Huckabee Lands Show On Scamvangelical Network

Via press release:

Former Arkansas Governor, presidential candidate, and longtime popular political commentator Mike Huckabee has teamed up with global faith-and-family television leader Trinity Broadcasting Network (TBN) for a new weekly news and talk show premiering this fall exclusively on TBN. “Huckabee” will combine Gov. Huckabee’s commentary on news-of-the-day and current issues, along with guests from the worlds of politics, entertainment and faith.

The program will follow a similar format from his fan-favorite Fox News Channel talk show of the same title, which aired on the network from 2008 until 2015 and averaged nearly 2 million viewers, with more than half of those falling in the 25-54 demographic. “Huckabee” will be taped in front of a live studio audience in Nashville, Tenn.

“We are excited to add ‘Huckabee’ to our lineup at TBN, as the first of many new developments at our network,” says TBN Chairman Matt Crouch. “Mike has a decades-long reputation for compassionate statesmanship, solid biblical counsel, and solid common sense perspective. His is a welcome voice of wisdom, integrity, and faith that America sorely needs right now.”

“TBN is the perfect home for this new television offering,” says Huckabee. “I am grateful to Matt Crouch for sharing the vision of a weekend destination on TV where we talk to newsmakers and celebrities in a civil and respectful manner as well as introduce America to some not-so-famous people whose stories remind us that the greatness of our nation is about the people who love God, raise their families, and serve their neighbors.”

As most of you surely know, TBN is at the center of the “prosperity gospel” movement in which preachers promise personal wealth if you first send THEM lots of money.

  • Gustav2

    Soon to be selling buckets of survival food made from squirrel meat.

    • djcoastermark
      • Tawreos

        Don’t worry they will be dead and rotting already before they are turned into food. No squirrels will be intentionally harmed to make the Huckabee brand of slop.

        • Christopher

          “No squirrels will be intentionally harmed to make the Huckabee brand of slop.”

          I don’t think you can make this claim when a Huckabee is involved.

          Intentionally harming animals is kinda their thing.

          • Dreaming Vertebrate

            Nor are the neighborhood dogs safe from his son.

    • Michael R
      • Todd20036

        Given that most poor people voted for the Orange Fluffernutter, I’m ok with this.

    • Uncle Mark

      Have you seen the Huckabee family? They are more likely to gorge themselves on the squirrel meat before sending out mostly-empty buckets of squirrel gruel

      • Todd20036

        They’re more likely to just eat the squirrels while they’re still alive.
        Except that one kid who tortures animals, who’ll kill the squirrel himself slowly before eating it

        • cleos_mom

          Or eat it alive. Some life forms do that.

          • David Walker

            Yes, but they tend to run after their prey. Can you imagine any of that clan running? Walking fast? Doing anything remotely physical?

          • cleos_mom

            Actually snakes sometimes do a blitz attack on their prey, but I see your point.

            Can you imagine any of that clan. . . . doing anything remotely physical?

            Yes, but I try to not dwell on it. πŸ˜‰ Ditto eating anything alive.

    • RJ Bone

      Hey, it’s okay to be a dickhead if you’re doing it for gawwwd. πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜›

      • ted-

        I fucking hate his imaginary friend!

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    • Lizard

      Animal cruelty is one of the “Holy Trinity,” the three predictors of sociopathy in children. If he also wet the bed and set fires he’d have a grand slam.

    • Harley

      This must be a cooking show. Entrees include beagle burgers and dog steak tar tar. Real dog hot dogs with retriever relish. For desert, sweet cream cheese poodle paws.

      • ted-

        That’s disgusting!

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    β€œMike has a decades-long reputation for compassionate statesmanship,
    solid biblical counsel, and solid common sense perspective. His is a
    welcome voice of wisdom, integrity, and faith that America sorely needs
    right now.” https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/605bdec539c8c4b341b3c71c766d9924748da11653f638afdc163b51bd9f5cc3.gif

  • Ernest Endevor

    Where he belongs.

    • Gustav2

      The Gay Agenda’s marginalization of him is complete! /s

  • bambinoitaliano

    His resume include serving as the stand in dildo for Kim Davis.

  • Tawreos

    Compassionate? Huckabee? The one that sided with that bitch in Kentucky against people that wanted to get legally married? These people need to look up the meanings of words before they use them.

    • David Walker

      Alternate definitions. They fit right in with alternative facts and post-truth. Get with it, fella.

  • Christopher

    Oh good!

    He’s on a channel that I’ll never watch, and have completely removed from my channel lineup.

    • Librarykid

      More lies in a channel lineup filled with lies.

      • David Walker

        Clearly what god intended.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Oh just great! A weekly platform for this bigot to spew his special “compassionate” brand of hate. Guests to include such luminaries as Tony PerKKKins and “One Moronic Mom”.

    • Uncle Mark

      But he does it with a smile and a chuckle, so it makes him a “friendly,” lying, hateful bigot.

  • ChrisMorley

    OT

    Trump ‘complained to Belgian PM of difficulty setting up golf resorts in EU’

    He has one golf resort in Ireland and two in Scotland.

    He could have talked with Belgium’s Prime Minister about bringing coal and steel jobs back. The western half of Belgium, Wallonia, and NE France, used to be a major European coal and steel heartland.

    • David Walker

      Many jobs have no requirements. Parents, for example, aren’t required to take any courses or pass any tests to raise a child. Driving a car, on the other hand, demands a test before getting a license. One would think there would be minimal standards to be the “leader of the free world” aside from the ability to take orders/money from a hostile foreign government while encouraging the bigotry and hate in potential voters. And lie.

      We’ve known all along that there’s less there than meets the eye. That’s been proved time and again since January 20. Now he truly is on the international stage and he’s shown the world that he’s a thoroughly useless piece of shit.

      • cleos_mom

        Many jobs have no requirements. Parents, for example, aren’t required to take any courses or pass any tests to raise a child.

        Whenever I hear someone recite either of these phrases:

        “Raising children is the most important job in the world”
        “Raising children is the hardest job in the world”

        I think
        “if either, let alone both, are true then most people shouldn’t be doing it.”

  • Dejerrity Mycron

    Edina Monsoon to the judge in Ab Fab:

    “Why not have a stupidity tax, just tax the stupid people!!!”

    Sounds like Fuckle-Me Huckabee is going to be doing just that.

  • leo77

    Well better there than a station that presumes to offer serious news and commentary.

  • RJ Bone

    Ah, TBN. I do so love to give them the finger as I drive by their headquarters. The church across the parking lot is this multi million dollar obscenity of avarice that makes me want to punch baby Jesus in the nuts.

    Having Suckabee that close to home is only going to add to the overall dread of this part of the country. Anygod I want out of this county/state/country/hemisphere sometimes.

    • kareemachan

      I do the same to an asshat of a rental slumlord who 1) screws the people who need to rent from him, and 2) calls his house a museum, and 3) had a a “Lock her up” sign aat his house/”museum” during the election.

      • cleos_mom

        I saw a “Hillary For Prison” sign at a local bar about 6 months ago. But I had the last laugh when I passed it some weeks later and saw it had gone out of business.

      • RJ Bone

        People like that suck the life and joy out if the world around them. I wish there was an island where we could dump them all together. Sure, it might form a singularity of evil that we would later need to deal with, but in the meantime with all the jerks, bigots and obstructionist conservatives gone maybe we could actually evolve some more and develop the means to truly banish them. Maybe to another dimension or to the void somewhere.

  • GayOldLady
    • kareemachan

      Already done.

    • cleos_mom

      How did you get into our electronics junk drawer???

      • GayOldLady

        I think I have about 50 myself.

      • BillyDee4

        Junk drawer? I use this many remotes on a daily basis.

  • Michael R

    Exactly where people who can’t quite grasp substance and complexity belong .

  • DesertSun59

    Compassionate and solid are certainly not two adjectives I would ever use to describe that man. Apparently, con men are in demand in this nation.

    It’s a guarantee that as 45 begins his inevitable nosedive into the dustbin of history, a la Nixon, his insufferable worshippers will glom on to this charlatan for relief.

  • Butch

    Yeah, you sold me. I”ll be sure to tune in.
    /s

  • worstcultever

    Shirley his smarts and razor wit will make him the repuke Jon Stewart and TBN the go-to powerhouse network for incisive political satire! Look out world!

    Or maybe not – actually TBN will still just be what it’s always been, just another two-bit fleecing machine to separate idiots from their money.

    (Perhaps Fucky’s equally brilliant, charismatic, and acclaimed daughter Sarah will join his show after her successful stint on the Trumptanic!)

    • David Walker

      No doubt god told him to hold out for a really big deal…lots of money, have guests well-groomed in pandering, and the commitment of an hour for taping. Of course, god also told him to run for president.

  • Pollos Hermanos
  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    They offered him pork chops I bet.

  • Jonathan Smith
    • Bonobo

      It’s all about fiction.

    • ted-

      HOLY FUCK! SAVED!

  • netxtown

    Added to my bucket list:

    Hang on till Huck is dead so you can piss on his head(stone)….

  • Matt

    If you’re dumb enough to watch one of these networks in the first place, you deserve to have to listen to a creep like Huckleberry.

  • KQCA

    He’s been playing a dick for so long he’s finally been cast as one.

  • Tom G

    That’s great. I’ll never be bothered with his “commentary” again.

  • David Walker

    His first guest? Why, the newly-elected and yet-to-be-proved honorable thug from Montana, of course.

  • yes b’y
  • Librarykid

    You left out “long-time loser.”

  • BobSF_94117

    Live studio audience, eh?

    • David Walker

      Live screened studio audience. It could be the first audience made to pay to get in. You know, to support god’s work.

  • Athirson

    Good place for him. Much easier to ignore

  • DaveMiller135

    He may finally have found his level, an appropriate venue for his message.

  • Treant

    Oh, I thought it was Tiny Balls Network. And who gets TBN anyway? I don’t, so I don’t have to flip past his face, ever.

  • Acronym Jim

    I predict a working environment like this.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SG43wa7Alo

  • Jay Silversmith

    First guest: Kim Davis, who will elaborate on how she got three different men willing to bone her without the lights off and then divorced them like gawd intended. Talk about a 10 bucket of slop sold as survival.

    • ted-

      That’s one woman who can work wonders in that regards.

      • Jay Silversmith

        It was a miracle from gawd.

  • andrew

    Huckabee belongs on TBN, with all the other “religious” hucksters.

  • “Mike has a decades-long reputation for compassionate statesmanship….” So that’s what they call it. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/97d79b29f11a817df36bca14c0d7b39cbdde73ca08af0b528ca70edad0996434.jpg

    • ted-

      Did you just insult shit?!

  • Secure

    More crazy Christians, like Paul & Jan Crouch.

  • Gianni

    I’m so looking forward to it! NOT!

  • Hue-Man

    Meanwhile, a Fox escapee finds a spot at NBC! 7:00 PM opposite 60 Minutes.

    Sunday Night With Megyn Kelly
    Genre: Newsmagazine
    Current events, in-depth stories and interviews with newsmakers.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/68b56fe0771b8336e06564d7f3fd1224ceed6094e78a5a5d3ffcbc2c54d2228c.jpg