DRUGS AND ORGIES: Fake News Pizzagate Inventor Vows To Spill GOP Dirt If Trump Fires Steve Bannon

The Daily Beast reports:

A week after President Donald Trump began to publicly distance himself from White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon, alt-right ringleader Mike Cernovich threatened to release a “motherlode” of stories that could “destroy marriages” if Bannon is formally let go from the administration.

Cernovich made the claims that he’d release a series of “scoops” if Bannon is officially pushed out of the White House on an eleven-minute, self-recorded Periscope Thursday night.

“If they get rid of Bannon, you know what’s gonna happen? The motherlode. If Bannon is removed, there are gonna be divorces, because I know about the mistresses, the sugar babies, the drugs, the pill popping, the orgies. I know everything,” said Cernovich.

  • Henry Auvil

    Nothing like a bracing dip into the deplorables basket now and then.

    • McSwagg

      Just don’t dive in. I hear it’s very shallow.

  • Nowhereman

    Gag me. He looks like a guy who drinks vodka all night and wakes up the next day wondering where all the bruises and scratches came from. I’m surprised he’s ever had sex with another human being.

    • bkmn

      Bannon would do him. In a heartbeat. Especially if he brought booze.

      • kcken

        Vodka enema for two… Checks out.

        • Todd20036

          That would work. Alcoholic enemas increase the potency of alcohol by a factor of 4 versus drinking it

    • TheThruster

      I’m quite a fan of semen, but having this dude go on and on about it, makes me gag. And I never gag…

      • Wynter Marie Starr

        That’s because he doesn’t have semen, he has serum! Super serum at that. Look, he said it. It’s so super, women become addicted and our depression is cured! Aren’t we lucky?

        • TheThruster

          Lucky indeed. And he can rape you without force as well. What a catch! YUK

          • Wynter Marie Starr

            YUK indeed.

        • Stephen Elliot Phillips

          Yes and if u do get preggers from his super serum your uterus has “a way of shutting that whole thing down”
          Remember?

          • Chucktech

            Gawd’s plan, you know…

          • Wynter Marie Starr

            Well, my uterus is pretty smart; most kids think it’s a location device. I still don’t want his super serum anywhere near me. Unfortunately, this guy thinks rape is a okay and just part of what men with super serum can do with no problems.

      • Todd20036

        I have a couple of times. It happens.

        • TheThruster

          lol. Sure. Once in a while you get really lucky 😉

    • kcken

      All that youtube money, and he still can’t afford a toothbrush or a dentist.

    • Hue-Man

      “Rode hard and put away wet”

    • David Walker

      His and buzzed-out bannon’s face skin look scarily similar. One would think that facials with super serum would have the opposite effect.

  • bkmn
    • Guest

      Sam always was too whiney, but is worse now. The show is in need of closure. Spin off Crawley and cas and move on.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    I can’t stand all this teasing anymore with all these stories and evidence and anonymous sources that everybody supposedly has. Somebody pull the trigger already.

    http://i.imgur.com/JuwKW.gif

    • I hope they gave that poor puppy some nummies after that torture.

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        Poor doggie looks a bit like Mitch the Turtle.
        Give the poor thing a cupcake to feel better.

        • Acronym Jim

          What would an obstructionist snowflake do with a cupcake? Or were you talking about the dog?

          • Dreaming Vertebrate

            No cupcakes for the undeserving Turtle!!

        • amati1684

          More than a bit; it’s Mitch’s twin, the good dog.

    • Paula

      Never trust dogs to guard your food!

      • Todd20036

        Dogs don’t trust other dogs to guard their food.

    • JCF

      That’s hysterical!

  • Dagoril

    I now know more about Mike Cernovich’s “super serum” than I ever, ever, wanted to.

    • Todd

      Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive! Able to leap tall buildings at a single bound! Yes, it’s Super Serum!

      • Dagoril

        Don’t forget highly addictive! It’s like Uber-heroin!

        • Todd

          I have to disagree with you. There’s nothing about Cernovich I would find addictive. Repulsive is a better descriptor!

    • vorpal

      Chuck Norris vs. Mike Cernovich’s semen.
      Who would come out on top?

      • JCF

        They’d both come out the bottom.

      • Dagoril

        I’m not sure. But we would ALL be losers hehe.

    • Chucktech

      I had no idea his gizz had the power to keep otherwise bad girls in their place.

      • David Walker

        The man’s a wonder, that’s for sure.

      • Randy Left Brooklyn

        It doesn’t. As usual, he’s delusional.

    • Steverino

      At least he doesn’t refer to it as “precious bodily fluids.”

  • Sam_Handwich

    isn’t this called extortion? and anyway, i don’t think anyone would be surprised to learn that Jared fucks puppies

    • Chucktech

      “Sugar babies.” What about “sugar babies,” is that, like, Ivanka? Uday and Qusay? Maybe spill the beans on whatever little Barron’s mental challenge is?

  • kcken
    • vorpal

      OH SWEET CHOCOLATE EGG LAYING JESUS
      For the sake of my cats and husband, I should never have seen this video.

      • David L. Caster

        Never EVER do this to anyone or living thing you don’t intend to do great harm to.

        • vorpal

          Okay. That rules out the cats.

        • JCF

          SRSLY! Lawsuit territory if ever I saw it.

          • David L. Caster

            A stunt like this could easily cause the collapse of one or both lungs. As you can well imagine, that could be a big problem and one can die from the condition. This is why this “prank” should never be tried.

  • pj

    classy

    • TheThruster

      And quite the charmer, no?

  • Michael R
  • what a weirdo. i swear, the entire republican establishment is nothing but freaks (not the good kind), sickos, perverts, and con artists. and most of them look unhealthy. he’s certainly no prize.

    • Gerry Fisher

      [And following from all that…] “So let’s *definitely* elect a guy who will sweep these folks into the White House! Yeah, that’s the ticket!!!” [heaving sounds]

  • crybabyrepukes

    Sounds like this guy is filled with fake news. Pizza gate – false. Anything about Susan Rice. One of the best ever for National Security Adviser. FACTS. The guy sounds like a complete nut job.

    • marshlc

      Well, he’s filled with something, that seems clear.

    • RoFaWh

      A complete nut job, you say?

      Perfect, then, to join the orange asshole’s inmost circle of advisors.

  • james1200

    He must be talking about that Republican orgy where Chris Christie fucked Michelle Bachmann while Marcus Bachmann penetrated Christie? Full tape available for sale. Send me all your money.

    http://images.gawker.com/yum0optrarp7wveef63d/original.gif

    • Dagoril

      Marcus Bachmann a top. Oh, gurl!

    • easygoingmister

      YIKES!

  • Mike C

    Dude makes it out like the wives of these people don’t also know about the mistresses. Have you look into Melania’s eyes? You think she cares?

    • Bj Lincoln

      She is happy he is not begging her for sex.

    • RoFaWh

      Thanks to someone mentioning it here on JMG, I now possess the unpublished Erle Stanley Gardner mystery “The Knife Slipped” (written under the pseudonym A A Fair). Those who know this miraculous series will smile when I recount Bertha Cool in this new title explaining that she picked her husbands mistresses though he never realized it.

  • I wouldn’t mind right-wingers getting their names dragged through the mud like often happens to liberals, but I have no interest in a bunch of fake news bullshit. He’s not a credible source. What’s he going to do? Tie Republicans to Pizzagate?

    • when i take into account that the #1 rule of republicans is Projection, i am not so sure he’s lying about this. i mean, the list of rethugs getting caught in sexually compromising situations is too long to put in a single post, at this point. but i am only partially considering that he’s lying (in this case), given the people he hangs with.

      • marshlc

        I figure he’s lying because he’s clearly incapable of keeping a thought in his head for long enough to write it down.

        As to the scandals existing? Yeah, of course they exist. All I doubt is that this asshole knows them, or, knowing them, can remember them the next morning.

      • It would be shocking if anyone with even the least bit of insider info in DC couldn’t rattle off a list of two dozen officeholders and cabinet members, etc. of either party who have sexual secrets. David Vitter wasn’t the only one patronizing prostitutes, for example. So yes he probably knows some shit. Does he have proof though or would it just be gossip. And given that he doesn’t have any credibility as a news source then no.

        Also, in that pic above is that the backdrop from Dave Rubin’s show? WTF?

  • Do Something Nice

    I think Trump was right – he could shoot someone on 5th Ave and still win an election.

    So these threats are not really threats.

  • SunsetGay

    I wonder if Dave Rubin still considers this man a “classical liberal” who is part of the “New Center.” After all, he has been inviting these alt-right loonies into his studio and treating them all like Queen Elizabeth coming over for tea.

    • Buddyboy

      Dave Rubin has worse timing than Dennis Miller. Trying to whip up outrage (and therefore fame) about social justice warriors and political correctness at the same time Trump is crashing and blundering about the world stage makes him among the most irrelevant observers of our age.

  • Secure

    Does he have mud on Tony Perkins? Dear President Trump – please fire Bannon ASAP!

  • David Milley

    That’s not super-serum; it’s steroids.

    • Friday

      Since we know he’s a liar it’s probably some unpleasant discharge or other. 🙂

    • McSwagg

      That might explain the “addiction” bit.

  • Dagoril

    More pizzagate-caliber “scoops” are hardly going to ruin any marriages. Unless he has proof, this is just more Republican Whackadoodlery.

    • Bj Lincoln

      Proof? What’s that? He don’t need no stinking proof!
      /s

      • Sissy Spacedout

        No need for the /s, we’re talking about a reactionary. 🙂

        • Bj Lincoln

          Habit so there are no problems.

    • Steverino

      It could be the real deal. Since right-wingers project, pizzagate may have its origin in some egregious / criminal sexual scandal on their side of the aisle that Cernovitch is privy to, but projected on Hillary Clinton.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    “destroy marriages”?!?!!? Oh noes!!!

    • McSwagg

      Right!!! I thought that was OUR job.

  • j.martindale
  • billbear1961

    Unleash every scandal you can, psycho!

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Do NOT use the “u” word around Mike Supercum.

      • Friday

        What a whackjob, in several senses of the term. 🙂

        • billbear1961

          lol

  • Friday

    Sounds like a good deal all around: Bannon gets fired, Republicans get some of their misdeeds and hypocrisy exposed, and this Cernovich creep gets sued back into the Mesolithic by Republicans cause he can’t help lying in the process. 🙂 Let’s do this. 🙂

  • Sissy Spacedout

    “Super serum” seriously?

    Hey, I like sperm as much as the next fag. But holy moldy batman!

    too funny.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Yeah – more cringeworthy than the dumbest cum-hound porn.

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      Does super serum also addict sissies? Or is it only a female thing?
      Inquiring minds want to know

      • Lumpy Gaga

        The Man with the Golden Throat.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    What, no fluoride tweets?

  • DaddyRay

    We are going to need some proof that you have what you say you have is so damaging before we believe you

    • Bj Lincoln

      Proof? Like real facts? Ha ha ha! You are funny!

    • Chucktech

      “OK, lemme rub out some gizz for you. There’s yer goddam proof.”

  • BearEyes

    I’m sure his “news” will have all the integrity of pizza-gate.
    Though if there is a grain of truth to bring down a rethug or 2, go for it.

  • Mr. M

    I find it interesting. That Cernovich has this amazing “source” where he gets all of his top secret info from. Like when he said Trump was going to bomb Syria early in the morning before Trump actually did. Funny, Trump also told the Russians beforehand. Could Cernovich’s “source” be in fact, a Russian?…

    • McSwagg

      A Russkie? Why limit him to just one?

  • KP

    60 minutes gave this a-hole a segment to tout his bs with almost no push back.

    • Bj Lincoln

      I saw that.

    • billbear1961

      The media’s abject FAILURE is the MAIN reason this republic is dying.

      • MBear

        *has died

        • billbear1961

          Yes, I think it quite probably HAS died.

          Largely because we can’t rely on the media AND because the fascists are starting to stack the courts, I think chances of a revival are slim.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Mike Cumovich.

  • Gigi

    Is “family values” Republicans doing drugs and having mistresses really news to anyone? Do you actually think their wives care or don’t know? They’re just happy their letchy husbands are pawing at them.

  • Lakeview Bob

    I am so glad I am not wired with enough hate to be a REPULSIVEcon.

    • McSwagg

      Tsarbucks will certainly serve you an invigorating beverage to overcum your lack of vim and vigor.

  • Sam_Handwich

    my hunch is that Bannon cleans up his act and starts conforming to whatever the fuck is considered “normal” in this white house. to walk away would be giving up too much power.

    • Sissy Spacedout

      I doubt that’s a possibility for him.

    • billbear1961

      As long as he can pretend he’s not admitting he’s done anything wrong.

    • Chucktech

      Step One is admitting you have a problem…

      • McSwagg

        Why would he consider admitting that he has a problem? In his mind, there is no problem. Recognition has to happen first, then admission.

    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      The problem is if he goes too “establishment,” won’t the Breitbart/Nazi crowd turn against him as well? Then he has no power base and is expendable because Kushner is KNOWN to harbor intense and long-lasting grudges. Kushner once called dumping former Dem friends who didn’t like Trump as exfoliation.

      • McSwagg

        Brushing dandruff from your shoulders could also be considered to be exfoliation.

  • Rick

    Tease.

  • Gay Fordham Prep Grad

    I hate to admit this but I find him strangely hot.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      There’s a time and a place for tricking with nutjobs and it’s called college.

      • easygoingmister

        HA!

    • billbear1961

      Something wrong with his skin, not to mention, of course, his MIND.

      • McSwagg

        Those are both symptoms of syphilis.

  • Pollos Hermanos
  • Rick

    He seems rather concerned about the quality of his semen. I’m guessing he’s sterile.

  • dcurlee

    Looks and sounds like a meth head

    • David

      You mean a Dump supporter.

      • MBear

        you say potato…

      • 2guysnamedjoe

        But that would be repeating oneself.

    • Steverino

      A disheveled skid-row drunk like Bannon.

      • William

        Nothing a hose, scrub brush and ball gag wouldn’t fix.

        • Paula

          It would sound more appealing if electricity was involved

          • William

            Extra crispy it is!

      • Andymac3

        They must have bonded while snorting the same line of coke off a meth heads crotch.

        • David Walker

          I think it was while they were comparing semen.

    • Todd20036

      I don’t think Mr. Pizzagate will be able to release ANYTHING that will piss off the Trumpanzees, even if it is true. After all, Trump said on camera, that he could kill someone and not lose a vote.

      On this, I’d have to agree

  • David

    Drugs and Orgies and STD’s Oh My….

    • DaddyRay

      That is how Donald contacted Syphilis …allegedly

      • billbear1961

        The best people are saying it!

      • McSwagg

        Wow!!!!
        A drug fueled, orgiastic seance where the contacted Syphilis Schlafly from the bowels of Dis.

  • Stephen Elliot Phillips

    Super serum? Lol.
    They really do live in a fantasy world. Maybe we should ban porn. Straight porn that is.

    • DaddyRay

      I will take a Super Serum Latte, extra cream

      • McSwagg

        It’s the signature drink this spring at Tsarbucks.

  • Sissy Spacedout

    Isn’t it illegal to advocate that other people TRY to rape people?

    It bloody well should be.

    • Bj Lincoln

      Americans can say anything because of free speech. That said, I think we need to have Hate Speech laws that clearly include things like promoting rape with fake or misleading info.

      • Sissy Spacedout

        I had thought advocating terrorism was illegal? Even in the USA. 🙂

  • DaddyRay

    OK Anonymous, do your stuff

  • marshlc

    Aw, hon, no. That’s just what you pay hookers to tell you, it’s not really true.

  • bonncaruso

    OMG

  • Jeffrey

    Threatening Trump will not work out well for Cernovitch. Please proceed.

    • -M-

      It’s a case of no matter which of them loses the most all the rest of us win. 😋

  • He has proven zero credibility so it’s a non-thr3at.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      He has credibility among the credulous (like Edgar Welch, that freak who shot up the pizza parlor). The credulous are the ones who voted this regime into office, and if they turn against the regime, it will have no popular support left at all.

      • Chucktech

        The credulous are the ones who voted this regime …

        As I’ve said all along, we have blisteringly stupid (and deplorable and traitorous) Americans to blame for Trump.

  • Chucktech

    If Bannon is removed, there are gonna be divorces, because I know about the mistresses, the sugar babies, the drugs, the pill popping, the orgies. I know everything,” said Cernovich.

    Really know your way around the swamp, don’t you?

    • RoFaWh

      He’s listing what he himself does.

  • ccc
  • JWC

    Ok Headline grabber who cares. Get rid of Bannon and soepenia your sorry ass into court and see if your shit is any more than “He said She said”

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    What a wanker… Like a bad seed child …If I don’t get my way I’m burning the house down

    • Chucktech

      All that golden gizz just wanked away…

  • Sam_Handwich

    here’s a rather lengthy piece posted yesterday at Vanity Fair about all the bitch fighting in the WH

    http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/04/jared-kushner-steve-bannon-white-house-civil-war

  • Thorn Spike

    He sure doesn’t look like he eats clean and trains hard. Just sayin’.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Looks like he never cleans and hardly trains.
      Ewww!

  • David

    And looking at this guy, he definitely has a lot of personal knowlege of drugs and STD’s.

  • FAEN

    I’ll believe it when I see it.

  • BeaverTales

    When you read online biographies of both Jared Kushner and Steve Bannon, you know which one is the face of Dominionist Evil and which one is just an Ultradox Jew. Cernovitch represents Bannon’s delusional, conspiratorial and messianic anti-Semitic wingnuts.

    The Trump inner circle version of Liaisons dangereuses might not end so badly after all if Kushner is the guy who has Trump’s Ear..

  • Sam_Handwich

    this sure is odd, since she was booted from the NSC a week ago

    https://twitter.com/PeterWSJ/status/853025519616569344

    • She was one of Flynn’s favorites, if memory serves, one of the few remaining.

      It does seem a little odd she’s the only one who traveled with Donald.

      • Hunter M

        She picked the short straw.

    • TampaDink

      Maybe hair furor is throwing her a going away party….
      “Have a good time in Singapore & stick to the script that president Steve wrote for you when the investigators subpoena you.”

  • David

    Did you ever notice that wingnut white guys always look like homeless crack-heads?

    • David L. Caster

      Not merely a coincidence.

  • Michael McReavy

    An older (Oct. 31/16) but interesting profile on this clown from the New Yorker.
    http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/10/31/trolls-for-trump

  • Randy503

    Oh no! He’ll reveal that Donal Trump cheats on his wife! Stop the presses!

    • Adam King

      Maybe that’s why the First Tramp doesn’t even pretend to live with him.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Anyone who believes this ficitonalist richly deserves the sad consequences.

  • ceeenbee

    It should give pause to all that this idiot even says he has evidence of bad behavior.

    So now the tiny fingered, cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon is being blackmailed by both comrade putin and the nazis.

    To the idiots who voted for the tiny fingered, cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon — Are you proud of yourselves now?

  • M Jackson

    I order a wonderful exfoliant from Japan, Kyoku and only $17 on Amazon, that I could recommend to him. But it’s more important to me that he die quickly from the meth, unloved and soon forgotten.

  • TuuxKabin

    A_S volunteered to shtupp this one yet? Too early?

    • McSwagg

      This one is MUCH too old for A_S. He like them pubescent.

  • andrew

    This sounds like a win/win/win: Bannon is out of the White House, unsubstantiated shade is thrown at Republicans and Cernovich is hit with law suits.

  • Mlawrence

    Why do all of these alt-right guys have red blotches on their faces?

    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      Meth?

    • MBear

      Makeup is for sissies

    • David

      A lifetime of drug and alcohol abuse with untreated mental illnesses.

      • RoFaWh

        And now, like a tomato forgotten on a warm window sill, the rot is spreading fast. He’s not going to be pretty when he ages.

    • Adam King

      If you drink all day and use amphetamines to stay awake so you can compose nasty tweets, that’s what happens.

    • David

      Bathing is only for them liberals.

    • jefe5084

      I think this loser has rosacea. Bannon is a boozer. Trump is just freaking beyond ugly.

  • Jeffrey

    For the record, I have no problem with drugs, orgies or pizza or any combination thereof.

    • MBear

      Even if you have to have republicans involved in that mix?

  • David

    Well now Mr. Herpes. Why don’t you tell us all your sexual perversions. I’m sure they’re quite creative – and illegal I need many places.

    • TampaDink

      I think he left us a big hint in that last tweet posted above…disbelieving that date rape happens certainly sounds like an admission of being a date rapist.

      • kareemachan

        And raping without force = drugs, IMO.

        • TampaDink

          More than likely.

  • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

    Sounds like extortion to me…isn’t that illegal or something?

  • Andymac3
  • Snarkaholic

    The skin on his face reminds me of the Lovely Ladies in Les Mis.

  • Jellybean

    Isn’t blackmail against the law?

    • David

      Not if you’re a wingnut.

  • Oh, Parker
    • David

      Ms. Ruth Brown.

  • JWC

    O/T Lust to add to the nix GREEN = Legal YELLOW=Misdemeanor ORANGE= Felony and Misdemeanor RED= Felony https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b32961401aa5fe230f3c493b7de76fd680e78b9f3985618b9c697e23d6eadd7c.png

    • for…what?

    • Lars Littlefield

      ? What the hell is this about? It’s so NOT self explanatory.

  • It might be nice to daydream and speculate…but the plain fact is Cernovich is full of shit nearly all of the time. Just not credible.

  • Gerry Fisher

    I know we’ve never been morally pure as a country, but I wish we’d check our moral compass as often as we used to. This is all about power, money, corruption, and sleaze. How will the nation “take a shower” after this whole thing passes?!

    • David Walker

      Especially since the water supply will be polluted.

    • McSwagg

      Be careful what you wish for. That compass used to declare that LGBT people were immoral.

  • BlueberriesForMe

    He sure doesn’t look like someone who “eats clean” and
    “trains hard”. Then again, this is not a surprise.

    • RoFaWh

      Partial decoding: “clean” refers to Mr. Clean. Cernovich has a thing for big muscular hunks. With one earring.

    • McSwagg

      It’s short for “eats cleaner” and “trains hardly at all”.

  • CandyDarling
    • Lars Littlefield

      Not even a pearl necklace?

      • Mike_in_the_Tundra

        I always do something wrong and end up with a pearl tiara.

    • Mike_in_the_Tundra

      Good memory.

  • JT

    alt-right ringleader Mike Cernovich

    He looks as if he knows about hookers and blow.

  • Lars Littlefield

    Well, I’m skeered. How’s about you all? Let ‘er rip ya mentally ill potato chip. Make it rain. Tell it all. We’re waiting.

  • jptommy

    why do all of these people look like they have a syphilis rash?

    • Clive Johnson

      An unfortunate side effect of being a genius member of the Master Race.

      • Jamie_Johnson

        Genius or genus?I’m going with the latter.

    • JWC

      Could it be that they slept with Trump

    • M Jackson

      It’s like Eczema is a status symbol.

  • Clive Johnson

    A beautiful irony of this is that the right-wing ethos of ‘It doesn’t matter if it’s true, as long as we’re winning’ ethos that Fox News, right-wing hate radio, breitbart and the GOP have been validating for years now, is coming back to bite them hard. I hope the alleged “motherlode” gets dropped soon.

  • Ginger Snap

    The pic that Joe uses for this dumb ass always makes me think, did he just emerge from a meth fisting weekend.

  • M Jackson

    What’s going to take him first, the syphillis or the meth?

    • William

      Auto-erotic asphyxiation.

  • KnownDonorDad

    No Bannon and dirt spilled on GOP? Win-win.

    • TimJ

      I say God Bless and Go Forward Mister!

  • Piona O.

    Super serum. This guy reminds me of General Jack T. Ripper, but nowhere near as handsome or charming or powerful or accomplished.

  • Jack

    Now if Bannon stays on, we can claim Trump caved.

  • TampaZeke

    This just shows how full of shit Republicans are with their “Christian family values”. They KNOW that they are lying hypocrites but they’re willing to keep all of the hypocrisy secret until they can use it as a weapon against fellow conservatives who don’t pass their party purity test.

  • -M-

    That sounds like a blackmail threat and allegation of corruption that the FBI, Congress, Department of Justice and maybe the Secret Service should investigate. 😈

  • DesertSun59

    He is what is known as an unreliable witness. Nothing he says can be trusted. He needs to leave the scene.

  • another_steve

    I assume this has been observed and remarked upon a thousand times in these JMG threads, so my apologies in advance…

    …but doesn’t he remind you of Fred Flintstone?

  • JCF

    Geez, Joe, were all those misogyny quotes really necessary?

    http://www.gifbin.com/bin/082009/1250675188_family_guy_barfing.gif

    Judging by this putz’s face, his “super serum” is flavored by the same cheap gin which marks Bannon’s face!

  • Gianni

    He has a big thing for semen. It even treats depression in women. WTF, only women?

    • RoFaWh

      If you are nice to him, really, really nice, he’ll show you his collection of used condoms picked up in lovers’ lanes.

  • MoonlightUnkindledOne

    Apparently someone needs to tell Mr. Pizzagate what rape is. Any volunteers?
    I’ll go first.
    From Cornell University, for date rape: https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/date_rape
    Forcible sexual intercourse by a male acquaintance of a woman, during a voluntary social engagement in which the woman did not intend to submit to the sexual advances and resisted the acts by verbal refusals, denials, pleas to stop, and/or fighting back. The fact that the parties knew each other or that the woman willingly accompanied the man are not legal defenses to a charge of rape.

  • Robin Bailey

    I bet he’d be a real party favor on a little GHB.

  • Pat

    Ew, just reading his tweets makes me want to shower. So much compensatory chest thumping. It’s like ever since Cheeto boy was elected, the sewers were working double time purging their rats. I’d like to meet his woman. I hope he has extra patches in case she springs a leak from all that precious bodily fluid of his.

  • Grumpy Old Man