Liberal Redneck: Trump’s Base Has A Freedom Boner From These Wag The Dog-y Distractions [VIDEO]

Raw Story recaps:

“We’re at war, ain’t we?” asked “Liberal Redneck” Trae Crowder in his newest video, referring to President Donald Trump’s military engagements in Syria and Afghanistan and threats against North Korea. “Look, man, I don’t know what’s going on with all this stuff, but it all feels a little ‘Wag the Dog’-y to me,” Crowder said. An unpopular Trump knows that “nothing gets the thick syrupy blood flowing to his base’s freedom boner quite like a war.” The problem Trump didn’t account for, he said, is that for those voters, “their Bible says you have to hate everything a black president does.”

  • David L. Caster

    I love this guy.

  • Tawreos

    I didn’t know there was more than three types of boners: morning, awkward and regular. How many more are there?

    • jmax

      I have a friend who works for a radiologist. One of her jobs is x-raying bodies for autopsies and she tells me it’s amazing the number of dead men who are brought in with erections. She refers to it as angel lust.
      So I guess you can add ‘death boner’ to your list.

      • Goodboy

        That’s weird. I was reading that in cases of traumatic death people have been reported to of had orgasms as well.
        http://news.softpedia.com/news/Dead-Men-Can-Really-Have-Erection-Sometimes-They-Ejaculate-too-77649.shtml

        • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

          Thanks for ruining all those times I played “hangman” with my nieces and nephews! Geeeeez…..

        • jmax

          My friend also told me the biggest dick she ever saw was on a geriatric patient who had injured his hip while having sex in a nursing home. She swears his Viagra-aided boner was as big around and as long as her forearm. And she isn’t a small woman 🙂

    • little boys, when they still are in diapers, often have boners. i remember changing one of my nephews once, it was funny. he was so happy and giggling, and had a little bitty boner, while i was cleaning him up and putting on the fresh one. then, he peed all over me, and giggled at me some more.

  • I grew up in Trae’s country, and the line “. . . I don’t care if he starts talkin’ about droppin’ the meemaw of all bombs . . .”, I have to laugh out loud.

    • GayOldLady

      Trae grew up in Northeast TN in the town of Celina near the KY border. His Southern accent is closer to East TN, Southern KY.He definitely has that TN country boy, hillbilly accent. Sometimes I wonder how much of it he exaggerates.

      • Silver Badger

        Exaggerated or enhanced for the entertainment of his fans?

        • GayOldLady

          both?

      • Mark

        Shiieeeet. A couple-two-three beers and I can sound like a deep southern texaan for reast the niete….

      • cracker505

        Tired, drunk, or homesick and it all comes back to me.

        Love the tee shirt he’s wearing. From Big Ed’s pizza in Oak Ridge, TN.

    • Blackfork

      “Titties on a four-wheeler”… I’m stilll chucklin’.

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    • Gerry Fisher

      Because of migration toward mill work a long time ago, we hear bits of this here in Baltimore.

      • TimCA

        Same as my hometown Cincinnati which received a great deal of immigration from Appalachia.

  • kcken

    Our Cable news so bad we have to turn to a group of professional comedians for actual truths.

    • KCMC

      “like titties on a 4-wheeler”
      HA

      • kcken

        tastebuds on an asshole… 🙂

    • Todd20036

      I’ve pretty much given up on most “news” sources. WaPo is still decent, but I really don’t need to hear anyone get moist over the fact that we slightly damaged an airstrip and killed civilians.

      Nor do I want to hear from anyone who actually WANTS a nuclear war with NK

      • Johnny Wyeknot

        I gave up on WaPo after Catherine Grapham died.

    • DesertSun59

      We’ve been doing that since Jon Stewart first aired.

  • Michael R

    Now even ” freedom boner ” is ruined .

  • gaymex1

    He sounds about as confused as I am by all this crap.

  • Goggles

    Let’s be honest though, support for war is definitely higher among Republicans than Democrats, but it’s higher still among nationally elected Democrats (and elected Republicans, of course) and virtually every media and journalism outlet in the country.

    • Ninja0980

      Nothing brings in the ratings like war does.

    • Friday

      It depends what you mean by “support for war.” (Where?) It’s not that simple.

      • Goggles

        At this point? Everywhere.

        In progress, to various degrees: regime change in Syria, Saudi Arabia’s war in Yemen, coup in Indonesia, backing fascist but anti-Russian militias in Ukraine (Obama opposed that one, at least), backing Turkey against the PKK, accidentally empty (thanks to incompetence) escalation with North Korea, coups in Venezuala and Ecuador over oil nationalization. There’s always Iran on the horizon (much lower support among Dems though, at the very least out of respect for Obama’s deal there.) That’s not even like half of them, either.

        Pick your continent, there are a bunch of new Afghanistan/Iraq/Libya’s ready to kick off with massive bipartisan support from elected officials, TV talking heads, and major newspapers. Voters are much less supportive, leftists and most far right wingers massively opposed.

        • Friday

          I think you’ll find not everyone lumps all military actions at all levels in all situations as the same for or against ‘war.’ In other words.

  • Treant

    Good political commentary…meh humor. Has he officially changed over?

    As far as the commentary goes, he’s right. Nobody’s sure what the hell’s going on (including the White House) and it’s showing…

    • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

      I dunno, I liked the part about little Bobby with a fistful of meth and all bets are off.

      And “tits on a four-wheeler” makes a nice mental image.

  • BudClark

    OFF-TOPIC, WITH JOE’S GRACIOUS PERMISSION. THANKS, JOE!

    Dear Friends,

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    I don’t know how long he’s going to be in the hospital. I’m virtually
    helpless without him. I’ve called all the senior agencies … the less said
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    Luke is my In-Home Support Services worker, but it would take them TWO WEEKS of paper-shuffling to get a substitute in here (!).

    I need two things:

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    2.
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    Bud Clark
    Cathedral City (Palm Springs area)
    CA

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Good luck darling. I will do what I can. But why did I think you lived in North Carolina?

      • BudClark

        I was born there … didn’t know I could type the accent (chuckle).

    • Dazzer

      EDITED.

      Just bookmarked your GoFundMe page.

      I’ll pass on some bucks when I get paid later this month.

      • BudClark

        THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

  • Michael McReavy

    Off topic: A sweet sad song from Randy Rainbow about his Bill.
    https://youtu.be/_H48C_xf8HE

  • Boreal

    I’ll wager he is right and they do have a freedumb boner. Sad.

    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/09/23/19/38B92A3200000578-3804233-image-a-22_1474656288572.jpg

    • Beagle

      That big? I was thinking more grape-sized.

  • WitlessProtection

    He makes me moist.

  • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

    OT: Am I reading this right, or did 45 really say that Pavorotti is a great friend of hiis yesterday?

    Every day brings a fresh punch in the head.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Dead 10 years. Unless he meant a New Jersey mafia boss.

      • Silver Badger

        To be fair, I have several great friends who are no longer with us.

        • Dazzer

          Yeah. But you’re unlikely to invite them to the White House and then tweet about how pissed off you are when they don’t turn up.

          • Silver Badger

            Good point.

    • David Teager

      No verb, therefore no foul. See, the beauty in speaking English poorly is that you can’t really be held to any one meaning. “Pavorotti… good friend of mine.” Bush Jr did this, too.

      • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

        Could be…. But a Google image search of “Pavorotti and Trump” brings up nothing showing them together.

    • ChrisMorley
      • John

        Bingo! We have a winner!

    • Max_1
      • Rambie

        I think he pronounced Putin wrong.

      • Gianni

        Trump called Pavarotti “a GREAT friend of mine”. That’s even better. Perhaps one of the morons in his cabinet can clue him in to the fact that Pavarotti is no longer with us.

  • Derrick Johns

    LOL The character of the “Liberal Redneck” (comedian) may be more important than we liberals realize.

  • DuaneBidoux

    A freedom boner to go with the only porn they find morally acceptable: war porn.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Still better analysis than CNN.

  • McSwagg

    He messed up!
    He pronounce “nuclear” correctly rather than “nukular”.

    • John

      When I was growing up in a heartland state (I never ever want to see again, but will eventually have to) I always thought it was pronounced nu-kler. That’s how a lot of the natives pronounced it. LOL

  • “…you give Bobby a fist-full of meth…”

    Goddess help me – I know who he’s talking about… I went to high school with about 40 Bobbies. Is it any wonder we lost 10 out of our class in less than 3 years? Half of my class couldn’t find their way out of a wet paper sack if you gave them a guide dog and a machete. But look at ’em cross-eyed and they all thought they could whoop on you something fierce. Push comes to shove tho’, they could never beat this Glamazon down. Amusing the lies they’d come up with so they wouldn’t have to admit they got their asses handed to them by “that fuckin’ faggot!”

    That’s why I look at these idiots of the Far Reich (Thumplepigskin included), and loud-mouth petty despots like the fat boy with the thing on his head that resembles a large, waterlogged leach, and I tend not to worry too much. Then I remember they have nuclear weapons…