OKLAHOMA: Court Docs Reveal Former GOP Senator Agreed To Bareback Sex With “Boy Pussy” Prostitute

Court documents made public at Friday’s arraignment of former Oklahoma GOP state Sen. Ralph “Family Values” Shortey appear to reveal that he agreed to ejaculate in the “boy pussy” of the teenage prostitute he is alleged to have hired. Oklahoma City’s NBC affiliate reports:

Ralph Shortey, a Republican from Oklahoma City who represented the state’s 44th senate district, was charged last week in Cleveland County with three counts relating to child prostitution. He turned himself in last Thursday and has been out on bond since.

He faces three felony counts of engaging in child prostitution, engaging in prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church and transporting a minor for prostitution or lewdness. Friday was his initial court appearance and the judge entered a not guilty plea on his behalf.

Court documents lay out lurid messages that were sent between the teen and Shortey. WARNING: The court documents in the link below contain GRAPHIC, DISTURBING and ADULT language. Reader discretion is strongly advised.

Shortey, who served as Trump’s state campaign chair during the GOP primary, faces up to 25 years in prison. You may need to embiggen the screenshot below to read the “graphic and disturbing” exchange.

  • PickyPecker
    • John

      Aww! I love the line, but that is, I think, the scene when RICK tells REYNAULT hat he came to Casablana for the waters.”Waters?” REYNAULT replies. “Casablanca’s in the middle of a desert.” “I was mis-informed,” is RICK’S laconic reply.

      I do love that movie! πŸ™‚

      • Strepsi

        the actors all apparently hated it because it was being written as it was being filmed, and the script was changing daily (including the ending)… but man the writers came up with some classics!

        • John

          And, contrary to most of the nightmares associated with having a movie written by many hands, I think there are at least five credited (and non-credited) writers for this one, and the classic last line was written by Hal Wallis! (Who says producers are useless, vile, steaming piles of…?) πŸ™‚

    • Robincho

      Humphrey rules, but Claude reigns…

  • Tawreos

    What dumbass goes BB with a hustler? I guess you don’t have to be smart to be a state senator.

    • Rex

      That’s been proven over and over and over and over….

    • clay

      He should be required to undergo testing for chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, HPV, and HIV. Did I miss any?

      • Tawreos

        So should his wife, just for her own safety.

      • Frommer_Gast

        I think he should undergo testing for something where the testing is extremely unpleasant. Might not be necessary from a medical viewpoint, but it would be somehow satisfactory for the rest of the world.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        IQ ?

      • RoFaWh

        Molluscum contagiosum.

      • agcons

        I think you forgot a barium enema. It’s not remotely related, but why not give him one anyway?

    • Todd20036

      Not to mention if he gave his wife something, there’d definitely be some explaining.
      Of course, he may well have given his wife something.
      Not all STD have outward symptoms.

    • Marco

      All this pearl-clutching!!

      We don’t know that (a) he ever has barebacked any hustler or (b) was truly going to rawdog this young’un. If you read the affidavit attached to this Shortey had a box of condoms in his possession. I guess nobody here has every engaged in sexually explicit talk that is racier/more extreme than the actual sex they have with their interlocutor? It’s a form of foreplay.

      And for the Fascist Fannies who are shrieking about how he should be REQUIRED to undergoo STD/HIV testing, PUH-LEASE. He’s still an adult in the eyes of the law and the decision to undergo any sort of medical exam/testing is purely a decision for him to make in consultation with a healthcare provider of his choosing. You FFs are no better than those idiots like Lyndon LaRouche in the 1980’s who wanted to have all homosexuals QUARANTINED!!

      And, besides, bareback is best and all real men ride without a saddle. Cum what may!

  • sword

    “Benghazi…Benghazi…Benghazi…” Red State response to any anti-GOP story. What??? That doesn’t work anymore? Drat!!!

  • StillALiberal

    Can anyone who knows Oklahoma law explain to me why “engaging in prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church” is a specific crime ? What difference does it make if the prostitution is greater/less than 1,000 feet of a church ??? What is the additional penalty ?

    • Rex

      That’s so you don’t mistake any of the good god-fearing womenfolk for hussies.

    • Lazycrockett

      Home of Oral Roberts and his University. Thus fucking strange religious laws.

      • StillALiberal

        Yeah. Surprised no one has challenged these laws on grounds of separation of church and state. It makes areas near churchs superior in law to non-church areas.

    • Butch

      And according to the complaint another 64 feet and he would have been fine, on that count anyway.

      • stuckinthewoods

        Right, he wanted the hustler to bring a pipe and a lighter but never asked him to bring a measuring tape. Sloppy, sloppy.

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      In south carolina you couldnt open a bar within so many feet of a church.

      • lymis

        A few years ago, a local gay bar was forced to close because the nearby church expanded and crossed over the line, making the bar too close to a church to be allowed.

        I still say that law ought to, if it’s allowed at all, work both ways. If you can’t open a bar within a certain distance of a church, you shouldn’t be able to open (or expand) a church within the same distance of a bar.

        • Oh’behr

          The bar should have been able to sue the church for making the bar close due to the church’s expansion.

        • Stephen Elliot Phillips

          The oldest gay bar in greenville sc the stone castle which was renamex the castle club had that predicament at one time. But the owners paid off (and probably gave services to) the police/city

    • TampaDink

      I’m not from Oklahoma but I suspect that if the church goers should hear enthusiastic shouts of “Oh GOD, Oh GOD, Oh GOD!!!” and stuff like that, they might seek out another religion.

    • LaChatSayWha

      The pastors hate the competition.

  • Goodboy

    Ok I can see 1000 feet to a day care center or something but a fucking church? I guess they don’t like the competition.

    • MT YVR

      From elsewhere : Shortey faced fierce public criticism earlier this year when he sponsored a bill to stiffen the penalties for drug possession within 1,000 feet of a school or church, even after Oklahoma voters in November voted to make such crimes misdemeanors. (https://tinyurl.com/kxptdtr)

      So I think it’s a matter of hoisting and with own petard.

      • Goodboy

        Oh goodie. He can see his success first hand

      • Card

        Maybe if he’d stuck to “hoisting his own petard” he wouldn’t have ended up in this situation πŸ˜›

      • HoneyBoySmith

        Sure bets in winning over Republican voters:

        1) Sexual puritanism
        2) Lack of empathy for “the other”
        3) A ridiculous, cost ineffective “tough on crime” stance
        4) Racist dog-whistling

        Sure bets in being a Republican politician:

        1) Hypocrisy

    • vorpal

      Catholic Priest:
      “All your underage boys are belong to us!”

      Should be illegal to operate a day care within 1000 feet of a church.

    • Shy Guy

      “The Super 8 Hotel is approximately 936 feet from the First Christian Church”, just to add to the lunacy.

      Now they’ll have to measure whether his room was at the far end or not.

      • RoFaWh

        The defense lawyer could try this: “That’s not a real church; the “pastor” is just in the business for the money.”

    • dustin fibers

      Dann those 64 feet!

      • Robincho

        Will he still need them, will he still breed them, under 64?…

  • Lazycrockett

    Ugh at the phrase “boy pussy”.

    • another_steve

      Yes, but the use of the word “pussy” will certainly attract Donald Trump’s attention.

      • Todd20036

        Frankly, it’s not the “pussyboy” prostitute that grinds my gears. It’s the hypocrisy. Here this idiot wants to curtail LBGT civil rights, and he’s getting ass on the side.

        • Bluto

          Not ass, boy pussy. That makes it more macho for hypocrites.

          • David Walker

            Roy Cohn’s “I’m not homosexual, I just like sex with men” is kinda sorta in a roundabout way denial that’s desperate but reprehensible. Justifying child prostitution is something else. Yes. The young guy is above the age of consent but not child prostitution. But the really, really horrible and immoral thing was have sex within 1000 feet of a church. In the immortal words of Daffy Duck, “You’re deththththththththpicable.”

          • John

            “…within a thousand feet of a church…” Hell, I know people who have sex INSIDE one!!! Hint: genuflect.

          • Waarki
          • Stevie Gsus

            Haven’t watched that movie since ’87 art school film class. I vividly remember the nun rape scene. That was like the shower scene in Psycho, you don’t see anything but your mind fills in the blanks. This court transcript doesn’t leave much to the imagination. This guy really is into boys obviously, not men.

          • Librarykid

            and not women.

          • BJORN RAGNVALDR

            Yeah, Priests.

        • another_steve

          I agree completely and made a similar comment elsewhere, Todd.

        • Robincho

          On the SIDE? I haven’t had any in so long I didn’t realize that they moved it!…

          • Librarykid

            Is that with a reach around?

        • John

          Even though I was raised in that horrible state, I never want to see it again.

        • Stogiebear

          I just LOVE the juxaposition of Joe’s technical “ejaculate” with the shit-talking “boy pussy”!!!!!!!!! LOL.

        • Librarykid

          I’ll bet his wife would not have bareback sex with him, and wisely so.

    • Robert Anthony

      I so agree.

    • vorpal

      Agreed. “Boy pussy” and “breed” are words that should never, ever be used during gay sex. Ick.

      • Goodboy

        ..or snowballing. I learned that yesterday.

        • vorpal

          I don’t know that one, and now I’m terrified to google.

          • Strepsi

            …or terrified to gargle?

          • MT YVR

            lol I remember that from a card somewhere once.
            1st date : spit
            Love : swallow
            Just showing off : gargling

          • Vodka is a food group

            What the difference between “Like” and “Love”…….. Spitting and Swallowing

          • Belthazar

            Don’t! Learn from my mistake.

          • vorpal

            2 Girls 1 Cup taught me that there are certain things on the internet that even in my 30s, I am not old enough to endure.

          • Ninja0980

            Please don’t mention that video.
            Made me and others upchuck the minute we saw it all those years ago.

          • Lazycrockett
          • JT

            Be careful about saying you’d like some pineapple upside down cake.

          • Cousin Bleh

            I thought snowballing was pretty well known ever since it was in the movie Clerks. It even has its own Wikipedia page.

            Here are some more obscure acts you may not know:

            Space Docking
            Angry Pirate
            Strawberry Shortcake
            Cosby Sweater
            The Houdini
            Puppies in the Tub

          • vorpal

            I have so much to learn.

          • Robincho

            Apparently “boom-chikka-wow-wow” has now replaced
            “voh-de-oh-doh”. Laverne & Shirley will be desolated…

          • TampaDink

            Thank goodness for JoeMyGod & Urban Dictionary, I feel like I’m expanding my knowledge every day….and that my kinks aren’t nearly as fucked up, compared to some new things I’ve learned.

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            Puppies !!

          • leo77

            Ok so I looked these up. Seems like the work of a 14 year old with an active imagination and no social skills.

          • Cousin Bleh

            I have a 13-year-old’s imagination, thankyouverymuch.

          • Vinnie NYC

            Puppies in the tub really got me howling

          • olandp

            One is worse than the other.

          • BJORN RAGNVALDR
          • Ninja0980

            I could have told folks what it meant but that would be giving away some of our bedroom secrets.

          • Todd20036

            Then don’t google “riding the stage coach.”

          • TampaDink

            It isn’t on Urban Dictionary and Google isn’t making it easier to continue my education.

          • David Walker

            Ask the young guys walking the sidewalk. They’d probably be able to help.

          • TampaDink

            They won’t speak to me since they think that I’m trying to steal their clients. (and maybe I am…)

          • nocadrummer

            Yes it is.

          • TampaDink

            It didn’t show up until I typed in stage coached, that was too complicated for me to think of on my own until I saw your post. ;-D

          • William

            There are plenty of far worse terms.

          • Robincho

            I think it’s when you get laid on Aspen Mountain, sort of like what Jared didn’t do last weekend…

          • Marco

            Good Golly, Miss Molly!! How old are you and where do you live?

            I prefer the term “seeding” to “breeding”, but “fuck and fill” is the best, IMHO.

            While you’re expanding your vocabulary, check out the word “munt”.

        • TKW

          I prefer the term cumguzzler myself. πŸ™‚

      • RoFaWh

        There appears to be a distinction between “breed” and “seed”. The first refers to an HIV-free donation of DNA, the second to a donation when HIV is present.

        • Marco

          Uh, perhaps in some circles that’s true, but not in my bicoastal, ethical slut universe. “Seed” has long been a slang term for sperm. If you fuck your bottom bud like an animal, you breed him. If you plow your bottom bud like a corn field, you seed him. If his ass is sore and out of commission that nght, so he sucks you off, you “feed” him.

      • I Breed Boy Pussy

        How exactly are you any different that the Baptists coming into the bedroom to say who can fuck whom?

        • vorpal

          Yawn. Boring troll is boring.

          • Vorpal Dpn’t Get None

            That’s what you say when you don’t have a legit response.

            And did you even read the document you fuckwit? It’s the 17 year old who is using that term. The young guy is CLEARLY into it. The hypocritical Republican state senator is clearly into it. The only pearl clutching queen who has a problem is YOU, and YOU weren’t even there. NOT invited. NOT likely to be your problem.

            You’re a troll trying to shame men who enjoy raw sex, which I am 100 percent sure makes you as hypocritical as Shortey.

          • BJORN RAGNVALDR

            Can’t even proof read name you just made up. Or, you really do think don’t has a p in it……..sad.

          • Robincho

            Idiot trollfuck has no idea what it “thinks”…

    • Cousin Bleh

      Coulda been worse: “mangina”

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      • narutomania

        My new drag name: Mangina Poosay!

    • Strepsi

      i hate HATE “boy pussy” and “man pussy” on every level, including it’s misogynist and homophobic to assume the one who is penetrated is a woman. If used humourously and ironically, fine… but notice that it rarely is?
      I hate it… so … much…
      https://media.tenor.co/images/048bb681b52244a54613845f0abd0f40/tenor.gif

      • Ninja0980

        Yup, it goes right to disrespect of women etc.

        • JCF

          Thank you.

      • TampaDink

        I miss Madeline!

      • That_Looks_Delicious

        Oh, there is that and so much worse on some porn sites. Apparently, this kind of talk arouses some people.

      • BJORN RAGNVALDR

        Once upon a time I was in a situation to bed a six year crush that started in high school (we rode dinosaurs to school), all was going well and I had let him decide he would top and when he referred to my ass as pussy, my legs closed and then the door behind him. I loathe that.

    • Ninja0980

      Agreed.
      Any porno scene where that is used is an instant boner killer.

      • Todd20036

        You need to get some kink in your life. A 20 something who wants to submit? It can work under the right circumstances.

        • Ninja0980

          Heh, trust me, we have some kink in our life.
          And getting a bi guy who never been with a man and getting him to submit.
          Ahem..

    • No shit.

    • Jeffrey

      the. worst.

    • Todd20036

      I’ve seen 35 year olds refer it as such. Hey if that floats your boat….

      • Guy z

        Glad there is one open minded person here πŸ˜‰

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      What do you think of “boy pie” ??

    • penpal

      “bussy” for short.

      • Marco

        “Munt”.

        Best.Slang.Word.Ever

  • Rex

    Vim.
    Damned phones don’t have a dirty mind.

    • boatboy_srq

      Guess he wanted his vim delivered with vigor.

      Phones have surprisingly dirty minds: mine auto-corrected “vim” to “bum”…

  • Sam_Handwich

    i’m shocked and distraught. guess i’ll go cry in the breadbox

    • Boreal

      Is that mayo you are bringing in there with you?

  • Blake Mason
    • MT YVR

      HA!

      In case of emergency, pearl clutch!

  • Pollos Hermanos
  • Robert Anthony

    25 years in prison??? jesus h.

  • cheakamus

    “engaging in prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church” Sauce! Scallywag!

  • ceeenbee

    In his defense, he is a strong believer in family values and a staunch supporter of the sanctity of marriage.

    /s

    • spamky

      I don’t see why you’d need the “/s”, he is a republican after all

  • Do Something Nice

    I’m glad the hypocrite is getting his due. And, assuming that “pussy boy” is at least the age of consent, I think the rest of this is bullshit. What someone does in a motel room 900 feet from a church, regardless if the church is open or not, is nobody’s business and make for a ridiculous law.

    • Todd20036

      I don’t think anyone on this thread is judging the “pussy boy”

  • Pollos Hermanos

    So what were the condoms mentioned in the original story for then?

    • JoeMyGod

      I was wondering the same thing.

      • boatboy_srq

        From the full write-up, it looks like something the kid offered, not something Shortey demanded. NOT taking the kid up on it may be the only smart thing Shortey did.

        Not excusung this douchenozzle: when the kid asked for work, he’s the one that suggested sex.

      • TampaDink

        Maybe the senator is also known to make balloon animals.

    • clay

      He was a boy scout leader– liked to be prepared as an example.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      Balloons. It was a party. The next page of the police report mentions the helium tank.

  • Belthazar

    I’m waiting for someone to post that picture and the one with him and Trump’s son to Trump’s twitter feed :). Can you imagine the rant?

  • M Jackson

    Churches should not be allowed anywhere within 500 feet of places where there is prostitution activity.

    • Canadian Observer

      If I lived in one of the United States and you were running for state senator in that state, I would vote for you just based on that comment.

  • Cousin Bleh

    I don’t know why but I laughed out loud (literally, not the fake internet LOL) at the details about the smiley face emojis.

  • Mark

    I wonder how much tabloid press this would be getting if he was caught with a 17 yo female prostitute?

    • Ninja0980

      None, in fact he would likely have kept his job.

      • Boreal

        He’d be running for governor.

        • Ninja0980

          Yup, one good Jesus forgave me speech and it’d be all good.

      • MonochromeMouse

        trump would give him a cabinet position, as long as he got her to come to the white house and dress in Ivanka’s clothing line.

  • I feel for his [alleged] wife and 4 children. If he had bareback sex then went home and had sex with his wife there is obviously some STD/HIV testing that has to happen for the family.

    • Strepsi

      I don’t feel for the wife, she married this piece of shit who harms others… I feel sorry for the young sex worker for getting pressured to be cum inside.

      • Todd20036

        It might not have required much pressure. (Feel free to run with that)
        Wife was as republican as hubby. Tough luck to be her. The kids don’t deserve this shitshow, though.

  • are any of them not pedos and rapists? at this point, i am seriously wondering about that.

    • canoebum

      The kid was 17, and over the age of consent for his state. That’s not pedophilia. No need to exaggerate.

  • Lazycrockett

    “a box of opened condoms and a bottle of lotion.” Classy.

  • Rex

    At 17 I had a paper route to make some extra coin.
    And, to think my cat and I could have really pulled down some serious bucks.
    I was so naive.

    • i remember some of the stuff i did at 15…but i knew what i was doing, and i definitely knew what i wanted. no money ever exchanged hands though.

      • another_steve

        OHMIGOD ARE YOU ACKNOWLEDGING THAT YOUNG PEOPLE CAN HAVE SEX LIVES !!11!!

        Blasphemy, in far-leftist hyper-PC society!

        (sorry for shouting…)

        • hell yea i did. and i don’t think the 28 and 29 yr old couple minded either.

          • another_steve

            Love to you for your honesty, Ed. πŸ˜‰

            Assuming, in this Oklahoma story, that both members of the sexual encounter(s) were 100 percent mentally competent and consenting, the only part of it that disturbs me is the rank hypocrisy of the Republican “family values” creep.

          • doninkansas

            especially since the kid was legal for consensual sex, it was only the prostitution part with someone under the age of 18 that made it so serious.

          • rednekokie

            That’s what rankles me — that this bozo has worked for years trying to stifle the gay community in any way he can — and then goes out and wallows in it himself.
            So much for “religious truth”.
            I don’t give a flying fuck who he gets intimate with — I just want him, and all the others like him to leave us alone.

        • Do Something Nice

          Uh, you think consenting 3 year olds are game.

      • Todd20036

        Hussy!!!
        Actually, it was the quisling aspect of it that people are celebrating. If you want to rent a young man, that’s your call.

      • TampaDink

        Same here….and now that I’m in my mid 50’s I no longer have the body that could bring in some extra cash.

        • Hah! I turn 40 (40! Omigod!) in Dec.

          • TampaDink

            You kids have all the fun. ;-p

          • rednekokie

            Don’t give up — I will be 81 in May, and am still going strong — and loving every inch of it.

        • Frommer_Gast

          There are interested parties for literally everything – so I think there is rather a mental blockade on your part. You should work on this!

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            Marketing the man AND the meat !

          • TampaDink

            Thanks…..I wasn’t being completely serious.

          • Frommer_Gast

            So glad to hear this – and the more so taking into account my own 50+ age …

          • TampaDink

            Although there probably is a very limited market for clients interested in a 53 yr. old with physical disabilities…but I’m sure I could find that extra income if need be (and if the man friend wouldn’t object).

      • rednekokie

        I did, too, Ed — wish I could remember it all — it would make a dingo of a tell all book. And bring back happy memories — each and every inch of them.

    • clay

      “A Boy and His Pussy”, a 1975 American sci-fi comedy film produced, written (with Cat Moore), and directed by Lick My Jones, starring Don Johnson, Suzy Benton, Jason Robards, and Cat Moore. The film’s script is based on the 1969 cycle of narratives by fantasy author Harlan Ellison.

  • JuanGalicia

    Ugh I hate the term Boy Pussy …. And itΒ΄s quite prevalent in gay erotica <.<. And frankly it annoys me

    • madknits

      Boy pussy, mangina, man-c*nt, boy hole, man-hole.
      Whatever happened to the romantic term, “asshole”?

      • Lars Littlefield

        I’ve always been partial to fudge highway.

      • dustin fibers

        Munt?

        • madknits

          Never heard that one!

        • Robincho

          Sometimes a nice accompaniment to moobs…

    • TampaDink

      Is Tunnel of Love okay?

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        Cock Cave is acceptable and respectable

        • TampaDink

          Note to self: Use great caution when using this phrase. Cave & cage sound alike….but definitely would result in very different outcomes. (Or no comes.)

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            I’d love to read the postit notes on your fridge.

          • TampaDink

            That would be a safer bet than reading my mind!

      • Robincho

        I always liked spasm chasm. That is, after all, where Jeebus put our sweet spotz…

        • TampaDink

          I’m going to steal your phrase. Yes, our happy knobs are hidden away but worth finding!

          • Robincho

            You said a mouthful, brotein shake!…

          • TampaDink

            I am lovin’ “brotein shake”! Priceless!

          • Robincho

            Use it with my blessings! (You ever get to South Beach?)…

          • TampaDink

            Funny you should ask. Just the other night, my long suffering spousal unit asked if we’d ever been to South Beach. When I assured him we had not, he said that we should go sometime. The only times we’ve been in Miami were when I had one of my (failed) rounds of ablation trying to address my arrhythmia in the fall of 2000 and when we went through there en route to Key West in 2002. We rarely leave the house…much less Tampa but, as Judy Tenuta says, “It could happen!”

          • Robincho

            Me and the Sweet Babboo are prolly gonna be passin’ thru SoBe en route to Cayo Hueso next month, and I’ve always had this hankerin’ to meetcha, is all. Hope that can happen somewhere, sometime. Meanwhile, be well & keep postin’.
            Like Marjorie Merriweather…

          • TampaDink

            Wish that I were closer to South Beach….would love to meet you & your Sweet Babboo! I’ll try to maintain the standards of Majorie Merriweather but as you know, once the sun is over the yardarm, I tend to Post Toastee.

    • RoFaWh

      It’s not a pussy; it’s an asshole or, to be formal, anus or rectum.

      And 17 is not a boy, laws of consent notwithstanding.

    • Robincho

      Two porn flix. In one, the young guy says, “Breed that boypussy!” and in the other he says, “Tear it up, man!” In my house, the second one wins big…

    • grada3784

      It’s the only way to get someone’s interest. The Pussy Groper of the United States.

  • Paula

    Deep down, I hope this guy’s punishment includes a whip.

    • Todd20036

      Um, are you sure that’s punishment?

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2RtnXA3EX4

    this is my feeling on this situation..not the act itself.

  • bkmn
  • Boreal

    Another closeted, self loathing conservative idiot who will end up in jail or alone instead of being honest about his sexuality. And he leaves the wreckage of a wife and kids who have to deal with his stupidity and dishonesty.

    • Ninja0980

      And another story that shows how stupid it is for pushing stories that gays and lesbians can marry the opposite sex and not have it end in heartbreak in one way or another.

      • Todd20036

        But… you can marry away the gay. Just ask my (late) dad

    • Gigi

      Mrs. Josh Duggar just gave birth to her fifth child with that POS. Maybe Mrs. Shortey will stand by her man as well.

      • Boreal

        It’s whut wimmenfolk are supposed to do.

      • Skeptical_Inquirer

        What bugs me is that her siblings actually said, “You don’t have to stay with him. We’d actually prefer you didn’t!” and offered her some living space. So, she had options, not the greatest but damn, she should know he’s going to cheat on her again.

        • Ginger Snap

          And he will probably rape his children at some point also. I shudder to think of those children’s lives.

  • The Sentinel

    “JM advised they were smoking the marijuana when officers knocked on the door.” BUZZ. KILL.

  • TuuxKabin

    A_S stepped up to shtup him yet?

  • ohbear1957

    Of course:
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a6e5bf9a3c7392e41ea747e0453700cb34147937df515cffdee5aa820d77a13d.jpg
    “Ralph Shortey, the trophy hunter pictured above posing with the sofa he hunted down and killed, is a State Senator in Oklahoma, serving since 2010.”
    https://republicinsanity.tumblr.com/post/102515288273/ralph-shortey

    • he just wanted to put his gun in the boy’s holster….that’s all.

    • clay

      gun oil on the upholstery, tsk, tsk, tsk.

      • Judging from the visible fingerprints, he looks like the kind who never cleans his firearms properly. Also, no serious hunter uses those lame-ass stock shell-holders.

      • The Sentinel

        Is that what it is? I thought it was.. uh.. nevermind.

      • ohbear1957

        Right next to the “vim” stains.

    • That Mossberg pump-action, if I recognize it correctly, ain’t a bad choice seeing as that’s my shotgun of choice, but the rest of his firearms are ridiculously pussy-guns.

      • canoebum

        The Marlin Model 60 is a good rifle. I had the Ducks Unlimited Edition(Model 990) with the walnut stock, for years. If you want a .22LR for target shooting, it’s about perfect. I had a scope on mine.

        • I prefer using a scoped .223 for varmint hunting; my current one is a Savage — the model 11/111 sold under the absurd name of ‘Lady Hunter.’ They designed it specifically for us wimmenfolk and did a really superb job of it. Rifle fits and shoots as if custom-made for me.

          Just my preference, but I don’t believe in target shooting save as practice for the real thing, in large part because it feels wasteful and these days is expensive.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada
    • LaChatSayWha

      That couch is an abomination.

    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      I’ll never get over the need to have that many guns. It’s one thing to have a hunting rifle or a handgun if one is being stalked but a half-dozen?

  • Derrick Johns

    What is this? Nazi Monday? Oh, I’m not blaming, Joe My God. Y’all are just reporting the current news stories. Between this sleezy scum Shortey, Steve Bannon, our pot-bellied president and the LePen witch we’ve got a bunch of fascists today. Who’s next? Kellyanne?
    If that Shortey would just screw Steve Bannon instead of teenage boys every thing would be all right. Although none of us would want to see the Shortey/Bannon porn tape. No One.
    (sigh) Well, no one could help it…it’s Nazi Monday.

  • Mihangel apYrs

    I feel sorry for the boy – even if he’s just gay for pay he is now labelled and “known” to the police, and within his family.

    • clay

      An earlier report says one of the calls to the police was from his family– maybe they were checking his messages? Shorty apparently picked the guy up near his home and they were followed by a witness (family?) to the motel.

      • WNY

        I think an earlier post said that the boy’s girlfriend was the one who followed him to the motel and made the report

        • Stogiebear

          Hell hath no fury. Woman scorned.

          Meet Oklahoma legislator.

      • Mihangel apYrs

        I read that his girlfriend told on him – he told her he wanted money for the spring break and she obviously didn’t like it

  • The Sentinel

    Scene of the proposed boy pussy ejaculation (adjacent to Vera’s Posh Paws). https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/11684e42c417f5346bec6562bda2eebe04c6d05752613b4193e761f66fec429d.jpg

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      Vera’s Posh Paws — what an odd name for a church.

  • Ninja0980

    In one way, folks like him never had a chance to be out and proud given where they grew up and having families and churches tell them every day that being LGBT is evil.
    Having said that, at some point you can’t use where you grew up or your upbringing for stuff like this.
    The 1,000 feet of a church is bunk but the other things such as hiring an underage escort and the unsafe sex practices.. nope.
    Most of all, there are kids growing up in similar circumstances like him and instead of being true to himself, he chose to wage war on them and the rest of our community.
    That alone negates any sympathy I have for him.

    • Yep. It’s always been my contention that when normal human sexuality is repressed and treated as evil or a sin, that’s when it’s most likely to grow up all twisted, perverted, and wrong.

      I mean, the Catholic Church basically created its own pedophile clergy problem.

      • Ninja0980

        And covered it up, the boys and girls victimized by these monsters and future victims be damned.
        IMO, they should never have a say on moral values ever again after that.

    • lymis

      Back it up a generation or two, and I’ll agree. But the fact is that the options of coming out and telling the truth have been available to his generation of men for most of his life. Not to say it would be easy. But he has no excuses.

      • Oh’behr

        I think it’s that whole southern Protestantism repression. Build in Baptist guilt and shame and hate which leads to much self hate. Which isn’t different than most other religions.

  • JT

    I want that church proximity law to be disputed on the basis of a temple prostitution challenge. So much for religious liberty.

  • There is literally nothing about this fetid little story which isn’t disgusting and appalling.

    Well, okay, the detail where it isn’t the least bit surprising it’s a self-proclaimed ‘family values’ Republican hypocrite involved.

    • Ninja0980

      Anytime family values is mentioned, they are either a closet case, have another woman on the side or engaging in something really, really evil that they cover up with their holier then thou attitude.

      • Oh’behr

        … or have a man or men on the side.

        Republican family values with their holier than thou attitude.

  • Chitown Kev

    I cringe at the “boy pussy” harse as well and I noticed that Shortey was kind the one that corrected the young man…this is just a hot mess.

  • Vodka is a food group

    Ive always enjoyed the terms… Man Cooter, or ManTang or as Sinead referred to it as “the difficult brown”

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Mangina

    • Treant

      I’ve used “Mussy.” Rhymes with “pussy.”

    • PabloDali

      Leave Sinead Alone !!

      • Vodka is a food group

        Said with Love………..Not hating on Sinead……………..

  • LovesIrony

    I hate fuckers that block equality and legalizing marijuana while fucking male prostitutes and smoking pot. just loath those hypocrites

    • Rex

      It does seem slightly hypocritical.

  • Natty Enquirer
    • Lars Littlefield

      Too bad I’m allergic.

      • TampaDink

        To furry men?

        • Lars Littlefield

          Pooty tats.

          • TampaDink

            I tot I saw a pooty tat.

    • Treant

      Both the boy and the pussy are just barely old enough to interest me.

      Actually, the boy’s old enough. Well, really, the pussy’s old enough, too.

      There’s a photo of me holding my uncle’s cat the first day my uncle got him–that was in about 1995. There’s tons of photos of me and my uncle’s cat after my uncle passed away and I adopted said cat. There are no photos of the fights at the funeral as to who was privileged to adopt the cat; we were standing in line.

    • clay
  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    Child molester!!!…. just like the other right wing super hero’s : the Duggers and Jim Bakker. He’ll ask for Jesus’ forgiveness and before you know it he’ll be selling end times buckets of “food inspired” products to the Trump cult.

    • Chucktech

      Jesus doesn’t forgive homo. Especially in Oklahoma.

  • Derrick Johns

    Reading these comments about “boy pussy” I can see that you are all going to hell. And when I get there I’m not going to speak to not one of you. I mean what I say–not for eternity.

  • Frostbite

    Well. There’s not much chance of “misunderstanding” that conversation now is there?

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Well, I find the presence of condoms a bit confusing.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    But we’re the deviants and destroyers of families. Fucking Fake Jeebus, these self-righteous scumbags are disgusting.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Does the super eight motel warn its guests of its proximity to a church? If not, perhaps Shorty should sue the motel. πŸ™‚

    • PabloDali

      Would the same law apply to Temples or Mosques ?

      • nocadrummer

        Probably not. Remember, this is a “Christian Nation”, so in the eyes of many legislatures, “Christian” churches are the only ones that count.

        Remember Newt claims that, although most of us would consider him to have been married THREE times, he thinks of it as only ONCE – the first two didn’t count because they weren’t CATHOLIC marriages.

  • Gay Fordham Prep Grad

    According to his official biography, Shortey is married to his “high school sweetheart” Jennifer. He has four daughters. Shortey was known in the Senate for his imposing size, standing 6 feet, 6 inches tall and weighing 315 pounds

    • Treant

      That now requires a little revision. He married his “high school beard” Jennifer.

    • lymis

      Sort of begs the question of whether “Shortey” is particularly appropriate as a name.

      • atchitamo

        The nickname wasn’t referring to his height.

  • clay

    That conversation reads as if the kid had worked for him before.

  • easygoingmister

    “B** P**** ” !?

    I am so repelled I cannot even type out the phrase.

  • rusty57

    Damn. Just the length of a new double wide and one of the charges would never have been made.

  • Charlie 2001

    In most of the US (including Oklahoma) the age of consent is 16. So he could legally have sex with the guy just not pay for it. My BF who is six months younger than me likes me to be his daddy which I don’t particularly like but I accept that he enjoys it. Of course we are both in our sixties.

    • David Walker

      OK…as long as he doesn’t call you “gramps.”

      • Oh’behr

        Though I think it’s okay to call Trump, Grandpa. Makes me feel younger.

  • mattkorey

    Hmmm.
    Yes of course this is gross. Dude is underage, and Republican dude is a repulsive hypocrite.
    But what I refused to get horrified by is the sexting terminology. Are we all really aghast at that? Have you never heard that before?
    I call my husband boy frequently, along with many other things, and he is decades older than this kid. That is extremely common for men of all ages, and usually indicates some sort of sexual dynamic.
    I can see why middle America might clutch a pearl or two to see that one dude asked another dude to fuck his boy pussy, but I just can’t see why we would be.

    • Treant

      As I’ve reported, my husband tends to wander into my office at half mast in his shorts (or not in his shorts, as the case may be) and simply growl, “You, bedroom, naked. Now.”

      We are not particularly given to subtlety with each other.

    • Michael McReavy

      I agree with you regarding the sexting terminology. I’m an old queen. I’m not just some ‘dude’ who differs from straight men only because I like sex with men. I freely admit to some female aspects of my gender identity and in our community I’m certainly not alone. If someone refers to my asshole as a ‘boy pussy’ or ‘mussy’, or ‘pussy’, I find that a bit of a turn on. However, truth in advertising, etc., it’s now more of a ‘granny pussy’.

      • Stogiebear

        That’s a “gussy.”

      • rusty57

        Mr McReavy I’m sure it’s still as pretty as the day you were born.

    • david fairfield

      I wasn’t.

  • PabloDali

    “engaging in prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church”

    They can’t stand the competition.

    • JWC

      100 feet to 0 not going to happen However inside it is restricted to Priest and Alter bois

      • PabloDali

        Come to the Rectory and prepare to receive the Body of Christ, my son!

  • Gigi

    In no way am I defending Shortey but the reports make it sound as though he was about to have sex with an 8-year-old. The kid was 17 but according to Oklahoma age of consent laws, which Shortey should have known about, he’s deemed a “child”.

  • FAEN

    Tony? Tony why so silent?

    • JWC

      Because they both have big red “R” in brackets behind their names

      • FAEN

        Shouldn’t be H for hypocrite?

        • JWC

          Most assuredly But the big RED R absolves you of everything

          • FAEN

            IOKIYAR!

          • JWC

            I am not an R

          • FAEN

            I didn’t think you were. My comment was for your comment about absolution.

  • MBear

    *boi

  • TampaZeke

    He’ll spend the rest of his life coming up with new ways to convince himself and others that he’s a good, “Christian family values”, heterosexual conservative, including campaigning against any form of LGBT rights.

    • Frommer_Gast

      Will be a thrilling experience for his fellow inmates, I suppose.

    • Stogiebear

      With lots of road trips across all of Oklahoma. Miraculously, they will all be on highways and tollroads that have roadside parks and scenic drive outs.

  • Gianni

    Sometimes them ‘family values’ guys love em some boy pussy, fer sure.

  • royinhell

    And aside from everything else, he was TEXTING WHILE DRIVING! Shouldn’t that be an additional charge?

  • penpal

    And he’s married to a woman.

    Marriage is a sacred union between a woman and a man who gets bareback boy pussy on the side.

  • “Boy pussy.” It’s bad enough that they’re all hypocrites and assholes and self-loathing emotional trainwrecks who project all their demons on innocent victims. But do they have to be icky about it?

    • DrRobY

      Yeah, the correct word is “Mangina”

    • Ben in Oakland

      That’s what he was thinking

  • Frenchys House Party

    Oh dear, oh dear…

  • Baylee Peach

    Okay, so he hires male prostitutes while his voting record shows that he’s been a strong opponent to LBGTQ issues. Now he was agreeing to unprotected sex. If it comes out that he opposed HIV/AIDS issues, my head will pop.

  • AdamTh

    Child prostitution is child prostitution. WTF does it matter if the act occurs 500 feet from a “church”, or a mile away? Christians are such sensitive little biddies…

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    His wife needs to get tested right now. I’m really doubting she agreed to close her eyes to barebacking underage prostitutes.

  • JCF
  • xzargo

    Typical Republican hypocrite.

  • Ben in Oakland

    Homo hating homos.
    There’s nothing quite like them.

  • Ant con

    who’s the witness ?

  • cessnadriver

    Shorty has never had dinner alone with a woman who was not his wife. He’s very proud of that.