Jim Bakker: If Trump Is Impeached, Christians Will Rise From The Shadows To Start Another Civil War [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch:

Televangelist Jim Bakker sat down today with Ramiro Peña, a Texas-based pastor and a member of Donald Trump’s Hispanic advisory board, to discuss Peña’s recent meeting with Trump and other religious leaders in the White House.

While criticizing calls to impeach Trump, Bakker said that such a move would lead to war: “If it happens, there will be a civil war in the United States of America. The Christians will finally come out of the shadows because we are going to be shut up permanently if we’re not careful.”

  • Jonathan Smith
  • PickyPecker
    • Why does that remind me of CCTV footage of my local Walmart during Black Friday…?

    • Jerry

      That needs a “But her emails” caption.

  • jizabel

    They’ll be just as successful as last time.

    • Gustav2

      The Lostest Cause, part deux

  • djcoastermark

    It’s time to put the crazy man away , again. Different venue, yet still time to do so.

  • Pollos Hermanos
    • PickyPecker
      • Nowhereman

        Nice teeth.

        • Robincho

          Obvz photoshopped. No way this douche has this many…

      • Todd20036

        I can tell that man is overweight just from the little bit I can see.

        • Robincho

          Overweight and underhung…

    • Jonathan Smith
    • Scooter paid for by Medicare benefits that Trump is taking away! LOL

      • netxtown

        which pretty much means – they’re stuck. No scooter and they can’t walk more than 10 feet – WE WIN!

        • Nowhereman

          But but Trump promised his voters a golf cart in every garage and told them it would be fully covfefed!

          • Well we know Trump can’t walk very far without having to hail a rescue golf cart to fend of an aneurism.

          • Gianni

            Trump highlighted that fact while in Europe. I don’t know what was going on, but the other heads of state were walking as a group and Donald was riding in (I believe) a golf cart behind them. Painted a good picture for the world audience.

          • Yeah, well The Donald doesn’t have any STAMINA! LOL

          • Carrieccruz

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          • Lynne

            Yup, he was; and, did you see THE SHOVE?! Nice. It was the UGLY AMERICAN ALL OVER AGAIN! Damn him and his army of fat slobs and ignorant assholes. Damn them all to hell.

          • Gianni

            Yes, I did see him move that guy out of the way so he could be right in front. He stepped forward with that shit-eating grin and his chin raised looking like so cocky and like he was thinking, “I belong out in front, losers.”

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      • Nowhereman

        In their case, probably Medicaid, which will go first.

      • SDG

        They ate to many “Tasty Pantry Deluxe Buckets”!

        • RickCabral

          Don’t tell me Queenie La Churchmouse is still selling those slop-buckets. Do they come with a trough?

      • Matthew Paul

        mount a couple of .50 cal on the sides and armor plate on that snack basket. It could be a formidable weapon

        • Lynne

          Only if pointed, fully armed, at the other slobs and cretins and “R”s …

      • webone

        Just wait until those scooters break down… If Medicare still exists, it won’t be able to repair them, much less buy the larger industrial sized scooters with bulldozer treads they’re going to need in a short while.

    • His Holy-Shit the Donald


    • Paula

      Do you think that is a Fitbit she has on her right wrist?

      • Ernest Endevor


        • Daveed_WOW

          You’re right. I want to slap her. Hard.

      • djcoastermark

        Black licorice twizzler. Ya know, for the emergency munchies in case there aint no food for a few blocks.

      • Daveed_WOW

        Reminds me of the time I wore my pedometer while running errands and amassed 50,000 steps one afternoon. Then I realized it was picking up the miles I rode in the car. Winning!

        • Lynne

          Very funny!

      • Nowhereman

        Yes–and she’s going to be surprised when she has to buy her own insurance and they review her Fitbit data.

        • Lynne

          I wonder how they’ll feel when the spam hits their fan and they cannot afford on their disability ins. to even get insurance — no company will have them. Then I guess they will begin to SEE what they’ve done not only to themselves but to the whole country and now the world.

          • Aidan Campbell

            sadly, they will try to blame it on Obama…

          • Nowhereman

            Let’s hope so.

      • GayOldLady

        That made me LOL!!! Thanks Paula.

      • Snarkaholic

        Is that a (huge) catheter bag between her feet?

        • Paula

          I think so. That sucker get emptied only once a week when the nurse lady from the County Health Department comes to their trailer park to check on folks..

          • Lynne

            It would be far too heavy for her to lift but how does she even get out of the ride? — oh, I know, she bought a forklift!

        • Lynne

          Could be but looks like a pizza tray … either one is appropriate for their condition.

        • fhill123

          No, it is 22 meals in a bag in case she becomes hypoglycemic!!!!

      • fhill123

        No it is to prove she paid at Hometown Buffet!!!!

    • bkmn

      They’ll be slowed down to a crawl since they will stop at every Chik-Fil-A along the way.

      • Lynne

        They’re too damned FAT to even crawl — crawling takes body weight and I’m afraid their body weight is unmanageable — the only thing they can lift is a fork.

    • JT

      “Danger! Weight limit exceeded!”

    • justme

      Mister Scoot said it best in Trek 4…
      “It’s not the water its the whales…”

    • david fairfield

      Holy crap! Are those her legs or did she pack a couple Virginia hams??

      • Uncle Mark

        She’s more ham than human now.

      • Nowhereman


      • Robin

        His thighs match the diameter of her cankles.

    • Octoberfurst

      When I looked at that picture the Batman theme from the 60’s started playing in my head. Only in this case their names are “Fatman & Slobberin'”

    • Todd20036

      If they’re loaded into catapults they’d make decent ammo

      • GayOldLady

        Nope…..they’re way to soft. They’d splatter like ripe tomatoes.

    • Todd20036

      Where’s the morbidly obese fellow who’s shooting a gun and is barely able to bring his hands together for the purpose because there’s a bucketload of fat in his torso?

    • They’ll make well preserved corpses, as all that fat will turn to a soapy wax given the right conditions. In the future, when the oil runs out, people will go through the grave yards looking for bodies from the “good” years to find obese bodies to use for fuel.

      • Snarkaholic

        Tyler Durden will be able to make a zillion bars of soap!

    • Snarkaholic

      Don’t worry about her shooting you; the pistol will fly right out of those greasy hands.

    • violamateo

      Yes, WHITE Castle.

    • AmeriCanadian

      I always know when I’m shopping in an American store (vs. Canadian) because I can ALWAYS find people like those pictured above using the scooters to shop. And if they aren’t using the scooters, they are literally waddling down the aisles because they are so fucking fat.

    • AmeriCanadian
    • SnowFlake

      Things Trump supporters do not believe in:
      1. Climate change
      2. Russian collusion
      3. Common sense
      4. Exercise
      5. Vegetables
      6. Counting calories
      7. CNN
      8. Education
      9. Hygiene
      10. Brushing teeth
      11. They are still not sold on the liberal media’s claim of a round earth.

  • Fuck the “Christians”, we’ve got lions.

  • Gustav2

    As with the first Civil War, your type of “white Christians” are a minority, even in the South.

  • Natty Enquirer

    And you know what THAT means …

    Stock up on end-times slop buckets now!

  • Of all the most baffling fucking things about Drumpf is these Evangelical loons pretending he’s a moral Christian man.

    He literally personifies ALL of the Seven Deadly Sins. He lies about the Bible. His favorite quote — an eye for an eye — is one of the very few Old Testament teachings which Jesus specifically refuted. He only very rarely ever goes to church. He covets his own damned daughter and bragged about sexually assaulting women. His proposed budget would hurt millions upon millions of Americans. He’s been proven to be one of the least charitable people ever.

    And yet Bakker says devout Christians will rise up to defend him. Why? He doesn’t even pretend to the virtues the hypocrites claim to uphold.

    • Jonathan Smith

      ‘Cause he isint a Democrat.

      • Gustav2

        And not a Clinton.

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      This is because the Evangelicals don’t really believe anything that they claim they believe, and they showed that this last election. It’s all about race. It’s pure white supremacist tribalism.

      • I’m beginning to think you’re right: It’s not so much a religion as a would-be genocidal cult.

      • Gustav2

        We should really properly identify them as “White Evangelicals”

        • Ragnar Lothbrok

          Orange Evangelicals

      • j.martindale

        Black Evangelicals are nothing to write home about.

      • Steverino

        As well as ideological tribalism. Whether they refer to themselves as “conservative Christians,” or “Christian conservatives,” the emphasis is on “conservative.” “Christian” is just a cloak, or an afterthought.

    • NZArtist


    • His Holy-Shit the Donald

      AFAIK, the top Xtians supported him for the money from DeVos & co, and most importantly, to exterminate the moose lambs.

      Most importantly, they had to back a candidate and the Trumpkins are easier to woe.

    • kelven

      I recommend you check out Christopher Stroop who is an ex-evangelist and knows their end game. His take on it is that aside from the grifters and the gullible, there is a core of the faithful who know Drumpf is a vulgar buffoon but don’t care because in their eyes God is using him for a greater good. Basically Christian fascists that don’t see that as a contradiction. Republic of Gilead and all that.

      • Steverino

        Yes, one of hubby’s cousins is a “conservative Christian,” and she subscribes to this nonsense, especially after reading an article along this story line by “Dr. Dobson,” who compared Trump to Cyrus the Great for some convoluted reason, and she said the article “touched my heart,” so she posted it to Facebook. Barf. Hubby let me reply for him (I don’t otherwise do Facebook), denouncing Dobson as a known liar and hatemonger. She lives far away in Michigan, so fortunately we don’t otherwise have anything to do with her.

        It’s really too bad, because 40 years ago when hubby introduced me to her, she hugged me and said “welcome to the family!” Obviously, she became a “conservative Christian” much later on after that.

        Fundamentalism is so poisonous.

      • Robincho

        The Republic of Gilead needs a hydrogen balm dropped on it…

    • safari

      Evangelicalism is dead. The mask was ripped off.

    • Orly

      Well republicans are putting their party above the country, and these so-called christians are simply putting their self-delusion (religion) above the country.

    • Tawreos

      They support him because they want the supreme court and also because they hope he will let them go back to legally treating gays like garbage.

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    Do you have to weigh in to join this “army “?

  • Sam_Handwich

    you’re gonna wut?

    • Bluto

      Do what Kathy Griffin did yesterday, except for reals & to millions of people.

  • Bluto
  • EdmondWherever

    Oh, now it’s “IF” it happens! What happened to, “God ain’t’a gonna LET it happen”??

  • Mark Austin

    Please, you old bag of evil, be shut up permanently.

    I’m fine with your silence being 6 feet underground…or cremated. Where you’re going (according to your “faith”), it’s going to be hot.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Wait, there’s more of these mythology believers hiding in the shadows? That’s scary because there’s all too many of them out in the open already.

    • Gustav2

      Always remember their numbers are inflated. Only 1 in 5 Americans attend weekly services. but the others lie to pollsters.

      • 2guysnamedjoe

        You don’t have to attend church to be a hateful, bible-thumpin’ ignoramus. (But it helps).

  • JT
    • teedofftaxpayer

      Too bad they didn’t keep him for the 120 years.

  • HoratioCaine

    jim is just a hoping and a praying for an outbreak of civil war because maybe, just maybe, somebody will buy those warehouses full of rotting disaster food and take it off his hands.

    • Uncle Mark

      EXCUUUSE ME !! They have a name…”Dysentery in a Drum” ;^)

  • The_Wretched

    Jim Bakker is too stupid to know what you say in private shouldn’t be said in public.

  • Jerry

    “…rise up from the shadows…” is more like crawl out from under their rocks.

    • Uncle Mark

      or from out of the sewers, like the C.H.U.D. they are

  • Blake J Butler

    But his son is the anthesis of his grifter self. He came out in support for marriage equality when most people were still against it and still trying to tote “can’t you just settle for a nice civil union” shit, instead of marriage.

    Today he holds sermons in a bowling alley in Minneapolis.


    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      Evolution in action but seriously that’s nice he’s not throwing people under the bus to grift.

    • McSwagg

      He’s still a grifter spewing “fake x-stain love” for the money he can swindle out of his followers.


    A reminder of what the Trump cult are like when they are actually confronted….


    • Blake J Butler

      The faktriot was a pussy when he did that, and was a pussyy when he got his mug shot taken for being an asshole and threatening people on the beach for no reason than just to be hateful.

  • netxtown

    That’s right jimmy – and we will be waiting for your chariot, drawn by your sheeple gulping buckets of scam. And I can hardly wait to see the wheels go flying — along with you — into a deep revenge filled with lions and tigers and bears, oh my!

  • chris james

    Christians are going to be shut up permanently? Come on, Jimmy….you say that like its a bad thing.

  • teedofftaxpayer

    So people actually believes a con when he talks? Once a con man, always a con man. Some people are just plain stupid.

    • djcoastermark

      yep, hence t rump as 45.

  • BobSF_94117

    Yeah, the real problem in this country is all the quiet, hidden Christians…

    • Daveed_WOW

      October Surprise: the quiet, hidden Christians are the nice ones, not the mean ones. he he.

  • ikahana

    Now will he be getting a knock on his door, followed by a make-up free apology video and a cancellation of his appearance on a Christian broadcasting television show?

  • MT YVR

    Huh. Thought they were the children in the light. Of the light. Whatever.

    Also.. what exactly are they all doing in the shadows? Is diddling kids as altarboys still a thing? That seems like a shadow-specific space kind of thing. Are they still whackin’ off to rent boys? Is that it?

    Dude. Come out of the shadows NOW. I’d fuckin’ ADORE if you stepped into the metaphorical light. Spotlight. Searchlight. The whole fuckin’ shebang. A virtuous man would have nothing to fear from that kind of move, but hey you keep on keeping on as you are with the fear someone will look behind the buckets of sludge and magic curtains you’ve got all over the fucking place. (pat)

    Keep to the shadows and complain about all the boogymen you made up in there.

    • JWC

      ah ha but 2 legged cockroaches do

  • Uncle Mark

    I’m sorry did Bakker say that these Christianistas were going to come out of the shadows or the closet? (“Christians coming out of the shadows?” Doesn’t sound like the virtuous “light of goodness” imagery y’all blather on about.) Is Bakker going to be the one to lead this treasonous army, or is she just waving her little pom-poms? I, for one, would like to continue the family history of fighting rebels and defending the Constitution, however, I think the Bakker slop buckets and the resulting dysentery won’t make it much of a fair fight. And let’s face it, they all expect Jeebus to do all their dirty work anyway when their fat’s on the firing line.

  • Miji

    Until then, could you all please recede into the shadows so that we can get the full effect?

  • Republicans are far more afraid of this crowd showing up in their next primary than losing a general election to a Democrat in their gerrymandered district, so no there won’t be any serious impeachment talk until at least Jan 2019.

  • JWC

    this conning fossil still alive

  • david fairfield


  • Octoberfurst

    Wingnuts LOVE to babble about the supposed “upcoming civil war” that will take place “any day now”! They said if Obama was elected in 2008 it would lead to civil war. They said if he allowed gays in the military it would lead to civil war. They said if Obamacare was passed it would lead to civil war. They said if Obama got a second term it would lead to civil war. They said if Obama let Syrian refugees into this country it would lead to civil war. And on and on and on. And now they say if Trump is impeached it will lead to civil war. How many times can you cry wolf before the sheep realize that it is all bullshit? There will be no civil war. Period. And who are these idiots gonna shoot at? Their neighbors? The cops? Oh please!

    I will say they are quite the blood-thirsty lot. The idea of violence gets them excited. They all image themselves to be Rambo when in reality most are just fat couch potatoes who get winded walking out to get the mail. Yeah I’m real “scared”.

    • cleos_mom

      I seem to remember the same kind of rhetoric during the two Clinton administrations. Same rubes, different carnival game.

      • Octoberfurst


  • Karl Dubhe

    Call me when you’re leading the charge, Jimmy.

  • Tiger Quinn

    “From the shadows”? This is where Christianity is now, eh?

  • Oh puleeze! They’d have to get off their hoverounds first!

  • andrew

    “Tasty Pantry Deluxe Bucket” for only $2800.00, and some people accuse Jimbo of being a snake oil salesman. There’s not a drop of snake oil in that Slop Bucket.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      10,472 servings…if you can keep down the first one.

    • Robincho

      And it’s from Branson, Missouri — “Where Everything Goes To Die”…

  • j.martindale

    Ex-Con, fraud, sexual predator says what? Defends who? Oh, I am IMPRESSED!

  • Boreal

    Bring it, gurl.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Doesn’t his new wife get to talk?

    • Boreal

      1 Timothy 2:12

    • The_Wretched

      She’s there to be supportive because Bakker is a man and no man is complete with out his ‘helpmeet’ / wife / chattels.

      /nutjob genderroles.

    • cleos_mom

      Only at home, when she has questions to ask Massah.

  • Nowhereman

    How can anybody take this felon seriously with that ad for his end times slop buckets running across the bottom?

  • GayOldLady

    You’ve already been to prison once you numbskull, don’t you ever learn?

  • GayOldLady

    “If it happens, there will be a civil war in the United States of
    America. The Christians will finally come out of the shadows because we
    are going to be shut up permanently if we’re not careful.”

    Christian’s are living in the shadows? That explains why there is a christain church on every corner where I live. You people are Nucking Futz.

    • Paul

      I thought the same thing. If only we were so lucky to have them living in the shadows

      • Gianni

        I agree. I can’t think of any time period in US history when Christians lived in the shadows and it certainly isn’t now.

  • Lars Littlefield

    I see his “church” is offering a Tasty Panties Deluxe Bucket. Consists of used panties from only 8 to 13 year-old white girls. It’s a Christian tradition.

  • HZ81

    This cultist should be arrested for making terrorist threats.

  • GayOldLady

    The hilarity of Jim Bakker’s comment is his audience consists of 65-99 year olds. They can’t even get out of the recliner, much less fight a revolution.

    • Gianni

      🙂 Thanks for the laugh. I visualized that quite vividly perhaps because I’m in the age group and you’re right. I only pick my ass up to go to the refrigerator or the toilet.

      • GayOldLady

        I’m in that age group too so I speak from experience. 🙂

      • cleos_mom

        I’m in the early part of that age group and thanks in part to my dog and a sometimes physically demanding job, I can still pick up my foot and kick an ass hard when I want to. Bring it on, rubes.

  • GayOldLady

    The wingnuts are on multiple blogs today making this threat of revolution. You cannot make this shit up folks.

    • Tread

      Good. Let those assholes bring it. They’re going to find out that liberals aren’t the wimpy little men they think we are. Honestly, I’m ready to fight for this country against those who seek to destroy it, from inside and out).

      • GayOldLady

        I’m amazed at how many of them think we’re so busy tree hugging and flower sniffing that we don’t realize there’s a bad world out there and are prepared to deal with it if we must. Many of us own firearms and know how to use them and demographics tells us that the youngest people in this country are overwhelmingly liberal, progressive. The age advantage is definitely not theirs.

  • GayOldLady

    Here’s what we’d be up against. Unless I’m laying on top of his thigh he’d miss me.

  • Orly

    Coward. You will lose again, and probably be one of the first up against the wall. You are not even a christian.

  • Frostbite

    Be afraid. Be very afraid. Lolololol

  • ted-

    When have they been fucking silent? Lock this felon up again!

  • geoffalnutt

    Christianity: making threats for thousands of years.

  • orion dumptee

    hmmm,don’t think they’ll ‘rise’ from anywhere after eating his toxic MRE’s

  • TallBearNC

    They’ll will just end up in the cross again

  • sword

    By “The Christians”, he means the hidden Confederates who are now coming out of the wood work like termites.

  • Daniel Trevallee

    I think our Li’l Jimmy has been partaking a bit too much from those slop buckets he’s hawking for $2800.00 $2800.00????? I’m sure those purchasing mostly cannot afford to do so. Different script, same grift.

  • I always wonder why he gets as much media attention as he does, which seems to be primarily here at JMG. His fan club maybe numbers 5000. And those people will all be dead in the next few years. He’s a charlatan, and a grifter. We can’t save his victims from themselves.

  • Halou

    This guy and his fetish for Americans killing fellow Americans. Not even terrorists get so excited at the thought of witnessing so much bloodshed.

  • Helen Damnation 🍑™

    So the convicted felon says they might be “shut up permanently”? We can only dream of such, unfortunately. Go fuck yourself, Jimmy.

  • Richard B

    The one thing to take from this post is Jim Bakker is a grifter.
    He is also a ex-convict, adulating, scamvangelist has an over rated opinion of his own self importance.
    He claims to have a conversational relationship with god (the same god who made the heavens and the earth in 7 days). Apparently God and Jim talk politics and God uses Jim to tell people who they should vote for and what issues to support.
    Its all theater to establish Jim Bakker’s importance so his supporters are ultimately convince to buy his overpriced disaster buckets – grifter is the operative word.


  • Tread

    Good. Fucking bring it, you loud-mouth asshole.

  • Gianni

    Sounds like he’s saying that we better do what they want and be nice to them OR ELSE! Hey Jim, you and the rest of your crew, Go fuck yourselves!

  • Dejerrity Mycron

    It scares the hell out of me to start thinking that this is a viable option while Trump is in charge.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    The problem, of course, is that the “Christians” he’s talking about actually number fewer than he thinks and should any kind uprising occur, I suspect it would be quelled rather quickly and with great surety.

    • Stogiebear

      Bishops Smith and Wesson concur.

  • Lee Grupsmith-Pedersen

    Back from the shadows agaiiiinnn…

  • Boy Elvis

    If there is, Jimmy, your chickenshit little ass better be in the front lines.

  • Canadian Observer

    It is truly a pity his original sentence for his fraud conviction was reduced on appeal… he would still be serving his sentence (the 45 years he was sentenced to would have run till 2034). Sigh…

  • justme

    ohh and Jimbo..
    Tammy Faye is waiting for you in the next life….!!

  • justme
  • Shadows?

    …you mean those spaces beneath their rocks?

  • Piet

    Out of the shadows? If ever there was a cult that was NOT hiding in the shadows, they are it. Oy.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    Why, oh why do people still listen to this fraud AND expect us to do so as well? I’m reminded of this preacher who demanded $$$ for a new jet and his damn congregation raised the money he demanded and I’m all “Why the hell can’t God get his angel to fly the asshole around if he’s so damn powerful?”

  • Maggie 4NoH8

    I hope the fuck they do exactly that.

  • violamateo

    So proud to be Xtians that they’re hiding in THE SHADOWS? Doesn’t sound too terribly proud to me…

  • theonlyseven

    Oh, please. These same assclowns said they would start a civil war over gays being allowed to marry, and Obama getting re-elected, and health care passing and a ton of other shit.

    • Marti386

      I know, right? They’ve been fighting a civil war for the last 30 years. 😛

  • Thank your god! I can’t wait to assist in ridding the planet of the evils of religion and it’s hoards of thankless, selfish, gluttonous and slothy sub-humans. You know, what caused your sodom/ gomorrah schtick/ speil?

  • Larry in Oklahoma

    Aw hun, the last Civil War wasn’t about Trump or Jesus. It was about slavery and states wanting to do their own thing. All the Trumpers are gonna do is a little fringe craziness and swarm talk radio with their complaints or go to Faux News for their favorite commenter to talk about things they don’t like.

  • Marti386

    “Jim Bakker: If Trump Is Impeached, Christians Will Rise From The Shadows To Start Another Civil War”

    I’m sorry, have you SEEN the average age of your audience, Jimbo?


    At least they’ll be easy to get away from. They’ll all be on walkers, and undernourished from eating nothing but Bakker’s powdered mac and cheese buckets.

  • cleos_mom

    Bring it on, Jimmy. And you be on the front lines where we can get a clear shot.

  • The Milkman
  • BillysWilly

    Go back to jail, you slimy thief. Note the banner ad telling his knuckle dragging viewers to buy the “Tasty Pantry Deluxe Bucket” for those end-time meals in their bunkers, and it’s only $2,800! He found a new way to swindle people out of their money, not the old way of just sending him money, now they get a delicious bucket of slop. How sad these people are so stupid.

  • webone

    Considering that is Jim Bakker — you remember him, the one who had to be dragged from under his bed when the police came to arrest him for fraud… That $2,800.00 “Tasty Pantry Deluxe Bucket” How much you want to bet it’s a KFC 3 piece dinner?

  • Paula

    Jim, I am sure that if that did happen someone can arrange for to catch the first bullet, fired from the first gun in the first skirmish.

  • crankyd

    Oh, those poor Christ-stains are being oppressed again!
    Jim, I hope you’re one of the first to get your head blown off with your boner-inducing ‘civil war’ fantasies. Be a martyr… PLEASE.