LIVE VIDEO: White House Press Briefing

Considering what’s happened to so far today, THIS should be entertaining. The Associated Press reports:

Mike Rogers, the director of the National Security Agency, is denying that the British intelligence community was ever asked to conduct electronic surveillance on President Donald Trump at the behest of former President Barack Obama.

Earlier this month, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer referred to unsubstantiated allegations made by a Fox News analyst that GCHQ, the British electronic intelligence agency, had helped Obama wiretap Trump. The British intelligence agency flatly denied it happened.

  • clay

    He’ll probably sound condescending.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Oh, he’ll condescend, alright. But no one will know it except in that special happy place in his mind.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Hang Sean out to dry like his suits.

  • Michael R
  • Stogiebear

    What fresh Republican shitshow is this?

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Same shit, different day.

      • pj

        really sick of this daily look at me shit

  • clay

    poor little butch GOP announcer guy’s kinda fun to watch squirm

    • Lumpy Gaga

      That’s an NBC reporter, ness pah?

      • clay

        Then he’s even much more fun

        • Lumpy Gaga

          Pool Boy, literally?

      • Fifth-and-a-Half Element

        I’m afraid we don’t have N’est-ce Pas, sir, just Hershey’s.

        • Lumpy Gaga

          Sean enjoys Nescapes at DC cocktail parties.

        • Beagle

          Upvoted because I could watch Murder By Death all day.

  • Sam_Handwich

    Will the sphincter be unbroken
    By and by, lord, by and by?

  • Taylor

    Who’s the guy with the mic? He looks like he’s about to wet himself?

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Peter Alexander

      • Taylor

        Thanks!

  • Acronym Jim
  • Lumpy Gaga

    Here they come, walkin’ down the street
    They get the funniest looks from, everyone they meet…

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Spicer’s wearing his Dad’s suit again.

    • Sashineb

      Yeah, didn’t the Rump get mad at him for not wearing a dark suit??

  • Lumpy Gaga

    My borg help line just had me on hold for an hour – an hour – then said “Sorry!” and termed.

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN

    Spicey cannot read or speak coherently : Two failings for a White House Press Secretary.

  • Boreal
  • Lumpy Gaga

    healthcare stakeholders == “Dr.” Price aiming straight for Grandma’s chest.

  • Boreal

    Kentucky make murica great. LOL.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Had to mute. Jesus.

    • jefe5084

      I know. UGH!! I listened for….ohh..maybe 20 seconds. Couldn’t take it. But it’s 20 seconds longer than I would ever listened to Trump or any of his associated Secretary liars or other staff. I’ll wait for Melissa McCarthy version.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Sean, Has the President decided to step down now or wait for impeachment proceedings ?

    • TK

      My question as well, Sean ! WTF?? Comey says there’s an ongoing investigation as to collusion with Russia and yet Sean says there’s no evidence of collusion. And they aren’t backing off the wiretap issue either. Yes… resign or be impeached, Trumpwad. LOSER! LIAR! NUT CASE!

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    • 2patricius2

      Has the President asked Putin for asylum in the Kremlin yet?

  • Boreal
  • Lumpy Gaga

    It’s not the “first of many that the committee has engaged in”.

    It’s live, now, THE FIRST and ONLY.

    You NOT MAKE SENSE, SPITTER!!!!!

  • clay

    Imagine if they’d been this worked up about Valerie Plame’s unmasking.

  • The_Wretched

    Sean’s trying to run the “leaks are the national security” problem (rather than treasonous collusion).

  • clay

    They are completely unable to separate Trump from his administration, Obama from his administration, the executive branch from the legislative branch . . .
    Trump from his businesses.

  • Gustav2

    Yes, Flynn was recorded BECAUSE of his ties and calls to Russians.

  • Rex

    Is there anyone left to defend Trump except those paid to do so?

  • Gustav2

    Nothing to see here!

  • Sam_Handwich
  • Boreal

    Like Obama’s birth certificate?

    • Stogiebear

      But her emails!!!!!!!!!

  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    Missed opportunity to send out Huckabee-Sanders. She would’ve killed it.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Religious refs wasted upon the Godless press? I shudder.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      “Sean Spicer could raise the dead and you’d complain about the stench!”

  • Boreal

    I’m trying to think through this=which lie should I tell?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    LOL!

  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    Jonathan, USE YOUR INDOOR VOICE!!!

    • clay

      Spicey didn’t like being fact-checked in real time.

  • Sashineb

    That podium is going to start moving ….

  • Gustav2

    Now Flynn and Manafort were not park of the campaign. They were volunteers (while they represented us on TV with our permission.)

    • clay

      Manafort “very limited role for a very limited time” BULLSHIT!

    • Yixing’s Fluffer

      Trump has never known a Flynn. Is that like a Finn? Trump has always hated the Finns, just like Putin told him to…I mean, PAY NO ATTENTION! Everything is fine!

  • Sam_Handwich
    • Gustav2

      This is serious, but I am LMFAO!

    • Yixing’s Fluffer

      He lives in Trump Tower FFS.

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN

    con, con collusion …

    • clay

      He was wishing it was the conclusion

      • IAMBOWLINGGREEN

        It’s interesting the words he stumbles on….

    • Lumpy Gaga

      You come and go
      You come and go….

      Lyin’ would be easy if your colors were like my dreams.

  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    How many blown gaskets today?

  • Earl

    No evidence. Yet anyhow.

    Of course, there are other things coming out that have little to do with the election, but are much more illegal. Bribery, laundering money and other scams are just as bad.

    The question isn’t that you’re guilty, it’s what are you guilty of?

  • Lumpy Gaga

    “Okay, who ordered 20 Comet Pizzas? I’m not paying for this!”

    — Sean Spicer

  • MB

    “Jumping to a conclusion” that Trump WAS wiretapped ??
    Sean Spicerack is an IDIOT.

  • Sam_Handwich

    ahhahahah golf question

    • Yixing’s Fluffer

      Don’t fuck this up, Spicy. Your job’s on the line.

    • Earl

      What a terrible attempt at an answer…

    • clay

      10% of his golf games are useful.

    • Gustav2

      What is Pres Trump’s handicap?

      • Sam_Handwich

        too numerous to list

        • Earl

          Hey! 🙂

      • Earl

        Too many to name.

      • clay

        a birth defect?

      • AW

        mental

      • Rex

        It is a fluid situation.

        • Yixing’s Fluffer

          They always say his game is golden…

      • Rex

        Oh, his golf handicap, not the obvious one.

  • Boreal

    Fucking liar. How you used the game of golf? WTF?

    • Rex

      Which one?

    • AW

      Goes without saying.

  • Taylor

    Jesus Christ…Spicer simply does not demonstrate a coherent train of thought.

    • ByronK

      That’s because his mouth outpaces his brain.

    • Earl

      He almost makes sense, if you smoke enough weed. But even then, it’s something to be laughed at.

      • That_Looks_Delicious

        Ha! That reminds me of my college roommates who would always smoke up and do shrooms before going to weekend showings of ‘The Wall.’ One time, they couldn’t get any supplies before the movie and came back saying that they just realized it didn’t make any sense.

    • Rex

      Just like his boss.

    • clay

      he hasn’t even made it up to a continuous rain of thought

    • Rex

      That train derailed a long time ago.

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN

    Just because he goes to play golf, doesn’t mean he is playing golf… Spicey logic.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Golf game as dead parrot sketch.

      “He’s playing golf right now!”
      “No he isn’t.”

  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    “The President’s entitled to a bit of privacy.”

    But Hillary…

    • Rex

      Not if my microwave has anything to say about it.

      • Gene

        my toaster has been recording my every move I fear…

        and Kelly Anns…

        but the two way mirror in her cosmetic box and camera in her vanity? both have gone blind from the utter horror

        • Gene

          (her toaster I mean….I have standards of how low in the muck I will go to share a home after all 🙂

  • Gene

    I think he may be regretting adding Sudan to the list of nations we ban people from…since he is so damn deep in Denial he will be issued a Sudanese passport

  • Gustav2

    Change the subject and look over there!

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    Former Republican congressman David Jolly just said on CNN that Trump is too stupid to be president.

    http://www.rawstory.com/2017/03/former-republican-lawmaker-stuns-cnn-panel-when-he-says-trump-isnt-smart-enough-to-be-president/

    • The_Wretched

      I didn’t start calling Donny “Unfit” recently. Where has Jolly been?

    • David Walker

      Oh, thank you TLD. Down at the bottom…just too wonderful.
      Jolly: “‘We know he’s lying about [the wiretap claim], but he doesn’t understand what a FISA court is. He doesn’t understand that he just made an allegation of a felony, he doesn’t understand that he’s crippling the United States on a world stage. That speaks to more than credibility, that speaks to intellect.’
      “Former Sen. Rick Santorum reacted with outrage to Jolly’s statements and defended Trump’s intellectual capabilities.”
      Talk about the bland leading the bland.

      • Mr. Dead-Baby-In-A-Jar Santorum showing outrage about anything—especially about disparaging remarks regarding someone’s intelligence—is HILARIOUS.

    • barrixines

      “This is what the left does.”
      “It’s from your fellow Republican…”
      Trump, too stupid to be President, Santorum, too stupid to live.

  • Boreal

    Clinton foundation lies again.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    lol Uranium !

  • Skokieguy [Larry]
    • Walter Maerlyn

      I’d love to be the one handing him his head.

  • Gustav2

    The election is OVER, she lost…now about your collusion.

  • ByronK

    He’s quickly gearing up into whiny little bitch mode.

    • Yixing’s Fluffer

      “Is that the tea kettle?”
      “Nope, it’s just Spicer.”

  • Earl

    I know he started to say something, but I’ve gotten lost in trying to follow what he’s saying…

    Allusions to allusions…

  • Boreal

    Where is their concern? Is Hillary president?

  • olandp

    What a worm.

    • Rex

      Without the integrity and charm.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        or purpose.

      • David Walker

        And worms can’t help that they’re slimy.

        • The_Wretched

          It’s how they breathe.

          • Lumpy Gaga

            Don’t MAKE me bring up reproduction!

  • Put simply, now the only people supporting Donald’s lie about his building being wiretapped are those paid to speak on his behalf.

    And this is kind of a big deal: “The Trump administration, currently under investigation by the FBI for espionage…” <– Headlines from here on out.

    • Rex

      Trump’s into deep now. Can you imagine him saying, “I just made it up.” He will NEVER admit to anything wrong, I just hope it isn’t ignored like his whole birther bullshit was.

      • Gustav2

        Or ignored like not releasing his taxes.

        • Rex

          I’m quite sure his taxes tie him to Russia as well.

          • pj

            always did.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Careful what you wish for Spicey

  • Gustav2

    Is Flynn’s name protected by law?

  • clay

    Why didn’t Trump fire Flynn when he learned he lied?
    Why did he wait until Flynn was unmasked?

  • Boreal
    • clay

      (all are understaffed, even their precious Pentagon)

    • Yixing’s Fluffer

      They’re keeping a close eye on Scott Pruitt of all people. Because he’s the secret liberal mole.

      Christ.

      • unsavedheathen

        They’ve planted corporate raiders, granny-foreclosures, oil and gas shills, hedge fund managers and various and sundry other billionaires and criminals and billionaire criminals in positions of power and influence.

        This is organized crime. The WH minders are there looking out to make sure that the WH gets its cut.

        Didn’t any of you watch The Sopranos?

        • The_Wretched

          Look at it as if (hah!) they are mobsters…

          Suddenly it all makes perfect sense. – just thrown in that Bannon is trying to burn it all down and the mobsters are too stupid to realize it.

          • unsavedheathen

            Not a stretch, is it?

          • Yeah But No

            The Don of the Trump Crime Family. I’ve always thought that

  • Derrick Johns

    Lord, Spicer is the saddest man in world. Having to lie for a liar..

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Willingly

    • Yixing’s Fluffer

      He’s a whore, darling.

      • Gene

        no….he is Trumps bitch…

        whores often make a respectable living providing a service people want and even need…

        Spicer may…someday…aspire to the equal to some honest, hardworking whore…but not today

  • Walter Maerlyn

    Was Spicey huffing helium before today’s press conference?

    • TampaDink

      Yes, and he’ll go back to huffing glue this afternoon.

  • Earl

    Presidents always travel? You son of a fuckwit, go to blazes.

    • Gene

      he is the son of Christ

      (seriously…his dads middle name was…Christ…I shit you not…look it up)

      no ego in THAT family!

      shee3ese

      • Earl

        I once knew a Christian. God damn did he ever know how to suck cock.

        • Gene

          his name is not “christian”…thats an actual name….but, its “christ”…which is …weird

  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    Residents of DC: Don’t make Trump stay here 24/7. Dear G-d, let him be Florida’s problem on the weekends.

  • hdtex

    “There’s an assumption because there is an investigation it must be about something,” says Sean Sphincter. How profound.

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN

    Meals on wheels : ‘cute’.

    • clay

      3%? No, 30%. Where does he think those state-level funds come from?

  • Taylor

    “Meals on Wheels” is a cute program!! Mygod!

    • Rex

      He really doesn’t have to try to make us hate him.

    • Yeah… he’s an asshole. Sure, ‘cute’ and catchy name, but the service it provides is essential, compassionate, and very serious.

    • Jeffrey

      What a cute idea, trying to feed poor people. Haha adorable. Put this fucker in the tumbrel cart next to Melania.

  • Gustav2

    The president works seven days a week watching cable news!

  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    Economic crisis in Greece? Really? That’s what you want to ask now? Ugh, these fucking softballs.

  • Earl

    You’ve got to admire the restraint shown by the media. I can’t imagine being in that room without wanting to take a big stick and (clip)

  • Sam_Handwich
    • denbear

      And we should not let the administration select a Supreme Court Justice until we know what the fuck is going on.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    That was the sound of the bus wheels going over Roger Stone.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
  • clay

    Meanwhile, your budget director is willing to only judge programs by how much money they return to the federal budget.

    • Yixing’s Fluffer

      “Feeding starving children sure sounds nice, but is it economically efficient? Let’s ask the Heritage Foundation.”

  • Boreal

    Schiff got under their skin. Good.

  • Earl

    What an evil little shit he is.

    Talking about spending lots of money on something as the measure of success, while he wants to cut all spending.

    • clay

      except presidential (personal) travel.

      • Earl

        And the military…

    • Yixing’s Fluffer

      We’ve got to pay for trips to (gag) the “Southern White House” and security for Trump’s absent wife.

      • pj

        thats southern palace

      • The_Wretched

        Now only $400,000/yr to show up and take part in government.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    its number 2, thank you – LOL

  • Sam_Handwich
    • j.martindale

      It makes you wonder how seriously the FBI is investigating. I don’t trust Comey worth a damn.

      • The_Wretched

        Or how much the FBI may be obstructing the Congress’s oversight responsibility.

  • PickyPecker

    Personally engaged in profiteering. Period.

  • clay

    Air Force already called his AF1 claims bullshit.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    HUH !??

  • Gustav2

    It would be difficult to put Russian advisers on the White House payroll, right?

  • clay

    THERE ARE NO PRONGS TWO AND THREE!

  • Gustav2

    Ryan just wants to kill Medicaid. that is all.

    • clay

      Ryan wants to kill more than just Medicaid.

      • pj

        thank you

  • dcurlee

    My understanding legally they have to take a salary…..I don’t believe a fucking word this ass says. It’s even been stated Trump is being paid but not disclosed what he is doing with it.

    • The_Wretched

      Getting paid is exactly what Trump The Unfit promised to not do.

  • Rex

    Just think, fellow American tax-payers. We’re paying this shill to lie and BS for the Liar in Chief. Not sure our country can take four years of this.

  • Earl

    He has yet to accomplish anything substantial.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      It’s all that gum he keep swallowing.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        Sean swallows! – you heard it here first

        • clay

          only on JMG!

        • TampaDink

          Okay….so he has one admirable trait.

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            =WINK=

          • TampaDink

            I would have stated that he has one redeeming quality but I have read no reviews on the quality of his swallowing.

  • Gustav2

    “Manafort was only involved when we were colluding with Russia, after the damage was done it was not necessary.”

  • Ragnar Lothbrok
  • Gustav2

    Silly, the White House wants it both ways.

  • Watching the FBI/Cong hearing… GOP member (can’t tell who) is letting Donald direct questioning via public tweets.

    I can’t even.

  • clay

    Sean Spicer looking for a job!

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    LOL “Your headlines are bad”

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    You guys don’t believe my lies !! Stop that !!

    • clay

      Yeah, Spicey is fucking this up.

  • Jeffrey

    and suddenly this pops up as an ad on JMG. Yes, let’s get to the bottom of Hillary Clinton finally. She probably put recyclable bottles in the regular trash bin https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f630f50e8f82b2bd7ca2bbc6cd39941df1d448ee98979b4bc2bc719c5b246d79.png

    • clay

      You’ve got cookies crumbs in your pants.

      • Jeffrey

        apparently! Quick, someone come lick them off!

    • Rex

      Dottie doesn’t recycle!

      • Jeffrey

        That’s why she lives at The Cocksucker Residence at 451 Pussy Way

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    OMG he’s doubling down on the stupid wiretap garbage
    Hillary Clinton! Leaks! Look, squirrel!

    • Earl

      The story isn’t credible. Hillary taking bribes from Russia? Horseshit.

      But Trump laundering money for the Russian mob is credible.

    • He’s only doubling down because he knows he’s GOING down. No longer a matter of if, but HOW SOON.

  • Earl

    Information is being leaked because your government is bad. The staff knows it, and they’re making sure everyone knows.

    That’s not a crime on their part. It might be a crime on yours, Spicy.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    ” There a lot of other stories ”
    Well, that’s true.

    • Gustav2

      And most of those “stories” are on Breitbart an InfoWars.

    • KCMC

      quote right up there with, “Kellyanne says many things.”

  • Natty Enquirer

    All of the “no evidence” talk is in refutation of Trump’s allegations.

    • clay

      and avoidance of the question that he was asked.

  • clay

    Why is so much being leaked?
    Because so many professionals are shitting their pants worried about Russia’s ear in your security briefings, about the RNC’s platform changes, about Trump’s threat to the US.

  • Taylor

    Of course his point is to draw an implication. Why else bring it up?

  • Natty Enquirer

    Why is no one taking “no” for an answer? Because the stench of rat is overpowering, Mr. Spicer.

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN

    Meltdown.

  • clay

    “I did not apologize to the United Kingdom. Goodbye.”

    • The_Wretched

      Well, you should have Spicy.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    He’s outta there. Surprised he lasted that long.

    • Natty Enquirer

      Looked more haggard today. I think the job is taking its toll. It must, if he has a shred of conscience.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Gee thanks, Sean

  • Sam_Handwich

    the Sphincter has slammed shut

  • Get ready for Wikileaks (aka Putin’s PR Arm) to release a broadside in the next 12 hours about something or other to try to turn the heat away from the White House. I would also not put it past the Russians to start a crisis in Europe or the Middle East (by influencing Iran, or a Hezbollah missile attack on Israel) to help their Trump puppet by turning the news cycle in another direction. This is looking terrible for Trump right now. He has to get this off the headlines.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    Nothing new here. Trump has always been obsessed with leaking.

  • Jeffrey

    This real time production of The Manchurian Candidate is finally starting to heat up. Could we possibly wrap this up before summer?

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      Blocked cause I’m not checking your shit, ever.

  • David

    “Daisy’s” spam comment posting has more value and truthfulness then a Spiceboy “press conferences”.

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