One Million Moms Vs Cialis

Via email from Monica Cole:

The newest Cialis commercial is inappropriate for obvious reasons, especially when aired as early as it has been recently when children are still awake and likely watching television. It features several couples and ends with a n-de couple enjoying two claw foot tubs side-by-side, which many families find offensive and embarrassing.

To make matters worse, the ad clearly states s-x, er-ction, and er-ctile dysfunction instead of the abbreviation ED to explain the reason for advertising this product. Our organization has received numerous complaints from concerned parents. 1MM could not ignore this issue.

This particular commercial is airing earlier and earlier in the day. When this type of commercial airs too early in the evening, family viewing time is ruined. Can you imagine what goes through the mind of a child, tween, or teen when they see this ad?

A parent never expects to have a discussion about er-ctile dysfunction while sitting at home enjoying family time. Cialis (Lilly) needs to know it is not acceptable to air mature commercials when children are likely watching. The timing for airing this advertisement is in extremely poor taste.

If Cialis finds it necessary to air these ads, then they should be cleaned up and made more discrete (since most adults know what the commercial is selling) or saved for later in the evening.

TAKE ACTION: Send an email letter to Cialis (Lilly) and insist they pull their current “ED” commercial off the air immediately, or at least move any future airings to later in the evening.

The twin bathtubs have been featured in Cialis ads since the product launched in 2003.

  • Brooklyn Joe

    Oh Monica -it must really suck to be you.

    • lenvus

      you mean s-ck, right? You don’t want to be too suggestive, now? tsk tsk. πŸ™‚

  • Tiger Quinn

    This is from the Handmaid’s Tale. S-e-x?! Heaven forfend!!!!

  • Gay Fordham Prep Grad

    I find ALL prescription drug ads objectionable. Almost all other countries in the world ban them.

    • Tiger Quinn

      You meant dr-g ads, of course.

      • FAEN

        Satan’s candy.

      • clay

        Ban dr-g ads! Make those bitches barker for themselves on the streets!

    • David in Tucson

      Besides, at least half of each ad is taken up with a list of bad reactions, side effects, warnings, etc.

      • Uncle Mark

        I especially like the side effects that list “in some cases fatalities have occurred,” as opposed to “our shit killed some people.”

        • Mikey

          as I told my husband once, while reading the warning inside a new bottle of prescription pills I had to take: “death is NOT a side-effect!!!!”

        • CottonBlimp

          That’s a pretty shameless use of the passive voice.

      • Nowhereman

        And the accompanying visuals are mind-numbing and hypnotic. I mute ALL commercials, but it’s the drug commercials and christmas commercials that got me to start doing it.

      • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

        If your erection lasts for more than four hours, please use it as much as possible

        • Charlie 2001

          The erections that last more than four hours indicate you have a blood clot in your p-nis. When you got to the hospital they administer clot busters. And the warning about nitrates is because these ED drugs lower your blood pressure and if you take them you could faint and injure yourself. That would include popper BTW. Cialis was doing testing to see if it could be used as a blood pressure medicine at one time. They were giving 80mg three times a day. I never heard what the outcome was. I think their drug patent expires this year. I think at current prices that would make your high blood pressure medicine cost $360 a day.

    • Tawreos

      If you can’t get it without a seeing a doctor it should not be advertised. I pay my doctor to tell me what I need, I don’t tell him what I need.

      • vorpal 😼

        When you have serious medical conditions, it often works in the reverse as you tend to know more than your doctor does about your condition.

        My main criteria in choosing a doctor is one which respects that I have studied specific aspects of pharmacology probably in more detail than they have, and are willing to fill my shopping list.

        I don’t, however, get that shopping list off random TV and magazine adverts.

        One thing I love about living in Chile is that so few meds are prescription-only (only the ones with high potential for recreational abuse), so I can decide my med regime and adjust dosages myself as needed.

    • wds

      Most of “all the other countries” don’t seem to be owned by Big Pharma … I agree ads aren’t a great idea – but in this case? Follow the money TV networks get from Pharma ads …

    • vorpal 😼

      Having grown up in Canada, where they’re banned, after my first hour of TV in the US, I swore I could have had a list of 28 different medications to ask my doctor about.

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      How can you find drug ads objectionable honey? How would you ever know what to mix with vodka without them?

    • Mark

      Contributing to the high cost of healthcare in this country.

  • sigh.
    so really, tell me what it’s like on your planet.

    • Chucktech

      Well, there’s lots of Jesus and no s*x.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Ohhh OMM is getting personal…must have found stash of ED pills at their husbands drawers and yet haven’t have sex with them for ages.

  • Pollos Hermanos

    OMG!

    N-DE??????

    Sakes alive!

  • garyjorlando

    she needs a dick in her pussy and pronto!

    • bambinoitaliano

      Her husband is using Cialis and he is not putting his in her.

      • Jamie_Johnson

        Can you blame him? I mean, I wouldn’t fuck her with his dick!

        • bambinoitaliano

          I donno, some people have zero standard. Look at Kim Davis husbands.

    • Pollos Hermanos

      Pretty sure one could never get in.

      You could strip wire with that thing.

      • garyjorlando

        strip wire! Priceless!!!

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      Um, teeth. Ow.

  • they are concerned with what goes thru the mind of a teen? speaking personally (because yes, i used to be one), i was quite interested in sex. and at 15, i sure as hell found some. a lot in fact, but i digress.

  • Pollos Hermanos

    Keep in mind that Cialis commercials run during shows that aren’t exactly “family viewing time”.

    Generally you’ll find them running during Fox News programs.

  • Rocco Gibraltar

    Quit watching tv you freakish prudes. And please don’t have sex. There are enough of you already.

  • S Galanter

    Dear Monica Cole, your home must look like the Brady Bunch’s – one bathroom, no toilet. Please get educated. Jesus hates stupid bitches, especially pearl-clutching bitches who can’t spell sex (s-e-x) or erection (major throbbing meatus aka e-r-e-c-t-i-o-n) properly. Now get back to home schooling and turn off the television.

  • MT YVR

    Ok I latched onto “early as it has been recently when children are still awake”. Ok then. I get ya. I fell ya OMM. You want us to put children into an induced coma until they’re 21. I got it. That seems reasonable to me. Why parent when you can defrost one at 21 and have a fully formed adult. No fuss, no muss, no need to be a “parent” (pff) like that’s even a real thing. No need to be responsible. Just put lil Bobby or Susie to bed at 5 and wake em up at 21. Store em at the local depot and have the room for an AirBnB to get some extra cash you’re not paying out on their clothes or food or care.

    Awesome idea. I tooootally agree.

    Oh and due to Poe’s Law? This is entirely sarcastic.

    • Beagle

      For several years when I was a child, I had an uneasy feeling that my life was a dream. I thought that I’d eventually wake up, and it would be the first day of kindergarten.
      Might be better than how things have turned out.

      • MT YVR

        I’m 45 this year and I keep waiting to wake the hell up. Get me the hell out of this crap. The writing is bad, half the actors are for shit and no one seems to know the plot. So I’d like to wake up to the real world now, please.

        • Beagle

          I hear you. Some people say life is comedy, some say it’s tragedy. I say it’s bad farce.

          • MT YVR

            I was really hoping for at least a good porn. But yep, bad farce.

        • David in Tucson

          Red pill, or blue pill?

          • MT YVR

            Sparkly pink one, please. πŸ˜› With a rum chaser. And a Percocet.

  • Jamie_Johnson

    Can you imagine what goes through the mind of a child, tween, or teen when they see this ad?

    Yes! Probably something like “Oh, for Christ’s sake, I’ve seen this ad a million fucking times!”

    • bambinoitaliano

      Child, tween or teen have no patience to sit in front of tv these days. If they do, they can censored the commercials to surf 30 channels within a 30 seconds commercial.

  • Chucktech

    Q: When do you not need Cialis?

    A: When you’re in one claw foot bathtub and your partner is in another claw foot bathtub.

    • Todd20036

      I’m not sure if anyone noticed this.

      But OMM is NOT calling for a boycott the way they do so for any other product that offends them.

      Pretty hilarious/sad.

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  • disqus_D9pH1OIG67

    I’m beginning to wonder if the “Moms” are really moms. They are so uptight about the natural function of sex I can’t imagine they are very good in bed.

    • RGG

      Like Trumps twitter followers, they’re not even real people.

  • Sam_Handwich

    lol @ n-de

  • lenvus

    I am shocked she couldn’t even spell out nUde. I looked at that “n-de” for the longest time and thought, “what in the fuck spelling error / word is that supposed to be”? Was anyone else stumped at first?

    • coram nobis

      I figured, “G-d only knows.”

    • FAEN

      That’s how fucked up she is. Who has a problem with the word nude???

      • David in Tucson

        People who see themselves as shameful.

      • Acronym Jim

        It goes along with b-rthd-y s–t and -n th- -lt-g-th-r.

      • clay

        The porn-blocking software on her husband’s [email protected]

      • LovesIrony

        she has a problem with every thing,

      • Lizard

        Buying bras must be a pain.

        Cole: “I want the ones that are my skin color.”

        Unfortunate salesperson: “Um…nude, then?”

        Cole: “JUST WHAT KIND OF ESTABLISHMENT IS THIS”

        • Snarkaholic

          Cole, in a restaurant: “I’ll have the chest of chicken.”

          • violamateo

            Or bosom?

        • FAEN

          That instantly reminds me of ‘Some Like It Hot’….’WHAT KIND OF GIRL DO YOU THINK I AM MR FIELDING!’

      • Snarkaholic

        The word naked is okay; it’s even in the Bible…which is glaring proof that she’s never read it.

        • Frostbite

          Silly, women aren’t allowed to read.

        • FAEN

          Another cafeteria xtian.

        • Of course she hasn’t. She’s a Christian! πŸ˜›

      • Frostbite

        I’m surprised she just doesn’t lock herself up as a shut-in. She must be in constant pain from the bombardment of the outside world and all the foul things she finds in it. Sounds like a serious mental disorder.

        • BudClark

          She is the porno equivalent of a woman in one parish where I served where she scrubbed EVERYTHING including PAPER money, chops, roasts, uncooked PASTA (!) and HAMBURGERS with HOT, SOAPY WATER. She had to receive Communion privately; she had to see the priest open a fresh packet of wafers, and he had to wear GLOVES. Sweet lady … sang in my choir … sweet voice … just don’t touch her or any of her chant books! Somehow she and her husband managed to get nasty enough to have four lovely kids … blond, northern Italian.

          • Mikey

            that all sounds like an invitation to me – one to sneeze really loudly into my hands then put my paws all over her chant books.

          • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

            My first thought as well. πŸ˜€

      • In some parts of the south, you can’t use the proper names of reproductive organs, lest you be swearin’. I’m not kidding.

    • Acronym Jim

      You mean she didn’t misspell “need?”

    • David Gervais

      Yes, took me a minute too..

    • Nowhereman

      It’s all just a bunch of covfefe and argle bargle if you ask me.

    • ohhh, that’s what’s meant.

    • violamateo

      I was fully expecting her to write “cl-w f–t t-bs”….

    • Thanks for the solution to that little word game. I was about to give up, figuring it was some “Christian” thing.

    • CottonBlimp

      Better not let God catch you typing the word “nude” or he’ll throw you in the flaming pit!

      The irony of prudery is that typing “n-de” forces you to think about the concept for much, much longer than if you’d just read the actual word and then moved on.

      Burqas work in a similar way, but with flesh.

  • Mark Ross

    It is odd that they are n-de in separate tubs. If the drug was working, wouldn’t they want to be in the same tub?

    • geoffalnutt

      That’s a great way to get suds in yer hoo-hah.

    • Uncle Mark

      No kidding. I keep wondering how someone in marketing was ever able to pitch that idea.

      I could see an old Carol Burnett Show lampoon that ad, where an older couple is on the porch, in their respecive bath tubs. The husband is ready to get frisky…when the wife reaches over to his tub and pulls out his drain stopper…as the moment just goes down the drain.

  • Tulle Christensen

    One hundred moms are against bathing now? Must stink to be them

  • Chucktech

    Can you imagine what goes through the mind of a child, tween, or teen when they see this ad?

    Q: Daddy, what’s Cialis?

    A: It’s a special medicine, sweetie, to help some daddies love mommies better.

    Q: Daddy, can I have some ice cream?

    • bambinoitaliano

      You may not lick my …ohhh …let’s go to Dairy Queen.

    • BJORN RAGNVALDR

      Or the ad some of us endured years ago for Summers Eve.
      mother and daughter in car going somewhere
      “Mom, do you ever get that not so fresh feeling”
      “Yeah, I was going to ask you to roll down the window ”

    • theonlyseven

      Brilliant. Of course, you can always do what my father did and lie.

      Me at 8: Dad, what’s a muff diver?
      Dad: I don’t know. Hey, want to out for some ice cream?

  • “Family Time?”

    What is this, 1955? Do these lunatics seriously think a modern family sits around the television in the evening like a Norman Rockwell painting? From what I’ve seen, every family member has their noses buried in their own screens and the “family” television is just on as background noise, completely ignored.

  • Pollos Hermanos
  • bkmn

    Monica is just upset noone wants to grab her by the p*ssy.

  • AmeriCanadian

    Newsflash: Little Johnny and Little Susie know WAY more about sex than their parents ever did at their age thanks to this newfangled thingy called the internet. My god, these people have their heads buried so deeply in the sand that only their feet are sticking out.

    • FAEN

      But I bet they have no problem with their kids watching violence. Or xtian propaganda. Or Cheeto talk about grabbing women by the pussy. But golly gee 2 people in separate tubs and they’re clutching their pearls πŸ™„.

      • Uncle Mark

        As I recall, quite a number of these folks were not so much upset with their messiah’s pussy-talk, but rather with the “liberal” media broadcasting it. SMH

  • Ernest Endevor

    What? You think 11 year olds don’t have ED?

  • skyweaver

    “n-de”?

    • coram nobis

      Go Cialis, I think she’ll know.

    • JWC

      ya like nekkid

  • coram nobis

    A n-de couple with two cl-w foot tubs! That’s a sh-cking waste of w-ter at a time when w-ter c-nservation is essential. One tub only, please.

    • David in Tucson

      Tw- cl-w f–t t-bs! Sh-ck-ng, – t-ll y–, sh-ck-ng!
      Will someone please go buy One Maybe Mom a basket of vowels, please?

      • coram nobis

        We’d have to Scrabble to get them.

        • Uncle Mark

          O, U !!

  • Oscarlating Wildely
  • JWC

    So now these weird characters are all embarrassed by their prime directiive procreation . Do we still tell our little darlings some piece of Bull shit. I think the average 4 year old knows what Mommy and Daddy do behind closed doors

  • JaniceInToronto

    How did Monica get so very fucked in the head? It’s like she works at it.

  • canoebum

    “Our organization has received numerous complaints from concerned parents. 1MM could not ignore this issue.”

    Here’s suggestion: tell them to turn off the television and go work at a food pantry or visit seniors in a nursing home. I’m sure they appreciate some company.

    • Stogiebear

      They’d probably appreciate any extra Cialis the Million Shrews find around the house too.

  • boatboy_srq

    1) Most couples I know that b-the n-de together share ONE cl-w-f–t-t-b unless they don’t fit into one single tub. B-thing s-de-by-s-de takes all the fun out of it.

    2) Teaching kids the correct English (or whatever language) words words for human anatomy saves them from trouble, and prevents things like parents and schools unwittingly enabling child abuse, when all involved fail to understand things like “Grampa wants to share my cookie and I don’t like that” can actually mean the nasty old fart is molesting his granddaughter and the little girl is more creeped out by it than the adults.

    • RoFaWh

      Double-size bathtubs are available.

  • 1amgroot

    Studies show that Monica Cole is the leading cause of erectile dysfunction.

    • Nowhereman

      Really? I’d put my bet on Kellyanne Conway.

      • J Ascher

        I thought the title was held in perpetuity by Maggie Gallagher or Kim Davis!

        • teeveedub

          Speaking of whom, we haven’t really heard from either of these icons of bigotry lately.

        • John30013

          So many contenders for the crown!

    • Daveed_WOW

      For me, it’s Donald Trump. There are a lot of terrible things about Trump, but his appearance is the worst. We’ve never had an uglier President. How did that happen, America?

  • coram nobis

    How’s this as an ad that’s inappropriate for obvious reasons.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij2Xbu-XhCI

    • Todd20036

      LOVE IT!

  • JWC

    Thank someone for One Million Moms if for no other reason , the comic relief

  • bambinoitaliano

    Damn! They use to protest shows and I counter by watching those shows they were against. But I don’t need Cialis. What to do ?

    • Adam King

      Buy a bunch and hand it out to the homeless?

      • Adam King

        Then when they get frisky yell, “Get a room!”

      • bambinoitaliano

        I’m no Walter White.

  • JIM W

    The women of MM’s are those that only have sex on Saturday night, lights out, flat on her back and he does all the work. How can any man find happiness with that kind of woman? No wonder so many “straight” men get blow jobs at the video store, etc.

    • bambinoitaliano

      Saturday night? Those are prime time their husbands save for “out of town convention” or “poker games with the buddies” or “critical project in the office”.

      • JIM W

        In that case, he misses out on the weekly piece until the next weekly routine starts.

        • Adam King

          And breathes a sigh of relief.

    • grada3784

      Is that before or after the Saturday night bath?

  • Michael R

    One Million Moms Vs anyone ever having an erection again .
    The League Of Boner Killing Personalities .

  • FAEN

    LMAO @ 2 crazy people in a basement aka ‘OMM’.

  • The_Wretched

    M*nica dear; kids can sp*ll w*rds even when you leave out v*wels. Were your deity real, he could as well.

    • Tulle Christensen

      plus should it not be “-r-ct–n, and -r-c-i– dysfunction”?

    • clay

      Yeah, but the porn-blocking software on her husband’s [email protected] cannot.

    • BudClark

      O please! I learned how to suck cock (voluntarily) at 10; and fuck ass (enthusiastically) at 12 … the gods bless summer music camp!

  • coram nobis

    This just in: the 2016 erection was hacked. Film at 11.

  • Hue-Man

    This particular commercial is airing earlier and earlier in the day.

    Because their target market believes that “late TV news” starts at 6:00 PM!

  • HZ81

    “n_de?”

    Fuck you.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      C_vf_f_ !

      • Acronym Jim

        I’m embarrassed that I got that right away.

        • Robincho

          Yeah, it’s pretty much w-rmed its way into the v-rnac-lar.
          S-d!…

  • 2amor

    I have a 6 year old and a 3 year old and with the nifty invention of Netflix and Hulu my children have never seen a commercial. I just don’t get this crazy bitch……

  • David in Tucson

    In other words, we’re ashamed of everything having to do with sex, and YOU SHOULD BE TOO!

  • another_steve

    Cable TV news would go out of business were it not for their Cialis revenue.

    Personally, at my age and in my condition, I’m beyond Cialis.

    We’re talkin’ here: the need for a major world religion miracle.

    • MT YVR

      The second cumming? The rez-erection? πŸ˜›

  • Ninja0980

    Poor Monica, if only she had someone to grab her by her pussy, I think she’d be a lot happier.

  • j.martindale

    You people would make Queen Victoria proud.

    • Acronym Jim

      I have a feeling Queen Victoria would not be amused by these people. She wasn’t as much of a prude as people made her out to be.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    If your “Monica Cole problem” lasts more than four hours, call your doctor and order Cialis.

  • geoffalnutt

    Dear Monica – “boner, boner, boner, boner, boner, boner, boner, boner, boner, boner, boner, boner, boner, boner, boner, boner, boner, boner, boner, boner, boner!!!!!!!”

    • Acronym Jim

      “a snake, a snake, ooooo, a snake!”

      “mushroom, mushroom”

      Wait! Was THAT what that silly meme was doing? Has anybody informed one miffed mom?

      • NZArtist

        Mushroom, mushroom.

  • John McKee

    How do they know they are n-de in the tubs, maybe they are wearing bathing suits.

    • Acronym Jim

      b-th-ng s–ts

  • ultragreen

    Kids don’t watch the Lawrence Welk show, so all of this worry about Cialis ads is unnecessary.

  • LarryChemEngr

    These Church Ladies are hilarious. Self righteous prudes stuck in the 1950’s.

    • JWC

      so Special

    • kareemachan

      All sixteen of them.

  • Boreal
    • Uncle Mark

      I’m guessing Timothy had some real relationship problems with the ladys….or this is from 50 Shades of Timothy

      • Boreal

        Timothy must have liked teh cock.

        • grada3784

          He was trying to get a bit of his own back, after Paul was forced to snip him.

          • Boreal

            Ouch

      • clay

        Timothy was the letter’s recipient, not it’s (supposed) author.
        But if he was Paul’s favorite, he probably had issues with the ladies, too. He was supposedly a momma’s boy, and grandmomma’s boy.

        • Uncle Mark

          Mama would frown on any “good Christian” reading someone else’s mail. ;^)

        • grada3784

          After being circumsized by someone forced to do the cutting, wouldn’t you be a bit freaked out?

  • Uncle Mark

    I’m waiting for the ad that has a gay couple in the bath tubs or having their “close moments…when the time is right;” that’s when 1MM will REALLY lose their shite. Why not put it out now, since they’re already pissed off?

    • David Milley

      When it’s a gay couple, I expect we’ll have the sense to be in the same tub.

      • Uncle Mark

        Preferrably a jacuzzi or shower

  • Adam King

    My erctile is functioning just fine.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    One Million Moms writes God to complain the “Crack of Dawn” is offensive.

  • Panties thoroughly wadded and bunched.

    • William

      Tying them in knots works better.

      • Yeah, but the other way results in maximum chafing.

    • BudClark

      Heavy pink flannel knickers, rather …

  • Acronym Jim

    “Can you imagine what goes through the mind of a child, tween, or teen when they see this ad?”

    I don’t need to imagine it. I can hear the giggling and ewing all the way down the street.

  • samcollins

    True story: I was speaking with one of their pharmaceutical reps in clinic one day and told him that my patients weren’t getting any benefit from his product even though they dissolved it in the bath water 30 minutes prior to activity. He couldn’t tell if I was joking or not. Haven’t seen him around lately.

    • coram nobis

      Maybe the wife is supposed to take it 30 minutes before taking a bath, one might suggest helpfully.

    • Rebecca Gardner

      LOL! I like your humor.

  • kareemachan

    I never did understand how you sex in two different bathtubs….

    • coram nobis

      Is that what they call “water sports”, he asked rhetorically?

    • Stogiebear

      The female of a MF couple slings her ovum at the male in the other tub and the male slings the spermatozoa at the female. Somewhere across the divide the two things slung may get together and that’s where babies come from. Sounds like a hell of a lot of work and not particularly accurate way to propagate a species, but straights. Go figure.

      • RoFaWh

        Sounds like two slugs mating.

    • Macbill

      Cleanly.

    • Adam King

      Kinda like “phone sex,” but with a little less lying.

  • Cuberly

    To Joe’s comment, aren’t all ED drugs advertised on pretty much every sports ball game thingy? As in, they’ve been there for ages?

    Yeesh, sounds like a premature outrage emission from Monica.

  • barrixines

    Does One Miffed Monica not get n-d- to bathe? How does she wash her foof? Close her eyes, throw a sponge up her dirndl and try to catch it with her thighs?

    Less time flicking your bean to ED ads and more time reading a book, Monica, and eventually you’ll learn the difference between “discrete” and “discreet”.

  • It’s weird that she can’t type out the whole words… Some people are literally not equipped to deal with the realities of life, like at all…

  • coram nobis
    • Hue-Man

      Exit poll suggests Britain is on course for a hung parliament
      David Dimbleby is reading out the results.
      Conservatives: 314
      Labour: 266
      SNP: 34
      Lib Dems: 14
      Plaid Cymru: 3
      Greens: 1
      Ukip: 0
      Others: 138
      (Guardian)

      • coram nobis

        Also in the Guardian live feed:

        Can you trust exit polls?

        The short answer is, yes and no.

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        Looks like UKIP got about what they deserved.

        • William

          Did Putin forget to pay for a campaign?

    • TK

      So did May make it worse for herself by calling this election? Can someone across the pond explain, please.

      • NZArtist

        Usually politicians call elections when they realize their support is plummetting. They do it in the hope they’ll be elected with a slim majority before their support evaporates.

        • barrixines

          Not how it was in this case. The Tories were way out in front when May called the election. This was a vote to give her a blank cheque for Brexit and, I am delighted to say, she has ballsed it up beautifully. There are already calls tonight for her resignation.

    • Hue-Man
  • Darrel Cj

    This isn’t about morality – this is just being a prude! Anyone who has to bleep a vowel in the word “nude” has intimacy issues.

    • They have some kind of issues, for sure.

    • William

      They was n-kk-d!!!

    • RoFaWh

      As I said earlier, I think of it as more akin to grammatical hypercorrection.

  • nipper

    I guess they are running out of things to bitch about since an old white man sexual predator is our President.

  • coram nobis

    UK exit polls suggesting a hung Parliament. Would Cialis help electoral dysfunction?

  • yes b’y

    do they fill the tubs with the garden hose or do they carry water from the kitchen sink?

  • LovesIrony

    many families find OMM offensive and embarrassing.

  • Diogenes Onionpants

    Louie CK did a bit about stupid parents who oppose gay marriage because they don’t want to have a conversation with their children. Ended with “What should I tell my child?!” “I don’t know, it’s your shitty kid.”

  • Tawreos

    What is with these harlots watching TV aka the Devil Box. These women should be getting their husbands to read them the bible and tell them what it means, not trying to tell men anything about anything.

  • coram nobis

    And we have an early result — the Silly Party have taken Luton!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJVROcKFnBQ

    • Robincho

      Yes, but Hoo really cares?…

  • wds

    Oh for God’s sake…where have these frustrated women [1 million HA! More like twelve women and one has a fax machine] been for the last several years … the couple in separate tubs has been a staple of Cialis commercials for quite some time. As usual, they’re a day late/a dollar and brains short ..
    I’m assuming that their husbands/lovers/boyfriends must use Viagra … ROFL
    Maybe the guys deal with it the “approved” way … a couple of straws (or in some cases tooth picks) and some bandage tape … LOL

  • William

    Oh heavens! These dirty commercials have Monica thinking about erections! While she has never actually seen a penis, the thought of penises has caused her to walk into walls.

    • BearEyes

      Can “she” even see her own beyond the beer belly?

  • Andymac3

    “If your erection lasts more than 4 hrs, you’re welcome!”

  • William of Glynn

    F-ndamentalist Chr-stians should not be watching TV in the first place.

  • Spongebob CrankyPants

    TBH: I’m offended and embarrass by claw foot tubs.

    • Adam King

      They should knit them little socks, for the sake of decency.

      • Natty Enquirer

        We prefer to call them “claw-appendage” tubs, thank you.

  • Richard

    …and I’D like to take action against people who confuse “discrete” with “discreet”.

  • vorpal 😼

    With love from The Oatmeal, sex “special ed” for OMM.
    Remember: a flaccid penis is a righteous penis!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/eecc64b31e5f86de7ac22b4f1a3d55dc22af9143e5a810014f2448d0458d2f34.png

  • Lee Grupsmith-Pedersen

    I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: “Good gawd, woman, doesn’t your remote have a channel changer?”

  • KnownDonorDad

    Ah, dispatches from the Republic of Gilead wannabees.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Good grief, are those node couples having six again?

    • edrex

      with their eructions.

      • RoFaWh

        eructations

  • LovesIrony

    there are religious channels, I don’t watch them but I pay for them, this is more offensive than any commercial

  • Reasonoverhate

    Yet they voted for the pussy grabber!

    • Natty Enquirer

      And made him Pr-s-d-nt.

      • margaretpoa

        Or as I call him, Orange Il Duce….
        Seriously, doesn’t he remind you of Mussolini?

      • Adam King

        His lawyer spells it Pr-d-s-nt.

        • grada3784

          Isn’t that toothpaste?

    • Todd20036

      Who raped a kid.

  • OCW

    Are we sure this group isn’t just some giant hoax organization? They are starting (or continuing) to sound that way.

  • clay

    Oh, good, they got my letter.

    /s

    • margaretpoa

      Okay that made me laugh.

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    Kids asking healthy questions ​about sex? …..Oh the humanity.

    • Natty Enquirer

      There are no healthy questions about sex, you perv.

      • Gianni

        That has to be a quote from the 1mm handbook.

  • margaretpoa

    Oh, noes! Did those eeeeeeevil people try to sell boner polls and teh teevee again?
    It’s hilarious that the not even a decent fraction of one million moms refuse to spell out words like sex and nude and erection

  • Leo

    OT1 (!!!)

  • Rick

    ‘Discreet,’ you numbskull.

  • Bill

    AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
    Discrete: Individually separate and distinct!
    Discreet: Careful and circumspect as not to cause offense!

    This drives me fucking crazy!
    If you don’t know how to use the English language, do not use the English language!

    Until you can intelligently express yourself, do not go around telling people what they should and shouldn’t do.

    Thank you, I feel better now.

    • Hue-Man

      I can tell this really “effects” you!

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      Perhaps they’re referring to the two separate, discrete bathtubs

  • Leo

    OT2 (!!!)

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    Cialis, I prefer the generic, MyCoxAFloppin.

    • Robincho

      You’d definitely like Mydixadrylβ„’. I know I do…

  • -M-

    If you find two people in twin bathtubs offensive you really need to recalibrate.

  • LovesIrony

    lady you are raising children that will have severe sexual hang ups. It would not surprise many if one of your kids is molesting another child.

  • Frostbite

    I hate to tell the one angry shrew, but most teenagers know what they are selling too.

  • Tom G

    Have. An. Orgasm.

  • BobSF_94117

    http://gazettereview.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/urkel.jpg

    “er-ction”

    Is that anything like Urkel?

  • penpal

    OMG SO MANY DIRTY WORDS MY PUSSY IS GETTING SINFULLY WET.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      I find expurgation strangely arousing.

      • Natty Enquirer

        Shall I bowdlerize you?

        • 2guysnamedjoe

          Not in front of the ch-ld–n!

  • Mark

    Ser—-sly, wh-t th- f-ck -s wr-ng w-th th-se f-ck-ng -ssh-les?

  • 2guysnamedjoe

    What I find offensive and embarrassing are those stingy little undersized bathtubs they’re putting in rental units nowadays.
    Give me a big ol’ Olympic-sized clawfoot tub any day. Make that two.

  • Gerry Fisher

    Ohhhhh, good luck with chasing at THAT windmill, Not Really One Million Moms.

  • Lars Littlefield

    The real reason Monica’s so upset is because her beleaguered husband has been getting regular morning woodies since he got a prescription for Cialis. She’s WAY annoyed at him trying to poke her 1t 6:45 am every day. She’d hoped those days of suffering through he wifely duty were over. But no.

  • JT

    OMM, or a dozen women who have never seen an erection in their lives.

  • kmcdevitt

    I love the way these people avoid using perfectly ordinary words by inserting dashes into their terrible offensiveness. “N-de,” “s-x,” and my personal favorite,”v-gina,” because nothing says good parenting like teaching your daughters their lady-parts are DIRTY!!

    • David Milley

      I actually was getting ready to look up what kind of kinky play n-de might be, until I realized they were only halfway through their “Wheel of Fortune” board.

    • RoFaWh

      It’s for “node” and refers to a party game where everyone pretends to be a satellite of the Sun, and astrological computation skills help.

  • TexasBoy

    I wish someone would show Monica how the channel selector and power buttons work on her TV remote…unless her TV set is from the 1950s, too.

  • RoFaWh

    “n-de”? This kind of hypercorrection, in this case from the filthy language of the laboring masses to the fluting tones of the excessively well to do…this kind of hypercorrection suggests whoever wrote that screed had very little knowledge or understanding of the issues.

    • David Milley

      … or the alphabet.

      • Helen Damnation πŸ‘β„’

        They have to type “n-de”; their built in censors on their email products or their “family-safe” browsers won’t allow it otherwise.

  • netxtown

    urrrr-fer kriste’s sake. there’s is absolutely nothing embarrassing about a big ol hard dick. I absolutely love ’em!

    Some day, that skanky mom is gonna be begging Mr. Postman to either deliver hubby some Ciallis – or fuck her.

  • Sean

    Maybe if the one mom’s beard… I mean “husband” used Cialis more often she wouldn’t have time to bitch about commercials. Just saying.

  • Gianni

    Monica is definitely one pathetic prude. She drives the needle on the meter squarely into the Red every time.

  • cheakamus

    It took me a moment to figure out when in hell a “n-de couple” is.

    • Treant

      Northern Delaware couples are notorious for their water-based sex.

      • Robincho

        Does water-based sex require water-based lube?…

        • Treant

          Always. And lots, since it washes off with all the thrashing about.

          • Helen Damnation πŸ‘β„’

            Silicone is better, but doesn’t mesh well with pools and other water filtration/sanitation systems.

  • LesbianTippingHabits

    This is incredible.

    Like, here we have an opposite-sex couple that we can assume are married.

    Isn’t that good enough?

    H e l – l o !

  • narutomania

    Att-ntion to all nine disgruntled and bored m-ms:

    Just bec-use you use a hyphen ins-de some of your words does not change their meaning. So why use a h-phen at all, you ridic-lous c-nts?

    Damn. Purchase some of this stuff and give it to your husbands already. You all could clearly use a good FUCK.

  • A little late to the party with this complaint. Wow.

  • Helen Damnation πŸ‘β„’

    OMFG two SEPARATE bathtubs? What is the world coming to? Seriously, can we put all the prudes in one state, say, Sessions’ home state of Alabama?

  • tasteless chap

    These bitches have sand in their pussies, and they’re determined to make everyone else as miserable as they are! Such a pathetic way to live.

  • Paula

    I am sure that all of their husbands need Cialis or VIagra. Its the only they can get it up after looking at their wives faces.

    • JWC

      meow SNAP

    • paganguy

      I thought they wanted the ads pulled so their husbands wouldn’t see them, thus ensuring the million moms a full night of uninterrupted sleep.

  • safari

    I suppose we should also cut tampon ads from daytime TV because of those naughty woman bits.

    • JWC

      Do not laff I have seen people in stores at the magazine rack taking issuue that they find repulsive and tucking them further back in the pile

  • Henry Auvil

    2.4 million kids just said, “Mom, get a fuckin’ life.”

  • theonlyseven

    “A parent never expects to have a discussion…”
    Then your’e a shitty parent. Part of the job of a parent is being prepared for your kid to ask or say something delicate, usually at an inopportune time. It’s what kids do.

  • fuzzybits

    N-de,er-ctile. Hahaha!

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    This is the stupidest product ever to go against. Men who have problems with boners will always have their hand out for boner pills. Hell, some soldiers in Afghanistan got cooperation from some of the older village leaders in return for Viagra.

  • fuzzybits

    I know I blush when I walk by the bathtubs at Loews.

  • John Calendo

    Oh no!…not n_de people! Not s_x!…not cl_w-foot tubs!!!

  • The New Paige Turnerβ„’

    Mommy, why does Daddy need to take Cialis?

    Darling, He needs it to have sex with someone he no longer finds attractive.

  • 2patricius2

    Have they been asleep all these last years? Have they never seen the commercials?

    • HappyDance904

      No..they are moving up earlier and earlier…remember? bahahahaha

  • 2patricius2

    Er-ctile?

  • HappyDance904

    Buy a damn video player you so called “Christ-stain” (the – is intentional!)

  • Tallulah

    Vicodin. Xanax. Keep your damned Cialis.

  • BudClark

    Oh, honey, just ’cause you haven’t had a hard, hot injection of prime beef in your deep freeze since Reagan was President, don’t begrudge the rest of us. If you can’t find a man (or a woman, for that matter), they sell ALL KINDS of WONDERFUL substitutes on the Interwebz these days. Just be sure to stock up on the right size batteries, or get the rechargeable ones, or the plug-in ones. Just don’t take the plug-in ones into the bathtub with you, hmmm ….

  • M Jackson

    If Christian men want to get heir dicks hard, they will. And any puritanical missive from Monica, threatening to destroy any man’s erection, won’t mean shit to them. Why remind them of their frigid wives?

  • coram nobis

    In the SF Chronicle of course. Couple gets it on on Ryanair to Ibiza.
    They flew united.

    http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Ryanair-couple-sex-romp-seats-Ibiza-flight-11206863.php

    Does that mean extra frequent flyer miles? Million moms want to know.

    One pill makes you harder,
    And one pill makes you small,
    And the ones that the Moms give you
    Won’t do anything at all,
    Go Cialis, I think she’ll know …

  • jonfromcalifornia

    Oh for goodness sakes people, for crying our loud. It’s “discreet” NOT “discrete”. Stupid fundamentalists!

  • Chris Gardner

    WTF… now they are complaining about a married couple showing romance on a TV ad? Like we wouldn’t want kids to see adults being romantic with each other?

  • Dade

    Imagine going through life unable to say the word “sex”

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  • justme

    Really..
    Not since Lucy and Ricky has there been such a fuss.
    Guess you want Fred and Ethel
    They couldn’t even sleep in the same building!!!

  • Jay Phelps

    Nice to see them bitching about straight couples for a change.

  • Paul

    These are the types of women whose husbands need some Cialis.

  • SilasMarner

    Gawd these bitches must have sex with the lights off and tell their partners to go ahead and do their dirty business and do it quickly while lying there stiff as a board. And then it’s only once a year on his birthday. LOL!!!

  • CatCope

    2003??!!! monica, you need to get a REAL life. Oh & tell your chillins’ they were NOT brought by the stork!!