Noted Scientist Ivanka Trump To Head Review Of US Participation In Paris Climate Change Agreement

The Associated Press reports:

Ivanka Trump will head a review of US climate change policy even as President Donald Trump considers pulling the US out of a global emissions-cutting deal. The United States says it it will continue attending United Nations climate change meetings next week in Bonn, Germany next week, but Trump’s advisers will meet Tuesday to discuss what to do about the global pact known as the Paris agreement, officials said.

The conflicting signals suggested the administration was trying to keep its options open while Trump decides whether to withdraw, a move the international community would strongly oppose. Though Trump’s inclination has been to leave the agreement, he’s allowed his daughter, White House adviser Ivanka Trump, to set up an extensive review process, a senior administration official said. The goal is to ensure Trump receives information from both government experts and the private sector before a making a decision.

Everybody’s OK with this, right?

  • TampaDink

    Maybe if hair furor had more adult children (who are not named Tiffany), there would be far less unfilled positions in his administration.

    • JWC

      hope Rachel has garnered a fair amount of fodder for tonights broadcast

      • TampaDink

        She has no excuse not to have plenty of dirt for a very informative show tonight.

        • JWC

          Hope you Enjoy Rachel tonight in 52 mins

          • TampaDink

            I did….and you will too in short order.

          • JWC

            1 more hour thanx sleep well

  • Sebastian

    At least she is (presumably) in favour of staying in the agreement. And since nepotism is the basis for the US Government now that bodes well for the Paris Climate Agreement!

  • clay

    Oooh, something new for Bryan Fissure to bitch about her getting her ultra-liberal Jewish red pencil on!

    • another_steve

      She’s married to an Orthodox Jew — many (not all, but many) of whom are the Jewish equivalents of the Christian fundie lunatics.

      Orthodox Jews have prayers for everything. A prayer upon rising from bed in the morning, a prayer upon going to bed at night, and a prayer for every imaginable thing in between.

      Ivanka will have to consult Jared for the proper prayer to be recited upon assisting in the poisoning of the environment.

      • David L. Caster

        I’d lower his Jewishness rating from “Orthodox” to “Observant”.

        • Trump for Prison 2017

          I love how his very presence is a sh!t on president Bannon’s face & the BrietFarters

          • TampaDink

            I sometimes imagine that they are each plotting the other’s demise. Pres. Bannon had better act soon, otherwise he’ll likely be out of a job.

          • Trump for Prison 2017

            It’s a win-win scenario for me, one of very few since last Nov.

            I gotta admire orange baboon for cooking up the Jarvanka-Bannon nuclear bomb & NOT blowing it up…. yet

          • TampaDink

            He’s probably torn about what & who he wants to blow up first….not counting the Yemen raid, the Syrian strike, or any one else who’s died over his decisions.

          • Trump for Prison 2017

            He CHOSE this Bannon-Jarvanka bomb, though. The other things can be blamed on circumstances

          • TampaDink

            True……and he also kept Chris Christie in play, knowing that there is serious bad blood between Jared & Chris. I figured that was a major factor in jettisoning Chris from his team.

        • another_steve

          Interesting. I don’t know the man and can’t say.

          If as rumor has it he’s LGBT-friendly, he’s in conflict with the main tenets of his branch of Judaism — the only major branch that still adheres to the Leviticus craziness, that won’t perform same-sex marriages, etc. etc.

          • David L. Caster

            Clearly not reformed, that’s for sure, but not the forelocks kind either.

      • clay

        She’s not just married to one; she converted and took a new name (that doesn’t brand so well).

        • another_steve

          Just as with fundamentalist Christian women, fundamentalist (Orthodox) Jewish women are supposed to be subordinate to their men.

          This is, of course, in practice, ridiculous.

          My maternal grandparents were Orthodox Jews. My grandma was one powerful and beautiful lady. When she spoke, you listened.

          My grandpa quaked in her presence.

        • TampaDink

          What is the Hebrew spelling of Ivanka?

          • clay

            She took “Yael”, who is actually kind of a feminist icon.

          • TampaDink

            How lovely…..I’m surprised that she didn’t use that as her brand, knowing that it is all about the branding.

          • clay

            Something about driving a tent stake through a guy’s head to avoid being raped (or murdered for being accused of being raped) just doesn’t sell a story she wants to tell.

          • TampaDink

            Daddy whore bucks’ rules of business…do whatever is necessary to get ahead…even if it means “eliminating” the competition….and when it comes to his “special” relationship with his most special assistant it is all about getting head.

          • McSwagg

            Now, now. Those trumped stakes would sell if she just put a little effort into “bedazzling” them.

          • JDS

            Dyybuk דָּבַק

          • TampaDink

            😉

  • Michael R
  • another_steve

    Show us your husband’s dick.

    (sorry…i’m in a mood today…)

    • JWC

      today??????

      • Tulle Christensen

        and yesterday and the day before that and …………..

  • This is just fucking wrong.

    • GayOldLady

      No such thing as “fucking wrong ” between consenting adults. 😀

      • There is a difference between a verb and an adjective.

        • GayOldLady

          😀

      • The_Wretched

        I try to avoid scaring vanilla anyway.

      • MBear

        …wrong hole…?

      • LSP

        Hmm, kinda like:
        “Let’s eat, grandma!”
        and
        “Let’s eat grandma!”

    • I beg to differ….

  • Sebastian

    Remember when the US wasnt a complete joke? I personally dont, but I do recall an eight year (well like 2-4 of the eight years) where the US showed a bit of promise again.
    Yes, Im a smug outsider, but I am feeling smug. lol

    • David L. Caster

      Carry on.

  • clay

    She’s not a scientist.
    She’s not a diplomat.
    She’s not risk-assessment expert.
    She’s not an economist.
    She’s not a policy-wonk.

    • Sebastian

      but nepotism “Trumps” all of that

    • JWC

      she is#45’s #1 daughter and chief nepotism

    • Michael R
      • Dejerrity Mycron

        She’s not in my basement

        • Paula

          Not the basement! That’s the first place they look.

          • robert

            JonBenet .. Jonbenet …

          • Rick Lacey

            JIMMY HOFFA..JUDGE ROY BEAN…

        • Sallyrharris

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          • Jack Kennedy Flash

            Google discriminates against anyone who is not white. They also cheat their employees. If you click on this link, you will get a virus that will destroy your computer.

          • Rick Perera

            Please cite your source for those absurd claims.

          • Hank Skelton

            If you hover over the URL in this post you’ll see that it does not go to Google.

          • Rick Perera

            It’s a scam. When you see these, click on the triangle icon on the upper right and flag them.

          • james ha

            when i hover over the URL it says timesofisrael.com

        • Hattietwagner

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    • Trump for Prison 2017

      However, she’s one of the 10 most qualified people in the current WH.

      • Silver Badger

        Don’t forget first and foremost, she’s daddy’s little girl!

        • Trump for Prison 2017

          I’d take her over DeVos & co any day, daddy’s girl or not

          • GayOldLady

            That’s a choice none of us have to make

          • Bj Lincoln

            Just to let you know, I still have not heard a thing about my SSD. I have sent a letter to 60 Senators, 5 Maryland state representatives, 4 local TV stations associated with 4 major networks and 6 Maryland newspapers. So far I have heard back from Al Franken and Tammy Baldwin. They can’t help but got the message. I am afraid I need to make more noise.

          • GayOldLady

            Damn! I wish I knew someone who could help you. I asked you earlier if you’d heard and I was hoping for better news. What does the court that decided your case say about it

          • Bj Lincoln

            My attorney and I have called for months. She has left messages and spoke to Judge Alston’s secretary several times. After my representative contacted SS we got letters 2 weeks later stating it was in process and we would be notified. Very cut and dry. I felt like I was being blown off. It seems plenty of people are aware of the problem but when asked what is being done she gets dead air. When she tried to find out where in the process my case was, it seems it has still not left the Judges office! Every case my attorney had that day with that judge has been waiting for 6 months. Nothing has been done and I can’t seem to get anyone’s attention.

          • yes b’y

            I wish you the best Bj

          • Tom Mears

            I’ve been waiting on mine for 18months. I’m told by attorney that it typically takes at least 2 years and often 3. Fortunately I have the luxury of time. My former employer pays for the attorney. They pay for healthcare for me & husband until I turn 65…they will be my secondary and his primary after medicare kicks in. They pay full disability until SS kicks in, then benefits go down by 50%.

            I would be in a world of hurt without them. This is the nightmare that awaits everyone who isn’t fortunate or lucky enough to have what I have. It will be even worse should the republicans actually manage to gut ACA.

          • GayOldLady

            It’s just infuriating that you’ve been waiting for so long. It sounds like you have done everything you can do. Please keep me posted on the status.

          • Bj Lincoln

            I have left this info all over many of the Senators FB pages too.

          • Earth’sEnd

            Am reading your thread.
            Happened to me, too.
            My choice of disability lawyer made all the difference. A lady up the road told me what lawyer she used and said another neighbor used him, too.
            I called and explained the situation and he took me on board. The lawyer interfaced with the judge, etc…

          • Nychta

            Sheesh! How much more noise can you make? Sounds like you’ve done a ton of work already.

            Some years ago a friend of mine developed a disabling autoimmune illness and became unable to drive or work. It took her years to get SSD, despite mountains of medical documentation and legal help. It burns me that people in need are subjected to this stalling and bureaucratic quagmire.

            I hope things progress for you!

          • Earth’sEnd

            I bet it burns ALL OF US even more knowing muslims are getting a free ride to the US and given SS UNTIL THE DAY THEY DIE, while we the people who worked for that money are denied and live in desperation and poverty.

          • Eileen Kuch

            That’s Grand Theft Larceny, a felony, Earth’s End. Pilfering the SS Fund is a felony. Period. That fund was established decades ago for retirees age 62 and older, widows and underage children, as well as disability. NO illegals and foreign Muslims are allowed FREE STUFF. Period.

          • Pygormus

            With all due respect (emphasis on “due”), you don’t know what you’re talking about.

          • Earth’sEnd

            WITH A FACE LIKE THAT, I’M SURPRISED THEY LET YOU OUT OF THE FREAK SHOW…. LIBARD

          • Pygormus

            Oh snap! What a sharp comeback.

          • Tom F

            What is the nature of your disability? I was able to have my claim approved in 3 weeks. After hearing horror stories about long stalling times, I was pleasantly surprised and saddened to know I’m in bad enough shape to garner a quick approval! I hope your case is settled soon with a favorable outcome.

          • Jack Kennedy Flash

            Who the hell cares about your SSD, whatever that is. This place is for comment about article above, not your damn personal business.

          • Hank Skelton

            This thread is about Ivanka. Have you contacted her?

          • Earth’sEnd

            It took me 3 years after I first filed to be granted a 2 hour hearing where my disability was discussed.
            I had to go back and produce EIGHT YEARS of documentation….. Thankfully, I throw away very little. The last box I looked in had a 4-page letter from an Arthritis Association doctor, DOCUMENTING my “start date.”
            The letter was dated such that I had 8 years and ONE MONTH more of required documentation.

          • Trump for Prison 2017

            Unfortunately, we don’t have any say.

            The Senate letting DeVos nomination goes through forever destroy my faith in them. Hence, the GOP’s healthcare bill might not be as dead as many of us would like to think

          • liondon#iamnotatraitor
          • RoFaWh

            That’s the photo I referred to earlier.

            God, those two are disgusting.

          • McSwagg

            If he’s “comfortable” with that level of “action” on a nationally televised stage, I shudder at what he gets up to in “private” with her.

        • Colleen Green

          Daughter-wife

      • RoFaWh

        Which means very little.

      • Nowhereman

        Now that’s food for thought–and to gag on.

    • Nowhereman

      But she’s Trump spawn, so that makes her qualified…

    • Dean Gabriel-Vitanzo

      Ivanka Trump is going to lead the extensive review process??? Honey don’t worry you know there have been actual scientists( with IQ levels which don’t match their dress sizes) who have done extensive review processes AKA : Scientific Research for the past 50 years. Go home and research dodgy Chinese manufacturers that can crank out your mediocre frocks and mules… stay away from science stay away from Public Appearances. Tell your father to leave the White House leave the country alone. Everybody hates him everybody hates you and you are all going to end up like Marie Antoinette ok, go look that up I know you don’t know who she was.

    • scottrose
    • KaWaiAwaAwa

      Wait! She approves handbags and purses that other people design and make. Doesn’t that count for something????????????

    • Mohammed Cohen

      But she is the Zio-Cabal’s bitch with President as her confidant through die-hard Zionist Kushner, her husband!

      • clay

        fuck off

  • Jonathan Smith
  • Lazycrockett

    Hey tomorrows Tuesday, Ill see you then.

  • Alexander Crouton-Skitch
    • EweTaw

      Actually, Golden Labrador would most likely be more intelligent than our current TOTUS. There’s no question the dog has a higher IQ.

      • McSwagg

        Goldie definitely has MUCH better hair.

    • Jim Limbach

      I couldn’t guarantee but I don’t think this Golden voted for Trump. That would disqualify him/her from being an adviser to the First Daughter on matters of Climate Science. Too bad, eh.

    • DRoseDARs

      So whose design collection did Ivanka steal those glasses from?

      *I’m sorry, I don’t usually go for dog=woman jokes, but that one was tee’d up too perfectly to ignore.

  • JustDucky
    • EweTaw

      Well, that’s Twilight Zone fucking spooky..

    • Bj Lincoln

      Wow!

    • McSwagg

      “It seemed normal. I was just a child”

      Looking back, I can somewhat relate. I grew up seeing blacks on TV, not knowing at the time that they were the first and what a momentous change it represented. It was only later, when I was older and learned about the history of what came before that the full impact hit me.

      Children grow up accepting whatever is around them as “normal” because they have no other frame of reference. That alone, in the context of this regime, causes me sleepless nights when I think about the future of our nation.

      • CleverBev

        We have got to keep making noise and not allow others to “normalize” this ongoing load of sh…, uh, shame.

  • Paula

    No fucking way! This is un-fucking-believable!

  • JaniceInToronto

    Every fucking day he U.S. gets crazier and crazier. When will it all end?

  • kcken

    While the Alt-Right/GOP are still screaming about Obama’s post-office speech, that Chelsea Clinton has “an office”, and that Hillary isn’t in Jail… THIS GRIFTING FAMILY is making the country a laughing stock.

    JFC…

  • The_Wretched

    A “Mary Sue” is a trope (check out TV tropes) of a character that does everything. Capt. Janeway, the American Dr. from Ripper Street and others crop up from time to time. They are noted for being remarkably clever in a number of fields to the point where they are no longer credible as characters. Ivanka has pretensions of being a Mary Sue – Jared too for that matter.

    • David L. Caster

      MacGiver comes to mind.

    • stuckinthewoods

      Thanks for the info. Husband and I have often noted such characters and now we have a name for them.

      • -M-

        It’s usually a character that’s the author’s surrogate and that’s why they’re implausibly clever, especially common in fan fiction.

    • paganguy

      Jared could be the Gary Stu or Marty Stu.

  • PickyPecker
    • The_Wretched

      “Product of skilled surgeons, still a know-nothing of marginal competence.”

      • PickyPecker
        • Trump for Prison 2017

          She looks AMAZING for a blond that age. Always curious about her skincare…

          • TampaDink

            I heard that she uses a special cream that her daddy applies all over her face several times a week.

          • Bonobo

            “… all over her several times a week.”

            Fixed it for you?!

          • TampaDink

            Possibly true. I’ve never heard anyone deny these claims.

          • Trump for Prison 2017

            Who would’ve thought that orange baboon had the foresight to freeze its semen. LOL

          • TampaDink

            Who said anything about freezing it? I’ve never heard any denials to the theory that he applies it fresh & warm. Those boner pills would go to waste otherwise.

          • Trump for Prison 2017

            I doubt that obese orange baboon can get anything out of b0ner pills, least of all semen…

            Lemme go throw up

          • TampaDink

            It is times like these when brain bleach & booze really come in handy.

          • barrixines
          • TampaDink

            I’d have expected it to look more like coconut oil.

          • JDS

            Blllarggghhhh.

          • TampaDink

            Sorry…that was pretty disgusting…but you know how it goes.
            “Believe me! Many people are saying….”

          • McSwagg

            I think I’ve seen pictures of this cream. I comes in a really small tube that contains just a few drops.

          • TampaDink

            The drops are supposed to be somewhat opaque, perhaps semi clear….but in this instance, I suspect that they are yellow, nearly orange in hue…with a rancid odor.

          • JCF
          • Paula

            Fresh baby’s blood, carefully massaged in by Mexican domestic servants that are immediately deported after the treatment.
            Its like that whole Jewish thing about making bread from dead baby’s blood or something. Alex Jones said it was true.

        • The_Wretched

          Sure it’s the same person? The after looks related to Ivaka as a child. the before doesn’t.

          • PickyPecker

            Yup. That’s her.

      • thatotherjean

        Still more competent than her father, however. Somebody has to run the country. I’d prefer her to Bannon.

        • The_Wretched

          True enough. OTOH, I’d take Hillary over Ivanka.

        • Joe in PA

          Hey Barron will be out of school soon.

          • TampaDink

            When the said that Melanoma would move into the White House after Baron finishes the school year they didn’t indicate which school year. I doubt that they ever intend to move to D.C. on a full time basis….why should they? The sitting president doesn’t seem to live there on a full time basis.

          • stuckinthewoods

            I have no doubt Melania enjoys the separation that comes from him being in DC. It’s the best thing that’s ever happened in her marriage.

          • TampaDink

            The best thing…..so far. I suspect that there is one thing that she fantasizes about constantly that would make her marriage completely satisfying…..widowhood.

        • JDS

          Maybe his other spawn Barron could run some important department. Well that is if Melanoma ever moves into the White House.

    • -M-

      “Und you are?”

    • yes b’y
    • JDS

      That look of contempt is so perfect.

  • Tawreos

    Hopefully the experts and the people from the private sectors are actual scientists…yeah I forgot this is Trump and the GOP, we’ll be out of the Paris agreement in no time.

  • PickyPecker
    • Joe in PA

      Ah, is there a sign-up sheet or something?

    • AdamTh

      Justin has more class…. and better taste.

      • Joe in PA

        Did you say he tastes better?

        Oh wait.

        • Silver Badger

          We must set up a panel to taste both and give an assessment.

          • Joe in PA

            Well yeah, but I’m allergic to one of them. 🙁

          • Silver Badger

            Drag. Maybe Another Steve can take your place.

          • Joe in PA

            I think Another Steve might be busy dreaming about you-know-who. Sheesh.

        • AdamTh

          Not exactly what I had in mind….. but we can go with that.

        • PickyPecker
          • Joe in PA
          • He looks like James Dean! And I get she’s really a lesbian! She has that erotic dangerous forbidden 50’s I – am – a – devotee – of – the unmentionable – female love arts Joan Crawfordish shoulder pads look!

          • RoFaWh

            You know something? Old paperback books like that one, works that you can be sure never made it to hardback, can be really difficult to find copies of.

            For years I looked for Wiiliam Carney’s three gay bdsmish novels; the last one to surface was only published as a pb and only turned up by chance.

  • jimbo65

    God i am so sick of this family. Everytime she’s on tv I hit the mute button or change channels. Her faux soft Jackie Kennedy voice is annoying as hell.

  • EweTaw

    “Noted scientist” . . . Joe, you make me smile. Thanks.

  • DesertSun59

    Shoe ‘designer’, whose factory is OVERSEAS now has a new ‘job’.

    This family will fall so hard it will be comical.

    • Joe in PA

      I know I’ll be laughing.

    • David L. Caster

      Propped up by the nearly 1/3 of the US population who are idiots and apparently most Republicans, I would not hold my breath. They are stupid enough to make some kind of inexcusable and unforgivable legal blunder that in normal times would get daddy impeached and force his resignation almost every day. Nothing comes of it.

  • Ninja0980

    Chelsea Clinton breathes and the pundits have a meltdown.
    Yet Ivanka is being put in charge of things she has no business doing and they say nothing.
    Liberal media my ass.

    • HZ81

      I can’t even believe this is happening. Really. So much of it, but this is such bullshit.

  • pj

    lets see…sold knock off purses now is qualified to asses the direction of climate control. makes perfect sense.

  • Mike C

    Was her husband busy with something?

    • clay

      avoiding China?

  • rick

    tough crowd.
    she has a fashion line.
    she designs beach cover ups and raincoats (or at least employs people who do; or at least looks at pictures of clothes and employs people to copy them or people who look at clothes and copy them and then ask her approval).
    she knows plenty about the weather…er,the climate…or something.

    • Jerry Kott

      And she knows that in Winter you need to wear more clothing to stay warm and in Summer less clothing is required. We are in such good hands.

      • Tulle Christensen

        Therefor global warming is bad because people will need to buy less of her clothing line

        • McSwagg

          Don’t be silly, now. Ivanka knows that all you have to do is turn down the thermostat if it’s too warm.

  • PickyPecker
  • clay

    Sen. Hirano: “Ms [Trump], what should the DoJ do about someone in the White House who knew about undisclosed foreign ties of another administration official.”

    • McSwagg

      Invite them over for tea? Throw a nice little garden party?
      These etiquette questions are just too hard.

  • GayOldLady

    I bet she doesn’t even know how to turn on the CH&AC in her on home, much less understand climate science

    • coram nobis

      Don’t be concerned. I’m sure she has servants for that.

      • GayOldLady

        Exactly. In fact her mother, Ivana, said she didn’t want to deport Latinos because “who would clean up”

  • Natty Enquirer
    • Paula

      May they all suffer a similar fate.

      • CleverBev

        No, that’s cruel and would make us murderers. They can all go to jail in my name, but not to the grave.

        • Paula

          Well, I didn’t say I was going to do it. It will be his own followers that turn on him.

    • Blake Mason

      Is this one of those portraits of the dead?

    • Bryan

      None of them survived, so….

    • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

      Where’s RasPutin?

  • YakHerder

    What a disgrace.

  • TexasBoy

    She is probably hoping for global warming so her factory can keep cranking out “fun and flirty summer shoes.”

  • The Weeping Cheeto

    Which Kardashian is she?

    • ohh myy

      She reminds me of Marilyn Munster … the pretty one in the freak family.

      • -M-

        Only Marilyn and the other Munsters were nice, honest, and not so out of touch.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    Joe, you owe me Obamacare to take care of my sides that I split laughing at your headline. Snarkalicious.

  • Ernest Endevor

    I think we might start by having an extensive review process to address the carbon footprint of those eyebrows.

  • narutomania
  • MBear

    Just when you think things can’t get any worse, they suddenly do.

    • David L. Caster

      Stop thinking that shit, you’re putting the whammy on us.

      • MBear

        Hrmm…looking at US election results: Nope, pretty sure y’all put that whammy on the world. 🙂

        But thanks for playing.
        We have some lovely parting gifts for you.
        *giggle*

        • David L. Caster

          ** In my best Han Solo voice** It’s not my fault!

    • (((GC)))
  • David L. Caster

    “Everybody’s OK with this, right?”

    Oh, sure. Just another day in the lives of babes in Trumpland.

  • integral matrix

    lord have mercy

  • ByronK

    Just when you think this administration couldn’t be a bigger joke… This is just fucking ridiculous. Being a Trump, she might be an expert on hot air but not the goddamned climate and global warming.

    • -M-

      Maybe she can boil it down to a handful of single line bullet points for him.

      • Definitely real.
      • We’re already screwed, from waiting too late.
      • If we don’t do what we can now, we’re screwed even more bigly.
      • Other countries know what’s going on too and can raise tariffs to punish the US for not pulling our weight.

  • This is without a doubt a giant ‘Fuck You’ from Donald…directed at the entire planet and its fragile biosphere.

    Why should he care? He’s no more than a few years away from the fatal heart attack from the junk food he crams into his gaping maw…or from the final completion of his cognitive decay and dementia such that he won’t even understand what’s happening.

    • Blake Mason

      This is why I can’t take this bitch seriously when 45 talks about her being his voice of reason. If this bitch was as smart as she, herself, thinks she is… she would step aside realizing she is in over her head… this isn’t a fucking marketing exercise… this is policy that will affect the entire globe and will have ramifications for generations.

      [edit] – Let’s face it… if he hadn’t taken those days off to head to Florida in his first 100 days… he may have been dead by now.

  • gaymex1

    The hubris of this money-grubbing tribe of liars is breathtaking. I used to be able to laugh, but no longer. The inability to grasp their own incompetence is dangerous and frightening and disgusting.

    • RoFaWh

      The Drumpf clan is a collection of perfect living examples of Dunning-Kruger effect.

  • Halou

    Is there any international treaty that Dear Donald doesn’t want to take America out of? Whether it is NAFTA, NATO, the Paris Accords, or anything. It seems Trump wants to surgically detach the United States from the rest of the world.

    POTUS 46 is going to have their work cut out rebuilding trust around the world.

    • Halou

      The United States says it it will continue attending United Nations climate change meetings next week in Bonn, Germany next week

      Yeah, have fun being relegated to the sidelines and doing nothing. The next major international summit America wont even be invited to, much less allowed to contribute, because who can trust the US to remain committed and not just pull out further down the line?

  • Hank
  • ultragreen

    It doesn’t make any difference who Trump appoints to be the head of the review committee, the decision has already been made to not do anything to control the emissions of fossil carbon. Instead, it’s drill baby, drill!

  • ETownCanuck

    I cannot wait until these dime store versions of the Lannisters all meet up with their karmic retribution. It’s the only thing that’s keeping me sane currently.

  • LovesIrony

    I want to stop global warming, it’s messing up my hair

  • -M-

    Sure, let’s have a pretend fashion designer / real estate mogul reevaluate an overwhelming scientific consensus that’s been reaffirmed and strengthened again and again over the past two or three decades for her Daddy the ignorant illiterate reality TV buffoon.

    • Tor

      I want to pretend that she will listen to the experts.

  • safari

    She’ll curl up to daddy next time they have quiet time together alone in the oval office and quietly whisper words about the earth into daddy’s ear.

    • Treant

      “It’s round, daddy, like my breasts. I need bigger breasts, like the size of the Earth, Daddy.”

      • RoFaWh

        The thing that creeps me out was Drumpf’s slow caress of her side televised during the campaign. If he isn’t fucking her my sexdar is maladjusted.

        (It was obvious she was wearing a corset of considerable strength underneath.)

  • clay

    Oh, but don’t worry, they’re sending six other people with her (wanna bet if any of them are climatologists, risk-assessment experts, ecologists, policy-wonks, economists, or experienced diplomats?). I mean, that’s nearly as large a group as (international pariah-state) Zimbabwe’s sending.

  • KnownDonorDad

    From a scientist’s perspective, I think the hardest thing would be showing deference to someone not qualified to speak on the subject, but who can have an enormous impact on the eventual decision.

  • Canadian Observer

    Why not just pull names randomly from the entire population to fill offices like this? Definitely fairer, and likely to be just as effective.

  • RoFaWh

    He’s a nitwit and so is she, expensive clothing notwithstanding.

    • Tor

      But she is more aware than he. Small condolence.

  • pleasebereasonable1

    Oh.My.Fucking.Gawd.

  • Jeffrey

    Blond Heiress with Great Tits and a Rockin’ Dye Job To Head US Review of Paris Climate Change Agreement
    *fixed it for you

    • sTv0

      Phony tits. Her dad says so. And he should know.

      Curtains match the carpet? Not likely. If there even *is* a carpet.

  • Jay Silversmith

    Why not? The only thing holding her ears apart is an infinite source of Helium.

  • sword

    Trump’s invalid grandmother who has Alzheimers will be appointed to oversee all science being done by the Federal government. (yeh…I know…she’s already dead…a perfect candidate).

  • boobert
  • Kevin

    Hilarious headline

  • LSP

    Well, according to the Trumpettes, we’re all just jealous because Melania and Ivanka are smoking hot.

    This is the joke our country has become. Hotness is a requirement in a woman, intelligence is not.

    • Tor

      Like Michelle was a stone cold ash. And I am gay.

  • *tap-tap-tap* is this thing on…?

    It’s the Paris CLIMATE Agreement,
    Not the Paris CLEMATIS Agreement.

  • CatCope

    I’M SPEECHLESS! Ah, I don’t know what what to say!!!

    BUELLER!! BUELLER!!???????????????????????

  • Henry Auvil

    Marketing knock-off handbags made in China makes Ivanka uniquely qualified to affect US trade policy. Plus, she fucks a billionaire who sells green cards for condos. Winning!

  • Nowhereman

    Oh for pity effer’s sake. I’d rather see the national winner of the Junior High science fair do it.

    • Tor

      I won a blue ribbon at a state science fair. Does that count for anything?

      • McSwagg

        You could be part of a Blue Ribbon Panel.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    I’m finding it harder and harder not to laugh at the U.S. right now. The only thing keeping from completely going over the edge with outbursts of laughter is the painfully sad knowledge that so many sane Americans are actually in the U.S. whereas I and my sweet American husbotter are not. You continue to have my sympathies but fake-god, the more 45 and his family do shit like this, the harder it gets.

    • Tor

      Please do mock us. We deserve it. Somehow.
      PEOPLE, GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!!

      • Jean-Marc in Canada

        One word: MIDTERMS!!!!

  • JDS

    I’m just flabbergasted. Why doesn’t Donnie just make her Queen. I mean, he’s grabbed her enough.

  • Tor

    Maybe Ivanka is the real shadow president.

  • JT

    Noted Scientist Ivanka Trump To Head Review Of US Participation In Paris Climate Change Agreement

    Jesus Fucking Christ!

  • Garry King

    Sad joke of today’s America.

  • Ivanka has tried to suggest that she acts as a moderating influence in the WH. She also said she can’t reveal any specific examples because her influence depends on her being invisible behind the scenes. This puts her front and center. If her father decides to stick with the Paris Agreement, maybe she does genuinely have some influence for good. But if he nixes it, any pretense that she’s a moderating influence is irrevocably gone.

  • CleverBev

    Lord, please, make it stop. I would think there couldn’t be enough offenses against intelligence and humanity for them to commit one daily, but they just keep finding ’em. At some point, his supporters are going to have to step up and demand something different. Even they can’t approve of this.

  • andrew

    What does a department store mannequin know about the Paris Climate Change Agreement?

  • fuzzybits
  • Richard Harper

    Jesus Fucking Christ.

  • EdA

    Wow. She’s even more talented than Eva Peron!

  • bfg

    It could be worse.

  • JCF
  • Brink Kelly

    It’s simply time for this asinine shit to stop,,, who are these people? They are not qualified to run this country,, make decisions affecting our lives,,, or review scientific data,,, Please, make the stupid STOP!

  • dcurlee

    Probably just taking a free trip on the taxpayers to scope out golf property for daddy

  • Well, who else is there? He fired everyone who knows anything about climate change.

  • Unfortunately she’s probably the best chance in that administration to get anything done on climate change.

  • SDG

    Despotic!

  • Heather Hintz

    grrrr.

  • Gerry Fisher

    To serve in a capacity in which you have no fundamental qualifications is, in and of itself, unethical.

  • Cathy Hudson

    In 1994, I wrote to Hillary Clinton about my husband’s SSD. He had been turned down once and it was evident he was being turned down again. Mrs. Clinton’s secretary called me at my office and informed me that my husband would be getting a check by March 3rd. I wrote to her the middle of February. By the end of February I had a personal letter from her expressing her concern for our plight. My husband drew ten checks and died. She is s great lady and humanitarian. I was so disappointed when she lost her run for POTUS. Now we have to live with a douche bag for President. By the way, my husband died of cancer. He had a feeding tube and they thought he could work.

  • Zhushika

    O.M.G. You mean this isn’t satire? Now she’s a scientist? According to WHO? This is too much..
    Seriously not satire….wow.

  • sTv0

    Ivanka? Head of something? Legit? And she’s a “moderating voice”? Srsly?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD8AwgO0AQI

  • Earth’sEnd

    GEEZ! Just when we finally get rid of the homo, another usurper parks her azz in the WH.

    I have had enough of Ivanka Trump. She has not been elected by the people and has no business in the WH directly and openly influencing US policy.

    And neither does her “husband/girlfriend” the juu.

  • KaWaiAwaAwa

    This is just about your ads on many pages. Can you get rid of the BS “what the anchor or newscaster did on air crap?”

  • z00m3r

    Well, the real irony: she’s about the only “member” (though not officially) of the Trump administration who even remotely considers climate change (induced by human activity or not) a serious concern. :-/

  • stephen

    No, no, on!

  • Brian

    She’s not pretty enough to discuss weather manipulation intelligently. We should send some hot weather girl from Guadalajara. If people are dumping dark-colored coal fly ash particles on the ice in order to melt it, and Dane Wiggington is claiming they’re trying to prevent global warming when they’re really trying to INDUCE it, then we need a really, really pretty girl.

  • Jacques Devin

    Zionist neocon JAVANKA are running the show in Washington, daddy sold out to the zionist neocon, in doing so he betrayed the millions supporters who put HIM into the oval office. JAVANKA are pro liberal agenda who are owned and paid for by Soros and the zionist cabal.

  • pfvayda

    I cannot decide whether I should vomit or laugh hysterically.
    Priscilla

  • Albert Ross

    Damn them.

  • Rosie T. Riveter

    This is satire. come on people. Jesus.

  • Jerry Wayne Carver

    There has historically been much more CO2
    in our atmosphere than exists today. For example, during the Jurassic
    Period (200 mya), average CO2 concentrations were about 1800 ppm
    or about 4.7 times higher than today. The highest concentrations of CO2
    during all of the Paleozoic Era occurred during the Cambrian Period,
    nearly 7000 ppm — about 18 times higher than today.

    The Carboniferous Period and the Ordovician
    Period were the only geological periods during the Paleozoic
    Era when global temperatures were as low as they are today.
    To the consternation of global warming proponents, the Late Ordovician
    Period was also an Ice Age while at the same time CO2 concentrations
    then were nearly 12 times higher than today– 4400 ppm. According
    to greenhouse theory, Earth should have been exceedingly hot. Instead,
    global temperatures were no warmer than today. Clearly, other factors besides
    atmospheric carbon influence earth temperatures and global warming.

    http://www.geocraft.com/WVFossils/Carboniferous_climate.html#anchor147264

  • Word

    Yet more of this enspousified now-evil spawn’s incest-modulated pathetic full-tilt complicit and privileged signifyin’ travesty game.

  • No question that she’s has a better understanding of the issues than the insane Mr. Trump.