New York Mets Tweet Photo Of Giant Dildo

SB Nation reports:

The New York Mets are having a disastrous start to their season, but on Friday night, they came back to beat the Miami Marlins, 8-7. That called for a celebration picture on the team’s Twitter account! They chose to feature T.J. Rivera, who hit a game-tying double and a home run.

But the picture showed a giant dildo, right there in the bottom right, in his teammate Kevin Plawecki’s locker. The Mets deleted the tweet and replaced it with a zoomed-in video of Rivera to play it safe.

But of course the internet is quite unforgiving, and this morning the people called for answers. The Mets play at 7:10 p.m. ET on Saturday night, and the world will be waiting for their explanation.

As things tend to go on Twitter, the dildo already has its own account. Two of them, in fact.

  • carrot festival

    Therapeutic. He’s got just terrible piles.

  • Acronym Jim

    Personally, I’d like to thank Kevin Plawecki for helping to clean up the Malheur Wildlife Refuge after the occupiers were ousted.

    • BJORN RAGNVALDR

      Well, he is a catcher, practice is important.

    • Jay Silversmith

      you mean The Dildo Uprising?

  • bkmn
    • Strepsi

      LOL and where in the hell is that really?

      • David L. Caster

        Artist’s conception.

        • ByronK

          In reality it will be four floors with a couple of balloons. More accurate.

          • David L. Caster

            Are those internet floors?

      • That_Looks_Delicious

        Trump Tower Dubai?

        • netxtown

          No way. It would be limited to about 3 floors – if that.

      • Statistics Palin

        Can’t be a Muslim country. It looks uncircumcised.

      • Nowhere, Che’ – it’s an artist’s concept piece. “Architectural Drawing” is the term – usually done with AutoCAD, and this one’s rather amateur-ish.

    • ByronK

      The Ivanka tower that he’s building for her. Who’s your daddy?

    • Dejerrity Mycron

      And the elevators always go down.

      • licuado de platano

        It’s the blue veiner elevator.

    • Nowhereman

      I’m surprised that it doesn’t have a huge fake gold TRUMP! sign on it.

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      • Eric Mory

        It says TRUMP on the translucent golden rain tarp they roll down over it.

    • Miji

      I was just popping in to see who would have their Crocodile Dundee moment “That’s not a huge dildo, THIS is a huge dildo!”. I guess you win.

  • boobert
  • Lazycrockett

    So all those gay porn locker room scenes are real?!

  • Acronym Jim

    Do you think Plawecki and “Edgin” ever get together for some happy fun times?

  • ByronK

    I was wondering what Paul Ryan was doing in their locker room.

    • J Ascher

      Being his usual prick self, of course!

      • I should think Ryan is more of a dildon’t

        • BudClark

          He, Tom Cotton, and Aaron Schock should make BAD fuck flicks.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    That thing is gigantic.

  • Sam_Handwich
  • MikeBx2

    I’ve seen that movie. You wouldn’t believe what happened next.

  • Treant

    I think that’s the baseball bat. It’s certainly the right size…

  • That_Looks_Delicious
    • Johnny Wyeknot

      All those toothpaste spattered mirrors

  • Y’all are TERRIBLE.

    Come sit by me.

  • David L. Caster

    “If we win the World Series this year, I think Kevin Plawecki’s dildo should get a ring #MetsTwitter”

    Would that be a cockring?

    • Phillip in L.A.

      ba dum tss

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    Now the Mets? It’s getting sooooo hard for One Million Moms to even leave the house nowadays. They’re going to end up like the boy in the bubble.

    • Niblet58

      What do you want to bet a large portion of them blew up that section of the picture and saved it to their dick porn file….

      • David Walker

        …or as a reminder of the exact style to buy next time she goes to Porn r Us…”Your Den of Iniquity for ALL your sexual needs.”

        • RoFaWh

          Around here, sex shops have declined in number. I blame online porn and online sells of sex toys.

    • Nowhereman

      I loved Ellen’s response to them when they were all huffing and puffing about JC Penney hiring her as a spokesperson. One line she used was about how they actually only had 30,000 Moms, but were just rounding off to the nearest Million…

  • RossPDX

    These guys take their horse play seriously.

  • Ninja0980

    Like to see him take a swing with that.

  • another_steve

    An old old baseball tradition that goes back 100 years.

    Before the start of each game, the ceremonial “Sucking of the Dildo.”

  • Bj Lincoln

    Ha Ha Ha! I’m sure it was some funny locker thing only the players know and no one remembered before the picture. I am loving all your comments. I just don’t have much of a standard of comparison. LOL

    • bkmn

      Neither does Trump.

    • Paula

      Same here. I am scratching my head and thinking, Huh? WTF?

    • LovesIrony

      it’s bigger than most real ones.

      • Todd20036

        Operant word: most.

  • bkmn

    O/T – it seems Rand Paul is trying to get in on the attention action by demanding to know if he was under surveillance during the election too. Why would anyone want to watch this moron?

    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/rand-paul-was-i-surveilled

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bf6eca8c62a5b37a25f1c8121b2e50a0f6b684c7c572b641b28030c8811c8d17.jpg

    • SoCalGal20

      Was he talking to Russians or Trump campaign people under surveillance? If so, then yes. Not exactly difficult to answer, Rand.

      • Nowhereman

        Personally, I’d be both surprised and tickled pink to find that he was in collusion with the Rooskies.

      • bkmn

        I saw a comment on TPM that said the Putin initially was supporting Curly but when Trump surged forth Putin put his money on the winning ho.

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      I could see it getting so-so ratings on local cable at 2 AM. I mean, how many times can you watch Lindsay Wagner talk about mattresses?

    • Jeffrey

      Omg that pic is everything

    • netxtown

      LILT!!!!!

    • David Walker

      Didn’t his mama tell him NEVER go out with curlers still in your hair? Or, if you have to, wear a scarf?

    • Nowhereman

      Thanks for the belly laugh. First the picture, and then the thought that he thinks Obama spied on him…
      I was wondering how he got his hair to curl like that, but I always thought it was spit curls.

    • agcons

      That photo (shop) is all kinds of awesome.

  • BobSF_94117

    I blame same-sex marriage.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
    • Ragnar Lothbrok
      • Treant

        Those aren’t delicate, filmy Bubbles, those are big rubber balloons.

        • bkmn

          Bought and paid for.

        • Adam King

          Medicine balls.

      • bkmn

        Cinco de Milo? Stone was at a pedophile-lover party?

      • BobSF_94117

        Do we think Roger has any idea?

      • Skeptical_Inquirer

        Gah, the man should not be allowed to dress himself.

        Also the boobs are straight out of hentai anime.

        • Snarkaholic

          That plaid jacket looks incredibly rainbow-colored to me.

      • safari

        Ugh.

      • MaryJOGrady

        That’s one more plastic surgeon who should not be practicing plastic surgery– the one who worked on her, I mean. His work does not look all that bad.

      • Barry William Teske

        Looks like a cut-out to me.

      • McSwagg

        Is that a mini-beer to make his hands look bigger?

  • TexasBoy
    • Phillip in L.A.

      (LAMARR.) Wait a minute, there might be a legal precedent! Of course– ‘land-snatching.’ (Picks up legal book and flips through it.) Let’s see, “Land,” “Land”; see “Snatch”…. “Snatch, ” “snatch….” Ah, Haley v. United States: Haley-7, United States-nothing. You see–it can be done! It can be done! Unfortunately, there is one thing that stands between me and that property–the rightful owners. There must be some way of scaring them off, driving them out, getting rid of every human being alive….
      (TAGGART.) (Snapping fingers and waving hand.) Uh, uh, uh…
      (LAMARR.) It’s down the hall and to the left
      (TAGGART.) No, sir . . . sir–I got it!
      (LAMARR.) You do? What, what, what?!
      (TAGGART.) I know how we can run everybody out of Rock Ridge.
      (LAMARR.) How?
      (TAGGART.) We’ll kill the first-born male child in every household.
      (LAMARR.) (Thinking.) Too Jewish….

  • BobSF_94117

    I was wondering where I’d left that.

    • Ben in Oakland

      Ummmm…look behind you?

  • Very OT but
    “American Gods” Has The “Hottest Gay Sex Scene Ever Put On TV”

    “Bryan Fuller’s American Gods was already one of the most anticipated series of the spring and now viewers have another reason to be excited—the series will contain one of the most graphic gay sex scenes ever shown on television. ” New Now Next
    http://www.newnownext.com/american-gods-gay-sex-scene/05/2017/ .

    • David Walker

      This is from “Gay Star News,” which is the link in the first paragraph:
      “Gay Muslim sex scene will be ‘memorable’, ‘romantic’ and feature CGI penises”
      Is that an actor insult? “It’s not big enough, but we can fix that in post.”

      • Maybe , maybe not. show me the actor in ‘bloom’ and I’ll make a guess on the first part, but given the way rules for movies seem to be made up as they go along it could be fake peens are more tolerable than the real thing.

        • The scene in the book is between an out-of-shape closeted gay guy and an in-shape-but-his-semen-burns-like-fire djinn, so the CGI could be a fiery ejaculation 😀

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    OT – Surprise! The guy who distributed Emmanuel Macron’s hacked e-mails is a raging trumpanzee, Jack Posobiec, and he works for a fake news site in Washington called “The Rebel.”

    How come none of you look surprised?

    • That_Looks_Delicious
      • safari

        I wonder how bloodshot Milos eyes are these days.

        • That_Looks_Delicious

          Seriously. Everybody who wears those things in Arizona is 90 and older.

        • Todd20036

          Well, he’s off Twitter, he’s off Breitbart.

          Guess he has more time on his hands.

      • Acronym Jim

        And that’s Rosemary’s baby on the left.

      • greenmanTN

        I have no idea what his actual sexuality is but that’s Industrial Grade gayface.

        • Priya Lynn

          I don’t get a gay vibe from him but that is a racist hand sign he’s making.

          • RoFaWh

            So white racists have adopted a form of communication originally developed by big city blacks?

          • Priya Lynn

            I don’t know anything about that being originally developed by big city blacks but whatever its origin it is a sign used by white racists now.

        • SoCalGal20

          Here’s Posobiec’s bio from the thing he writes for. It may or may not help you with your assessment.

          Jack Posobiec is a writer, filmmaker, and recovering political operative. In 2016, Jack was the Special Projects Director for Citizens for Trump, the largest Trump grassroots organization in the US.

          Originally from the Philadelphia area, Jack has worked for 4 presidential campaigns, as well as numerous candidates for Senate, Congress, and Governor. He is also a veteran of the US Navy with multiple deployments overseas. He is fluent in Mandarin Chinese.

          In his spare time, Jack is a science fiction aesthete, theater patron, and a proud member of #SlavRight.

          https://www.therebel.media/jack_posobiec

          • greenmanTN

            Theater Queens for Trump. Now THERE’S a movement that should gain some traction! 🙄

          • That_Looks_Delicious
          • Oscarlating Wildely

            “Originally from the Philadelphia area”
            Ah! That means we either really pissed him off and he left or a bunch of pissed off Philly boys kicked his ass one too many times– and he left.

      • Todd20036

        And oh look, that’s a Nazi hand signal. Updated so it passes the censors.

        • But Posobiec sounds Slavic and the Nazis thought they were undermenschen and marked them for extermination. Has anyone filled him in?

          • Oscarlating Wildely

            Actually, some Slavs would have been marked as slaves. I believe that there was a ranking. Poles were really low on the list. Czechs, due to the Austrian-Hungarian empire no doubt, were not quite as bad, but still shit.

      • Help me out. What does that hand signal actually mean? I can be clueless about these things.

        • Priya Lynn

          Keep reading farther down.

        • That_Looks_Delicious

          Apparently this. I just found out about this late in the US election campaign.

          https://pics.me.me/jacklyn-reeves-jacklynreeves-12-9h-powerhandprivilege-everyone-listen-up-this-16110731.png

          • John30013

            Assuming this is accurate, it only works when displayed with the right hand (otherwise you get something like “qw”). So dumbass Posobiec got it backwards (which isn’t a surprise for his ilk).

          • Oscarlating Wildely

            It also means fuck me up the ass in several cultures.
            The more you know….

      • Gerry Fisher

        Oh, how cute. Trying to trigger us liberals with a “white supremacy” sign. Desperately trying to be cool and all ironical and everything.

    • -M-

      These anti-globalization ‘nationalists’ have an awful lot of international ties. 🤔

      • That_Looks_Delicious

        Yep. The French have even coined a word for it, “the fasciosphere” (la fachosphère). And the usual cyberhaunts of the alt-right keep popping up – 4chan, Wikileaks, Breibart, online gaming forums, East European white nationalist sites,

        Here’s the article on Posobiec in Le Monde for those who read French.

        http://www.lemonde.fr/pixels/article/2017/05/06/qui-est-le-militant-pro-trump-qui-a-relaye-les-macronleaks_5123524_4408996.html

        • narutomania

          “A Washington, il travaille pour le site militant The Rebel, résolument pro-Trump et pro-Marine Le Pen, et qui reprend régulièrement des fausses informations.”

          [In Washington, he works for the militant site The Rebel, resolutely pro-Trump and pro-Marine Le Pen, who regularly take (i.e. accept) false information.”

          – – – –

          A nice slam of all three: Posobiec, Drumpf, and Le Pen.

        • Ray Taylor

          Who is the pro-Trump activist who relayed the “MacronLeaks”?
          Sympathizer of the American extreme right, used to spread false information, Jack Posobiec was one of the first well attended accounts to relay pirated material on Twitter.
          THE WORLD | 06.05.2017 at 13:13 • Updated 07/05/2017 at 7:32 |
          By William Audureau , Morgane Tual and Damien Leloup
          Jack Posobiec, the man who gave, Friday, May 5, any visibility to documents from the courier piracy campaign members of Emmanuel Macron , is not a stranger. In Washington, he worked for the militant website The Rebel, strongly supports Donald Trump and Marine Le Pen , who regularly takes false information.
          In the evening, it has broadcast its 100 000 subscribers on the network social Twitter a link to the section policy of 4chan, a gigantic forum of anonymous images where gather from Mr. Trump supporters and extreme American right , which was available for download links to the files of “MacronLeaks”. Within hours, these documents were echoed in the press of this movement in the United States, before other organizations, including WikiLeaks , in turn broadcast links.
          Politically, Jack Posobiec refuses the label “alt-right” – American nativist movement, white supremacist, sexist, anti-Semitic, conspiratorial – and claims that of “Slavright” – movement primarily located in Europe from the East, anti – Islam , racist and white supremacist.
          But earlier in the day on May 5, he published a photo of his meeting with the British Yinanopoulos Milo, former columnist at Breitbart and one of the main figures of the “alt-right”, known for its many Provocation.
          Voir l’image sur Twitter
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          Suivre
          Tanya Tay 🇺🇸 @GoTTdiva
          Happy #CincoDeMilo
          00:05 – 6 May 2017
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          M. Posobiec belongs to the sphere of the extreme right militant very present online, alongside the polemicist Milo Yiannopoulos or the complotiste Paul Joseph Watson, a member of the site Prison Planet Russophile, very influential on social networks .
          Hostile to Emmanuel Macron
          A few days earlier, on May 3 Jack Posobiec was one of the first “influential” users to relay the tax evasion rumors about Emmanuel Macron, shortly after the publication on 4chan, two documents whose authenticity n ‘ has not been proven.

          Former economy minister complained the next day and a survey preliminary was opened by the prosecutor of Paris for “false news in order to divert the votes.”
          ! After the proceedings brought by the candidate of the march, the American broadcast live video – which attracted more than 24 000 spectators – in which he calls out: “Macron, your election is in three days, why do you attack journalists instead of refuting these documents? ”
          He said the French him personally, even though it was never mentioned publicly: “Your assertion that we have forged documents is defamatory, it is a commitment to us harm , and harm our image . ”
          Saturday morning, after the release of #MacronLeaks, he did not hesitate, on his account Twitter to ask “solemnly to be heard in the French Parliament” about it.
          Suivre
          Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 ✔ @JackPosobiec
          I respectfully request to speak before the French parliament tomorrow in open session regarding the #MacronLeaks
          02:24 – 6 May 2017
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          On numerous occasions in recent weeks, he had posted messages criticizing the candidate in March!, Saying the polls placing him ahead of the vote was “rigged” or others claiming that the media French the “censored “. He also said Friday wrongly, that access to the 4chan forum was blocked in France .
          Jack Posobiec is also part of those who relayed the “pizzagate” – this story fabricated, based on emails from the campaign team of Hillary Clinton out of their context , which asserted that senior Democrats were involved in an extensive network pedophile meeting in an Italian restaurant in Washington.
          From the “trumposphère” to “fachosphère”
          Jack Posobiec of posts attracted Friday the attention of several observers within the movement “alt-right” and outside. By mid-evening, is Wikileaks gave the documents international visibility, relaying on his Twitter account – all accompanied by some curious precautionary formulas – links to documents.
          Une heure et demie après la première diffusion des fichiers sur le réseau social, deux comptes influents de la « fachosphère » ont à leur tour diffusé des liens vers les e-mails, comme le rapporte le « lab » de l’Atlantic council dans une longue analyse. Selon lui, environ 13 000 messages sur le sujet ont été publiés par une dizaine de comptes, vraisemblablement de manière semi-automatisée, dans un effort coordonné pour faire « monter » le mot-clef #MacronLeaks dans les tendances de Twitter, pour lui donner une visibilité maximale.
          Meanwhile, on some platforms where supporters of Marine Le Pen are very active, such as the popular forum of 18-25 jeuxvideo.com were encouraged users to boost the dissemination of information online, with instructions to s organize effectively.
          At the very end of the evening, just before the law does not impose candidates’ representatives to stop commenting the news and propaganda, several frames of the FN in turn broadcast messages on this “leak”. Especially Florian Philippot, who twenty minutes before midnight, evoked a “democratic sinking” in a message retweeted over 1500 times.
          “The world” and documents “MacronLeaks”
          A few hours before the end of the official campaign, Friday, May 5, thousands of internal documents attributed to the campaign of Emmanuel Macron were published on the Internet. The world could see some of these documents from a massive hacking cans personal and professional mails cadres of the movement.
          Whatever the origin of the hacking, the publication of these documents two days before the second round, the reserve period that prohibits candidates and their supporters to express clearly to disrupt the electoral process.
          Le Monde will publish the contents of any of the documents before the second round. First, because the volume of pirated material – five gigabytes of files – makes their analysis, duplication and necessary verifications throughout journalism, impossible to drive within that time. Also, and most importantly, because these files have knowingly published 48 hours before the vote, in an apparent effort to undermine the integrity of the election, at a time when key stakeholders have the legal prohibition answer any charges .
          If these documents contain revelations, Le Monde , of course, publish, after investigating, in respect of our journalistic and ethical rules, without being manipulated by the publication schedule of anonymous actors.
          William Audureau
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    • Nowhereman

      I so hope the French voters are on top of this.

      • ChrisMorley

        They have sensible election laws in France.

        On Saturday morning, France’s presidential electoral authority, the CNCCEP, asked the media to avoid publishing information from the leaked documents and reminded them of their responsibilities given the seriousness of the election.
        “The publishing of false information falls under the law, particularly criminal law,” it wrote.

        Neither candidate could comment on the hacking because of the ban on communications and polls before polling stations open at 8am on Sunday.
        Article L49 of the electoral code states it is illegal to “broadcast to
        the public by any means of electronic communication anything that could be considered electoral propaganda” or for anyone to “bring to public attention any new element of electoral argument at a time when the target has no possibility to provide a useful response before the end of the election campaign”.

        https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/may/06/emmanuel-macron-targeted-by-hackers-on-eve-of-french-election

        • Nowhereman

          Imagine if we had rules against publishing false information…especially involving elections.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    On purpose

    • MikeBx2

      Yeah, just locker room antics.

  • Ben in Oakland

    I believe it is a massive BLACK dildo.

    In the fairness of accuracy, of course.

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      It could be modeled on the mulatto dick that Ivanka was so very curious about.

  • SoCalGal20

    So Stephen Colbert is under investigation by the FCC for the BRILLIANT phrase Putin’s cock holster (I personally also loved pricktator) and Stephen Fry is being investigated for blasphemy in Ireland due to his comments about god.

    https://twitter.com/bbcnews/status/860879728584126469

    • David L. Caster

      Nothing will stick in either case.

    • Max_1

      ISIS wins!

    • McSwagg

      Ireland’s been distancing itself from its catholic-centric heritage in recent years. Maybe they will use this as the impetus to get rid of those archaic blasphemy laws.

  • canoebum

    When you’re a star, you can just grab them by the massive dildo, and they let you do it. I don’t even wait. You can do anything, and they’ll let you.

  • Rex

    Just locker room shenanigans. I’m sure nothing is going on that we all haven’t fantasizied about at one time or another.

    • Phillip in L.A.

      ‘that we all haven’t fantasized about ^or done ourselves at one time or another’

  • Beto

    The big question is, why a player of the NY Mets have a dildo? To relax? To practice? To gain skills? To train? Too many questions.

    • Phillip in L.A.

      Or maybe a teammate placed it there, knowing it would show up in the photo, and questions would be asked? ;~}

      • Beto

        Possiblly. Needs further gay-stigation.

    • David L. Caster

      It’s a rallying symbol so they can stick it to the competition.

    • licuado de platano

      I think it has something to do with batting stance.

  • Priya Lynn

    I’d like to think someone owned it who was using it as intended but it probably was just a locker room joke.

  • MikeBx2
    • Lazycrockett

      “Potsy” still looks damn fine.

      • So does Ronny!

    • KnownDonorDad

      Ha!

    • Acronym Jim

      It’s good they edited him out since Baio was the only one who didn’t look genuinely happy to be there.

    • Lazycrockett

      Where’s Chuck???

      • MikeBx2

        Poor Chuck. Written out of his own family.

  • KnownDonorDad
  • Michael R

    What people do in the privacy of a room full of naked men is their own business .

  • greenmanTN

    That’s “Giant”? Once you’ve seen someone sit on a traffic cone everything else becomes relative.

    • vorpal 😼

      IAWTC.
      Clearly I have seen some videos that others here have not.

      • greenmanTN

        Or just won’t admit to it. There have been times I have been confused about how to react. “Congratulations on your new windsock”? “I bet when the wind is up you sound like someone blowing over the top of a Coke bottle?”

        • vorpal 😼

          I know, right?
          The elasticity of certain bodily holes is simultaneously quite astounding and horrifying.

          We have an online friend who is into “stretching” and my husband has called his ass Kirby (after the video game character), as we are worried it will suck all of reality into it one day.

          • greenmanTN

            And then there is the opposite, over use of cockrings and pumpers until it’s like, “Congratulations on the sweet potato between your legs!”

            I don’t know, maybe that’s judgemental of me, but after you have had a fireplug up your ass it’s kind of hard to be impressed by an actual human penis.

          • vorpal 😼

            Cock rings are another thing that I really dislike. I see one in porn, and I am instantly kind of turned off. Pumpers, definitely not… makes the penis just look funny. Get some Cialis if you’re having issues: very effective and an awesome drug. (TMI: alcohol kills any and all desire and ability I have to have sex, but if I take a Cialis, BOOM.)

            I’ve also seen some really weird shit, like people injecting huge amounts of saline into their scrotums. Ummm… okay? Now you look like you have some weird disorder. This is sexy how?

            LOL I would imagine if you can take a pylon up the ass, any less than three penises at once (which I have also seen, and was completely amazed by the positioning required to make that work) would be about as exciting as listening to a Ben Carson speech.

          • greenmanTN

            3? Was it like a game of Tetris?

          • vorpal 😼

            LOL I think everyone scored in that round based on the shapes of the pe(ni)ices, if I recall correctly. I would imagine that a high score was probably even achieved!

          • BudClark

            I’m not particularly interested in multiples of anything … cocks, hands, dildos, etc. … I’ve tried it, and it simply doesn’t add that much to the sensations.

          • vorpal 😼

            My experience with multiples of anything is limited to pretty much nonexistent, but I have no particular appeal for it. Me and my imagination or me and one partner is plenty for this kitty’s needs (and ADHD distractible nature).

      • fuzzybits

        I’ve seen some I can’t unsee.

        • vorpal 😼

          Same here.
          Morbid curiosity has killed about six or seven of this cat’s lives.

      • Mike_in_the_Tundra

        I’m thinking of a video with fisting. Too much. I would like to unsee that.

        • greenmanTN

          Rosebud should have remained Citizen Kane movie trivia.

        • vorpal 😼

          Yeah, I have some pretty esoteric tastes, but fisting is an immediate complete turn off of gross to me.

          • BudClark

            Do some reading … REAL fisting is very spiritual and ritualistic, and also very ancient. Some really interesting stuff. Sorry I can’t give a bibliography, but my library is long-gone. It should be gentle and beautiful … not the drugged-out hole-wrecking one sees on the fisting vids.

          • vorpal 😼

            I don’t doubt your words, and I don’t begrudge you if you like it. By all means, fist away! Like heterosexual sex, though, which I’m sure is also spiritual and ritualistic and definitely ancient, it’s just not something that I’m interested in. We all have our active turn ons / turn offs. I’m willing to bet I could drag something out of my brain that would probably turn you off, too :D.

            I have plenty of friends (both straight and gay) that are into fisting, Long fist and prosper, I say: just keep those fists out of my butt! There are plenty of other things it’ll be happy to accept.

            But as a matter of curiosity, I will look up some of the history to see how it compares to what you see in porn videos of today, because now I’d like to know :-).

        • vorpal 😼

          I take it, then, that you’ve probably never seen any of the DOUBLE fisting videos out there. =shudders=

          Those are… something.

          All of this is mildly amusing to me, given your avatar.

          • Mike_in_the_Tundra

            Now the glass dildos were mildly diverting.

          • Waarki

            ‘One Man , One Mason Jar ‘ was particularly notable

          • vorpal 😼

            Agreed. Not my preferred material of choice, but I think glass dildo videos are… at least… informative?

    • Stogiebear

      Thank you. Thank you very much! I’ve been reading all of the comments thinking what the hell kind of sheltered life has that reported been living that he thinks THAT’s a giant dildo?!?!?! That’s just a started model.

  • narutomania

    Oh give me a fucking break, will ya? They are reacting as if a men’s locker room had never ever in the history of men’s interactions been the scene of some prank or a little hijinx between good mates.

    It is a dildo. So what?! Move on.

    • kareemachan

      You must be fun at parties.

      Not.

  • I’m guessing it was a “gag-gift”.

  • Maybe Joe should erase the arrow and add the tag “Where’s Dildo?”

    • Todd Allis

      Hahaha!

  • SoCalGal20

    Tom McArthur, primary author of Trumpcare, is insane enough to have a town hall this Wednesday in Willingboro, NJ. If you live in the area, I highly recommend attending. 6:30pm, JFK Center, Willingboro.

    https://twitter.com/behindyourback/status/860864396180025344

    https://twitter.com/jonfavs/status/860874474454827008

    • BobSF_94117

      Someone should ask him if he feels good about writing a law that was so meaningless that the Senate is going to throw it all away and start over.

    • William

      My congressbagger lists zilch under ‘Upcoming Events’. His last town hall was the telephone variety, he took four questions.

  • JT

    New York Mets Tweet Photo Of Giant Dildo

    Hey, guys just wanna have fun.

    • RoFaWh

      After all, dildos have a definite role in medicine.
      They are useful for treating hemorrhoids by applying sustained gentle pressure. Fisting has the same virtue, btw.

      Remember when buying a therapeutic dildo, very soft and not too thick.

  • Lazycrockett

    Pete! working the social media scene.

    https://twitter.com/bferby/status/860903239927173120

    • greenmanTN

      I initially read that hashtag as butt blitzgreig, though they aren’t all they’re cracked up to be,

  • DaddyRay

    OT: Sense8 Season 2 is good – love this tweet

    https://twitter.com/SouthernHomo/status/860893629325488129

    • Michael R
    • Ray Taylor

      I am holding off a bit before watching. Really do love the story line. Those two especially.

      • DaddyRay

        I should have paced myself – I am done with season 2 and now I have to wait for Season 3. Hopefully it will not take them 2 years

  • Off topic: I left sunny LA for overcast Seattle. I have literally never gone anywhere during good weather 😂

    • SoCalGal20

      It’s raining in L.A. this weekend. Break on Monday then rain again for Tuesday and Wednesday. So you’re not missing too much lol.

      • Mike_in_the_Tundra

        It’s really overcast.

  • Barry William Teske

    Dildo’s are people too!

    • DaddyRay

      I heard they can be kind of a dick

    • greenmanTN

      Sometimes they even get elected President.

  • Reality.Bites

    Well gosh darn it, those wooden benches are just so darn tootin’ uncomfortable. You need something latex to sit on.

  • Lazycrockett
    • SoCalGal20

      PLEASE RUN FOR GOVERNOR AND KICK HIS ASS.

      These assholes are so drunk on power on Koch largesse they think they can just do whatever the fuck they want. If you idiots knew anything about history you’d know what happens when people get fed up with your shit.

    • Ray Taylor

      Walker lives up to his reputation: A Dick.

  • I think this is really part of Bill DeBlasio’s reelection campaign somehow. Either that or “Donald Trump is from Queens and now we have a bigger one here in the Mets locker room!” Or, how about the beginnings of a New York City anti-circumcision campaign? Either way I think it is political.

  • EweTaw

    What has the world come to when people demand we explain our dildos? Isn’t it obvious they don’t need any explanation? What is wrong with people?

    • David L. Caster

      They must not be getting enough dick is all I can think of to explain it.

  • Ellipse Kirk

    Looks more like a personal casting to me. Not that I would have any experience of such things…

  • vorpal 😼
    • Ray Taylor

      Yep, he will do.

  • KevInPDX

    For a moment I was thinkin’ that might be a “do it yourself make a dildo kit” and of someone on the team but then I remembered you don’t get a set of nuts with that effort so it’s a commercial dildo.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Jock strap stretcher

  • Lantor

    I think the dildo has Peyronie’s disease.

    • Natty Enquirer

      Perhaps it’s a medical model.

      • Lantor

        That or we need to get the lucky bastard model some Xiaflex

    • William

      It’s handy for getting around corners.

      • I “knew” a guy ages ago in Munich who I nicknamed “Boomerang”…all my friends just had to see for themselves too. One of them blabbed to him about his very fitting sobriquet, fortunately he was a good sport.

    • Joseph Miceli

      Is there a “go fund me ” for the dildo?

  • bambinoitaliano

    Yet no one is shock at the pussy gawking at the back stage of a teenage beauty pageant by the shit gibbon. In fact they rewarded him the highest office in the nation.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Oh dear, could it be one of the boys forgot their toys?

  • ECarpenter

    As others have mentioned, that’s far from being a “giant” dildo. Just another case of journalistic exaggeration.

  • jm2

    In bronze no less!

    • Natty Enquirer

      Or in Brazilian.

  • Will Parkinson

    That’s quite the slider he’s got there.

  • justme

    Talk softly and carry a big ……

  • Rebecca Gardner

    LMAOROF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • dogdadny

    I think someone already suggested the Mets have dildo day. They already do! It’s called bat day.

  • andrew

    Kevin, you got some splainin to do.

    • justme

      So now he can honestly say He has a big dick!!

  • Mike_in_the_Tundra

    Giant? My husband is bigger than that.

  • OCW

    That is considered a giant one? Who knew?

  • Caliban M

    A baseball player, a jewelled crown, and a big old dildo……. I may be getting interested in sports suddenly/

  • geepster

    Kevin’s comment re: dildo, “Honestly, I don’t really know how to handle this one.”
    FYI Kevin, training’s the best part. You’ll be just fine. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4190638e58362c3383bf5c19e77f7678699bb4684a6484183c63072592a6b503.jpg

    • William

      Slowly, with plenty of lube.

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  • Harshan

    Children have “Where’s Waldo,” now adults have “Where’s Dildo.”

  • JCF

    Yankees fan: “…and also the sex toy in the locker!”

    • JCF

      Mets Dildo: I have a better curve than @MattHarvey33

      LOL (baseball joke)