Family Research Council: Pray That White Jesus Stops George Soros And His Army Of “Paid Operatives”

“May God open the eyes of the American people to see organized rabble-rousers for what they are: paid progressive operatives taking orders from the likes of George Soros and the former president. Amid the fray, may God give our Congressmen and women the courage and strength of character to stand up to their lawless adversaries and champion what is right. May their constituents, God’s people among them, be unmoved by the machinations of hired ‘community organizers’ whose aim is to tear down and destroy the president.

“May God empower praying men and women to prevail over the spiritual principalities and powers behind this lawlessness. May God enable the president and Congress to succeed in repealing Obamacare, ending all taxpayer funded abortion including the defunding of Planned Parenthood, and protecting the American people! (Ps 36:11; 31:23-24; 53:4; Pr 11:9-11; Dt 12:29-32l Num 16:1-33; Jos 1:9; 14:4; Neh 6:1-19; Mal 3:16-18; Mt 16:3; Heb 5:14).” – From the Family Research Council’s prayer of the day.

  • Carl

    I don’t know George Soros. I’ve never taken a dime of his money. And I’m kinda sick of hearing about him.

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      hes the only billionaire boogyman of the left…whereas the right has how many billionaire boogymen?

      • Tor

        Out here on the left coast, we call them boogypersons.

        • popebuck1

          Excuse me? They are persons of boogie.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        Warren B

    • Steverino

      And… pssst… shhhh… (he’s Jewish…)
      Wink wink wink nudge nudge nudge…

      • Carl

        And then there’s the other classic:

        “That’s something out of the Saul Alinsky playbook!”

    • MB

      Sure ya’ haven’t Blanche, sure ya’ haven’t….

  • Lazycrockett

    With all the money George has been sending me I just bout a new large screen 4k TV! Thanks George. Viva La Resistance.

    • NowAnAgnostic

      I’m sure you will get a 1099 form from George for tax purposes. s/

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      I bought a new turbo charged spaceship.

      • Stephen Elliot Phillips

        well I singlehandedly funded ISIS. so there! Im a power-protester. got a gold star

        • Rambie

          and the beard to match. 😉

        • Frommer_Gast

          They take money of the like of us? I´m shocked!

      • Rambie

        Scotty, beam me up!

    • bkmn

      Get your butt on facebook to boast like that, ok?

    • MB

      I just ordered my new McLaren and I didn’t have to be an hourly Google-whore.
      Thanks, George !

    • Ben in Oakland

      Better than getting paid $97 per hour whoring, I mean, working for google.

    • anne marie in philly

      I’ve retired to a private island with speedo-clad houseboyz bringing me fruity drinks with little umbrellas all day. and the sun never sets and it’s always 72 degrees with 10% humidity.

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    Show me one fucking check. Just one. Come Tony, honey. Are you and 45 trying to see who can lie the most?

    • Carl

      You’d think if it were true James O’Keefe would have found a check by now.

      • popebuck1

        He has some VERY damning footage of Michael Moore visiting an ATM.

    • Rambie

      It’s the old, “Tell a lie enough times and people will believe it” canard…. also deflection on their own tactics.

    • NancyP

      Thou shalt not bear false witness. Heard of this, Tony?

      • saucetin

        I read that as “false whiteness.” So, they’re covered. Or, should be.

        • David L. Caster

          There is certainly nothing false about his witlessness.

  • FAEN
  • Bryan

    What a blessed way to dismiss all the people who showed up to tell their Senator/Representative not to repeal their life-saving medical coverage.

  • bkmn
  • JWC

    these stunned bastards really like to get hooked on a theme I wonder hoe long “Paid Protesters” will last

    • Dramphooey

      Forever. They still use “epic fail.”

      • JWC

        I guess Gays are still their favourite hate target Mind you fake newsies, black and Muslims are all in the mix somewhere

  • Sam_Handwich

    SEE ALSO: Pud 5:11-14; Poo 5:17; Cok 25:14; Ass 6:3; Tit 12:17; Cum 33:7; Fuk 8:10.

    • bkmn

      Tony has been busy reading Cuckolds 2:13 – “Lie all day and all night, and go to sleep on a pillow of tax free money.”

    • Gianni

      😀 I had no idea it was all written down.

  • Oh for fuck’s sake…

    GEORGE SOROS! Where’s my goddamned check? I haven’t received a single one!

    • Sam_Handwich

      i learned the hard way – you have to hang around outside his house with a baseball bat for a few days.

    • Dramphooey

      I would have seized a bird refuge to protest the Bannon administration by now if only this guy could get my paychecks straight. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3944861d21f26eeabeeeea52690fe3161ca052fdf41ea13bb79332db7165160b.jpg

      • Jeffg166

        They’re in the mail.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        LOL that’s the poots we know and love !! ha ha ha

    • WretchedMouse

      Man I told Soros wire transfer!

      • popebuck1

        He has yet to embrace direct deposit. He prefers paying out in gold coins made from the melted-down fillings of sacrificed Christian babies, which he pulls out one by one from a black velvet bag, his bony grasping fingers lovingly caressing each one. He’s so old-fashioned that way.

        • WretchedMouse

          Ha! It has to be true it’s on the internetz now! 😀

    • Ben in Oakland

      Just wait. you’ll get it when you reach your recruitment goal for your toaster oven.

      • Earl

        /me looks up the rewards program….

        I have to recruit 50,000 fags?!?!?!!? SRSLY

    • Jeffg166

      They’re in the mail. You’ll have them any day now.

  • Gustav2

    Liar.

  • Dramphooey

    “Amid the fray, may God give our Congressmen and women the courage and strength of character to stand up to their lawless adversaries …”

    If your constituents are lawless adversaries in your eyes you’re doing something wrong.

  • Tomcat

    You pray that Soros stops paying protesters. I pray AF1 goes down in flames.
    I am betting you get your prayers answered before I do, since there is no god.

  • Mark

    Show me the fucking money tonette!

  • MB

    May you Fuck the FUCK, off (Damnations 2:15) New American Standard Version
    Aaye-mayun.

    • Steverino

      Tony doesn’t even have two Corinthians he can rub together.

      • Earl

        Sure he does, they’re in his closet. Nicely tied up too.

  • Matthew Delemos

    Damn pyschopath.

  • Michael

    Where do I sign up? No, seriously.

  • pj

    Huh 44: 5-6; Blanch 69: 1-12; Kibble 9: 8-9.

    • Nychta

      Those are my favorites!

  • WretchedMouse

    Well they do need strength of character for sure. How can they stand up for what is right when they can’t even hold a town hall meeting. Pffft. I hope Perkins steps on a Lego.

    • Wynter Marie Starr

      I’d rather shove one up his nose.

      • WretchedMouse

        He’d having something of value in his head then. Good call!

    • StSean

      This! This is such an ugly narrative, the idea that reps need to stand up to their “fake” constituents. It is anti-American on every level.

      • WretchedMouse

        Yeah they are pretty tough when they rush legislation through to harm those they are unable to face in person. -snerk-

  • Gianni

    When the Tea Party was carrying on like the nutjobs they are, no one made any accusations about them being “paid hirelings” or any such nonsense. When Republicans have no proof to back up their insanity, just claim phony, bogus, wrong, fake, sad, bad, or paid about any criticism or opposing ideas, feelings. Tony, try getting a real job, really work for the pay, and just live a quiet, fucking life already.

    • Steverino

      Reich-wing projection, as usual, from Tonette Perkkkins: “pay no attention to the Tea Party astroturfing Koch Brothers behind the curtain…”

  • MB
  • JT
    • MonochromeMouse

      You’re a crook, Captain Hook. Judge, won’t you throw the book at the pirate…

    • Friday

      Someone needs to add like Cyclops from X-men eye-blast like his red glasses came off

  • Silver Badger

    He’s just chock full of lies, isn’t he.

    • BudClark

      Chock full of dehydrated balls of SHIT, more likely. Probably hasn’t had a good dump since Falwell Sr. died.

  • Jim Gallagher-Barker

    Hey, I haven’t been able to go demonstrate due to taking care of hubby post-hip replacement. We’re now making plans for the next round of demonstrations, but first I need to know where to send the bill. So do a couple of my co-workers, a couple of my sisters, several nieces and nephews…

    /s

  • SunsetGay

    Well let’s see. Several million have protested across the country since Trump was Inaugurated. Assuming they are being paid $1500/wk as Wayne LaPierre claimed today, I am quite sure Soros would be broke and in debt by now.

    Also, when do I get my check?!?!

    • Steverino

      Yeah, ya gotta figure, say, three million protesters over the past four weeks at $1,500 a head would be, oh, something like $4.5 billion? Soros is committing financial suicide…

      • Jeffg166

        It’s worth every penny to upset Tony.

  • BearEyes

    Too bad when you didn’t speak up when the koch brothers and dick army were paying their operatives in their astro-turf teabagger crap.

    • Friday

      Of course now they project and lie because they can and want to.

  • TexasBoy

    Hey Tony, tell me where to apply for a paid protester position. I have 4 duplexes to pay off. That would help. I’m able to travel. If you don’t respond, I’ll take that as confirming you are full of shit.

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    Oh, goodie, it hasn’t been mythology quote time for quite a long time. Here’s one of my all time favorites.

    Book of Winchester 1;1 Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole.

    Toni, you are riding shotgun all the way.

  • JT
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  • Earl

    Link KKKristian Jebus with Trump. That’s the way to make religion hate again!

  • Michael

    The question of the day is: Does God hear the prayers of greedy false prophets who pervert the Golden Rule?

    • Stephen Elliot Phillips

      their god does

  • “paid progressive operatives taking orders from the likes of George Soros and the former president”

    I wonder how much the Koch brothers paid him to say that? Apparently not enough to fabricate evidence that it might be true.

  • Christopher

    Put up or shut up!

    No proof, whatsoever, has been put forth to the public regarding paid protesters.

    So if you don’t have the goods, shut your trap!

  • anne marie in philly

    go rim the orange shitstain, perkkkins!

  • Lars Littlefield

    (Ps 36:11; 31:23-24; 53:4; Pr 11:9-11; Dt 12:29-32l Num 16:1-33; Jos 1:9; 14:4; Neh 6:1-19; Mal 3:16-18; Mt 16:3; Heb 5:14). Puhleeze. Powerball was three days ago Your picks are useless!

  • Scott Fitler

    Wow this paid protestor gig sounds even better than that Debbie’s cousin who makes all the money lying on the couch!

  • LesbianTippingHabits

    Tony Perkins should rejoice that rich people want to hire more real Americans!

  • Thorn Spike

    How about the one you loved so much for the last eight years, Toni:

    “May his days be few; may another take his office.” (Psalm 109:8)

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    You know what, I would someone at CNN or elsewhere to interview Perkins or some other Trumapanzee and demand, without relenting, that they show proof of these so called payments. After all, for them to assert the payments are true, one would have to, correctly, assume that they have bank payment records etc. Come Tony, to paraphrase Tom Cruise said in Jerry Maguire: “Show Us The MONEY!!!”

  • Ninja0980

    Give us proof or shut the fuck up Tony.

  • Cuberly

    Gee, seems like there’s a central repository of “conservative” talking-points that the fucktards draw from. Don’t it. They all chime in with the same fake bullshit almost always at the exact same time.

  • Snarkaholic

    I guess it’s time to advertise all of these $1,500 week jobs on all of the Wrong-Wing sites’ message boards…
    …and to include Tony’s whorganization’s email and phone number, so countless bigots can call/email/visit him for details.

  • Frostbite

    What was that commandment about “bearing false witness”..?

    • grada3784

      It’s one of the Ten Suggestions.

      • Frostbite

        Well if those are “suggestions” we can write off the rest of the book as “vague instructions written in a foreign language” and ignore them all!

        • grada3784

          Why not? The Christians ignore most of them too, except for the ones they use to bash us.

  • Christopher

    From my personal Facebook page:

    I’m DONE pretending that I live in an America that I grew up in!
    We HAVE to fight for what we believe that this country stood for.

    “We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.”—Preamble to the Constitution

    “Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that “all men are created equal.”
    Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of it, as a final resting place for those who died here, that the nation might live. This we may, in all propriety do. But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow, this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have hallowed it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here; while it can never forget what they did here.
    It is rather for us the living, we here be dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they here gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain, that this nation shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth.”—Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address

    “Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
    With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
    Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
    A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
    Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
    Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
    Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
    The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.
    “Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries she
    With silent lips. “Give me your tired, your poor,
    Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
    The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
    Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,
    I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”—Plaque on the Statue of Liberty
    “We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.”—Thomas Jefferson

    THESE are what I remember of America. I’d like to see them being upheld again!

  • saucetin

    I was under the impression that Soros funded voter registration drives. At which canvassers have it drilled into them that the voter is sovereign, and can
    register however they like. Wouldn’t have done it otherwise.

  • T-Batwoman

    Fuck you and your personal jesus.

  • Bob Conti

    Rabble Rousers! How about Whipper-Snappers?

  • EdmondWherever

    Tony, didn’t you guys pray for God to stop same-sex marriage about two years ago?

    What did God do about that? I forget.

  • Christopher

    It’s no surprise to my friends that I don’t consider myself a patriot of this country, or any other for that matter. I consider myself a citizen of the world.
    The whole concept of nationalism is anathema to me. We are all merely peoples of this planet.
    I would LOVE to be a part of a world that is peaceful and harmonious with every culture on Earth.
    Why is it so hard to understand that we’re all different in some way or another? Seriously, why? We all have different life stories. None of us can claim to KNOW what another feels.
    WE. ARE. ALL. DIFFERENT.
    Some of us were raised with a strong religious background.
    Some of us were raised without religion.
    Some of us chose to reject religion altogether.
    Some of us were raised that our very essence is considered evil.
    Some of us were raised to believe that we were simply better than those without.
    Some of us were raised to believe that if we worked hard enough we could achieve anything.
    Some of us were raised in a wasteland, where hope seemed to be a luxury.
    And yes, some of us were raised to believe that hope just doesn’t exist.
    If you can’t understand that YOU are a product of the same world, then you’re completely missing the point.
    We are all the same, and the only home we have is this one. EARTH.
    We are all human.
    We are all together.
    We are all one.
    Every problem we have with one another is completely irrelevant.
    We MUST learn to accept each other, and work through the problems that we have.
    If we don’t, there’s only one outcome.
    We. Are. All. Doomed.
    We just are.
    —Christopher (February 24, 2017)
    Always remember:
    “With great power, comes great responsibility.” —Ben Parker

  • aar9n

    Evidence or STFU.
    Actually, just STFU

  • Paula

    I heard that Soros doesn’t actually hire the people himself, he uses a temp. agency.

  • -M-

    And furthermore, Oo e oo ah ah, ding dang walla walla bing bang.

  • 2guysnamedjoe

    I’m very impressed by all the chapter and verse numbers. But what happens if there’s a typo? Will the world get rainbows and unicorns instead of the boils and locusts Toni ordered?

  • DaveMiller135

    “Amid the fray, may God give our Congressmen and women the courage and strength of character to stand up to their lawless adversaries and champion what is right.”

    Amen. Also, I’m sure many of the outraged progressive patriots you’re actually referring to, do wish they were getting paid. I know I appreciate their attempts to rein in our ignorant, amateur President.

  • Richard B

    The rowdy town hall demonstrations this week apparently rattled some cages and had some effect. As of tonight its being reported many congressmen from moderate districts heard loud and clear what their constituents wanted and are rethinking their positions. Key republican senators and congressmen are lamenting there may not be the votes to repeal the ACA or even get repeal out of committee. The likely outcome will be amendments to tweak the ACA enough so it isn’t called Obamacare anymore.
    My read on Tony’s plaintive cry for prayers, is he is running scared.

  • Dale Snyder

    You just simply love to LIE, don’t you Tonette?

    Gotta love your ninth fucking commandment.

  • Gianni

    I’d like to see a rolled up pair of dirty socks stuffed into that great big, wide open, canyon of a mouth.

  • TrollopeReader

    This makes me mad. I only got $865.00 last week —before taxes, mind you. And I had to document all my tweets and comments.

  • karmanot

    Yawn……NEXT! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • Franciscan

    Apparently this is today’s talking point from Rethug Central because Wayne Lapierre is using it to, absent the Biblical references. 1st FRiCking reference: Psalms 36:11 – “May the foot of the proud not come against me, nor the hand of the wicked drive me away.” You can see how that demonstrates that community organizers are being paid by George Soros. “The proud” are those who dare to doubt Perkins’ word is from the mouth of God;

    • Franciscan

      “Too,” not “to.”

  • BudClark

    Almighty and merciless Cthulhu, I pray your Majesty and Inexorable Justice will RISE from the swamps of Tupelo, Mississippi and SLOWLY consume the RAW LIVERS of all members and contributors to the American Family Association..

    One small boon I beg:

    Do Tony Perkkkins last.

    Make him watch.

    Suitable votive offerings have been dispatched to Your Unholiness via FEDEX.