Twitter Goes Off On Mike Huckabee’s Latest Assholery

TMZ reports:

Mike Huckabee has a Cinco de Mayo plan that has people hotter than a bottle of Tapatio. The former Arkansas Guv said on Twitter he’s celebrating the day by downing “an entire jar of hot salsa and watching old Speedy Gonzales cartoons and speak[ing] Spanish all day.”

It took about a second for a torrent of hate to be directed Huckabee’s way. One person wrote, “Your attempts at humor fail almost as miserably as your attempts to run for President.” Another person wrote, “Everywhere you go you should wish everyone a blessed day in Spanish by saying ‘Soy Pendejo'” … translation … I’m an idiot.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    “Please proceed, Governor.”

  • SunsetGay

    Hey! Didn’t Mike work for Fox News? These days there seems to be a lot of unsavory information going public about white men working there.

    I wonder… What skeletons does Mike have in his Fox News closet?

    • CB

      Mostly empty Cheeto bags.

  • Frostbite

    father of animal murdering psychopath says what?

  • bkmn
    • Clive Johnson

      Pretty much.

    • Mark

      Dang, huckie fits all of those!!! Well, not libertarian but child like for sure!

      • bkmn

        He knows how to blow the libertarian dog-whistles too.

  • Dave, from Canada

    Instead of drinking hot sauce, may I suggest he use it as anal lube for shoving his bible where the sun don’t shine?

    • boobert

      Why waste a perfectly good bottle of salsa? No one wants that ass.

    • coram nobis

      Mike el pendejo was talking about hot salsa. Now instead of that he should try tabasco sauce straight from the bottle (and, yes, tabasco sauce comes from Louisiana, not the state of Tabasco, but he wouldn’t know that).

  • SunsetGay

    Mike Huckabee’s face is the best cure for homosexuality and unwanted pregnancy.

    Someone should have sent that memo to JONAH and FRC.

    • bambinoitaliano

      Kim Davis disagree!

  • coram nobis

    Huckabee es un payaso.

  • Crow on a Top Hat

    Let him drink the salsa, really super duper spicy salsa that will keep him out of our hair for the next 60 years.πŸ”₯

  • Alexander Stallwitz

    Patton Oswalt somewhere commented that he believes Huckabee and Coulter and others are failed comedians which is why they feel compiled to inflict their “jokes” on social media.

  • Cackalaquiano

    Ah yes. Old white man humor.

  • Pollos Hermanos

    You should have seen the image he tweeted out for Chinese New Year.

    http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/oc%20snafu%20japanese%20fairy.jpg

  • Max_1
    • Rick

      Brilliant.

    • Bryan

      Rachel Maddow called it the “United Colors of Benetton Republican Men’s Choir.”

      • narutomania

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      • Gerry Fisher

        Peeerfect!

    • Gerry Fisher

      That was a pretty cool experiment. The only thing I tended to look for in recent days was Steve King’s face, so I could heap an extra dollop of hatred onto him. Other than that, they all might as well have been the same face.

    • HappyDance904

      HAHA I was saying OMG they all look alike!!! Then I read your comment and laughed!!

  • james1200
  • Keiffer

    If he intended to speak Spanish all day, the tweet itself should have been in espagnol so he lied before he even managed to send the tweet.

    • KCMC

      alt 164, Γ±
      EspaΓ±ol

    • liondon#iamnotatraitor

      I surprised she knew they spoke Spanish and not Mexican in Mexico.

  • KCMC
  • Rex

    His humor only plays well with the Kim Davis crowd.
    And at the trailer park weenie roast.

    • bambinoitaliano

      I’m sure Kim Davis still waiting for the favor fuck when the tub of lard use her as a platform to bid for the presidential race.

  • KCMC
    • Todd20036

      I’ll suck it.

      Hell, I am sure I’m not the only one to think that

      • Tawreos

        And you were calling me a slut earlier? OK, I am just mad that you got to him first =)

      • Ginger Snap

        My first thought too.

  • KCMC
    • Gigi

      Who’s the “fox” on the left?

      • KCMC

        el novio? y sueΓ±os, sueΓ±os son.

        • Gigi

          Seriously?

        • Jeffrey

          Don’t tease lol

        • Robincho

          This is serious. No hables mierda…

      • Jeffrey

        He’s got nice big hands.

        • Ginger Snap

          Nothing like a man with big hands.

  • skyweaver

    UDE (Unforced Dickishness Error)

  • missmobtown

    Where is Montezuma when you really need him?

    • Treant

      I’ll settle for Montezuma’s Revenge.

      • missmobtown

        Personally delivered by Montezuma himself, I’m imagining!

  • mikeinftl

    Hopefully he will choked on the salsa.

    • Thorn Spike

      Hopefully it will be from Chipotle.

  • bdsmjack

    O/T: The White House fired their head usher, a black woman appointed by President Obama.

    • CB

      Barron’s summer job.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Fuck you, pinche pendejo!

  • The Sentinel

    More comedy gold from the tool who advocated for internment camps for people living with HIV/AIDS.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    O/T I Just had to….I know, I know, the NSA and S.S. will be ever so pissed…but I’m not wrong, he’s a traitor to everything the U.S. is supposed to be.

    https://twitter.com/sirlthr69/status/860554118267621381

    • Treant

      They won’t be pissed, you didn’t threaten him. You simply pointed out the consequences of his actions should he be guilty of treason.

      Although actually, it’s more likely he gets jail time…assuming Pence or Ryan doesn’t simply pardon him instantly after assuming the office.

      • Jean-Marc in Canada

        Yeah, they would probably pardon him seconds after the verdict was read. More’s the pity.

      • Robincho

        Ask Jerry Ford how well THAT worked out…

        • Uncle Mark

          Pence was unpopular when he was failing to get re-elected in Indiana. Polls have him less popular than Drumpf (if that’s even possible.). I’m guessing that he’s used to being unpopular…as long as rewarded appropriately

    • Gil

      apologies to crows…..

    • BJORN RAGNVALDR

      We wouldn’t touch that piece shit, better call a buzzard!

    • Strepsi

      the little rainbow makes it cute tho

    • TuuxKabin

      Oh, yum.

  • Blake J Butler
  • Duh-David
    • Acronym Jim

      I love her twitter handle.

      • Duh-David

        Lots to love about that one.

    • MaryJOGrady

      Wonderful! I laughed out loud. Thank you.

  • Gigi
    • Treant

      As I always say, I’ve always wanted to enter Mexico.

      • Blake J Butler

        He’s knocking at the “back door” Should i let him in ?

        https://youtu.be/jrjKeCmXTpo

        • Treant

          I love that episode.

          “There’s a reason they call it dope, Mom and Dad.”

    • Blake J Butler

      Reblog every time.

      And the “X” marks the spot.

      YUM!!!!

      • Jean-Marc in Canada

        Taint no doubt about that πŸ˜‰

      • Skokieguy [Larry]

        Never stop!

    • ByronK

      I’d give that the finger! To start.

    • Rex

      Now I want cake(s)

  • Baylee Peach

    All the Spanish Huckabee knows is “quiero follar mi culo papi.”

    • safari

      I was thinking Yo quiero Taco Bell.

      • Baylee Peach

        I’m sure he wants a gordito anyway he can get it.

      • Rex

        I’d say he could run for the border, but he couldn’t run anywhere.

        • bambinoitaliano

          Nah he just wear that hideous family lined shirts to blend into the background.

          • Rex

            That would work at the circus.

        • Uncle Mark

          Well he does run off at the mouth a lot…and he does pretend to run for office every 4 years, so he can grift off the campaign money and attention

      • CB

        I used to see a sign on the subway: Las cucarachas entran. Pero no pueden salir!! It was for the Roach Motel. Perfect for Huckabee

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    At the Hucksterbee house… frozen yogurt anyone? Unflavored for me please…
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/416a0ea576e5e6c2705b77f3fe616c80e956c6e26eb505ee9ac3ac418c4190b7.jpg

    • Texndoc

      “FLANDERS NACHOS, well that’s cottage cheese on cucumber slices!”

  • Cuberly

    I don’t heart huckabees.

  • Blake J Butler
  • justme

    .. And that’s the GOPT’s limit of cultural understanding
    “If it ain’t white…..”

    • edrex

      “…don’t fix it.”

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    Dammit! Where is Rosario when I need her to tell him to “fuck himself” is espaΓ±ol?

    • Robincho

      Isn’t today the day you gave her two hours off to visit her ailing abuela in San Salvador?…

      • Anastasia Beaverhousen

        Thanks for the reminder to dock Driver’s pay for being late.

    • MaryJOGrady

      “Chingate, pendejo,” is one possibility.

      • TuuxKabin

        al pinche gringado.

  • KnownDonorDad

    “downing an entire jar of hot salsa”

    I think this is typical behavior for Mr. Huckabee.

    “watching old Speedy Gonzales cartoons”

    Same.

    “speak Spanish all day.”

    I call BS – I don’t believe he can speak Spanish.

  • M Jackson

    They hate so easily. I just have to hold my face for a moment and then shake
    my head, and soldier on.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
    • MaryJOGrady

      5 de mayo may be “a” celebration of Mexican independence, but the actual main date to celebrate Mexican independence in Mexico is the 16th of September, the anniversary of Miguel de Hidalgo’s kickoff of his uprising with the renowned “Grito de Dolores.”

      • TuuxKabin

        Loved listening to my dead and uncles give el grito up on 16 septiembre. They got wild.

      • Jean-Marc in Canada

        Absolutely correct, though when we were down there last year in Mexico City, there was quite the celebration. So, I just thought, why not. At least give me credit for knowing some history as opposed to the usual Corona/Sombrero laden characterizations of Cinco de Mayo in the U.S.

        • MaryJOGrady

          Credit is yours, dear Jean-Marc.
          How did you like Mexico City? (It’s one of my favorite places in the world.)

    • TuuxKabin

      Love ya’, and willing to run go between for your guy and his mom in
      Brooklyn, and thank you for the sentiment. But it is just wrong.

      Mary O’Grady has it correct.

      The main reason the U.S. ‘celebrates’ this day is because they no more wanted the French presence on the border than they currently want the Mexican presence. In Mexico, today nobody celebrates but los gringados and businesses serving tourists.

      Pretty poster tho.

  • Blackfork

    And please, Mr. christianist minister, please eat that whole jar–and I hope it gives you a layer cake of Diverticulitis and Crohn’s Disease with a heapin’ helpin’ of dysentery on top.

  • Benny S.

    Pastor Huckabee once again demonstrating “WWJD / What Would Jesus Do”.

  • leastyebejudged

    stop making assholes famous.

  • out of those responses posted above, Dan Ozzi’s was the best. ouch!

  • netxtown

    another national embarrassment. SMGDH

    • MaryJOGrady

      I think he’s been a national embarrassment for years.

  • popebuck1

    Of course you realize this is exactly the reaction he was after, right? Now he has the satisfaction of having annoyed/”enraged” the libtards, which is now a Republican policy goal in and of itself.

  • gwhiz007

    Today’s consolation prize…this colossal ass didn’t come close at all to the Presidency.

  • Gianni

    Go right ahead, Mike, and I hope when you shit that out, you take off like a bottle rocket!

  • fuzzybits

    Drink a jar of bleach!

  • Hank
  • juanjo54

    Someone needs a hananero suppository, pinche hijo de la chingada. Chupame la verga.

  • trouble94114

    Huckleberry… Instead of gulping down some watered down jar of manufactured salsa, let me recommend a bottle of drain cleaner with a bleach chaser.

  • LarryChemEngr

    The retarded fuck is just desperately seeking media attention. He just can’t help himself.

  • kareemachan

    Well, they like to kill dogs, so….

  • JCF

    For your boss and you, Huckster:

    http://i.giphy.com/Uaa8DuFxIbAoo.gif

    [“your people’s culture of wearing khakis from Sears”: hey HEY! I resemble that remark.]

  • NMNative

    Ola, Huckabee: Vete a la mierda gilipollas