Christian Radio Show: Queen Elizabeth Is A Satanic Lizard Person And The Clintons Are Cannibals [AUDIO]

In the latest installment from Pastor Rick Wiles’ End Times radio show, we learn that children have been disappearing from Buckingham Palace tours because “Satanist Queen Lizard” Elizabeth has been eating them. Or something. Also, the royal family is hiding the fact that Queen Lizard died last week and that she had Princess Diana murdered over fears that she was about to reveal all that satanic child-eating. Oh, and Bill and Hillary Clinton are also cannibals. In fact, Bill is dying from a terrible brain disease from eating all those delicious children. Listen below and most importantly, donate. Praise! Glory! (Via Right Wing Watch)

PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: Rick Wiles declares that God’s love is “oozing” over America thanks to Trump. Rick Wiles prays that Hillary Clinton falls down at the presidential debate. Wiles declares that Satan is using Pokemon to murder Christians. Wiles declares that the “Nazi freaks at Target” will get American destroyed in a nuclear war. Wiles declares that God will murder the enemies of Donald Trump. Wiles declares that President Obama ordered the murder of Antonin Scalia as a human sacrifice to pagan fascism. Wiles declares that gay Nazis control America. Wiles renounces US citizenship because Obergefell. Wiles declares that God will destroy the earth with a “fireball from space” because of gay marriage. Wiles declares that God is killing chickens, bees, and pigs because of gay rights. Wiles declares that God sent the California drought because of gay rights. Wiles declares that Russia will nuke the United States because of gay rights. Wiles says God will destroy America and the survivors will be the “slaves of sodomites.” Wiles says ebola could solve “America’s problem with gays and atheists.” Wiles declares that MSNBC viewers are “demon-possessed fans of the anti-Christ.” Wiles declares that God sent a plague of locusts to Egypt because Obama.

  • Todd20036

    Anyone who believes this grifter deserves to lose his/her health care.
    And I have a hunch that very few people under 40 believes this shit.

    • AaronD12

      I’m over 40 and fuck this guy.

      • Todd20036

        So am I. I’m nearly 50.
        Who are you? And do I own you money?

        • AaronD12

          Seems like everyone owns my money. 🙁

  • edrex

    finally, someone has the courage to say it.

    • David Walker

      When I was a kid, I had a friend named Elizabeth. Her younger, smart-ass brother insisted on calling her “Lizard-Breath”. Now I understand.

      • RoFaWh

        That same nickname features in the comic strip “For Better or Worse”.

        • David Walker

          The strip wasn’t around Back Then, but he had to have heard it somewhere. He wasn’t exactly a creative person.

    • jimmy Savile, known pedophile, child trafficker and intimate friend to the royal family

      Edward Heath, British Prime Minister

      • Dazzer

        Yes. Savile was given the keys to a mental health hospital by Margaret Thatcher – he was also given an OBE on the recommendation of the Conservatives.

        Also, no charges have been proven against ex-Conservative Prime Minister Edward Heath.

        Feel free to try to make your point, but be prepared to have everyone pointing fingers at you and laughing because you’re so daft.

        • You can’t hide the Sun with your thumb.

          • Campbell

            Yes you can. Try it sometime. You can do with the moon to

          • Gene

            once again, I must ask….does it HURT, physically, not just emotionally, being that stupid?

            Dazzer correctly pointed out the historical facts concerning Thatcher and the conservatives, and that Heath was never charged.

            All you have done is show a picture of the (at the time) adored and respected Savile with the Prince of Wales…a photo taken at a time when any Pearly in the East end or farmer in East Anglia or insurance sales man from York would have been thrilled to meet him….so…your point?

          • Yes, yes, 400+ known victims yet nobody knew, no one had a clue, not MI5, not Scotland Yard, not Buckingham Palace, nope.

            Savile was never charged either. They weren’t charged because they were protected. It really is that simple.

    • zhera

      Pshh, everyone who’s seen Doctor Who knows that the royal family are werewolves.

      • OUTinMinnesota

      • David Wickham

        forgot about that

      • TKW

        Weren’t they Slovenes? I’m confused.

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    • Sashineb

      I know. Just the other day, I was noticing that Her Majesty has gained a couple of pounds.

      • edrex

        it’s just baby fat.

        • Sashineb

          Yeah. Eating fat babies will do that.

      • David Walker

        She also gained a couple of euros.

        • Sashineb

          LOL, I’ll have to remember that one!

    • northern_neighbour

      you’re kidding of course …. but I’m not joking when I say Fuck these EVIL ANTI-CHRISTIAN HUCKSTERS ALL THE WAY TO HELL.

      And, Jesus Christ, If hell does not exist, (and it doesn’t !!!) … then maybe boiling them alive in oil would tan their SICKO hides well enough to provide an alternative Faux Lizard skin.

      This could then be made into shoes for wealthy Republican whores claiming to be Christer believers when in reality they are just giant ALIEN BRAIN STEM LIZARDS who usurped Democracy. And God Save the Queen!

    • Todd20036

      Hey, someone gave me a bowl of stew. I had no idea there was a foot in it!

      • edrex

        try the meat pies.

      • Snarkaholic

        It was made with rump roast.

    • jimmy Savile, known pedophile, child trafficker and intimate friend to the royal family

      Edward Heath, British Prime Minister

      Sir Cyril Smith, abused children in care homes

      Power controls power through secrets and extortion. This is why men like Dennis Hastert get to rise to prominent positions of power

  • JaniceInToronto

    Why is this man running around loose? He needs to be locked up for his own protection.

  • Bluto
  • SunsetGay

    Somebody is gunning to be Trump’s next Secretary of the Army nominee.

    • Linda Kemp

      Disagree. AG for sure after Sessions goes down.

      • David Walker

        OK…but after he goes down on whom?

        • Robincho

          As long as it’s not youm or mem, it doesn’t really matter…

  • Linda Kemp

    One wonders how many listeners this guy has. Surprised Alex Jones hasn’t had him on. smdh

  • Silver Badger

    Won’t it be nice when the pissant fixes them libel laws.

  • Pollos Hermanos
    • Acronym Jim

      I really liked the part where Marc Singer exposed her by hiding a live rat in his tights.

      • Pollos Hermanos

        Pretty sure that was a guinea pig.

        • kareemachan

          I’d call it a naked mole rat….

      • Todd20036

        That outfit may be out of date, but DAMN does he look good in it.
        Is that a cup or a chubbie?

        • Acronym Jim

          I’m going with a barely containing dance belt.

        • Ernest Endevor

          That is authentic Elizabethan menswear. Production research was exhaustive.

      • Todd20036

        It may be out of date, but damn does he make those pants look good!
        Chubbie or cup?

  • Santanic lizards would probably not take away people’s healthcare. Still better than a Christian Nazi.

  • Jamie_Johnson

    When will he be arrested for exposing himself in public or molesting children?

    • AaronD12

      No, no… the modus operandi is to accuse others of what you’re doing yourself, e.g., the anti-gay pastors are getting reamed by bears. This guy is a child-eating lizard!

  • JoeMyGod

    TRUNEWS is the world’s leading news source that reports, analyzes, and comments on global events and trends with a conservative, orthodox Christian worldview. Our vision is to build a global news network that provides a credible source for world news, events, and trends while giving respect and honor to Christians of all major denominations – Evangelical, Orthodox, Anglican, Catholic, and Protestant. We believe Christians need and deserve their own global news network to keep the worldwide Church informed, and to offer Christians a positive alternative to the anti-Christian bigotry of the mainstream news media.

    • RoFaWh

      That anti-Christian bigotry: in other words, the press isn’t endlessly filled with headlines about the miracles of xtianity.

    • zhera

      “Our vision is to build a global news network that provides a credible source for world news”


  • andrew

    “Pastor” Wiles is either one sick f*ck or one clever scamevangelist. Actually since they’re not mutually exclusive, he is probably both.

    • David Walker

      Old advertising phrase: A combination of ingredients.

    • John

      Oh definitely!

    • thatotherjean

      I’d go with raving lunatic, in the absence of other evidence. He certainly has no business being the pastor of a church–not that craziness stops any of them.

  • Judas Peckerwood

    Queen Elizardbreath II

    • unclemike


  • TJ

    Sure, it sounds crazy to normal people. But when you consider that a clumsy skank was a virgin who gave birth to a godman who died and then came back to live, well, this is just another Saturday morning at the cartoons.

    • Lars De

      Plus the whole talking snake, walking on water, all of the animals on a boat, parting of the sea, water into wine stuff.

      • TJ

        I must admit I am rather fond of the whole 13 guys hanging out in the wilderness with just each other for comfort part of the bible. That part really swings!

        • kareemachan

          But you’re ignoring the fact that they had wimminz along to do the cleaning, cooking, etc.

          why else was Mary Magdalen there?

  • bkmn

    The country would improve immensely if we ended the tax exemption for religious organizations, just saying.

    • Ben in Oakland

      Even better, ship them all to Iran.

      • kareemachan

        What has Iran ever done to you? I’d say ship them to the North Pole, cuz climate change ain’t real, right?

        • Ben in Oakland

          I could go either way.

    • John

      “religious organizations”…the Ultimate Evil. Tax them just like every other Business!!!

  • JoeMyGod

    We are here to pray for you. Whatever may be on your heart, no matter how big or small the burden, someone is waiting to stand with you in prayer. Please complete the prayer request form and your prayer request will be delivered to our
    prayer team. We are here to share your burden and intercede on your behalf.

    • David Walker

      Can you imagine the Prayer Team’s christmas party? You know Wiles would be reading the prayer request forms and laughing like crazy and the whole team would gleefully join in. “Oh, I got this one from…” “That nuthin’. I got one that asked for…” “Amateurs! There was this lady, old lady, who…”

    • Tawreos

      Do you think that we can get them to pray for Wiles to shut the fuck up?

    • Uncle Mark

      A “real prayer team”? Does it pay better than that Google-work-from-home scam/spam that pops up around here on occasion? Are there actually “team members” waiting by the phone to “take your prayer”…or is it automated…”please leave your prayer at the beep”?

    • kareemachan

      Can I contact them to pray for their eventual enlightenment?

  • JoeMyGod

    The ministry was launched by Rick Wiles in September 1998 in Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX. During the first nine months, Rick traveled across America speaking to audiences about the moral decline of the USA and its eventual consequences. In particular, he warned of an economic collapse and war on American soil if the nation continued to rebel against God’s commandments. He appeared as a guest on numerous radio and TV programs. A Dallas/Ft. Worth radio station suggested he start a radio program. The first broadcast was on May 24, 1999. The original name was America’s Hope. The message was simple: Jesus Christ is America’s only hope.

    As Rick honed his skills as a “citizen reporter,” the radio program quickly became known for its coverage of important news not heard on mainstream news channels – and for Rick’s in-depth interviews with important newsmakers. The program was briefly titled American Freedom News. In time, it became obvious that Rick Wiles was the best source available for true news. The program’s name was changed to TRUNEWS in 2004. The rest is history. Today, people around the world faithfully tune in to TRUNEWS every weeknight for news, information, and inspiration that they can’t find anywhere else.

    • RoFaWh

      There is good reason that news can’t be found anywhere else.

      It’s not true.

    • David Walker

      Have they tried infowars?

    • Bad Tom

      Wiles wrote that himself, didn’t he?

    • Bj Lincoln

      That is scary!

  • FAEN

    I am constantly amazed at how gullible xtians are to believe this BS.

    • RoFaWh

      The interesting question, one regrettably probably unanswerable, is this: how many of those gullible xtians are there? Does anybody at all actually believe this nut?

      • David Walker

        I’d better thousands. It takes goodly sums of money to run a sideshow like his.

    • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

      I’m not. -_-

  • Lee Grupsmith-Pedersen

    The Clintons are cannibals? What was on the recent menu, roast suckling coolie?The Queen is a Lizard Person? Tsk, this man just broke one of the “Top Ten”…

  • Steverino

    Fish gotta run because polyester is a vegetable.

    • jmax

      Okay, NOW it all makes sense.

    • David Walker

      u no that cuz u wuz a teechur, raht? sounds lak wonna them edjikated remarx. i gotta ax the preechur if thats blasfemmy. ur in a heepa trubble if’n it iz.

      • kareemachan


  • Capritaur

    Damn it, I’ve already put away all my Zombie Killary memes!

  • JWC

    Mr Wiles should be extremely grateful that he lives in a country that affords him the freedom to spew such garbage. The Sad note is that there are those to listen and believe and unfortunately there is no cure for stupidity

  • tonyg

    How did Alex Jones miss this scoop?

    • David Walker

      “News” war. Joe could be very busy trying to follow the Holy Retributions.

  • RoFaWh

    He’s nuts. Lock’im up.

  • self hate is a terrible thing. i know this because, well, yeah. i’ve done it. for many years. that’s a long story and i wont bore yall with it.
    but anyway, self hate is a horrible, destructive thing and you should avoid it whenever you can, younglings! just don’t go there.
    whatever this madman’s problem is, it can only be solved by one of two things. the first is medication. the second is a good fuck, from a loving same sex partner, which is gentle and pleasing. folks like this dood, will unfortunately, will never get that.

    but just remember: if they are going on, and on, and on and ononononojnnonononnon, about gaii sex? there is a reason. we all know what it is. straight people hardly every think about, let alone rant about, gay men who have sex. notice how he’s not at all concerned about lezzies, also. yeah, in poker we call that “a tell.”

  • ByronK
    • Lazycrockett

      One of the best episodes ever.

    • I say that every morning as soon as I wake up. That is, once the screaming stops.

      • Uncle Mark

        Becca…there can only be ONE of us !! ;^)

        • Grumpy Old Man

          The voices in my head say we are legion.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Like I always say … pastors are for SHEEP.

  • Butch

    “Of course I like children. I just can’t finish a whole one by myself.”

  • jefe5084
    • While eating dinner:

      Wife: So, what is this?
      Me: New recipe, vegetarian bean stew.
      Wife: Oh, okay. *keeps eating*
      Me: It’s made with real vegetarians!
      Wife: That explains where [our neighbors] Frank and Michelle went.

  • TheManicMechanic

    Tax the fuckers into oblivion.

  • The Milkman

    Oh no she betta don’t. Gurl you can say whatever you want about me, but do NOT come for the Queen of Elizabeth. Unless she sends for you.

    • Robincho

      Not real interested in the Queen of Elizabeth. The Prince of Harry, however, is another matter altogether…

  • Tomcat

    Please explain to me what happened to sanity in America.
    I am starting to think the vapor trails actually are spraying something out to control minds. (not really, I am still sane)

    • Tor

      No you are not. Insane cats don’t know they are insane.

    • kareemachan

      According to some baka, it’s BLACK CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!1111!!!!1!!

  • Michael R

    Is there going to be a quiz on this ?

  • Blake J Butler
  • And?

  • geoffalnutt

    The most horrifying thing about The Queen is that, with all the carnage and gore she leaves behind, (the bloody tot’s bones, etc.)…it’s the outfits. Run for your lives!!!

  • Greenscreen

    This is mandatory listening in every Texas psych ward.

  • Boreal
    • thatotherjean

      Alex Jones may demand a recount, though.

  • Menergy

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…oh stop, ……🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • greenmanTN

    No representation without taxation. Put up or shut up.

  • It’s sad, really, to witness such abject madness…

  • Baylee Peach

    Pastor Rick is an idiot. The Queen is a werewolf. Doesn’t he watch Dr. Who?

  • Tawreos

    If this guy isn’t on drugs, then he needs to have his mental health evaluated

  • barrixines
    • BobSF_94117

      The wattles are unmistakable!

  • Paula
  • pch1013

    Ah, the old David Icke “reptilian” nonsense. Need I mention that Icke is a frequent guest on InfoWars?

  • Beagle

    No #5150?

  • The_Wretched

    I guess it’s unsurprising that we have trump voters – people are still giving money to this loon. A part of the population will accept anything.

  • Cuberly

    Couple weeks ago Wiles did a segment about evil globalist forces building a satanic global robot brain that will tap into actual robots that will take over the world. Basically SkyNet, if you will. He referred to them as demon possessed artificially intelligent robots.

    And, that our new robot overlords will of course dissuade us from following the Jebus.

    Ya have to be a real special brand of religio-nut to listen to Wiles.

    • grada3784

      Isn’t SkyNet what the Murdochs want to buy?

      • Cuberly

        I think I got my Terminator movie mixed up with the Murdoch purchase…oh well….

  • teedofftaxpayer

    It’s really sad that there are people out there who spouts such garbage and what’s even sadder is that there are people out there who believes this shit.

  • Untreated mental illness on parade.
    He really should be under a physicians supervision.

    • Bad Tom

      He should be in a locked ward.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Anything oozing is this disgusting sub human species bile of hateful lies.

  • Pablo Sánchez

    “Rockerfeller is dead..” (At 101). I agree…total conspiracy.

    • David

      I know. He was only 101. There must have been a conspiracy.

  • David
  • The_Wretched

    Remind me again who eats the flesh of christ and drinks his blood?

    • Tomcat


    • Bj Lincoln

      I was always creeped out by that even when I was trying to be a good Episcopalian.

  • David Walker

    OK. I’m sorry to admit this, but I happen to find farts funny. I know. I’m sorry. Please don’t hate me. Add that to clips from one of the most fraudulent of TV ministers, and I find it difficult to get through this. This is Part 2. Part 1 has been around awhile.

    • Bj Lincoln

      That is funny.

  • popebuck1

    Thank the Lord this guy is here to protect us from all the WEIRDOS out there!

  • Elsewhere1010

    Everybody know all of Queen Victoria’s descendants are werewolves. Victoria herself became a werewolf after being bitten by one just before founding Torchwood

  • That_Looks_Delicious
  • greenmanTN

    Lizards are really awful, but you have to admit they do have nice hats.

  • DaveMiller135

    Well, that seems credible.

  • charliebkk

    And it is perfectly legal for this guy to buy an assault rifle.

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  • Robert Adams

    You would think god would have reconciled himself to all these things by now seeing as how god knew all this stuff was coming before he even got around to creating Earth.

  • 2patricius2

    Wow! I didn’t know all that about Queen Elizabeth and the Clintons. I’m glad this man revealed all these things. I think he should go to the FBI with this information. I’m sure they will take his information with all the seriousness it deserves.

    • kareemachan

      Also, we should call that immigrant crime phone # just to make sure they don’t invade….

  • Lakeview Bob

    Mental illness is painful I would imagine.

  • orion dumptee

    lizards?:what a nutcase…his vcr must be stuck on the tv series….. ‘V’

  • Mickey Bitsko

    As my Cockney step-mum used to say about Queen Elizabeth, “Why is everyone always so mean to that sweet little German lady?”

  • Tomcat

    Anyone starting to think religion causes mental illness, other than me?

    • Friday

      Psst: It’s not that it’s ‘religion,’ it’s that it’s authoritarian psychological double-binds: cf *gaslighting*.

  • mikeinftl

    Wow I didn’t think anyone did LSD anymore.

    • Bj Lincoln

      It’s not like the real stuff we had long ago.

  • Stephen Elliot Phillips

    Id like a sample of prince harry’s lizard….
    just sayin

  • joe ho

    The sad/scary part is that it’s their own inner violent antisocial impulses that they are projecting onto others. They themselves are that evil. Franklin Graham is an obvious example.

  • Crow on a Top Hat

    Why would lizards be Satanic? You’d think they’d have their own lizard based diety.

  • kareemachan

    He seems nice.

  • William

    Marlin Perkins and the gang need to break out the tranquilizer guns.

  • Bj Lincoln

    It would be a laugh riot if the guy didn’t believe what he said. It’s very scary that this man and too many more believe this crap. This is not the kind of shit our fore fathers had in mind when they came up with free speech. I know we must take the bad with the good by this is just hateful BS that should NEVER be broadcast.

  • Tom (wpg)

    Oh, who let you out, screwball? That darned Reagan did the dirty deed. Sad.

  • EweTaw

    On the topic of Christians: Has anyone besides me watched the first three episodes of American Gods? I’m somewhat captivated. Especially like the African American Sex Goddess who, in the act of fucking people, absorbs them via her hoo haw.

    • Friday

      Sounds like more of Christians projecting their anxieties on other cultures. Does anyone even read Jung anymore?

  • orion dumptee

    Lizards ? What a nutcase ,,,he mus’ be ” binge watching’ his VCR tapes of the old TV series – ‘V’

  • JT

    Pastor Rick Wiles’ End Times

    I’d be happy for him to end his times.

  • DesertSun59

    Wow. Hillary is dead! Who knew?

  • Friday

    There’s only so far off the deep end someone can go before all the hypoxia and banging head on drain start to really tell. This is apparently ‘evangelical’ Christianity right now.

  • Mike Knife

    Crazy is as Crazy Christian does.

  • Gregory In Seattle

    And then they wonder why people ridicule them.

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