Navy SEAL Under Fire For Moonlighting In Porn

Fox News reports:

A decorated Navy SEAL is under investigation for allegedly moonlighting as a porn actor with his wife. The Naval Special Warfare Command is looking into whether Chief Special Warfare Officer Joseph Schmidt III obtained permission from his commanders for outside work and whether they condoned his acting career, The San Diego Union-Tribune reported Friday.

“There are very clear regulations which govern outside employment … as well as prohibitions on behavior that is discrediting to the service,” said Capt. Jason Salata, a SEALs spokesman.

Schmidt, 42, has been in the military for 23 years, obtaining numerous medals including a citation of valor for combat overseas. He has appeared in recruiting campaigns, even serving as the face of the SEAL program on its website, the Union-Tribune said.

More from the Daily Beast:

β€œWe have initiated a formal investigation into these allegations. There are very clear regulations which govern outside employment by (Naval Special Warfare) personnel as well as prohibitions on behavior that is discrediting to the service,” Capt. Jason Salata was cited as saying.

Authorities say Schmidt did not file the mandatory paperwork to obtain clearance for such side work. Jade said in an interview earlier this week that many of Schmidt’s colleagues were aware of his work, and that no one seemed to mind.

Schmidt reportedly performs under the name Jay Voom and has made more than two dozen films.

  • truckproductions

    why is it so hard to find some screen grabs??

    • SFnomad

      Google is your friend

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      Google the name and click on videos….

      Cut. About 7 long. No hair (pubes and chest) doesnt say much. Small balls probably from hrt

      • BeaverTales

        Thanks for doing all the research, so I don’t have to…. πŸ™‚

        Hairless hormone fairy just isn’t my type, but to each his own….

        • Stephen Elliot Phillips

          Most hetero ladies like their men plucked.

          • BeaverTales

            Really? Do they even know what they’re missing?

          • Stephen Elliot Phillips

            One of the reasons i stopped watching Millionaire Matchmaker
            Patty, the matchmaker, made the men depilate from the nose down

          • BeaverTales

            You’d a thunk a dedicated pillow princess would know that a guy with a beard knows better than most how to tickle in the right places.

            Some people just have to learn everything the hard way, I guess….

          • Stephen Elliot Phillips

            So THATS why men have facial hair!
            Hehe

          • jmax

            I had a college student who worked for me who had the most gorgeously hairy body. He told me his girlfriend insisted that he get his ass and back waxed. I told him to get another girlfriend.

          • Stephen Elliot Phillips

            Women must connotate body hair with smelly or something

          • jmax

            I think it’s a generational thing. I work at a university and I’m always surprised by the number of guys who voluntarily wax and shave their bodies. Some do it for the girls, but I think a lot do it because it’s popular.

          • Cuberly

            A few years ago I went out with a group of much younger co-workers. Not sure how it came up in conversation but every single one of them, both male and female, equated depilitation as being synonymous with necessary personal hygiene.

            From the shocked look on my face it was obvious they thought I was from Mars cuz I couldn’t believe how convinced they were that pubes where scary gross.

          • Adam King

            They should call her the messmaker.

          • Bluto
          • https://media.giphy.com/media/vSSdLSLbGIXio/giphy.gif

            I mean I don’t mind it, but it’s odd to see a fully bearded guy completely shaved everywhere else.

          • seant426

            I know, right?

          • Cuberly

            Wut?

            Sad.

          • ultragreen

            Shudder. One more reason to be gay.

      • seant426

        LOL. No, that’s not 7″. Try 5.

        • Stephen Elliot Phillips

          Lol. I dont have the dick measure app

          • seant426

            Apparently, for most the point of origin is the asshole. 🀣

          • Adam King

            For many the entire point is the asshole.

        • TJay229

          I thought it was miniscule too. I mostly go by the belly button, if it reaches there and beyond… Its a keeper.

      • TJay229

        πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
        You have become my second favorite commenter here. Sharp & and on point.

      • fuow

        Cut. About 7cm long. You forgot the ‘centimeters’. Fixed it for you.

    • Dazzer

      Have a look on Str8UpGayPorn (NSFW) and you’ll find a pic of him there.

      He seems like a gentleman. There’s a pic of him there with a raging hard-on shaking hands with a naked lady before – presumably – rogering her six ways till next Saturday.

      It’s always nice when a member of the military remembers his manners.

    • seant426
      • Skip Intro

        All three of ’em look pretty rough.

    • fuow

      You may have found them – but you’ll need a magnifying glass.

  • John Ruff

    Dumb ass. You knew better.

  • Meh. This is him in the middle. He reminds me of Benny the Sewerman from the Huntington Township Highway Department. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4d9ec3b601c409c5887f0ff621bf04d914a5e4a59250338da6420b2e1d4589db.jpg

    • Treant

      Meh. I did find a vid clip of him in a wifebeater with two women. He’s kind of unspectacular, but if people want to watch him, that’s their business, I guess.

    • lattebud

      He reminds me of the manager of a strip club who brags about how he provides career employment for young women and single mothers.

    • fuzzybits

      Or the owner of The Bunny Ranch.

    • Skip Intro

      Totally unspectacular verging on “People of Wal-Mart.”

    • Robincho

      By the sewer he lived,
      By the sewer he died.
      Folks called it murder,
      I called it sewerside…

  • Skip Intro

    Jay Voom? No wonder I only watch gay porn. (I mean, I watch other things than just gay porn but I’m trying to differentiate straight and … oh, never mind).

    • I like the name VaVa Voom for a female porn star or a super bottom gay porn star.

      • Skip Intro
        • I liked “Chris Onassis” the 90’s gay porn star name. It was very Jackie O and glamorous. I think “Brandon Manilow”, the new Bel Ami porn stars name is nice also, you know it is not his real name because he is slovak.

          • Stephen Elliot Phillips

            As long as he was greek, and furry

          • He was a smooth bottom actually. Lee Bouvier would be proud.

          • Stephen Elliot Phillips

            Well i do enjoy a naturally smooth bottom. But if ur hairy let it be. Thats sexy too

          • fuzzybits

            There is Girth Brooks.

      • I once read an interview with a very woofy bear by the name of Frank Martini. Asked why he chose such an un-sexy name as Jack Radcliff as his nom-de-porn, he replied “I wouldn’t be able to hear myself being addressed as ‘Rod Everhard’ without giggling!”

  • Lars Littlefield

    Poor guy. I fully support his right to do porn as long as he’s not in uniform.*

    *See what I did there? πŸ™‚

  • Jeffrey

    Love a hot daddy and love some good straight porn. I’ll check out his work.

  • Bill

    Kill people, just don’t fuck ’em.

    The American Way!

  • sfjohn

    He’s not attractive & his wife………..goodlawd people watch her??

    • fuzzybits

      One thing you learn as you get older is one person’s troll is another one’s hot piece. That’s why there’s 80 year old granny porn.

  • MonochromeMouse

    Why the fuck is this still an issue? As long as it wasn’t illegal porn or a rape/snuff film who really gives a fuck? At least 90% of the people pissed off about it watch porn so they have no right to be pissed at what he chooses to do.

    • Because most of the world is stuck on this stupid idea that sex work is morally degrading even though its no different than selling your labor/body in a coal mine. You’re probably also less likely to die of a preventable disease doing porn than in a coal mine, but you know sex is gross because society has a mentality of a 12 year old.

      • dave in boston

        It *is* different from a coal mine! Porn doesn’t pollute the air.

        • Opinion Sousaphones

          Also, nobody wants black lung, but few would object to black dick.

          • Belthazar

            LOL!

          • KCMC

            It’s not Easter till there’s a chocolate bunny in basket.

          • Brendabcox

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          • Manny Espinola

            A ha- ha- ah -ha lolz!

          • cleos_mom

            Well, maybe if the dick’s owner is from someplace like Iceland, a trip to the doctor would be in order.

    • ccc

      Wow. I just watched a segment from one of his films with two women. I am black gay man but I could have made a hotter film. What is the big deal? Straight people and sex – issues!

      NSF link -> http://lusttube.net/kendra-lust-jewles-jade-fuck-suck-jay-voom/

      • Goodboy

        Not hot when they shave off their pubes.

      • Nic Peterson

        That was awful. Nice piece, but the full shave isn’t a good look on any man.

        • It’s certainly not a good look on him.

      • doninkansas

        didn’t do anything for me. if he were covered with hair, maybe, but even then there is just something about him I don’t care for. nice enough cock though.

      • Steven B

        Great minds think alike. That was the first thing I did when I read this and I came across the very same video. That said, I’m not the right person to give a verdict on whether or not straight sex is hot or not.

    • My only issue is why aren’t the hot dudes doing porn?

      • Goodboy

        You ever hear of Dirk Yates or activeduty.com?

        • NOT NEARLY ENOUGH

        • TampaDink

          I’m partial to Dirk Cader….whose face often appears in ads for Island House on this here web thingy.

          • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

            Caber

          • TampaDink

            Oops…on my typo! Jealous as all hell that you’ve met the man….I hope that he’s as nice as I imagine him to be.

          • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

            He’s also a classical musician. I ran into him and his partner at a performance of Mendelssohn’s “Elijah” at Jordan Hall in Boston a few years back. And yes, he does have a nice smile.

          • Robincho

            Were he and his partner NEC-ing in the back row?…

          • TampaDink

            Does this shade of green make me appear too envious?

          • Some of the musical pieces that he has written are quite lovely.

          • Philly Mike

            A Library?
            sorry I could not help being bitchy.

          • TampaDink

            Yummy! Now I need to go spend some alone time.

          • And who is also a very talented musician, a pianist, brass player and composer.

            http://dirkcaber.com/category/music/

          • TampaDink

            I am more impressed with this beautiful man now than ever!

          • Me, too. A man with more to him than just his fantasy-man persona always warms my heart.

            Speaking of which, of course you know Mac McQuade, daddy-bear in excelsis of Macksf.com?

            Well, a while ago my cousin was chatting on a discussion group where everyone was just drooling over Mac, how gorgeous and how butch he is, etc etc. Cousin couldn’t resist chiming in with “Yes, and he’s a very good pianist too!”. At once several people told him he’d just ruined their fantasies and demanded to know who had told him that.

            “My cousin, who’s an old friend of Mac’s current boyf.”

            For all that gossip spreads very fast on the gay internet, I doubt that that that conversation has any connection with the appearance of this picture on Mac’s website a couple of months later. (And, yes, that is his piano.)
            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/42f10687847820c528c872627c0717e4fff22822169a0c8e781b95293356e3a1.jpg

          • TampaDink

            Adding this to the list of wonderful things I’ve learned on J.M.G., thank you, Roger! Mack has many of the same manly qualities that I find so appealing about Dirk.

          • Mack is also quite a competent painter (in a most attractive abstract style) though it’s quite a few years since he showed any of his pictures on his website. (His real day job is that he is a builder.) Though he and my friend are no longer together, they are still the best of friends — which, when you come to think of it, is a rare talent in its own right.

          • TampaDink

            I find it fascinating to learn that some men who are primarily known for adult film work have so many other talents. I guess porn doesn’t pay as well as I’d imagined. πŸ˜‰

          • Yes, fascinating but hardly surprising. After all, there can be hardly be any performer in adult films who has trained since childhood to acquire the skills he (or she) needs for the job, as professional musicians and artists have to do: any man who makes his porn debut at 25, 30 or later already has a life outside of porn, including a real-life job.

            Not necessarily an interesting one, of course — the old “actor/model/waiter” canard applies here as much as to Hollywood — but it’s easy to forget that the adult film industry is a still long way from being a respectable one. Not only does just about everyone in the field work under an assumed name (Paul Baressi being the best known exception) they usually try to keep a very low public profile for fear of endangering their present or future employment. As our semi-hunky SEAL has just learned. πŸ™

            Sure, a self-employed man like Dirk Caber (or Mac) has more freedom here; but that hardly detracts from Mr Caber’s courage in outing himself as a composer– and under his nom de porn too. Long may he flourish!

    • JWC

      Hell the Republicans would not have a problem wiyh another republicans actions What’s the Militaries Hang up If anything they have given this dork more press

    • Ninja0980

      Because people are still hung on the idea that sex is icky, that’s why.

    • ColdCountry

      Is it the porn, or the fact that he had work on the side? I can see the issue of breaking the rules to have a side job, but I don’t think the porn should be the issue.

    • Grumpy Old Man

      Part of the issue is that if you are a federal worker, you have to report and/or get permission to take a second job. Also, Universal Court of Marsupial Justice has rules that need to be followed

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    1. Always do your paperwork when it comes to possible job conflicts. If they say no, then too bad.

    That said, as long as he didn’t use his uniform or link his job with his porn job, then I’m not seeing a problem. As his wife pointed out, military people consume porn just like everybody else.

  • fuzzybits
    • Skip Intro

      Is that Melania’s official first lady portrait?

      • Clive Johnson

        It’s a photo-realistic painting sitting in a gold leaf frame, with colored LED lights blinking on and off around it, mounted next to a portrait of Lincoln.

        • Alexander Crouton-Skitch

          in velvet

      • Suitable for the pee-sident

      • JDS

        Obviously, it will hang in the Whitehouse. Oh wait, she doesn’t live there.

    • TampaDink

      Our 3rd lady. Ugh.

      • Treant

        Third Whore. Please get it right.

        • TampaDink

          To quote our Sec. of Energy, “Oops”.

        • coram nobis

          The British were more classy even here.,

          “Pray good people be civil, I am the Protestant whore” was Nell Gwyn’s cheeky retort to the masses pushing around her coach in the mistaken belief that it was that of the Duchess of Portsmouth, the Catholic Louise de Keroualle.

          ‘Pretty, witty Nell’ was perhaps the best known and remembered mistress of King Charles II.

          http://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK/HistoryofEngland/Nell-Gwyn-Gwynne/

          • fuzzybits

            And it sounded like she was honest about it.

          • Treant

            Extremely, and not at all greedy in her position (except, perhaps, for her son and Charles’, for which we can easily forgive her).

          • Dazzer

            Nell Gwyn was great.

            When the King refused to acknowledge one of her sons with him, she held the kid over a balcony and jokingly threatened to drop the baby.

            To which the King responded: “Good Lady, I pray that you do not drop the Duke of ________”. It sounds worse than it was – but that’s what counted as top-notch wit back then.

          • coram nobis

            Charles II had 13 mistresses, and some of them had a little on the side.

            [John} Churchill’s handsome features and manner – described by Lord Chesterfield as “irresistible to either man or woman” – had soon attracted the ravenous attentions of one of the King’s most noteworthy mistresses, Barbara Villiers, Duchess of Cleveland.[16] But his liaisons with the insatiable temptress were indeed dangerous. One account has it that upon the King’s appearance Churchill leapt out of his lover’s bed and hid in the cupboard, but the King, himself wily in such matters, soon discovered young Churchill, who promptly fell to his knees. “You are a rascal,” said Charles, “but I forgive you because you do it to get your bread.” The story may be apocryphal – another version has Churchill jumping out of the window – but it is widely accepted that he was the father of Cleveland’s daughter, Barbara, born on 16 July 1672 (O.S.)
            — wiki page on John Churchill, 1st Duke of Marlborough

    • TheManicMechanic

      Air Farce One.

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      Keep it classy, Mel

      • TampaDink

        My initial reaction to this photo was “what a large collection of rape whistles…and what an odd way to display them”.

    • pepΓ³n

      Where are her nipples?

      • fuzzybits

        Band aids.

        • pepΓ³n

          You sure they didn’t take them out when they put the silicone in? πŸ˜‰

      • Stogiebear

        Donnie didn’t pay for them so the surgeon repossessed them.

    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      For some reason, this reminds me of this really awful comic artist whose name is synonymous with bad proportions, Rob Liefeld.

    • Statistics Palin

      She’s wearing a chandelier? What’s she high on?

      • TampaDink

        New money.

      • paganguy

        one two three one two three drink

        • TampaDink

          throw ’em back, til I lose count

      • rusty57

        Think of it as an upscale lampshade.

      • Carl

        I was wondering why she has flash drives hanging off her.

        • William

          I thought they were fingernail clippers.

      • 2guysnamedjoe

        With rings on her ******
        and bells on her ******,
        she will have music wherever she goes.

    • Cuberly

      Reason 678.994,000 that I know I’m gay.

      Every time I look at those awful Melania pics from that particular photo shoot I cringe at the awful lighting. It’s so harsh, makes the whole thing look flat and lifeless. Were these taken with a mag lite and an iPhone?

      (Insert exasperated overly exaggerated eye-roll here.)

    • Alexander Crouton-Skitch

      Coffee, Tea, or Mar-a-Lago?

    • Adam King

      Now that’s one tacky piece of cheap pussy right there.

    • DuaneR

      Nice manicure with the gold nails. Are those keychains or led lights that you get at Steamworks?

      • Dazzer

        Not sure if they’re LED or not. But I’m pretty sure that in the dark they pulse red. It’s called Amsterdam Scarlet in the trade.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    Funny how porn might get you kicked out of the military but it’s just peachy keen for First Lady.

    • Todd20036

      Used to be that falling in love with someone of the same gender was enough to get you kicked out, but being in a Nazi hate group is ok

    • Charlie 2001

      He was due to retire in eight months after 23 years of service. This may affect his pension.

      • Philly Mike

        I hope not, we have politicians doing much worse walking away with pensions

        • (((GC)))

          It’s ok if they’re Republicans.

      • lymis

        Cynically, that’s probably why they’re taking action.

    • Adam King

      That’s no lady.

  • JWC

    well at least it was wuith his wife The Horrors if he did with another “Sojur boi”

  • TheManicMechanic

    Warranty void if SEAL is busted.

  • coram nobis

    Every SEAL knows how to guard his flanks and take the enemy in the rear.

  • Dave B
  • Natty Enquirer

    After 23 years, Schmidt certainly knew the rules about outside employment and “morals” and took his chances.

  • Mike_in_the_Tundra

    I hope all of you young men take notice of the dangers of straight porn. Personally, I just find it confusing.

    • Treant

      What IS that thing? It looks like a sad clam and attracts penises…do the men in question get them back, or are they eaten?

      • Stephen Elliot Phillips

        Now now. Straight men are programmed to like it. Just as we gay men are programmed to like what we like.

        • I’ve seen these straight porn and some of these young men could put a little more effort into actually looking like they like it.

          • Stephen Elliot Phillips

            Plenty of gay porn, too, where they look like theyd rather be somewhere else

          • *Cough*CorbinFisher*Cough*

          • Treant

            Borin’ Fisher. Half the time, they’re asleep with their rods in the pond, so to speak.

          • Alexander Crouton-Skitch

            Is that like Toad In the Hole?

        • Mike_in_the_Tundra

          I think the problem is that I don’t recognize many of the landmarks.

          • Stephen Elliot Phillips

            Its a road u dont travel. Lol

        • Treant

          Then they need reprogramming in ex-straight camps, because that’s just sick and wrong.

          • Stephen Elliot Phillips

            Check out
            Gayspiralstories

          • Treant

            You’re terrible.

            I appreciate that.

        • fuzzybits
          • William

            It was called​ ‘Bonanza’.

      • Mike_in_the_Tundra

        Exactly!

      • JDS

        LOL!!!!!

    • safari

      Wild kingdom

    • I’m so sick of the heterosexual agenda being shoved down my throat

      • tommy15

        By the way? I’m still against you liberal scumbags as putrid. Don’t think I will join your evil side. lol

        • What about the gay repukes? and Marcus Bachmann?

          • tommy15

            Bigot and Proud against the filthy gays. I can’t stand illegals too. Michelle Bachmann I like.

          • You need to English better, komrade.
            And stop stalking me

          • tommy15

            I’m stalking to you, queer.. You the one replies to me.

          • You stalked me to this blog from wherever.

            Be gone

          • tommy15

            Go back to your shit fly house as queers. lol

          • Judas Peckerwood

            Aw, look at the self-loathing nazi cruising the JMG comments on the down-low. Pro Tip: Nobody here is interested in your skanky ass, so shove off.

          • tommy15

            Oh another shit fly? Did your same species come back to you as the shit flies? lol

          • Judas Peckerwood

            So do your little nazi buddies know that you hang out on queer websites trying to make “friends”?

          • Carl

            Yes yes trolly mctrollface is here. But so is Chris Hemsworth
            https://media.giphy.com/media/PIDxvqJNkrOrC/giphy.gif

          • Goodboy
          • tommy15

            Must be Buckwheat, huh?

          • BlueberriesForMe

            Just a reminder: the block feature works very well.

          • The stupid stalker still can read my comments and follow me around.
            Wish the block feature were a 2 way street

          • -M-

            Don’t forget to report first. Click on the name to go to the disqus profile, click one the … , click on report, select the reason and click on confirm.

          • Judas Peckerwood

            …he said, typing with one hand…

          • Goodboy

            I love the trolls like you that think they’re clever but come off dumber then shit.

          • tommy15

            Yep, you shit fly trolls are on Alex Jones web site all the time. ha ha

          • Goodboy

            Learn who you’re talking to dumbass.

          • tommy15

            Well look at yourself in the mirror by eating shit from your butt buddies? Then you will see a dumbass like you as a retard. It’s logical. ha ha

          • Goodboy
          • William

            I sense a ‘Joe ex Machina’ coming, complete with a Google Earth view of Tommy’s roof.

          • Claude Jacques Bonhomme
          • William

            We have to be watchful out here in the boonies, help is far away.

          • tommy15

            Man you shit flies have a lot of sissy fits as I am bigot. Which I am Proud. Thank you very much. lol

          • Dean

            I forgot how tiring fifteen-year-olds can be when they haven’t had their nap.

          • tommy15

            Another shit fly. You must be shit fly to the rescue, huh? Bigot and Proud against you shit flies. Thank you very much. Yeah, you shit flies will always whine.

          • Alexander Crouton-Skitch

            … they also spend an inordinate amount of time on gay web sites.

          • Robincho

            “You the one replies to me.” Is English even your SEVENTH “language”? Sorry. You don’t know what “seventh” means…

          • Beagle

            I think t15 is a bot. Poor English, picking up cues from key words, no imagination — not a real human being.

          • Dean Cameron

            Don’t you just hate it when Toddlers get a hold of Mommy’s laptop?

          • Real trumpanzees are nearly indistinguishable from bots & Russian trolls because of their poor English.

          • tommy15

            Man you shit flies is like a fly on a turd. I have to say. lol

          • Goodboy

            Definition of bigot. : a person who is obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices; especially : one who regards or treats the members of a group (as a racial or ethnic group) with hatred and intolerance.

            Good of you to be so honest at least.

          • tommy15

            A shit fly queer? Someone who eats shit, and smell like shit. Also they are Aids infested too by adding to your definition. lol

        • Dean

          Oh look a trolling closet case who doesn’t have the balls to live his true life. Now there’s something you don’t see every day.

    • LovesIrony

      The only problem I have with straight porn is that there are women in it.

  • MikeBx2

    Allegedly? So he’s in a professionally made video, buck naked, drilling his wife and they still have to say “allegedly”. LOL

  • lattebud

    Meh… If I am going to watch straight porn, give me Chad White, who did gay porn early on

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/468e4dacd9365ef66b1b0b7ed41b3b7f882e9fb1e94188fdb47b79588fe89b78.png

    • He looks better with a full beard.

      • TampaDink

        Most men do. Marcus Bachmann is a notable exception.

        • Stephen Elliot Phillips

          Wait marcus does have a full beard…..
          Michelle

          • TampaDink

            Yes….but in his case, the full beard does nothing for his physical appearance.

        • JWC
          • Marcus the the poster child for conversion therapy.

            Why hasn’t he made out with Pastor Pence ?

          • JWC

            There is proof positive he hasn’t

          • That’s exactly why Pastor Pence needs to parade Marcus around

          • TampaDink

            Is that supposed to be one of his clinical success stories?

          • JWC

            Ya Sure uh Huh you bet You know it

          • JWC

            Oh you know it

          • TampaDink

            The young man looks as straight as coiled spring.

          • JWC

            right up to the puckered lips

          • TampaDink

            I suspect that both sets of his lips are puckered.

          • JWC

            hehehe Oh ya

          • Philly Mike

            If they are puckered for Marcus that is very sad.

          • TampaDink

            Not just very sad, disgusting! In my mind his puckers are because he eagerly anticipates a night of proving that the therapy doesn’t work & the therapist is a complete fraud by puckering up with a sexy men who deserve him.

          • Cattleya1

            He looks marginally straighter than Marcus does… Tell me again why Marcus went into the business of converting gay guys – doesn’t that mean he has to spend all day, every day with gay guys?

          • TampaDink

            I have long suspected that he uses some extremely unorthodox treatments…and that his favorite method is sucking the gayness out of young men.

          • Cattleya1

            He looks like he might have sucked the fat out of more than one, as well…

            he

          • TampaDink

            It was his attempt to expand his “clinic” by offering liposuction.

          • nocadrummer

            Marcus makes Liberace seem butch.

          • JWC

            Libarace fooled millions of people because in a very anti gay time (ignorance mostly) people thought it was an act Marcus fooled no one not for a minute

      • I found it (I actually found a better one but what’s Joe’s policy on penis again)?

        https://68.media.tumblr.com/ef3a9b85f4c7ab8370768fc2215c7b99/tumblr_ojvlnqyGFI1tgfymzo3_1280.jpg

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      Nice! Hes got a fatty too. I just googled

      • lattebud

        Check out his twitter feed.. But so NSFW

    • yum

    • Carl

      Yeah, he’s glorious.

  • TampaDink

    O/T: Be careful not to piss off vengeful boyfriends.
    1,100 strangers showed up at his home for sex. He blames Grindr
    http://money.cnn.com/2017/04/14/technology/grindr-lawsuit/index.html

    • Baltimatt

      Ok. They didn’t show up at once.

      • TampaDink

        No. But what a nightmare!

      • Twister

        Today, 09:03 AM
        Baltimatt, on 18 Apr 2017 – 07:55 AM, said:
        The title is wrong. The mother didn’t post the pictures to Facebook, the aunt did after she couldn’t get the police in Texas to do anything.

        Twister:
        I’ve changed it.

        Baltimatt:
        Thank you.

        😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

        Good grief. Your dishonesty is breathtaking!

  • seant426

    *Jay Vroom

    • TampaDink

      Vroom is apparently a big wheel in a national trade association that represents manufacturers, formulators and distributors of pesticides.
      Drop the “r” and the search results turn out much different.

      • seant426

        Pesticides and porn? Is there really that much of a difference? πŸ˜‚

        • TampaDink

          I can’t answer that….since I’m only addicted to one of them & have never even tried pesticides.

          • seant426

            Pesticides, like porn, are everywhere.

          • TampaDink

            Maybe so….but I’m too busy to notice.

  • bkmn

    I think we need to view the evidence – how about 9pm tonight?

  • Blackfork

    Links. Links, please.

  • BearEyes

    meh

    • Adam King

      I enthusiastically support this “meh.” Rah, rah. Hear, hear.

  • Blobby

    if he only raped and killed Iraqi civilians, there’d be no investigation.

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      If he got peed on by russian hookers there would be no investigation

    • ‘Muricans don’t need that no more.

      We have the biggest, yuuuugest , bestest bombs

  • andrew

    Seems to me that fucking on film hasn’t interfered with his military service to his country.

    • Adam King

      I’m sure he thinks that fucking on film is his service to his country.

      • LesbianTippingHabits

        Not re tipping, but I’m sure he’ll welcome Navy Recruiting Command sharing his story with prospective sailors.

  • Lazycrockett

    42 is a bit long in the tooth for porn. Now Im off to watch old active duty videos with Nick Gunner. No actually Im making a window screen for the upstairs.
    Oh the glamour.
    http://hw03.images.buddiesdownload.com/movies/26716/26716_02/previews/5/80/top_9_350x250/26716_02_08.jpg

    • Ninja0980

      I liked Kody and Cameron from the old days myself.

  • Texndoc

    Navy SEALS in porn isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. I had read that his arguement was others knew he did porn for months (?years) and I would guess his looks didn’t make a big ripple. Maybe if we could choose which Navy SEALS did porn…

  • Richard, another Canuck

    I was real excited to click on this story and as the page was loading, I felt that tingling down under. Then the pic came up and I thought that it was William Shatner. I lost whatever excitement I was feeling and that loss was only compounded when Joe mentioned this guy’s wife. What a let down…

  • KQCA

    “Jay Voom.” No indication of his real name nor his connection to his role in the armed forces….until the NAVY publicized it and is driving more traffic to his vids than his producers ever dreamed of! Smart move there, Navy. You deserve the Pat-Robertson-Shooting-Yourself-In-the-Face Award.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq3pgT5DJ-g

    • Zeldacat

      Ewwww. He’s just…eww. I have no idea what any straight woman would see in him, speaking as one.

    • coram nobis

      I believe this is a variant of the Streisand effect.

      Sailor #1: Still no sign of land. How long is it?
      Sailor #2: That’s a rather personal question, sir.
      Sailor #1: (low voice)You stupid git. I meant how long has it been in the lifeboat? You’ve destroyed the atmosphere now.
      — Monty Python

  • Jeffg166

    If you got it flaunt it.

  • Maybe if we paid them a decent salary…?

    • David

      But that would cut into the billionaire’s tax cuts. And we can’t let that happen.

      • Kruhn

        And the expensive toys that are always over budget of the military- industrial complex. Don’t forget about those.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Do Republicans know that their browsing history looking up this dude’s naked pictures can be sold now?

  • David

    What ever. As another commenter said, if you got it, flaunt it.

    • Elsewhere1010

      I just looked. He doesn’t got it.

      • DonMN763

        Beg to differ. I could have fun with that at a glory hole.

        • DrRobY

          Same here.

        • BobSF_94117

          Hold on. They have glory holes in straight porn?

          The things you learn on here…

  • Good for him…. let the pissy snowflakes melt!

  • Alex

    “acting career…” ha ha ha

    • DaddyRay

      Porn sex is very different than actual sex – you have people watching (that you probably will not find attractive), you have to maintain positions that are not natural and sometimes not erotic all while maintaining an erection. Filming can take several hours which depending on what you are doing can make things a bit tender and irritated.

      • Adam King

        Viagra. Problem solved.

        • Opinion Sousaphones

          Well, it would solve one problem… but not the tender and irritated part. Still, he is a Navy SEAL, he should be able to tough it out. He’s been through worse.

          • Adam King

            Lube. Viagra, lube and cocaine.

          • Opinion Sousaphones

            Definitely lube! Viagra is OK too, if one must remain “professional” for some hours, but I think I would prefer pain to cocaine. Pain does not bother me… enough said on that.

        • DaddyRay

          Here is an experience from a porn shoot I was at.

          It was an outdoor shoot in someones back yard. Lesbians were peaking over the fence and laughing. One of the neighbors was some kid blasting the disco version of the Rockford Files theme song over and over again – we probably heard it 30 times. The bottom liked a particular type of lube that attracted bees and the top was freaking out. It was an extremely hot day and everyone was getting frustrated by the end of the shoot. Viagra will only help for the first hour or so.
          It ended up being a very erotic scene on film but in person it was anything but erotic.

  • Stogiebear

    “Schmidt reportedly performs under the name Jay Voom….”

    And Sensenbrenner insists that no one needs to use the interwebz… We’ll just have to see about that!

    EDIT: Well, Sensenbrenner may be correct. The headline, “Video Ends with Warm Cocksucking Scene” pretty much described the video’s content.

  • Joseph Miceli

    Damn. That was disappointing. While I do thank him for his service, I simply do not find him attractive. I know he’ll be broken hearted. πŸ™‚

    • Ben in Oakland

      You and me both. Especially with HER. Eeeewwwww.

  • Carl

    This guy did porn. I jack it to porn. I’d be a hypocrite to criticize this man.

    We have bigger problems.

  • Michael R
  • Crow on a Top Hat

    At least it’s consensual unlike those asshats who post nude pictures of others.

  • Steverino

    My auto mechanic: “Did you blow a seal?”

    Me: “I wish…”

    • Treant

      “Just fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it.”

  • The Sentinel
  • LesbianTippingHabits

    Not re tipping, but:

    1. At least he’s producing porn with his wife. Even Mike Pence would approve.

    2. Any Navy investigation violates this Sailor’s constitutional rights which he swore to support, protect, and defend. Thanks to the Supreme Court, adult porn is fully protected by the First Amendment, as is his exercise of constitutional right, even if someone – like the media – doesn’t like it. Sorry.

    The Adult Video Association and the ACLU should help Defend Our Defender!

    Thank you.

  • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

    I’d sentence him to 20 nights in my bed for not offering to make a film with me

  • fuow

    Well, it’s clearly a big deal over a rather small thing.
    As to the waxing – men are supposed to have fur. Never could understand the whole anti-fur nonsense. That some men let women do that to them is beyond belief. That some gay men do it just goes to prove that the fabulous gene does not select for intelligence.

  • thom

    Fucking Bullshit.

  • Gerry Fisher

    Ohhhhh, leave the guy alone!

  • HomerTh

    So stupid.

  • Ninja0980

    If it was gay porn he’d already had been given the boot.

  • bmoore4026

    What? It’s not like he was doing kiddy porn or with another man or woman. It was with his wife. It’s more or less video taped marital sex.

  • DumbHairyApe

    Let’s get back to Trump and his golden shower fetish.

  • DumbHairyApe

    Seals aren’t known for being particularly hung.

    • djcoastermark

      Oh dear lard. That was, um, well, nature at it’s finest I guess.

    • Ben in Oakland

      Eeeeeeeeee.

      Wwwwwwww.

  • A male soldier has consensual sex with a female and military leaders get upset.

    A female soldier is assaulted by a male soldier and military leaders get upset. With the woman.

    Military leaders are fine with men poking women as long as it isn’t consensual?

  • Oh, Parker

    Remember the good old days when it was us gays that were going to corrupt the military?

  • kcken

    NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW

    Apparently his wife is also porn star, and here they are.
    Dude is built like a brick shit-house! Whoa!

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1077386119

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      He’s got a nice dick. But what are those things on her chest? Are they supposed to be boobs?

      • kcken

        huge implants …

    • Ben in Oakland

      After looking at tHat for 10 seconds, I am now permanently traumatized and will never. Ever even think of being heterosexual again…

      Not that I ever was.

  • KP

    I love this guy Rob The Beast Diesel 9+ inches, fucks like a machine is famous through out the rest of the world for his wild multiple cum shot live stage shows. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5798c6bf5822cbde8cf3f4f6bbcfada03e4516327bd8d8684acd27216a9248c5.jpg

  • saucetin
  • JDS

    He would be a tad better if he didn’t shave his crotch.

  • EqualityForAll

    What I would like to know is why this even made news here on JMG. Is it because it’s porn, and anything to do with porn is presumably newsworthy to the LGBT community? Or, is it because it’s related to the military and is supposedly newsworthy for that reason?

    The guy is not very attractive to begin with, nor are his videos all that hot. Can anybody fill me in on why we’re supposed to enjoy stories like this?

    • I was interested enough to look him up. Not ashamed either!

      • edrex

        yeah. i needed to confirm the story as well.

    • Mansplainer

      I think it has something to do with the archaic institution of the military, and the fact that the people who run it do so with values that are stuck in another era. To the extent that such values affect and/or intersect with the values of LGBT citizens, the story is of interest.

    • Oh I dunno, I wouldn’t kick him outta bed for eatin’ crackers ….

    • Ben in Oakland

      Enjoy, no.

      But it’s worth noting that gay people were kept out of the military because of sexual mattersdone in private. This joker was quite public about it, and is apparently still there.

      If they didn’t have double stands, they would have very few standards at all.

      • EqualityForAll

        I think you overlooked something in this report. This guy is
        currently “under investigation” due to several acts of what is being called inappropriate military conduct. Apparently, what he was doing was just discovered by his commanding officers. It has nothing to do with a double standard – really, it’s all about what is perceived as the same set of standards: Back when gays were not allowed to serve in the military, it was because their behavior was deemed “inappropriate military conduct” as well.

  • Steven B

    I spent six years on the military. Two years as enlisted and 4 years as a commissioned officer followed by 18 years as a civilian employee of Dept of Navy. ANYBODY in the military, especially a career soldier with 23 years of experience, knows that they are required to get written permission before seeking outside employment. Not to mention that the military frowns members who choose to behave in a way that’s discrediting to the service.

    The public needs to know that the military are not subject to the same laws as civilians. They must obey the laws plus the laws set forth when they raise their hand and swear to protect and defend the country against all enemies foreign and domestic. If you choose otherwise then you risk suffering the consequences.

    This man knew better and went ahead with this anyway. I can’t feel sorry for him. That said, after 23 years I hope he doesn’t get a dishonorable discharge. That’s too much time to throw away and try to start over.

    • Richard Drech

      You missed the question: Why is porn itself discrediting to the service?

      Aside from the fact that this guy’s porn was BAD, that he is unattractive, overweight with man tits, has shaved pubes, and a dumb performing name; and that the women would have looked more at home in a dairy barn. I feel more embarrassed for the guy than anything else; embarrassed that
      he has such bad taste as to ‘perform’ in such a low-budget piece of
      dick-dreck.

      There is a lot to question about this guy’s judgment. But we know that soldiers kill, we see a lot of it depicted–sometimes in film, sometimes in news reports, occasionally in real time. No one flinches, no one bats an eye about watching soldiers kill. And we also know that soldiers fuck, and we see plenty of fucking in media. So there’s a hypocritical disconnect at play here.

  • DaveMiller135

    With his wife? Maybe they can help establish precedent over whether “Amateur” is even actually porn? Given the remarkable drop in directing, acting and even set directioon.

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  • Yech, with his wife?

    So wrong.

  • Joe Military

    Uh, let’s start with “infidelity” is against military regulations! You sign a contract, acknowledging that you know that. Which makes me crazy when you consider that fucking general (I have blotted his name out), who was fucking his biographer, and sharing classified info with her. And they let him retire FULL PENSION. Asshole.

    • Ben in Oakland

      Petraeus. Rhymes with Betray Us

  • StSean

    va va voom!

  • StSean

    this may be because i’m gay, but all that make-up and the did nails and hair and the over-the-top jewelry on the women is soooo not a turn on.

  • rextrek1

    maybe IF they PAID the military people enough $$$$ they wouldn’t have too do anything else to GET BY…..how many soldiers are on Food Stamps…LOTS!!!!