Funny Or Die Provides Hilarious “Subtext Transcript” Of Sally Yates’ Smackdown Of Sen. Ted Cruz [VIDEO]

On Monday, former Acting Attorney General Sally Yates went toe-to-toe with Ted Cruz in her Senate testimony on Trump’s travel. Virtually everybody except Breitbart (of course) gave the win to Yates and today Funny Or Die provides an onscreen “subtext transcript” of their exchange. Watch below.

  • netxtown

    Ted Cruz: the overwhelming, largest shit stain of the United States of America.

    Sally Yates: Chlorox Disinfectant.

    • Talisman

      Bigger than the dumpster?

      • netxtown

        Not everybody hates Trumpster….where as EVERYBODY hates Cruz.

    • Gigi

      Make
      America
      Gleam
      Again

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      • That_Looks_Delicious

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    • Gay Fordham Prep Grad

      I know, as awful as things are, I keep thinking what if this contemptible little man had won in November, and I realize things could be worse. I have every confidence that the Trump organization does not have the wherewithall to keep all the balls in the air much longer. This turd would be an ironclad disaster for four long years.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    This was another awesome take on the smackdown.

    https://twitter.com/yashar/status/861690012412366848

    • Bj Lincoln

      Perfect!

  • George Paul

    Hell, no one in the Senate likes him and even Republicans were grinning when Yates handed him his ass. Love it!!!!

  • S1AMER

    Thanks. I really needed a good laugh today.

  • djcoastermark

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    • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

      Thanks for the heads up, djcoastermark. Another loss of a great talent.

  • Tawreos

    I can’t get to it on this computer, but if you get a chance check out Wanda Sykes on the Daily Show talking about Yates.

  • Tomcat

    Anyone that STILL does NOT think Hillary got the election stolen from her by crooked means, needs to have their heads examined.

  • Michael R
  • every time i hear his voice i just want to kick him in the balls. he’s such a worm. i think it’s funny anyone really believes he could ever be president. the more people hear him, the more they hate him. he’s almost unique as a politician in his efficiency in this way.

    • teeveedub

      Be careful what you say could never happen. We’re sitting in the middle of a scandal-ridden administration with the lowest approval rating in history at this point in his presidency. And there were millions who said this could never happen.

      I’m totally with you on the “kick him in the balls” part, though.

  • Gigi

    It wasn’t hilarious, but I enjoy watching her kick his sorry ass once again.

  • goofy_joe

    Ted Cruz is a piece of shit human being.

    • JCF

      But what do you really think?

  • Acronym Jim

    Oh, please let that dialogue get the bad lip reading treatment.

  • trouble94114

    Personally I feel like Ms Yates aptly lived up to the “Southern Belle” standard.
    Tell them to “Go To Hell” and making them look forward to the trip.

    I suspect that Mr. Cruz was wishing he was anywhere but in that particular chair when she replied to his questions.

  • SnowFlake

    he is lower than a worm

  • andrew

    No “Subtext Transcript” needed. Sally Yates did the perfect smackdown of Cruz.