Propaganda Minister Conway Gives Trump An “A” For First 100 Days, Say No Shutdown Is Coming [VIDEO]

The Hill reports:

Kellyanne Conway on Friday said the Trump administration is confident that a government shutdown will be avoided next week. But the senior White House aide would not say whether money for President Trump’s long-touted border wall would have to be included in a government funding bill.

“I’m going to let OMB director Mick Mulvaney and the president and others address that, but we’re confident that the government will not be shut down next week,” Conway, the Counselor to the President, said during an appearance on Fox News.

  • Lakeview Bob

    God, who took the leash off this mongrel.

  • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

    She’s BAAAACK!

    • safari

      You know something is about to go down because they’ve released her from her cell.

    • Oh’behr

      I keep seeing the poltergeist. They’re here.

  • Paula

    I give him an A, an S, another S an H, an O, an L, and an E.

  • Jim Gallagher-Barker

    Which means an F and the govt will be shut down no later than April 29.

  • Lazycrockett

    I’ll put a fiver on a government shut down.

  • safari

    In other words he’s turned in all his assignments either late or in crayon and expects to get extra credit to keep the worlds largest superpower running?

  • Sam_Handwich

    how’s that 30 day plan to defeat ISIS coming along?

    • Frostbite

      But Hillary’s emails! Benghazi!

      • Jeffg166

        And pizza.

        • JCF

          Pedophilia pizza—I read about it on InfoWars!

      • another_steve

        And she almost fainted getting into the car!

    • Chucktech

      It hit a little snag when nukes were suddenly out of the equation.

    • Bryan

      It’s really complex. Who knew it would be so difficult?

      • Smithbc

        Haha. Probably the same people who knew healthcare was complex, the Syrian war was complex, North Korea was complex, walling off Mexico was complex, forcing manufacturing back into the US was complex…

        Who knew?!

    • Gerry Fisher

      He didn’t say *which* 30 days, though!!! /s

      • Kenster999

        I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, ‘Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours.’ He said, ‘Yes, but not in a row.’

        –Steven Wright

    • Mark

      But but but – he didn’t say WHICH 30 days!

  • another_steve

    Difficult to believe that the Sexual Predator-in-Chief would allow congressional Republicans to shut the government down. That would become the only news story and would drown out all the other stories that he thinks are helping him in the polls.

    I’m betting it won’t happen.

    • His Holy Sh1t the Donald TRAMP

      It’s more likely than you think considering Donnie is itching to use his nuclear weapons to boost his approval ratings.
      The Repubs can also use time off to consolidate their base spreading the lie “da libruls did it”

      • another_steve

        The last government shutdown hurt the Republicans in the polls and gave the Democrats a wonderful talking point.

        I can’t imagine them wanting to repeat that fiasco.

        • FAEN

          The GOTP aren’t serious people.

          • Oh’behr

            Hmm, if the tea party didn’t have enough pee in it last time, it certainly does now.

        • Gustav2

          The extremely safe districts of the Freedom Fries Caucus members want government shutdowns, they view the extortion as good tactics.

          • another_steve

            The deplorables want their government offices open and fully functional.

            Their anti-government bullshit rhetoric dissolves away when the loss of government services affects them personally.

          • Gustav2

            They want it to happen, then only after a week do they remember what happened the last time and get pissed.

            But will reelect the congresscreep that made it happen.

          • His Holy Sh1t the Donald TRAMP

            The hardcore deplorables hate gubermint & establishment. They’re itching for a shut down.

            Freedumb Caucus supports it too.

        • Chucktech

          The last government shutdown hurt the Republicans in the polls and gave the Democrats a wonderful talking point.

          And Republicans sure got their asses handed to them by the Democrats in the last election. Oh, wait…

          • His Holy Sh1t the Donald TRAMP

            EXACTLY. You can’t use reason with the trumpanzees. You have to get inside their heads.

            They’re not that stupid. They just hate the rest that much

    • Gustav2

      He has no control or influence with the majority of Republican office holders. Hell, the Freedom Fries Caucus treats him like they did Pres Obama.

      • John Ruff

        Freedom Fries Caucus. Lol!

        • His Holy Sh1t the Donald TRAMP

          FreeDUMB Caucus

    • Jeffg166

      If they shut down the government his pin money supply will be cut off.

  • Gustav2

    That means most Fed workers will get some unpaid leave.

  • Rex

    She gave him an “A”, bet she really wants to give him a “BJ.”

    • ByronK

      I’ll file that image right next to the enemas.

  • Boreal

    Here are things that Donald Trump did in his first ten days.
    Argued about how many people came to see his inauguration, including launching charges that the media, the Park Service and your lying eyes were out to diminish his glory.
    Reiterated his belief that torture was both effective and necessary.
    Threatened to launch a federal takeover of Chicago.
    Signed the first version of his soon-to-be-blocked Muslim ban.
    Imposed an information blackout on the EPA, National Park Service, USDA, and the Department of Agriculture.
    Rearranged the National Security Council to make room for Steve Bannon while sidelining the top generals.
    Restarted the approval process for the Keystone XL pipeline.
    Ordered the Secretary of Defense to look into tactics that violate both US and international law.
    Levied a 20% tariff on Mexico by fiat. Unlevied the tariff on Mexico by fiat.
    Had a nice phone call with Vladimir Putin.
    Went on vacation and played some golf.

    By any accounting, that’s a lot for the first ten days. And those days only signaled what was to come. Since then, Trump has …
    He learned what the START treaty was about and decided he didn’t like it.
    Got upset about Melissa McCarthy’s immitation of Sean Spicer.
    Threatened a federal judge that he would “SEE YOU IN COURT” (yes, in all caps).
    Issued the second version of his soon-to-be-blocked Muslim ban.
    Lifted ban on selling advanced technology to Russian spies (hey, that really happened).
    Called a 13-year-veteran of the federal bench a “so-called judge” for disagreeing with him.
    Insulted and hung up on the prime minister of Australia.
    Used the National Prayer Breakfast to mock Arnold Schwarzenegger.
    Launched a military raid over lunch, then didn’t bother to check in on how it worked out.
    Repeatedly took credit for jobs that were announced months or years before the election.
    Claimed that President Obama “wiretapped” his phone (the quote marks are critical).
    Doubled-down on claims that Obama wiretapped his phone.
    Claimed that he never meant wiretapped.
    Claimed that he never meant phone.
    Claimed he was sure Obama had committed some kind of crime that was worse than Watergate.
    Claimed that Obama ordered the CIA, FBI, or … someone to do something to him that wasn’t wiretapping and wasn’t about phones.
    Blamed Susan Rice and said he was sure she had committed some kind of crime.
    Denied knowing that Michael Flynn was a foreign agent.
    Fired Michael Flynn for being a foreign agent.
    Produced a budget that killed Americorps, Food for Education,
    Foster Grandparents, Senior Companions, SeniorCorps, Chemical Safety
    Board, Delta Doctors, Institute of Peace, Native American Libraries,
    Disaster Recovery Assistance and Meals on Wheels.
    Worked almost two hours a day for almost two weeks on a health care
    bill that Republicans had seven years to plan but which nonetheless
    couldn’t even get passed by other Republicans.
    Gave up on health care bill.
    Decided he hadn’t given up.
    Gave up again.
    Decided he couldn’t decide.
    Made 52 tweets in a single week. Roosevelt never did that.
    Called Chuck Todd “Sleepy Eyes.”
    Passed zero pieces of major legislation. That’s 0. Less than 1.
    Emptied the White House offices on science and technology, because who needs that stuff?
    Announced that the United States wouldn’t go after Assad, which Assad then celebrated by gassing his own people.
    Announced that the United States would go after Assad.
    Told the Russians and Syrians he was going to attack and where he
    was going to attack … which someone always seemed to think was a bad
    Sent 59 tomahawk missiles screaming into the place he said he was
    going to attack, changing absolutely nothing about the progress of the
    war in Syria.
    Dropped the Mother of All Bombs on Afghanistan, possibly setting a
    record for the amount of energy, and dollars, expended per enemy
    Warned North Korea that they should look at Syria and Afghanistan
    to see what could happen to them, causing North Korea to be really glad
    they had invested in missiles and nuclear weapons.
    Played a lot of golf. I mean, a lot of golf. Like, averaging more than one game of golf a week.
    Openly discussed military operations at Mar-a-lago so that the guests there could both hear the discussion and take pictures.
    Doubled the membership fees at Mar-a-lago.
    Had a beautiful, beautiful piece of chocolate cake.
    Did many, many things that made you forget for a moment that the
    President of the United States is under investigation for possibly
    colluding with the Russian government to alter the outcome of a US

    • Gustav2

      Blah, blah, blah will happen on DAY ONE! Now, not even by day 100.

      Who knew governing was so hard?

    • ok, i’m sorry, but that made me laugh.

      • Boreal

        As it was intended to.

    • Oh’behr

      Sigh, spent more money on security … it seems like in the first 100 days … than Obama did in eight years. (I know that is stretching it, yet Trump lies, I’ll just add to it). Now it’s on the Internet, so it has to be true.

      • Chucktech

        …and golfing trips. Lots and LOTS more on golfing trips.

        • Oh’behr

          Plus all the family trips and shenanigans. Also NY White House too.

      • Todd20036

        It’s not stretching it that much

  • His Holy Sh1t the Donald TRAMP

    That means there’s a 90% of a shutdown. Not that I’m complaining when orange is still in power.


  • Ninja0980

    In other words, a shut down is coming.
    Which means my stupid uncle who voted for Trump will be hurt because he needs the government open in order to get funding for his projects.
    Karma’s a bitch isn’t it?

  • FAEN

    Pay her enough money and she will say anything. ANYTHING!

  • nipper

    Which means an F and a shutdown is coming.

  • safari

    O/T: On the topic of propaganda
    President Trump’s lawyers on Thursday argued that anti-Trump protesters infringed on his First Amendment right by expressing “dissenting views” at his campaign rallies.

    • His Holy Sh1t the Donald TRAMP

      The comment section on that piece is comedy gold

    • Natty Enquirer

      Where’d they get their J.D.s, K-mart School of Law?

      • Acronym Jim

        Liberty “University”

  • Rex

    Trump and his GD wall.
    “Mexico will pay for it” was his mantra at every campaign stop.
    He sold his supporters a bill of lies and damn if they just keep supporting him.
    Not only is our President an embarrassment, our country is.

  • david fairfield

    What else would she say, she’s so predictable. It was nice not having to look at her hag face and listen to her nonsense. The boss let her crawl out from under her rock to give him an “A”. How much more delusional can these people get? Stay tuned….

    • FAEN

      They drink the Kool Aid 24/7 so that should give you an idea of how delusional they are.

      • david fairfield

        Right. The question is how much more delusional can they get…..which remains to be seen. It’s got beyond that anyway, now it’s psychopathic!

  • bkmn
    • Gerry Fisher

      For many, I think the whole point to electing him was to “piss people off.” As for the substance of what he might do or accomplish, his fans have said, “Oh, I hadn’t thought about that.”

  • Rex

    How does she still get airtime?
    Oh, Fox News.

  • kcken
    • worstcultever

      yes but way too mild (and flattering) to Kellyanne

  • DaddyRay

    A stands for Asshole right

  • KCMC
  • John

    Grading on a curve is SO liberal!

  • SunsetGay

    I hope Rump fires her last because I am very much enjoying Kate McKinnon on SNL

  • PickyPecker
  • kladinvt

    Well, in the ‘alternate-universe’ of Trumpsky, an “A” translates into reality as a big fat F.

  • Rex

    Senior Counselor to the President?
    She couldn’t counsel herself out of a paper bag.

    • ByronK

      Not even a wet one.

      • Stogiebear

        With both ends open AND a Marine Corps band leading the way.

  • Sam_Handwich

    Unfortunately for the president, he does not have even one real legislative victory. His most substantial achievement is a bill allowing hunters to kill bear cubs in their dens during hibernation. His only serious attempt at negotiating a legislative deal was so badly botched it ended in ignominious failure after just 18 days of debate in the House. That, of course, was the health care bill meant to “repeal and replace” Obamacare. Recent rumors of a quick revival are, according to savvy observers, a product of White House hype and desperation for a 100-day “win,” rather than a sign of any real movement on the issue.

    In other words, Trump’s 100-day achievements have consisted of him signing some orders, getting his picture taken with people around a big table, instituting “law and order” through his henchman Jeff Sessions — and failing to get even one major piece of legislation passed into law, despite his party’s congressional majorities.

  • Butch

    Mulvaney is trying to blackmail Democrats on the budget and there’s no sign it will work:

    • Boreal


  • Ian

    I have family coming from Denmark next week to stay with us. I told them to buy only enough dollars to make it to Friday. It might get cheaper for you!

    • Oh’behr

      At least their money is actually money which is worth something. Our is starting to resemble lettuce. Hopefully it won’t be worth less than the pound again.

  • Stogiebear

    Of course she gives him an A; she’s paid to kiss his ass. Speaking of kissing his ass, her eyes seem almost normal in this picture. Guess sucking up to that big shit did the trick for her.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Shut down is never good. But closing the Smithsonian this time of year would be a disaster.

    • kcken

      They’ll blame it on the democrats anyway, and the right wing supporters will tow that line. Nothing new. Stay tuned.

    • John Ruff

      And letting the putin cocksuckers get their way is best???

  • worstcultever

    They’re really flogging this “100 days” bullshit – almost as if it were an artificial excitement-milestone on some crap reality show. Oh wait …

    • McSwagg

      They’ve been whining the best, bigliest. And still no immunity idol.

  • Cackalaquiano

    “but we’re confident that the government will not be shut down next week”
    Oh shit, there’s totally gonna be a shut down, isn’t there?

    • William

      Every day is opposite day for Kellyanne. Brace yourselves, a shutdown is coming.

  • John Ruff


    • William

      Better to let the rethuglicans do it.

      • John Ruff

        Yeah, you’re right. SHUT THE MOTHER FUCKER DOWN!!

  • PickyPecker
    • Oh’behr

      wastrel weasel … I hate his royal wannabe, pallid smugness.

    • The_Wretched

      “i just filled my diaper”
      sometimes is better to keep a neutral expression than to try to fake a smile. it just makes people loathe you.

    • Natty Enquirer


    • goofy_joe

      I feel like the guy behind him is really trying to keep his disgust under control.

  • Oh’behr
    • Bj Lincoln

      One of my favorite films. Love the black/white. Another film in bl/wh is “Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid” with Steve Martin.

  • nocadrummer
    • Tiger Quinn

      “Oh yeah, you’re a little RUNNY.” (Love this movie)

      • MattPS

        “Do you even remember where you left the car?”

    • Dog, I *love* that movie!

    • Lee Grupsmith-Pedersen

      NOW a warning??!!?

  • Sam_Handwich


    Joe posted about this schmuck earlier in the week:

    Florida State Senator Frank Artiles Resigns After Calling Colleagues The N-Word

    • Bj Lincoln

      He has a history of slurs. Very interesting. Allowing him to get away with it for so long and Drumpf opening the door to name calling/racism/etc., he probably thought it was okay.

  • PickyPecker
  • Tiger Quinn

    Paul Ryan is saying there’s no money for the wall. End of story.

    • hah! is there a link? (oh i hope so..)

  • Statistics Palin
  • Sam_Handwich
    • he’s just exhausted of winning, that’s all.

    • McSwagg

      We were supposed to forget about it, or be distracted by something else. We just can’t let anything go, can we.

  • Rex

    She’s being paid to say nice things about Trump, meanwhile, he’s less popular than United Airlines.

  • geoffalnutt

    Which means the government is definitely shutting down. Upside? More time in Mar-a-Lago. Maybe he’ll make it permanent, too.

  • Blake J Butler

    Of course she would say that.

    She worships his head.

  • Max_1
    • ChrisMorley

      Eventually, sometime in May.

  • Michael R

    File me under ” I can’t “

  • Halou
  • LovesIrony

    on a scale of 1-10 he gets an a

    • Halou

      American ‘educatuon’ sure has improved under Betsy DeVos.

  • Bj Lincoln

    I am waiting for my SSD check! I want it BEFORE the shutdown! I have waited long enough!

  • JWC

    3 words sum up Trumps 100 day: ineffectual, Lies and deluded For Kelly anne 1 word Bullshit

  • Silver Badger

    That’s nice dear. Now, have a cookie and back to rehab.!

  • Sabazinus

    Kellyanne…First “Fluffer” to the President. Need to build him up, since he can’t do it himself.

  • billbear1961

    Oh, boy, get ready for a shutdown.

  • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

    Am I the only one who thinks she’s been off the radar for a few weeks because she had some work done?

    • Treant

      Can we have the name of that doctor so I can avoid him?

      • trouble94114

        Dr. Scheib, Dr. Earl Scheib.

  • ted-

    Oh, why doesn’t she just take a long walk off a short pier already?!

  • Talisman

    Is it opposite day yet *again*?

  • Piet

    She works hard for the money.

  • DaveMiller135

    I’m going to give the award for “Most Improved” to her new lighting crew.

  • Galvestonian

    What the hell — are they airbrushing news programs now ??? Did she get a
    face lift ? Maybe she has a professional troweling on the makeup now.

    • Friday

      They do airbrush faces. 🙂

  • kanehau

    “A” for…

    * Asshole
    * Absent from the White House
    * Absolutely nothing between the ears

  • Richard

    This woman resembles a crack whore in a trailer park being arrested on the COPS television show.

  • Mark

    A for asshole. Which is what we’re all thinking and writing.

  • kevin000

    Yeah, just like Presidick Peestains was first in his class at Wharton.

  • Michael Hampton

    At least she finally got enough cash for some Propecia to fix that thinning mess on her head.

  • McSwagg

    Talk about extreme grade inflation. Sad. Terrible. Pathetic.

  • Friday

    So,, they’re going to shut down the government next week.

    And if they *do* shut it down it’s probably going to cost more this time than the last time the Republicans did it, and that cost a whole 25 billion dollar useless wall in the middle of nowhere already.

  • 2patricius2

    Ah, yes. An “A” for awful and appalling.

  • John

    No matter how much she begs, DO NOT FEED Anne Coulter after midnight. DO NOT. Yet, despite that emphatic warning somebody did and K A C (I won’t dignify her by using her name) is the result! Damnit! Heed the warnings next time!!!

  • jo gerardo

    I see Kellyanne’s finally discovered the cosmetic department at Home Depot.

  • Paul David

    So the GOP spent the Dubya years enacting every harebrained the movement had developed over 40-ish years.

    As those on the predicted, these harebrained schemes didn’t work.

    Instead of learning from this, and crafting a platform that would, you know, actually work, the GOP instead spent the Obama years (1) screaming hysterically about all the crazy stuff the Democrats were/are doing,* and (2) over-promising to their base on basically every level.

    Now that they control the entire government, the GOP is basically impotent because they spent the last decade over-promising to their base and now have to magically produce a rabbit out of a hat.

    But they have no hat. Or rabbit, And it turns out they don’t know any magic tricks at all. And it also turns out they’re all a bunch of morons.

    Am I about right?

    I think this explains everything you need to know about the failed Trump administration.

  • DenCo

    IF you factor in all of his golf time – he still has about 87 more to go.

  • SnowFlake

    “A” fucking joke!