One Million Moms Vs Liquid-Plumr [VIDEO]

From Monica Cole, as predicted ten days ago:

The newest Liquid-Plumr commercial includes men and women with their pants sliding down exposing way too much of their backsides. No one wants to see this. Reports from consumers have stated that even children find the commercial disgusting. It is not only tacky and obscene but also plays into a stereotype of plumbers on the job.

This is not the first time Liquid-Plumr has aired commercials that crossed the line. In the past, Liquid-Plumr produced ads filled with innuendos that were crude and distasteful. Bottom line, Liquid-Plumr’s ads are irresponsible and offensive.

TAKE ACTION: Please contact Liquid-Plumr (owned by The Clorox Company) through our website urging them to pull this inappropriate commercial immediately. Also, let Liquid-Plumr know that continuing to air this ad and offensive advertisements in the future will force your family to make the decision to no longer purchase Clorox products.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Taint no problem here m’am.

  • JWC

    Oh Prey tell another hissey fit from these twits

  • ArchiLaw

    Speak for yourself. I want to see it!

  • bkmn

    Leave it to Monica to crack this problem.

    • Henry Auvil

      God did not create butt cracks, Satan did! Darn him.

      • clay

        cleavage!

      • Nowhereman

        So THAT’S the mark of Satan!

  • ByronK

    Way too much of their ‘backsides’. LOL. Burqas for everyone! They need the jaws of life to get their legs apart apparently.

    • ZhyKitty

      Burkas! LOL
      The whole :”stereotype” thing is a stereotype for a reason.
      My Big Daddy, a master carpenter, is tan nearly halfway down his ass as are more than half the people he works with.
      Men who wear heavy tool belts in general, whether working indoors or out, expose some hiney.
      Personally, I like it. lol

      • That_Looks_Delicious

        And you are not alone.

        • Lars Littlefield

          Is muy sexy.

        • ZhyKitty

          RAmen!

      • -M-

        Good to ‘see’ you again.

        • ZhyKitty

          I’m always here, I’ve just been quiet. *hugs*

          • stuckinthewoods

            Glad to know you’re here. Happy birthday, 2 weeks late.

        • BudClark

          HUGS!

          Bud-in-the-Desert

    • Lars Littlefield

      I’d like a Berkus. He’s just the right size for cuddling, licking, and holding while taking naps.
      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5d6d51a8d93a43666f8fcc45cb43050b34de9f47452d8db318160aa7c72f2d1d.jpg

      • ByronK

        I would wear him! And he could cover my face!

  • coram nobis

    “Drain problems? Let Liquid Plumr have a crack at it!”

  • Sashineb

    Error message on YT: “This video is a duplicate of a previously uploaded video”. Here’s a copy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk3ur2jTEww

  • AtticusP

    Monica Cole hasn’t gotten laid since the Nixon administration.

    And therein lies the problem.

    • Lars Littlefield

      Just an aside about sex during the Nixon era. I have great memories of fucking the brains out of folks and getting my own brains rattled to heights or great lust and dirty passion during those years. It was great, if you weren’t a Republican. Pretty much same as now, I suspect. One of the major benefits was traveling from city to city and staying at the baths for about $10 a night ($14 Canadian in Montreal). Not as comfy as a Days Inn, but infinitely more exciting. The feverish need to fuck as much, as many and as often as possible was a joyous way to be alive. Of course, such libertine excesses are not for everyone. For example, can you imagine how much work it must take to fuck Monica? Hardly worth getting hard about. πŸ™‚

      • nocadrummer

        The term “dusty muffin” comes to mind.
        I’d say Betty White has a more active sex than poor Monica. She certainly has more attractive men surrounding her! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c40159eba53bbfda970265c5810f2ca64e48572a9ef4d5a15afd401332677026.jpg

        • Lars Littlefield

          Betty White is the original babe.

        • She shows good taste, too – I’ve seen 3 out of those 4 in some hot ‘n’ heavy leather porn… and she’s holding a fabulous set of boots!

          • BJORN RAGNVALDR

            THAT’S where I’ve seen th……I mean, oh really, how interesting.

      • AtticusP

        Re: fucking Monica Cole.

        Hydraulics has to be involved somehow.

        There isn’t enough Viagra in the world.

        • Lars Littlefield

          As Frank Zappa might have said, “There’s not enough juice to make her dynamo hum.”

  • Blake J Butler

    Actually i think it is more spot on since plumbers do in fact show a lot of butt cleavage.

    Plumbers in general not always the hot ones.

  • HZ81

    Would be shame if these Jesus folks would do something Jesus would do like feed the poor, but buttcracks on tv will make their boy suck a dick one day so…

    And the ad blows.

  • JoeMyGod

    This is the one they freaked out about last time.
    https://youtu.be/wlaRPlsHpJE

  • Adam King

    “It made us have a feeling in our private areas! No v*g*n* is supposed to have feelings in it! Ever!”

  • Blake J Butler
  • Henry Auvil

    One million moms will soon have to answer for 2.5 million runaways. Get away from these freaks kids!

  • Regan DuCasse

    Heee! I auditioned for this commercial. OMM need to get a life.

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    Oh, please. Everyone’s got an ass. What do they do before entering museums, insist that the naked bit be covered?

    • safari

      Because our bodies are jails for our souls?

    • There’s only one real ass in this fight, and it’s not those in the commercial.

    • nocadrummer

      Well, yes they do. It happened in my town a few years back.

      • clay

        and Bush43’s AG Ashcroft v. Lady Justice

      • Wynter Marie Starr

        How ridiculous.

    • Stev84

      Many people are asses

    • Nowhereman

      That reminds me of when Bush 43’s AG John Ashcroft covered the naked breasts of the statues in his office building.

      • Lars Littlefield

        Mike Pence is from the same sexually warped bolt of cloth. Ewwwww!

      • Stogiebear

        It’s the only way Ashcroft could go to work and not hump the statue like a dog in rut.

        • Nowhereman

          Christian conservatives sure are hung up about sex–especially other people’s sex. They really should go see somebody about that.

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN
    • Henry Auvil

      If I’m not mistaken, Melania trump has a butt crack too, and is not afraid to show it (for money). https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d562c0c8b909c456eb7fbb30a7351e887bbbacb40a50e18ea7d3607cc9bc8a63.jpg

      • Silver Badger

        My eyes instantly went to her invisible heels. Such interesting shoes! I guess I must be a gay man.

        • Mark

          Are those last years’ Prada?? (extra points if you know what I”m referring to…..)

          • Henry Auvil

            Has Ivanka knocked them off yet?

          • BJORN RAGNVALDR

            “Don’t a stomp your little last season Prada’s at me, bitch.

            Legally Blonde.

          • Mark

            You win the prize – – now what is it gonna be?? Hhhhmmmmmm

        • olandp

          Those are “Boomerang Heels” . Those look exceptionally cheesy, but they can be really wonderful. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/76fd692eea5b195916c0ef05085d5c01fe76297695576eb06b1c8b6ae53841ea.jpg Vintage Joseph la Rose.

          • Silver Badger

            Thank you.

      • Nowhereman

        Gag me!

      • -M-

        What are her spider powers?

      • olandp

        I’d give her $20 to put some clothes on.

    • Nowhereman

      What’s really nice is that that the harder they resist, the deeper the investigators will dig. I think that it may be RICO charges that finally bring our national nightmare to an end.

  • >One bratty bigot vs. Liquid-Plumr

    Fix’d.

  • Gustav2

    Someone call the Plumbers’ Anti-Defamation League!

  • JWC

    You know people there are such things on your TV like Parental Guidance or failing that the age old app on any TV called an “OFF”switch Hells Bells Its probably right there on your remote We both know however that all these nasty corporations spend mega millions of bucks on ads that are specifically designed to piss you off To bad its so effective

    • BJORN RAGNVALDR

      Turn it off!?! Then who will babysit the little hellions while I’m in the basement raining hell fire on those nasty sodomites and whatnot.

  • I do think it’s tacky and stupid…but it’s also a really stupid fucking thing to launch a boycott over.

    • JWC

      Americana to me right now is of 2 parts much characterised by a rushing mountain stream The free flowing water is what America wants The Religious right are the boulders wishing to impede its flow The net result the stream carries on still free and making a joyous noise as it does

      • Ben in Oakland

        The RR is the sewage flowing into the stream.

  • bambinoitaliano
  • Reality.Bites

    Anyone else remember the classic SNL sketch with Gilda and Bill as Lisa and Todd, with Dan Aykroyd as a plumber with butt crack?

  • Reality.Bites

    I wonder how many impressionable kids and teens even watch commercial TV?

    • olandp

      Do they really design lighting to highlight them selves at dinner. It doesn’t surprise me, but sheesh.

  • Stogiebear

    Obscene??? Oh, Monica, honey.

    It’s not obscene until the pants are off, he’s bent over with his ears way past his ankles, and he’s so dilated you can be sure three forearms at the same time would be nothing to write home about.

    Do you have THAT image seared into your brain? You’re welcome.

  • Michael R

    Someone teach One Million Moms how dildos work .

  • Nowhereman

    I admit, I’d rather not see people’s butt cracks. But the thirty-thousand moms need to get a grip. They could start by pulling up their big girl panties and getting a hobby.

    • Ben in Oakland

      I don’t think there are panties big enough to cover up those butt cracks.

  • Hank
    • Silver Badger

      Much better. Too bad he’s so overdressed.

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      Nice pants.
      Would look better on my nightstand.

    • TexasBoy

      I need to hire more plumbers, apparently.

      • Gest2016

        Come to think of it, I have a leaky pipe that needs some work.

    • Ben in Oakland

      Maybe I’m getting old, but I see no full frontal here. I think you need to put up or shut up.

      • Hank

        I had to put the “G” rated photo, as this is a public site. From my original “on my knees view” it was FULL Frontal….Slurp!!!

        • Ben in Oakland

          Ok. I guess I can accept that. When you’re done, send him over to me. And don’t tell my husband.

          • Hank

            I was going to say, that “my lips are sealed”, however, I would have to use the Past Tense!!! 😈 BTW, he is on his way to you. 😊

    • andrew

      Who knew god was a plumber?

    • Lumpy Gaga

      I haz a leak.

    • leo77

      That’s quite a big wrench he has.

  • clay

    “plays into a stereotype” Yeah, ‘cuz that always twisted their tits, before.
    /s

  • clay

    Uh, how can they think to boycott Clorox? Are they going to switch to generic store-brand bleach for their douching?

  • Cuberly

    “…even children…”?

    Let me guess.

    Mon: “What is it supposed to say?”
    Kid: ” Mom, no!”
    Mon: ” What is it supposed to SAY?”
    Kid: “That it’s…disgusting.”
    Mon: “If it doesn’t say the words it will get the hose again.!”

  • saucetin

    As joe said below: time to re-visit the double impact ad.

  • Jeffrey
    • whollyfool

      Hahahaha love it!

  • Rebecca Gardner

    What took them so long?

    • -M-

      Waiting for the ad to run its course so they can have a quick ‘success’?

  • djcoastermark

    OK, I will admit, I AM A CRACK ADDICT!

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    God, these hags really need to get laid. At least get new batteries for that vibrator and go to town. Something, anything– honestly.

  • clay

    “There’s a plumber in all of us.”

    I object! Where’s my plumber? I demand a plumber in me RIGHT NOW!

    • JCF

      LOL

  • TexasBoy

    Reports from consumers have stated that even children [who are home schooled and have no friends except Jesus] find the commercial disgusting. Especially after Mommy, who has no sense of humor, told them is was disgusting.

    Fixed it.

  • Lazycrockett

    I like that other plumber commercial where the 2 plumbers were going to tag team the housewife.

  • JT
  • Cuberly

    It’s official, Monica has obviously had every orifice below her neck bondo’d shut.

  • Michael

    Uh guys you realize there aren’t any actual moms in this organization, right?

    • Silver Badger

      One hopes. Think of the children!

    • BJORN RAGNVALDR

      There’s no ‘s on mom.

  • Rebecca Gardner
    • BJORN RAGNVALDR

      I πŸ’“ you.

  • andrew

    I’d like to invite that boxer to bring his Liquid-Plumr to my house.

  • I had a problem with this commercial too. All the butts and cracks I wanted to see were shown in much lower light and even less time to enjoy.

  • Michael

    https://www.facebook.com/LiquidPlumr/

    One Million Moms is posting on their Facebook page….

  • JCF

    For a profession known for rooting around, w/ sweaty effort, in wet holes, OMM should just be grateful for a “plumbr” ad that only stays outside on the cracks!

  • Ben in Oakland

    Oh noes!!!!!
    Buttcracks.

  • RemusL

    “…even children find the commercial disgusting…”
    Well, that settles it. Children should always be the barometer of what is considered “tasteful”.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      Their kids laughed their asses off when they saw the ad, and that’s what got the OMM so riled up — other people enjoying themselves.

  • Their faces look the same – boring and cranky!

  • Michael

    I’m checking out the FB page of Liquid Plumr and ALL of the people bitching about it are very, very unattractive people. This is just like homphobic men always being the most unattractive men around. There has got to be link between one’s physical appearance in ratio to their hatred for others.

    • Daveed_WOW

      True story: every homophobe I’ve ever encountered is sure that someone is going to just rape them at first opportunity. The men in question are always unattractive enough that I could have said: “You have nothing to worry about, dear. I promise they’ll all leave you alone.”

      • BJORN RAGNVALDR

        Same here. Once, upon learning I was Gay, a homophobe, wanting to be cool in front of about 10 other people declared, “that’s cool bro just don’t try anything”. I replied, “you, who can’t get the loneliest, most desperate of women to even accept your phone number, thinks I would want to fuck you? I’m Gay, not Jerry Lewis.”

        He was humiliated, the raucous laughter added to no end. I don’t suffer fools well.

  • teeveedub

    “… exposing way too much of their backsides.”

    OK, One Million Moms. Help me out here. How much is the right amount of backsides to expose?

    • BJORN RAGNVALDR

      I need to know…..for a friend.

  • Bluto
  • cmbennett01

    I have never in my life seen a kid that didn’t point and laugh at a plumbers crack. Kids think that’s hilarious.

  • Tom G

    These uptight Holly Hobbies need to have an orgasm.

  • olandp

    Took her long enough. Do you think she had to work up an orgasm before she objected?

  • Helen Damnation πŸ‘β„’

    “No one wants to see this”. Bitch, speak for yo motherfuckin’ self. But let’s be honest, we know all y’all White-Anglo-Saxon-Protestant Jesus whores tingle when you see a lil’ crack. The truth shall set y’all free!

  • 2patricius2

    “Bottom line, Liquid-Plumr’s ads are irresponsible and offensive…”

    Hmm. Bottom line. That’s what they were showing in their ads. Not all bottom lines are ugly and offensive.

  • BudClark

    My TONGUE is hanging out …

  • fuzzybits

    Wonder what dear old Monica would think of this? https://youtu.be/0DNddUpA6hk

    • BudClark

      YUM!

    • JCF

      {shudder}

  • grada3784

    I’m waiting for them to boycott Elijah Wood movies because he was in a sort of Coppertone ad in the movie North when he was a kid.

  • grada3784

    Has anyone reported Duluth to OMM yet?

  • If I had to guess, I’d say that the fifteen members of “One Million Moms” need to get laid. Stat.

  • Rob NYNY

    I was just watching one of those “crime in real life” channels, and there was a forensic plumber. Forensic plumber. Think about that. He investigates deaths relating to plumbing. In that episode of the series, he investigated the death of someone who drowned in a toilet. My parents were freaked out when I told them I wanted to be a musician. I can’t imagine what they would have done if I had told them I wanted to investigate the deaths of people who drowned in toilets.

    • BJORN RAGNVALDR

      I think I would have told my parents that just to let them freak out for awhile.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      You should’ve told them first that you wanted to be a forensic plumber, and then when the storm settled, that you really wanted to be a musician.

      • Rob NYNY

        I could have set the bar even lower at “puppeteer” or “Republican dog catcher.”

  • Lumpy Gaga

    “Miss? Miss? I have a little Plumber inside me.”

    • BJORN RAGNVALDR

      Will he be O.K.?

  • Chip Lenno

    I’m sorry…as the son of a plumber…please…just stop. This was dinner table humor for me,. Stop being so uptight. Do you not have a crack of your own?

  • Jerry Petree

    I hope one million moms stay home, because during my daily walk I see crack all the time. Mostly on moms bent over a stroller 🀣

  • MDixon34

    If they said the words “Liquid-Plumr” one more time in that announcement I’m pretty sure Liquid-Plumr would have to send them a commission check.

  • Grumpy Old Man
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  • TKW
  • TheLeast

    So what it this, a website dedicated to bashing Christians? Wow, how original. Hey, you want to take up residence in sparsely occupied space? You should bash MUSLIMS for their equally (some would argue MORE) adamant opposition to prurient content in advertising and prime-time entertainment. No? Oh, is that because you’re allergic to beheading and nail-bombs? OK, got it.

  • AaronSF

    I just want to know who the guy behind ‘one million moms’ is. I will be very shocked if it isn’t just some lone conservative, who is incidentally, not anyone’s mother.

    • TheLeast

      Well, you should go and look, and prepared to “be very shocked”: they routinely effect the cancellation of TV programming – and the pulling of advertising spots – which their members find offensive and communicate those sentiments via e-mail, phone and by registering their comments in social media. “One lone conservative” really couldn’t pull that off, now could he?

  • Ore Carmi

    Oh, those poor stereotyped plumbers!