Hillary: Covfefe Was Hidden Code To Russians [VIDEO]

CNN reports:

Hillary Clinton came prepared with more than one zinger about the mystery word of the day: Covfefe. At an interview hosted by Recode on Wednesday, one of the moderators brought up covfefe — a word that took on a life of its own after Trump tweeted a few minutes after midnight: “Despite the constant negative press covfefe.” (The tweet has since been deleted). “I thought it was a hidden message to the Russians,” Clinton said, to laughter from the audience.

Clinton didn’t stop there. Later in the event, when an audience member again mentioned covfefe, Clinton mocked White House spokesman Sean Spicer’s explanation from earlier in the day. Spicer had said that only Trump and a small number of people knew the meaning of the word. “Ah, the small group explanation,” Clinton said. “You don’t have a high enough classification to know what covfefe means.”

  • Glad to see the WH and Donald being righteously ridiculed over this BS nonsense about not being able to admit he made a fucking mistake and sent an incomplete typo-ending tweet, then forgot about it. Yeesh.

    • Todd20036

      Consider the alternative: covefefe was a secret code that Trump tweeted for all to see.

      And that’s BETTER?

      • Xuuths

        Yup, it wasn’t an accident, he’s just stupid. See how much better that is?

      • Robincho

        Dumpy is alluding to the secret meetings enabled by the recently installed back-channel for Jared: COVERT FELCHFEST…

    • glass

      Maybe it was a stroke, and the next one will make him a vegetable. Carrot anyone?

      • I for one would favor spreading this rumor. “Did Donald just have a mini-stroke last night while tweeting? It would explain much…”

      • Reality.Bites

        Favourite Reagan joke. He and Nancy are at a restaurant. She orders her soup, appetizer and main. The server asks, “And for the vegetable?” and she replies “He’ll have the same.”

        • djcoastermark

          I think it’s time to sub in Melinoma and donnie.

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        Melania: Now don’t get me started about Donnie’s baby-carrot ding dong. Sad!!

      • Lars Littlefield

        He’d make a great rutabaga. Many of them are orange inside.

    • Miji

      They’re probably having a big internal battle over whose turn it was to stay up and monitor Donnie’s Twitter stream. Somewhere in the west wing there’s a big babysitting chore board with magnets and stickers.

  • Gigi

    I love that Hillary keeps pushing Trump’s buttons.

  • danolgb

    I would recommend people listen to the whole event. She really digs in and explains what we’re up against and what we can continue to expect if we don’t make a change.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgdJlzuaJ6k

    • Lazycrockett

      Yeah twitter is all like Why cant she take responsibility for losing the election, and I’m like LISTEN to what she is saying morons.

      • Mikey

        after months of Trump and his army of knuckledraggers, my brain can’t handle the level of intelligence coming from Hillary!
        imagine how different our world would be with her as president of the US!

        • whollyfool

          Just watching the clip was like a time machine. To a far far better time.

      • sword

        It was this twit and his like that lost the election for Hillary.

        • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

          ?????

      • danolgb

        They ignore that Trump beat out nearly a dozen republican contenders to the surprise of everyone with probably the same outside assistance as he has in the General. But somehow it’s all Hillary’s fault.

  • Boreal
    • TuuxKabin

      Not enough tho.

      • Boreal

        Ramen. They all need to rot in the dirt.

        • Todd20036

          What did dirt ever do to deserve such a fate

  • Natty Enquirer

    “Coverage,” right? Except that’s when the stroke hit.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Sounds like Dumpf has severe brain damage!! Sad!

      • Reality.Bites

        I’ve heard he has minimal brain damage… because that’s all his brain could handle.

  • Reality.Bites

    Meanwhile, everyone is ignoring the big story – confirmation that Billbear’s father had an affair with some bitch.

    https://68.media.tumblr.com/5cefb29e92b42a8e5442f0e293471412/tumblr_oqq68f7NWC1sn75h6o1_1280.jpg

    • I miss the pre-election Sam Handwich / Picky Pecker mud-slinging.

      • Reality.Bites

        Sadly one of them is in the employ of Big Condiment.

        Speaking of, this is what happens when your country doesn’t vote Trump. McDonald’s sauces are sold in Canadian supermarkets now.

        https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/lg_AgZEJHpSkRxW37wH2fXFG2Co=/0x0:1200×675/1820×1213/filters:focal(360×156:552×348)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/53874043/big_mac_sauce_canada.0.jpg

        • Lars Littlefield

          For those too lazy to make their own thousand island dressing, tartar sauce, or ranch dressing?

          • barrixines

            Yeah but the extra sugar tastes real gritty in the mayo when you have to add it yourself.

          • Lars Littlefield
          • danolgb

            Now we should talk about the famous Utah fry sauce.. specifically Arctic Circle.

          • Lars Littlefield

            Ketchup, mayonnaise, paprika and . . . wait for it . . . the pickle juice from the pickle chip jars. That’s all there is to it. If you think I’m lying and instead of mayonnaise it’s really Miracle Whip, go ahead and try to replicate the “specy fry sauce” with Miracle Whip and taste it. It’s mayonnaise. The cheapest brand in the largest container the better. 😉

          • danolgb

            I was in NYC last year and my coworkers there were doing shots that had pickle juice chasers.

            But yeah, my sister worked for Arctic Circle for a while. You could also get a basic white sauce for your onion rings.

          • Lars Littlefield

            A basic white sauce? How continental. Bechamel pour vos frites de patate. Quelle fabuleuse! 🙂

          • danolgb

            Well, turns out it was mayo and buttermilk. LOL

          • ChrisMorley

            Icing / powdered sugar melts into mayo.

          • barrixines

            I am not even going to ask how you know that. Boke…

          • Lazycrockett

            Yeah tarter sauce is like 3 basic ingredients.

          • Lars Littlefield

            Tartar Sauce
            1 cup mayonnaise
            1 tablespoon sweet pickle relish
            1 tablespoon minced onion
            2 tablespoons lemon juice (optional)
            salt and pepper to tasteAnd

            If you want to be really creative you could toss in a teaspoon of cream of tartar, just sayin’.

            McDonald’s Special Sauce
            (real ingredients, except for the xanthum gum, BHA/BHT)
            1/4 cup salad dressing (like Miracle Whip® )
            1/4 cup mayonnaise
            3 tablespoons French salad dressing
            1/2 tablespoon sweet pickle relish
            1 1/2 tablespoons dill pickle relish
            1 teaspoon sugar
            1 teaspoon dried, minced onion
            1 teaspoon white vinegar
            1 teaspoon ketchup
            1/8 teaspoon salt

          • Lazycrockett

            I only use mayo, relish and lemon juice. But the only time I even use TS with fish is if I baking Van Dekamps frozen fish sandwich. If Im doing fresh there is no TS on the table.

          • Lars Littlefield

            A friend gifts me huge steaks of halibut every time he comes back from his fishing trips off the coast of Alaska. The filets are enormous (6 to 10 inches thick). That’s about the only time I whip up Tartar Sauce because I cut the filets into chunks then dip them in beer batter for deep frying fish and chips. Amazing the taste and texture of real Pacific halibut. Especially when it’s a bit bloody. Mmmmmmm . . . . .

          • oh sweet jeebus i’m so jealous i can’t even…

          • shellback

            I’m sorry Lars, I have misplaced your address. Please be so kind and email it to me AND when you’re going to be whipping up the halibut.

          • Lars Littlefield

            😀

          • Lars Littlefield

            A little tarragon really makes a big difference. 🙂

          • shellback

            I like to add a dash of mustard for another layer of flavor.

          • Lars Littlefield

            Good idea. Prepared or dry powder?

          • shellback

            Prepared works great. It also gives it a nice, subtle coloring. This was meant for the tartar sauce. For the amount being made by your recipe, I’d add about a teaspoon.

          • Mikey

            xanthan gum is a thickening agent, nothing “unreal” about it.
            I use it in my shakes when I feel like having one of those really thick creamy shakes.

          • Lars Littlefield

            And? I never said anything bad about xanthan gum . . . or BHA and BHT for that matter. Don’t read more into comments than what is there.

          • Mikey

            I’m very sorry.. I guess it’s a kneejerk reaction to having “health food” nuts in the family, for whom anything that has more than 1 syllable is a “poison”.
            Please accept my apology.

          • Lars Littlefield

            I’d rather spank you. You available, say, 3:30 pm tomorrow? 😉

          • Mikey

            technically yes… but my husband MIGHT not approve… unless he can watch?

          • safari

            I don’t think you can buy whatever strange oil they use in their products outside of a New Jersey chem plant.

          • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

            Heh.

            “Oil.”

            Cory Booker could tell you what it really is if you’d give him more money than Big Mac does.

        • Lazycrockett

          McD’s tarter sauce is fuckin disgusting.

        • I wish our supermarkets sold proper poutine gravy. I can manage the fresh deep-fried french fries and the cheese curds, but the gravy just doesn’t exist here. I’ve tried a few formulations but can’t seem to nail the recipe.

          • That_Looks_Delicious

            There is (or used to be) a cafe in Flagstaff, AZ, of all places, that serves a good poutine.

          • Reality.Bites

            I can’t help you on the gravy, but I thought I’d add that a local place serves gnocchi poutine.

        • That_Looks_Delicious

          That one in the middle looks suspiciously like Russian dressing.

          • Lars Littlefield

            That’s all Micky D’s special sauce is. Same recipe.

          • Reality.Bites

            There are recipe differences between ketchups, mustards, mayonnaises and salad dressings, even the most basic ones.

          • Lars Littlefield

            True, but Hellmans and Best Food are exactly the same. Just different labels for different parts of the country/world. Considering all of the chemicals added to commercial ketchup and mayonnaise most people can’t tell the difference. Unless you grew up as a Miracle Whip baby. 🙂

        • Todd20036

          Sorry. If it’s associated with McD’s, then it ‘s cheap, unhealthy, and it’ll give me the squats something awful later.

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        And don’t forget the spicy Jalapeño pepper candidate.

      • M Jackson

        I love The Handburglar and The Pecker equally.

    • ColdCountry

      Ooooh, what an adorable dog! *cuddles*

    • billbear1961

      FAKE NEWS!!

      =8o

  • bkmn

    Anything from Hillary or Obama’s mouth is bound to bug the crap out of Trump, so keep talking please.

  • djcoastermark

    If you covfefe mulchly you plants be very happy. good covfefe inportant. Retainer moistness. Mulchly on sale now 5 bags for 10 rubles at local GUM store. Best buy at GUM Red Square now thru tursday.

  • Tomcat

    How about some popularity polls on Bill and Hillary media?

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Dumpf: Such a nasty woman! Can you imagine if she were president?
    I’d probably be in prison for covfefing with a hostile foreign power!!

  • zhera

    Imagine Madame President at the NATO summit, the G7 summit, all the summits!

  • i have important message for the Real President. /looks around for spies/

    i’m so glad she’s on this. we need real leadership right now. thankfully, we have 80s videos. i know she will understand my secret message. Oh-oooh-ohoh.

    Touch Me!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3ir9HC9vYg&list=PLpYWKGMgRA1uU9lyMtR8vQBzc4HrjpqYu&index=67

    • Todd20036

      Oh dear. That song was 35 years old, wasn’t it?

      • MT YVR

        yay! it’s old enough to shtup!

    • jimbo65

      I came of age in the 80s. Loved alot of the new wave videos, Duran Duran etc. But looking back, so many videos are so dated and have dumb laughable storylines. Love is a battlefield anyone?

      • M Jackson

        I seem to remember “Love Is A Battlefield”,about child abuse, was followed on the album by “Hit Me With Your Best Shot”.
        wtf Pat?

        • jimbo65

          Yup. The video just lost me with the bad choreography at the end.

  • Michael R

    I better not hear one covfefe outta any of youse tomorrow .

    • shellback

      Oh, yeah! And what are ya gonna do about it? (please be creative)

  • They can run, but they can’t hide.
    https://twitter.com/esquire/status/870039703852077056

    • safari

      Money will bring 45* down.

      • The money trail is never ambiguous or equivocal. Right now is probably a very good time to be a forensic accountant working for the feds.

        • Rebecca Gardner

          It would certainly be entertaining. I’d put in 20 hour days for that.

        • billbear1961

          A while back, someone said the Senate committee STILL doesn’t have any forensic accountants with knowledge of how the Russian oligarchs hide their assets transfers abroad through shell companies!

          He said such accountants can easily be found in the FBI.

          I trust Mueller has been speaking with former colleagues there!!

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        Specifically, … laundered Russian rubles.

      • Beagle

        Fitting. The closest it has to a god. Except maybe itself.

    • Michael R

      It’s possible Russia paid Paul Manafort 10 million a year for giggles .

    • SoCalGal20
    • billbear1961

      Then, I assume he will subpoena the TAX RETURNS!!

      • Lars Littlefield

        He’d damn well better!

        • billbear1961

          If he doesn’t, his investigation is a FARCE.

  • SoCalGal20

    OT but the second time in a week a noose has been found on Smithsonian grounds – last week at the Hirshorn and today at the African American History museum.

    http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smithsonian-institution/noose-found-national-museum-african-american-history-and-culture-180963519/?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=socialmedia

    • safari

      I’m going to guess a crazy white guy did it because his feelings are hurt he was conned and the black president was superior in every way.

      • ColdCountry

        I’m gonna edit that to read: … a crazy white guy who did it because his feelings are hurt because people don’t appreciate his orange god.

  • Ish

    This she finds her voice on? On anything of actual substance? She’s silent. Just like her campaign was an apolitical pile of shit, so her opposition to the president she helped win is too. She’s not the resistance she’s the surrender.

    • safari

      And she smiles both too much and not enough

    • Lazycrockett

      Beat Bernie though.

      • Ninja0980

        Yup, and like Trump, has supporters that will justify every lie he spews and every loss he suffered because they can’t believe people don’t worship at their alter.

      • billbear1961

        She beat TRUMP–by almost three MILLION votes!

    • Karl Dubhe

      And her clothes, don’t get me started on them.

      • safari

        Mid-21st century pantsuits were ahead of their time.

        • Karl Dubhe

          I forgot to mention the hair too.

          She has it. 😀

    • Rebecca Gardner
    • barrixines

      As a European I would like to thank you as an American for Donald Trump. Your political purity has made all of our lives so much safer here.

      • billbear1961

        Nothing “pure” about that scumbag, b!

        • Beagle

          Not even it’s greed?

      • Lars Littlefield

        No hay de que, Poncho.

    • Boreal

      Shut up, dipshit. Assholes like you are why we have trump now. Own it, bitch.

    • billbear1961

      STFU–you got the “president” you wanted!

      Go celebrate with your MASTER in the Kremlin!

      Any day now he’ll march into Ukraine and the Baltic states, thanks to shits like YOU!!

      Fuck off!!

      • Ish

        You are a blowhard idiot

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Did Hair Furor break the law, yet again, by deleting that tweet?

  • shellback

    She looks absolutely radiant in the photo above. And to think, we almost had a Madame President instead of a Mad Resident.

  • whollyfool

    Sean Spicer didn’t really say it was a word did he? :/

    • Tomcat

      Secret word only a handful of nutcases know the meaning of.

      • whollyfool

        Lol, how does that man sleep at night…

    • M Jackson

      As Todd20836 points out below, if it’s some secret code word, why the fuck is trump tweeting it out?
      https://media.giphy.com/media/I8D0tlBWXis8/giphy.gif

    • He kinda did, because he’s under strict orders never, ever to undermine, question, or express doubts about Hair Furor’s absolute, total infallibility.

      If you’ve ever wondered what a ‘cult of personality’ looks like, this administration is it.

  • Tomcat

    Republicans destroyed Hillary’s dream of becoming president and destroyed the Clinton Foundation that did good all over the world, but they cannot destroy her personally. She is looking better everyday while the haggered tired old shigibbons looks worst everyday. I am worried about his health, he might be dying,,, LOL I can wish. Oh and by the way I loved the bloody head and you cannot do anything about my liking it trump, you asshole.

    • Moebym Reborn

      Except Hillary knew that even with her qualifications she wasn’t entitled to be President, and graciously conceded defeat when the people spoke*. Trump acts like he’s the fucking anointed King of the United States, and has done exactly nothing to earn the position or anyone’s respect.

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      You aren’t the only one who has noticed.

      https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/869678865119137797

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    OT – Why is this asshole still pulling this shit? Wasn’t he supposed to be recused?

    https://twitter.com/ChadPergram/status/870038575747915776

    • SoCalGal20

      Dipshit STILL has subpoena powers. He never really recused himself.

    • safari

      Longest resignation in history

      • You’re thinking about Chaffetz.

        • safari

          Ah. Yep.

    • billbear1961

      Nunes should be nowhere NEAR that committee–he has compromised himself UTTERLY.

      Democrats are such COWARDS–if they made a LOUD fuss, were in front of the cameras constantly complaining about him, about how obviously compromised he is, he WOULD be OUT OF THERE.

      The Democrats make me SICK–I don’t know WHY they’re ALWAYS so reluctant to FIGHT!!

  • Tomcat

    I know what fubar means and that is what the swamp is becoming.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Welcome to Hair Furor’s AmeriKKKa.

    https://twitter.com/thehill/status/870045504893333504

    • djcoastermark

      Cheese and rice already. A very tight fitting lid needs to be put on these kind of people. I was very moved when I went there. For someone to do this is just pure hate and bigotry. At some point, we as a country are going to seriously, and by that I don’t mean a PR persons’ meaningless statement, address the issue of what to do about acts of hate.

      • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

        Wait until this coming Sunday, when (or if) white supremacists hold their rally in Portland. The antifa has been posting flyers seeking to assist potential counter-protestors who wish to learn self-defense.

        I’m a card-carrying ACLU member, but I am quite conflicted about recognizing fascists who advocate and purposefully incite violence. We went to war against that 75 years ago. Marches are one thing. Publicly encouraging aggravated murders is another. These folks seek to destroy the very rights that protect them.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      But, but Kathy Griffin.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    And I think covfefe (among dozens of other recent clues) leads us inevitably to this…

    https://twitter.com/politicususa/status/869906549963096065

    • Lazycrockett

      He didn’t know where he was throughout most of the foreign trip.

      • That_Looks_Delicious

        If you think about it, that means fewer Americans are okay with Trump’s mental state than are okay with having the highest levels of our government compromised by Russia.

      • Gianni

        According to Donald, he left the Middle East and went to Israel.

        • Lars Littlefield

          He even admitted as much.

        • Rebecca Gardner

          I can tell you that lots of folks in places like Alabama will defend him and say they are two different places. Like the time a man from Alabama made fun of me for my constant visits to France because “they ain’t even got no toilets there.”

          Honest, he told me that there are no toilets in France and everyone goes on the street. He’s never been there, I have, and he called me the dummy when I told him that not only was he wrong, but unlike your trailer they have bidets as well.

          You can’t fix stupid, and Trump supporters are world class idiots.

          • Ninja0980

            It’s the Republican base in general.

          • Gianni

            😀 In full agreement. Stupid often has a really funny side to it. Thanks.

          • Skeptical_Inquirer

            That’s sad that he sounds like he bought into the whole myth of “USA #1” garbage where somehow he and his buddies are the height of civilization while most of the developed countries kick our ass in terms of health, intelligence and equality.

      • Ninja0980

        Nope, and unlike thirty years ago with St. Ronnie, you don’t have folks who can cover it up like they did with him.

  • Moebym Reborn

    See, Republicans? This is what a good sense of humor looks like. Cracking jokes containing crude stereotypes and threats to kill people for disagreeing with you isn’t exactly humorous.

  • Gianni

    America, because of our fucked-up electoral system, missed having one of the better presidents we’d ever have had. Americans overwhelmingly chose Hillary. Instead we have a mental midget as President.

    • billbear1961

      It is infuriating!

      And we don’t even know if he REALLY won the EC: in DESPERATION, they shut down recounts in PA, WI and MI, AND prevented careful inspections of old voting machines in those 3 states, too!!

      • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

        I’m beginning to think that the Russians compromised Jill Stein as the recounts got underway. She’s not unfamiliar with Putin, personally.

        • billbear1961

          Yes, she runs off to RUSSIA to complain about U.S. violations of international law and its own citizens’ civil rights while saying NOT ONE WORD about Putin’s international CRIMES and tyrannical abuse of his own people.

          Her hypocrisy is every bit as limitless as what we see coming from rightists in this country.

      • Ross

        I am convinced that Trumpy did not even win the EC vote.

        This was a gift from Russia.

  • kaydenpat

    Spicer just can’t keep from lying, can he? So now we’re to believe that covfefe is an actual code word which Trump used while rage tweeting at aught o’clock in the morning about the media?

    Can’t even laugh anymore at this ridiculousness.

    • Tomcat

      Saturday night live COVFEFE for sure.

      • Gianni

        To be sure! 🙂

    • Gianni

      I heard that Trump watches every press conference; Sean has to defend his boss’s idiocy to the max if he expects to have a job. That means lying for Donald and spinning the lunacy. He has sold whatever values he had in order to hold this awful job for that awful President.

  • Michael R
  • JT

    It reminds you what it would be like to have a President foreign leaders would not look down on.
    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/02/18/00/3D5BC98B00000578-4236568-image-a-33_1487377647397.jpg

  • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

    Those of us who’ve had to deal with the effects of dementia on our parents are familiar with “sundowning,” a significant change in behaviors during the evening amd nighttime hours. There’s restlessness, agititation, sudden anger, irrationality, and increased confusion. Normally quiet people may suddenly “act out.”

    I see that happening here

  • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson
    • M Jackson

      I like this meme better than I liked the movie.

      • Ross

        I love the movie. Saw in three times in the theater.

        • M Jackson

          I kept falling asleep, and had to have the ending explained to me very slowly and using words without many syllables. People I know were all crazy about the movie, when they would talk about it I had no idea what they were referring to.
          And I’m really really smart, most of the time. ; )

          • hudson11

            I saw it all but the last 20mins on a flight. Hoping its still on the system for the return flight this afternoon.

          • M Jackson

            Enjoy!

  • ohbear1957

    Urban Dictionary says:
    “Covfefe
    (n.) When you want to say “coverage” but your hands are too small to hit all the letters on your keyboard.”

  • coram nobis

    “You’re the cream in my covfefe …”

  • patrick
  • coram nobis

    Covfefe … it’s a signal, mes amis.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePzwg0LyYL0

  • c u n d gulag

    “Covfefe, is a code word telling POTUS DUMB-n-OLD t-RUMPLE-thin-sKKKin he needs to go to sleep.
    I prefer to think of that word meaning that POTUS t-RUMPLE- thin-sKKKin needs to be “put to sleep!”

    • c u n d gulag

      BTW:
      Just kidding!
      I think…