Wow. That and $1.95 will buy anyone a cuppa at Starbucks.

    I’m sure Trumpee is on edge over it.

  • teedofftaxpayer

    Sounds like the great wall is going about the same as the war on Isis.

  • JCF
  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Cowgirl’s got the blues.

  • -M-

    Still with the “build a pointless wall on land that is other people’s private property” thing. 🙄¯_(ツ)_/¯

  • No More GOP.

    I’d like the build a wall around her mouth, but building the wall between the US and Mexico is probably easier.

  • goofy_joe

    She is a national embarrassment.

    • Platos_Redhaired_Stepchild

      No, that’s the President.

  • Alexander Stallwitz