BRITAIN: Trump Demands Royal Carriage Procession For October Visit Despite UK Security Concerns

Britain’s Sunday Times reports:

Donald Trump waving from the Queen’s royal carriage is not a scenario many would have foreseen a year ago, but it has become a very real prospect, forcing security services to plan an unprecedented lockdown.

The White House has made clear it regards the carriage procession down the Mall as an essential element of the itinerary for the visit currently planned for the second week of October, according to officials.

Security sources have warned, however, that the procession will require a “monster” security operation, far greater than for any recent state visit.

From the International Business Times:

The Metropolitan Police are preparing for one of the largest public order operations in years, as hundreds of thousands of people are expected to come to Westminster to protest at Trump’s state visit, which was postponed from earlier this year.

In 2011, Barack Obama arrived at Buckingham Palace, travelling in an armoured motorcade, protected in a bullet and bomb-proof car. “The vehicle which carries the president of the United States is a spectacular vehicle. It is designed to withstand a massive attack, like a low-level rocket grenade,” a source told the Times.

“If he’s in that vehicle he is incredibly well protected and on top of that it can travel at enormous speed. If he is in a golden coach being dragged up the Mall by a couple of horses, the risk factor is dramatically increased.

  • Eric Lewis

    How embarrassing. Jesus this has to be a joke.

    • Captain Jack

      ^^^^^^^ what he said… To infinity!

    • Stubenville

      Well, 45 does like all things shiny and gold.

      • John

        actually I think he’s more dull and brown ….

    • Nowhereman

      This used to be the sort of story you’d see in The Onion. Now it’s actually real news.

  • safari

    Of course he does.

  • PickyPecker
    • David Milley

      Three wives to go …

      • billbear1961

        And two murders!

      • Snarkaholic

        Ivana of Arrogant
        Tiffany Bawlin’
        Melania See More (profit)
        ? of Sleaze
        ? Coward
        ? Narc

        • olandp

          Tiffany is his unfortunate daughter from his marriage to Marla Maples. I try not to hold the accident of her birth against her, she can’t help who her father is.

          • McSwagg

            So Marla the Syrupy?

          • Snarkaholic

            Whoops…corrected.

      • E.A. Blair

        Trump ran into one of his exes the other day…he told his driver to back up and run into her again.

    • Acronym Jim

      Unfortunately for the rest of the world, Trump is the one on the floor between these two gents.

      (Hint: Google Holbein the ambassadors)

      http://www.takeonepicture.org.uk/img/photos/picture/ambassadors.jpg

      • JCF

        Ah, nothing like a good ol’ memento mori

  • DP

    As an Englishman, may I just say “Oh do me a fucking favour>>>”

    • David Walker

      Invest in art supply companies. Posters, markers, that sort of thing. I’m looking forward to creative comments…nasty and lots of them.

  • bkmn
  • That_Looks_Delicious
  • billbear1961

    Don’t give the bastard this, Britain!

    DON’T!!

    • PeterC

      Tell trump it is his choice’ either stay home or go to Hell.

    • paganguy

      Oh, I don’t know. I say if he wants to forgo security so he can play Cinderella in a gilt carriage, let him. But they should make it clear that if he does, he’s on his own.

      • billbear1961

        Yes, I do NOT want the Queen subjected to that DISGRACE.

        • BudClark

          I’m sure, at her age, Her Majesty can arrange to be “indisposed.”

      • Ray Taylor

        Besides he will have to pay the Queen any damages to the carriage from his personal estate. IE: Replacement.

  • CanuckDon

    Use plastic horses on rollers.

    • billbear1961

      He can ride one of them.

      I hope the Queen excuses herself from this sorry spectacle.

      Someone else in the family can fill in for her.

      • PeterC

        “Like a gardener” ???

      • David Milley

        One of the corgies, for instance.

        • Margaret Rushton

          No, don’t subject the dogs to this asshole.

          • Nowhereman

            I agree.

        • Gustav2

          The RSPCA would stop that in a heartbeat.

      • Nowhereman

        I hope the whole Royal Family and upper level politicians ignore him.

      • Paula

        I hope Camilla is available or maybe her husband Jar-Jar…

        • billbear1961

          Lower!

      • Robincho

        It seems to me that the Queen could simply shitcan this sideshow. Am I being naïve? Very recently, Parliament was actively debating whether his mere presence in London would constitute an “embarrassment” for Her Majesty…

        • Dazzer

          Because it’s a ‘State Visit’, the Queen can’t actively prevent this.

          However, the Queen has had 70-years experience of making it clear when she regards someone as a witless prick.

          And the Royal Court has had centuries of doing it.

          The Queen can’t stop this, but it’s well within her power to make him an international laughing stock.

          • greenmanTN

            I remember when there was a “scandal” (tempest in a teapot really) when Michelle Obama actually TOUCHED the Queen. She put her hand on the Queen’s back as they were walking. But I watched the videos of the event and while it might have been a break with decorum, Elizabeth seemed thoroughly charmed by both the Obamas.

            The utterly classless Trumps? I’m thinking… not so much.

            Another thing from the Obama visit that was funny, the gift Barack gave the Queen? An iPod loaded with music, for which he was mocked. Michelle was on a talk show (Ellen, I think) shortly afterward and was asked about it, and her response was “That wasn’t me! I didn’t have anything to do with it, that was all their idea!”

          • Dazzer

            The Windsors give every appearance of really, sincerely enjoying the Obamas’ company.

            The Queen and Duke of Edinburgh always turned out – even when it was pouring down with rain – to welcome them and the smiles of welcome always reached their eyes.

            And William and Harry seem to adore them – they’re always joking around. And it was telling that the only head of state William and Catherine allowed to have any extended photo-op with Prince George was Obama.

            I always got the impression that the Obamas were always made genuinely welcome by the Royal Family.

          • John

            Oh, I sooo hope she does…

      • Beagle

        Maybe a twelfth cousin somewhere.

  • Gigi

    Imagine the outrage from the right if Obama had made similar demands!

    • Stubenville

      I can hear the cries of “uppity n*****!”

  • kmcdevitt

    Maybe he’ll plant his face in some royal horseshit….

  • Happy_Housewife

    They should organize so that no one shows up. Make it as pathetic as his inauguration.

    • billbear1961

      That’s an idea, but a surging sea of ANGRY and LOUD protesters could have a stunning impact!

      • Happy_Housewife

        But that’s what happens everywhere he goes 😉

      • Nowhereman

        How about we split the difference. Make sure that the Royal Family is engaged elsewhere, and that their upper level politicians also have better things to do while Trump is there. Meanwhile, organize YUUGE street protests to follow him wherever he goes. The British are experts at creative insults.

        • Ray Taylor

          And make him walk.

          • JCF

            …then Hung, Drawn & Quartered!

        • John

          I’m afraid a “creative” insult would be wasted on him. He’d NEVER get it. He’d have to have an IQ above room temperature to understand one.

      • David Walker

        May he receive the welcome he so richly deserves.

      • John

        Yeah it would but you can bet it would be interpreted as support and approval…bigly….. you know…alternate facts… /s

        • billbear1961

          The late-night shows would have a field day!

  • MBear

    >gag<

  • billbear1961

    Jesus, I hope the monster is DEAFENED by RELENTLESS shouts of protest!!

    Break the fascist’s eardrums, London!!

    We are WITH you!!

  • Dagoril

    God I hate this slob. Maybe the UK can “forget” the security detail, and make the world a better place.

    • Snarkaholic

      I hope it’s an open carriage…and they put plastic slipcovers on the seats…and then hand out rotten eggs to all!

  • BearEyes

    It will show the world this little emperor truly has no clothes.
    And as beautiful a carriage it is, at least it can be rebuilt – you know, should anything um happen

  • Matt

    Five bucks says if that thing wasn’t encrusted in tacky looking gold, cheeto wouldn’t be interested. The only thing that keeps him from being plain white trash is his money.

    • bzrd

      OPM

  • Mary Kaye

    GB, you have the permission of the American people to tell him no.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    Dear UK, just spray-paint one of these gold and let him go “Vroom, vroom.” K thx bye.

    http://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/images/g/4xoAAOSwKOJYIowI/s-l225.jpg

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN
  • yes b’y
  • djcoastermark

    Oh ffs, and cheese and rice. The orange one is trying to out queen the queen !

  • pj

    this is unbelievable. dosent anybody say no to this asshole?

  • Trump thinks he is ROYALTY…but in truth he has never been liked by his parents, wives, children and now the country….

    http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/galleries/x701/114130.jpg

    • bzrd

      thoughts and prayers
      thought, arrested before summer
      prayer, in prison for treason

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    • David Walker

      Brilliant! Thank you!

    • Steverino

      Royalty is quite experienced in dealing with pretenders.

    • lovingparentof2

      Still whining that you lost??? #safeplace #babypacifier

  • David

    So Dump has found yet another way of pissing off our closest ally.

    Heck of a job Dumpy.

  • DaddyRay

    If he manages to get his way the people of Britain should point and laugh as he goes by

  • marshlc

    I thought The Onion, but no, it’s the Times. Jesus Christ.

    • Nowhereman

      I had to stop reading The Onion.

  • Livin’ In WIlton

    Oh, this is a simple one… Let him ride in his carriage with whatever minimal security would have been used for the motorcade. Problem solved.

    • Todd

      That’s the best idea, and it would solve so many problems at once. Seeing how much the public loves him, I’m sure he’d be perfectly safe.

    • Sissy Spacedout

      Apparently, the Queen would be riding with him in the carriage…

      I don’t give a fuck what happens to your president, but I’d rather she dies a dignified death in her bed. I’d also rather she not have to meet with him, but she’s had to meet with unpleasant bastards before. 🙂

      • Skeptical_Inquirer

        I’m hoping she’s ill that day she has to stay at home and everybody else just happens to be out of the country.

        • Beagle

          Ill or “ill”? Or does it matter?

        • Sissy Spacedout

          Hey, he’s orange. We can stick him in a magical pumpkin. 🙂

          Pull it with mice. It’ll be FAB!!!!

    • RobynWatts

      Let him ride down a very steep hill, minus the horses. I bet Great Britain would love to see a bigly crash.

  • Michael R
    • billbear1961

      I hope he’ll see an OCEAN of those signs in London.

      I hope he’ll be afraid to show his goddamned FACE in ANY city ANYWHERE in the WORLD.

      But he can go and STAY in Moscow!!

      • Gustav2

        Trump has no idea how bad the reception will be by the general public.

        • billbear1961

          May he flee in inglorious PANIC from the scene!

      • E.A. Blair

        Let’s put him on the no-fly list while he’s overseas.

    • Mickey Bitsko

      Which brings up the question of who does Trumpy expect to wave at, hundreds of thousands of very vocal protesters, many of whom would love to duff him up?

      Sounds good to me.

  • easygoingmister

    No.

  • Ross

    Pitiful is as pitiful does.

  • Jack

    I feel bad for the horses.

    As for British security, can’t they just depend on Brits being well behaved?

    • billbear1961

      I hope they will not behave AT ALL!!

    • billbear1961

      If the bastard ever comes north of the border, if he comes to Ottawa, we will make a POINT of going to BOO the BASTARD!!

      • Sissy Spacedout

        Has he even asked to visit us?

        God, I hope Trudeau was smart enough not to issue an invitation..

        • billbear1961

          I don’t think so, especially as he’s about as popular here as the PLAGUE.

  • DaddyRay

    Maybe the Stable Masters could give the horses laxatives or something that gives them gas

  • Randy503

    And I thought that I had a Downton Abbey complex…

  • safari

    Why is it I picture him buying his own golden coach to ride around the capital?

    • JDS

      Don’t give him ideas.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      I don’t know. I see the Secret Service paying for one, though.

    • Nowhereman

      Well, he DID want a North Korean style military parade for his pathetic inauguration…

    • Stogiebear

      And by “buying his own golden coach” you doubtless mean with OUR money.

    • robirob

      Buying, as in paying for it himself? You can bet that he demands the taxpayers to foot the bill.

    • Jamie Brewer

      We all know he adores golden showers…

  • JDS

    Who does he think he is? The Queen? What a disgrace.

  • Mark

    DJT is a narcissistic, self-aggrandizing steaming pile of fetid shit.

    • Lakeview Bob

      Sums it up nicely.

  • DaddyRay

    It is cute that Trump still thinks he will be President in October

    • Lakeview Bob

      LOL. Thanks for my first chuckle of the day.

    • John

      We can only hope…. (that he won’t be)

  • Sissy Spacedout

    You’ve got to be shitting me.

    Jesus Christ. Impeach him. Before he disgraces the office even more than he already has.

  • coram nobis
    • billbear1961

      Frankly, I prefer the Kaiser to Trump.

      • Sissy Spacedout

        He was less whiny…

      • bzrd

        at least the kaiser was Queen Victoria’s first grand child, and related to many royal houses of Europe unlike the dump who is only related to excrement waiting to be flushed

  • Lakeview Bob

    Un-fucking- believable.

  • billbear1961
  • KCMC
  • That_Looks_Delicious

    This, in a gold-plated carriage, would still smell the same.

    http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/235/877/a43.png

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Why hide that light under a bushel? Let the fart sing out strong!

  • Gustav2

    Who does he think he is? President Xi?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8f2dfc2547cec64bec034aeac6286d1d24240f3b74ecd2c71a1dc337be3982c3.jpg

    This is why they asked for it.

    • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

      The teenager prez always wants to compare dick size.

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      Xi may be in charge of a gargantuan country with an immense amount of wealth, full of citizens who can and do produce a ton of goods for the world and that represent an ancient culture.

      But Trump likes gold. And has money. And bombs. And his daughter has a hot ass.

      Why could Britain not see his superiority in comparison?

  • Sam_Handwich

    since he refuses to show us his long form birth certificate, we can only continue to assume he’s the lovechild of Liberace and a Saudi Prince

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Stencil a load limit on the side of the carriage.

  • superindy

    Well, if the carriage is way less secure, by all means, let the big boob ride in it. Maybe save the world.

  • What an asshole.

    • Nowhereman

      That seems to be the universal sentiment. I really hope that they refuse to cater to him in this way. Trump is a rude jackass. He does not deserve the Royal Treatment.

  • Nowhereman

    I hope they tell him to sit on it and spin. He doesn’t deserve it. What an asshole. And since when does the guest demand how they will be treated?

  • David

    Dear people of the UK,
    Are you going to sit back and let the Royal Staye Coach be defiled by the orange shit-scab?!!

  • DaddyRay
  • Dean Cameron

    No. He’ll stop for lunch and get ketchup all over the seats!

    • David

      He’s such white trash, he’ll want it taken to the McDonald’s drive-thru.

  • Taylor

    Will he still be President in October? Talk about “counting your chickens…”

  • thatotherjean

    I do wish Her present Majesty had channeled Elizabeth I in her response as she turned down his request:

    “Must is not a word to be used to princes!”

    Jackasses should not travel in golden coaches.

    • FAEN

      I agree but then I thought how hilarious it would be if he were in the carriage having to listen to Londeners scream their dislike of him. It would drive his tiny hands and thin skinned ego NUTS!

  • crybabyrepukes

    can *45 be any more of a douche? hate is not a strong enough word for how i feel about drumpf. fuck the bastard

  • Stubenville

    Dear 45; it’s London, not Disney, and you are no Cinderella.

    No love,

    Me

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1e612f0a96795ea75ed8e57c1c88824a9c3f9ceaa91c602c2d831ed452152524.jpg

  • Westcoast88

    Sounds like he has a Cinderella fixation.

    • coram nobis

      That’s going to be his fourth wife?

  • Charlie

    meh, as long as the Queen isn’t required to ride with him, I say let him have his carriage ride – if something happens, it’ll be good tv…and 45 loves good tv

  • geoffalnutt

    Ban him from the country!!

  • Carl

    Forget Russiagate. There has to be something impeachable about constantly golfing while we inch closer to war.

  • RobynWatts

    Hey Trump, here’s your carriage. Now, if you would stop sniffing the glue, you might be able to build it.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/adb1a53cf5dc4d6e7e7246baf1edd17e4ead0117974a65d6d1b762c1a3ef5f93.jpg

  • TuuxKabin

    Because the piss ant’s never had anything close to authentic in his life, except self worth. May he not be in office in July, let alone October.

  • coram nobis

    “The President also asked for a sedan chair to take him from the airport. He told the men carrying the chair, ‘Wanna see what this baby will do if I open ‘er up’?”

  • coram nobis

    Let us not forget last week.

    During the interview, Trump seemed to dwell on the fact that the two world leaders were enjoying some delicious cake.

    “I was sitting at the table. We had finished dinner. We’re now having dessert. And we had the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you’ve ever seen, and President Xi was enjoying it,” Trump recalled in an interview with Fox News Business host Maria Bartiromo that aired on Wednesday.

    “And I was given the message from the generals that the ships are locked and loaded, what do you do?” Trump went on. “And we made a determination to do it, so the missiles were on the way. And I said, ‘Mr. President, let me explain something to you.’”

    “So what happens is, I said, ‘We’ve just launched 59 missiles heading to Iraq and I wanted you to know this.’ And he was eating his cake. And he was silent,” Trump added.

    Bartiromo then quickly interjected by noting the strikes were launched against Syria, not Iraq.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-syria-china-cake_us_58ee31fbe4b0ca64d91af14b

  • Acronym Jim

    Forget the Queen’s carriage, I say the Brits should roll the MAGAt in chief down the mall in a giant pumpkin.

    • McSwagg

      Preferably one left over from LAST Halloween.

  • cleos_mom

    I’m not following this. Who is it in England that’s obligated to obey Trump’s every whim?

    Surely there’s a mule and an old farm cart they can press into service.

  • Jeffrey

    Gawd this can’t be true, can it?

  • David

    Hopefully the royal security detachment has standing orders to never, ever let Princess Kate be alone in a room or come within 100 feet of Dump at any time.

  • FAEN

    Cheeto-THE MOST INSECURE PERSON IN THE WORLD!

  • Tor

    Demands? I’m sure the Queen will look kindly at that.

  • TuuxKabin
  • David Milley

    Hubby: “He wants to be drawn in the royal carriage?”
    Me: “… and quartered.”

  • sadoldguy

    More hangable by the day.

    • M Jackson

      Remind me again, what was so bad about le guillotine?

      • Snarkaholic

        Too fast.

      • Halou

        It needs cleaning fairly regularly.

        • M Jackson

          Well then, there’s job creation.

      • Dazzer

        It was French.

        It’d never be allowed across the Channel – unless it was smuggled in as an over-sized cigar cutter.

  • Natty Enquirer

    My Dear Mr. President:

    We are so terribly sorry, but the Gold State Coach is in the shop for repair. We may be able to arrange for a Mercedes S280 driven by a drunken French chauffeur. Once again, we apologize for the inconvenience.

    Fondly,
    E II R

    • coram nobis

      PS. Oh, and Donald? I may be indisposed that day; Prince Charlie can ride with you. He’ll be chatty company — he likes to go on about gardening. And global warming.

      • Snarkaholic

        Charles enjoys talking to plants…which I presume includes vegetables!

        • Halou

          If that’s true, Melania would be entertained for hours.

          • Snarkaholic

            C: We don’t want this birch tree’s roots to atrophy.
            M: Ooh…who won a trophy?

        • coram nobis

          And herbs. Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.

          • Snarkaholic

            What is that song about…going to the park to buy drugs?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Let him have his carriage, then take him to the Tower.

    • Snarkaholic

      His iron mask will be painted with gold (Krlyon), to cover up the rust.

  • JWC

    REALLY, Donny wants to ride in the big glittery coach. Oh what a photo op . Liz just has to tell him “NO that is Royalty only” this guy is soo disgudting

  • Elsewhere1010

    Don’t tell Trumpery, but that’s the Australian State Coach used by the President of Mexico in 2015 and it only dates back to 1988; it’s not one of the important historical coaches, some of which date back to the 18th century.

    So let him ride in the equivalent of the sixth best coach, without being pulled by the Windsor Greys. He’ll never know the difference.

    One more thing from the good folk at Merriam-Webster

    Definition of trumpery
    1
    a : worthless nonsense
    b : trivial or useless articles : junk
    a wagon loaded with household trumpery
    — Washington Irving
    2
    archaic : tawdry finery

    Many thanks to M-W for helping to supply a definition for the age in which we live, “The Age of Trumpery”.

    • coram nobis

      We learn new things every day here at JMG.

  • Mike

    I would hate to see the queen put in danger by having to accompany that ahole in a vulnerable carriage in a parade. I’d also hate to see any harm come to that lovely carriage. I doubt they will accommodate the ahole. They should remind him he is free to stay home. Or give him a bicycle to ride in the parade.

  • stanhope

    It is golden, which is a Trump favorite….will there be Trump signeage on it? Special pricing on mar a lago memberships for documented royals

  • Lindoro Almaviva

    are we sure Trump is not secretly a queen?

    • djcoastermark

      Not sure and hope not, but, the orange one makes Liberace look like a minimalist.

    • BudClark

      Well, the Russian whores DID have difficulty finding his penis.

  • teedofftaxpayer

    Trump doesn’t care whose money he waste as long as it’s not his.

  • Thorn Spike

    “If he’s in that vehicle he is incredibly well protected and on top of
    that it can travel at enormous speed. If he is in a golden coach being
    dragged up the Mall by a couple of horses, the risk factor is
    dramatically increased.”

    By all means, proceed.

  • coram nobis

    Meanwhile, two new series on PBS. First, “Tintern Abbey.” Split infinitives, spilt drinks, and the silence of the iambs at the Wordsworths’ mansion. Episode 1: Lord Byron and his horse pay a visit, William Blake has a cameo, Samuel Taylor Coleridge has a flashback, and hilarity ensues.

    Also on PBS: “Keeping Down Appearances,” the zany antics of a suburban London family household headed by Mrs. Betty Windsor (played by Patricia Routledge), who has a sauna, a Mercedes and room for a pony.
    – Episode 1: son Charles provides riparian entertainment while Edward makes curtains for the dishy vicar.
    – Episode 2: Betty and Philip get a visit from an American tourist, Donald Frump or something, who needs schooling in British manners. Betty calls in Daisy, Onslow and Rose for help.

    But first this pledge break, so PBS can keep educational programmes like this on the air.

  • ceeenbee

    “Dear comrade drumpf,

    Fuck You.

    Sincerely,
    The Queen”

  • MonochromeMouse

    JFK and one of the popes were also big fans of unsecured showy rides through crowds, didn’t end up particularly well for either of them.

  • All we need is one patriotic Seal sniper team and our troubles are over. Sir or Madam, I know you are out there. I am too old and crippled to help. I am providing encouragement. Liz do not ride with him. You good sort.

  • Stogiebear

    Dump insists on a ride down the Mall in a historical gilt and laquered horse-drawn carriage? Can you imagine the destruction if it were hit by a “a low-level rocket grenade”? I can.

    I can imagine the number of man hours and expense it would take to replace that carriage.

    • ChrisMorley

      I’m not sure we could ever reconstruct our Queen Elizabeth, in this (otherwise flawless) scenario.

      • Stogiebear

        Surely the Church of England could canonize her for selfless sacrifice in service to the nation and world…

        • ChrisMorley

          Now you mention it, the Church of England did make the decapitated King Charles I a Saint and we even have churches dedicated to him ….

          http://www.anglicanhistory.net/?p=227

  • M Jackson

    I am okay with the heightened risk factor involved in letting the shitgibbon wave his tiny hands from a golden carriage at masses of angry Brits who hate him.
    Just let me know when and what channel.

  • MikeBx2

    I do not understand this story. Trump doesn’t get to demand that from the UK. He’s not even all that welcome there, is he? If they do this for him, I just give up. smdh

  • coram nobis

    The Royal Marine band should play only Sousa’s “Liberty Bell March,” which was the Monty Python theme song. It fits Donald like a chocolate cake garnished with crunchy frogs.

    • M Jackson

      Lovingly slathered in lark’s vomit. The steel springs piercing both cheeks would be a nice touch also.

      • coram nobis

        Cockroach Cluster is also a good topping, very popular, I’m told.

  • RJ Tremor

    Idiocy. Insanity.

  • Kelly Lape

    I really hope this is fake news. The idea of the President of the United States donning the trappings of Royalty is absurd. The heart of the American Revolution was the idea of equality. This is so Un-American.

    • -M-

      Donnie is profoundly un-American.

      And anyone could see that years ago.

      • Kelly Lape

        Anyone? Approximately 62 Million American’s missed that.

        • -M-

          Mostly a case of willfull blindness.

  • JNK

    Wtf?????

    • Halou

      His Royal Highness, King Donald of House Trump. First of his name.

  • JWC

    Hey Donny If Liz will give you the coach maybe you can also push for this https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2ca1c11406be4ef36ce09532674bc409936354d535e2c2b37f92a0b9f1e85741.jpg

    • ChrisMorley

      Nowhere near orange enough.

    • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

      I’m afraid this is a crime of Lèse-Majesté.

    • McSwagg

      Not enough chins.

      • JWC

        as Joan Rivers said of Liz Taylor She had more Chins than the LA phone book

  • This is just fucking wrong. I hope the British do the right thing and refuse this ridiculous ego-soaked demand.

    Donald is not a goddamned monarch and does not deserve the pomp and courtesies of being treated like one.

    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      His ego keeps overriding his desire for self-preservation. Maybe he should just drive around in a convertible in the States.

    • Snarkaholic

      Even William and Catherine rode to their wedding in private cars.

      • The Queen was not pleased. She was told about this apparently after arrangements were made in advance. According to reports, when William told her that Kate was arriving by car, she asked him, quite sarcastically, if he was taking a bicycle to the Abbey.

  • Ray Taylor

    Donnie should be rejected at the border. Nobody wants him in Great Briton anyway.

    • A large majority don’t want him here in America either, unless it’s behind bars.

      • Ray Taylor

        So true.

      • Skeptical_Inquirer

        If only TSA would refuse him reentry into the country.

    • Halou

      There was that petition on the Parliament website that forced Parliament to consider the notion of refusing him entry, a complete and total shutdown of Trumps coming into this country until we can work out what is going on. Receiving more than 1.8 million signatures, I’m inclined to think that he’s not at all liked around here.

      And he has the bloody nerve to ask for, no, to demand the golden carriage?

  • he thinks he’s a king. it’s pathetic. he doesn’t understand anything about his job, nor does he care about the risk he’s putting all the security forces in, as they deal with the inevitable massive protests.

    • -M-

      He doesn’t even understand looking Presidential. Though I guess that shouldn’t be surprising, since he doesn’t understand tasteful even after all these years in the, supposedly, luxury hotel and resort business.

  • Dazzer

    This is a more complex and difficult problem than it first appears from the report.

    If the Queen is in the carriage with Trump (and it’s a BIG ‘if’ – she’s not in the best of health), because she’s Head of State US Secret Services are going to be told to take a flying hike if they try to control security precautions.

    In Britain, the Queen is always more important than any visiting head of state. Her security always outranks anyone else’s.

    As a human being, the Queen is not afraid of assassination attempts. She’s faced them in public in the past – and she’s always accepted that an assassination attempt is part and parcel of her job.

    In this sense, she is always going to be a braver individual than Trump could ever hope to be.

    If she is travelling in a carriage, she will be wearing bright colours (so people can see her and wave) and she won’t have bullter-proof glass in the windows. Nor will she be wearing Kevlar.

    Essentially, any security precautions will be determined by the Queen and Buckingham Palace.

    If Trump wants to ride in a coach up the Mall, he is going to be entirely at the Queen’s mercy. He and his security team can bluster as much as they want – they’re going to get the same response every other head of state gets in the UK: “Fuck Off”.

    The second problem is that the Queen might not be healthy enough to ride in a carriage.

    In this instance, the person who would ride in the carriage with Trump and his strumpet would be Prince Charles and Camilla.

    Again, Prince Charles has faced public assassination threats in the past, so he’s not going to be as scared as Trump – and he gets to decide his own – and Trump’s – security detail.

    Personally, I want Charles to be the one in the carriage with Trump because Charles has promised to bore Trump rigid about climate change and every other environmentalist cause – including the preservation of African wildlife from unscrupulous hunters. And Camilla has more than enough wit and humour to snub Melania on a world-class stage (“So you’re Mr President’s third wife? I always feel so lucky that I managed to persuade His Royal Highness, the Prince of Wales to stop after two.”)

    Also, Princes William and Harry have made it blindingly clear to everyone – including the current and past Prime Ministers – that they have zero intention of appearing in even the same county as Trump.

    Ever since Trump boasted that he could have fucked their mother in an interview shortly after her death, they’ve not been keen on him.

    The more I’ve looked at the details of this ludicrous request, the less I can see it happening.

    As human beings, the Windsors are just going to ‘out brave’ him. He can have a carriage or a security detail – he can’t have both.

    And he’s simply not going to get the photo-ops he wants. The Windsor family actively hates him – and will make that abundantly clear. The only member of the family with sufficient gravitas to host and snub Trump is the Queen – and even she might duck that opportunity.

    • David Walker

      “In Britain, the Queen is always more important than any visiting head of state.” Especially in this case.

      Thank you, Dazzer. May I suggest that you invest in art supply companies? I have a feeling their business will skyrocket prior to 45’s big parade.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      “Ever since Trump boasted that he could have fucked their mother in an interview shortly after her death, they’ve not been keen on him.”

      That would certainly put a damper on things.

      • Oscarlating Wildely

        Are you sure he didn’t say he would have fucked her even post death? That’s about his style and couth.

        • Halou

          We already know he likes prostitution, incest, ‘age difference’ and human urine. If it turns out that being dead isn’t a game breaker for him I would be shocked but not surprised.

  • Friday

    The answer really ought to be a big “Terribly sorry, but no, fuck you.” Pretentious asshole of a supposed President Trump’s trying to be, forget about it. It’d still be great if he’s a captive audience for an even bigger popular ‘fuck you’ though. His bubble and all.

  • robirob

    “Trump Demands Royal Carriage Procession For October Visit ”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkR9QWuoyJ8

  • TJR101

    Theresa May’s butt kissing skills will go to great lengths just to appease the orange buffoon. Unfortunately the Queen has very little say in the planning of these things.

    • TrollopeReader

      from all the documentaries I’ve seen … the Queen gets *very* involved in these things … if it’s a state dinner at Windsor or Buckingham …

      • Nasty Girl Brianna

        The Queen should just say “Nope, sorry. Royals only, and you ain’t Royal.”

        • TrollopeReader

          He’s a royal pain in the butt!

    • ChrisMorley

      The Prime Minister dumped this state visit on the whole country and our monarch, but the PM doesn’t control royal protocol, or how heartily he and his strumpet (thanks Dazzer), are made “welcome” at the Palace.

      It’ll be great fun watching how he’s royally dissed.

  • Halou

    Oh, Trump demands the golden carriage, does he?
    I have a better idea. Something more fitting for a man of his mindset.
    http://www.theequinest.com/images/donkey-10.jpg

    • Snarkaholic

      An ass pulling an ass.

    • -M-

      I don’t think that donkey or the cart are built for a load like this.
      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1f2d24b33f1831f24c7bf7f74714f5aede0bd4c83419c59e86bf20a5a0986ed2.jpg

      • JWC

        Not without the installation of overload springs and shocks Lord Tenderflake ( Lardass) would probably snapp the dainty step

      • Halou

        He looks pregnant. We must see his birth certificate to prove he’s not a post-op transgender man, or something. I’m sure the fanatical Evangelicals would agree we need clarity on this, lest they look like hypocrites.

      • joeyj1220

        Gross. Just imagine.. poor Melania has to mount that thing on occasion

  • TrollopeReader

    George Washington is *not* amused.

  • Patrick Christ

    I say just let him do it and if/when something happens “Well… we tried to tell him.”

  • Bad Tom

    Let him do it. Just so long as the Queen gets the armoured limo.

  • Gerry Fisher

    Folks in the UK, take a metal trash can, create a makeshift “carriage,” plaster Trump’s picture in one of the carriage “windows,” and drag it to your protests. Or leave it prominently in a public place for public humiliation. Always look for ways to tarnish is “gold” brand.

  • CandyDarling

    Well since the Brits were kind enough to take Milo Yiannopoulos back (and we were smart enough to keep Nigel Farage from moving here), I think they’re entitled to tell Trump to fuck off.

  • Bomer

    They should have just banned him from the country when they had the chance.

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    Somewhere, somehow, George III got wind of this and a grand chorus of laughter combined with “miss me yet?” and “you thought I was the crazy one” rang throughout the kingdom.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    I’m surprised that he hasn’t asked for all his food to be wrapped in gold foil so he could poop it.

  • Nasty Girl Brianna

    Trump literally considers himself to be royalty.

    Any questions?

    • Halou

      Didn’t he also get caught out recently saying “my military” in reference to the US armed forces and it’s activities?

      Unless I’m mistaken, US soldiers pledge allegiance to the Constitution, not the head of state.

      • Nasty Girl Brianna

        He did. And he wanted a North Korean style military parade for inauguration.

        • SFBruce

          He certainly used North Korean style public relations in his insistence that his inaugural crowd was bigger than Obama’s.

          • William

            Those mean generals wouldn’t give Trump a missile parade.

    • IDavid

      Yeah, royally psycho.

  • Falconlights

    I was not aware that #45 was in any position to make demands of the British, nor was I aware that Her Majesty WAS obligated to grant his whims.

    • Halou

      He doesn’t understand that after spending the better part of two years insulting and threatening Europeans, we are not inclined to even listen to his ‘demands’, much less give them consideration. The arrogant orange shit.

      • William

        The Queen is not a Fairy.

  • JWC

    Since when does a guest “DEMAND” a damned thing. You may request. Oh wait this is Trump, no manners, no ettiquette, no sense of sociabilty. Just a cheap tin horn hill billy with delusions of Grandeur

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Is that fair to the horses?

    • Homo Erectus

      Can we give them laxatives first?

      • Johnny Wyeknot

        Feed them lots of cabbage. 💨

  • CB

    Beyond being just plain disgusting, I wonder if anyone is thinking of the optics, that Trump is treating England like it’s Disneyworld.

    • SFBruce

      I’m guessing at least the 54% of voters who wanted someone else are in that category, and I’d like to think it’s much larger.

    • EdA

      You sort of beat me to it. Perhaps he can go to EuroDisney instead and ride in a replica of Cinderella’s coach,

  • baruchzed

    Let’s hope for huge flaws in the security setup.

  • jmax

    I keep thinking of The Beverly Hillbillies episodes when the Clampetts go to England to visit their inherited castle. Yeah, it’s gonna be like that.

    • SFBruce

      Even Jed Clampett has more class than the orange one.

      • jmax

        And Jethro was smarter

        • -M-

          Mr Drysdale was less greedy.
          And Jed actually had a lot of class. Jethro was the tacky one in the immediate family.

          • Leo Tallant

            Faversham !!!

  • EdA

    I would like to hope that Her Majesty will decide that she will be indisposed whenever Benedict Trump shows up — with something contagious. That human piece of trump should be told that he would get the same welcome that the Duke of Windsor would have gotten.

    • It is not up to her. She is constitutional monarch. Her Prime Minister decides what she attends in terms of state visits. Americans sometimes do not realize how little power the Queen has when it comes to invitations and state dinners and foreign visits. If you want to be annoyed at someone, be annoyed at Theresa May for inviting Trump, but not Queen Elizabeth. If she is very ill, her son will have to fill in for her, but she would have to be very ill indeed to not do her duty.

      • Dazzer

        If the Queen decides to be indisposed, the Queen is indisposed – and there is precisely fuck all Theresa May can do about it.

        The Prime Minister makes the offer for a State Visit, but – if s/he wants to – the monarch and royally fuck it up in any number of discreet fashions.

        The Queen’s power is almost entirely ‘soft power’, but it should never be mistaken for ‘no power’. If the Queen wants to give a politician a good kicking, the politician gets a good kicking. It’s never the other way around,

      • EdA

        I do understand that the Queen has very little choice in terms of whom she gets to dine with on State occasions, but from all that I know of her, the prospect of having to eat with the world’s most powerful moral degenerate OR to have to make small talk with him would make her sick to her stomach, both figuratively and literally — and she has a very rugged constitution. And almost as soon as he was inaugurated — to the biggest crowd, almost, in the history of the world, the lawful if illegitimate president made it known to Theresa May that he had no desire to meet with the Prince of Wales.

  • To be fair, it is traditional in a British state visit for this to be offered — down the mall in London to Buckingham Palace, or in Windsor. However, security concerns for a U.S. President should take precedence– it will be up to the Secret Service at the end, and British Security, to see if this can go ahead. But, if security can be addressed, and Trump would like it, Her Majesty will be just fine in keeping with tradition. You can read about the protocol for state visits, with all the pretty pictures, here. https://www.royal.uk/state-visits-2
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c34042cf0e34d975bf3ccb21ccb1d48e8480ac434a478816350160f5544b2a6d.jpg

  • olandp

    If this happens I will lose all respect for Great Britain.

    • Why is that? Extending a courtesy to their most important ally no matter who the President is, is exactly what the U.K. should be doing. Of course, if people wish to protest Trump they can once he is over, but what would you rather their government do? And who exactly do you have more respect more? Which government? North Korea? Iran? Russia?

  • BobSF_94117

    I expect the horses will balk.

    • Halou

      Interesting idea. Attach some wild and untrained horses to the carriage so that once Trump gets in the rest of the world can watch the hilarity ensue.

      • BobSF_94117

        I was thinking more along the lines of intelligent and discerning horses.

    • William

      Bluecher!!

  • -M-

    Bill him personally, requiring payment well in advance.

    • Gianni

      I’d rather see the bill he gave the Prime Minister returned to Donald with a note saying, “Now we’re even.”

  • gaymex1

    I pray for our president’s safety and hope that an inexperienced British gunnery officer doesn’t mistakenly use real ammunition for Trump’s welcoming salute. It would really be a shame with those beautiful horses so close to the carriage.

    There is no end to the depth of tackiness this pathetic idiot will sink to. He is a national embarrassment…distraction after fucking distraction.

  • bmoore4026

    Oh, he’ll get a carriage…thirty seconds before midnight

  • Mike

    The pumpkin TURNED into a carriage, not climbed into one.

  • James

    If he does get what he wants (sincerely hope he doesn’t), I really hope there isn’t an assassination attempt, because that would likely mean the end of this tradition.

    • JWC

      Time will tell For now it’s putting the ass before the cart

  • Viir Exeter

    Trump should be publicly whipped in the streets for being the treasonous traitor that he is, not drawn in a gilded carriage. Oh, and by the way, Trump was banned from addressing Parliament. They will not see him.

  • Viir Exeter

    Royal Carriage procession still is not going to detract from the fact that you were BANNED from addressing Parliament, Trump. They will not see you.

  • Statistics Palin

    Don’t you know your Queen, Donald?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7OSSUwPVM4

  • Piet

    When that fat fuck goes to London he will be visiting the Queen in her home. Nobody with any manners at all “demands” or “requires” specific services or transportation from a host in such a situation. But I’ve concluded he’s a boor and a buffoon, and I expect the rest of the world is beginning to take pretty much the same view. If he does indeed get his carriage ride, it will be interesting to see the Queen’s face — she can do amused disgust better than just about anybody.

  • Viir Exeter

    Royal “Procession” still not going to deflect from Trump’s, Sessions’, Flynn’s, Manafort’s (all of Trump Co.) constant contact with Russia before and during the elections. There are currently (REUTERS) 3 SEPARATE FBI investigations against Trump for TREASON. Sessions has ALREADY admitted to having been in contact with Russia and LIED under OATH about it. Flynn is not the end of the story. Flynn is the beginning of the story. Manafort denied Immunity.

    • Halou

      It is set to happen in October. At this rate it’ll probably be President Pence flying to Britain. I just hope Trump’s downfall leaves such a toxic stain on the party and on his VP that they can no longer govern.

  • Viir Exeter

    Trump, you’re going to need a bigger bomb to deflect from this:

    British and other European intelligence agencies intercepted communications between Trump associates and Russian officials during the campaign and passed on the communications to the US government.

    British Intelligence Passed Trump Associates’ Communications With Russians On
    To US Counterparts (4/13/17)

    British and other European intelligence agencies intercepted communications between associates of Donald Trump and Russian officials and other Russian individuals during the campaign and passed on those communications to their US counterparts, US congressional and law enforcement and US and European
    intelligence sources tell CNN. The communications were captured during routine
    surveillance of Russian officials and other Russians known to western intelligence. British and European intelligence agencies, including GCHQ, the
    British intelligence agency responsible for communications surveillance, were
    not proactively targeting members of the Trump team but rather picked up these
    communications during what’s known as “incidental collection,” these
    sources tell CNN. ►The European intelligence agencies detected multiple
    communications over several months between the Trump associates and Russian individuals—and passed on that intelligence to the US.

    http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/13/politics/trump-russia-british-intelligence/index.html?adkey=bn&sr=fbCNN041317trump-russia-british-intelligence0848PMStoryLink&linkId=36497261

    • Pat

      KABOOM!

  • danolgb

    Ugh.. new money.

    • -M-

      Freshly laundered.

  • Piona O.

    Since when does the visitor come for a visit and demand all the details of his accommodation? This isn’t just weird, it seems extremely rude.

    • Natty Enquirer

      When that visitor is a head of state.

      • kareemachan

        Not always. Not often. Unless you’re talking about security details.

      • Piona O.

        Wrong. The visiting head of state accepts the hospitality of his or her hosts. He doesn’t demand to ride in the Queen’s gilded carriage or play on her private golf course as a condition of his visit. Trump’s demands show him as the gauche and vulgar man he is.

        • Halou

          Oh, you say about golfing, Since the British are the ones who write his itinerary I know just the place they could send him, perfect for a man of his intellectual prowess..
          http://plonkgolf.co.uk/

          • Piona O.

            Hey, don’t make fun of miniature golf! I’m a scratch putt-putt golfer! 🙂

  • Tom (wpg)

    What a whopping disgusting pig!!

  • RoFaWh

    I wish the Brits would just say no.

    • Halou

      Me too, but with Teresa the Appeaser, queen of Brexit at the help the odds are Trump will get everything he asks for. And HRH Elizabeth will, of course, express her dissatisfaction at the arrangement.

      • William

        Maybe the Queen will be at an ‘undisclosed location’ that day.

  • Joseph Miceli

    Is he going to dress up as Belle too, or will he save that for later so he can get it up for his Russian hoors?

  • Rick Zajac

    Who the fuck is he to tell the Brits anything? Unfuckingbelievable.

  • CatCope

    dTrumph “DEMANDS”?! He is a guest, right??? ASSHOLE!!

  • Pat

    They should just say no. His skanky ass in that carriage is really too much wrong. The Queen has a long memory and she probably hasn’t forgotten his lowlife remarks about Diana. Anyway, keep a happy thought impeachment proceedings will make the entire thing moot.

  • DesertSun59

    45 works for us. He is not royalty. He can never be royalty. Ever.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Remember Sir Ronnie?

  • DesertSun59

    The amusing part of this is that ‘trump’ in England is what they use for the word ‘fart’.

    • William

      President Gas.

  • Homo Erectus

    Will he still be president in October?

  • labdad95

    I’m surprised Trump didn’t ask to wear the imperial state crown.

    • Avenger280

      Give him time

  • Dot Beech

    The UK is so fucked over this Brexit nonsense making it more important than ever to have the aid and support of the United States. He can demand anything he wants and he will probably get it.

    He is purely an opportunist and this set of circumstances is his dream come true.

    • Dazzer

      He can demand whatever the fuck he wants.

      Theresa May knows she fucked up by offering a State Visit so early.

      She also knows it’s a dramatically unpopular move on her part.

      The interesting thing will be whether she tries to stifle opposition to Trump’s visit. She’s going to have to allow the full range of opposition, because if she tries to go in heavy-handed or restrict demonstrations, she’s going to face large-scale riots on the streets of London and every other British city.

      And even if May doesn’t quite fully comprehend the opposition to Trump in this country, the police certainly do. They’re already overstretched and know full well that the country is already divided. The fundamental concept of ‘policing by consent’ is going to be more important than ever if the police want to maintain any kind of control over the populace.

      If the US Secret Service has a single ounce of intelligence, they’ll realise how unpopular this visit will be, too – and try to restrict Trump’s interaction with the public as far as possible.

      Otherwise, US Secret Service personnel are liable to end up shoting innocent British citizens on the streets – and then everything is going to go to hell.

  • DuaneBidoux

    Gold carriage or no I’m bigly looking forward to this visit as we watch throngs of spectators demonstrating their new found “respect” for the US with massive street “outpourings of love.”

    (Well that will be Trump’s delusional take on it anyway)

  • Avenger280

    Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

  • geoffalnutt

    Maybe they can send a cab to the airport. Maybe.

    • William

      Heathrow to central London? Not cheap, and Trump doesn’t carry cash. The taxi driver won’t be impressed by Trump’s useless Gold Card.

  • lymis

    It would be delightful if the Obamas were invited for a personal visit and shown significantly more Royal Attention shortly after Trump’s visit.

  • Tom (wpg)

    The best scenario that comes to mind is the spectacle of thousands lying (no, not laying,Please!) in the streets to block his way. Come on Brits, do it!

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Putin and Xi Jinping both rode with the queen in it. That explains it.

    • Gianni

      That certainly would explain it. 🙂 “I’m as good as they are! I want the gold carriage ride with the queen. Then I’ll really look like a king!”

      • Johnny Wyeknot

        Obama opted for an air-conditioned limousine.:-)

  • Gianni

    I’m sure it’s finally settling into that brain that as President he is not King of the United States. So why set up an opportunity to do a little play/pretend at being royal – gold carriage and all? It’ll be an illusion he’ll sigh about for the rest of his days. You go, Donald! Nothing like making yourself AND your country look like total assholes.

  • geoffalnutt

    Remember: “BREXIT” is a Russian tactic, too. Nigel Farrage is a Putin-boy. Putin would love a split-up Europe. Divide and conquer!!

  • McSwagg

    Perchance the Brits could have him ride in the carriage of Csar Boris Godunov from the British Museum. That would be the ideal conveyance for the Orange Julius C[ea]sar.
    http://c8.alamy.com/comp/B92PB3/coach-of-tsar-boris-godunov-that-was-presented-to-him-in-1603-by-british-B92PB3.jpg

  • acde

    At last , the news is out! He wants to be a queen, ….er harumph,….I meant: The Queen

  • TKW

    Let him walk. He could lose a few pounds.

  • Gene in L.A.

    I don’t know who the bloody hell Trump thinks he is, to demand anything of Britain. I am sincerely ashamed for the U.S. on his behalf. Anyone from Britain reading this story, please know he doesn’t stand for all of us here.

    • kareemachan

      Seconded.

  • Ron

    Almost impossible to protect him you say?
    Please let him ride in the carriage.

  • Johnny Wyeknot
  • Tom Mears

    Trump, Channeling Verica Salt: I want to ride in the golden carriage, I want to look like a proper princess. Rex tell that old bitch that I won’t come if I can’t ride in the Golden Carriage.

    Rex: You realize it’s not very safe, one of those horrible brown people with a RPG could turn it into splinters.

    Trump, Channeling Verica Salt: I want to ride in the golden carriage, I want to look like a proper princess. Rex tell that old bitch to get it armored like my pretty black limousine.

    Rex: I’ll tell them you want more armor on their 250+ year old carriage or you won’t come….

  • Mike

    Excellent idea – I recommend one of the open landau

    • William

      Save that for Prague. Trump can retrace the Reinhard Heydrich route.

  • ColdCountry

    They should tell him they can’t/won’t afford the extra security, so he can either pay for it himself, or take his chances.

  • SFBruce

    With Trump proving himself to be the national disgrace we all feared he’d be, maybe instead of Trump we should send someone else to ask the Queen if we can reconsider that whole revolutionary war thing. I’m no fan of Teresa May or Brexit, but at least she’s not nuts.

  • kareemachan

    No wonder he wants to ride in it – looky at all the gold leaf! He’s a sucker for that, and his “decorating” shows it.

  • What a pathetic little man who needs a fairy tale ride in a gilded carriage pulled by white horses. Lets hope it all turns to pumpkin and mice.

  • sword

    When the Glorious Leader returns to DC, he will immediately order the Secret Service to gilt his limousines.

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  • Merf

    Dear Britain… just say no. Instead give him a donkey with a gold halter and reins… that’ll do.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Dear MI-6, SAS or Scotland Yard; please feel free to shoot the American interloper at your convenience. Trust me, I doubt the majority of Americans would shed any tears. While you’re at it, if you could deal with the rest of the family, that would great…oh, but leave Tiffany and Barron alone, they seem to be the only ones not fucking Americans over.

    • Tor

      Yet.

  • SDG

    Does this moron truly think he is in some sort of reality show?

  • Robert Adams

    The Brits should heed the advice of that beloved Republican icon Nancy Reagan. and just say, “NO!”.

  • goofy_joe

    Trump wants to be king…instilling his children in official positions, silencing dissenting voices, demonizing the press, calling for the jailing of his political enemies…it makes me sad to think there are people in this country who have forgotten why we became a Republic in the first place.

  • I think the British government should simply refuse his request. If he refuses to come without it, too bad. The diplomatic fallout that would ensue by the President’s pique for not being granted a golden chariot would be far less than if the American President were assassinated on foreign soil. And the diplomatic fallout won’t hurt the UK in the long run — ultimately, Trump will be seen as silly and pretentious if he refuses a visit over this.

  • Bruce Brown

    Tell him not to bother coming. You’ll all be better off.

  • Gregory Peterson

    Brits to poop on Trump’s parade!

  • Paul

    Apparently we’re organising a mass mooning as he goes by.

  • E.A. Blair
    • Tom (wpg)

      This is the face that needs a heavy bat, with a quick swing!