REPORT: Jared Kushner Is The “Person Of Interest”

The Independent reports:

Donald Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, has reportedly been identified as a “person of interest” in the ongoing investigation into possible ties between Russia and Donald Trump’s campaign. The Washington Post said that a senior advisor to Mr Trump had been identified as someone that investigators wanted to speak to. A New York magazine reporter then reported that the person in question was Mr Kushner, who is married to the Mr Trump’s daughter and who flew out of Washington on Friday night to accompany the president on his first official foreign trip.

Post image via the below Twitter wag.

  • Taylor

    Delicious! May I have some more?

  • DaddyRay

    I hope they take him down – I worry that they are setting him up for a future presidential run

    • Good god! 😱

    • Tomcat

      Seriously, a jew would be alright to so called christians?

      • Tomcat

        Seriously, one tragedy at a time please.

      • DaddyRay

        Seriously – they had Ben Carson as a candidate

    • zhera

      If he’s kicked out of the WH, there won’t be anything done there anymore. He’s practically running the whole administration by himself.

      So… I hope he’s kicked out soon!

    • bkmn

      Him and Iflunka. Uday and Qusay aren’t smart enough to go for the big chair.

      • 2guysnamedjoe

        That didn’t stop their sperm donor.

  • DaddyRay
  • May he be the first of many names added.

    • Gerry Fisher

      …and a successful political hit on Jared damages Ivanka, too.

    • vorpal 😼

      I definitely read that in Daria’s voice.

  • Jeebus, there’s a lot of breaking news in any given day now.

  • another_steve

    Well, half of the JMG audience has already banned me for saying so… but boy is of interest to me.

    • It’s cute, Steve. Yes, you can have your little twinky gimp when the justice system is done with him. 😉

      • another_steve

        He’ll need the kindness of strangers, and I’ll give it to him.

        • Robincho

          And they don’t come no stranger than you…

      • Reality.Bites

        After all that time spent in the prison yard? He’s not going to be little and twinky.

        http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/JS-3-19.jpg

        • Skeptical_Inquirer

          If it’s not photoshopped, the proportions are scary.

          • Eric in Oakland

            Scary hot? 😉

    • m_lp_ql_m

      I feel ya. I’m just not interested in guys who have enough hair to be able to braid their forearms.

    • Tomcat

      Control your urges.

      • another_steve

        At my age, every controlled urge is a potentially lost final opportunity.

        • Tomcat

          You must really enjoy good bowel movements then.

          • another_steve

            When they come, certainly.

        • netxtown

          Agreed. It’s like buying your LAST car, or LAST washing machine. You gotta do it even when you know the end is not that far away….. Hopefully I live long enough for the warranty.

          • another_steve

            Thank you for understanding, netxtown.

            I recently bought a Honda CR-V. A wonderful car. I’ve owned other Hondas and love the brand.

            So, like, at 3 a.m. — in the night I took possession of the car — I’m thinking to myself, “Ohmigod… this might be the last car I own. :-(“

            I intellectually slapped myself and fell asleep.

          • Silver Badger

            I went through a lot of “the last things” during the early AIDS years and was wrong every time!

          • Reality.Bites

            The worst is the new light bulbs that last 20 years.

          • Prost Seattle

            Fewer opportunities to fall off a ladder and break a hip. I’m sure a burnt out light bulb is a pre-existing condition.

          • netxtown

            oh damn. I’ll have to go back and put those in my will. Somebody is gonna be…uh…disappointed.

    • Rambie

      No worries Steve, sometimes we’re all attracted to the bad boys. 😉 Personally, he’s easy on the eyes but not really my type.

      • another_steve

        You must not be culturally Jewish.

        • Rambie

          Distantly, German/Polish on my dads side and Italian on my moms

          • another_steve

            Italians and Jews are virtually the same thing, emotionally.

            We used to say that the only difference between an Italian and a Jew was the tomato sauce.

          • Rambie

            Both sides of the family came to the States in the last 1700’s to early 1800’s, so plenty of mixing with Latino and American Indian and others too. My mother always said we had a, “Heinz 57 Family Tree”.

          • another_steve

            I’m 1/4 genetically Polish. My paternal grandfather was Polish. I’m named after him.

            There’s a tradition in cultural Judaism whereby babies are given a first name that begins with the letter of the first name (usually the Hebrew first name) of a deceased family loved one.

            My grandfather was “Solomon.” Hence, my parents named me “Steven.”

          • vorpal 😼

            …and the foreskin? Aren’t most Italian men uncircumcised?
            Asking for my hot Italian boy fantasies a friend.

          • zhera

            As long as the foreskin and the tomato sauce are kept apart, I’m good.

          • Reality.Bites

            That is NOT part of the Jewish dietary laws.

          • Prost Seattle

            What about the foreskin and parmesan?

          • zhera

            EWW!

          • Reality.Bites

            Depends on age and if you’re talking about actual Italians (uncut) or Americans of Italian descent. Most of the ones born during the big circumcision years are cut. There was an episode of Friends about Joey being cut and a movie role requiring him to be uncut.

          • another_steve

            I grew up in a 1950s New York City neighborhood that was largely Eastern European Jewish and Italian Catholic. I did my best during puberty to catch glimpses of my Italian friends’ dicks.

            I really don’t recall how many of them were cut.

            Memory fails, in these later years of ours.

          • vorpal 😼

            I was referring to Italian boys in Italy… I assumed that like most American boys, Italian-Americans would be cut.

            I was that horrible instigator natural leader of a kid who found creative games to get his male friends naked over and over and over and over again. It would be impossible for me to not have a catalogue of their dicks committed to memory.

            (I still find games to get my male friends naked, but it’s become much easier now, with much less creativity required :D.)

          • another_steve

            Surely an adeptly-conducted google search would tell us what percentage of Italians native to, and living in, Italy — and what percentage of Italian-Americans — are cut.

          • vorpal 😼

            I’m just going to go ahead and keep on happily pretending that none of them are.

            Ignorance is bliss… and hard ons.

          • emjayay

            Yes, along with almost all Europeans. For some reason most Chinese-born men are circumcised. I have no idea why since they didn’t have all those Jewish doctors there.

            Research is hard work but I try to do my part.

          • vorpal 😼

            What??? Really?
            As someone who loves Chinese culture, food, and men, I am disappointed. That’s the opposite of what I would have expected :(.

    • Gigi

      I read that as “butt boy is of interest to me.”

      • another_steve

        Lol. I like butt boys.

        When I used to mail-order porn (anyone here remember that?), if the film title had “butt boy” in it, I ordered it.

    • Silver Badger

      I think we should just give him to Steve for a few weeks so Steve can work him out of his system!

    • safari
      • tim870

        He looks like he just escaped from an orgy at the Helix compound.

    • Skokieguy [Larry]

      We should all have our wishes, and would never deny you what you want, but for me his eyebrows alone are a major boner killer, in addition to the whole evil soulless bastard thing.

      Look at the bright side, most of us won’t fight ya’ for him, Now Brian Sims, don’t get make me hurt you, I will cut** a bitch. (**Cutting remarks only, I’m a non-violent homo)

      • another_steve

        As I’ve said in many of my intellectually vacuous comments here on JMG, I intend to purge him of his demons before making him my love slave.

        • zhera

          I’d prefer he was in your dungeon than in the Oval Office, advising the Donnie.

        • Skokieguy [Larry]

          A service that all mankind will thank you for! Now that that’s settled, does this means I can haz Brian Sims?

          **ducks to dodge bullets**

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      I find him slimy and repulsive

      • Silver Badger

        Just as well. He’s Steve’s anyway.

    • vorpal 😼

      I could never ban you. You’re a JMG treasure!
      Think of it this way: you’ll have little competition for his affections.

      • another_steve

        Sweet. Thank you. 😉

        • Brian Burleson

          All yours Steve, go for it. Nobody around here wants him.

  • Treant
  • TuuxKabin
  • clay

    First, make him an official employee. Second, make him abide by official financial obligations. Third, break him when he doesn’t.

    I hope that will work on Sessions and DeVos, as well.

    • …and Price and Pruitt and Tillerson…

      • Kevin Perez

        Oh, my!

      • Silver Badger

        Sessions first, Tillerson next. Then the rest!

    • lymis

      Same for his wife.

  • justmeeeee

    And he’s not even fuckable.

  • netxtown

    Oh nos! Will Ivanka stand by her man?….or Daddy?

    • I don’t understand the question. 😏

    • Treant

      Who has the most $$$? That will answer your question very handily.

  • The_Wretched

    DAMN IT! When are they getting to Cohen?

    • He’s just a Renfield. Nailing those closest to Donald are what’ll finally break him.

  • JoeMyGod
    • clay

      “He’s gone!”

      • Gerry Fisher

        THIS

      • Jeffg166

        Don’t let him back in. Ask to see his papers.

    • “WE’LL HAVE AN ENTIRE WEEK WITHOUT THE RAGING ORANGE HELLBEAST HERE! WOOHOO!”

    • DaddyRay

      Success is to them is they have not been arrested yet

      • Danieruw

        “Yet” is the operative word.

    • The_Wretched

      How many were thinking of jumping?

    • MikeBx2

      They were worried all week he wouldn’t leave.

      • popebuck1

        Or that they’d all get locked in, like the overnight shift at Wal-Mart.

    • DaddyRay

      They successfully managed to boil down the middle-east to pictures in a coloring book

    • lymis

      Liar Liar Pants on Fire Drill.

    • netxtown

      nearby mics are picking up “free for a week, free for a week thank gawd almighty we are free for a week”……

    • hdtex

      JUUUUMP!!!

    • bkmn
    • Gerry Fisher

      They’re self medicating. It’s part of their “self help” and “therapy.”

    • Jeffrey
    • Prost Seattle

      Hemlock manhattans

    • Nowhereman

      Celebrating? Or drinking the flavor-aid and thinking about jumping?

    • Chris Gardner

      I bet they are tired from all that WINNING that Trump promised! LOL

    • SoCalGal20

      That’s the party they’re throwing now that Trump and senior staff are out of the country for a while.

    • BobSF_94117

      When I saw the pic, I figured it was the staff of the Ecuadorian embassy trying to push Assange off the balcony.

    • BuckyB12

      Wonder how many leakers are in that shot? Maybe all of them?

    • JCF

      Are we sure they’re not getting ready to jump?

  • Pollos Hermanos
  • Rebecca Gardner

    He’s going to be very popular in prison.

  • whollyfool

    The calls were coming from inside the White House….

    • lymis

      Well, Just Monday through Thursday…

  • Apples rarely fall far from the tree… just leavin’ this here:

    Charles Kushner (born May 16, 1954) is an American real estate developer. He founded Kushner Companies in 1985. In 2005, he was convicted of illegal campaign contributions, tax evasion, and witness tampering, and served time in federal prison. After his release, he resumed his career in real estate. He is the father of Jared Kushner, who is the husband of Ivanka Trump and son-in-law and senior advisor to President of the United States Donald Trump.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Kushner

    • lattebud

      And Chris Christie was the prosecutor that put him away

      • ultragreen

        I guess that’s why Christie never made it into the Trump administration.

        • evan_or

          Bingo!

      • zhera

        Belarus – an actual dictatorship run by a dipshit moron a la tRump and that Chechnyan asshole, Kadyrov.

      • Skeptical_Inquirer

        What the fuck is so attractive about Russian oligarchs?

        • JCF

          Rubles.

  • netxtown

    We saw the overloaded clown car during the campaign…..and now the big pole in the circus tent is coming down…down…down.

  • this is what i hate about politics. it’s a flaw i have, these high expectations. i’m more informed and intelligent to know better, but every time, i’m so disappointed.

    is there a single one of them, all the way down to the lowest level of a state house, of all the elected rethug officials who isn’t utterly dirty, and covered in foreign, false, or evil money? are there any “honest republicans” left? i’m kinda thinking at this point, “no.”

    the dems aren’t that much better, but i guess that’s our only alternative. there are about six authors who i believe are better than Ivy profs of history, when it comes to predicting what is coming. certainly the mainstream media is no good at that, nor most of the talking party finger puppets who exclaim things like ‘we are Change!’ or ‘we will restore Murka!’

    • Opinion Sousaphones

      Perhaps you could name the authors you mention.

  • Ninja0980

    Guess Jared better ask his dad on prison coping techniques.

    • thom

      Wouldn’t Trump pardon him immediately?

      • CharlestonDave

        The President can only pardon federal crimes. If Jared is indicted on state crimes, Hair Fuehrer has no authority to pardon those.

    • zhera

      How loyal is Jared to Donnie, I wonder? Will he go to jail for him or will he sing like a canary?

      This is so nerve-wrecking. Every hour there’s a new cliff-hanger!

      • Skokieguy [Larry]

        Jared sings, his wife gets to be in control of the estate.

    • Prost Seattle

      Breathe deeply and push out.

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    Ladies and gentlemen, and those who have yet to make up their mind… WE ARE SO CLOSE TO OUR GOAL, https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/176e6c8e4e89d3c496bebe40f90de1c5d66029d83a9e41f519e2e1b04eed6292.png

  • lymis

    Complicit For Men

    • Complicit! Now for couples!

  • Mike C
  • barrixines

    Damn all these breaking scandals – I am trying to watch a film where a group of socialist olive farmers in a village in Provence band together in protest against encroaching American capitalism – in this film represented by Dean Jones and four olive-picking space chimps. I’m never going to find out what their first press tastes like if the news doesn’t let up. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ce500319d0bd8b9d0445f76561161aed577241aa0cc0012e39992afd79d9de40.jpg

  • thom

    I’m not holding my breathe until the special counsel makes its findings public. Probably over a year from now…
    This all seems like (juicy) speculation right now

  • Paula

    I am sure the Saudis would welcome Jared with open arms.

    • Skokieguy [Larry]

      He better be careful. With those eyebrows in some Arab countries, they might throw him off a roof.

      • Silver Badger

        Or make him dance till he drops. Some of those Arabs like them some dancing boys.

        • True, but Jared is way to old for those who are “into” dancing boys.

          • Silver Badger

            There is that. We’ll just have to give him to Steve.

          • Another Steve is welcome to him. He gives me the hebbie jebbies. But then, everyone within the cheetolini circle is creepy and worrisome.

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN

    Inspired by ‘blend into the curtains’ Comey, and ‘hide in a bush’ Spicey…Jared has a new disguise…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/125e19c0747dccad2d445eb2c65f0a3defee075ebc0dff085d843573a4825604.jpg

  • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

    More fun than a John Waters film festival

  • clay

    It’s going to be a really fun overseas flight, and stay, and flight, again, and . . .

    . . . nine days of family fun.

  • Lazycrockett

    Didn’t we already know this?

    • Leo

      It depends on which investigation you’re talking about, since apparently there’s about 8 or 9 going on right now…

  • barrixines

    Another-steve is out right now somewhere throwing a brick through a jeweller’s window to get himself arrested.

    • clay

      Now picturing Another-steve as a niffler with needs for a good tickling.

      • barrixines

        I just had to look that up to find out what it was. And far more savoury it was too than I imagined.

  • ultragreen

    He could wind up in prison like his father.

    • bkmn

      Not soon enough for the good of the country.

  • Leo

    In ONE NIGHT, we have SEPARATE breaking stories on Russiagate from NYT, WaPo, The Independent, McClatchy, and NOW POLITICO WANTS IN TOO. LMFAO. I want to be a flight attendant on AF1 right now.

    • ultragreen

      If Trump thinks that, then we have a complete idiot as president.

    • billbear1961

      HIRING him was the mistake, TRAITOR in a foul nest of TRAITORS!!

      • real Donald Jesus Trump✓

        If Trump were a traitor, wouldn’t it make more sense to him to hire another traitor?
        His mistake wasn’t hiring a traitor, it was NOT hiding the crime well enough

    • Ninja0980

      Hire him back Trump, you know you want to.

      • -M-

        He wants to.

        They have a crazy bond. (Literally, they bonded over their shared insanity.)

        • JCF

          Points!

          • -M-

            Thanks. It’s true though, their demented imaginary worlds align. My guess they’re both just endlessly proud to have someone who agrees with them & it makes them feel smart.

    • Who knew Mike Flynn was Donald’s own personal Kobayashi Maru: The no-win scenario.

  • David

    Hopefully they won’t forget Jerry’s very questionable interactions with China.

  • billbear1961
  • thom

    God. We’re going to be so bored if we ever get another rational, scandal-free President again

    • billbear1961

      No, we won’t.

      • thom

        Twas but a joke, Bear. 😉

        • billbear1961

          Yes, I know.

          My response was meant to be (deadpan) funny, too.

          • thom

            😀

    • billbear1961

      It remains to be seen IF the investigators are SERIOUS, thom.

      I will believe the Special Counsel is SERIOUS when he subpoenas that evil fuck’s TAX RETURNS–and we’re ALL allowed to see them so that NOTHING can remain HIDDEN–and not one second BEFORE THEN!!

    • Along about now, I’d love me some DC boredom.

      • billbear1961

        Jesus, I guess so!

        (xo)

    • Reality.Bites

      Which is fine as long as he’s hot.

  • hdtex
  • AJD

    Damn. I was hoping it’d be Bannon.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Bannon set him up. And laughed last.

      • Silver Badger

        It ain’t over ’till it’s over!

      • Prost Seattle

        Brannon’s goal is to make us all refute government. He’s doing a bang up job.

  • Megrim Twist
    • zhera

      Oh, vorpie. Getting ready for a Friday night outing?

      • barrixines

        I’ve just found Vorpal’s contact ad.

        https://www.petrescue.com.au/listings/543388

        • zhera

          LOL!

          • Bad Tom

            “rip shred tear being firm with boundaries”
            “how to play with a dog and not kill it”

          • barrixines

            The thing about that advert – immediately I thought “Want”. I am obviously a prime candidate to be an abused cat-husband. “I can change him… He only does it because he loves me.”

          • vorpal 😼

            Ugh… with my four cats, does that make me the Kim Davis of cat spouses?

          • Nowhereman

            Depends. Did you marry one of them twice?

          • vorpal 😼

            David Huckabee I am not!

        • swimboy

          I saw that yesterday and was waiting for the right moment to post it. You beat me to it!

        • vorpal 😼

          LOL besides the part about the yellow eyes and being desexed, it is a surprisingly accurate description. 😸

          • Grumpy Old Man
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    • Jerry
    • Nowhereman

      Funny!

    • Jay Silversmith

      She’s filing her nails while they’re dragging the lake….Elvis Costello

  • Rebecca Gardner
  • TexasBoy

    The whole Trump family sounds like a Russian crime syndicate.

    • Or the Mafia.

      • William

        Sicily is on the itinerary.

        • I saw that, and thought it was rather odd. Why go to Sicily, it’s not an independent country.

          • William

            It’s not on the standard world leader tour.

          • Robincho

            Picture it — Sicily, 2017…

    • billbear1961

      They’re working on it.

      Actually, they’ve succeeded.

    • Except for Tiffany.

      • William

        Tiffany is still trapped in a revolving door.

    • JCF

      Because they are!

  • hdtex
  • bkmn

    Can Air Force 1 survive 10 hours of Trump’s head exploding?

  • safari
  • Natty Enquirer
  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN

    Princess Ivanka has responded : ‘You too can have my outfit… It’s on special offer. And if you buy this necklace, you get earrings thrown in. But it is a today only offer. And why not wear them while reading my book.’

    • clay

      How else to get enough quick cash for an individual flight home?

  • Gerry Fisher

    Let Jared and Cheetolini stew on that during this long road trip.

  • StSean

    what are the odds he’ll stay in israel when everyone else comes back?

  • Chitown Kev

    Lawd, all of this TrumpRussia stuff is too much!

    • billbear1961

      Not until it brings the fascist AND his ENTIRE regime crashing DOWN, it isn’t.

      • Chitown Kev

        Well, at least now I am beginning to get the feeling that this will happen sooner than later

        • billbear1961

          If–IF–this country is still a democracy, it will happen.

    • Silver Badger

      Who’d ever thunk that nuclear devastation would be a relief!

  • Lazycrockett
    • William

      Jared – the other white meat.

  • DaveMiller135

    Is it wrong that I hope the whole lot of them end up in solitary, weeping into their ugly, ill-fitting jumpsuits? Asking as if I would ever do anything else.

    • billbear1961

      Hell no, it isn’t wrong!

    • TuuxKabin

      If that is wrong, then I don’t think you want to be right.

  • Reality.Bites

    Bannon will be thrilled.

    • billbear1961

      Yes, he will, won’t he?

      Hadn’t thought of that.

    • Probably Pence, too.

  • Kelly Lape
  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Chris Christie is laughing

    • TuuxKabin

      He’s not the only one.

      • Johnny Wyeknot

        It hurts when I do.

    • TrollopeReader

      …and jelly donuts are being born.

  • TuuxKabin

    All because Quasay and Uday are too stoopid?

    • Cuberly
      • TuuxKabin

        What made you think I’m anything but? Damn. Bitch looks worse than the ol’ man.

        • Cuberly

          lol…what is up with Trump teeth? He only sprung to fix Ivankadinkadoos apparently.

          • TuuxKabin

            So they wouldn’t scrape when she gave him head.

          • Cuberly

            AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! nononononononononononno…….

          • Prost Seattle

            That’s so he can corn on the cob through a picket fence.

          • Cuberly

            Ha!

          • Robincho

            I have Eleanor Roosevelt holding 4 U on line one…

          • perversatile

            Even worse- a peanut from the bottom of a Texas Pete bottle.

          • Robincho

            It’s definitely got Ivana’s, um, regrettable mouth…

          • emjayay

            Donald’s teeth are either Lumineers or porcelain caps.

      • -M-

        Yow! That’s even worse than his usual look.

        • Cuberly

          Yeah that ones a doozy.

  • Tom G

    There will be a lot of pardons handed out before Trump leaves.

    • billbear1961

      If such a development failed to get enraged citizens into the streets protesting, this country is DEAD to all DECENCY.

      • Silver Badger

        Only the KKKristian part.

    • Silver Badger

      Can he pardon himself?

      • billbear1961

        No, only his successor would have that power.

        • swimboy

          Actually, I think the president could pardon himself if convicted of a crime. The only thing a president can’t pardon is an impeachment.

          • billbear1961

            Please see my reply to Tom above.

          • Rob NYNY

            No, a person does not need to be convicted of a crime to be pardoned. Gerald Ford pardoned Richard Nixon before he was charged with any crime. George HW Bush pardoned his Iran-Contra coconspiritors before they were convicted of any crime.

      • Bad Tom

        Yeah.
        ——-
        Even Nixon didn’t dare.

        • billbear1961

          You are kidding me!

          A president could pardon himself?!

          That’s just INSANE!

          Talk about flaw in the system!!

          • Bad Tom

            I have read discussions on how this is possible, but the only person who was ever in that situation resigned rather than face it. If Trump did that, it would be challenged instantly in the courts.

            The pardon only works for criminal prosecution. The Constitution demands that an impeached and convicted President be removed.

      • Tom G

        I assume he’ll give that a try!

    • lattebud

      But those he pardons will be convicted in the eyes of the public.

    • narutomania

      I’m not sure that the Presidunce would be able to pardon anyone in this case, considering that he might be impeached. The President “shall have power to grant reprieves and pardons for offenses against the United States, except in cases of impeachment” (Article II, Section 2 of the U.S. Constitution).

      Hmmmm. So very interesting.

  • DaddyRay

    It may be easier to identify who doesn’t have ties to Russia

    • lattebud

      Kellyann… even they have standards

      • Prost Seattle

        She’s been quiet lately.

        • TrollopeReader

          she’s been busy fluffing Donnie …..

          • Uncle Mark

            Donnie’s fluffy enough. In fact, he needs to lay off the fluff.
            (Oh…you mean she’s been blowing him.) Well, he’s over-inflated already. He needs to have the air knocked outta him.

    • -M-

      It’s a shorter list, but they may be hard to find.

  • lattebud

    Interesting this pops up as Shabbat is about to start and Jerod and Ivanka, with their orthodox beliefs, will not be able to monitor media, use their phones or access the internet for a full day

    • zhera

      They have assistants for that.

    • They’ve received rabbinical dispensation for the duration of the trip. Not positive whether it includes electronic devices, but it’d be hard to do their jobs during this trip otherwise.

      • MBear

        …because they’ve been so effective in their jobs to date…? (Job one: keep daddy whorebucks in check = FAIL)

    • John Ruff

      Don’t forget, unable to operate elevators too.

    • TampaDink

      I think that they got a special pass from their rabbi since they’re using some pretty significant technology as they fly to Saudi on A.F.1.

      • perversatile

        Well, I hope someone at the very least, has pre-torn the squares of toilet paper, it is a 10 hour flight after all.

        • TampaDink

          I would hope that they have a private duty flight attendant who knows all of the demands of this sorry excuse for a first family.

          • perversatile

            This is the very first time I’ve seen them referred to as ‘The First Family’, even derisively, it’s a bit off putting. Here’s to the Next First Family- Cheers!

          • TampaDink

            I admit that I felt a wave of nausea as I typed those words. I’m hoping that our next first family will be installed before long & that their surname is not pence or ryan. I doubt that the next in line would be as bad as them…and at 83, how long could we expect a president hatch to last?

          • perversatile

            My Granny always said you can get people that purely hate each other to sit at the same table, if they know there’s gonna be some good food served, and that the best time for a difficult conversation, is when you’re well fed and feeling good, or what Granny called, “too full to fight”. If you were to describe this as ‘diplomacy’ or call Granny a ‘facilitator’ she would just tell you to, ”stop talking outta your ass.”

            I look back at all the countless good done over countless Sunday Dinners, and I can’t help but think, it would only take one poorly refrigerated potato salad to push those rat fucks right out of the line of succession. Everybody likes potato salad.

          • TampaDink

            Your Granny was a wise woman.
            I’m wondering how many toxic potato salad recipes Tiffany has collected.

  • TampaDink

    At least his dad can give him some pointers on how to survive prison.

    • John Ruff

      Oh snap

    • JCF

      ;-D

  • Bad Tom

    No wonder he pushed for Comey to be fired.
    ——-
    Backfired on you, didn’t it, you little fuck?

  • LovesIrony

    not Lucreiza’s husband?

  • Cuberly
  • CatCope

    “JARED!, JARED! SHOCKED!! I TELL YA!! Yep, shock & awe!!!

    Lets see, A piece of German Choc. Cake smothered in vanilla ice cream in front of me, or, surprise & concern about jared k.?? What’s MORE important??!!, Yummm, smack, yum,yum.!!
    Drumph went to Jared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

  • John Ruff

    That’s the sound of more dominos tipping over.

  • William

    Will Jared get his daddy’s old prison cell?

    • billbear1961
      • William

        How about that lovely Supermax in Florence, Colorado?

        • billbear1961

          Sounds great!

          Lock them up!

        • TrollopeReader

          I been tweeting GITMO to @POTUS since, oh January 20th ….

      • Natty Enquirer

        Sentence him to be a tour guide for the rest of his life! Cruel and unusual?

    • CharlestonDave

      Maybe Chris Christie could prosecute. It’s a family thing.

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN
  • John Ruff

    Damn, and I thought Jeb and Ted would be the worst the GOP could offer.

  • TrollopeReader

    direct from AFOne: “Good Evening , this is the Flight Steward. A few announcements:
    1/ we have been able to resume TV coverage. MSNBC is on for your viewing pleasure. There are three breaking stories.
    2/ Our supply of Scotch and Bourbon is already running low. I’m happy to serve excellent RussianVodka, with caviar. Remember the Kingdom of Saud is a dry kingdom.
    3/You may be hearing repetitions of -beep-beep-beep from the Communications / Radio room. We are picking up numerous radio signs spelling WTF! from across the Northern Atlantic nations.
    4/ The captain advises internal turbulence has abated somewhat. , but is keep the seat-belt sign lit for the duration.

  • tonyg

    I can’t wait for the evidence to be so overwhelmingly apparent that these hypocritical Repugs start appearing before the cameras and change their tune from “I’m mildly concerned/I see no need for a special prosecutor” to “We must get to the bottom of this NOW/Nation before party/Defend our Democracy! God Bless ‘Murica.” How’d that heel dragging work out for you come 2018 midterms, assholes?

  • Ross

    I would pay a great deal of money to watch a live feed from inside Air Force One right now.

    • TrollopeReader

      i’ve posted a live feed just below (or above)!

  • denbear00

    I’m betting Ivanka doesn’t keep the Sabbath while hubby is in prison.

  • Ben in Oakland

    Is it just me, or does he look like little Damien all grown up.

  • billbear1961

    Grow a SPINE, Democratic party–attack and DESTROY the fascist BEAST and his entire traitorous REGIME!!

    https://youtu.be/svMHBPed9Bs?t=5s

    • MBear

      The democratic ‘party’ has more interest in keeping the government status quo than ensuring you, as a commoner, receive even a modicum of consideration.

    • CB

      Let’s see what happens in the special elections this week. If even one democrat takes a “safe” republican district, it may change the tenor. #notholdingbreath

  • Helen Damnation 🍑™

    A young gay FB friend of mine just commented how “fine” Jared is. Really, y’all?
    (I bet he shaves his entire fucking body, sayin’ it helps him “run” faster. Ivanka likes a “young, prepubescent” look, does she?)

    • djcoastermark

      Eew, never was into the whole kiddy thing. gross.

      • MassageBear

        Agreed. That pre-pubescent look is just plain gross.

    • Brian Burleson

      Damn it Helen. You just gave Another Steve an opening to explore his “Jared fantasy” further. To each their own I guess.

    • Bleeccccchhh. He reminds me of the pharma douche.

      • Helen Damnation 🍑™

        He claimed (in his former life) to be a Democrat. I don’t see it. We don’t want young Democrats like Jared in the party.

  • bkmn

    I wonder how many calls to Rosenstein and Mueller it took Steve Bannon to make this happen.

    • CB

      Probably true.

  • Danieruw

    So, how likely is it that Jared suddenly decides to enjoy an “extended vacation” in Israel, perhaps with a change of citizenship?

  • Chris Gardner

    Pardon me while I pretend to be surprised.

  • TrollopeReader

    Comey will testify before Senate Intell Cmte in open hearing ….after Memorial Day ….

  • sonoitabear

    How many other folk believe that Li’l Jared won’t be returning from Israel?

  • PabloDali

    LOCK HIM UP !!

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • Halou

    I wonder what his ‘piece of ass’ wife thinks about all this.

    • MBear

      “thinks”?!?

  • UrsusArctos

    NOW we know who’s going to be tied to the roof of AF1 for the next leg of this adventure! It’ll be just like movie National Lampoon’s Vacation!

  • Dan M

    Lock him up

  • MassageBear
  • David M
  • JCF

    I KNEW IT!!!!!

  • David Walker

    How convenient…both he and the wife are on the big foreign trip. Perhaps they’ll get “lost” while in Israel and miss the departure of AF1.

  • SDG

    Oooo, this is getting juicy!

  • Will Parkinson

    Guess someone has to be interested in him.

  • KnownDonorDad

    But but but…he was supposed to fix everything!

    https://media.giphy.com/media/3ornjJSq2s9xznhO80/giphy.gif

  • sword

    Kushner will be appointed special assistant to the Glorious Leader while both are serving their sentences in Leavenworth Prison. You know…bringing Donald his breakfast in his cell and adjusting the suntan lamps.

  • JWC

    Ha Ya think he still thinks he is to pretty for prison??