SNAP: Former Mexican President Trolls Trump, “Here’s Something For The Bees Living In Your Brain” [VIDEO]

The Washington Examiner reports:

Former Mexican President Vicente Fox used chocolate cake and innuendo to hit President Trump on Wednesday. Fox used a photo of his own inauguration in Mexico to call out Trump for what he viewed as his fixation with the crowd size at his inauguration.

Fox said it was one of the proudest moments of his life to know that he was assuming the burden of “a million expectations” and that he must do his best to “be worthy of that trust.”

“This is you, in the most solemn moment of your life,” Fox said holding up a photo of Trump’s inauguration. “Thinking about how big your crowd was. Worrying that the last guy had a bigger one than you.”

The video was made by YouTube comedian Vic Berger and was posted to his hilarious Super Deluxe channel.

  • safari

    If the video really wanted to troll Donald, it should just have been Vincente Fox taking a bite of chocolate cake and declaring that his chocolate cake is the best.

    • dafs

      Mexican chocolate really is awesome.

    • Snarkaholic

      And the biggest serving, too.

  • bkmn

    Any chance he could be the first person to be a Presidente of two different countries?

    • Viktor DoKaren

      As entertaining as this video is. Let’s learn a lesson. Elect someone to be a president, not an entertainer.

  • Jonathan Smith
  • vorpal 😼

    Uh oh… the forecast is suddenly calling for an orange snow storm on Twitter.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/43040f1088a34557e63be6bbd2658c0e631f3fd1606832c2a3d1a5d764c8c044.jpg

    • another_steve

      I hope he doesn’t take it out on girl.

      #RescueMelania

      • PickyPecker
        • another_steve

          But I personally was a whore once. I was, Blanche. πŸ™

          I’m not proud of it, but ask anyone who was around in NYC in the early 70s… “Did you know a whore named “Steve” back then?”

          If yes, it was me.

          feeling shame and embarrassment now…

          • Do NOT feel shame!

            sex work is the oldest profession. only religious idiots think there is anything wrong with it. in a right thinking society, it would be legal, regulated and taxed like any other business. i have never engaged in sex work, but i have been offered the opportunity to do so, and really, i thought about it. my only problem is that it takes a lot of work to get me going, and i thought i’d be a failure in it as a pro.

          • Paula

            It wouldn’t work for me. I’d have to pay the johns for the sex.

          • agcons

            I’ll join you on that particular chaise longue.

          • BJORN RAGNVALDR

            I was just a slut, no payment….oh, wait, do 2 carat diamonds, extensive travel, opulent accommodations, and anything else I wanted count?
            I’ll be fucked at Broad and High, I was a whore just like the first fuckin lady, I’ll be damned.
            I have absolutely NO shame nor embarrassment, I find those emotions to be common…….

          • another_steve

            Never payment here, either. During those fleeting halcyon days of my twinkdom, I gave it away for free.

            And there were so many takers….

          • ColdCountry

            Don’t!

    • Serai 1

      And me with a new box of microwave popcorn!

  • Should’ve saved this until Donald came back home. Word is they structured his travel and events schedule so he would never be alone with nothing to do and a phone in his hands.

    • vorpal 😼

      Is this a presidency or a very challenging babysitting job?

      • Nowhereman

        Yes.

    • zhera

      So why can’t they do that at home? There they have more people to help with occupying and distracting him.

      • glass

        Because no one really wants to be around this creep. He never shuts up about how great he is, or how many amazing friends he has. And he goes on about fake news. Not to mention, you could have your pussy grabbed at any moment, with or without a Tic Tac!

      • Serai 1

        Because telling him “no” on anything is to incur a shrieking tantrum and petty revenge. It’s exactly like minding a three-year-old, from what I’ve heard. Except that most three-year-olds eventually learn to stop being such insufferable babies.

  • jefe5084

    Go Vicente!! He comes up with some good ones.

    • another_steve

      I love the man.

      I sense I probably shouldn’t delve too deeply into his political history and record… but I love the man.

      • jefe5084

        No, best not to delve there. It’s classic Mexico. Stay in the moment. πŸ˜‰

  • Pollos Hermanos
  • Dejerrity Mycron

    So THAT’S where all the bees have gonel

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      If Dumpf really does have a hive mind, that would explain the mindless loyalty of his followers. They have no thoughts of their own. Now to find the queen bee with a can of RAID.

      • Serai 1

        We had one all set to go.

  • Rex

    A chance Trump will become a great President?
    Doubtful, highly doubtful.

    • Serai 1

      I think Fox knows that. It’s just a dig at how useless Trump is.

  • Rex

    Not only does Obama have a bigger one, He is a bigger man all around.

    • Todd20036

      Pics or it didn’t happen!

  • AmeriCanadian

    “Worrying that the last guy had a bigger one than you”. There is the crux of Trump’s fixation…the black myth.

    • Karl Dubhe

      That was a wonderful thing for him to have said to Donald. πŸ™‚

      I wonder what Trump’s online trolling account is?

      • Serai 1

        That’s been a common joke on late night every time he goes about his “crowd size”.

  • safari

    O/T: https://www.recode.net/2017/5/23/15681158/political-campaign-robocall-ringless-voicemail-without-ringing-cellphone-republican

    The GOP’s leading campaign and fundraising arm, the Republican National Committee, has quietly thrown its support behind a proposal at the Federal Communications Commission that would pave the way for marketers to auto-dial consumers’ cellphones and leave them prerecorded voicemail messages β€” all without ever causing their devices to ring.

  • O/T: Seriously, I’m embarrassed I ever paid attention to these two ignorant, rumor-mongering loonies:
    https://twitter.com/varadmehta/status/867103800175337472

    Absolutely no part of anything they describe is how our government works. This is like horrifically bad fan-fiction written by someone who has only the barest familiarity with the Constitution and the U.S. gov’t and who couldn’t even be bothered to read up on how two historically recent impeachment efforts actually went down.

    The Chief Justice of the Supreme Court and indeed SCOTUS itself has no goddamned involvement until articles of impeachment are introduced and voted upon by the House of Representatives, and then the Senate schedules a hearing. At that point, the Justice does nothing but preside over the Senate trial.

    There is no such thing as ‘secret impeachment’ charges. SCOTUS does not stand in for the DoJ in ordering evidence to be preserved. At no point does the President lose his (or her) pardon powers until the Senate votes to impeach AND removes the Prez from office. The Marshal of the Supreme Court’s duties are limited entirely to the security of SCOTUS itself; they do not deliver notifications or orders.

    As we’ve already seen, the impeachment of a sitting president is a very, very public, political process. It’s designed to be that way. It is also devoid of most of the usual trappings of a criminal indictment.

    Anybody who defends these lying, ignorant loonies is as ignorant as they are. Again, I apologize for ever posting anything by either of them.

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      I saw Joy Reid was taking them to task the other day.

  • Lazycrockett

    Looks like Carter Page is being called to Congress to testify.

  • AtticusP

    Fox has Trump’s number: 45 is a bully, and most bullies are cowards when confronted.

    Donald Trump seems to think that he is owed respect by virtue of his election to the presidency.

    Respect is earned.

    I will always respect the office of the President, but I doubt that I will ever respect the guy who currently goes by that title.

    • Schlukitz

      Spot on!

    • another_steve

      “I will always respect the office of the President, but I doubt that I will ever respect the guy who currently goes by that title.”

      Word.

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  • can we have him as president, please?

    • i’ll learn spanish, i promise.

      • The_Wretched

        I’m pretty sure ‘bargaining’ is one of the stages of grief.

    • Serai 1

      No, you don’t want him as President. He’s really good at trolling Trump, but he was rather a dick when he headed the country. He wouldn’t be good for America.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Ha ha the Presidente is getting into his head.
    But Dolt45 has never rolled up his sleeves and isn’t about to start now.

  • Rex

    When you’re the former President of Mexico, you can do anything you want. You can just go up the the Current President of the US and zing ’em. And they let you do it.

    • johncAtl

      If only he could shoot him in the middle of 5th Avenue.

  • JWC

    Personal digs, criticisms, highlighting his downfalls, consant niggling, will bring 45 down faster than impeachment he just can’t resist BUT in impeachment you get Pence Consider that, long and hard

    • BJORN RAGNVALDR

      I refuse to imagine Pence long and hard. No one can, not even the little Mrs.

      And I am unanimous in this!

      • JWC

        he , himself is so tarred in lies and colussion

  • JT

    OT

    Blue whales are the biggest animals that have ever existed on Earth but they only recently* got that way.

    This is the extraordinary finding from a new study that examined the fossil record of baleens – the group of filter feeders to which the blues belong.

    These animals were relatively small for most of their evolutionary existence and only became the behemoths we know today in the past three million years.

    That is when the climate likely turned the oceans into a “food heaven”.

    Favoured prey – such as krill, small crustaceans – suddenly became super-concentrated in places, allowing the baleens with their specialised feeding mechanism to pig-out and evolve colossal forms.

    http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-40032372

    • Lars Littlefield

      Nature is so unfair. Otherwise chocolate cake and butter brickle ice cream would make me tall instead of fat.

      • zhera

        …and give you a whale-sized dick?

        • Lars Littlefield

          Naw. I have no complaints in the dick department, especially since most men my age can no longer get it up. Thankfully, Little Lars is still functioning just fine. πŸ™‚

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    OT – 10 little, 9 little, 8 little indians…

    (I thought the whole point of them getting a dispensation from their rabbi was to keep an eye on Cheetolini so nothing went *too* wrong. Who’s babysitting Trump now?)

    https://twitter.com/thehill/status/867461469826371584

  • The_Wretched

    That was glorious.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    He is the King of the Trollers. I so love him.

    https://twitter.com/BikerBecca/status/867464727420559360

    • William

      Out of my way, I called dibs first.

    • zhera

      I love how much the camera focuses on the cake, and also Fox’s hands. His big, manly hands and his long, manly fingers. I choose to believe it’s not an accident. πŸ˜€

      • DonnaLee

        This whole video is great in all the subtle things.
        Plus Fox knows more about this country than Trump.

  • j.martindale

    All I can say is, he’s not MY fault.

  • coram nobis

    Now that’s a Fox news broadcast I can believe in.

    And his message is, in the idiom, “Donald, tΓΊ no puedes.”

    • Serai 1

      The “tu” being essential.

      • coram nobis

        Yes. Also “poder” in this context means not only “to be able” but “to be able to perform sexually.”

  • Karl Dubhe

    I hope that Donald watches this video. He’s enough of a narcissist to care about what other people think of him.

  • He should make a video extolling how HUGE his hands are

  • KarenAtFOH

    “When you became President, you did not become the boss of the people, they became the boss of you.”

  • Lars Littlefield

    Ironically, Fox was roundly criticized as being an uneducated cowboy by the political and cultural elite of Mexico. Also, he was the original populist presidential candidate in the Americas. He mispronounced a couple of famous writers’ names (Jorge instead of JosΓ©) for example and congratulated one of the Spanish language’s most famous writers for being a poet laureate when in fact it was the writer’s greatest rival who had actually won. However, his mistakes were few and far between. Unlike Trump, he actually is an intellectual. Not only is his English better than Trump, but guy speaks French equally well. So, it’s even more amusing that he’s dressing down Trump for being such a self-serving princess.

    He ran Coca Cola for a load of years starting at the bottom fresh out of Harvard Business school using his MBA to drive a route truck. Eventually he became head of Coke for all of Central and South America. He has a BA in addition to the MBA. And he actually worked for them, pretty much an A student who graduated with honors. HIs daddy didn’t buy the degrees for him.

    Mexico had high hopes for him as president. The best thing he did was keep the Mexican economy from collapsing for six years and paid down the country’s international debt. He could have done more by collecting more taxes, but he was lucky to collect the taxes he could. Mexico always under collects taxes, mostly because of organized crime that controls corporations as well as just the drug cartels. But he was a breath of fresh air being the first president in over 60 years to not be a member of the PRI. He was the leader of the opposition party, PAN. Not that there’s that much difference.

    I’ve always liked the guy. He’s about my age and definitely still looking good for someone who will soon turn 75 years-old. I wish I were as tall and still had a similar head of hair. Fore a 74 year-old I find him still sexy as as all get out. Trump? Ewwwww . . . fer ick!

    • I have been following him trolling Trump. He is funny.

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        • Sort of okay. I miss you and my blog. I do not know how to explain what is happening to me. I just feel like there is nothing I can say that is real right now.

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          • moldyLOCKS

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        • moldyLOCKS

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        • moldyLOCKS

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    • Serai 1

      Also, he was the original populist presidential candidate in the Americas.

      I believe William Jennings Bryan might have something to say about that.

      • Lars Littlefield

        How could Jennings say anything? He’s dead. πŸ™‚

  • Brian Westley

    “Sure, understanding today’s complex world of the future is a little like having bees live in your head. But, there they are.” — Firesign Theatre

  • Serai 1

    Ah-nult’s been lagging off on trolling Trump. Back Vicente up with some pointed tweets, dude!

    I think SNL should invite Arnold on as host, and do an alternate universe skit where he’s the President. It would drive Trump INSANE.