One Million Moms Vs TNT’s Claws [VIDEO]

Just in from hate group leader Monica Cole:

Help us stop “Claws” from ever airing! On Sunday, June 11, at 9:00 p.m. ET/8:00 p.m. CT, TNT network will televise an extremely graphic and blasphemous program like none we have ever seen. The trailer appears to be a trashy show about a nail salon and how they launder drug money, but it is so much more.

You can be assured with a MA – LSV rating, it is not appropriate for television. Originally, this so called “comedy” was to air on HBO with thirty-minute episodes, but now it plans to air on TNT for one-hour on Sunday evenings when children and teens are still awake. This new program goes where no other show has gone.

For starters, “Claws” mocks Christianity, insults Catholicism, and ridicules people of faith. This dark show can make believers sick to their stomachs with the blasphemous content so feel free to skip the bulleted points and go straight to the petition. If you need more details before signing your name to a petition, continue reading details below.

This destructive and unsafe program will include content such as: dark program where Christianity and Catholicism is blasphemed, prostit-tion ring discussed in front of Girl Scout troop, raw s-x that surpasses soft p-rn, domestic violence with men punching women, nail salon owner’s husband (who wears a rosary) owns strip club, stripp-rs on pole at funeral in front of priest, n-dity, homos-xual and l-sbian oral s-x.

Add your voice today! Your support will help One Million Moms stop this disgraceful new show from entering the American television lineup. If this program airs, then there will likely be copycats on other networks in the near future. Please sign the Stop “Claws” Petition to urge TNT to immediately cancel “Claws” in light of the massive public outcry against this show.

Take Action: Please sign this Stop “Claws” Petition urging TNT to drop all plans to air the blasphemous program, “Claws.” Tell them you are prepared to join thousands of other voices in urging advertisers to place it on their “do not advertise” list in protest of this damaging show. TAKE ACTION NOW! Blessings, Monica Cole, Director,

  • Tawreos

    I am so glad they are protesting so I can make sure to watch this, it sounds hot.

    • popebuck1

      It’s got Niecy Nash – so I’m there!

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      I can’t believe they aren’t up in arms that “we” are coming back on. What’s a girl gotta do?

      • David Walker

        In the original movie of “The Producers,” Max tries to insure that “Springtime for Hitler” will flop by wrapping the NYT’s critic’s tickets with a $20. “What are you doing?” “I’m bribing you.” I’m sure Onerous Mildewed Monica could be persuaded…

    • FAEN


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    • Frostbite

      Where can I subscribe?

    • greenmanTN
      • Joseph Miceli

        This is the model for my life!!!

  • another_steve


    My achin’ fairy eyes…

    • skyweaver

      Not just boobies. POWERFUL boobies. I know nothing about this series but look at their body language

      • another_steve


        I wish I still had stuff to strut.

  • safari

    Hags, just don’t let your kids watch. You are welcome.

  • Pollos Hermanos

    “n-dity, homos-xual and l-sbian oral s-x”

    Heavens to Betsy!
    Land o’ Goshen!
    Oh my stars!

    • safari

      Apparently it is the vowels that are offensive.

      • Silver Badger

        Those rotten, filthy vowels!

        • safari

          I really want to post the Kids in the Hall sketch Buddy monologue about what is offensive about the word faggot. In the end he concludes it is the t. Here’s a link to the monologue text since I can’t find a video:

          • Pollos Hermanos

            Here ya go. (EDIT, we were thinking of different sketches)


          • Silver Badger

            A friend in need is a friend indeed!

          • Silver Badger

            Loved it. Thank you.

      • Princess Lardass

        They’ve been disemboweled “disemvoweled!”

        • Lee Grupsmith-Pedersen

          They are without the vowels of mercy.

      • CB

        Yes! Y-u h-t -t!!

      • Bj Lincoln

        That was my first thought.

      • violamateo

        As far as I’m concerned, this is another ringing endorsement from M-nica C-le for a must-see show!

      • BobSF_94117


        They have a point.

    • Jerry

      I couldn’t interpret her note…there were too many blanks to fill in.

      • vorpal 😼

        It reads like a giant game of Mad Libs, doesn’t it?

        • Pollos Hermanos

          I’m sure she’s the kind of woman who whispers the word “black”.

          • vorpal 😼


          • Skokieguy [Larry]

            True story: In the mid 80’s I worked in a very high end store on Oak Street (Chicago’s version of Rodeo Drive) and one of my coworkers was a black woman, (very attractive, elegant and ageless, I would guess mid 40’s).

            One of our customers called, couldn’t remember her name and wanted to be avoid saying black and came out with “Hi, I’m sorry, I forgot her name is the, ah, the dark complected girl there?”

          • Pollos Hermanos


    • vorpal 😼

      I read “n-dity” and it took me a second to realize she wasn’t talking about a rapper, but instead a lack of wrapper.

    • Mark

      I’m havin’ the vapors!!!! (fanning self dramatically)

      • David Walker

        But…but what’s wrong with homosexual and lesbian oral sax? I mean, of course it’s oral. How the h-ck else do you play a sax?

  • William of Glynn

    “For starters, ‘Claws’ mocks Christianity, insults Catholicism, and ridicules people of faith.”

    So far, I’m not grasping the problem.

    • Silver Badger

      It does sound as if there is a difference between Christianity and Catholicism.

      • spamky

        Many christians don’t consider catholics “christian.”

        • FAEN

          How very xtian of them.

        • Silver Badger

          I think it works both ways, which is fine as the orthodox thinks they’re all heretics.

    • Christopher


      That sounds like a something that should be on the promo posters!

    • Nowhereman

      I don’t see a problem there, either. They ridicule, mock and insult us constantly. People who are secure in their faith don’t worry about what other people say or do. They just live their lives according to the guidelines of their faith. Lead by example.

    • What’s not to love?

  • Snarkaholic

    Hey, look…she FIIINALLY wore out her asterisk key!

    • Pollos Hermanos

      I’m pretty sure you could strip wire with Monica’s butthole.

  • WNY

    I can’t wait to watch this. Thanks, OMM’s, for bringing it to my attention so I can set my DVR to record the entire series.

  • Bryan

    Can’t even spell out the word ‘nudity’?

    • safari

      It might lead to their children sinning.

      • CB

        Or demanding acrylic nails.
        A sure sign of demonic possession.

    • edrex

      it’s like being in mike pence’s brain.

    • another_steve

      Jesus hates proper spelling.

    • Silver Badger

      If they can’t spell it, they should post pictures!

      • another_steve

        Yes. Same with “homos-xuals.”

        At this point in the afternoon, I always enjoy pictures of homosexuals.

  • skyweaver

    “feel free to skip the bulleted points and go straight to the petition”

    Yeah, because why make an informed decision

  • another_steve

    I like TV shows with “blasphemous content.”

    I search them out, actually.

    • whollyfool

      Did you ever see Father Ted? 🙂

      • another_steve

        There is nothing produced here in the states for television — NOTHING — that even vaguely compares to the quality of UK-produced programming.

        That series never made it to us here, on our Public Television.


        But I’ll look for it on the web. 😉

        • whollyfool

          Completely agree. 🙂 I live in Detroit, but somehow managed to stumble on it… wonderful Irish show…. From the ’90s and somewhat dated, but apparently still relevant.

        • -M-

          It’s very funny.

  • RoFaWh

    I notice that OOM distinguishes Christianity from Catholicism.

    Does Francis know?

  • Sam_Handwich

    go f-ck yourself with a chainsaw, Monica

    • Snarkaholic

      And lube it up with Icy Hot.

      • Mark

        rubbing alcohol…..

        • Snarkaholic

          …and a Tabasco chaser.

          • Jonathan Smith

            soooo. a typical Friday night?

          • Christopher

            Don’t forget to salt the rim first!

    • FAEN

      With something hard and sand papery.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Interesting that “men punching women” needs no redaction.

    • clay

      It doesn’t trigger the porn-filters they’ve installed on their husbands’ computers.

      • Snarkaholic

        …but only to catch the LESBO vids!

  • fuzzybits
  • JWC

    Well people , Ifn you have an operational “OFF” switch on your TV and there is No scoundral tying you and yer younguns up and forcin them to watch Then what the hell is your “BEEF”

  • vorpal 😼

    I love Monica Cole.
    She’s helped me to discover so many good TV shows.

  • Silver Badger

    They forgot to tell me when it’s on!

    • clay

      Sunday evenings, when children and teens are still awake

      • Christopher

        Yes, but what time?

        I can’t wait around all Sunday evening. There are children out there just waiting to become delinquents.

        • FAEN

          I believe it’s at 21:00.

  • Kevin Perez

    What’s wrong with n-dity, homos-xual and l-sbian oral s-x?

  • nocadrummer

    “… like none we have ever seen.”
    I think that about summarizes it. They just want re-runs of “Little House on the Prairie” and “7th Heaven.” Nothing new, just the same old sh!t as re-runs.

  • Lazycrockett

    Oh she runs a nail saloon.

  • Cuberly

    Every time there’s a Monica (no exposed skin) Cole post I automatically think of Margaret Bland.

  • Mark

    Yo Monica. It’s called the “OFF” button for a reason.

    • Snarkaholic

      She thinks that stands for Offensive Female Fornication.

      • Mark

        Only if ya do it wrong! lol

  • Christopher

    “Pardon my French, but Monica is so uptight that if you stuck a lump of coal up her ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.”

    —Updated Ferris Bueller quote

  • Alexander Crouton-Skitch

    Maybe someday she’ll understand that this kinda whining will only drive viewership up up up.

  • Ben in Oakland

    “like none we have ever seen.”
    Do you mean to say that, since it hasn’t aired AND you haven’t seen this one?

  • Lazycrockett
    • clay

      New baby-sitter H.R. is so very manly.

  • clay

    Uh, ok, something about blasphemy, no one can blaspheme Christians or the/a church because they aren’t divine.

    • edrex

      years ago i spent some time in a buddhist monastic community that allowed guests to visit in summer months. there were little altars scattered around the grounds where one could offer incense. i was with a priest and we passed an altar where someone had extinguished a cigarette in the incense bowl. the priest simply commented “the altar cannot be defiled” and cleaned the butts without any protest. that stayed with me.

    • PeterC

      But Andy “was Divine”

  • boobert

    That’s a lot of boobies! And a hot naked guy .

  • Lazycrockett
    • First NY Times, then the Washington Post…then McClatchy says, “Hey, we have a huge scoop, too!”

    • Cuberly

      This is what worries me. That offenses won’t rise to the level of filing charges. And, will the public be kept in the dark?

      “Rep. Dan Kildee, D-Mich., sounded a note of caution, fearing the public won’t be told the investigation’s results if it falls short of criminal charges.

      “If the investigation determines that (cooperation between Trump’s campaign and the Russians) happened but it doesn’t rise to the level not only of criminality but a case that can be made, how will the public ever know about that? A decision to not charge doesn’t necessarily give us any of that information,” he said.”

      • If there was money laundering and enough evidence of it found, there will be criminal charges.

        There was money laundering. Scads of it.

        • Silver Badger

          Don’t ya just hate dirty money!

          • Jonathan Smith

            hell, it spends.

        • Cuberly

          lol…I’m a worrier by nature.

      • clay

        No, no, see, the Director of the FBI will call a press conference without the higher-ups’ approval or notification and explain in detail everything they did wrong, but that no “reasonable” prosecutor will take that case . . . which means they won’t win their next elections.

      • -M-

        This is why the other investigations need to keep going.

        • Cuberly

          Yep, the more the merrier…..well, actually, even if this does take down Donnie we’re still faced with a 25% faction in the US that think he craps rainbows and gold.

    • mark99k

      Can we all agree Rod-Ro looks like he should be wearing a monocle and petting a white angora cat while cackling maniacally to a spy who’s suspended over a shark tank?

  • FAEN

    OMM-for the millionth time, just change the channel and let us watch what we want to.

    This is not a fucking theocracy. You might want to tattoo that on the stick in your ass!

  • hdtex

    This looks AWESOME!!! Plus ANYTHING One Million Bothered [email protected] hates has GOT to be good!!! Thanks Monica Cole!

  • Richard McWolff

    OMG, that show looks awesome. I know that redhead. She’s from TrueBlood. Fuck “Million Moms” up their twats and asses.

    • Carrie Preston, she also played the wonderfully wacky but brilliant Elsbeth Tascioni on The Good Wife

  • clay

    Do y’all think Monica Cole jus’ hates South Florida? I mean, like, Key West ain’t even a TV show.

  • safari

    This looks amazing.

  • DaveMiller135

    Don’t know if even this recommendation is enough to get me to watch.

  • Secure

    Glad my Mom was nothing like this uptight Bible fucker.

  • bkmn

    OneMassiveMom doesn’t miss a minute of TV, does she?

  • ChrisInKansas

    Too violent for my taste, but I do love Niecy Nash.

    • Lars Littlefield

      Her stage “personality” grates on my ears, but she is a surprisingly good actress. Loved her in Reno 911 and HBO’s Getting On.

  • Chris Lion

    I had no idea this was even being made. I knew nothing about it, but thanks to those crazy One Million Moms, I can’t wait to see it!

  • Tiger Quinn

    Have you ever thought Joe that if you didn’t report on some things we’d likely never know they existed? Like Several Dozen Moms, for example.

    • Silver Badger

      Know your enemies. Thank you Joe.

    • barrixines

      I just assume Joe posts One Miffed Monica stories as comedy relief.

  • Macbill

    This will give it good advertising. Way to MiliMom.

  • Steven Jaeger

    I’ve seen the trailer, it looks horrible, but not for ANY of the reasons above. More like very bad trophe in reality shows taken another notch higher and deeper into the gutter at the same time.

  • The_Wretched

    “l-sbian oral s-x” !!!! OMG!!!

  • ETownCanuck

    Could they maybe just once police their own fucking children’s viewing habits and let the rest of the world make their own decisions about what they’re allowed to watch.

  • Steven B

    Seems we’ve gone from “one million moms” to “thousands of other voices.”

  • Smokey

    Dear Joe,
    How dare a television show illustrate how to grift and launder money other than in the acceptable Christian way? P*le dancers, prostit-tion, wayward priests, soft core, how dare [email protected]@d recreate my former life… I mean, how brazen of them to assault our senses and sensibility this way?

    Fanning myself now from the memories,
    One Moist Mom

  • Nowhereman

    Oh for pity effer’s sake! Don’t watch it! Watch something wholesome on TLC instead! They have those wonderful shows about the Duggar’s–real christian family values on display! (GAG!)
    Seriously, the thirty thousand moms need to get a life. As for criticizing christianity, can’t they hear themselves while they are calling us foul names and trying to get us legislated out of existence or beaten to death?

  • abqdan

    I’ve long looked to OMM as a TV critic – if they hate it, I watch it. They’ve rarely disappointed me. Thanks for pointing out another “must watch” new show, OMM. I’d have never heard of it if you hadn’t mentioned it…

  • KaBoomBOX

    Miss Niecy is always fun to watch. I’m in.

    • Outlaw Woman

      My God yes! As an aside … is she or is she not the sexiest she has ever been in this show!

  • Gerry Fisher

    I wish these busy bodies could be made aware that there’s a strong trend in entertainment these days involving very flawed protagonists. They’re anti-heroes. We care about them, but they are doing wrong and deserve a reckoning (“Breaking Bad” is a great example). Part of the *point* is that they are behaving immorally and shouldn’t be doing so. Getting these shows cancelled interferes with the moral lesson they are trying to impart.

  • barrixines

    Monica writes like the best round on Wheel of Fortune ever.

  • boobert

    “This destructive and unsafe program will include content such as: dark program where Christianity and Catholicism is blasphemed, prostit-tion ring discussed in front of Girl Scout troop, raw s-x that surpasses soft p-rn, domestic violence with men punching women, nail salon owner’s husband (who wears a rosary) owns strip club, stripp-rs on pole at funeral in front of priest, n-dity, homos-xual and l-sbian oral s-x.”

    I think the ratings just went up before the show even started .

  • tim870

    You know this crazy bitch has a sex dungeon in her basement.

  • -M-

    Don’t all TVs have the ability to block content based on mature content rating now?

    • clay

      So, that whole push to get Jared and Ivanka/Jael as official employees liable to official financial clearances might pay off?

  • One Million Vinegar Douches make sour grapes.

  • ceeenbee

    “This destructive and unsafe program will include content such as: dark program where Christianity and Catholicism is blasphemed, prostit-tion ring discussed in front of Girl Scout troop, raw s-x that surpasses soft p-rn, domestic violence with men punching women, nail salon owner’s husband (who wears a rosary) owns strip club, stripp-rs on pole at funeral in front of priest, n-dity, homos-xual and l-sbian oral s-x.”

    Wow! Sign me up!

  • LovesIrony

    Hey don’t be disin p’diddy’s homie n-dity

  • Comixbear

    “prostit-tion…s-x…p-rnstripp-rs…n-dity, homos-xual…l-sbian oral s-x”
    Apparently Jebus has a problem with vowels.

    • I like how she took “u” out and left “tit” in. “Tit” is pretty important when doing business with female sex workers, but it’s nothing without “u.”

    • theonlyseven

      They do this because they know (or assume) their target audience has content filters installed on their browsers which would deny access to the site if the words were to appear unedited.

  • Jack


  • margaretpoa

    That’s hilarious! They won’t even type put the words “prostitution” and “sex”. That’s okay, ladies. I won’t type out the word “President” when referring to orange Il Duce either.

  • Lee Grupsmith-Pedersen

    I’ve said it before, nobody is forcing you to watch it. And good God, w-man, doesn’t your r-mote have a chann-l chang-r??

  • JaniceInToronto

    I get the feeling that Monica has some sort of issue with the show.


    • Jukesgrrl

      Monica has a lot of issues if she spells “sex” s-x. If they’re so against s-x, how did they get to be Moms?

  • Mark

    Weird, one million woman who don’t know how to change the fucking channel. Perhaps someone could come up with a step-by-step guide.

    1. Lift remote.
    2. Identify the two buttons labeled “Channel.”
    3. Select one of the buttons.

    Oh look, I just finished the guide.

  • Readen Reply

    So hard to keep track of new shows.. Thanks for drawing my attention. DVR is set.

  • That looks fun! Thanks OMM for alerting me to a show I’ll have to add to my DVR!

  • Orly

    Thanks again OMM! I’ll make sure to watch it now.

  • Jukesgrrl

    They forgot to add it provides employment for black women. Bad! Bad!!

  • Bad Tom

    They urge you to skip over why the program is bad, specifically, and go straight to the petition.

    Obey us. You don’t need to know why.

  • teedofftaxpayer

    I had to read for a while to find the “magic” words that the One million moms use for banning a show. It’s the words “homosexuals” and “lesbians”. Nothing else really bothers them except those two things. The rest is just fillers. All five of those old biddies really need to get a life. Maybe if they watch a show with a “homosexual” or a “lesbian” they might actually have a fucking life.

    • Reality.Bites

      Not true. They railed against Black Jesus. They’ve attacked any number of commercials that were strictly heterosexual in content.

      But the state of TV today is that pretty much any show that deals in reality or “reality” will have LGBTQ characters, as will any comedy or drama that deals with family or friends or pretty much any show that isn’t a crime procedural for over 50s.

      Related: I read today that Greg Berlanti (Robbie Rogers’s partner) will have ten series on the air as of the fall. Berlanti has included LGBTQ characters on superhero shows, where they traditionally have been invisible (unlike print comics. He’s also been a big employer of openly gay or bi actors. This is a profile of him (from a year ago)

      • teedofftaxpayer

        The One Million Moms will attack and “protest” any show with LGBT in them. Maybe you don’t pay attention to it that much but all ads and pretty much all shows with the LGBT in them they protest.

  • TonberryPi

    Vapors! Domestic violence with men punching women should be kept behind closed doors!

  • Jeff Breeze

    Said it before and I’ll say it again: These bitches REALLY need to get new hobbies. Or maybe just get them laid?

  • Joseph Miceli

    That looks awesome!!!

  • Gianni

    Gee, being blasphemous should do it for me. 🙂

  • BobSF_94117

    Aha! I was right! They ran out of apostrophes!!!!!

  • HappyDance904

    -MG!! – c-n’t b-l–v- wh-t – -m r–d-ng!!

  • Nelson Kerr

    How much does it cost to get them to boycott you? it wold be a good investment for anyone producing entertainment since it is free advertising and does no
    I am quite sure the are a covert advertising agency.

  • ChuckLikesToCanuck

    You know what’s polluting the minds of our youth?


    Th- b-yc-tt st-rts h-r-!!!

  • Ron

    Sounds like an average episode of Bill Maher! Not sure I see a problem!

  • Queequeg

    What is n_dity? What is s_x? Seriously, these ridiculous women can’t even type the entire word? I feel that we should send them the complete first five seasons of “Shameless”, give them something to get palpitations about.

  • SDG

    So turn OFF your fucking TV!

  • Crow on a Top Hat

    Wait…why do they keep censoring the words six and sax? 😁

  • JCF
  • Jay Silversmith

    I love Niecy Nash….you go girl.

  • SilasMarner

    I really hadn’t planned on watching this show but now that One million moms is after it, I just might have to tune in.

  • Vinny DeFeo

    “Claws” mocks Christianity, insults Catholicism, and ridicules people of faith.– Sounds good. A community service.

  • Charles R. Ingrao

    A Million Moms, is actually three old hags, one vibrator and a mega pack of batteries.

  • NedFlaherty

    Monica, honey: when you misspell . . .

    “sex” as “s-x,”
    “porn” as “p-rn,”
    “strippers” as “strip-ers,”
    “nudity” as “n-dity,”
    “homosexual” as “homos-exual,” and
    “lesbian” as “l-sbian”

    . . . you don’t fool anyone, not even yourself. Everyone knows exactly which words you are using, and which meanings you mean.

    If there is any such thing as “filth,” then you are the most filth-riddled person alive, because at least real porn outlets mean what they say, and don’t pretend.

    You explicitly put these ideas in the minds of your readers, expressly to attract, titillate, and provoke them, so you can never say that you don’t actually do exactly that.

  • Dominic Santo Dell’Aquila

    how typical… a sheltered 1st world soccer mom feels compelled to assert her idiot xian morality on others.

    this is PRECISELY why xianity deserves to be openly mocked.

    also – don’t want to watch it? turn off your television, you ass.

  • Alexander Stallwitz

    Now i want to watch this out of spite for 1 Million Moms

  • Heather Hepurn

    There is a really effective way you can stop from seeing the show…

  • Regan DuCasse

    I remember when the police drama “Southland” moved from NBC, to TNT and lived for five seasons altogether. There were DEPICTIONS of all kinds that would make anyone uncomfortable, like the OMM mob, because it was about the day to day violent, or complicated interpersonal relationships the cops had with each other, or the public they served.
    Much of what is described in OMM complaint, was featured in Southland.
    But there have been enough businesses that were fronts for criminals that have existed and still do.
    If OMM can’t stomach some of the real life situations that inspires these tv shows, they are a lucky few insulated from this kind of activity where you know, other people actually LIVE.
    They are lucky a tv show is all they have to bitch about.
    But these ARE actors, and these are thousands of jobs that OMM doesn’t care to replace in this economy.
    Again, must be nice to bitch about someone else’s job, because you don’t need one!