Christian Site: It’s A Sign Of The End Times That Millions Of Evangelicals Are Flocking To Disney’s Movie

From the far-right Christian site Charisma News:

The film would have never made so much money without millions of evangelical Christian families flocking to go see it. This is the kind of apostasy that we always knew was coming in the last days, but it is still shocking to see. What we willingly feed into our minds is going to determine who we eventually become. And so when we gladly gobble up thousands of hours of “programming” that the big media corporations keep feeding us, we shouldn’t be amazed that our culture now reflects their value system. When millions of dollars are at stake, very few things happen just “by accident.” Someone needs to ask the people in charge of this film why the “beast” looks so much like Baphomet. Unfortunately, I don’t think that most people would care even if we were told that it was done on purpose, and that is yet another indication of just how far we have fallen as a society.

The above-linked piece also denounces Beauty director Bill Condon for being “openly homosexual” and having a “visceral hatred for Christianity.”

  • Boreal
  • Joe in PA

    Huh, and I was thinking that sign was Trump being elected precedent.

  • PickyPecker
    • Joe in PA

      PP, where have you been all morning? But I see you are just in time for the WH “briefing”. 🙂

      • Robincho

        Personally, I’ve always been more a fan of de-briefing…

        • WitlessProtection

          If it is Sean Spicey, I’ll pass all day long.

          • justme

            But Felony Spicey is someone you should definitely pass on..

          • Dean

            “But Felony Spicey is someone you should definitely piss on. I know, Donald will be jealous.

        • Joe in PA

          Don’t quit your day job. 🙂

        • RoFaWh

          They have machines for that these days.

          Insert clothed object of your affections, turn the big wheel six times, and he pops out the other end ready to go. There’s even a “shave/don’t shave” switch on it.

      • Sissy Spacedout

        Oh, god. There’s going to be another one of those?!?!

        Kill me now…

        • Joe in PA

          They are more fun if you watch with the sound off and just watch the JMG comments. The only way to survive.

          • Snarkaholic

            …while inventing your own dialogue of what they’re actually saying.

    • Boreal

      Guess I’ll need some sunscreen for Friday.

      • Pat

        SPF 1,000,000. Ouch, that’s gotta hurt!

        • Snarkaholic

          But you won’t have to shave that day (or ever again)!

          • Pat

            Very true and, in time, the cinder smell will wear away.

      • Todd20036

        And a coat for Saturday

        • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

          Don’t forget to pick up some Gin and Vodka for the party!

          • Snarkaholic

            I’ll bring the chocolate, graham crackers, and marshmallows!

          • Jenniferlvincent

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      • Bad Tom

        Never mind

    • CanuckDon

      NOoooooo….Saturday’s our big men’s group dance!!! (well…it’s not just for big men…hehe)

    • Nic Peterson

      Thank goodness for my Hermes Nomex flame resistant umbrella and matching flight suit.

      • BlueberriesForMe

        You’re now at the top of the list of people we can send to Mars. Thanks for paying for your own gear. Be sure to include all travel expenses in your invoice.

        • Nic Peterson

          Mother was right to teach me the value of properly dressing for every occasion.

          • RoFaWh

            Above all else, clean underwear!

            I’d swear that within the last year I read a short squib online about a guy who was in an accident, went home to get his mother to drive him to the hospital, she insisted he shower and put on clean clothes before leaving—and died because of the delay.

            Was I hallucinating, or is that account real (if slightly garbled)?

    • Uncle Mark

      So fake prophets promoting the anti-Christ as Christian America’s savior, when he’s an unrepentant serial liar, thief, bigoted, proud philanderer, greedy, prideful “billionaire,” who never read the Bible or donated money, unless it benefitted him…deceiving millions to follow him, and a corrupt party to support him in hurting the least and weakest of us….isn’t the sign of the end times, but a little animated musical for kids is.

      If these are the “End Times,” then why are all these preachers still asking for so damn much money?

      • Boreal

        God needs money. Cash, checks and and most major credit cards accepted.

        • Uncle Mark

          Yay verily God commands that the faithful’s sacrifice will be unacceptable and in vain by American Express for the processing/transaction fees are an affront to thy Lord, thy God, and is an abomination

        • grada3784

          God has to buy a starship.

        • DJ John Bear

          God is broke…
          the well went dry…
          pay up while you can,
          or you’ll end up in Hell.

          -Dirty Rotten Imbeciles, 1985

        • HappyDance904

          Don’t forget (H)e needs a cruise to the Caribbean also!

      • John

        …because, despite being all powerful and all knowing, gawd just can’t handle money….

        • Bomer

          Butbutbutbut they told me Jesus saves!

    • 2patricius2
      • Librarykid

        I would imagine Jim Baker will be stocking up on Jim Beam products.

      • John

        jimmy bakker’s slop in a bucket….better buy some today! Here’s the BIG question. If the end of the world is nigh, why does anyone need a year’s supply of food? Y’all will be dead!

  • Boreal
    • clay

      It’s good he’s getting some exorcism in.

    • Joe in PA

      I’m listening to the Blondie song Rapture (that Clay posted)…the beat fits this perfectly. 🙂

  • Butch

    And you know what Bahomet looks like how exactly?

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      He was in my kitchen last night making a fried baloney sandwich.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        How was it ?

        • Jeffg166


    • JaniceInToronto

      Well, there’s The Satanic Temple’s beautiful statue of him.

      • Butch

        I keep thinking I need to join that temple.

  • David
  • Natty Enquirer

    Death cult wishes for the destruction of the world. Yawn.

  • John

    I wonder how many of this gang know that Howard Ashman, the original project’s most important contributor, was a gay man? I wonder how many of this gang know that it’s the earth that circles the sun, and not vice versa?

    • Todd20036

      It’s neither. The universe revolves around Cher.

      • Joe in PA

        alright already, 4 more notches in your gay card. Sheesh.

        • WitlessProtection

          I just sit here all day, reading the comments on JMG and chuckle softly and say to myself “I love my people…”

          • Oh’behr

            Joe in PA is Gggggreat !

      • Boreal

        When I saw her in Vegas she was on meds for back pain. Not much revolving going on that night.

    • Goodboy
      • John

        And yet, for some reason Shaq is NOT part of the Hairy Cheeto’s administration? (‘Scuse me: mis-administration.)

        • Reality.Bites

          He’s still black and they already have two, one in each sex.

      • PickyPecker
      • zhera

        In this day and age you’d think that someone would be able to take a photograph of the flat Earth’s edge. And where exactly is this edge supposed to be? Are there wormholes connecting the west and east edges, or is that too science-y?

  • Goodboy

    “visceral hatred for Christianity.”

    I have visceral hatred for most Christians so that’s probably true.

    • Boreal

      I have visceral hatred for stupidity as well and most xtians fit the bill.

      • Todd20036

        One and the same. Smart people may be spiritual, but they aren’t religious.

        • Sissy Spacedout

          I know one smart person who is very religious. He was a lawyer, disbarred for financial irregularities. A ‘recovered’ alcoholic, but yes. Very smart man, I hope he dies in a fire because he’s also quite the raging asshole.

    • Craig Howell

      Now, now. We must all hate the idiocy but love the idiots.

      • Todd20036

        Actually, I’m ok with hating both

      • Goodboy

        I l like your approach. I’ll hate.. I mean pray for them too.

    • Uncle Mark

      Well, their hateful leaders do tend to insure the “visceral hatred for Christianity.” My question would be “Why do Christian leaders seem to hate Christ so much?” Is it because the “religious” leaders get called out for hypocrisy? Is it because the rich don’t get into heaven, and the poor & powerless are rewarded?

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    Baphomet, witches, and end times in the last few days of March 2017. Perhaps,this,is the new dark ages… I wasn’t expecting some kind of Spanish Inquisition.

  • Pollos Hermanos
  • PickyPecker
  • Todd20036

    Keep mind, OMM isn’t pissed at the buffalo/human sex, but on the bit of positive LBGT.

  • Capritaur

    Baphomet! That’s what it is. I was like how did Disney manage to create a pretty boy version of the Beast.

  • Davester

    “It’s A Sign Of The End Times That Millions Of Evangelicals Are Flocking To Disney’s Movie”
    Right, and not a thrice-married NYC real estate developer being elected president by evangelicals. (and furthermore being seen as the second coming of Christ)

  • Sissy Spacedout

    I thought a sign of the end times was when the faithful were convinced to follow the anti-Christ? Who was supposed to be a leader who would hoodwink everyone into believing that he could save them all from Evil.

    If you believe in that rubbish, the devotion shown by the religious reich to Trump is a louder warning sign of the end of the world.*

    *which is a strange thing, as the bible seems to indicate that the world is without end. vov

  • safari

    They over estimate their numbers. Bigly.

  • boatboy_srq

    Once again we have an Xtian claim involving “millions of Christians” that includes under its umbrella uncounted folks who these idjits would NEVER call Christians any other day.

  • Pat

    Up until now they had no problem with a woman in a relationship with seven little men. This was the line in the sand, go figure.

    • Reality.Bites

      Better that than them living alone.

      Just like the Brady Bunch – four men, living all together, so they had to shack up with a tramp, a tease, a psycho and a special needs kid, just to somehow appear more respectable.

      • Joe in PA

        But, but, what about Alice? All of the above?

        • djcoastermark

          Didn’t you read her tell all ? The thing she found the worst about the job was all those dang c*m rags everywhere, everyday. /s

          • Joe in PA

            As that cartoon rooster would say…you ain’t right in the head boy! 🙂

        • grada3784

          She came from being Bob Cummings’ assistant. Just dealing with General Shoup wore her out.

          • Joe in PA

            Really? I guess I should check IMDB to see more. Wasn’t she on Dobey Gillis? And the Bob Cummings show…was that where he said “hold it, I think you’re going to like this picture”? Boy that is going back a few years. 🙂

          • grada3784

            I know I’m old, but do you have to rub it in?

            I don’t remember the line, but Cummings played a photographer, so it’s quite possible.

          • Craig Howell

            Regrettably, I do. The quote is only too accurate.

            How come I remember crap like that and can’t remember what I had for lunch today? Grumble, grumble.

    • Nowhereman

      I’d like to see them explain that bunny and egg thing.

  • penpal

    Please die already.

  • clay

    EV-ER-Y-THING is a sign of the end times, dip-shits!
    Y’all have believed for the last nearly 2000 years that the world is ending right now!

    • Uncle Mark

      Doesn’t their tome say that ‘none shall know the exact time, including the angels in heaven?’ How fucking arrogant & sacrilegious these assholes are

      • Oh’behr

        Also, I forget which branch or branches say heaven is already filled up. There are only 10,000 or 100,000 spaces in heaven (or some odd number which is rather low considering human population since time’s beginning).

        So what then is the point of becoming saved or born again?

        I also consider it’s arrogant some think they know how many are getting into heaven.

  • lymis

    If going to a Disney movie with your family counts as “apostasy” it’s time to seriously rethink your religion.

    • Reality.Bites

      You’d think the idea of witchcraft being used as a force for good would be more upsetting

  • bkmn
  • Thorn Spike

    Longest. End times. Ever.

    • Nic Peterson

      IKR! Can’t they all just get ruptured already?

      • The Witch of Endor

        If those idiots actually read their bible, they’d know there’s only 144,000 chosen for lift off. Oh yeah, and all of ’em are Jewish.

        Hey, it’s in the Bible!

        • Paula

          That explains it! They never read that thing.

          • The Witch of Endor

            Revelation 7 – 15 is your best friend and a Fundie’s worst nightmare. Especially, if their rant is antisemitic.

        • Dana W

          The JWs think the same thing, but think its all JWs.

          • The Witch of Endor

            Unless they’re Jewish, they’re fucked, too. I just can’t bring myself to fuck with the nice JW ladies who show up on my door. I just wanna give ’em cookies and tea. I’m such a pussy. 🙁

      • Oh’behr

        I wish they’d self rupture:

        • Dana W

          They stole that gag from a guy on alt.atheism, as I recall he sued them. 🙂

          • Oh’behr

            I didn’t realize it. He should sue them when it was his idea.

  • Michael

    If you read the Gospel of John you’d see Christ would have the same exact problem with religious hypocrisy today that He had 2,000 years ago. And, oh yeah, that whole “money in the temple thing” (the aspect which got Him killed) is still alive and kicking too.

    Someone who is breaking one of the Top Ten sins, and sees no issue with it, complaining about a sin that technically isn’t even condemned in the Bible, is great food for fodder with the whole Peter conversation at the end of the tunnel.

  • kareemachan

    Talk about “visceral hatred”. This guy (of course it’s a guy. A middle-aged or older white guy) has it.

  • safari

    It’s always the end times with this set of people. Since the start of time.

  • FAEN

    What is this the 275,470 time we’ve been told it’s the end times?

    You should worry more about the damage your chosen one is doing to the environment than a Disney movie.

    This reaffirms what I’ve thought for years-organized religion is nothing short of a lobotomy.

  • Tulle Christensen

    Ah yes the end times. they have been just around the corner for 2000 years

    • clay

      “The Son’ll come back tomorrow.
      Bet your bottom a dollar that tomorrow
      there’ll be the Son!”

      • Joe in PA

        You’ll use any cue, no matter how tenuous to break in to song, won’t you Clay?

        • clay

          musicals are unnatural!

          • Joe in PA

            Gasp! Blasphemer!

          • clay

            (they’re cultural, instead)

      • Steverino

        Or “the Son’ll come out tomorrow…”

  • Steverino

    I think a sign of the end times is evangelicals adoring Donald Trump and voting for him in droves, but perhaps that is just me.

    • Sissy Spacedout

      I think half the comments have mentioned that. 🙂


  • ETownCanuck

    Wow, it’s almost as if people don’t believe in Bronze Age myths anymore….

  • Tawreos

    I am hoping that the last days the author is talking about are the last days for their shitty website and brand of religion.

  • Reality.Bites

    Were I an actual believer I’d be far more worried about the evangelicals’ insatiable appetite for internet porn compared to the rest of the population.

    • clay

      That’s why they have to replace the vowels– you should see how their systems auto-complete.

      • Reality.Bites

        Not with naughty words, but Saturday something was auto-corrected to the uncommon surname of a friend – who I was having brunch with the next day.

        I hate him. (My friend). He’s 37. I met him when he was 23. And he can still get away with using the same online pics he used when we met on (anyone remember them?)

      • The_Wretched

        I never thought of it that way, that’s hilarious.

  • Comixbear

    Someone really needs to stop all of these signs of the end times…They are blocking the landscape and lowering property values.

  • Patrick

    It was on the Mayan calendar

  • Tom G

    They forgot that the end of times was upon us?!? The evangelicals voted for Trump for Christ sake.

    • Lazycrockett

      Every damn day is the End Times for these folks.

      • Jon Doh

        You gotta wonder why they would ever get the oil changed.

      • Uncle Mark

        …followed by a money beg, because I guess you can take it with you.

  • Nowhereman

    Oh for pity’s sake! Instead of being “born again”, why don’t you just grow up. Try living in the real world!

    • clay

      As my mom used to say “the first time is good enough, if you do it right.”

      • Uncle Mark

        I would just say “they haven’t been held under the water long enough.”

      • Oh’behr

        Why Jesus doesn’t need to come again either.

    • Uncle Mark

      They may have been born again, but they’re worse than they were the first time.

  • BearEyes

    Or Disney is a money machine that knows how to market to an audience.
    Same difference.

  • j.martindale
  • JaniceInToronto

    Baphomet? Not even a little. Sorta like Trump. More handsome though.

    • WitlessProtection

      That is not hard to do. Even when he was younger he was fucking gross.

  • geoffalnutt

    Last days? For you…one can only hope.

  • Phaius

    “It’s not all about you most of the time, sweetie”

  • They went for the gay, but stayed for the bestiality.

  • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

    The End Times of Christers? I can live with that.

    • Nic Peterson

      I’ll chill some champagne.

  • MikeBx2

    Most religions have been screaming since their first days that the last days are upon us. Even writers of the Bible were sure the end was near. Go away already.

    • RoFaWh

      And the cartoon just above (“the end is near”) is a riff on a very old theme. People have been laughing at fundies for a long time.

  • Boreal
  • CB

    Just. Plain. Idiotic.

  • Boreal
  • Silver Badger

    What the christers miss is that it is “end times” for many every day. BTW, most gay people don’t hate christianity. We simply don’t agree with it’s haters. Those that do hate you have been given ample justification to do so.

    • Charisma News and their audience are not “Christianity.” In fact, they’re not even much in the way of Christians — at least, if the Gospels are any indication.

  • LovesIrony

    well, it’s been a good 6,000 year run

  • TimCA

    O/T: Reports that Trump has now revoked some protections for LGBT people in federal contracting.

    Edited to add this from Lambda Legal:

    • Boreal

      Log cabinettes should have a press release soon to tell us how wonderful things are.

      • TimCA

        Yup, organizations that endorsed the pig have enabled this. They’re fully complicit.

    • I know I should have a more reasoned, grown up response…
      I don’t.

  • david fairfield

    Yes. The end of your moral superior hold on the American public. The end of your preaching outside of your places of worship. Of voting people’s rights away because you think your god approves of your bigoted assholery.

  • Randy503

    So now they are turning on their own? Complaining that all the evangelicals are flocking to the movie? to hear a story about how you can’t force a person to love you, and that appearances can be deceiving?

    Yeah, I can see why that would upset them.

    • RoFaWh

      The real problem? That there aren’t as many evangelicals as they pretend.

      One can hope!

  • Tor

    Chicken or egg.

  • Walter Maerlyn

    Pray harder.

  • Robert Anthony
  • religion is insane

    Evangelical Christians who have the highest divorce rate, highest obesity rate, and highest alcohol and pornography consumption say they are going to boycott Disney because of gays.

    • Ernest Endevor

      You have to admit it’s logical.

    • The_Wretched

      Social science and governance are rather squishy topics to study scientifically. However, the evangelical christian cohort and the rules they push are empirically testable. They suck on every measure. Things are the worst, with the most needless suffering and waste, proportional to their level of power.

      • Adam King

        (But if you use “suck” and “measure” in the same sentence you might be misunderstood.)

    • Adam King

      But the gays are butt-fucking, and they aren’t even related!

    • Homo Erectus

      Good. It was getting too crowded over there anyway.

  • RoFaWh

    They’d better be a little more careful with their wild accusations. I’d call it defamation of character to say that someone has “a visceral hatred for Christianity.”

  • HZ81

    So true. You guys should head to the nearest cliff and go meet Jesus today.

  • Tempus Fuggit

    Right, right. End times, last days, blahbitty blah blah. This time for sure.

  • Max_1
    • Uncle Mark

      That’s Ryan’s Medicare/Medicaid/Social Security Plan

      • The_Wretched

        Exactly so – except if you’re above a certain wealth level, you get to opt out.

        • Uncle Mark

          Wheeee !! The peasants love riding the carousel.

    • The_Wretched

      My daugher’s name is Logan.

      • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

        Ahhh, a runner is she! 😀

    • JCF

      WTF is this?

      • Oh’behr

        The film, Logan’s Run.

  • Piona O.

    Not sure if I’ve been banned from CharismaNews yet, but I rather expect it to happen soon.

    • Clive Johnson

      That’s one of the few Christian sites that hasn’t canned me yet.

    • Ernest Endevor

      I have. And all I did was mention in passing that I’m married to Satan.

      • Adam King

        It’s a good thing you’re not living in sin with Satan.

        • Ernest Endevor

          We got married in Canada. It makes him feel at home.

  • MountainBoy

    Oh noes. The End times.

  • Macbill

    Sounds like they’re getting ready for a Kool-Aid party.

    • Cuberly

      If only.

  • John Calendo
  • kcken
  • BlueberriesForMe

    Satan is obviously gunning for next year’s Academy Awards.

    “Satan is wearing a deep-slit blood red gown with fire coming out of his man parts”.


    “100’s of Millions of Christianists Go See Satan Produced Movie Instead of Sticking Needles in Their Eyes Like Jeebus Told Them They Must Do In Order to
    Be Able to Go to ‘Heaven'”.

  • BlueberriesForMe

    Oh, brother.

    “What we willingly feed into our minds is going to determine who we eventually become.”

    We already know what you’ve “become”. You fuckheads should win an Olympic medal for being the most shallow and self-centered group of the 20th and 21st century.

    • The_Wretched

      We’ve seen what a steady diet of evangelical religion does to kids. They grow up to be bigoted and hateful assholes who don’t understand how the world works and are perpetual victims.


      Here’s what they willingly feed their mind.
      Child Murder, Rape, torture,
      genocide, incest, tyranny,
      mass slaughter of innocents,
      slavery, killing pregnant women,
      mutilation, child molestation,
      infanticide, intolerance, racism,
      hate, and much more
      Everything you consider loathsome
      & despicable, has been done by
      this conception of “God”!

      In the bible the word slaughter
      appears at least 56 times, slay
      appears 118 times, slew shows up
      171 times, & smote is written more
      than 226 times. This does not even
      count; destroy, smoteth, slayeth,
      die, etc. you get the idea. The
      bible is kind of violent. If
      someone made an accurate movie it
      would be one of the most graphic,
      violent, disturbing film of all time,
      and would surely be banned. Yet
      Right-wing Christian groups
      (Theofascists), waving their
      disturbing book feel justified
      in censoring what you and I see,
      hear & do! Many times “The God
      of Love” orders followers to
      murder children, & other horrible
      crimes- without pity. If all these
      various acts really happened or not
      is not the point, they are credited
      to this conception of “Divinity.” .
      This not mine, came from

      • Oh’behr

        Reading the bible (in high school; also reading the bible from cover to cover) really turned me off of Christianity.

  • JWC

    the only line in ths “wah” blurp was near the bottom’…nobody cares…”

  • Paula

    I don’t need a movie to make me have a visceral hatred of x-tianity! I beat the movie by 50 years!

  • The_Wretched

    Or maybe it’s just a Disney movie and they should get over their victim complex? They have next to all the wealth and political power in the US and still they act like everyone is out to get them.

    • paganguy

      Well, in fairness, I wouldn’t shed too many tears if some of the more extreme just.. um… raptured away.

  • ByronK

    Well, it’s true. If you look at that photo of Baphomet, there really is a resemblance. Snort.

  • Professor Fate

    “Someone needs to ask the people in charge of this film why the “beast” looks so much likeT Baphomet.”
    Why? Does he know Baphomet? Is Baphomet upset about the portryal? And besides its a movie – the beast is supposed to look scary and evil.
    Gad these people. And they have a load of butt hurt as their boycott turned out to mean bupkis.

    • The_Wretched

      the TST does good work. The evangelicals never mentioned ‘Bahomet’ before the TST started intentionally freaking them out with a really good bronze statue of him. cf {Baphomet TST oklahoma}

    • Adam King

      “Baphomet” is a medieval misspelling for “Mahomet”, i.e. Muhammed.

      • Professor Fate

        He’s also linked to the Templars per the ever infallible Wikipedia being the name of the demon they confessed to worshiping – this of course under torture.

    • Lee Grupsmith-Pedersen

      I want to know what hellish source that person used to become acquainted with Baphomet.

      • Professor Fate

        I would think almost any decent Grimoire will have a spell for summoning demons. The whole trick is in the preparation of the magic circle to bind the demon once summoned. Make a mistake there you are demon chow.

    • clay

      to the Christians: “Stop stealing our Horned God! You said you didn’t want him!”

  • theonlyseven

    What isn’t a sign of the end times? Comets Halley, Kohouteck and Hale-Bopp were signs of the end times. The Crimean, Gulf and both World Wars were signs of the end times. Elvis and the Beatles were signs of the end times. McDonald’s serving breakfast all day are signs of the end times. It’s gotten to the point one can’t take an unusually massive shit without it being a sign of the end times.

    • paganguy

      LOL obviously great minds think alike…

      • theonlyseven

        Are we great minds? Or twisted?
        Hell, why not both?

        • paganguy

          I suspect that minds have to be at least a little twisted to achieve greatness. 😉

          • theonlyseven

            If that’s true I must be the next Einstein.

    • Elsewhere1010

      I had tuna salad for lunch, which in and of itself a sign, but I had it on rye.

      Sorry, everybody. It’s all my fault.

    • MBear

      Thanks to new Apocalyptica Brand Fast Acting Fibre and Armageddon Brand Stool Softeners (now available in Ragnarok size suppositories)

    • RoFaWh

      The Grand Canyon—a sign of the end times. Old Faithful—a sign of the end times. The Mississippi River—a sign of the end times. Mount Everest—a sign of the end times. The Great Pyramid—a sign of the end times. BNSF’s “Empire Builder” train from Chicago to Portland—a sign of the end times. Slot canyons in northern Arizona—a sign of the end times. Cats sleeping with dogs—a sign of the end times.

      and so on, or, if you prefer German, usw.

      • Oh’behr

        Hey, you mean to say the end times rolls right through Minnesota each night via the Empire Builder. Who knew. No wonder I cannot sleep at night very well. I’ll blame that train which comes through Minneapolis. /s

    • Oh’behr

      Ronald Wilson Reagan was 666, wasn’t he?
      And they bought a house at 666 St. Cloud Road or Drive and had the number changed.

  • paganguy

    They’re always finding one more sign of the end times: gay marriage = end times, Disney movie = end times, dog crapped on their lawn = end times. Oh wait… I made the last one up. Or did I????

  • Ninja0980

    AKA our hold over people is starting to fade.

  • TheManicMechanic

    LOL Stupid Christians.

    The deeply closeted can take their dysfunctional families to the flick and can indulge in the gay fantasies they’ve denied themselves.

  • another_steve

    Bring on the fuckin’ End Times.

    I could use a change.

  • Bad Tom

    When my parents were young the Sign of the End Times was television. And dancing.

    • Homo Erectus

      Mine thought it was integration.

    • Oh’behr

      Another generation (oh, they thought it was the devil) was electricity.

      End times were the Millerites.

  • Only if they’re all taken away first!

    • Oh’behr

      Sorry for my redundant post, above. I also posted the video.

  • Todd Allis

    LOL, watching a movie with a short moment with a gay character = apostasy. And apparently electing Trump was a Godly thing.

    • Adam King

      Making sense never was Evangelicals’ strong suit.

      • -M-

        Neither are morals.

      • frrolfe

        Stop making sense!!!

  • andrew

    “The End Times” LOL.

  • Elsewhere1010

    “No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.”
    )Matthew 24:36) So, according to their very own Bible, only God knows when the end is coming. And every “prophet” who says otherwise is lying to you.

    “And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.”
    (Matthew 24:25) Sounds just about right. And “false” is putting nicely, ain’t it?

    • grada3784

      Only false prophets make profits.

      • Going to research what exactly is Franklin Graham’s evangelical call or ministry. Does it include homeless shelters, food banks, education for poor world wide? Is there an outreach to single parent families? Does he pour money into inner cities and provide sports centres/education for kids after school? Or is his money poured into his own bank account or small amounts spent in being hateful to his neighbour?

  • edrex

    apostasy? how many evangelicals voted for trump?

  • Paula

    I don’t see a problem with the Beast’s looks. The problem that I think it the worst is the evangelicals inability to realize that it is just a friggin’ movie and not real.
    Its a fairy tale, the good guys always win.

    • Just for any troll in the guise of a “Christian.” Folks here is news. In March 2016, the World Psychiatric Association, consisting of approx 182 nations, wrote to the United Nations and world leaders. They declared that homosexuality cannot be reversed and it is, therefore, NOT a choice. I would add, (what is logically obvious) that homosexuality has been in existence since the Dawn of Civilization and on every continent. Millions of homosexuals have been murdered, mutilated and imprisoned because they could not, or would not, go against the nature to which they were born. I have blogged for lesbians for nearly four years and on a daily basis. NOT a porn site.

  • Dave F.

    They’re seeing the end of “their” times, not the “end times”. Their 15 minutes of fame is up, and they know it.

  • glatzetruth

    Did you read this article from Charisma News?

    OMG! Michael Glatze NO LONGER a pastor; now back in San Fran! Calls evangelicals heretics!

  • It’s so shocking! At the point in the movie where two guys are dancing together I saw two evangelical fathers in the audience get up, leave their evangelical wives and kids behind, join hands, and head to the back row together!!!!

  • Greenscreen

    The last days ARE here. Theirs. Before they’re all hauled off to the asylum.

  • David
  • Tom000

    Last Sunday I was talking to someone who still supported Trump and asked how they could still be doing this. They replied we are living in end times and they would be saved in the rapture because of their —blah, blah, blah, something about Jesus Christ. They were dead serious.

    I wonder how widespread this belief is.

    • David

      I live in the south. There’re everywhere…. like mosquitoes and Sand Gnats.

      • Oh’behr

        I’m certain you can find them everywhere. Even in the NE USA, Upper Midwest, California, coastal Pacific Northwest, etc. They might not be as common, yet they are there.

  • David
  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • -M-

    A) One can only hope.
    A2) Aren’t these scum in favor of the “end times”?

    B) Hah! No. There are not enough of them that any nation wide non-niche business has to have their patronage to do well.

    C) Beast was cursed. His looks were to make him feared, hated, despised and outcast and to keep anyone from falling in love with him to break the spell. It’s a major plot point.

  • chris james

    Perhaps the evangelicals should just stay home and read a book. The hypocrisy of these fools supporting Trump is mind boggling. I guess they don’t even read their own playbook.

    • RoFaWh

      Not don’t. Can’t.

  • Homo Erectus

    Keep flappin’ your gums, honey. The more you say, the further you drive away thinking people.

  • Gretchen

    We went to lunch Sunday before last with my Southern Baptist mother in law and her holy roller club to celebrate her birthday. I mentioned seeing the movie the night before and a gasp went up around the room. My mil actually asked me if it was risqué! I was like…it’s Disney…you know a children’s movie. That whole second of fully clothed men dancing isn’t exactly porn or at least not the kind I like.

  • kevin vincent

    WHEN will these idiots learn that you never bet against the Mouse?

  • Rick

    Oh for fuck’s sake, it’s a fable, people. Which, by the way? Is a form of story much older than the bible.

  • M Jackson

    I Am Bill Condon.

  • CatCope

    Hell, I’ve lived through so many “end times” what’s another one.

  • andrew

    Fortunately ideological purists often pick fights that they have no chance of winning and thus show themselves to be weak and undermine their own credibility, as a force to be reckoned with.

  • Luther Kreiger

    I wasn’t aware Baphomet has had a photo taken so we know what s/he actually looks like to compare looks. I’ve always heard that s/he’s legendarily camera-shy!

    • Friday

      Technically that name is only associated with a certain set of imagery of medieval origin, actually. It doesn’t occur elsewhere.

  • Robert Conner

    Sign of the End Times! Sign of the End Times! Sign of the End Times!

    Today is Tuesday, March 28, 2017 and Jesus Still Didn’t Come Back. Just like He Didn’t Come Back yesterday, the day before yesterday, all the other yesterdays and all the days in the future when He Still Won’t Come Back.

    Yes, Evangelicals, The Beast who is a barely disguised Baphomet will have hot rabid sex with Hermione Granger and then eat Jesus’ liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Bitches!

    Sign of the End Times!

  • Chris Gardner

    They are upset at a Disney movie and yet they are fine with Donald Trump and company? Maybe if the beast grabbed the leading lady by the pussy they would like him better?

  • Pablo Sánchez

    They are just CHINOs Christians in name only. Who live by their golden rule: Do as I say. Not as I do.

    • Friday

      I’m waiting for all these supposed ‘real Christians’ to get up and do something about the ones you’re “not all like.”

  • HappyDance904

    I have heard of these “end times” since I was a kid…I am 50…I think the “end times” were coming well before I was born, and I suspect they will be coming long after I am dead.

    • Zane Stuart

      As someone who was expected to take his grandfathers (plural) mantles as a christian minister I heard this term since childhood. When reading religious publication from a hundred+ years ago I realized these end times sure are a long time!

  • witch

    Oh come on, xians have been calling for end times from the start…oh we’re still here maybe god is to busy

  • shrumpi

    I can’t get past “Charisma News”…

  • MagnaLupus

    I love how these nutjobs always frame their complaints that the Media and the Hollywood are performing some kind of cold, nefarious social engineering, and portraying everything un-christianist as some force that’s set apart from humanity. Movies, tv shows, and books are all either a story someone wants to tell or a method someone wants to use to make money. If they’re so worried about all the blasphemy being “shoved down our throats,” maybe they need to ask why society at large is so eager and willing to pay money for it all.

  • SnowFlake

    Watch movie Friday and return to hating everyone on Saturday

  • RJ Bone

    “What we willingly feed into our minds is going to determine who we eventually become. And so when we gladly gobble up thousands of hours of “sermons” that the big hypocritical religionists keep feeding us, we shouldn’t be amazed that our culture now reflects their value system. When millions of dollars are at stake, very few things happen just “by accident.””

    A few minor edits, there 😉

  • Dean

    Wouldn’t it be nice if it were the end times for X-ianity?

  • Friday

    Once again, Fundies take their “Irony-impaired” to utterly ludicrous levels of public ridiculousness.

    Don’t they even get the *point* of the damn story?

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  • Dana W

    There are millions of gay Christians, “No I don’t understand why either” but they always say any gay person “hates Jesus” Confront them with the fact there are churches full of them and they lose their shit.