OKLAHOMA: Republican State Senator Found With Teen Male Prostitute Offered Cash For “Sexual Stuff”

The Oklahoman reports:

An Oklahoma state senator offered money to a teenage boy for “sexual stuff” and was found with him in a hotel room that reeked of “raw marijuana,” authorities said. State Sen. Ralph Shortey, 35, and the teenager admitted to police they had engaged in conversations “pertaining to sexual activities in exchange for money,” a police detective wrote in a court affidavit for a search warrant.

Details about electronic communications between Shortey and the teenager were captured on the teenager’s Kindle tablet that was taken into evidence, police said. The conversation started with the boy asking Shortey, “Is there anything I can help you do some cash?”

Shortey, using the screen name “Jamie Tilley,” responded: “How much you needing?” “I need money for spring break,” the boy answered. “Tilley” responded, “I don’t really have any legitimate things I need help right now. Would you be interested in ‘sexual’ stuff?”

Police were told the teenage boy had a history of drug abuse and “soliciting himself on Craigslist for sexual conduct.” Police launched the investigation after being called by the boy’s father, who had been contacted by his son’s girlfriend.

She told police that her boyfriend had said he was “going to get paid tonight,” and she feared he might be “involved in illegal drugs.” The girl told investigators she watched him get into a white Jeep Grand Cherokee with a man and she followed them to a Moore Super 8, where they went inside Room 120.

Shortey was Trump’s state campaign chairman during the GOP primary. Yesterday the state Senate voted unanimously to strip Shortey of most of his duties, however he continues to receive his salary and will be permitted to cast votes on pending bills. See the full redacted police report here. The teen is reportedly above the age of consent in Oklahoma. Shortey is married to a woman and has two small children.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    I hope this is Steve King’s future headline too.

    • Chris Baker

      nah, i hope its with a teenage girl, or maybe a beefy guy.

      • Strepsi

        I hope Steve King is found being spitroasted by a large black youth and a Mexican man with calves the size of watermelons.

        • unsavedheathen

          We should all be so lucky.

        • Todd20036

          You’ve been thinking about this a lot, haven’t you?

        • Uncle Mark

          ….crushed to death by the Mexican calves the size of watermelons, while King’s strung out on nose candy (two of King’s secret fetishes).
          (Seriously, Iowa is the home-grown meth capitol of the country, but King’s more concerned about Mexicans allegedly smuggling drugs into the state. SMH)

      • William

        Is Ted Haggard’s “friend” still available for hire?

      • kcken

        He’s from Iowa, it’ll be a beefy cow ๐Ÿ˜€

        • Uncle Mark

          Moo moo,
          I love you.
          I know you’re a cow,
          But you’ll have to do.

    • Todd20036

      You hope King has sex with this senator? Ew.

      • Judas Peckerwood

        Talk about cosmic justice!

        • Prixator

          The pix would be comic justice!

    • Kevin Perez

      No, I wish this for no one. If a house dropped on Steve King, that’s a different story.

      • Dean

        WHAT’S she gonna look like with a chimney on her head?

  • Frostbite

    Shocking! No. Not really.

  • sadoldguy

    Christan, male, white, with guns. He will be forgiven.

    • Bluto

      Jesus already forgave him so case closed.

    • Chucktech

      Nope. Not with the homo angle. Not even Jesus forgives that.

  • Do Something Nice

    The real crime is that sofa. Somebody please shoot it.

    • Walter Maerlyn

      Looks as if it could have benefited from an antimacassar.

      • Acronym Jim

        Please stop bringing up Bowling Green. I’m still in mourning.

        • stuckinthewoods

          I think I’m finished grieving for Bowling Green. Those heroic pins will never be reset. Now I’m worried after Kellyanne alerted me about what Obama does to my appliances. I tried to use my vacuum cleaner yesterday. Somehow, no matter where I went, it was there right behind me.

        • William

          If only the good people of Bowling Green had been carrying hideous sofas.

    • djcoastermark

      I had to look at that sofa again after you mentioned it. Good grief, it is even more hideous the second time. Shoot it, burn it then salt it while burying the remains.

      • Uncle Mark

        That sofa is almost as hideous as the thing sitting on it. It should only be shot, salted, burned, and buried AFTER you strap the not-gay lump and Kellyanne to it.

        • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

          It’s like he’s desperately trying to use ANYTHING as a beard.

          “Look at my taste in furnishings! Does this sofa say gay to you?”

        • djcoastermark

          Sofa of deplorables!

    • grindstone

      I think it wouldn’t be so egregious with a different wall behind it and a different floor — it looks like it might be comfortable. Also, I’d take the fucking guns off. And the gun-humper.

      • Acronym Jim

        Yeah, the sofa’s not so bad, but the guns totally clash with the chintz.

    • Jeffrey

      I imagine this troglodyte and his wife going into Sam’s Club and asking for the fanciest couch they had.

    • Cuberly

      …ages ago, went into a “specialty” furniture store in Dallas Tx. It was chock full of that kind of stuff. There was even some furniture with cattle horns on it, no joke. It was all so massive too.

      And the obsession with that hideous brown paisley, it was all over everything. Looking like someone threw up their chocolate sundae.

    • Teeny Tiny Shortey

      He was gonna youth-anize it with a teen whore.

  • popebuck1

    Clearly, losing Chris Jericho’s friendship has turned Kevin Owens to the dark side. Say it ain’t so, Kevin!

  • Frostbite

    It’s going to be ok. He’ll cry a little. Pray to Jeebus. Be forgiven and make his comeback, until he’s caught snorting coke off another teenage trick’s ass.

    • DesertSun59


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    • Todd20036

      That’s the thing. It was not a one time thing. It was the one time he got caught. He already had a system for himself in place and this time it got bungled because the kid’s Kindle was confiscated.

      He’s a queer who likes them young. His wife and kids are beards. Even if nothing bad happens this time, it will happen again.

      You cannot make the gay go away.

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      • OkieDokie

        Key words: “The teen is reportedly above the age of consent in Oklahoma.”

        Move along nothing to see here. Consenting adults making a private agreement to exchange money for sex. It really doesn’t matter that one is hypocritical Republican Trump supporter. Let’s not forget that Barney Frank (apparently much beloved on this board) used to date (and lived with, IIRC) a prostitute and had sex with him in the Senate gym.

        People are two-faced, people break the law (and this is a law (prostituion) that many people should not be enforced). The teen is reportedly above the age of consent in Oklahoma.

        • Chucktech

          But this is an Oklahoma legislator doing homo stuff. In the bible belt. Jesus does not forgive homo stuff in the bible belt and his constituents certainly won’t either.

        • John30013

          Age of consent for sexual activity does not equal age of consent to enter into contractual agreements.

          I agree that commercial sexual activity between consenting adults should not be illegal. But in that case both parties need to be legal adults, not just age of consent.

          In any case, this is as much about the hypocrisy of the right winger “family values” asshole as it is about taking advantage of an obviously troubled kid.

        • Goodboy

          Nope. He’s a significant part of a hate group. Anytime you get to show hypocrisy you go for it.

          Frank was not working for an organization that wanted to strip people of their rights. Not to mention that example was many years ago in a different era.

          • OkieDokie

            “…many years ago in a different era.” HAHAHA NOT!

            Your comment is a prime example of how “we” forgive the “transgressions of our own” and call out the “transgressions of others”.

          • Nic Peterson

            One of our own? Unless you are verifiable royalty I will caution you to limit the use of plural possessive. If you have a mouse in your pocket, which I suspect may be the case, carry on.

          • Goodboy

            Maybe in 30 or so years after he repents and turns his life around I’ll consider it. Don’t see it happening though.

        • juanjo54

          Amusing tu quoque argument and I am sure we will hear it from some people. Barney Frank was 49 and Steve Gobie was 29 when they met. Very different from a 16 or 17 year old boy which is the case here.

          The young man in question may have been an amateur prostitute to make pocket money but he is till very young. BTW it is illegal to solicit a prostitution. Also it is illegal to make a contract for an illegal purpose.

      • Nic Peterson

        What is this Kindle thing that you mention? Sounds like something a child would use…

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    • Acronym Jim

      I’m afraid I’m going to have to disagree. Getting caught while doing “teh ghey” is a death sentence in GOP politics. Notice, I said “getting caught.”

      • Frostbite

        Nah. Not like he was caught with his pants down. So far the police reports have only said they were sitting there talking and smoking pot. The text messages look bad, but they are probably just “misunderstood”

        He’ll be back.

    • Pablo Sรกnchez

      Don’t you hate it when that happens?

    • SilasMarner

      It’s still fun to pull back the shades and let the full force of the sun to shine on these disgusting cockroaches and watch them scurry for the darkness.

  • licuado de platano

    Notice the guns just laying all over the couch. When his fat ass stands up, the cushion will rebound and knock off a couple of those pieces onto the floor.

    But really we should be blaming Colorado for flooding poor Oklahoma with raw marijuana, which clouded the judgement of this good Senator.

    • Silver Badger

      What! No credit to those brave Colorado feems who infiltrate Oklahoma and Nebraska to force the locals to smoke marijuana?

  • BobSF_94117

    The teen is reportedly above the age of consent in Oklahoma.

    Seems like the swat-team response from the police was a bit heavy handed.

    [edit] I can’t wait to hear the 911 call. [/edit]

    • BobSF_94117

      “911. What’s your emergency?”

      “My son, my son…”

      “Take a deep breath, sir. Your son what? Is your son hurt?”

      “No, no. It’s worse than that. Please, please…”

      “Sir, please calm down. What’s happening to your son? Is he dead?”

      “No, no… HE’S ABOUT TO SUCK DICK!!!!!”

      “OMG. The police are on their way!!!!!”

  • DesertSun59

    Oops. The kid is above the age of consent. In a Trump supporter’s mind, this is perfectly fine behavior. Move along. Nothing to see here.

    ‘Real’ homos will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law, tho.

    • Earl

      You can’t consent to selling sex in most places. Unless you have a license. ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Dazzer

        Yeah, but in their minds the only licence you need is a driving licence to check age.

      • BobSF_94117

        Or want a lobster dinner. Yes, even at Red Lobster.

        • KCMC

          mmmmmm, cheddar biscuits. Ready to sin.

        • Earl

          That’s biblical law. ๐Ÿ™‚

          Criminal law doesn’t allow for solicitation. Hasn’t for a while now, even if it is the world’s oldest profession.

          I think the prostitution laws should be scrapped, but that doesn’t mean that I think kids should be allowed to sell their asses for weed money. ๐Ÿ™‚

          • perversatile

            ”I think the prostitution laws should be scrapped, but that doesn’t mean that I think kids should be allowed to sell their asses for weed money”

            -certainly not at a Motel 8

  • Todd20036

    Another gun nut for Jesus. Whether he’s gay or a pedo, he’s a hypocrite.
    And our side does not suffer hypocrites.

    He’s married with kids. Family value my ass. He is still getting a salary, too.

  • Gerry Fisher

    Gay faced homocon bear says what?!

    • ETownCanuck

      Bear on Twink is always a bad idea. If he had stuck to other Bears he likely wouldn’t be in this pickle now. Let this be a lesson to all you Bears out there that chase after skinny young things….

      • Tawreos

        People can’t help what they are attracted to

        • ETownCanuck

          It was a joke, I’m poking the Bear so to speak as it’s a bit of a contentious issue amongst the Bear community at times.

      • Jeffrey

        Are cubs ok? Asking for a friend…

  • Michael R
  • JT

    Creep with a big gun. Now we know why he’s “Shortey”.

  • Mike Solo

    I saw so many of this type when I lived in Oklahoma City… and still do. So glad I was able to escape OKC when I got stationed in Germany.

    Last time I was there a couple years ago, took a screenshot of Grindr in Moore, OK, as it was wall to wall blank profiles or photos of torsos.

  • olandp

    It would take quite a pile of cash for me to even think about doing any “sexual stuff” with him.

    • Reality.Bites

      That’s why we never see you at spring break

  • TexasBoy

    OK, I understand having firearms for protection. I live out in the country. There are rattlesnakes, coyotes, wild boars and such. But no one I know feels the need to have photos taken in their living room with their rifles and hand guns.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Did your state pass a law that allows eradicating wild hogs with cyanide ?

      • TexasBoy

        I hadn’t heard about cyanide. Sodium nitrate as a poison was certainly on the table. 600,000 feral hogs are killed by hunters in Texas annually, and another 50,000 by state officials for public safety. They are a real problem here, causing highway deaths and destroying property. My cousin recently sold about 15 acres with river frontage. Last year, they trapped and killed 40 hogs on the property.

        • Xiao Ai: The Social Gadfly

          Are we still talking about Republican Senators here?

    • Cipher
  • Matt

    And this is just one who got caught. SO MANY conservatives, especially politicians, engage in same-sex activity privately while publicly denouncing it and legislating against it. Typical for the conservative crowd: “do as I say, not as I do.”

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    I feel sorry for the girlfriend because he’s probably going to be mad she snitched on him when she genuinely didn’t want him to get whacked.

    Also I’m sad to say that Shortey’s wife better get herself tested because I doubt this is the first time her husband has done crap like this. A lot of these wives actually do NOT know what’s going on.

  • CanuckDon

    Sounds like the kid was offering to maybe clean his garage or do a bit of yard work for a little “spring break” money but ol’ Shortey must have someone else to do that and that’s why he suggested the “sexual stuff”. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • Earl

      Except for the report of him advertising on Craigslist too… ๐Ÿ™‚

      Kid was dumb, but he caught a hell of a fish as a result of being dumb. Well, the police did.

    • BobSF_94117

      All the best landscapers advertise in the Adult section on Craigslist.

      Or so I hear…

    • yes b’y
  • BlindBill

    what a relief to the christian community – the teenage was a known druggie prostitute, so the god fearing politician didn’t really hurt anyone … who mattered to christians

    • Reality.Bites

      Certainly not his wife or children

      “No straight white men were harmed in the making of this film”

    • Uncle Mark

      HEY…HEY…Shortey was just promoting capitalism and the kid’s entrepreneurial spirit in getting his “business” off the ground without handouts for nothing. Capitalistic White Jesus would be proud. /s

  • leo77

    “I smoked but did not inhale that boy.”

    • KCMC

      smoked pole, didn’t swallow?

    • Cipher

      fellated, but didn’t enjoy it one bit…

  • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

    Was he a “shortey” in more than one way?

  • Ninja0980

    Anytime you see a Republican talk about family values, there are only three questions that should be asked.
    Who are you cheating on your spouse/other half with, what gender are they and what is their age?

    • sadoldguy

      And what drugs were involved?

    • Cuberly

      …and what aliases do they go by on Craigslist or Grindr.

  • Jmdintpa

    haha…. ive often requested “sexual stuff” from my meth-head hookers… whats the problem? these “christians” with their sexual stuff…what would craiglist jesus do?

    • Ben in Oakland

      2000 year old version. Still looks like 33. Often called a veritable god. Into a little bit of bondage and SM.

  • ceeenbee

    “Shortey is married to a woman and has two small children.”

    I am sure he very “family values” and “sanctity of marriage” in his legislative concerns.

    • Reality.Bites

      I’m sure he’s had more than two children

      • grada3784

        He’ll always have a job as a Catholic priest.

      • 2guysnamedjoe

        I’m sure he’s had fewer than two.

        • David Walker

          It’s nice to have friends.

  • mikeinftl

    My those guns make him look so butch.

  • Michael

    Hey, as long as he’s not gay and repents he should be AOK in the Evangelical community.

    • grada3784

      Trade doesn’t consider themselves gay. Sort of in the same category of it depends on what “is” is.

      Yeah, Republicans do that too.

  • David Milley

    It’s been a long time since my pothead youth, I’ll admit, but does “raw marijuana” mean? Unsmoked? Not yet baked into brownies? Pre-hash? (Hmmm … maybe it’s been too long a time.)

    • Boreal

      I’ve never heard that term before either.

      • Rillion

        I believe the proper way to say it would have been to say “the hotel room smelt dank”

    • KCMC


      • David Milley

        You mean people smoke marijuana without a condom!? ๐Ÿ˜‰

        • The_Wretched

          I recommend wrapping your weed with paper, not condoms. I also recommend wrapping your peen with condoms, not paper.

          • David Milley

            (chuckles) Well, that makes all the difference!

          • Ben in Oakland

            That’s not what the Bible says.

    • kanehau

      Well, a nice open bag of prime buds does tend to fill the room with a delicious odor.

  • Kelly Lape

    Age of consent. It either means something or it doesn’t.

    Prostitution, like tobacco and alcohol, is a fact of life. Legalizing prostitution to regulate the industry should result in a safer environment for the workers and consumers.

    This boils down to a prostitution bust.

    • Friday

      But he’s still caught going after desperate teens.

      • TexasBoy

        Desperate…yes. But hardly a child or even a young teen, if they have reached the age of consent. And it wasn’t the teens first rodeo, he wasn’t an innocent victim by any means.

        • David Walker

          Nor the honorable senator’s, either, I’ll bet.

          • Kelly Lape

            Do you have any proof? And so what. What business does the public have on the use of prostitutes?

            How has this man voted on issues related to prostitution?
            How has this man voted on issues related to homosexuality?

            These are the relevant questions.

          • David Walker

            I don’t have a problem with people patronizing sex workers and, actually, I DO have a problem with people who are driven to shame the profession and those who buy. Those who use recreational drugs should not make laws going against state question approvals. From Red Dirt Report 2/14/17 reporting on a town hall event Shortey sponsored:
            “The citizens argued with Shortey that his Senate bill repeals the state questions and makes all drug possession charges a felony again, instead of a misdemeanor as provided in SQ 780.” Would the honorable senator happily accept the felony charge for his or his trick’s stash had his bill passed? Somehow, I think not.
            Channel 7 news, 2013: “A non-binding resolution to reaffirm marriage as a union between a man and a woman and support the federal Defense of Marriage Act has been approved in the Oklahoma Senate.” He voted for it. That is not a vote of a person concerned with our rights.
            On prostitution? Don’t know.

        • Friday

          It’s not like this Christian Rightie was less of a scumbag for it, there were other options than exploitation if he wanted to ‘help.’

  • Offering money for underage sex. Offering drugs to underage users.
    This just gets better and better. Let’s hope the boy gets some serious help, and that the man gets some serious jail time.

    • David Walker

      Now, now. The teenager was of legal age for Oklahoma, which means… what?…14?

      • Hey Nineteen

        14 is cool, as long as they’re second cousins.

      • Kelly Lape

        16. The age of consent is 16 in Oklahoma. The Federal age of consent (according to Oklahoma) is also 16.


      • Todd Allis

        Looks like 16 applies in this case.

  • SammySeattle

    Cut to tearfulness apology with aggrieved wife standing stoically and silently by his side.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      And ostentatiously clutching a bible, making sure it’s in full view of the cameras.

    • Boom Her Sooner

      And you know that bitch is thinkin’ “Better that kid than me.”

    • yes b’y

      here’s his British equivalent http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2u8q4f

  • I Tell You What

    Where is Sally Kern for comment? Is Shortey her state Senator? A gay-for-today Bible thumper, with a gay-for-pay teen trick. I tell you what, Oklahoma is some pure white trash.

    • Maggie 4NoH8

      White trash that just won’t burn!

  • David

    The internet offers access to a whole world of professional sex workers who won’t give you the clap and will keep your secrets and he picks up an addict off of craigslist. He deserves to go to jail just for being cheap and stupid.

    • Kelly Lape

      “The internet offers access…” – so you get your craigslist postings someplace other than the internet?

      • guest

        You misread this. He meant that “In addition to Craigslist and similar services, the internet offers access to a whole world of professional sex workers who WON’T give you the clap . . . ” But he didn’t need to add the beginning part for it to make sense. The internet DOES offer things he MISSED even though he WAS ON IT. ๐Ÿ™‚

        • Kelly Lape

          I’m just fuckin’ with ya… You are over 16… right?

          • William

            It’s 17 in Texas.

    • The_Wretched

      I always thought ‘the clap’ should refer to a slow sarcastic clapping the service agent does afterwards to let you know you weren’t very good.

    • Ben in Oakland

      It’s what the closet does for you. The internet is too public.

  • David Walker

    “Shortey and the teenager”. Excellent title for a porn video. “Based on Actual Events!”

  • William
  • TK

    I’d say Shortey showed up at the motel with the wrong gun in hand! Bomp bomp bomp.. another one bites the dust! Classic hypocritical sleazy closet GOP pig. He shouldn’t be getting his salary either – immediate suspension of everything!

  • “Sexual stuff.” Sigh. Christians sure have drained all the courtly romance out of sexually exploiting drug-addicted minors. They’ve made statutory rape and revolting hypocrisy nothing more than an exercise in cold, unfeeling efficiency. It’s just sad.

    • Jon Doh

      On the other hand, he did take the kid to Super 8. Maybe I am just reading something into it though, his nickname is Shorty.

  • kcken

    I just read books on my kindle. Well, my books tend to have gay sex, and lots of it, but OH MAN… Apparently i’m using it all wrong.

    • Talisman

      Probably a Fire tablet instead of the old readers.

  • dcurlee

    All will be forgiven. He will go on tv with her by his side and confess his transgressions. It’s in their GOP play book. Page 17 article 3 ๐Ÿ˜œ

    • Robincho

      And then Jeebz, on cue, will miraculously forgive him…

  • Hank

    Hmmmm…. I see a Divorce in his future!!! /s

    • oooh, a soothsayer!

      • Maggie 4NoH8

        Maybe Hank is one of them thar witches we keep hearing about? Thank god for the POTUS Shield!

  • ErikDC

    When Republicans say “family values”, they’re really talking about low priced hotel rooms for cheap tricks.

  • HandsomeMrToad

    RE: “Republican State Senator Found With Teen Male Prostitute Offered Cash For โ€œSexual Stuffโ€”

    Don’t you mean, “…for GETTING sexualLY stuffED”?

  • Hell, he’s a Rethuglican. Somebody’s got to carry the luggage. It’s tradition!

  • Texndoc

    I wonder what he’s trained to do outside of politics. Seriously it’s not meant to be a life’s profession. Even Tom DeLay was a bug man. Wild guess : he’s not a lawyer.

  • Ben in Oakland

    Shorteyes is prison slang for child molester . Our boy is just two consonants shy of a moniker.

  • Scott Fitler

    Sad he can’t even deal with sex head on and has to put it in quotes. What is “sexual” as opposed to having sex?

    • kanehau

      Well… in Trumpize… it is “alt-sex”. By putting air quotes around it he was just saying he wanted to help this poor boy get out of the terrible sexual situation he was in. He was bringing him to Jeebus. He’s a hero!!!!111!!!

  • Professor Barnhardt

    Those Kindle Fires are so versatile. Is there anything they can’t do?

  • Secure

    The tide swells again. Everytime Republicans get back control, the sex scandals start increasing, especially the ones with all the closet cases. While at the same time screaming “family values” and rolling back rights.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Another day, another sexually stunted republican.

  • Snarky

    From the linked PDF, the cops say they smelled weed but found none. Either the guys flushed the kid’s stash down the toilet or the “I smell dope” was faked for probable cause in the police report. Both possible. What they did find was a married state senator and a minor of the same sex,”lotion” (lube?), an opened box of condoms and an unlocked Kindle Fire with their chat history in which Shortey says he can give the kid money in exchange for “‘sexual’ stuff.”

    I’d love to know how this guy has voted in the past on such issues as LGBT rights, sex workers’ rights, sex education in schools, reproductive rights, etc. while he was deeply closeted.

    • William

      When I lived in Georgia, the first thing a cop said after pulling me over and walking up to my car window was, “It smells like a brewery in here.” That happened on three different occasions. I heard later was the standard greeting for any young male driver, and gave the officer probable cause in any report that might be filed.

      • Snarky

        I was pulled over once with the flimsy excuse “we’ve had a report that a car matching the description of this car was used in the commission of a crime.” It’s all bullshit, always.

    • peterparker

      The report above says the teen was not a minor but was “above the age of consent”.

      • Snarky

        I was quoting the police report, which indicated the charge as “engage/soliciting prostitution w/ minor” and the fact he’s referred to as a “juvenile” in every reference.

        The specific charge is Oklahoma statute 21-1029 B. The overall statute (21-1029) refers to prostitution and soliciting. Section B ( the charge atop the report) says the following: “Any prohibited act described in paragraph 1, 2, 3 or 4 of subsection A of this section committed with a person under sixteen (16) years of age shall be deemed child prostitution, as defined in Section 1030 of this title, and shall be punishable as provided in Section 1031 of this title.”

        Just because the guy was charged under this doesn’t make it so, of course. But it appears the cops at least thought the kid was under 16.

        • Snarky

          BTW the Oklahoman is reporting the kid is 17, so they may have been overboard charging him with that specific statute.

          • -M-

            That would still make him a minor, just one who’s above the state’s age of consent.

          • Snarky


  • Maggie 4NoH8

    Man oh man, I just love a story about a gun-toting, bible-believing, traditional family man republican politician… They are always the same – very few new plot twists – so I don’t completely understand the sheer joy I get out of the story, but man! 5 stars for this one!

  • Robin Wayne Bailey

    “Ah’m a real man from the Oklahoma. Ah luv my gun, mah drugs, and sex with them there tight little teenage boys. An’ ah luv God, too. Ah can see Oral Roberts U from mah front porch.”

  • JCF

    “This is my rifle, this is my gun. One for NRA promo pics, the other’s for ‘sexual stuff’ w/ teen boys. Praise Jebus!”