One Million Moms Vs TNT’s Claws

This is their second attack on the show. Via email from Monica Cole:

TNT’s new summer program, “Claws,” has an extremely graphic plot like none we have ever seen. “Claws” airs on Sunday evenings at 9:00 p.m. You can be assured with a MA – LSV rating, it is not appropriate for television.

Originally, this so called “comedy” was to air on HBO with thirty-minute episodes, but now airs on TNT for one hour on Sunday evenings when children and teens are still awake. This new program goes where no other show has gone.

This dark show can make viewers sick to their stomachs with the disgusting content so feel free to skip the bulleted points and go straight to the take action. If you need more details before taking action, continue reading details below.

This destructive and unsafe program will include content such as: Use of the Lord’s name in vain multiple times, launder drug money, prostitution ring discussed in front of Girl Scout troop, raw s-x that surpasses soft porn, violence with men punching women and women involved in fighting one another, strip club, strippers on pole at funeral in front of priest, n-dity, homos-xual and l-sbian oral s-x, murder, casual s-x – sometimes with multiple partners.

This program consists of so much exposed skin and erotic sexual content that it probably filled half of the one hour program. Take Action: Please use the information we have provided on our website to contact Harry’s and ask that they pull their financial support from “Claws.”  TAKE ACTION NOW! Blessings, Monica Cole, Director, OneMillionMoms.com.

  • AliCologne

    This is our ordinary TV evening in Germany.. Not even a scandal.

    • ted-

      Will you take me in your country? 🙂

  • shellback

    Impressionable young children should be in bed by 9pm. If not, it’s called “Bad Parenting.” Don’t blame the tv for your shortcomings.

    • They consider a 24 year old living at home in the basement too young.

    • I thought that after reading a story a few years ago when Grand Theft Auto V came out. Apparently, an 8-year-old boy shot his uncle (?) after playing GTA V. But 1) why did an 8-year-old have access to a loaded firearm, and 2) why was an 8-year-old playing GTA V?

      • Nowhereman

        It’s funny how they claim not to want a nanny state when that is indeed exactly what they want.

    • It’s 2017. Is there anyone out there still watching shows on a live feed? smh

  • Gustav2

    The aerial shot of a road along the beach in the opening credits is Casey Key Road…and nothing like MM describes ever happens like that on Casey Key. Famous residents have been Martina Navratilova, Stephen King. Rosie O’Donnell

    Never! SRQ will never be the same./s

    http://www.heraldtribune.com/news/20170317/manatee-county-set-tv-show-claws-films-in-sarasota

  • Jonathan Smith
    • another_steve

      Every day in the Age of Trump is like a mini-crucifixion.

  • Tawreos

    Oh Monica, it is just locker room programming, it happens. You accepted that excuse from Trump now sit down and shut the fuck up, you have no room to talk after you helped put a sexual assaulter in the White House.

  • JWC

    Sounds like their averag Saturday nigh but Heaven help us it should be on TV Hey Dumb ass see that button on your remote that says “POWER” or “OFF” guess what that does

    • Jonathan Smith

      actually it probably says “p-w-r” or “-ff”
      but i get what your sayin

      • JWC

        It just blows me away No one is sitting there forcing them to watch and be offended Turn it off like I do with all the “Send your entire wallet to” religious broadcast that hog the airwaves

      • The_Wretched

        The letter o is too suggestive. She probably keeps a dictionary by the bed with a book mark in the O.

    • Tawreos

      But if she doesn’t have things to throw hissy fits over what is the purpose of her life?

  • Slippy_World

    LOVED it -as they noted over at Dlisted :

    Niecy Nash and man ass? I need to start watching Claws

    The NSFW man ass shots are here :

    http://www.omgblog.com/2017/06/omg-butt-baywatch-deadpool-2-death-wish-actor-jack-kesy-tnts-claws.php/#axzz4k1EAGGiB

    ( and —what is that your LOVE YOU LONG TIME CUM FACE ? is my new go to phrase )

  • james1200

    Stop selling, 75K Moms! You had me at “prostitution ring discussed in front of Girl Scout troop…”

    http://i.imgur.com/gW4f1mh.gif

  • MonochromeMouse

    It’s on cable not broadcast tv, and it’s no more violent than Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, American Horror Story, The Strain, Fargo, or any of the other MA rated cable tv shows.

    • Jonathan Smith

      didn’t they boycot all of them?

      • MonochromeMouse

        Probably, and they were/are all huge ratings successes.

  • tonyg

    Smut Snatchers of the New Order wannabes.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpZz-q1dQWU

  • Eric Lewis

    Just added it to my DVR … Thanks One Million* Moms.

    • another_steve

      Because I’m on my second martini of the afternoon, I’ll confess this: Man and I don’t own a DVR.

      We still use a VCR.

      • FAEN

        Say whaaatt?

        • another_steve
          • FAEN

            Do they still make them?

          • another_steve

            Man and I have discussed.

            We suspect that in order to purchase one today, you’d have to go online. Same with VCR tapes. No longer available in retail outlets but still available online.

            We have two VCR machine beauties in the house that work just perfectly. Reliable. Indestructible. Manufactured, apparently, for an audience that demanded more than five years of service.

            When they die we’ll go to DVR technology.

            Until then, DVR technology can go fuck itself.

          • FAEN

            I must admit I have a VCR as well. I better get my tapes converted before they rot.

            If the VCR works for you that’s great but once you go DVR there’s no going back lol.

          • B Snow

            This. AT&T charges us a fucking lot for cable, internet, and phone (yes, we still have a landline, shut up, we’re old….) but we’re so in love with the ability to bypass commercials and not have to remember to program a VCR that we’ll pay it.

      • Eric Lewis

        I heard rumor the best pornography is on VHS

      • Feliciajmcelligott

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    • metrored

      I saw the premiere last week. Niecy Nash is stunning.

      • HappyDance904

        She has the total hip/boob ratio going on!! I love her look!!

    • Lawerence Collins

      Sounds like my kinda show. Have to check with hubby. To see if he’s recording the show..

  • AmeriCanadian

    I swear to ______, haven’ they heard of DVR’s? It doesn’t matter what time anything is on any longer…almost everything is DVR’d nowadays.

  • Boreal

    “You can be assured with a MA – LSV rating, it is not appropriate for television.”
    So what Monica is saying is that although it has a rating, she can’t be fucking bothered to engage in actual parenting.

    • Tulle Christensen

      yes and if her TV was made within the last 21 years she can block programs based on the rating

      • Jonathan Smith

        she has to watch it to see what to be offended about.

  • Robert Flanagan

    I’d like to buy a vowel. “E”?

  • safari
    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      Well she didnt win the election so regardless if she did anything (which is not) now ur the leader and the corruption spotlight is on the illegal shit you did mister prezident

      • HappyDance904

        presidon’t!

    • safari

      I think my favorite response right now is the speculation about whether he had his big boy nap this afternoon or not because of the unusual hour of this particular meltdown.

    • Boreal

      Popular vote loser says what?

      • HappyDance904

        I WON YUGE!! YUGE!! LIKE MY HANDS!! LOOK AT THEM!! THEY ARE YUGE!!!

    • Tulle Christensen

      Dear Idiot Trump

      if there was nothing to find in your “non-dealings” then just letting the investigation go on and not firing anyone so you would not obstruct justice then all this would have blown over

    • Rex

      Good to see he doesn’t hold a grudge.

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      Collusion. Obstruction. And a bad spray tan.

    • IAMBOWLINGGREEN
    • safari
      • Lizard

        Leaker in Chief.

        • helenwheels74

          yep, he can’t help himself… pissing all over the place, marking his territory. his giant ego and puny mind will overpower any sense of decorum or discretion he could ever muster. the leaks are coming from that frightful pucker above his flabby chin. anal leakage?

    • FAEN

      Another day, another tantrum.

    • FAEN
    • Larry in Oklahoma

      Two main points he made “SHE WAS CLEARED.” The second one is where he seems to be channeling John Lennon in “they talk about obstruction.” “Revolution”?

  • Spongebob CrankyPants

    I watched this show. No great.

    • Gustav2

      Yeah, I don’t look for it to be on very long and MM will take credit.

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN

    ‘n-dity, homos-xual, l-sbian oral s-x, casual s-x’. Vowels are sinful.

    • safari

      They make your lips form a seductive shape.

      • Boreal

        S*d*ct*ve

  • Cuberly

    “If you need more details before taking action, continue reading details below.”

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a41351e75c85a2d85f294ad3c41504249fe0ee716bcecf6d7380d170048125ef.gif

    I’m so excited, titilation Monica is back! Her wonderful play by plays of all the supposedly pervy stuff she loathes. Those blanked out letters…ohhhh…the mind reels…tickle tickle tickle tickle….

  • Stephen Elliot Phillips

    Theres a lusty big boosomed black woman as the lead! And 100 white dried up moms is appalled!

    • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

      She’s been in Scream Queens and Reno 911.

  • Professor Barnhardt

    Spelling out “prostitution” is okay, but not “s-x”?

    • kanehau

      No ‘e’ in prostitution.

    • clay

      It’s amazing how detailed their knowledge of their husbands’ web filters are– they must have really been testing those fences.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwAOHVBKTwg

  • Boreal

    DVR set to record Claws. Thanks one mom.

  • Rex

    Why don’t these bitches just get rid of their televisions?

  • clay

    “so feel free to skip the bulleted points and go straight to the take action”
    = we’re not even convinced by our own argument.

    “raw s-x that surpasses soft porn”
    = three non-explicit, non-penetrative scenes where a woman still had her Spanx on, another was still wearing her yellow panties, and a suggestion of lesbian oral sex.

    • The_Wretched

      If the show had more fun than GoT, I would have heard about it and there’d be youtube video of the scenes edited together. So long as she’s clutching her pearls, she ought to be honest.

  • The_Wretched

    ” strippers on pole at funeral in front of priest”
    !!!
    M-nica dear, that should be “str-ppers on p-le at f-neral in fr-nt of pr-est.” It’s scandalous that you’d make a press release with such unmasked language on the internet – where kids are awake world wide across the day.

    • Natty Enquirer

      It’s okay. The kids are away from the internet, safely sexting.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Looks like Monica’s hyphen is still intact.

  • Rex

    O/T
    I hope I get some s-x before the week ends.

  • JaniceInToronto

    I wonder what exactly happened to Monica to make her like this. Must have been really fucked up.

    • Rex

      I wonder if she’s ever experienced an orgasm.

  • netxtown

    lordy I be clutching my rosary after that!!

    where do I sign up?

  • JT

    strippers on pole at funeral in front of priest, n-dity, homos-xual and
    l-sbian oral s-x, murder, casual s-x – sometimes with multiple partners.

    Strippers in front of priest would be unrealistic unless they were under-ge.

  • Dejerrity

    Now we know what these allegedly 1 million moms do when they’re not scarfing down bon-bons and whining about their husbands’ inadequacy in the bedroom.

    Call it a day, gals. This story has been written a long, long time ago.

    One day you’ll will find your clitoris and the group will disband.

  • Frostbite

    tell you who doesn’t have claws, one mouthy mom.

  • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

    Damn, missing another one. . .

  • Treant

    Does the blue-eyed ginger ever explore his sexual urges with the gorgeous guy at 0:49?

    • clay

      Sorry to disappoint; “gorgeous guy at 0:49” is dead, though he did enjoy frottage, erotic asphyxiation, and nudity while alive.

      • Treant

        An experiment with a time machine could, theoretically, make this happen.

  • Has 1MM come out against Donald Trump? Because pretty much everything they list here or slight variations thereof are things he’s said or done in prime time and day time.

  • TNT’s new summer program, “Claws,” has an extremely graphic plot like none we have ever seen.

    Graphic like they’ve never seen? Gee, I hope they never watch, say, Elfen Lied. >.>

  • pj

    one million moms? prove it.

  • Stev84

    Thanks for reminding me. I saw the trailer before but forgot about it

  • ByronK

    They aren’t really doing their proper duty as mothers if they allow their innocent spawn to watch television unsupervised. I hope the kids all turn into “pole strippers”.

  • Matt

    Never heard of it.

  • yes b’y

    well Monica you had me at lesbian oral sex

    • Treant

      That sounds mense-liscious.

      • Natty Enquirer

        -w

  • Clive Johnson

    M-ybe if you d-dn’t sc-re yours-lf intentionally, you wouldn’t be so sc-red.

  • Blake J Butler

    Watch reruns of yee-haw, pat robertson or the goddamn veggie tales then. People have the right to watch whatever they want without uptight conservative bitches like Monica censoring shows that aren’t biblical and think they have a goddamn right to dictate who gets to watch what.

    • Jonathan Smith

      oh, NOW we want to make sense.

      • Blake J Butler

        She’s an evangelical, she’s incapable to process common sense or be rational.

        Probably something to keep her busy while her husband cheats around.

    • Tulle Christensen

      yee-haw? not with those low cut blouses the women wore on that show, er i mean l-w c-t blouses

  • Again: Conservatives mock trigger warnings, then bleep out ‘sex,’ ‘nudity,’ ‘homosexual,’ and ‘lesbian.’

    But, apparently murder is okay?

    • safari

      I’m reminded of a an article describing a good-Christian person reprimanding a military blog writer for his use of swear words when describing all the violence around him.

  • another_steve

    Big-bosomed women are nice.

    What’s not to like?

    • JWC

      and Trump is on the “Clubhouse stretch” on that one

  • pj

    it says its for mature audiences so fuck off

  • VodkaAndPolitics

    Every time I read one of this bitch’s emails, all I can imagine is that once she’s done she goes to suck dicks at truck stops.

    • Treant

      Why not? I do.

    • Jonathan Smith

      you mean “s-ck d-icks” ?

      • Treant

        Please let me know what I can do to help with your sick ducks.

        • VodkaAndPolitics

          FTW

        • VodkaAndPolitics

          Are you tired of disorganized hosiery?! Introducing all new “SOCK DOCKS” for all your stocking organizing needs!

      • VodkaAndPolitics

        Riiiight?! She knows vowels don’t actually cost $250, right?

      • JWC

        their readership is so dumb they like the little word games

    • Adam King

      The show puts the demon in her, and off she goes!

  • teeveedub

    I never heard of this show before, but their description (and Neicy Nash) makes me want to watch it.

  • Joe Brown

    blessings, moms! you brought this show to my attention — it sounds great!

  • Kevin Perez

    I hope that the show is written well. I’d hate to see these clowns take credit for its downfall because it sucked and got no ratings.

    • Gustav2

      Don’t get your hopes up, I wasn’t impressed, I DVR for the few exterior shots of Sarasota County. Will give it a second chance.

  • ETownCanuck

    “Use of the Lord’s name in vain multiple times” Oh noes…someone point me towards my fainting couch.Funny that hey haven’t gone after American Gods yet..or do they just aim for low hanging fruit. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/54dc53fd15fb434c24b2813f00dce496863e5824991b7321ba71062282ff9d56.jpg

  • LovesIrony

    oh and send money cause my kids’ psychiatrists bills are huge

  • Ray Page

    Yawn

    • ted-

      Heheh

  • Ian

    And you nasty girls just watched ALL of it. Nasty girls.

  • LovesIrony

    This shrew can make anyone sick to their stomachs with her disgusting content

  • popebuck1

    I still hold to my opinion that the so-called “Million Moms” is actually an ingenious viral marketing firm trying to publicize the shows it “attacks.” Prove me wrong!

  • Adam Stevens

    Funny how Monica Cole knows EVERY SINGLE DIRTY DETAIL of the show.

    Be honest, Monica.

    You rub one out every time you watch one of the devil’s shows.

    Enjoy, dear. That’s what they’re there for, dumbass.

  • boatboy_srq

    One Dozen Moms: too obsessed with s-x to leave well enough alone, too lazy/stupid to program their V-ch-pp-d t-l-v-s–ns and c-bl- b-x-s to block programming they dislike.

    “Parental controls” != imposing your Puritanism on the entire nation.

  • Ta-er al-Asfer

    Sounds like a fun show.

  • Now I want to watch it!

    • ted-

      As do I.

  • acde

    Sounds just like regular TV when I last looked

  • Lizard

    I stopped reading after “Uses the Lord’s name in vain multiple times” headed the list.

    Jesus, I want that job. She’s literally getting paid to bitch about things she doesn’t like.

    • Kruhn

      By the standards of these prudes “Good God!” or “Oh My God!” is considered using The Lord’s Name in Vain!

  • ted-

    These moms can always move to Muslim countries where this type of programming is equally banned. I have no objections if they left the US.

    Why are they not bothered, I wonder, by a pussy grabbing, adulterer, strip joint owning orange asshole to be our POTUS? I’ll ban together with these douches if they did that.

  • Jeff Breeze

    Second time attacking the same show? Methinks they are slipping.

    • Lizard

      Donations stuttered and righteous indignation was hard to come by.

    • Adam King

      They just can’t take their eyes off all that s-x.

  • NZArtist

    By jingoes these haridans spend so much of their time watching TV – especially, apparently, shows they dont like.
    How does she know half the show was filled with nudity? I bet she was all aflutter being forced to watch this show, multiple times.

  • Halloween_Jack

    All this and Niecy Nash… what would we do without OMM to tell us what to watch?

  • Nelson Kerr

    How much do the moms charge folks like this show for the free adverting and endorsement?

  • FAEN

    I watched the first episode and I will definitely be watching the season 😈. That image is from the episode.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/717496af570044dc4927155dc00ec7ab1ee8dcd44c25b2a7b56d709af7312ea9.png

    • Adam King

      Dirty! Dirty! Dirty dirty dirty!

      • FAEN

        That’s how I roll.

  • Adam King

    So it airs at 9:00 “for one hour on Sunday evenings when children and teens are still awake.” On what planet did teenagers ever go to bed earlier than adults? Their diurnal cycles are not like adults–they’re awake until early morning hours and will sleep until 2 p.m. if left to their own devices.

    • -M-

      Me too.

  • If it weren’t for the right wing nutjobs raising a ruckus would anyone ever heard about these shows? They must send them the most risque clips just to get the buzz going!

  • MavynFL

    I will watch anything with Niecy Nash. She is a goddess.

    • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

      THAT’S the name I couldn’t remember. Love her work, she’s excrutiatingly funny!

  • Nowhereman

    How sad! A million moms, and not one working brain among them. There’s a really really simple solution–DON’T WATCH IT! Use the parental controls on your TV machine and block the channel so you won’t be tempted. And if you are that concerned about your kids being exposed to s-x, n-dity and such, don’t let them google “D-nald Tr-mp”.

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  • JW Swift

    You mean she lets her kids and teens stay up past nine? Gasp!

  • dcurlee

    I watched it…I liked it. Even more now that I know OMMs hate it

  • westford

    I believe that is Niecy Nash in royal blue. She is terrific!

  • Helen Damnation 🍑™

    Monica: CHANGE THE FUCKING CHANNEL! I don’t like golf, but you don’t see me trying to stop YOU from watching it!

  • KaBoomBOX

    I’m sorry, but didn’t we already do this a couple of months ago? Thanks for reminding me that it’s coming on, Monica. I love watching Niecy Nash chew the scenery!

  • HappyDance904

    I have watched so many shows that One Mad Mom is against, and I have loved almost all of them. I can’t stand this TV policing and you should never let TV be a babysitter. What is wrong with our society is that people think they have the power to control others through their so-called “Christianity.” Mind your business and let others live their life. Turn off your TV or keep it on CBN and worship Pat Rubberman!! You and your clan do not control what I watch, nor which products I choose to buy!! You may have your little BB minded followers, but advertisers pay for advertising..they don’t choose what shows their advertisements run on. Hell, they could never advertise again and I would buy what I buy and watch what I watch..move along Monica…no one likes you anyway!!

  • Wayne W

    If it weren’t for OMM, I wouldn’t know what to watch. Thanks, half a dozen crack-pots!

  • MrRobotoLA

    I’d like to buy a vowel.

  • Lindoro Almaviva

    I other ores, we are reminded that we are sluts trapped in sexless, loveless marriages and we can’t get out. Pleas do not remind us what it feels like to be empowered women.

    • Mom, just turn the channel and don’t let kids into dad’s room where he is watching the show. LOL

  • The Professor

    OMG not casual S-X!!!!

    • bobbyjoe

      raw s-x… n-dity… homos-xual… oral s-x…casual s-x

      I wear casual sox all the time, and I’m not sure why the OMMs are so upset about that. Maybe they mean we’re going somewhere formal and should wear our formal sox? But what if the party turns out to be, say, a hoe-down or a surprise birthday party or something? I’d think formal sox would be totally inappropriate.

      It seems like OMM are really, really hung up on socks. Raw sox? (These must be made of some unprocessed fabric?!) Homosoxual? (Is this someone who only wears one sock??) Oral sox? (I’m not sure if this refers to merely speaking about socks, or wearing socks for some reason on one’s tongue. Very odd.)

      Frankly, even if I accept that the OMMs seems to be unusually obsessed with under-footwear, the rest of their whole fill-in-the-blank screed still leaves me a bit confused. They don’t like “nedity”? What’s wrong with trying to be like someone named Ned? There are lots of Neds who could be good role models: Ned Beatty, Ned Flanders.. you know, I’d think they’d really like Ned Flanders. I’m just not sure what their deal is.

  • -M-

    I don’t watch shows I don’t like. It doesn’t even take any special effort because there’s not enough time to watch everything I would like to see.

  • Alan

    Assuming the quote is accurate … Why don’t these people have a concept of English grammar? Argh.

  • ‘Til Tuesday

    Well, it’s got Niecy Nash, and she’s awesome! Just for her alone I’ll be watching. That it pisses off OMM is icing on the cake.

  • fuzzybits

    I planned on checking it out way before two moms got all riled up. They’ve only been advertising it for a couple of months Monica.

  • Kruhn

    Guys we’ve arrived!!!!!!! One Miserable Mom has edited our designations! You gals win first prize as you’re now l-sbians! You go gurrrrrlsss!

    Boys we gotta work on our “A” game as we’re mere homos-xuals. We better grab our weather machine and send the One Mealymouthed Moron a tornado and a hail storm! We bettah work, boys. Brunch’s suspended until we catch up to the gals!

  • bkmn

    One Million Very Large Combo fast food meals get so worked up over nothing.

  • normadesmond

    Those M-ms must know what they’re talking about!

  • SDG

    I HAVE TO WATCH THIS!!!

  • Paul C

    I love this show! So good.

  • HeyYouKidsGetOffMyLawn

    One Million Moms = 25,000 very bored, frigid Xtian wives

  • helenwheels74

    “n-dity, homos-xual and l-sbian oral s-x, murder, casual s-x”
    wow… pat, i’d like to buy a vowel, please. this shit is laughable. notice how spelling out “murder” is fine, though. typical biblical mindset.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0e4a9f9a0acd514781c05cbdb4be8a25a1cad514e28fdf7178bd1de39c51762b.jpg

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  • B Snow

    “strippers on pole at funeral in front of priest”

    Okay, that is hilarious.

  • SnowFlake

    First episode was great.. I do love me some niecy nash!!!

  • FuzzyMamma

    If they don’t like it, let them change the channel or turn off the tv. They don’t get to decide what is and isn’t ok for other people or other peoples kids to watch.