USDA To Roll Back Public School Nutrition Standards That Were Hallmark Of First Lady Michelle Obama

The Hill reports:

Newly minted Agriculture Secretary Sonny Perdue is expected to unveil a new rule Monday aimed at giving schools more flexibility in meeting federal nutrition standards for school lunches.

The U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) announced Friday that Perdue and Sen. Pat Roberts (R-Kan.) will make the announcement at the Catoctin Elementary School in Leesburg, Va., where they are expected to eat lunch with the students.

Republicans have long been trying to dial back the standards that became a pillar of former first lady Michelle Obama’s initiative to curb childhood obesity in the U.S.

You may recall that during a prolonged drought while he was governor of Georgia, climate change denier Perdue once held a public prayer vigil at which he begged White Jesus to send rain.

  • because of course….why else would you try and fuck over the kids?

  • HZ81

    Make America Morbidly Obese Agai… I mean… Still.

    • Todd Allis

      MAMOS!

      • Gretchen

        Isn’t there caramel in coconut in that?

    • Joe in PA

      I think I’ve told this story here before…but it bears repeating. A few years ago hubs and I decided to take “back roads” back to DC after a trip south. We were in WV, behind a school bus. At the first stop, a fat kid got off and I thought…poor kid…he’s gonna be picked on. The second stop…same thing. After 10 stops…I gave up feeling sorry. It was truly tragic.

      • HZ81

        Aw, that’s sad… and scary. If we did trade similar stories before, I apologize for this one again, but I was visiting Ohio years back now and was reading the paper at a coffee shop about how they were one of the most obese states, put down my paper and then could not un-see the problem I didn;t notice all around me, and a lot were kids.

        Here’s a chance to ensure kids eat one healthy meal a day, and some kids are lucky to get one, and the GOP fucking stabs them right in the back. They don’t want kids to eat healthier.

        • FAEN

          But but they swear they’re the party of family values.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
    • comedy, right?

      • Acronym Jim

        ha

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        *sob*

      • Acronym Jim

        Considering what a drake’s penis looks like, that duck is probably thinking “hey, I never knew it could be like this!”

        • Lucky there hasn’t knotted yet.

        • BJORN RAGNVALDR

          I’ll just trust your assessment of a drake’s dick…

          • fkevin

            “High speed video showing the explosive eversion of a duck penis in air. The 20 cm (7.87 inches) penis everts in a third of a second.”:
            https://youtu.be/qwjEeI2SmiU

          • pj

            i learn so much on JMG

          • Paul David

            I’d prefer to make my own assessment of Drake’s dick, thank you.

            Prefably via oral examination.

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    • Joe in PA

      Just no. No. That HAS to be fake news.

      • Gretchen

        Andy Borowitz is a satirist for The New Yorker.

    • Philly Mike

      and no one really knows what 100 really means anyway and that it would be so hard to count that high

    • BobSF_94117

      I actually remember the first time I counted to 100. Yes, I was a nerd from very early on.

      • ohbear1957

        Math is hard. I have to take off my pants when I count to 21.
        (If I remember correctly, that’s based on Phyllis Diller joke about Fang’s math skills.)

        • Yes, it was – and she stole it from Sophie Tucker and her boyfriend Irving.
          Yeah, I AM that fucking old! Shaddap!

        • Barry S G

          The easy answer to keeping your pants on is to count using binary. One hand can count to 31, two hands 1023.

          • (((GC)))

            There are 10 kinds of people, those who understand ternary, those who don’t, and those who couldn’t care less.

      • Todd20036

        I was in nursery school

      • marshlc

        I remember, too. It was such a revelation, that the numbers just kept repeating. “You mean, after forty comes fifty – that’s five-tee, right? – and then comes sixty and and and and I bet after sixty comes seventy!!”

        • Grumpy Old Man

          But, but what happened to eleventeen and twelveteen?

    • Cattleya1

      What a fuckwit! She was hired to make sure american children do not get an education. And, I guess, Sonny Perdue will make sure they all get KFC for lunch every day.

    • narutomania

      Jeebuzz Flecking Crust.
      What a train wreck of the stoopidest proportions.

    • bmoore4026

      Please say they’re kidding?

  • houstonray

    OK, I posted this on the other thread when someone mentioned the story but now I’ll post it here where it belongs. Our president is a piece of shit. And we went from the beautiful and classy Michelle to this:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/332baf6095880b0eff40f2617803b367367286a8e0db44b67b20bb118349813a.jpg

    Tell me again, are we winning yet?

    • Gretchen

      I cringe every time I see that. They were apoplectic when Michelle went sleeveless, but this is no kind of problem.

      • Joe in PA

        As the most holy Pat Robertson says…that’s “art”.

        Art that he whacks off to…but still.

        • Gretchen

          I think the word he should have used is “tart”. My granny would have called her a strumpet.

          • Thank you for using strumpet. I love that word. We so need to bring that back.

          • Stogiebear

            I’ll see that “strumpet” and raise you a “cockeyed.”

            Melania Trump — Bringing back strumpet one cockeyed titty at a time.

          • cleos_mom

            Only if we revive “whoremonger.” It’s only fair.

          • Ginger Snap

            Slag comes to mind as well.

        • dogdadny

          He only whacks off to it because he thinks there’s a big fat long hairy cock and two cum filled orange sized balls behind that towel.

          And he’s probably right.

        • narutomania

          My 65-year-old heterosexual (male) neighbour thinks that Melania is hot. As do many heterosexual men in this country, I’m sure.

          Which, I think, says quite a lot about the state of heterosexual America: they want mannequins in bed.

        • RemusL

          How dare you… bring up Pat Robertson whacking off. There isn’t enough brain bleach in the world.

      • another_steve

        BUT HILLARY ALMOST FAINTED GETTING INTO THE CAR!!!

        • FAEN

          And her emails 🙄

          • another_steve

            B.E.N.G.H.A.Z.I. !!!!

          • And how dare she get paid for speeches.

            As an asshole dropped by to remind us today.

      • Mark

        Wasn’t it Pat Robertson who said she was only showing how beautiful the female body is? Blech!!!!!!

      • Octoberfurst

        That’s what kills me. The Religious Right goes apeshit when Michelle Obama wore a sleeveless dress but when it comes to Melania and her nude photo shoots not a peep out of them! The hypocrisy is overwhelming to me!

    • FAEN

      OMG is that her??

      • houstonray

        Yep, one of her several nude photos from her early modeling days. Normally I wouldn’t have any issue with it, but when it comes to the hypocrisy from the Right, I have no patience.

        • Todd20036

          You think that’s bad, you should see her lesbian soft core photos.

          I’m not joking

          • FAEN

            Ok ewwww.

    • Carl

      It’s the naked lady from the Shining bathroom.

    • decourseydave

      When I put this photo up w/some other of her modeling photos, Facebook punished me by denying me posting rights !

    • BeaverTales
  • My wife and I really need to move far, far away…

    • Joe

      I’m all for this… but where do we go!?!

  • So we’re back to ketchup as a veggie, right?
    Didn’t you know deVos was just that dumb.

    • SFBruce

      That’s the first thing that came to my mind, too. But, hey, those kids have been out of the womb for a loooooooooong time, so they’re on their own.

    • Gianni

      Plus you can make soup with ketchup – a cup of very hot water and add as much ketchup as you like for the flavor intensity you like. Get the store brand and save tons on the meals.

      • thatotherjean

        And if you’re Honey Boo Boo, you can pour it on spaghetti, with lots of butter,i for dinner.

        • Gianni

          That would be a mortal sin to any Italian. My mother probably would have slapped me if I did that to her cooking.

          • thatotherjean

            My mother couldn’t cook to save her life, but she could do better than that, by miles.

        • pj

          gag

      • greenmanTN

        Uh-oh, you just tripped over one of my nerd wires, so you have to endure a short lecture. I try to get them over with as quickly as I can.

        The food writer MFK Fisher wrote a book about cooking under the rationing strictures of WWII, called “How To Cook A Wolf.” (What do you do when the wolf shows up on your door? Eat it!) Her premise is that even under duress food should also taste good.

        This her recipe for “Chinese Consumme.”

        4 cups tomato juice or V8.
        1 Tbs butter
        1 cup dry white wine, added right before serving.

        That’s it.

        But you do have to cut vegetables paper thin and herbs too, carrots, celery, garlic, basil, oregano and cilantro. (Not all of them, just those you like.) Then each diner puts whatever the like in their bowl and the hot consumme is poured on top. The veggies are sliced so thin they cook instantly. Even people at dinner parties like it.

        (Cumin/cayenne croutons go great with it but that’s a whole other story.)

        See? It wasn’t THAT bad!

        • Gianni

          I’m sure that the cup of wine added right before eating really helps. 🙂

          • greenmanTN

            I live in Tennessee so at least the secret ingredient wasn’t a marshmallow!

      • Librarykid

        Sounds like you were a starving student.

      • cleos_mom

        Or mix it with old bacon or other meat grease and crumbled up day-old bread, bake in a loaf pan, and you’ve got an ersatz meatloaf.

        So glad schoolkids will be spared the horrors of canned fruit.

    • Ginger Snap

      I should have read further I posted the same.

    • Acronym Jim

      Well of course ketchup is a veggie. It’s made with tomatoes, corn…okay, high fructose corn syrup, but still…and look! onion powder!

    • cleos_mom

      She’s no dumber than the people who helped her boss into office. I’m guessing it’s less a case of “I don’t know” than “I don’t care.”

  • another_steve

    On the subject of lunches… Vladimir Putin: If you’re reading here, please have your boys prepare a “special” lunch (nod nod wink wink) for Donald Trump and his entire Cabinet.

    You know, the “special one” (nod nod wink wink).

    The one you serve to useful idiots when they’re no longer useful (nod nod wink wink).

    • Gianni

      That’s a special order menu item. It requires a rather rare and hard to get seasoning that must be added just before serving in order to maintain its beneficial qualities.

      • another_steve

        Are you referring to Ground Polonium with Ecuadorian Sea Salt? The Whole Foods chain here carries it.

        Very expensive by the ounce, but potent.

  • Todd

    Soylent Green is PEOPLE ….. Soylent Green is PEEEEEOPPPPLE !!!

    • Todd20036

      Which means Soylent green is probably very fattening.

  • Thorn Spike

    Frankly, I’m surprised it took them this long.

    • JWC

      Maybe they struck a contract with Jimm Baker for his barreled slop program

  • LovesIrony

    they will be serving melania’s diet, carrot sticks, celery and cum

    • Chucktech

      The first part of that deals with guns, so no problem there…

      But the second part deals with sissy things like eatin’ good. There’s yer problem, right there.

    • Uncle Mark

      This is the same party of Reagan that declared ketchup a vegetable for the school lunch program. Our underground HS newspaper had no end of fun using this in pointing out the hypocrisy of Republican Christian love for children

    • clay

      Actually, PA’s GOP-dominated legislature is planning to cut all state funding for armed school guards. Instead, they think that if they allow teachers, secretaries, counselors, and principles (janitors?) to carry loaded weapons, there’s no need for the guards.

  • How dare Michelle Obama want kids to eat more vegetables!

  • Menergy

    Well, there goes 8 decades of USDA federal assistance programs in cooperation with state and local education programs in schools to deal with nutrition, nutrition education, assisting lower income families to have their children eat some nutritious meals (if prepared according to standards from USDA’s Food and Nutrition Service which administers the food assistance programs with USDA.

    • I remember what was passing for school lunch in the 00s. Everything was fried except for the pizza. No vegetables except fried potatoes and tater tots. Childhood obesity is a national problem. Good on Michelle for addressing that as first lady. Of course the white trash Trump supporters hated that.

      • Chucktech

        They won’t eat it. They hate everything.

  • SFBruce

    Back to the good old days when ketchup was a vegetable.

    • another_steve

      Ronald Reagan was quite the nutrition activist.

  • Chucktech

    Why do I expect nothing less from someone named “Sonny Perdue”?

    • another_steve

      Why do I think “raw chicken breasts” when I see that name?

      • Henry Auvil

        I actually once saw Frank Purdue on University Place in NYC. Probably 25 years ago… he seemed to be seven feet tall.

  • billbear1961

    Yet further proof that the “family values” crowd–the party of GOD–doesn’t give a DAMN about children.

    Just one more thing to HATE about this goddamned loathsome and ILLEGITIMATE regime.

    • FAEN

      They give a damn that the fetus is born but after that you’re correct Mr 🐻, they don’t give a shit.

  • barrixines

    Go Team USA! You might be the fattest people in the western world but there are still Tongans and Samoans fatter than you.

  • Henry Auvil

    I heard somewhere that ketchup is very nutritious.

    • barrixines

      That depends on how much mayonnaise you put on it.

  • PeterC

    Just curious, did praying Perdue produce any rain?

    • Chucktech

      Not a drop.

  • Calvin

    Great. Lets keep kids fat, the climate and middle class in decline, the defense contractors busy and Putin happy! MRGA! (the “R” is for Russia).

  • Cuberly

    I recall Ted Lizardman Cruz having an uber-pandering moment about FLOTUS’ initiatives. The insanity of the GOP, how dare the government prevent you from eating that pizza and those french fries. His wacked-out followers completely lost it as well. How dare Michelle Obama make recommendations for healthy growth and development of our kids!

  • Paula

    No more whole wheat tortillas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Ay Caramba!

  • FAEN
  • bkmn
    • houstonray

      OMG that’s a memory flashback. We had a chain here called “FOX PHOTO” just like this too. Now everything is in the cloud. My how times change….

  • billbear1961
    • That_Looks_Delicious

      Mmmmm gazpacho. Double-mmmmmm dolmades. Triple mmmmm brie and kiwis.

      • EweTaw

        I like dolmades. More over, they like me! 😛

    • Gretchen

      I was in school as a student or teacher for about 30 years, and I have never seen an American lunch look even close to that good. Personally I want to have school lunch in Italy…or maybe Brazil.

    • EweTaw

      I wonder what German kids eat?

      • OdieDenCO

        beer

      • It depends where you live and what type of school you go to, but either a homemade sandwich or lunch at home. Lunch traditionally is the biggest meal of the day and is eaten with family.

    • that is the most awesome thing i have seen in a long time, thank you for posting all that.

      i remember when i was in elementary school, which was public. wow did they serve us slop. not even as “good” as the photo for USA shows in this list. when i went to private school, all of the sudden i realized: lunch doesn’t have to be torture! some kids actually eat good food!

      yall should see the poor kids in my ‘hood. they are so undernourished, it makes you cry. rich people are evil. hurting poor children so you can have an 11th house. this is why you all deserve to go to Hell. like, right now.

      • I remember the sound and smell of cooking coming from the cafeteria…that has all been replaced…

        • I too remember the lovely smells of lunch cooking wafting down the halls and stealing into the school rooms. By lunch time, everyone’s tummy was rumbling and were eager to eat! Then we moved and lunch went from home made chicken and noodles, beef stew, cheese strata to pb&j, tinned soups, tuna salad sandwiches and yes the much hated mystery meat.

      • leastyebejudged

        It’s not awesome it’s fake, come on girl, you have a mind and skepticism, use ’em. Took me less than a minute of searching to debunk it.

        You all are just repeating to one another the same lies.

        • give me a link and i’ll take a look at why you think this is so fake. i bet i could put up a bunch of images representing the point, and some folks wouldn’t like the way i did it. but i believe the point made here is valid and essentially correct.

          • leastyebejudged

            Unbelieveable. So you’re good with these lies ?

            Wow, just wow.

          • leastyebejudged

            You don’t check to see if shit is accurate here before siding with it, really ?

            Oh, you want me to get you a link to disprove your own bias and assumptions, eh ?

            My apologies, you aren’t who or what I thought you were.

      • fuzzybits

        Coming from a poor background and having to get school lunches,I don’t know how these monsters can deny these children.

        • FAEN

          Like that GOP pol said-‘If you don’t want to be poor, don’t be poor’. So I guess his talk to hungry American children would be ‘if you don’t want to be hungry, don’t be hungry’.

          • lattebud

            Yet, they run an industry based on low-wage workers who depend on government assistance, including school lunches.

      • FAEN

        Not all rich people but I hear ya.

    • dr tod

      Michael Moore addresses the subject in his film “Where to invade next”. It is worth watching.

    • leastyebejudged

      Amazing that they all use the same exact plate !

    • leastyebejudged

      These were swiped off a Mother Jones article, here’s an excerpt :

      “Most egregiously, the Greece photo portrays a robust lunch featuring chicken over whole grains with yogurt, pomegranate seeds, a salad, and fresh citrus. Siegel provides a reality check: Debt-plagued Greece doesn’t have the resources to provide much of anything to eat for its school kids.”

      Oops.

      • FAEN

        Wow you really proved your point 🙄

        • leastyebejudged

          You liars have no integrity.

    • FAEN

      I’ve always loved looking at what children in other countries get for school lunch. Our son looks like trash in comparison and it shouldn’t be that way.

    • Gay Fordham Prep Grad

      I can see all of those flying across the lunchroom in the elementary and JHS I attended. If it wasn’t pizza from the corner shop, no one was eating.

  • That_Looks_Delicious
    • Mike_in_the_Tundra

      This is nice. What is this interactive map about?

      • That_Looks_Delicious

        Obesity rates in the USA, year by year.

        Another stunning bit of news that was in the JAMA recently: Half of all US adults are now either diabetic or pre-diabetic.

  • worstcultever

    Would the pukes make their own children fat and unhealthy – even shorten their lifespans – to piss off a liberal? Of course they would! It’s all their Fox/Rush-trained minds live for, literally.

  • Alexander Stallwitz

    Hell, at this point i expected Trump to have bulldozered Michelle Obama’s vegetable garden and paved it over out of spite

    • William

      After he salted the earth.

  • BearEyes

    profit, ideology first.
    all else second

  • Happy_Housewife

    The children have a right to diabetes, just like everybody else!

  • Jacob

    God these nasty a$$ed white people hate black Americans!

  • TexasBoy

    GOP’s version of the USDA…inspections? We don’t need no stinking inspections!

    Ketchup IS a vegetable!

    • coram nobis

      And mystery meat, pink slime, Tater Tots and ketchup are food groups.

      • Todd20036

        I think I read somewhere that 60% of the vegetables eaten in America are french fries

  • EweTaw

    I read the related article, but I didn’t pick up on a reason for repealing the food guidelines. Other than , “aimed at giving schools more flexibility in meeting federal nutrition standards for school lunches.” What? Is the GOP pissed that the timber industry can’t pass off saw dust as one of the four food groups?

    • stevenj

      There’s always cellulose. I hear it and sawdust mix well with corn syrup.

      • William

        Cardboard cooked in lard is a hearty meal.

        • coram nobis

          Well, it is recycling, after all.

          • William

            It’s high in fiber.

      • EweTaw

        Point of fact, most commercial breads that say “whole grain” actually contain a substantial amount of cellulose. Yummy.

        • Dave, from Canada

          So that’s why my home baked tastes so much better. 🙂

          • EweTaw

            That’s one reason.

          • Dave, from Canada

            The main thing is the love I add. 😀

      • Cellulose is sawdust

        “Powdered cellulose is made by cooking raw plant fiber — usually wood — in various chemicals to separate the cellulose, and then purified. Modified versions go through extra processing, such as exposing them to acid to further break down the fiber.”

    • thatotherjean

      For Trump and the Republicans, Obamadidit is a sufficient excuse for destroying anything.

  • geoffalnutt

    Republicans? ” Kill everyone now!”
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2YVRu09nAo

  • i doubt i’m the first person to ref the “ketchup is a vegetable” bit from the days when they did this before.

    rethugs just hate the poor. this means many of them hate themselves, but it also means their leaders aren’t just greedy, aren’t just stupid. they honestly hate the poor. i struggle to understand why. jeebus says “the poor will always be with us.” and they shall. but punishing them, just for being poor? that never makes sense to me. i experience this reality daily, as a poor person, but at least i’m strong enough to fight back a little. many of my neighbors are not. and i can’t help them bc poor. it makes me sad, but also: Revolutionary. i will sing this song until the day comes, and it will. the ultra rich seem to want to die horribly at the hands of the Mob, and i will be first in line to give it to them, when that Day comes.

  • William

    Hooray!! High Fructose Corn Syrup and random meat by-products are now food groups.

    • coram nobis

      It means they’re reverting to the Boiardi heresy in schools, instead of wholesome pasta and sauce.

      In the name of the Pasta, and the Sauce, and the Holy Garlic, Amen.
      — from the Gospel according to St. Marinara, FSM Scriptures.

    • thatotherjean

      Oh, goody! The return of Mystery Meat!

  • stevenj

    Grampa Perdue looks like he needs a Manzier.

  • jimbo65

    Who the fuck is putting all these ideas in his head to do these rollbacks? Evil asshole.

  • netxtown

    And is there some big gain here? Some shadow creep turning a better profit? If they’re guidelines – eating better is detrimental to whom?

    These fucks have got to go. I don’t care how it gets done or how it happens – but this “toss it cuz them black people did it” is really pissing me off to the very core. Fuck the day the fat orange sonofa bitch sucked in his first ounce of air.

    • it’s pure hatred. that’s really the only answer i can come up with, and i look and think about shit like this daily.

      for some reason, some people are so filled with hatred they must hurt and kill people who are unable to defend themselves. it’s a sickness, as far as i and psychiatry know. and, for some reason right now, this sickness has infected almost all the very rich. there is never enough for them, and worse, they apply what they have to keep those who don’t have the same miserable and dying.

      actually, i have a complicated theory about why this is, but it’s long and boring and probably wrong. but i will say: men with very small penises are very angry, almost all the time. and that’s a shame, cause a small penis is nothing to be ashamed of; in fact it makes sex more interesting, because the smarter ones learn to use their hands and mouth and ass, in very fun ways. doods with big sticks are mostly about “the in out in out.” which is fine, but less complex.

      anyway, i think rethugs hate the poor for two reasons. one is that many of the poor are blah colored, and everyone (white) assumes (wrongly) that this means they have bigger dicks. the other reason is because so many rethugs and conservatives come from backgrounds of poverty, and are ashamed, no matter how much money they make. jeebus, of course, doesn’t help any of this and only makes them worse. they know he’s myth and resent those of us who are totally OK with atheism.

    • netxtown

      I’m convinced this is an underhanded (and back handed) slap at Obama – via his wife – for his recent speech. Trump has already made comment that Obama needs to go away – yet time and again – trump blames bullshit on Obama. Ya know, I suppose it is entirely possible that I don’t know the real Obama – but I’ve seen and heard enough racist shit from trump and his appointed racist dumbasses – starting with Jeff Sessions – that deflection is not effective. Fuck trump. fuck sessions. and fuck sonny perdue.

  • coram nobis

    He wasn’t their first choice.

    WASHINGTON–White House sources denied today that they had appointed Dr. Hannibal Lecter to the President’s commission on school lunches. Dr. Lecter, reached at an undisclosed location, said, “Well, they really did ask me. Trouble is, I’ve never been particularly fond of children and had to decline. I’ve got to hang up now, Fox News is coming and I love ham.” Dr. Lecter did recommend a nice Chianti for the White House wine list, however.

  • Bob Conti

    Ketchup = Vegetable.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Tomatoes are fruit. But I don’t really recommending putting them in fruit salad.

  • sword

    New Trump guidelines: Non-White students: potatoes and watermelons; White students: T-bone steaks and cavier. “Back to the Good-Ole America”

  • decourseydave

    How much meaner can you get!

  • ‘Til Tuesday

    So the dreaded “mystery meat” is back on the lunch menu!

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Pink slime.

  • Ginger Snap

    Any way that the GOP can fuck over the citizens of this country that are poor it struggling they will. So it’s back to ketchup as a vegetable again.

  • Ginger Snap

    This is how America used to help it’s citizens to achieve more.
    https://youtu.be/WH19SplNR6c

    • Westcoast88

      its

      • Ginger Snap

        Yes, auto correct and didn’t check before posting sorry. I hope you still got the meaning of what I posted?

        • Mike_in_the_Tundra

          Of course we got the meaning. When I was teaching, I found the usage of it’s and its difficult for most students. I did teach first grade, so I’m certain they got it in time. I hope.

        • Tiger Quinn

          Of course we did – meaning is not conveyed by spelling, but context.

          • Ginger Snap

            Thank you TQ.

      • Tiger Quinn

        We’re not doing that anymore. We haven’t done that for years.

  • MonochromeMouse

    trump’s USDA just wants to make America #1* again.

    *in childhood obesity

    • Snarkaholic

      Gotta make sure they’re too out of shape to march and protest!

  • DoctorDJ
    • KarenAtFOH

      “Pizza and breadsticks for breakfast!”

      • Johnny Wyeknot

        And a big gulp Mountain Dew

    • Kenster999

      Ed Asner has really let himself go 🙁

    • pj

      he hasent seen a salad in 30 years

      • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

        except for his weekly exposure to word salad in the WH.

  • SnowFlake

    feed ’em what the prisoners eat.

  • Dave, from Canada

    Ya know… It might make a difference if you told the Repubs that if the kids don’t get good food as kids, they’ll not make good soldiers when they’re 18.

    They ‘like’ soldiers, don’t they?

    Who knows, nothing else is going to motivate them to think of others. Maybe if it’s linked with killing people, they’ll get it.

  • Mike_in_the_Tundra

    This administration is trying to undo the Obama administration. History will not deal well with this. I just hope voters will know what is happening. However, most low information voters do will only react to a tax cut.

    • Friday

      Even when it’s decidedly not for them, even, more’s the pity. See ‘Joe The Plumber.’ (not a plumber, just owned a few.)

  • fuzzybits

    Remember kids,ketchup is a vegetable.

    • Paula

      Ketchup isn’t an essential bodily fluid?

  • C Rubye Falsz

    I remember when the Reagan administration deemed ketchup a ‘vegetable’.

    • TuuxKabin

      Yeah. He got that all wrong. Ketchup is a condiment. He was the vegetable.

      • Johnny Wyeknot

        Nice chuckle on that one. Remember Nancy? She was so lifelike! Speaking of ketchup, Nixon liked it on cottage cheese. Those republicans!

        • TuuxKabin

          Her delivery is priceless, of course.

          Nancy was almost life like yes. Ewwwh, yes, I remember the cottitch cheese thing. Put the lid on ever eating cottitch cheese again. Gaghf.

  • grada3784

    Utter pettiness.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Their racism run so deep what’s a few white children as collateral damage?

    • edrex

      after all, the’re only poor white children. they should be grateful for any calories that are tossed their way.

  • david fairfield

    Is it possible she’s as stupid as Trump?

  • Galvestonian

    MORE CHICKEN …

    • Hue-Man

      ONLY chicken!

    • Igby

      Deep fried in hog fat. Yum.

  • Tempus Fuggit

    What idiot puts faith, responsibility, and trust in someone named “Sonny”? Oh, wait, never mind.

  • AJ Drew

    So, I’m guessing Michelle Obama’s South Lawn garden is being “reconsidered” as well?

    “She called Obama’s preservation plan “brilliant,” adding, “If it were taken out, it would truly just be a political statement.””

    http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/michelle-obama-garden-changes-white-house-229204

  • Max_1

    Joe,
    I like the picture you posted…
    … Those finely chiseled gluteus maximus’.

    I stop reading after the pic. Sorry…

  • I’m fair convinced the entire GOP is racist, might as well put it in their party platform. They’ve done / are doing everything they can to erase any sign that a black man was ever president of the United States of America.

  • SDG

    Fat and stupid, that’s how we like our children in ‘merica! Someone owns stock in companies that make insulin!

  • bmoore4026

    After that, making ketchup a vegetable

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    • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

      OK Reince, we know you’re looking for a job, but not here.

  • This seems like an excellent opportunity for some Leesburg parents to teach their kids about protesting and that the food a private school would avoid giving their students doesn’t magically become more nutritious when served to public school kids. Protests may or may not included the flinging of creamed corn.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Leesburg is notoriously conservative, though.

  • Guy Johnson

    Oh great. The traffic is going to be a shit storm on Monday. So much for getting anything done during the day.

    Guess I’ll make sure I’m gone early.

  • More making America great again. This admin is the most evil ever elected.

    • It reminds me of Regan’s presidency where they wanted to classify ketchup as a vegetable.

  • PhillyProfessor

    How long before they classify tobacco as a leafy vegetable?

    • Schlukitz

      Stewed with a ham-hock perhaps?

  • canoebum

    We all know this move is stupid and hateful. The only reason to do this is to send a “we hate you” message to our brilliant former First Lady. It’s disheartening, but remember, there will be a backlash against the whole of the Trump stain on American life. It will come and it will land very hard on those who support this kind of senselessness. We can organize and vote the GOP out of control of the Congress in 2018. The more of this crap these scumbags pull, the madder the centrist and left-leaning electorate of the country becomes. They’ll get theirs, all in due time.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Fat and happy.

  • greenmanTN

    Well those chicken sphincters aren’t to eat themselves!

  • ColdCountry

    The best thing I can say about this is, nice butts on those statues. (And I know that, technically, they aren’t statues, but I don’t remember the term and I’m too lazy to look it up.)

    • Bas relief? I’m not sure.

      • ColdCountry

        That was my first thought,.

    • edrex

      made me scroll back and check em out. good eye.

  • Acronym Jim

    After looking at the depiction of the soldier in the left-side background, I find myself wondering if Tom of Finland branched out into creating friezes.

  • Tiger Quinn

    Oh good. I remember so fondly the shingle of pizza, the carton of milk, and the brownie that were our school lunches in elementary. Let’s go back to that.

    • Tiger Quinn

      Holy shit, I just realized that our brownies were actually Little Debbies still in the wrapper. Good god, what the hell was that stuff we were eating?!

      • djcoastermark

        All the yummy stuff they want to bring back, Benzoates, sodium nitrate, sulfer dioxide, sorbates, emulgants, propionic acid to name a few. Oh boy! Ready for lunch ?

        • Michael McReavy

          Don’t forget lots and lots of sugar!

          • djcoastermark

            Oy, those poor teachers!

        • Schlukitz

          Salivating at the thought. 😉

  • DoctorDJ

    The whole theme of this administration is “Undo anything done by Obabma.”

    • djcoastermark

      It doesn’t matter what it is, yes that is the orange one’s and the entire repubble party goal.

    • edrex

      that’s been the theme of the gop for eight years. supporting democracy and the american people is not on their agenda.

  • clay

    Otherwise, DeVos can’t expand her (nutritionally fraudulent) (high prescription cost) (refused to divest from) school lunch service to public schools.

  • Why am I not surprised that an doughy rich white guy wants to allow America’s children to eat only the lowest nutritional foods available?

  • cleos_mom

    Won’t bother Trump supporters; what Real Amurrcn doesn’t want their children to be undernourished and dumb? Can’t have the offspring showing up the parental units.

  • TrollopeReader

    “Let’s make out Kids Sick and Fat Again! MAGA !! ”

    -sigh-

    • kanehau

      Maximum American Girth Association?

    • Schlukitz

      Yep. Let’s wheel back into the school corridors, the candy dispensing machines, the high-sugar soda dispensing machines and the cellophane-wrapped junk-food dispensing machines

      • TrollopeReader

        as I like to say ….”One too many Happy Meals” …..

  • kanehau

    New Program… food supplied in buckets from Jim Bakker.

  • Professor Barnhardt

    It’s homecoming for Pat Roberts. He’s practically a resident of Virginia anyway.

    http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/senate-races/216989-roberts-lists-va-home-for-campaign-reimbursements

  • TheManicMechanic

    Let the blue States set good standards, and leave the red ones to set their kids up to have just as bad a diet as their Jesus-shat educational requirements.

  • crankyd

    Love the fetus, fuck the kids.