• Lazycrockett

    Nope.

  • JDS

    Warm up the lube? Seriously? Ick.

    • Sam_Handwich

      i keep it in the fridge. next to the mayo.

      • Tawreos

        You must have some interesting sandwiches on occasion

        • Rex

          Three somes can be fun.

          • Lars Littlefield

            I believe that is what is known in polite society as a “Club Sandwich”?

        • Treant

          “What’s Kiwi Jelly?”

      • Yixing’s Fluffer

        A friend once “helpfully” returned my tub of Boy Butter to the fridge. Still gives me the giggles.

      • McSwagg

        Just don’t confuse it with the horseradish sauce.

  • hdtex

    Excuse me while I wipe up the projectile vomit from my keyboard.

    • Gustav2

      Now, now, it is a step forward in equality. They are proving gays can be as vomit inducing as any Real Housewives.

      • Lars Littlefield

        Well, there’s that. Still . . . .

      • Yixing’s Fluffer

        “PROSTITUTION WHORE!” loses some of its oomph when it’s true, though…

        • Gustav2

          And don’t touch my table setting, you break the antique china you bought it!

    • Tom

      Thank you! What a bunch of shallow, entitled ass wipes!

    • JCF
  • Tawreos

    I thought we were getting enough reality TV coming out of the White House these days.

  • Rex

    The most libidinal place on earth?
    I guess my bed dropped to number 2.

    • Tawreos

      Anyone can have an off year, just keep believing in yourself and you will be back on top in no time. We believe in you!

      • Rex

        I do like being on top of things.

        • TKW

          Umm…if I can help in any way…

        • james1200

          Random question: I wonder if Lesbians talk sex, and flirt, as much as we do. C’mon ladies, Iet us know!

          I don’t know any Lesbians 🙁

          • Acronym Jim

            Um, GayOldLady, Rebbeca Gardner, BeccaM, SoCalGal?

          • JCF

            Sad to say, I mainly do w/ you guys. Fun…but ain’t going to get me laid.

        • Ron

          I am very willing to help you
          get back on top.

      • Yixing’s Fluffer

        When you’re gay you can bottom out and be on top at the same time. Ha!

      • J Ascher

        Right: it may not be your day, your week, or even your year…

    • HZ81

      I have to remove 2-3 frozen dead penguins from my sheets every morning. You’re a lucky man.

      (hz runs from room sobbing!)

      • Reality.Bites

        Maybe you should stop going to bed with penguins. And if you can’t bring yourself to do that, at least stop whatever it is you’re doing that kills them. (shudder)

    • Jeffrey

      Im guessing they’ve never been to New Orleans…or your bed. Yet.

    • Bent over a branch in the Grove will do it too.

    • Todd20036

      I’ve been there. Quite a bit of sex, but the real issue is the plastic.

      Too many residents fall into one of the following categories:

      1) Wealthy older man wanting younger dick/ass
      2) Drug dealer catering to the above while taking advantage of the scene
      3) Younger, good looking, poor man looking to “stay” with a wealthy resident for the weekend.
      4) Party boys using the island as an excuse to get strung out on drugs for days/weeks on end.

      All the above have an undercurrent of desperation to hold on to youth/virility/a sense of being rich/a sense of purpose.

      It has its allure, but when you do the Pines sober, you kind of see the patterns fairly easily.

      • Treant

        …and that’s just Rex’s bed. The Island is worse!

        • Todd20036

          Indeed. You can catch lime disease from the deer in the Meat Rack.

        • JCF

          If I read correctly, Rex dropped a number 2 in it! ;-p~~~

          • Treant

            Some guys might like that.

      • jaydee5000

        Sorry man, I’m a Pines property owner and resident for 20+ years. The types you mention are in the very small minority. When you know the residents and people who own the houses and apartments, a different picture emerges entirely. Nowadays it’s mostly older gay couples who predominate the property owners, with lots of hot young people sharing houses. And there’s also a huge sober/AA community there too. As opposed to the past, now younger guys mix with older ones very easily. If the majority were the types you mention, nothing out there that makes a community run (businesses, beach care, rebuilding businesses and boardwalks, harbor maintenance) would get done. So don’t spread negative cliches without knowing the facts.

        • Todd20036

          To be fair, I was last in the Pines in the early 90s. I can only speak from personal experience.

          Things may have chanced since then. It’s been awhile.

          • jaydee5000

            That was 25 years ago, so I think it’s best that you revisit the place and form another opinion.

          • Ian

            Me-ow.

          • Gustav2

            So it is “Shady Pines” now.

          • Stephen Elliot Phillips

            well you described a lot of what goes on in palm springs too.
            Not that everybody in PS is old and rich, or young and tweaked. But it has its share.

          • Cousin Bleh

            Doesn’t this discussion describe nearly every vacation destination? There are the people who live there year-round, often retired and wealthy enough to afford it, and then there are the young people who come to play every weekend who share houses with others in their income bracket or employ their other assets.

          • Stephen Elliot Phillips

            yes pretty much. Ive got no problem with any of it. Be what you wanna be. Screw who you wanna screw. If daddy has money and you want it? go for it. If youve got money and you want a younger sexual partner? buy it.
            Lifes too short. :~)

        • Cousin Bleh

          But the preview for this show is everything Todd described and nothing like your experience. So either Logo is making something up, or you’re overlooking some very real traits about your island.

          • Reality.Bites

            Most women don’t live like “real housewives” either. The show is certainly not intended to be a community portrait. It’s about this half dozen guys they put there.

            It’s no more about the communities on Fire Island than Survivor is about wildlife on the islands they film on.

          • Cousin Bleh

            Those 6 guys appear to be interacting with hundreds of other people there who look just like them. Did Logo import them too?

          • Goodboy

            Jaydee is part of the silent majority apparently.

          • MichaelJ

            OMG! Producers of reality TV editing the footage to create a simplistic sensationalized portrait of people and places? I can’t believe it!!!

          • Cousin Bleh

            Oh, I see, they edited in hundreds of other plastic queens partying.

          • MichaelJ

            No, they shot the scene at a club on a crowded night. They didn’t edit in anyone.
            Sure, there are plenty of young men partying on Fire Island. But partying doesn’t sum up the experience of many if not most people, including most gay men, on Fire Island.

          • Cousin Bleh

            This awful-looking show seems to be only showing that side of Fire Island, so all the vitriol here would be better aimed at Logo.

          • MichaelJ

            Amen to that. Logo is trash, put it mildly, and that they are supposed to be a network serving the gay community is a total embarrassment.

        • ScotomaStryke

          Wow, I’ve been there many times over the past 10 years. I guess I always choose the wrong times since Todd’s description is pretty dead-on. I’m sure as a property owner you see things very differently than those who visit.

      • Aaron Bensimon

        Different strokes, it changes year to year, week to week, It all depends on what you’re doing, who you’re with. Just like any where.

      • TKW

        Yeah, maybe the first weekend or two. Once that novelty wears off there are a lot of great people out there. i guess you weren’t looking for that though.

    • Skip Intro

      I prefer the show’s original title — “With Six You Get Eye Roll.”

    • Gerry Fisher

      Your bed’s been retired to the Hall of Fame.

  • james1200

    I’m calling it right now: At least four of them are escorts/porn stars. Taking bets right here. Cheynne “the model”. Ha!

    Still, we need our own shows on the air and if LOGO can straighten up their act enough to become a real network, it would be a good thing. I mean, Drag Race is going to be on VH1 on Friday nights this season, so I don’t really have much faith that they have people there who know what they’re doing.

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      ugh that mess of a reality show, The A-List
      I couldnt. I just couldnt.

      • McSwagg

        I kept thinking “A-Team”, “A-Holes”, “A-Something” …
        Obviously, I didn’t watch it either.

    • McSwagg

      Aren’t the strippers always “working” their way through college?

  • HZ81

    Wow, can’t wait not to watch it!

    • TheThruster

      Dang, I was about to say just that. How very dare you! 😉

      • HZ81

        Hey, watch it. Don’t make me make you watch this show!

        • TheThruster

          lolling

      • Gerry Fisher

        Extra points for adding that “very.”

    • BobSF_94117

      I’m already not watching it right now!!

      • Mikey

        is it as not good as you didn’t think it wouldn’t be?

        • narutomania

          Even more so! It’s going to take TWO glasses of wine to erase the memory.

          • Anastasia Beaverhousen

            Just two?

          • Mikey

            there is NEVER a bad reason for that 2nd glass of wine!

          • McSwagg

            I never drink more than one glass. The trick is to never completely drain the glass before you “top it off”. That way it only counts as one.

          • Lucindarjones

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        • Gerry Fisher

          You just gave me a brain cramp

      • Gerry Fisher

        Trend setter!

    • Rambie

      Right there with ya!

      I could hear the fake drama just reading the description Joe posted.

    • Gee

      Well they they know their audience, they were were able to pass off RuPaul Drag Race as entertainment ….for how long?

    • McSwagg

      I’ll never be able to remember when it’s not on.

    • Reality Check

      These shallow trumped-up “films” demonstrate why I have a love-hate relationship with being gay. Love it when can stand up for our rights and the rights of others and hate it when it is just transparent shallowness like this underneath.

      • HZ81

        I know what you mean. We fight for this? I guess so. We’re just as shallow and dim as the straights, sadly.

  • Gustav2

    “Bond” with people you don’t normally bond with? Is that what the kids are calling it now?

    • Cousin Bleh

      I laughed at that line because I promise you she’s not “bonding” with anyone who has an ounce of body fat or doesn’t meet her other standards of beauty.

      • Gustav2

        And the one who didn’t understand not all gay couples are into anal sex. “I can’t believe they share a bed and they have never ____”

        • Lars Littlefield

          What!!?? Where’d you hear such nonsense!? /s

          • Gustav2

            From the Christianist Right and some African politician. /s

    • Goodboy

      I said that too when I was a drug addict.

  • Yixing’s Fluffer

    I like how they’re trying to hide the black guy. Stay classy!

    • Tawreos

      He may be trying to hide.

  • Pollos Hermanos

    Nope. No thanks.

  • Leo

    So a slightly less trashy “Finding Prince Charming”. Reality TV was already dying without the gays’ help. They wonder why these shows don’t last. I give it one season max.

    • Reality.Bites

      Reality TV is dying?

      Wishful thinking at best.

  • Henry Auvil

    “Warm up the lube”? Is this something I should be doing but nobody ever told me?

    • Yixing’s Fluffer

      Microwave it on high for 30 seconds.

      Then call 911.

      • TJay229

        LoL

    • Kelly Lape

      Warm it naturally, using friction.

      • BJORN RAGNVALDR

        Just fuckin’ spit on it already….

  • another_steve

    These days, I like mindless and male beefcake.

    I require it, actually.

    • pj

      yeah…chump overload. its every day….

  • Sam_Handwich

    i just can’t sit through crap like this

    but i hope hubs doesn’t find out about it.

  • barrixines

    Come back Dainty June Boo Boo’s neck crust, all is forgiven

  • matrem
  • Lars Littlefield

    The most libidinal place on earth? Maybe according to Atlantic Coast Puritan standards. It’s obvious Kelly and Mark have never been to Sitges. If this is going to be anything like the times and travails of the A List, Ms. Rippa and Mr. Consuelos should keep it in their pants. Ugh.

    • Gustav2

      If Kelly and Mark couldn’t sell it to their bestie Andy Cohen for Bravo…

  • Rex

    Mark Consuelos. There’s a man I could be libidinal with.

    • Lars Littlefield

      Does that mean using Vicks Vapo Rub as a lube?

  • Butch

    As far as I can tell Logo is not among the borasmorg of current offerings with our cable provider. I don’t think I’ll change that status for this series.
    At least a couple of them look like actual human beings instead of anatomy charts.

  • Treant

    Could it be “Six Men, One Bed” instead, please? Kthxbai.

  • Daveed_WOW

    [insert dismissive comment here]

  • Natty Enquirer

    I take it that when they are not furiously copulating in the bushes they will be fabulously decorating the house? Viva progress!

  • jefe5084

    May need more fur.

  • Thomas A. Porter

    There was a time many years ago Fire Island was, now it is only a memory of what it once was. This show from the trailer has no substance and looks like the fake housewives shows and they call these programs, ‘reality tv’? lol When has there ever been any reality in them? Tragic how today’s generation are about their 15 seconds of fame with no substance. Neither TV nor Hollywood has ever been able to get it right from the get go. Thankful for the memories when it was 100% genuine & there was a community of reality across the country 24/7.

    • The Milkman

      I’ll always feel cheated for having missed out on fire island in its heyday.

    • Cousin Bleh

      I’ve never been to Fire Island, so I can’t speak from experience… but my favorite book is about Fire Island in the 70s, and it is pretty much exactly like this video: vacant, beautiful people drugging and fucking. Granted, the book is a scathing satire critical of this life, while Logo seems to be celebrating it without a hint of irony whatsoever.

      Maybe Fire Island hasn’t changed that much.

      • Mike in NC

        Would that book by chance be “Faggots” by Larry Kramer?

        • Cousin Bleh

          No, the other one! Andrew Holleran’s “Dancer From the Dance,” which was published the same year as “Faggots” and frequently seen as a companion.

          I prefer Holleran’s lyrical prose to Kramer’s nagging.

          • Joey

            There is a photo collection book by Tom Bianchi about Fire Island in the 70’s.

      • CanuckDon

        The music woulda been better.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      I think reality TV means non-union actors with slightly more freedom to ad-lib.

    • Hue-Man

      It all started in 1973 with American Family on PBS about the Loud Family, including their gay son, Lance.
      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5499f217ecf80a0b05b03027476736f1bbdd63ec5c5c0fadcae551d7ff06e60f.jpg

  • TJay229

    😑 😴

  • I don’t really care much for reality shows and they are usually staged to be over the top. My friends brother was in one and he made a lot of money afterwards with his business. They all seem to have lovely white teeth though amongst other things.https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4c698d3363d541e56588c9199d8dab8e4d41218ecae82d1a92e1265e5c509d41.png

    • Treant

      I have lovely white teeth, though. They’ve been bleached.

      I haven’t bleached the other end, however… 🙂

      • james1200
      • another_steve

        People spend gazillions on teeth-whitening, but it’s just like dieting — if you go back to your old bad habits (as most people do), the weight comes back.

        If you have your teeth whitened and go back to your old bad habits, the stains return.

        • Treant

          Actually, it doesn’t. You do need to get your teeth cleaned every six months, but you should be doing that anyway.

          I had mine done twenty years ago. While they’re yellowing a bit with age, as they do, they’re far whiter than they were. However, the cause of my discoloration was excessive fluoride. Which is exacerbated by the fact that I used to smoke, and still do live on tea.

          My teeth are still very, very white and I do pass “the tissue test” easily.

          • another_steve

            Good genes you got there, hon.

            I once had my teeth whitened. I was dazzling. Men would stop me in the street and beg to live with me.

            But then I went back to eating junk and drinking coffee and booze.

            End of the white teeth.

          • Treant

            Professionally? That should be semi-permanent at worst. And nope, my genes are awful. Both parents have massive work (as do I), and discolored teeth.

          • Jeffg166

            I read that I had to not drink coffee for two weeks after having it done. That was the end of that.

          • another_steve

            Yes. Coffee is a major stainer of teeth. And much of Italian food.

            Essentially, anything that’s really really yummy will rot your teeth and cause premature death.

          • BobSF_94117

            Whenever I hear that term, I think “pass the tissue” test.

      • barrixines

        If you don’t have your arsehole bleached how do you expect anyone to find you in a backroom?

        • Treant

          By the glow of my teeth, obviously. Seriously, I think I output a quarter watt of light from those.

    • Todd20036

      Veneers for me.

    • Out of curiosity, you don’t have to reveal his name, but I’m curious what show (or kind of show) was he in, and what kind of business does he have? I could see that working if the show related to his profession (e.g., a restaurant owner on a cooking competition show), or someone in a people-oriented sales profession like real estate if they came off well in the show.

      • He was in The Bachelor, Canada. To coincide with his appearance he created a male grooming business selling his own branded products online. I don’t think his business is doing so well now. He wasn’t a winner of the show. I know his sister well as she is an LGBT ally who was involved in this film (that I also appear in) that made some of the gay film festivals a few years back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IItBO5PhKEk

    • MichaelJ

      When they are not staged, they are edited to create whatever story or effect the producers are going for. My husband’s cousin was in one of the Bachelor shows. She was presented as a fresh-faced country girl raised on a farm even though her family’s farm was close enough to a major city where she attended private school. She was a wannabe actress at the time, and when it came time for her crying scene she gave it all she had. Through mutual friends she also has met the bachelor previous to the show.
      I was so happy she was eliminated early on, so I wouldn’t feel any need to continue watching that crap.

    • Todd20036

      He has lovely ears for holding….

      I cannot believe I’m the only one thinking that.

  • Robb

    Also known as The Fake-Ass World: Fire Island.
    Wait for the highly anticipated season 2: The Fake-Ass World: WeHo

    • Ian

      +1 on the WeHo tip. So many self-involved, self-promoters tooling around the place. Not to mention all the goddamn straight girls trying to “make it” in the industry that have moved in. It seems no one but the “A-list gays” live there. Much prefer the DTLA or Long Beach spots. More hair, less hassle!

  • friedpikmin

    Just another step in the direction of irrelevance for Logo. :-/

  • Cousin Bleh

    I’m kinda into the whole mustache trend that’s happening right now.

    But if anything’s clear from this video, it’s that mustaches don’t work on every man.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Fire Island, Six Drama Queens, One House

    There, I fixed it.

  • leo77

    What was that line, “You bond with people you wouldn’t normally bond with?” Because young cute partying gym bunnies normally don’t cross paths with each other in NYC? Fire Island, It’s the whole wide gamut of gay life from A to C.

    • The Milkman

      Better than Miss Hepburn’s A to B… 🙂

      • bcarter3

        Mrs. Parker at her best.

      • Craig Howell

        Ms. Hepburn, much chastised, went on to expand her range.

  • another_steve

    Oy… Robert Osborne of TCM has died.

    Ferklemptness here.

    • JWC

      sad news for sure

    • Thomas A. Porter

      84 he was an in NYC the report said. Sure knew his movies and was always interesting through the years.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Yes, I just posted before I saw yours. He was so calming!

      • another_steve

        And as an article I just read pointed out, his pre and post-movie two-minute on-air chats never seemed “rehearsed” or “teleprompter-like.”

        The man was cinema through and through.

        A tremendous loss to film lovers.

  • rusty57

    That’s nice.

  • geoffalnutt

    Just…why?

  • Silver Badger

    One million moms ain’t gonna like this!

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Actually they will be glued to it. They just won’t admit it.

  • boobert

    Why bother with this “reality” show? Just beat off to some porn, lol.

  • John Ruff

    Booooooooo!

  • Lars Littlefield

    I’d prefer to see these island boyze frolicking nekkid with a variety of men of different ages. Especially the bearded one on the right in the photo. AMIRITE?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5fcf3fe3d44feee19b2b8adf92807cac96ed144e61857a8679020a7cde869abd.jpg

  • TexasBoy

    I don’t get the LOGO channel. But doubt I’d watch it anyway. Looks a lot like “Jersey Shore Goes Gay.”

    • Lars Littlefield

      One out of every 7,000 programs LOGO has some (just some) merit. VICE is usually worth watching (another cable channel).

      • BobSF_94117

        Every now and then I think back to how much I looked forward to a gay cable channel. Then I chuckle.

        • bcarter3

          Oh, yes! It reminds me of how desperately I wanted My MTV before it was available in DC. And then I got it.

  • I dunno. If they didn’t pixelate the nudity, some limited clips with the sound off might be okay. But otherwise, I think this could end up pretty annoying. It’s the perfect nexus between MTV and Logo though. Not in a good way.

  • Ian

    As a 27-year-old gay man…I have ZERO fucking interest in watching this show. But hey, it is DEFINITELY not my thing.

    • bcarter3

      I doubt that those of us who enjoy the brilliant “Blackadder” are the target audience for yet another tacky “reality” show.

      • Ian

        Fair.

        “You’ve really worked out your banter, haven’t you?”
        “No, not really. This is a different thing; it’s spontaneous and it’s called wit.”

  • Proud MOFO Beaner (bkb)

    Six men, one hole.

    — Dawson, pre-lubed

  • Texndoc

    What porn or nefarious past does one (?more) have??? It’s part of the script, it comes out on a blog and gets the show pre-publicity.

  • pablo

    You guys know that there’s free porn on the internet, right?

  • barrixines

    Libidinal? I would imagine the ratio of segments featuring tits being sugared to dicks being sucked at 2000 to 1.

  • Chris Harami

    we need a west coast version taking place here in Palm Springs!

    • barrixines
    • Lars Littlefield

      No you don’t. PS already has probably the best gay clothing optional resorts (cough, cough), er . . . old motels for gay men of all ages instead of just the buff and youthful. The town’s much more normal than about any place I can think of. Social Security checks will do that to a bunch of gay men making a community. 🙂

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Sorta like letting gays marry so they won’t have sex. :-/

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    One way to make gays normal…make them boring.

  • The Milkman

    I’m imagining my friends doing this. It would look like one psychiatrist, one real estate broker, one financial planner, one cosmetics executive, one speech pathologist, one medical administrator, one archivist/librarian, and one university accreditation administrator. So that might not be entirely riveting to watch, as we would likely just be funny but normal. As much as I despise the obvious dysfunction here, that’s probably the only thing that makes this something other than the footage from someone’s nanny-cam.

  • BobSF_94117

    I assume Gay Mafia HQ will put this to an end and quickly.

    • another_steve

      The writers will be urged to put a little flirtatious gay action in the script.

      You know… a warm embrace here and there — while the hunks are alone together and on their fifth case of beer.

  • Ron

    I do not care.
    That is all.

  • Fifth-and-a-Half Element

    OT: Samuel L. Jackson just posted the best witty rejoinder to Ben Carson’s latest word vomit (also funnier if you think of him reading it aloud):

    https://twitter.com/SamuelLJackson/status/838857880501641216

  • Bob Conti

    Didn’t Logo learn from the train wreck that we like to forget is called, “The A-List?”

    • Reality.Bites

      It ran for three seasons (I think Dallas was only one – I refused to watch it because it had a Republican on it).

      Shows of this type are supposed to be train wrecks. That’s what they’re hoping for when they make them.

      • Bob Conti

        I know. I watched bits and bobs of the NY one, nobody came off well. Of course, these realities shows are scripted that way.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    OT: Dear Robert Osborn of TCM is dead at 84. A true gentleman. R.I.P.

    • Oh my! I loved hearing him talk, such a smooth voice. He also had the most interesting tidbits of info too.

    • pleasebereasonable1

      Terrible, but WOW he looked good for 84.

    • Skip Intro

      He was a wonderful asset to TCM. “He is survived by his partner of 20 years, David Staller.” Robert will be missed.

      • Johnny Wyeknot

        I’m glad he had David.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    [Looks at watch.]

    Gay is over, isn’t it?

    • another_steve

      For the kids. I think it’s called “Post-gay.”

      Me, in my dotage I’m clinging to my last vestiges of gay.

  • bkmn

    There are ZERO reasons for this series to have a wardrobe budget.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    I gave birth to my first kidney stone on Fire Island Cherry Grove during the summer’s worst thunderstorm. Something I never will forget.

    • another_steve

      We all have our Fire Island horror stories.

      1975 and the man and I decided “what the hell,” we’ll sleep on the beach and save the money.

      I’m still recovering from the 50 mosquito bites.

      • Todd20036

        Mine involves seeing a house guest or two who was up for an entire week.

        Seriously.

        But honestly, maybe it’s just me not being that into the chemical scene

        • another_steve

          What happened to that warning, “If you have an erection that lasts longer than four hours, see a doctor”?

          • Craig Howell

            If I have an erection that lasts longer than four hours, I’m not calling a doctor, I’m calling a press conference!

          • another_steve

            LMAO!

            I’ll attend, and take pictures!

          • JCF

            Per the late Gary Shandling: “If I have an erection lasting more than 4 hours, I’m telling EVERYBODY!”

    • Treant

      I gave birth to mine in a hospital on an IV drip of painkillers and they woke me up when the hairdresser arrived.

      The way God intended us to do, and the same way my mother gave birth to me.

    • Gerry Fisher

      Probably more fun than watching this show.

  • Tiger Quinn

    Aren’t we past this by now? We spent so much energy and time presenting ourselves as a valid, complex culture, and yet time and again we are reduced to bitchy gays with their shirts off. I mean, I love dick too but come ON.

  • Tor

    I’m leaving Wednesday for a beach vacation in Mexico. Guess I need to pack a couple of bandanas.

    • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

      All the cool kids are doing it!

      Don’t forget the matching sunglasses.

  • TexasBoy

    The only positive side to this is that OMM may burst an aneurysm.

    • kanehau

      One Moist Mom?

  • Ugh. This won’t make up for the loss of Drag Race.

  • kanehau

    I accidentally read that as “Fire Island, Semen, One House”

  • TK

    I’m not happy with current hair trends.

  • Acronym Jim

    The Real World hasn’t been much good since the San Francisco season. I don’t know why they keep trying.

  • Secure

    Will the show have a gay Christian-Republican who hates Obama, and is always drinking alcohol, like “The A-List Dallas” had?

  • BeaverTales

    No thanks.

  • rextrek1

    I guess these younger gay men – don’t know about Gay Past? ….Fir Island…boys…hello…there’s Many a documentary…personal stories…..I mean really?! ..I like a good time too…but …I guess its an age and wisdom thing too……I had my day but I don’t remember having that kind of “Tude”?

  • Elsewhere1010

    The major dramatic question is who gets the sassy black girlfriend.

    Is Reichen Limecooler (sp?) playing the wise old gay guru passing on elder wisdom to the puppies?

  • JK3

    I guess we can all take bets now on which friend used to be a hooker. This is Logo after all. Will we get dick pics by the first or second episode?

    • Lindoro Almaviva

      Depends, are we talking but Mark Conzuelo’s? Because those need to leak NOW.

  • pleasebereasonable1

    Trash

  • SunsetGay

    I would rather eat Chick Fil A with One Million Moms than sit through this shit.

  • olandp

    Makes me glad, once again, that I don’t have television.

  • Readen Reply

    is it 2017 or 1997?

    Bond with people you wouldn’t normally bond with.. just be honest, what you really mean is “I did him but wouldn’t date him”

  • J Ascher

    So, a typical gay drama with plenty of attitude and bitchiness. I’ll pass.

  • Skip Intro

    I’ll watch it and immediately hate myself for doing so.

  • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

    Cute little bandanas around their necks and matchy-matchy reflective sunglasses — like a clique of preening high school girls who live for drama.

    How far into the first episode before someone starts yelling and throwing things, and someone else starts ugly crying?

    I give it less than ten minutes.

  • andrew

    Gay stereotypes anyone. It looks like “Boys In The Band 2017.”

  • Six Pins Delores

    This show should disappear like a fart in the wind

  • Looks vapid and pointless. I’ll pass.

  • Sean Warner

    Maybe with the sound off……

  • Gerry Fisher

    Would someone please send a note to producers of gay entertainment that it’s not the 70s anymore and that there’s gay life outside of San Francisco, New York City, Fire Island, and Provincetown now.