Sean Spicer: The President And A Small Group Of People Know Exactly What “Covfefe” Means [AUDIO]

Raw Story reports:

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer drew widespread laughter from reporters when he insisted that President Donald Trump’s infamous “covfefe” tweet was not a misspelling. After one reporter asked Spicer if “people should be concerned that the president posted somewhat of an incoherent tweet last night,” Spicer simply replied, “No.”

The reporter then asked Spicer why the misspelled tweet stayed up for so long. “The president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant,” Spicer replied, which elicited laughter throughout the room. Reporters then tried to ask Spicer what “covfefe” actually means, but he quickly moved on to another question.

  • Mordred LeFey

    “We know exactly what opjdklgnmaefas means. Next question.”

    • coram nobis

      It came from his Twitter follower, Jfjfjfjf.

  • The_Wretched

    Um, “convfefe” being (at best) an inside joke doesn’t make it better. It makes us wonder who he is talking to in code.

    • Jerry

      I’m sure it was meant only for the Russians, and was code for “burn the evidence.”

    • DonnaLee

      Now get it right, it’s covfefe…soon it will be on tshirts. Like today.

  • Pollos Hermanos
    • another_steve

      I miss Pee Wee.

      Man and I were still fully employed back then (60+ hours each, per week), but we always got up early on Saturday mornings to catch his show.

  • Sam_Handwich
    • Bad Tom

      …but continues to lose control of his own mind.

  • Gustav2

    The bestest words!

    • Xuuths


  • John Mundy

    What it meant was dementia, and I’m sure there is a group in the White House that is very aware of that.

  • bambinoitaliano

    On top of dealing with the fake news coming out from this administration now we have to accept made up words?

    • PickyPecker


      • Bad Tom

        Which, ironically, is listed in the OED as an archaic usage.
        Somehow I don’t think Mr. Trump got that word from his fascination with Middle English.

        • McSwagg

          His mastery of speaking seems to be stuck somewhere in the Middle School English level.

    • Uncle Mark

      Fake news, fake words, fake patriotism, fake president…there’s a definite pattern here

      • bambinoitaliano

        Unfortunately their existence is not fake.

    • zhera

      alt words.

  • Jonathan Smith
  • GayOldLady

    Covfefe means, cover my fe fe. He tried to text it to his butler last night and tweeted it accidentally. I’m not sure what a fe fe is, use your imagination.

    • stuckinthewoods

      Yes, you’re correct he told the butler to “cover my fe fe.” Someone posted it here just a week or so ago, although it is spelled “fee fee.”
      Melania suggested it.

  • Just imagine the sheer idiocy and craven mendacity it takes to refuse to admit that an abortive, misspelled late-night Tweet was a simple mistake.

    • skyweaver

      They got nothin’

      • another_steve

        And when you got nothin’, anything’s good.

    • zhera

      I’m starting to think that Donnie is trolling Spicer. Making him stand there and say the stupidest things, all while trying to be serious and authorative.

      • The_Wretched

        I used to describe Trump as an internet troll who made it to TV. There’s no reason that doesn’t still apply. it would be consistent with his past – he probably thinks he’s being clever when he gets attention for his troll tweets / spicer humiliations.

        • Ernest Endevor

          The alt right boys do call him the King of the Trolls.

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      • EdmondWherever

        We’ll know the game is up when Trump makes Spicer say, “Dennis Quaid is here!!”

    • Stogiebear

      Just imagine if we could merely imagine it . . . instead of actually living it.

    • Blake Jordan

      I am starting to wonder if Donnie experienced a “health incident” mid-tweet, and they rather claim it was intentional instead of further proof that is mentally (and physically) deteriorating…

      • David Walker

        Could also have dozed off. For as much as I hate coming to his covfefe, jet lag can be a bitch. “Health incident” works better, though.

      • Herald

        He fell asleep. Would have been NBD, they could have even joked about it. Instead Trump makes Spicer tell the stupidest and most transparent lie yet.

    • VodkaAndPolitics

      Or that somehow it’s more palatable that the POTUS is sending out secret code words over the extremely un-secure Twitter, than that he made a funny typo.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok
      • Bad Tom

        Goodness knows
        Anything goes.

      • perversatile

        Cov = Coven
        fefe misspelling of fifi
        fifi = circus poodle

        Translates to:
        The witches have penetrated the White House’s christian prayer barrier. NATO sending Clown Assassins. Front lawn dotted with exploding dog droppings. Send help. My hair is watching me.

        • witch

          All right who let the poodle out of the bag O.o to your brooms, tonight we ride!

          • perversatile

            Don’t forget to bring a non-perishable item for the food drive -xoxo

        • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

          Maybe it’s just the Peruvian Flake?

          • perversatile

            Bolivian Bab-Bam cut
            with the white crusty stuff
            from old batteries

          • itsezi

            Careful…your “old school” is showing

          • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

            My apologies, Columbian Flake.

    • Chris Baker

      I agree. A mature, self-confident adult would simply laugh and say “yeah, who hasn’t mistyped a word in the middle of the night.”

      But it’s the petulant child is the one who say “Yeah, I meant to do that, and if you don’t understand what that word is then you are the idiot!”

      • David Walker

        Because, as he told us, he has the best words.

  • Tawreos

    He is trying to get a coded message to his Russian handlers or hookers or something.

  • Rex

    Well, we know it isn’t code for “Sean Spicer has credibility.”

  • Reasonoverhate

    We’re reaching new depths of insanity….

    • Jonathan Smith


      • Jerry


        • John

          Here’s a “That, too.” for you, too. There are two too’s for you. hmmmm sew them together and you’ll have a ‘too-too’…LOL

        • Bad Tom

          Inanity Hannity Inhannity Bo Bannity
          Hannity Humanity Insanity Ba Bannity
          Rantity Annity Inanity Be Hannity!
          Impunity Disunity Jejunity Taciturnity Bo Bannery
          Inconcinnity Importunity Saccharinity Asininity Yo Hannity!

          • Jerry

            …me my mo mannity…

      • John

        That, too.

  • TimCA

    covfefe /

    noun (Russian):
    a feeling of relief, happiness, or elation upon realizing another 24 hours have successfully passed without your blackmailer releasing video of you being urinated on.

    “after frenzied tweeting, the president sunk back into his chair overwhelmed by a strong sense of covfefe”

    synonyms: joyousness, relief, satisfaction, “a feeling of exhilaration”

  • GayOldLady
  • another_steve

    I try not to comment here on JMG after my second martini of the day. I become…hmm…rather incoherent upon Beefeater Martini #3.

    Donald honey, call me.

    We’ll discuss.

  • Secure

    Get me off this planet.

  • andrew

    Sean Spicer will live to regret that he has made a total fool of himself for Trump.

    • Jonathan Smith

      good. Long life to him then.

  • Covfefe and you’ll wipe it up dude!

  • Sam_Handwich
  • GayOldLady

    Trump’s excuse for everything

  • james1200
    • Bad Tom

      Somehow I thought covfefe involved packing a go bag and getting a new passport in an assumed name.

  • Rex

    Other than the comic relief, why does the press even bother with asking questions?

  • GeneInSJ

    He’s practically writing these SNL scripts himself at this point.

    • Reality.Bites

      Generous of him to fill in while they’re on their summer hiatus.

  • David

    Sure they could be honest, and admit he fell asleep while texting in bed. But NO.

    Always lie. Always, always, always LIE.

    • Lars Littlefield

      Are you suggesting that he is butt texting? Sounds reasonable to me.

  • Rex

    It’s code for “sneak Hope Hicks into my room.”

  • Carl

    Can we put adults back in charge please?

  • TimCA

    The president is not psychologically fit. The sooner we come to a collective understanding and acceptance of this situation, the better we’ll be as a nation.

    Trump needs to be removed from office. People need to stop covering for him!

    • Jamie Brewer

      Acording to #45’s dr: “His health is excellent, especially his mental health.”

      • McSwagg

        I’d expect no less from a crazy doctor examining a crazy patient. Crazy looks normal to other crazy people.

  • Paula

    Yeah, Sean and still not part of the group. Loser!

  • coram nobis

    “It also means, ‘Touchez pas au grisbi’,” Mr. Spicer added.

  • Tom Mears

    It’s code word his Russian handlers told him to use when he needs immediate, emergency extraction to Moscow.

  • Dot Beech

    He has no soul, no spirit, no integrity, no principle. It’s all been sold – Cheap! – to the RNC. How can he live with himself? His behavior is shameful.

    Take his children away. He’s a bad influence on them.

    • GayOldLady

      Take even his grown children. Take them all as far away as you can get them. Siberia would be nice.

      • McSwagg

        Why send them to Siberia. Prison is a much more appropriate new home for them.

  • Dagoril

    Oh, lordy.

    I’m going with it meaning “I’m all out of meth, please bring more right now!”

    • Stogiebear

      It must be true. After all, we read about it on the internet.

  • Akrontru

    ‘Covfefe’ is a word known only to a small group of Russian heterosexual, water-sports (read–piss) fans.

    • coram nobis

      No, I thought it was a French underworld slang term, like “rififi” or “grisbi.” I didn’t know Donald liked 1950s French heist films.

  • Tangentially on-topic…

    It won’t last. Donald can’t keep himself from babbling on Twitter and in interviews and hell, in front of his Russian handlers in the Oval office.

    Remember how just like two days ago they said Trump’s tweets were going to be vetted by his lawyers before he posted them? Fun times…

    #Covfefe was here

    • Gustav2

      …but not 45’s twitter account.

    • coram nobis

      Maybe “covfefe” is a code word. Or a safe word. Has Mistress Kellyanne got any alibis?

      • Lars Littlefield

        It’s her tramp stamp.

    • safari

      His lawyers will say something reasonable.

      Donald will turn around the next day, shit all over it, and then blame his attorneys.

    • kareemachan

      You mean the one going to be subpoenaed?

    • Bad Tom

      They mean “attorneys”.

      Even his own attorneys won’t meet with him one on one. They insist on meeting him in pairs. Otherwise, there is no one to corroborate that what they took from the meeting is different from what cheese souffle for brains took from it.
      Shoulda scrolled down!

  • Rex

    Twitter has become a baby monitor for Trump’s staff.

  • djcoastermark

    Covfefe- russian for that embarrassing little puff when t rump grabs you by the…..

  • Natty Enquirer

    Wow. That is just sad.

  • Beagle

    Brlfq spells “Mom and Dad” — well, that ain’t too bad.

  • dcurlee

    Who the hell is running the asylum

  • Lakeview Bob

    Twit using twitter. And Spicer is a twit too.

  • tim870

    The small group of people in Trump’s head.

  • coram nobis

    Meanwhile, in the civilized world —

    The lede:

    The partner of a police officer killed by a gunman on Champs-Élysées in Paris in April has married him posthumously, Le Parisien has reported.

    The city’s mayor, Anne Hidalgo, and the former French president François Hollande attended the wedding on Tuesday of Etienne Cardiles to the late Xavier Jugelé.

    Jugelé, 37, was shot dead on 20 April while on duty three days before the first round of France’s presidential election.

    He had campaigned for LGBT rights within the police service.

  • Michael R

    Use “Covfefe” in a sentence :
    ” I want to covfefe in Ivanka’s mouth ” – D.T,

  • BearEyes


  • Uncle Mark

    Does anyone suppose that Spicer may somehow think that he is actually on some kind of reality TV show, and that somehow he’s winning? (Or is it just something he tells himself daily/hourly?)

  • ByronK

    VEEP’s got nothing on these idiots.

  • Realspear

    He’s as smart as his boss!

  • mark99k

    Covertly Fellating Felons (i.e., his cabinet)

  • GayOldLady

    Using Covfefe in a sentence: “I had to covfefe, but I couldn’t find the restroom, so I had to covfefe in the sink in the janitors closet. I’m glad I can still jump that high”.

  • ByronK

    “Sean, why would the President tweet a message in the middle of the night that only a small group of people would understand? Does that group include the Russians?”

  • Moebym Reborn

    Why is Sean Spicer so predictable?

  • Lazycrockett

    Hillary is pissing off a lot of people.

    • McSwagg

      I used to say “It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on” but with the dRumpf regime, that no longer holds as true.

  • TJ

    Spicer must figure he’s got no reputation left and Trump’s going to humiliate him over and over again anyway, so why not go for the gold?

    • GayOldLady

      He didn’t even win the bronze with that lame story.

  • AmeriCanadian

    Am I the only one who knows what Trump was really trying to write? Or am I just not in on the joke? COVERAGE. R and G are on either side of F. Trump’s fingers may be short but they are fat and this is clearly the result of a fat fingered tweet.

    • Ben in Oakland

      Fat headed too.
      And fat butted.

    • Jonathan Smith

      would’nt that make it “COVrEgE”?

      • AmeriCanadian

        Well I didn’t say he knows how to spell. Look at the context of the unfinished tweet: Despite the constant negative press covfefe. It ends there because he fat-fingered the send key.

    • MikeBx2

      Haha. No, you’re in on it. The joke is that everyone knows but they won’t admit.

      • AmeriCanadian

        Apparently people are in need of some levity because the amount of time being spent on this is just surreal.

    • stevenj

      trump was probably wiping his butt while typing it out.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
  • JustDucky

    Spicey knows that for him, Trump’s “episide” is a test.

    “Trump is a man who doesn’t care much about the truth. He’s a man who cares deeply about loyalty. The two qualities merge in the way he wields bullshit. His flagrant lies serve as a loyalty test…

    Trump…tends to demand that his team offer a zealous defense of whatever bullshit he happens to spout on any given day — putting staffers and legislative allies in the untenable position of defending the indefensible…

    The key issues are trust and loyalty. By asking subordinates to echo his bullshit, Trump accomplishes two goals:

    -He tests the loyalty of his subordinates. In Cowen’s words, ‘if you want to ascertain if someone is truly loyal to you, ask them to do something outrageous or stupid.’

    -The other is that it turns his aides into members of a distinct tribe. ‘By requiring subordinates to speak untruths, a leader can undercut their independent standing, including their standing with the public, with the media and with other members of the administration.'”

    • The_Wretched

      It’s exactly how cult leaders behave too.

  • charemor

    Does Spicer have no sense of shame?

    • Bluto
      • Jonathan Smith
        • coram nobis

          I remember a legal case that’s on point here.

          EVIDENCE PROFESSOR: What was this case about, and what was the issue?
          ME: It involved two Chicago brothers, J.B. and J.C. Wright, who were suspected of setting their buildings on fire and collecting the insurance money. At issue was the admissibility, in their criminal trial, of testimony from their civil trial. Also at issue was whether two Wrights can make a wrong.
          CLASS: EWWW.

        • Bad Tom

          Rip, Tear, Shred — Maintaining Firm Boundaries

    • billbear1961

      No, the right is utterly SHAMELESS.

      But I blame the press–what’s left of the SERIOUS press–and the Democrats for not calling them out for their blatant, pathological LYING and extremist views.

      We have no propaganda machine to SHILL for us 24/7 the way the right has Fox, hate radio and online fascist “news” sites.

      REAL journalists AND strong voices in the Democratic party–and if “journalism” in this godforsaken country isn’t going to do it, Democrats MUST!!–have got to take on and EXPOSE that right-wing propaganda machine. They must wage a non-stop information WAR (yes, an Info Wars, but a TRUE one that uses the TRUTH to destroy proven LIES) on the goddamned LIARS!! It’s too VITAL a task to leave SOLELY to well-intentioned COMEDIANS!!

      Until that fascist machine is GUTTED and laughed off the stage, everything else we try to do will be built on QUICKSAND!!

  • billbear1961

    This regime is an evil FARCE.

    Anyone who recognizes their “authority”–the authority of hateful gangsters and PROVEN pathological LIARS–is as disgraceful as they are.

    No pride, no self-respect, no respect for the truth and simple human DECENCY.

  • bkmn
    • billbear1961

      This will only happen if their coup is defeated.

      The moment Trump fired Comey and admitted–three times?–that the Russia investigation was the reason he did it, the coup kicked into high gear.

      And I am dismayed and DISGUSTED by the opposition’s FAILURE to rise LOUDLY to the defense of the Republic.

      I will NEVER forget the Democratic party’s failure to defend our democracy with all the VIGOUR it deserves and demands–their weak, cowardly, apologetic opposition to an ongoing and obvious CRIME against this Republic.

      We cannot rely on the press to call out the right for their lies and extremist propaganda. For a mix of disgusting “reasons”–EXCUSES–they just won’t DO IT. They now treat deliberate lying and outright, blatant bigotry and fascism as acceptable behaviour in a genuine democracy.

      When Hillary tried to point out the deplorables supporting Trump, the “free” press CONDEMNED HER FOR IT, condemned her for doing THEIR job!!

      The Democratic party is also FAILING in the task–in ITS duty to warn the country of the FASCIST threat: speeches like Hillary’s, denouncing the deplorables, should be heard DAILY, backed up by a litany of FACTS, from strong voices EVERYWHERE in the Democratic party, but are NOT.

      Until this changes, the downward spiral will CONTINUE.

  • Jerry Kott

    Maybe T45 was in the kitchen when he tweeted and it was getting toooo hot? You just can make this shit up.
    Since he has created his own Reality, why not create your own language to go along with it.

  • Duh-David

    The townsfolk play along with the pretense, not wanting to appear stupid or unfit for their positions. Then, a child in the crowd, too young to understand the pretense, blurts out that the emperor is wearing nothing at all.

    • coram nobis

      And Mommy yanks him away from the parade, saying “I can’t take you anywhere! Just wait till I get you home!”

      • billbear1961

        This country in a nutshell–what it has become or is becoming.

        The majority–55-60%–still know better, but we have no REAL leadership and can’t rely on the press (which, while they–the serious press–may still tell us what Trump is up to, will NOT take on the right-wing propaganda machine and expose ITS lies and deliberate undermining of democracy).

  • JT
  • Blake J Butler

    Far cry 5 portrays christian milita men as bad guys as they have taken over a county in Montana.

    Should be interesting.

    • Dale082

      I’m not a big fan of FPS, and I got only a quarter of the way through Far Cry 4, but THIS looks like it may be worth getting!

      • Leo Tallant

        I never made it all the way through Far Cry (the original) LOL.

  • So let me get this right; the White House which is under investigation for allegedly secretly communicating and colluding with the Russian Government, is now sending apparently coded messages via twitter. I think they really should think this one over like really hard.

  • Ernest Endevor
  • Mikey

    COVer-up For Every FElony?

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Bannon’s gonna need more bronzer and foundation to cover-up that mess.

  • TheManicMechanic

    It’s Repugnese for “alternate facts.”

  • Bad Tom

    OK, Spicey, bqhatevwr you say.

  • unclemike

    “Sean, does the president smell burnt toast occasionally?”

    • djcoastermark


  • Gustav2

    OT: Former Trump Campaign Official Gets 7 Years In Bundy Ranch Standoff Case

    • djcoastermark

      Guess he’s going to miss the next presidential election campaign season. Good!

    • canoebum

      It’s a start. There should be some double-digit sentences handed down on ole’ Cliven and his sons. All his cattle should be confiscated, most of the beef given to food pantries, with enough left over for a big barbecue for all the law enforcement officers who had to face off those assholes in the desert sun.

  • ceeenbee

    This is just pathetic. Nothing should be worth publicly debasing yourself like sphincter does daily.

  • djcoastermark

    Kids, do like I did. The only way you are ever going to know what covfefe is, is to order your secret decoder rings now !. I ordered my Johnny Quest ring with hidden compartment today, via rush delivery. As an added bonus it glows just like the magic orb too !

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Ha! Does it use a Caesar Cipher? Looks like you could rotate the central portion to shift the letters.

  • ted-

    Dumbest administration ever. I feel sorry for us… 🙁

  • Boy Elvis

    Oh Sean. Words to take to heart, people:

    • Loved that!!! Mega thanks!

  • Jay Phelps

    They can’t even admit that Trump made a typo!!!!! Good heavens, they kiss his butt 24/7!

  • Tempus Fuggit
  • Tempus Fuggit
  • DoctorDJ

    Covfefe means “tRump is a dumb shit.”

  • RNegron

    Covfefe was written of Drumph’s childhood sleigh.

  • geoffalnutt

    Kellyanne knows! It’s the name of her wig.

  • It’s the “El Jefe Covfefe” at work!

    Spicer and the rest of the Trump Administrautamotons are no longer limiting themselves to “alternative facts” they are now using “alternative language.”

  • ColdCountry

    Nothing changes.

    “I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but

    I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”

    — Robert McCloskey, U.S. State Department spokesman, at a press

    briefing during the Vietnam War

  • OdieDenCO

    does the small group of people all have the initials djt? does the small group of people all live under a “thatched” roof?

    • customartist

      Padded room

  • Bob Conti

    He says he doesn’t drink… but this sure looks like drunk texting to me!

    • customartist

      I recommend a nice hot cup of black covfefe

  • MonochromeMouse

    This is all so transparently desperate it’s sad, trump’s ego is so fragile he has to even lie about a misspelled tweet rather than forget about it like everybody else. He’s being his own worst critic and he’s too stupid to see it.

  • arc99

    Trump and the little voices in his head have their own language.

    god help us….

  • Halou

    Elected officials are going around using code words, and how dare the electorate demand to know what is going on. What do they think this is, a democracy?

  • fuzzybits
  • Its secret Russian code for “Daddy Putin, get me otta here”

  • Acronym Jim

    The problem is that Trump only need to blame fat fingered typing like everybody else does when these things happen, but he doesn’t want to draw attention to his hands.

  • tonyg

    Alternative facts require alternative spellings. Duh!

  • david fairfield

    You know, I know, everyone knows.

  • Orly

    Do you kiss your mother with that lying mouth Sean? Poor woman.

  • Mike

    It’s a cookbook!

  • DaveMiller135

    Sean, we can come back to that, after we go into more detail on the President’s secret plan to fight inflation.

  • Helen Damnation 🍑™

    I can’t believe he said this with a straight face (as opposed to a gay face?).

  • LesbianTippingHabits

    I know what it means. Hint: Nothing directly related to tipping. Thank you.

  • David in Palm Springs

    Reading between the lines: Trump had a stroke or a seizure, and now we’re trying to joke our way out of it. Personal challenge: See if you can tell the difference between pre-stroke Trump and after-stroke Trump.

  • Robin

    He probably was half awake in the middle of night mis-typing ‘coverage’ and then he farted himself back asleep…

  • JDS
  • MassageBear
  • JCF

    I heartily recommend this. Drumpf’s BULLSHIT is mainly about loyalty: once he gets his underlings to spew his BS, both he and they know they can never go anywhere else.

  • Snarkaholic

    Spewy Spice’s swollen eyes speak volumes…he now has bags under the bags around the bags.

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