Franklin Graham Attacks Democrats For Proposed Ex-Gay Torture Ban: Homosexuality Is An Abomination

“Now Democrats are proposing a bill to ban conversion therapy in the United States, saying that LGBTQ people were born perfect. Actually, they are very misled. We were all born imperfect, with sinful natures β€” yet loved by God who offers us forgiveness and wholeness through faith in His Son, Jesus Christ.

“Homosexuality is defined by God as sin, an abomination to Him. There’s one ‘conversion therapy’ that works for all sin, and that is asking Jesus Christ to come into our hearts. He can transform and heal our lives, making us new. The Bible tells us, ‘Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation. The old has passed away; behold, the new has come’ (2 Cor. 5:17).” – Franklin Graham, posting to his Facebook page.

See my story about the proposed national ban on ex-gay torture here.

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  • Lazycrockett
  • Chucktech

    Derpity homo derp derp, Jesus, you fuckers are so tired.

    We were all born imperfect, with sinful… Hang on sparky, ya lost me at sinful.

  • Canadian Observer

    Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? – Attributed to Henry II

  • Lazycrockett

    He’s wearing blended fibers!!!!! Stone Him!!

  • Ronald Reagan is Dead!
  • CraigNJ

    But I thought god didn’t make mistakes.

  • grada3784

    The only thing conversion therapy works well on is religious belief.

    • canoebum

      It converts the money from your bank account to theirs. That’s about it (except for a few teen suicides, but..hey if you want to make an omelet…am I right?)

  • netxtown

    Well jesus kriste. Let me go fuck a woman – any ol’ woman will do. It’s not about her – it’s all about me not having sin. I’ll be saved from my big sin.

    Fuck you douchebag.

    • Todd20036

      Actually, my own father tried that stunt with me. “Todd, I just wish you’d marry someone and have kids… even if it means you have sex with men on the side.”

      THere’s a reason I don’t mourn his death very much

      • vorpal 😼

        LOL you should have asked him if that’s what he did.

        • kevin vincent

          Telling that he would apparently bee okay with adultery and fake marriages huh?

          • Bad Tom

            Fake honor is valued more than an honest life.

          • thatotherjean

            More about his saving face than about his son’s homosexuality, then.

        • Todd20036

          I doubt he actually did that.

          But he might have WANTED to do that….

      • kevin vincent

        So wait, he basically told you he would rather you marry someone under false pretenses and basically ignore any and all marriage vows and commit adultery than live as a gay man?

        • Todd20036

          Nailed it. When I told my mother about this conversation after his death, she understood my disdain for him.

      • Mike_in_the_Tundra

        That’s horrible.

    • McSwagg

      According to their Wholly Babble, if you rape her you can compel her to marry you. Her forgiveness is irrelevant so long as you pay her father the bride price.

  • Do Something Nice

    OT, but this means war, you fucking orange bitch:

    And from what I’ve read, Argentina capitulated to Trump.

    Trump Administration Pressures Argentina To Rescind Award To Former President Jimmy Carter

    • netxtown

      what a fucking asshole. ITMFA!

      • Do Something Nice

        It is so outrageous that I’m wondering if it is a diversion.

    • RoFaWh

      I am repeatedly reminded of the efforts of her successors as pharaoh to expunge Hatshepsut’s image and cartouche wherever carved.

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      I read about that. In the article I read they said they can’t think of another instance where a sitting president ever did that to a former president. But like everything else about Trump, none of this is normal.

    • Do Something Nice

      Trump is blaming his failures on the Constitution, calls Erdogan in
      Turkey to congratulation him on his winning an election that observers
      say is another step towards dictatorship, and pressures Argentina to not
      give Carter an award for his work in condemning the Argentine
      military dictatorship. Anyone else see a theme emerging?

      • McSwagg

        “Emerging …?” It’s in full bloom.

  • Mark NΓ©e Fuzz

    What kind of conversion-torture therapy does he propose for sinful people who were born heterosexuals? Yeah, attending his church might be painful but it’s not the same thing except for the fact it doesn’t work either.

  • crewman

    Your bronze-age, goat-herder mythology is an abomination in the modern world.

  • Sam_Handwich

    suck a dick already. get it out of your system

    • Goodboy

      He is already. He’s sucking his loony base hard.

  • JT

    Shove that abominable book up your abominable ass.

    • Mike_in_the_Tundra

      I really don’t see the connection between Abraham and something from the Leviticus code. They were separated by hundreds of years.

      • JT

        I hope there was a /s there.

        • Mike_in_the_Tundra

          Not really. One of the classes I took in college was comparative religions. I found it fascinating. The descendants of Abraham formed three of the major religions, but Abraham was not really connected to the forming of any religion. Although, I have to admit one of the things about Abraham was his discussions with God.

          • JT

            Genesis has numerous passages about Abraham. It’s part of their book. That’s the connection.

          • BlindBill

            the key is “their book” … this man who maintains wealth by selling religion does not comprehend that in the USA his idea of religious dogma is NOT universal … and fake treatment that has proven to be harmful should not be a cash cow to the likes of “Mr Crazy eyes”

          • Adam King

            Abraham didn’t have descendants–because he wasn’t real– only people who believed in a mythical patriarch figure.

          • Mike_in_the_Tundra

            Now that is something with which I can agree, but it is a good story.

      • Adam King

        Abraham never existed. He’s a mythical figure.

        • Yes and no. There is mitochondrial Eve. Real and mythical at once.

          • Adam King

            Mythical Eve is mythical. Mitochondrial “Eve” is named after mythical Eve. Neither has anything to do with Abraham, who’s male and mythical.

          • Male, and mythical and, just like mitochondrial Eve(s 9 of them), he may be the Adam of us all.

      • I hope they gave him three jolts. There’s three of ’em in there, ya know.

        • DesertSun59

          You win.

    • denbear00

      That looks a little like Weev. Very appropriate.

  • 2patricius2

    “We were all born imperfect, with sinful natures…” And your “sinful nature,” Mr. Graham, is bigotry and a perverse hatred for LGBT people, and a perverse greed that blinds you to the needs and rights of other people. It is not love that is “sinful,” it is hatred.

  • Statistics Palin

    Why is there never a tribe of cannibals when you need one to deal with a missionary?

  • Henry Auvil

    Son of a grifter man.

    • greenmanTN
      • That_Looks_Delicious

        Is that Betty Bowers at 0:42? That would be so awesome if it were.

        • greenmanTN

          Yes, it is. Deven Green is her name.

          Before she was the face of Betty Bowers she did a voiceover of a Brenda Dickson tape from the 80s.

          And now she’s done one of Melania…

          • That_Looks_Delicious

            That was soooo hilarious. Thank you. Thank you.

            LOL especially hard at “That was acting. Thank you.”

          • greenmanTN

            I might not be able to tell you what day of the week it is but I store odd facts like the lint trap on a tumble drier. If it weren’t for the sports questions I would kill at Trivial Pusuit. Unfortunately my answer to all sports questions is “Who gives a shit?” πŸ˜‰

          • greenmanTN

            OK. Just stick with me for a moment here. This is one of my geek things so I have to get it out of my system before it festers and you wouldn’t want that, would you?

            I reallly can’t help myself. it’s a compulsion.

            There is a Icelandic band called Sigur Ros. One of their videos is about two boys who fall in love (relating back to the other video I linked) under difficult circumstances. The title apparently translates as “A Good Day For An Airstrike,” though what that has to do with boys falling in love I don’t know. But the video is beautiful even if you don’t understand the words, and frankly the world could use more videos of boys falling in love so I’m not going to be picky about it.


            Hey, at least I didn’t go on one of my Titanic lectures. πŸ˜‰

  • JW Swift

    They keep talking about what Gawd wants as if it’s supposed to apply and be enshrined in law for the entire country. Not all of us are members of your church or have ANY interest in being adherents to your religion. And since the country was founded upon the principles of religious freedoms, why the hell would we change our laws to the whims of any one religion? Why don’t they get this simple idea, and keep blathering on about what Gawd wants?

    • Reality.Bites

      Graham doesn’t have a church. Being pastor of a church demands dealing with REAL people not scamming strangers for money.

      • McSwagg

        Real churches have expenses, like maintenance and upkeep, utilities, taxes (Nope! Not those!), etc. Graham’s scam is pure grift in that it avoids all those unnecessary drains on his profits.

    • JWC

      they want you to change cuz they won’t

  • JWC

    Therefore, IF, anyone is in Christ, he is a NEW creation. The OLD has passed away. The NEW has come @ Cor 2. 5:17.1.Franklin read the up grade NEW refers to LGBT standards and OLD refers to your tired shopp worn ridiculoue

  • vorpal 😼

    Stop pushing your Christian agenda onto innocent, impressionable children who haven’t yet had the opportunity to develop critical thinking skills.

    Christians are recruited, and not born.

    • Chucktech

      They freely admit that’s the only way their scam works.

      • JT

        Drumpf is the Sodomite-in-Chief.

      • Kenster999

        San Francisco (“Sodom by the Sea”) gives out a ton of help to homeless people — making it one of the least Sodom-like cities around.

        • Nic Peterson

          Is that why imaginary god doesn’t send droughts, tornados, hurricanes and flooding to SFO. Or is it because teh ghey control the weather?

          • coram nobis

            Just fog: the upside is that the City rarely gets hot or freezing weather. So it’s a very comfortable place indeed. And this year, no drought. Maybe God or FSM is sending a message to the rest of the country.

          • Nic Peterson

            FSM says: take this carbonara, for it is delicious…

          • coram nobis

            And a caponata also serves quite well, warm or cool.

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    • prixator

      They are brainwashed at an impressionable age.

      One of the few good things my parents did is to not indoctrinate me in any religion. I thank Dog for that!

      • McSwagg

        My mother got pissed at the catholic church over the vatican 2 reforms and we quit going for about a decade. Otherwise, I might have been an alter boy with all that goes with that “honor”.

        • prixator

          Ha! I think the main reason that I wasn’t “churched” is that my mother was a lutheran and my father was raised catholic. They married in 1951. For years, my father’s unmarried sister sent him letters telling him he was living in sin and his children were illegitimate.

          She finally did get married – to a lutheran… a divorced one, too! The hypocrisy was astounding but never acknowledged.

          • Octoberfurst

            It’s only bad when someone else does it.

    • Librarykid

      Original sin is a Christian invention to sell their salvation. It is total bullshit.

  • greenmanTN

    Hold on, let me look… Nope! All out of fucks to give!

    • Halou
    • McSwagg

      My New Year’s resolution this year was to eliminate the giving of fucks from my daily life. I haven’t given one fuck to these fuckwits in months.

      • greenmanTN

        There really is no point to it. No matter what you do they are going to have a wild hair up their ass, they are beyond reason, their minds can’t be changed, so don’t bother with them and just go about your business.

        Ironically, chances are good at least half of them will get caught schtupping someone under aged, probably male, and you get to say “Well, it’s not like I didn’t see that coming from a mile off!” πŸ™„

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    This is why more people are leaving Christianity.

  • SoCalGal20
  • HZ81

    Fuck you and your magic, asswipe.

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  • SoCalGal20

    So glad I decided to spend today sciencing at the San Diego Natural History Museum in Balboa Park! πŸ™‚

    • MBear

      Just down the street from you. If you see an old, wizard-bearded “goth on holiday” with butt-white feet in his flip flops….probably me.

      • SoCalGal20

        Haha are you in the park?

        • MBear

          I might be later. My SoCal place is a 15min walk from the park…i get my exercise there.

          The butt white feet scream “Canadian tourist”.

          • SoCalGal20

            Nice! Let me know if you pass through later and maybe we can meet up! Lots of people out in the park today (of course).

          • ScottSinEC

            Hey! Why didn’t anyone tell me the SD contingent of JMG Fan Club was meeting today? Here I was, sweating my butt off in East County when I could have been at the Park? Hope you had a great day!

          • SoCalGal20

            Well, I had no idea there were people in East County who wanted to get together lol.

            Seriously, though, the SD JMG contingent should plan a meetup sometime.

        • JCF

          “What Happens in Balboa Park… (yada yada)”

    • Natty Enquirer

      I miss Balboa Park. Many years ago, I worked in the box office at the Old Globe. It was such a lovely place to go to work.

      • SoCalGal20

        What a great place to work! My favorite place in San Diego. Historic, so many things to see and do, great people watching. It’s actually my favorite city park that I’ve been to anywhere.

        • Natty Enquirer

          Here’s what it looked like after it was built in 1915.

          • SoCalGal20

            Recognizable today. I drove through that arch in the background today and that tower is part of the Museum of Man. πŸ™‚

  • Richard Rush

    Franklin Graham is every bit as delusional and/or fraudulent as the people who authored the Bible, and the people who later decided on the specific contents of the book.

  • PR

    Hateful racist closet pederast.

  • bmoore4026

    And his words damage any impressionable youth listening to him who is struggling with their sexuality.

    Now, who wants to eat some lobster while wearing mixed fiber clothes?

  • teedofftaxpayer

    I’m all for them using the gay “conversion” on him. I think he would enjoy it.

    • northern_neighbour

      He would do best with the one flew over the cuckoo’s nest variety, but it works better without the anaesthetic, I’ve heard!

  • MikeBx2

    Let Jesus convert you and you’ll get to spend eternity in Christian heaven. No thanks.

    • RJ (TO)

      I can barely tolerate the time I spend with them now.

    • McSwagg

      The JWs banged on my door again today. I didn’t answer as I knew it was them. They’re as regular as clockwork.

      • Vista-Cruiser

        Fortunately, my German Shepherd mix has learned to growl at evangelists.

        • McSwagg

          I’ve been wanting to adopt a dog. That’s just one more good reason to add to the list.

  • RJ (TO)

    If Graham and his kind are what a person becomes after “asking Jesus Christ to come into our hearts” I’ll pass, thanks.

    • Cattleya1

      Graham’s heart is about the size of a gnat’s navel… Jeebus must be one little guy.

  • Natty Enquirer

    1. Invent the disease.
    2. Sell the cure.
    3. Make lots of money and pass it down to your children.

    • MikeBx2


    • McSwagg

      They don’t even sell the cure because they keep flogging the guilt to keep you hooked.

  • Christ: what an asshole.

  • Paul

    Pat Robertson doesn’t have much time left, so all of the evangelical baby boomers are trying to vye for his title of Theocratic Kook.

    Graham looks like he might be the winner of the competition, but I’m sure Perkins will try to give him a run for his money.

  • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

    β€˜Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation. The old has passed away; behold, the new has come’ (2 Cor. 5:17).”
    Which nicely wipes out all the shit from Leviticus, then.

    • grada3784

      You missed the fine print. That’s only for straights.

    • Natty Enquirer

      Does that mean Moses’ commandments are out, too? Really, I find these attempts to save the appearances quite absurd.

      • Elsewhere1010

        Yes. According to the gospels (all written after his death, in some cases a looooong time after) Jesus brought a whole new ballgame. As fulfillment of the law (the Old Testament) and as a sacrifice to God, he wiped out the old and replaced everything with his own teachings. Which, of course, is way too dangerous and subversive to actually be practiced.

      • Paula Key

        The lawyer asked this question to Jesus in the Parable of the Good Samaritan. Which one is the greatest commandment? Jesus told him that all the Commandments can be reduced to three: Love God, Love Neighbour, Love Self. If any of the Ten Commandments are broken, they fall into one of these three categories.

    • Hue-Man

      Never trust 2 Corinthians!

      • Adam King

        Those 2 Corinthians keep sneaking off together and doing who-knows-what behind the manger.

  • Well, yes, according to the Bronze Age Testament you have to destroy homosexuals. But then if your oven is ever touched by a rodent, you must destroy it too. Not the rodent. The oven!

    By the way, Franklin, how many dishwashers do you have? You don’t put dishes that have touched dairy products into the same dishwasher as dishes that have touched meat products, do you?? ABOMINATION!!!!

    • Bad Tom

      You must also have separate sets of dishes.

      • Ever have a kosher cheeseburger? Just put a piece of parchment paper on top of the burger patty before putting the slice of cheese on it. As long as none of the cheese comes in contact with the beef, it’s still kosher. Then when you eat it, first remove the parchment paper and cheese and set it aside on a dairy dish. Then eat the burger, thoroughly rinse out your mouth, and wait four hours before eating the cheese. Delicious!! And completely biblical.

        • Bad Tom

          The four hours is so your digestive system remains kosher?

          • Yes. It’s not that long, considering that as I kid I had to wait 12 hours after my last meal before eating Jesus.

          • Bad Tom

            Which flavor of Catholic were you? None of my Catholic friends ever mentioned that particular little torture.
            Once a week would be bad enough. But a devout family might torture their children several times a week.

          • McSwagg

            Fasting before receiving communion is in the RCC dogma, as is abstaining from sexual intercourse for married couples. Otherwise, you were considered impure and ineligible to take communion. It’s probably in Orthodox dogma also. It all ties back to the belief in transubstantiation, the belief that the bread and wine magically become the actual body and blood of Jesus and not just a symbol.

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          • McSwagg

            Yeah, catholic cannibalism at it’s finest.

          • Ah, those pre-Vatican 2 days in Latin. Yes, we attended mass often.

            My husband is an ex-priest. He was in the seminary when the change-over from Latin to English took place. Previously at supper during grand silence they ate while a lector read from the Lives of the Saints in Latin. But once it was switched to English, both the faculty and seminarians got to listen to how ridiculous some of that pious nonsense was. And if trying not to snicker during grand silence wasn’t hard enough, one night the lector screwed up one of the words. He was reading about the life of a saint who supposedly reached into a burning brazier and plucked out a hot coal without getting burned. Only he misread it thus: “And she did reach forth and pluck a hot coal from her blazing brassiere.” As a result even the stuffy faculty was choking and spitting soup.

      • Reality.Bites

        My aunt had little patience with people who were kinda, sorta, kosher instead of completely non-kosher as my family was. So to people who’d say “We keep kosher at home, but we eat out in non-kosher restaurants” she’d reply, “Your dishes will go to heaven.”

    • Paula Key

      great ammunition!

  • Blake J Butler

    Renowned psychologists would disagree with you. Since after all the injustices in this country were committed in the name of christianity, genocide of the Natives, enslavement of Africans brought here to work on plantations for lazy white owners, a patriarchal society where women were treated like property and denied opportunities on the basis of their lack of a penis.

    Abomination, justification in your little bible, all been done before, and this time it is no different, just another target used by the willfully ignorant to treat people like shit because they don’t look and act like they came off a assembly line, cookie cutter inside and out. Exactly the same in every form. Ridicule and demonize the different.

    He is a dinosaur, a throwback to a time in America where it was perfectly normal to be racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. The world is passing them by with our world being more prevalent and inclusive towards people, and acknowledging that injustices persist in this country. A time when certain people knew their “place” in this country if they weren’t a white, straight, christian, male.

    They are lost in a world they aren’t recognizing as theirs, as fellow dinosaurs die off, along with their stone age beliefs.

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  • Elsewhere1010

    Actually, Franklin Graham is an abomination before the Lord, and it has to do with removing Christ from Christianity. Unless your church practices feeding the hungry, clothing the naked, and sheltering the homeless,turning the other cheek (and we won’t even get into humility and compassion) all you got is a religion, which is a poor fucking substitute.

    • JWC

      But good for Fun and PROFIT

    • thatotherjean

      Not to mention, Franklin Graham is a hateful old fool, like much of the rest of his family.

  • Dot Beech

    The Graham Crime Family is an abomination. Grifters and charlatans, every one.

    • Adam King

      Hence Republican right-wingers.

  • -M-

    Whether or not homosexuality ‘is an abomination’* is a completely separate issue from the fact that so called “reparative therapy” is nothing but dangerous harmful quackery and minors need to be protected from abuse by frauds taking advantage of their parents’ fears and ignorance.

    *according to your interpretation of your religion’s dogma.

  • Ernest Endevor

    Jesus Christ can suck my cock.

    • Adam King

      I can’t tell you how many imaginary people who never existed have sucked my cock over the years.

      • Ben in Oakland

        It’s not that they never existed, it’s just that you can remember only so many before you start forgetting

        • Gianni

          I see that condition as my personal hard drive needing more storage capacity.

          • Ben in Oakland


  • Blake J Butler

    Representative Ileana Ros-Lehtinen to retire from Congress

  • Dave, from Canada

    Damn. I was looking for a nice punk rock song; Bend over for Jesus!

    But any kind of searching for that gets you some strange results on my browser… Dunno why.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    Notice that he never tries to make pork illegal or tattoos or any of the things his base indulges in.

  • You know, this Jesus coming into your heart stuff can’t be true. First of all, anybody coming into your heart would kill you. And secondly, Jesus would have to be over 2,000 years old by now, and he couldn’t possibly still have that much flexibility left. Although he did float up into the clouds, so maybe he got deep-frozen in space. But still. After thawing out from something like that, who in their right mind would be thinking about going into someone’s chest?

    • jefe5084

      it is probably twisted stolen imagery from the Maya or Aztecs. Who knows. Christianity seems to be a lazy religion that just adopts stuff from everyone else. Not original at all. No deep thinkers here. I wish Joseph Campbell was still around to explain this stuff to me. But, alas he left in the 80’s.

      • Natty Enquirer

        Way back before the Mesoamericans to Egypt and the cult of Osiris. The god who conquers death and offers immortality to his followers is an ancient narrative.

        • Paula Key

          Thanks Ritorna and Natty and Jefe5084 – This is something that the vast majority of Christians ignore or are ignorant of the fact.

      • Yeah. Jesus is the Judeo-Roman version of Mithras, who was the Hindu-Persian version of Horus, who was the Egyptian god who, to his credit, was an original myth. But we stuck with Jesus because merry Christmas is easier to pronounce without lisping than merry Mithrasmas or merry Horusmas.

    • Paula Key

      The spirit of Jesus?

      • Why? Don’t tell me he died again!?

        • northern_neighbour

          Absolutely … Christianists murder him over and over again, every single day.

          They can’t nail him back onto the cross fast enough to to keep up with screechings of the Evangelical hucksters.

  • david fairfield

    YOU. And your ilk are an abomination. With all due respect…..DROP DEAD.

  • TampaDink

    Wondering if/when Roy Zimmerman will be adding another verse to his classic song, “Ted Haggard Is Completely Heterosexual”, about Frankie Graham.

  • MikeBx2

    Falwell, Jr and Graham are two peas in a pod. I hope their support of Trump’s disastrous presidency not only bankrupts their organizations, but Evangelical churches too. Hopefully there will be a mass exodus from those hypocrites.

    • Todd20036

      Cannot argue with that.

      Sure, he’s raped, committed adultery, committed incest, cannot quote the bible, committed fraud, cheated, stole, and wished his opponents were killed.

      But that actually fits right in with most evangelicals.

  • j.martindale

    What is Really needed is conversion therapy to treat Christians for their demented religion.

  • Gerry Fisher

    Abomination? No. For more info, see Science.

  • JWC

    I mainitain, and facts bear it out, the Bible , per se, was writthen over a 400+ year endeavour. It was wtitten by a myriad of scholars,, story tellers, and entertainers. Written word, if it exsisted at all, more than likely symbols and drawings or word of mouth. As communities were scattered and small it would take many days to travell from one to the other. Eventually new dialects and or languages were encountered requiring a translation of these symbols and words, often the original meaning lost in translation. Now they want you to believe this is the Word of GAWD What if,for example the word “CELEBRATE” was mistranslated as “CELEBATE”

    • Steve Teeter

      Most infamous mistranslation: Isaiah 7:14 “Behold, a virgin shall conceive, and bear a son, and shall call his name Immanuel.”

      This is supposed to foretell the birth of Jesus, though read in context it doesn’t. But the word translated as “virgin” is wrong. It just means “young woman;” there is another word in Hebrew for “virgin.”

      But from this one word we get the whole cult of the Virgin Mary, obsession with sexual purity, priestly celibacy, and in general two thousand fucking years of sexual neurosis infecting all of western civilization.

      All because hundreds of years ago some fuckup making a translation didn’t know Hebrew as well as he should have.

      • JWC

        Thats why the Holly Bibble is open to free in expression

        • Paula Key

          If Franklin read the Bible, he would know that Jesus at the age of 12 years (Bar Mitzvah) was arguing with the priests in the Temple. This was his right. Unfortunately, everyone is sinful in the eyes of Franklin – should they interpret the Bible in other ways.

          • JWC

            The Republican religious have the knowledge that they are right and it’s up to everyone else to change to their Dogma

  • dcurlee

    No the abomination here is you fleecing millions of dollars from naive people

  • jefe5084

    So when is this asshat and all the other asshat preachers going to accept their Jesus and stop teaching hate, intolerance, and love of money and political power above all else? Just wondering. I wonder about such things.

    • Treant

      Around the time it stops earning them money, at which point they’ll move on to a new grift.

      • jefe5084

        So, there’s no end in sight. Bigly Sad.

  • Cuberly

    OT: The NYT posts another straight older white dudes living in a bubble that luvs them some Trump piece.

    Then you read the article and they seem convinced they’re hurting or being ignored and yet they still have steady income via their spouses, hell they even own a business.

    Again, we’re supposed to reach out to these people, why?

    • jefe5084

      I don’t know. that article must have been printed after i cancelled my subscription because NYT saw a need to hire a lying climate change denier to spread his gospel. As if we don’t hear enough non-science based BS on that every f###in day.

      Just another insult to my delicate little self. I decided they didn’t need my money that badly.

      • Cuberly

        I read his most recent piece, my eye-roll almost scrapped the ceiling. It’s obvious he comes from that ever so prevalent school of right-wing discontents.

        He doesn’t cite facts to back his argument, he even avoids incorporating science into his piece yet declares if you chastise climate-change critics you’re demeaning the meaning of science. Odd how he ignores science and demands that non-science based opinion is a relevant scientific consideration.

        Like I said, he just bitches and moans about the horrid liberals and the evil scientists hell bent on their own special interests. It was pathetic.

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      One of the many great ironies of Trump is that he himself is totally a creature of the big cities and couldn’t care less about places like Ambridge and would never have set foot in any of those places if Reince and Kellyanne and his other aides hadn’t forced him.

      • Cuberly

        And the straight older white dudes could care less. How many EOs have been signed that already give these fellas the finger? They still don’t care.

        The cognitive dissonance sort of feeds off itself. The circle of derp.

  • bkmn
  • Cuberly

    I still haven’t figured out how and why they can get away with referring to it as “therapy”. It has no educational or philosophical base other than religious brain-washing.

  • Gianni

    I would like these holier-than-thou hate mongers to be asked what would they do if they were able to completely wipe out all the gay people and stop any more from entering their world, how would they make such good livings off the fools who hang on their every suggestion? Gay people are the best money-makers they have. Who would take our place for their constant condemnation and blame for the ills of the world and still keep them living so high off the hog? Who would threaten the holy and self-righteous lives of their loyal supporters who keep sending them money so God will protect their world from our brand of evil? Good thing the Christian mouthpieces, like Franklin, know that it will never happen and we will always be there to fuel their livelihood.

  • I was most certainly not “born perfect”. Did anyone actually say that? Or is it just another strawman. I am not perfect, but I am what I am. *cues maestro*

    • M Jackson

      I’m more in the mood to hear Hearn sing the Sweeney Todd song about murdering the clergy.

  • Gigi

    “You can safely assume that you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.”

  • Happy_Housewife

    “We were all born imperfect, with sinful natures”

    And some of us were born with silver spoons in our mouths because of scam “ministries” that our daddies perpetrated on the gullible. And we have to keep pushing that scam ministry to keep us in gold plate and keep the IRS out of our business.

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    We get it: you hate gays. Guess what? The LGBT community and their allies hate you right back. Keep your nose in our mega church and concentrate on fleeing your flock, something you seem to do very well.

    • northern_neighbour

      Lily Allen expressed it beautifully in her disarmingly appropriate anthem to the haters. …

      And yeah, ain’t it so true that these pastors DO mostly concentrate on fleecing their sheep … but achieve it by stomping all over minority communities and the LGBT tribe is their huge weapon to convince the hapless sheep that they are morally superior to others. Always got a find a sacrifice to throw under the bus, no?

      “Won’t someone Puhleeze find me someone to …. hate! ” with apologies to Queen’s beautiful song which features the opposite emotion.

      • Wynter Marie Starr

        I’ll be frank with you; I don’t understand the hatred over gay or trans people. Their book of mythology mentions divorce much more often, yet no one is screaming to take away the rights of divorced people.

        I’m a straight woman and I never thought twice when friends came out to me. I loved them before and that didn’t prevent me from continuing to love them. Maybe it’s because religion has never played a large role in my life except to make it clear to me that I didn’t want to be religious.

        It has to be about the money. It’s the only thing that makes sense.

  • Ninja0980

    Fuck you and your book.

  • Mikey

    the ONLY part of the Bi-bull that calls homosexuality an “abomination” (and that’s an extremely iffy translation of the original) is ALSO the one that says that you are an abomination if you cut your hair, touch a pig skin, wear glasses to read scripture, eat shellfish, mix two types of cloth, etc…

    And guess how many times any text attributed to Jesus himself deals with homosexuality? None.

    So don’t conflate the old testament/Torah with Jesus’ teachings.

  • Superman

    How do you solve a problem like Franklin?

    • northern_neighbour

      Karma’s gonna take him down, one of these times, and that time, really, CANNOT come too soon!

  • Claude Jacques Bonhomme
  • DaveMiller135

    Franklin, it would go a long way toward convincing me that it’s actually possible to change one’s innate sexuality, if you would convert to Gay, and Suck My Dick!

    • northern_neighbour

      Nice enough of you to volunteer Dave , but sorry, out of personal self respect I’m going to take an ABSOLUTE PASS on such compassion for this Evil Manipulator, filled as he is to the brim with SATAN.

      Let Franklin suck his own dick, in total isolation from any human. Let him be shunned.

      (And let some one who loves you without judgement have the celebration of honouring yours! )

  • M Jackson
  • Mark Moore

    His god is an abomination. What a pervert. Cuts of the end of little boy’s penises, pedophile, slaver, torturer, genocidal maniac. What an abomination God is. Good thing he is imaginary.

    • coram nobis

      Oh, the Crusades, the witch hunts, the inquisition, the Thirty Years’ War, those were not imaginary.

      • jefe5084

        Plus all the shit they pulled with indigenous people in the Western Hemisphere from the Eskimos all the way down through what is now Canada and U.S. to Tierra Del Fuego and every damned place in between.

      • northern_neighbour

        Sadly all tragically true and bestial.

        Not the work of an imaginary God however … the work of evil men worked into a lather of hatred by even more evil RELIGIOUS MONSTERS of the cloth.

        Yeah… monsters just like fuckin’ Franklin.

        So there is NO God, but Death is real enough. Franklin will find that out in due course.

        Don’t worry about it though. Frank, you dumb evil fuck … some of the evil you do will live on after you.

        That is what ‘Christianist’ fucks like Graham mean by “eternal” life!

  • Bearsplainin’

    I’ve been to the Franklin Graham Library in Charlotte. Library my fat ass, it was a damn museum to show off all the cool stuff he got from celebrities in his lifetime (idolatry much?). Then there was a fun video at the beginning and end of the tour telling us we’re going to hell unless we repent and a creepy talking mechanical cow. The only thing I enjoyed seeing were the goats, and I’m pretty sure they were there against their will. Good times!

  • kaydenpat

    Not that I believe this to be true but so what if homosexuality is a sin? This is not a theocracy and the government’s job is not to cure people of their sin

  • Michael

    With every sin there’s an obvious “wrong” to it to which we do not have to point to the Bible to explain why it’s a sin.

    Homosexuality does not fall into that category.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Remember, religions want their flock to procreate to expand the flock and take over. I think this had something to do with it.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Actually, I was born perfect.

  • David in Tucson

    Franklin Graham is the real abomination!

  • Jack

    Abominations are for the churches to deal with. A law prohibiting bacon would be dealt with swiftly. But Jews and Muslims and SDAs can stand on corners and condemn its consumption. Because religion!

    By the same token, torturing gays is for the churches to do. And many do it really, really well.

  • coram nobis

    Franklin Grahamcracker is conflating religious belief with civil law. Someone should tell him that a Doctor of Divinity doesn’t practice medicine.

  • Larry in Oklahoma

    I think I read that gluttony, adultery, coveting, stealing, robbing, eating pork, eating shell seafood, and many other things are also discouraged. I know Franklin has done some of those.
    Franklin is equating an abomination to sin. It is not the same thing. “Abomination” wasn’t even in the original bible. “Abomination” means something that is socially unacceptable. He really needs to research this. And stop being a grifter of his daddy’s money.

  • Luther Kreiger

    “Golly gosh, if I just repeat my hateful trash ideology again and again with slightly different words surely I’ll eventually strike that one time that magically turns everyone as evil as me!”

  • Secure

    Billy Graham, Franklin Graham, and Pat Robertson – all brainwashing, religious, money-grubbing assholes from Virginia that have been ruining lives for decades. Fucking bastards.

  • Steverino

    Franklin doth protest too much. He cannot get his hands around too many Benjamins.

  • TheManicMechanic

    What the world needs now, is dead, dead Christianists. It’s the only thing that there’s just too little of.

  • Amanda B. Rekendwith
  • Talisman

    “We were all born imperfect, with sinful natures”

    This is what’s wrong with Christianity, in a nutshell.

  • bsinps
    This one’s for you Franklin Graham

  • JCF
  • Well, there is what Franklin says. And then there is what Herrymon Maurer says. I will take Herrymon. Only Saint I ever met.
    We are not the dogs of God but his children. Prophetic religion has to do with relationships, not observances, with awe not belief, with love not guilt, with life not property, With the Way not moralism. Obedience to the Way is indeed of great use if it is freely given, but of no use if it is compelled. – Herrymon Maurer

  • StudioTodd

    STOP YOUR GODDAM LYING!! No democrat (or anyone else) ever said that conversion therapy should be banned because gay babies are “perfect.”

    They’ve said it should be banned because it doesn’t work and can actually harm the individual upon whom it is inflicted. No amount of jesus or praying or wishing REALLYREALLY hard will change anyone’s sexual orientation. No matter how much you hate it, no matter how distasteful you find it, you cannot change it. You can only succeed in making the victim of your twisted deviant theology hate himself.

    Christians have so little faith in their religion that they resort to lying without hesitation. Sorry your belief system is so flawed, unconvincing, easily refuted and dwindling in acceptance, but your lies aren’t helping your case. It just proves that it spawns hypocrites as well.

  • Silver Badger

    Subjecting a young person to extreme psychological torture is an abomination. Driving people to suicide to conform to your idea of normal is an abomination.

  • Tawreos

    Is it wrong to hope that Franky here gets fucked by all of the most disease ridden dicks on the planet for the remainder of his life?

  • The ever-so-despicable Franklin Graham’s version of “Chsistianity” is a perversion. Graham himself is an inhospitable spiritual descendant of the misogynistic and “macho” Men of Sodom, who felt they had to prove that they were “real macho men” while the visitors were “less than men” and intended sexual assault (to “use” the visitors sexually the way they would “use” women).

  • argeejay

    Pass the collection plate, Frankie Graham has the runs…..

  • EdA

    I’m sure readers of JMG will be schocked … schocked … schocked to be reminded that last Fall this grifter successfully asked the IRS to reclassify his “charities” as churches with one result being that he no longer has to report how much he and his family rake in from the suckers. As of about two years ago, he personally scammed about $500K in taxable income plus an ungodly amount of non-taxable goodies.

  • SDG

    Bitch, please!

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  • William

    Frankie, you worry about your dick, I’ll worry about mine.

    • blackstar

      Don’t worry .. Be Happy πŸ˜‰

  • Paul David

    Did his *piece of shit* father die?

    Is that why Junior is now the primary breadwinner-I-mean-grifter?

  • Caroline Sarah Keller

    Evil man …. you are an abomination!!!

  • Chris Baker

    Maybe Franklin can offer some scientific studies showing that conversion therapy works and is effective long-term? Well, there aren’t any, cause it doesn’t work. See: John Paulk (poster boy for Focus on the Family’s ex-gay ideas) and Dr. George Rekers — one of the leading proponents of ex-gay therapy.
    If the leading proponent of ex-gay therapy can’t change himself, who can?

  • JaniceInToronto

    Hopefully Franklin will join his father in hell. It’s currently in the White House basement.

  • Mark McGovern

    The man is a cesspool.

  • Mike Knife

    Ex Gay Therapy is a torture done by anti-gay Christian psychotherapist who kill LGBTQ people when they try and fail to turn them straight. Ex Gay Therapy is a fraud that tortures LGBTQ people using electric shock and psych meds to change the LGBTQ people but they really harm and kill LGBTQ people. Stop these evil and mad anti-gay Christians before they kill again.

  • Orly

    Oh FFS. For the last time dumbass, your religion is YOUR problem, not mine.

  • jonfromcalifornia

    Another biblically ignorant evangelical minister and his “abomination” labels. There are many “abominable” things in Leviticus (11:12; 11:13; 11:20; 11:41;11:42) and Deuteronomy 17:1 that are obviously to do with RITUAL PURITY and keeping themselves separate from the practices of the nations the surround them (Deuteronomy 18:9). This was to do with the Israelites being a “holy” nation, consecrated to God. (Exodus 19:6). And if he wants to bring up 1 Corinthians 6:9, the original Greek text does NOT state “homosexuals” as these idiots want us to believe. Firstly, because the modern concept of homosexuality (as an orientation involving both emotions and physical expressions) was unknown to the people of that time and secondly, because all they knew was the heterosexual – active/passive role they believed same sex behavior also entailed but “perverted”. Hence, Greek terms like “malakos” (literally “soft”) and “arsenokoitai” (literally “male penetrator”) were used. For more, I recommend “What the Bible Really Says about Homosexuality” by Daniel Helminiak.

  • Fuck god and christ for thine are our enemy, but only because of the judgmental extremist cultist whom are trying, successfully so far, to legislate our demise.

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  • andrea

    Franklin Graham is a murdering son of a bitch. That’s all I have to say about him ever again. Murdering, worthless burden on society.

    Is there a way we can cut off his access to food and shelter? He’s using too much of both, and also the air. He is consuming too much air and he’s not fucking worth it.