Trump Confirms: I Get My Intel From Fox News

The Hill reports:

President Trump sought to explain his reference to a nonexistent terrorism incident in Sweden at a rally Saturday night, pointing to a story from Fox News. “My statement as to what’s happening in Sweden was in reference to a story that was broadcast on @FoxNews concerning immigrants & Sweden,” Trump tweeted Sunday.

Trump confirmed speculation that a Fox News story about immigration and crime rates that aired on Tucker Carlson’s show was the origin of his statement. The Swedish Embassy in Washington, D.C., asked the U.S. to clarify what incident Trump was referring to on Sunday.

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN
    • crowTrobot

      Jesus. Those are the ugliest orcs I’ve ever seen.

      • RaygunsGoZap

        Black Orc-phan

      • Gerry Fisher

        They DO have an orc-ish quality, don’t they?

    • Bungee

      HOLY FUCK GET THAT AWAY FROM ME.

      • Bryan

        It’s the Children of the Corn! Kill it with fire! Fire all the way down, light it on fire with fireball whiskey in a firebird and fire it out of a cannon into the sun.

        • AtticusP

          I was thinking more along the lines of the Abba turd that was mentioned in “The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.”

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      • Gerry Fisher

        Worse than Spooky Mormon Hell Dreams.

      • Ugh, take off and nuke the site from orbit, it is the only way to be sure.

        • Blackfork

          I saw what you did there.

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    • JT

      Is that Drumpf’s Swedish “terror attack”?

      • RobynWatts

        I do know it would scare anyone human.

    • FAEN

      That is SOOOO wrong lol.

    • liondon#iamnotatraitor

      I can’t understand this!!!!

      • Acronym Jim

        David Lynch Disco.

    • Andymac3
      • IAMBOWLINGGREEN

        He was Bjorn again.

        • Christopher

          Or is he just still Bjorn?

          LOL I jest. I LOVE ABBA!

          We affectionately call it “Traditional Irish Music” because in every pub we went to in Ireland, ABBA was playing.

          Every. Single. One.

          And we hit a LOT of pubs while we were there. It’s the best way to meet the people, and that’s our thing when we travel.

          • Aurvara

            That’s so true. I’m Irish and live in London the last 30 years. When I go home the radio playlists will have a solid lineup of classics from my teen years that never seems to change.

    • Boreal

      Very disturbing.

    • zhera

      Sweden will hunt you down and kill you for this!

    • TheManicMechanic

      That is an ABBAmination!

    • margaretpoa

      That is the most disturbing thing I’ve seen in February.

    • Michael R

      Water…….. ewwwww

    • RobynWatts
    • TampaZeke

      That’s “Children of the Corn” creepy!

    • JT
    • Bob Conti
    • Miji
      • cleos_mom

        Too friendly-looking. 😉

    • greenmanTN

      That is an ABBA-nation!

    • cleos_mom

      Trump has to set the record for the highest percentage of time spent scowling of any POTUS to date. Even Nixon seems like Alfred E Neuman in comparison.

      • wmforr

        Be grateful.. Have you ever seen Trump try to smile? Satan, get Thee back!

  • Lazycrockett

    So HE is my crazy uncle.

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen
  • chris james

    What an idiot, but one with access to some of the largest intelligence services in the world, and yet he doesn’t bother to ask and vet his information. Wonder who Dumpf will offend tomorrow?

    • Lazycrockett

      Official Intel doesn’t come in video form with viagra commercials through out.

  • Max_1
    • Six Pins Delores

      President Trump is POTUS for the next four years despite polls and he a’int crying

      • AtticusP

        “President Trump is POTUS for the next four years…”

        That very much remains to be seen. I would be surprised if Trump is still in the White House by the beginning of 2018.

        • Six Pins Delores

          Rily!? What do you know

    • bzrd

      Everyone look up Louise Mensch of the Guardian or her WordPress site patribotics where she discusses all the players in the spy world surrounding BLOTUS, very informative and interesting.

      • Max_1
      • Dazzer

        The weird thing is that Louise Mensch used to be a moderately right-wing Conservative MP.

        She has good connections with various security services, though.

        She’s also married to the manager of Metallica.

        • bzrd

          what she says on her site patribotics,wordpress,com/2017/01/17
          connects a lot of the dots with all the spies we’ve come to love
          to hate

      • That_Looks_Delicious

        That’s pretty shameless self-promotion by Mensch. She didn’t “scoop” anyone, which would be even more obvious in the Guardian article put dates in their “timeline”. Trump’s Russian connections were already well-known enough that they came up in the debates and many other journalists wrote articles about it before she did, and Manafort had been required to resign. The Slate article about the Trump server that communicated only with one Russian bank (owned by a friend of Putin’s) is even referenced in that article and that was at least a month before Mensch’s article.

        Not that it did us any good, but there was plenty of reporting on this before Mensch came along.

    • Lars Littlefield

      His approval rating isn’t low enough. It needs to be around 19% before this whole thing hits critical mass.

    • BeaverTales

      He’ll lower the bar so low that even Sarah Palin or Rick Perry will look like they could do a better job.

    • Carl

      39% have no idea what competence looks like.

      • Daveed_WOW

        39% are WELL below average.

  • AtticusP
    • Christopher

      If Bannon is neutered from Trump’s regime, you can bet that Cheetolini will be impotent as well. Without him the The Orange One will be completely lost.

      • AtticusP

        You say that like it’s a bad thing… 🙂

        • Christopher

          Actually, I say that like it’s a necessary thing. 😉

  • Max_1

    All the jokes about him Tweeting out what O’Liely or insHannity just opinionated on FOXNews(R) aren’t really jokes, after all…

  • Chris H.

    He’s going to kill us all.

    • Bungee

      Spoiler alert!!

  • JT
    • Acronym Jim

      New chant: IMpeach the enemy of FREE speech.

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    What. A. Jackass.

    The fact that this complete uninformed idiot is president is an absolute travesty.

  • Bryan

    And then, just before we all die horribly….Nic Cage’s face will appear as fire in the sky and shriek YOU DON’T SAY.

  • No More GOP.

    He should switch to a Ouija board, more reliable. Then again, his hands may not be large enough to handle the planchette.

  • Jamie Brewer
    • Rebecca Gardner

      The Fox & Freaks Giggling Couch Tumors.

  • Max_1
    • Christopher

      That is brilliant!

      Stealing!

    • Claude Jacques Bonhomme
      • ChrisMorley

        For the genuine Swedish plan for Bowls, all is explained here (with English translation) http://www.bowlssweden.com/
        Worryingly they think it involves gambling. “Swedish Bowl Association aims to encourage the dissemination of all forms of gambling in the Bowls.”

        There’s absolutely no gambling during bowls in very sedate Deddington, Oxfordshire, England in your top photo. Instead they dunk their Rich Tea Biscuits in their bone china cups of tea at the end of the game. That’s quite enough excitement for one day, thank you.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Fox News.
    We Lie! You Comply!

    Also, since Hair Furor can pull anything out of his ass and call it a fact. I’m going to blame Trumplethinskin for this insane rainy season we are having and it’s his fault that Maxwell, CA is under water. Please stop raining!!!!!!!!!! I think it’s sinking me into depression on top of my Trump PTSD.

    Northern California Town Of Maxwell Evacuated After Being Completely Flooded
    http://sfist.com/2017/02/19/northern_california_town_of_maxwell.php

    • SoCalGal20

      Big rains in NoCal tomorrow too. I just read an LA Times article about it. Hope everybody stays safe. There were some scary incidents in the big SoCal storms the other day and a couple of people were killed.

    • djcoastermark

      Cue Pat robwhateverson tomorrow calling it justification from gaawd for defying the lard and not voting for the orange one. Well, that and all those hedonistic LGBTs’

      • Rebecca Gardner

        Us Californian’s are truly pure, unadulterated, evil because we try to do things that help all people. You know, like Jesus wanted.

  • Skip Intro

    Shocker. Of course he does. Do we ever for one moment consider the real damage Fox/Murdoch/Ailes have done to our country for the last two decades? They’re the original purveyors of fake news, insidious and traitorous. They remain America’s #1 television news source.

  • AtticusP
    • Bad Tom

      If Trump actually had a unicorn, a dragon, an alien, and a wizard on staff, it would be a real improvement over his current team of advisers.
      ——-
      I’ll reserve judgement on Elvis until after I hear him sing.

    • Six Pins Delores

      Where The Wild Things Are stories are a childhood favorite. Why poison that!?

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN

    If Trump was the Prime Minister of Sweden, he would be asking Ikea to build a wall. And make Finland pay for it.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/22a67860cb49d7acc393f9a25e4ae007262cd121f4babe48275d8ee38a2e9d87.jpg

    • Bad Tom

      And those would be the entire set of engineering drawings for the project.

    • Acronym Jim

      The single tool to tie the whole construct together really makes the image.

      • Bad Tom

        It’s gonna take that one person using that one mini hex driver a long time to turn 5.65 million hex bolts.

        • OdieDenCO

          it will be a hereditary position in the kingdom of donny.

          • FAEN

            If that’s you in the avatar-WOOF!

        • Paula

          Somebody has to have one sitting around at home, that they can lend the,.

      • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

        Yes. In reality, this is the single small tool:

        https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CqPYbkHWYAANVAz.jpg

        • Ernest Endevor

          Too skinny.

          • cleos_mom

            And the hands are too big.

        • Six Pins Delores

          EWE! Whomever created that deserves a good hard slap across the face for displaying it in public

        • wmforr

          And he loves to fat-shame women. What does he actually see when he looks into a mirror? Or doesn’t he cast a reflection?

    • Ken Garwood

      and you know it won’t be done before nightfall, & there will be swearing when you step on the frickin’ connectors getting up to pee in the middle of the night! Goddammit!

    • ChrisMorley

      The Guardian does investigative journalism and tries to work out what the fvck tRump was talking about.

      “He was talking about rising crime and recent incidents in general, and not referring to a specific incident,” principal deputy press secretary Sarah Sanders said.
      On Friday night, the Fox News host Tucker Carlson presented a segment with the film-maker Ami Horowitz, who claims that the migrants Sweden has accepted are linked to crime.
      “Sweden had its first terrorist Islamic attack not that long ago, so they’re now getting a taste of what we’ve been seeing across Europe already,” Horowitz claimed, without specifying what attack he was alluding to. “They oftentimes try to cover up some of these crimes.”

      FACTS:
      Sweden suffered a suicide bombing by an Iraqi-born Swedish citizen in Stockholm in 2010, a year before civil wars began in Syria and Libya and unrest across the Middle East pushed millions of people to flee their homes, many into Europe.
      Crime rates in Sweden have changed little over the last 10 years, according to the 2016 Swedish Crime Survey.

      Sweden’s foreign minister, Margot Wallstrom, tweeted a link observing that “post-truth” was named word of the year by Oxford Dictionaries in 2016.
      She also tweeted an excerpt of a speech she gave in parliament last week.
      “Both functioning democracy and constructive cooperation between states require us to speak with, and not about, each other, to honour agreements and to allow ideas to compete,” Wallstrom said. “They also require us to respect science, facts and the media, and to acknowledge each other’s wisdom.”

      Despair at the US President reigns around the civilised parts of world.
      https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/feb/19/trumps-sweden-comment-referred-to-rising-white-house-says

      • David Walker

        Unfortunately, that despair doesn’t reign around the US, at least not enough to do anything.

    • narutomania

      But it would have a cute name, like “fløgge” or “tvinklar”.

    • glass
  • JeffreyMGr

    I’ll just leave this here.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWUZwkSa4eQ

  • Tomcat

    Well the truth come out, Trump is spreading fake news that he gets from Fox news.

  • Blake Mason

    South Park was right… saturization of this administration fruitless… 45 would have to do something that is “normal” in order for a joke to land.

    • Andymac3

      saturization? you mean more hookers pissing?

      • Blake Mason

        fixed… damn auto correct.

        • Acronym Jim

          Either way worked.

  • Six Pins Delores

    “The Swedish Embassy in Washington, D.C., asked the U.S. to clarify what incident Trump was referring to on Sunday.”

    The Swedish Embassy must be FULL of idiots then. President Trump is merely making up shit as time passes

    • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

      They have to ask. It’s their job. He’ll have to admit he distorted “information” he gleaned from Tucker Carlson. They’ll react officially with facts that Hair Furor will not believe or even understand.

      Usual diplomacy. Not!

      • Six Pins Delores

        Unusual times we are in. The gold plated stain we have as POTUS is sickening but we will survive. Hope you and BB are faring well!

        • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

          It’s a bit of a roller coaster ride, but we’re coping with the news from BB’s home country.

          • Six Pins Delores

            Know that one here south of the 49th parallel wants the best for you both

  • Earl

    So, America’s ‘favorite’ drunken uncle has been kicked out of the Thanksgiving dinner and is now the President?

  • Boreal
  • Tomcat

    Intel and Fox in same sentence is an oxymoron.

    • johncAtl

      Of course it is. We all know Alex Jones “has the intel.”

  • Rebecca Gardner

    If I lived in Georgia, she’d have my vote.

    https://twitter.com/SaIIyYates/status/832997753550729216

    • Tomcat

      If any state still has a chance to turn back to blue it might be Georgia.
      No hope for her neighbors however.

    • i don’t tweet, but others who do will tell you i support your candidacy.

    • Bad Tom

      I hope she does run. It would be awesome!

    • SoCalGal20

      Speaking of fake news, this is a parody account. However, considering the number of retweets she maybe should consider it!

  • Tomcat

    And he gets his medical intel from South Park.

  • Tomcat

    Military intel from Dumb and Dumber.

  • it won’t be long before he hates them too. assuming he even remembers who they are, in six months or so.

    sif. a. less.

  • Lazycrockett
    • Earl

      Sure, why not.

      When does China call him a Native American?

      • Acronym Jim

        Pocahontas! Pocahontas!

        At least that’s what I’ll be calling him. You know, when I’m not calling him a rabid, delusional, daughter-fucker.

      • McSwagg

        I believe they’ve already called him a “naive American”, If you drop the “T”, you’re left with a “Rump”.

    • Six Pins Delores

      Had not that LOSER Hillary interfered

    • Little Donnie has no fucking clue he’s been being played like an entire orchestra.

      If the Kremlin-controlled press really is turning on him, I’d say there’s better than even odds at some point before this year is out we’ll start seeing some of the kompromat they have on him.

    • ggg

      How so? Please explain the long con if convenient . . . sounds interesting . . .

      • Lazycrockett

        This sudden cooling of Russia and Russia media on Drumpf right after Flynn got fired and the collusion was becoming obvious. Suddenly Drumpf is no longer a friend of Putin’s Russia. Its all to get people to look away from the Russian Spies in the WH.

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      The translator website I used had a very hard time turning that into something readable, but the gist of the article seems to be that there are Israelis who believe this, not Russians, mostly because of how Ivanka and Jared are raising the kids. Is that right? (Anybody here know Russian?)

  • Tomcat

    Education intel from, Well the idiot he hired.

  • HZ81

    Since 1996, Fox News has been producing Fake News. It has liquified the brains of at least 62 million people. Perhaps their cable and broadcast counterparts should finally hold them accountable. They’ve brought us here to this embarrassing, shameful and obscene low point in American history.

  • Max_1

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9b6e479f5ef77169837622c5b077c83a2fb38756ba5b1b9a725b3d6a60959a50.jpg

    EDIT: This is but one story propagated by the Anti-Immigration side spread far and wide by the Trump transition team, Mike Flynn and his son. ALL LIES!

    • Acronym Jim

      There is an idiot over on Towleroad who is STILL clinging to that story.

      • Kim K’s Kute Koochy✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        bahahahah, thanks. can you send me the link? I was proud for a minute the gays aren’t as delusional

        • Acronym Jim

          Don’t know if he’s gay, but he’s definitely delusional.

          http://www.towleroad.com/2017/02/clarence-thomas/

          • Kim K’s Kute Koochy✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            thanks . That pizzagate story is absolutely ridiculous. I thought it was some bad stupid joke but so many think it’s real. And they post it on Infowarts & BreitFart, not some hidden 4chan msg.
            Insanity is clearly a communicable disease.

          • Todd20036

            It’s real in the sense that some lunatic with a gun actually went to the pizza place in question looking for the child molestations.

            Luckily, he was arrested without incident.

          • Kim K’s Kute Koochy✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            Yah but the infowarts are still spreading it that story & whole heartedly believe it

      • djcoastermark

        toe jam he ?

        • Acronym Jim

          Yep!

          • djcoastermark

            Sheesh, that one is a blathering nutjob.

  • Kim K’s Kute Koochy✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    I’m glad 1st lady Ivanka explained to him those thousands he saw on TV chanting “ABBA ABBA ABBA” aren’t Muslim terrorists

  • So… a Fake President promotes a fake story about a fake terrorist attack in Sweden which never happened, which was broadcast on the last reliable news media outlet commonly available.

    It didn’t even occur to the pumpkin-visaged fucker to pick up his phone, call someone on his national security team, and ask them if anything like what he thought he just heard actually happened. Instead, he decided to believe what he saw on TV and act on it, and once again present himself and this nation to the entire world as a country led by a drooling neurologically deficient insane moron.

    Heaven forbid he ever watch “Independence Day,” or we’ll be at war with an alien race that has not actually parked spaceships over our major cities.

    • Kim K’s Kute Koochy✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Kidding aside, I do think he didn’t lie & genuinely thought it happened as he was watching. He can go all day asking staff “Did you see that terrible attack last night in Sweden?” and 90% of his staff would say yes cheerfully while the 10% honest ones would just say they haven’t watched the news.

      See, I’m sincerely concerned for him. I’m so not a racist against orange skin like the trumpanzees said.

      • Oh, I’m not kidding when I say I think there’s something really wrong with his brain at this point. Not hyperbole or anything else, but his speech patterns, inability to retain information, and much of the rest… Well, his personality is what it always was. Disgusting, rude, bigoted, etc.

        But these days he seems to have major memory problems, more emotionally impulsive and erratic, less articulate than he was 20 years ago, displays an extremely childish emotional affect, and genuinely to believe the bizarre lies he tells all the time. His speech is almost entirely disordered these days, which again, wasn’t how he used to be.

        I’d let myself be concerned for him if he wasn’t President. Since he is, I am concerned only for my country and basically the entire human race, because a man who publicly is obviously not rational also has control over nuclear weapons. The only good part is it takes two authorizations to launch…and SecDef Mattis isn’t the kind of guy who’d do it half-cocked.

    • Six Pins Delores

      President Donald J.Trump IS our POTUS BeccaM

      • BockMcMillan

        He may be yours, but he most certainly isn’t mine and many thanks to the Babylonians for that!

        • Six Pins Delores

          So, you are a foreigner presumably

          • lol

            Lol, you are so excited to be getting replies to your trolling! Congrats!

          • Six Pins Delores

            🙂 Thanks

          • Mike_in_the_Tundra

            Yeah. He’s from Babylon. Ask him about the hanging gardens.

          • Acronym Jim

            I hear it’s well hung.

          • Robincho

            In a garden variety sort of way…

          • Robincho

            How far is it to Babylon?
            Three score miles and ten.
            Can I get there by candlelight?
            Yes, and back again.

          • Ginger Snap

            The gardens were fabulous on Babylon 5.

      • Tomcat

        We don’t try to reason with trolls, be gone with you I cast out demon trolls.

        • Six Pins Delores

          Takes one to know one troll

          • Mike_in_the_Tundra

            You really need to look at a definition of an internet troll.

      • lol

        You’re going with the super simplistic trolling. LOL.

        • lol

          Lol, I am going to beat you . . . .you are typing, but my reply will be first!! 🙂

          • Six Pins Delores

            Super! Thanks

        • Six Pins Delores

          Well, if you want to term reality as such, more power to you

      • He’s yours, not mine because I believe our last election was interfered with to the point where it ought to have been done over — after a full investigation.

        He never should have been certified as a GOP candidate. Never should have been confirmed as nominee. Never should have been elected President.

        Moreover, by any rational standards, he would not have been qualified to be President based on his many pre-existing violations of national law and the Constitution itself.

        So kindly fuck off and allow me the satisfaction of calling him a Fake President, because he sure as shit has no fucking clue how to do the job — and based on how often he’s been running away from Washington, would just as soon not have it.

        #FakePresident

        • Six Pins Delores

          He IS mine thanks. I don’t like it one bit. I do understand your rudeness telling me to fuck off even though you prefaced that with a phony “kindly”

      • Boreal

        Not mine.

        • Six Pins Delores

          Assuming you are in the U.S., we could have had far better

          • Boreal

            I am in the US. Not my president. not now, not ever.

          • Six Pins Delores

            Are you a traitor toward the U.S.?

          • Boreal

            Are you an idiot?

          • Six Pins Delores

            No. I score fairly high when it comes to intellect. 🙂

          • Boreal

            I’ve lost all respect for you, Delores.

          • Six Pins Delores

            Sorry to hear this. I do not reciprocate

    • Mike_in_the_Tundra

      ” the pumpkin-visaged fucker”

      I love your turn of phrase.

    • melllt

      Let’s just hope he doesn’t hear a rebroadcast of Orson Welles War of the Worlds.

  • Stogiebear

    The Idiot Who Cried “Fake News!”

  • So what exactly did Tucker Carlson say that Trump distorted?

    • Lars Littlefield

      Tucker Carlson drives an AMC Gremlin.

      • That_Looks_Delicious

        Mike Pence likes Nickleback.

  • Blake Mason

    Then we can go straight to FOX for clarification.

  • J.E. Pizarro

    This is like a dinner table mistake. You thought something on some news channel and started talking about it. Unfortunately, as President of the US, you don’t get to make that mistake. Idiot.

  • BlindBill

    TV as a source for intelligence when he can pick up a phone and have all verified terror attacks listed on his desk from any number of federal agencies – who cares what channel or show – the president does not even consider getting good information from the best sources.

  • Mark Née Fuzz

    Yeah, that’s comforting to know he’d push the big red button based on one of Tucker Carlson’s lines of bullshit on the state propaganda channel.

  • geoffalnutt

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!!!!

  • SoCalGal20

    On the 75th anniversay of Executive Order 9066 that interned Japanese-Americans in prison camps during WWII, we now have this proposal from the Trump admin.

    https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/833449223089750017

    https://twitter.com/senkamalaharris/status/833449122304778241

    • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

      That would be interned, not interred.

    • Lazycrockett

      So just rip the parents away from their children. How Christian.

  • canoebum

    Just when I feel I’ve taken enough medication to cope for another day, shit like this comes over the transom. How can this be? How are we going to get ourselves out of this mess? Someone please, wake me up and tell me it’s all a bad dream (reaches for another alprazolam).

    • honey, don’t even worry about it. there is always more medication. /jokesob

    • another_steve

      Well since you’re freaking out, try this on for size:

      Can you imagine when a real crisis pops up — here in the U.S. or abroad — and this man has to make important decisions and lead the nation?

      • Tomcat

        Or Bannon, either way we are fucked.

      • canoebum

        The news of the death of the blind sheikh in prison was unsettling. I see that as an opportunity for his sympathizers to become more active. The repercussions could be devastating.

    • Tomcat

      Well republicans are going to allow more mentally handicapped people to get guns. That might lead to positive things. If the voices in their heads can convince them Trump bad man.

      • Mike_in_the_Tundra

        Now Trump can get a gun.

      • i’m going to say something contrarian but serious. i have worked, all my life, with the DD. i just had a lovely conversation with a grocery store bagger who obviously was DD and probably hired on some tax break situation for the corporation that ran the store. whatever.

        now, i’m not talking about angry people, and that includes some DD, no more or less of a percentage than with “normal” people. normal people buy guns… a lot. marginals are the real problem, because society has not quite figured out the right way to do that bit, or rather, it does know and it just won’t. DDs are NOT the ones doing the mass killings. it’s about 25 points up the IQ scale that are. legaly, that is the only thing that matters in terms of sentencing and defense law.

    • Natty Enquirer

      I think we are in propofol territory by now.

  • Tomcat

    He watches Fox news, that explains why he thinks he knows more than intelligence forces. He has been programmed to be stupid.

  • these fucking cooking shows… i am so Sad! for loving them.

  • Natty Enquirer

    So, what happened “last night in Sweden” was a telecast on Fox. Our President just got television and reality a bit mixed-up. Nothing to worry about.

    • Lazycrockett

      My best friends Leonard, Sheldon and Raj come over every night at 7 EST to chat and eat. Its wonderful.

    • Tomcat

      Yeah but he already sent the missiles to attack. Oh well.

    • Max_1

      Just don’t let him watch Mars Attacks…
      … What they did to the Senate last night was shocking.
      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/72173aa57712304c9f58aec50afd859371db4154b0b5d342ccf95360e7f7ea89.gif

      EDIT: Now imagine him complaining about the confirmation process…

      • Tomcat

        It’s a good start.

      • DumbHairyApe

        ACK ACK!!!

      • Natty Enquirer
        • Six Pins Delores

          LOL! I will only believe it after seeing a tiny bitten off finger

        • another_steve

          Cultural reference, please.

          I try to stay current, but it’s a struggle.

          • Six Pins Delores

            Mars Attacks movie with Melanomas face crudely added

          • Those are the fem-bot disguised infiltrators, also from the film “Mars Attacks,” only this one with Melania’s face photoshopped onto it.

      • Paula

        I hope that was the republican side… Manchin, too.

    • zhera

      This screams dementia. He is clearly not all there.

  • Robincho

    I don’t watch Faux Snooze for the same reason that I don’t eat from the toilet…

    • zhera

      Snob!

    • another_steve

      If drinking from the toilet is good enough for our dogs, it should be good enough for us — don’t you think?

      • Ginger Snap

        I have let’s call him “my boy” who drinks from the toilet and I get paid extra to let him do it.

  • FAEN
  • Halou

    Fox News is now America’s premier intelligence agency? Oh shit.

    • Robert Conner

      Fair and balanced fake intelligence.

  • SoCalGal20
    • AJ Drew

      You give good links! That’s an interesting piece. Not sure it illuminates much, but at least someone is actually trying!

    • Halou

      If there was ever a time for the intelligence agencies, the real intelligence agencies, to “go nuclear”, then this would be it.

  • Robert Conner

    To his credit, the leader of the free world gets his fake news from Fox, the leader in fake news.

    • ggg

      Ironically Fox was the only network that Trump said wasn’t fake news! It’s like he’s going out of his way to show that they ARE fake news!

    • Halou

      The best fake news, believe me. The best. Nobody does fake news better than Fox.

    • robirob

      I wonder if it’s like minus plus minus equals plus?

      Fake News plus Fake News equals REAL NEWS!

  • paulrees100

    According to The Independent the only terrorist attack in Sweden was by neo-Nazis against a refugee centre.
    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/donald-trump-terror-attack-claim-sweden-neo-nazis-refugee-centre-florida-rally-a7588516.html

  • AJ Drew

    So… Tucker Carlson interviewed Ami Horowitz about Sweden’s “immigration problem,” and that got twisted around in DT’s mind as “what happened last night in Sweden,” as he was trying to recite a list or terrorist attacks. Sigh.

    Here’s a story about the interview. I chose the particular website because the comments there are generally not insanely vicious, but reveal the mindset of DT supporters who actually can write a sentence…

    https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2017/02/19/sweden-refugee-influx-now-a-crisis-tucker-carlson-interviews-ami-horowitz/

    • Max_1

      FOXNews(R)… They report how we should decide.

    • PeedeResistance

      You can’t be serious in using the phrase ‘actually can write a sentence.’ I looked at some comments there and was astounded at the cretins who all think they’re the wittiest thing ever to hide behind a nimnod screenname. The site is barely an improvement on Breitbart.

  • Max_1

    When the PDB’s are boiled down to bullet points so as to make it easier for Trump to read and understand, I’m sure Trump thinks FOXNewd(R) is there to fill in the gaps.

    • another_steve

      Does anyone really think this man reads briefing papers and the like? Please.

      I’d bet my cat away on a wager that says that Bannon or one of the other thugs who surround Trump give him a 10-minute talk every morning and tell him what the day’s talking points are.

      It’s pretty obvious that the sexual predator’s not really interested in governing.

      • Earl

        Every morning? I don’t think it’s just every morning. I think it’s every 4-6 hours.

        • William

          Just before he enters a room.

      • JWC

        or reading or connecting the dots or having manners or……

  • Tomcat

    Getting his intel from FOX just seals it. He is certifiably nuts.

  • Tomcat

    Hey, those three on the couch sure do look intelligent. NOT,NOT,NOT.

    • Halou

      They’re actually very clever, somehow managing to share just two brain cells between the three of them yet not one of them is left looking like the dumb leftover. Truly amazing.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • JohnJay

    Hope he doesn’t wake up in front of the TV late at night with Fail Safe showing.

  • DumbHairyApe

    Wait- I thought he said that was all Fake News?!?!? Why is he repeating FAKE NEWS????

  • Carl

    So basically your idiot right wing Fox watching stepdad is the most powerful man in the world.

    • William

      My actual Dad watches and believes Fox Nooz.

      • PeterNorththeboxsmasher

        Yea because your dad works for a living and pays bills. When you have a mortgage and maybe a business you stop voting Democrat

        • William

          Actually, us kids are having to take over things because my father has been forgetting to pay bills. And no, I don’t have a mortgage, we paid cash for our house. I do have to keep up on the taxes, insurance and maintenance. Next week we are having the AC replaced. That’s $5500, with no rebate or tax credits available.

  • IAMBOWLINGGREEN
    • Acronym Jim

      Must…try…to…unsee….

    • DumbHairyApe

      Oh the humanity! It looks like a sappy Thomas Kincaid painting! SAD!

    • Daveed_WOW

      Darling, the water is divine, but your house in on fire.

  • CatCope

    trumph Confirmed speculation!! Well, OK then NEXT, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At least it’s not “fake news” hah Stoopid In Chief!!! CUKOO CUKOO CUKOO CUKOO CUKOO!!!

  • Christopher
  • robirob

    So, Fox News is going to be very pleased with this, right? Or will it feel to them like they are being thrown under the bus?

  • Barry William Teske

    HATE always implodes…
    Watch closely now.

    • another_steve

      ^^ That.

      Hate always erodes the hater.

  • Gerry Fisher

    With all the resources of the US federal government available to him, he’d rather grab the remote and watch TV. In addition to all his other charming personality traits, the man’s LAAAY-ZEE!

    • TuuxKabin

      And CRAAAAAY-ZEEE.

      • Gerry Fisher

        mmm-hmmm!

    • Six Pins Delores

      If only that was his worse trait

    • William

      Has he even requested the classified UFO files yet?

  • safari

    The US is obviously going to have to invest in a small army of media specialists to put together a realistic set of fake cable channels so Donald can digest real briefing material. Just sit him in a chair and have him channel flip.

    • ByronK

      The should just set up a CCT system that plays Teletubbies in the White House. But then he’d declare everyone needs to carry a purse. A purse make in Jyna.

      • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

        It would make Ivanka soooo happy.

  • TuuxKabin

    Amendment 25, Section 4. When do we want it?

    • Acronym Jim

      30 days ago.

      • TuuxKabin

        That reads true!

        • Acronym Jim

          It looks like Trump isn’t going to beat William Henry Harrison’s record.

          • TuuxKabin

            Pneumonia at hell beast’s age can be very dangerous. But it’d be great if he could make it under the wire for tomorrow’s Dead President’s Holiday Observation.

            NIte nite all, off to a concert, ‘nuf this craziness.

          • Acronym Jim

            Oh, don’t get me wrong. I don’t want Trump dead. I want him impeached, convicted, and jailed.

          • Six Pins Delores

            “I want him impeached, convicted, and jailed.”

            For what?

          • kareemachan

            Tax fraud. Business fraud. Tax evasion. Colluding with Russians. Pussy-grabbing.

            I could go on….

          • Six Pins Delores

            You could go on To what end?

          • PeterNorththeboxsmasher

            Who let the neighborhood on breitbart? Funny coming from a person who lives with mommy and collects welfare. You couldn’t run a business if your life depended on it. You just can’t fix stupid. Ya lost over 1100 seats in government and your adult trolling? I’m not even a republican and find democrats to be brain damage material. Don’t worry Killary and George Soros will save you. I see your awesome at projection. How very pathetic

          • William

            Peter North made quite a few gay porn movies under the name Matt Ramsey. His speciality was bottoming for guys with massive cocks.

            The more you know!

          • PeterNorththeboxsmasher

            Oh boy you got me. You hurt my feeling. I’m need a safe space now. Instead of adult trolling start worrying about republicans getting the super majority in 2018. This fact not fiction

          • William

            Sorry, i wasn’t trying to hurt your feelings, i thought you might want to stop by for the full Peter North as Matt Ramsey experience. I could show you a thing or nine.

          • Oscarlating Wildely

            Wow, your use of the English language is just awful. Grammar, syntax, punctuation, word usage: You’re just off in all of them. I am assuming that you are not from America judging by your writing but note that effective communication in English takes time. Be patient with yourself.

          • PeterNorththeboxsmasher

            I own a construction company and do just alright. I don’t care about my grammar. My grammar might suck but I’m not an adult troll on Breitbart. You can check my grammar from mommy basement. I’m not even a Republican but this why I hate liberals. Go back to politico and cry me a river little boy. I sign checks and you live off your parents. Is George Soros paying you to do spell check and check grammar? Nov.8 was a day I’ll never forget. I watched the Democratic Party collapse. Good day little boy. Stay tough behind the computer and keep up the adult trolling. You going to cry in 2018 when Republicans take the super majority? You’ll still be adult trolling.

          • PeterNorththeboxsmasher

            What’s with you liberal morons who adult troll? You just need to be heard? Parents kept you in daycare and you need attention? I don’t know anybody who thinks adult trolls are useful. Peter North banged more chicks in a day than you have in your life. Am I suppose to hate him because he did gay porn? You sound like a bigot. Projection much little boy? Chicks dig adult trolls

          • PeterNorththeboxsmasher

            I thought liberals were for open sexuality? Your daddy should of shot you into a napkin

          • Todd20036

            Pathetic troll. Not worth my time. Get off my screen, loser.

          • PeterNorththeboxsmasher

            Oh typing tough guy? I’m shaking in my nike’s. Where you learn how to an Internet warrior? Couldn’t fight yourself out of a wet paper bag little boy. Most people who are tough don’t go adult trolling. Once you get in the real world and have to start paying bills you’ll stop voting Democrat. One day you’ll stop acting like half a retard. I’m not even a Republicab I just can’t stand people like you. NEXT

          • Smile Trump Won

            You can go on and on because you are a delusional lying libturd.

          • Todd20036

            No dear. The people chose Clinton. And you, you worthless troll, have no business on my screen.

            Go away.

          • William

            Does it matter? Trump deserves a fair trial, followed by a lengthy prison sentence.

          • Six Pins Delores

            Yes. Hillary should be convicted and is deserving of the same and more William

          • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

            I’m good for whatever.

            As long as I never hear his name again.

          • TuuxKabin

            Either will do nicely. First impeached, convicted and jailed, then a gradual slide further into his dementia, paranoia and then, buh, bye.

          • grada3784

            Such a pity.

  • andrew

    The U.S. spends billions of dollars each year on our vast intelligence agencies and their primary function is to give the president and the military the most accurate information about what is happening in our world. However, when you have a POTUS who doesn’t trust our intel agencies, it is so much easier for him to tune in to Fox news and find out what’s happening from Tucker Carlson. Trump’s a loser. Okay.

    • Halou

      Biggest Loser of the United States.
      BLOTUS

      • Cody Crouse

        Undeed, he is. He throws tantrums so easily.

  • Richard B

    Well that is very revealing and a problem. Except for Shepard Smith show, almost all of Fox News programming is commentary and opinions, NOT NEWS !
    Now who is going to tell the low information, non reading narcissist?

  • Lazycrockett

    Hey everyone I would like you to meet Felix.

    https://twitter.com/Khanoisseur/status/813895081836978176

  • i have an R2-D2-shaped antique metal “piggy bank.”

  • KCMC
  • Boreal
    • KCMC

      Poor Swedish fish of Bowling Green.

    • david fairfield

      Ha!

  • Lars Littlefield

    I don’t see any problem with getting your news from FOX. I get all of mine from Joseph Goebbels .

    • William

      Aren’t those about the same?

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    This is arguably the best tweet about Sweden…….

    https://twitter.com/PeterofArabia/status/833442409128263680

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    From Politico last week – “How to reach Donald Trump: Go on TV”

    http://www.politico.com/story/2017/02/trump-watching-tv-cables-news-234914

    • another_steve

      It makes for an interesting dynamic.

      When I’m listening to an MSNBC or CNN commenter eviscerate him, I’m thinking to myself (in screaming nelly mode), “Ohmigod ohmigod… What’s Trump thinking as he listens to that?”

      • Natty Enquirer

        He’s probably not smart enough to realize he now has the power to order IRS audits on all of them.

        • castaway

          If you live in a glass house, don’t throw stones.

    • How to get Donald to approve of anything you want: Flatter the shit out of him.

      • cheetolini will only listen to you if you have enormous wealth.

  • bkmn

    How low does he have to drag the Republican brand before some of them have the balls to confront or impeach him?

  • geoffalnutt

    Oopsie!! Bannon fucked up…again. Sad.

  • Halou
    • coram nobis

      Donald, was that Ikea with you?

      • ByronK

        The biggendikkir

        • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

          IKEA thinks of everything.

  • Henry Auvil

    Tucker Carlson on Fox: Intel. NY Times: FAKE NEWS!!!

  • Ninja0980

    That would be the same Fox News would declared war on Obama from day one, had a sexual predator in charge of their operations and was denied entry into Canada for being a propaganda channel.

  • Michael R

    He can’t focus on anything without pictures and racism .

    • Halou

      Didn’t he ask for his national security papers to be condensed into 1 page, plus maps and graphs? Crazy considering Obama’s NS briefs were never fewer than 7 pages and even they were considered ‘shorthand’.

      • david fairfield

        I’d give him a map that leads to the trap door over the mote with alligators if I thought they would eat him. But they wouldn’t. Ego is foul tasting.

        • coram nobis

          As one cannibal said to another, “Oh, yes, he was a bitter man.”

        • William

          Did he solve the map for finding the Hamburglar?

      • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

        He’s so stupid he thinks bullet points are made with real bullets.

    • david fairfield

      The fact that my white house doesn’t have any picture books is SAD! The Obama administration took away all the best books. The smart books with pictures and other good things that the best people like to see. No pop-up storybooks either, just thousands of books all with words which are fake history, I think. If I could read I bet they would have BAD stuff in them!

    • coram nobis

      “I, Claudius” anticipated such an emperor.

      Claudius: [after being asked by Antonia to hide a letter for Tiberius inside his history of Carthage] Well, I suppose I could, but I don’t want to give him this copy. It’s got elephants drawn all over it.

      Antonia: You are the biggest fool any mother was ever punished with. Who cares about your stupid history of Carthage? Nobody’s going to read it anyway, and certainly not Tiberius. The only way you’d get him to read it is if you drew naked women all over it, and then he’d only look at the pictures!

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    Trump has fucked up too many times now. President Bannon needs to fire him.

  • coram nobis

    Donald probably should watch Fox. Between getting gaslighted by Bannon and Miller, and his feud with the intel people meaning that nobody will brief him, and the lack of experts and staff at State, he’s probably going to need any news he can get.

    Can’t feel sorry for him; he launched this Titanic and then made it a ship in a bottle. This is the State of the Union, and You Are There.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    O/T Time for a little distraction from the horror that is Trump, but still tangential…..

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/810106553c703c14a35899d305a77a3b4fedf176d61dc5bc655b21d12aa27ea6.jpg

  • anne marie in philly

    NO WONDER he’s so stoopid!

  • JT

    Drumpf: I can just dissolve the government and take over. I heard it from Tucker. All I need to do is wear the royal tiara.
    http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Queen-Trump-b.jpg

  • Halou

    Trump couldn’t find a map with his own arse.

  • Tom Ato

    And yet the intel briefings are a waste of his time.

    • Halou

      What intel briefings?

  • Daveed_WOW

    Old white man who might die soon gets his information from Fox News. Check out.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    There are rumors swirling that Trump’s pick for Navy Secretary, Philip Bilden, is about to withdraw. And General Barry McCaffrey said in an interview with NBC that Trump can’t find a replacement for Flynn because nobody wants to “risk their career.” McCaffrey even said he “wouldn’t be surprised” if Dan Coats withdraws himself from consideration for Director of National Intelligence.

    http://www.threethriftyguys.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/titantic-rats.jpg

    • coram nobis

      From I, Claudius:

      Plancina: But how will I convince my husband to commit suicide?
      Livia: Think of something. Appeal to his sense of honour; men find that irresistible.

      • ByronK

        I swoon for anyone who quotes I, Claudius.

    • SoCalGal20

      I don’t know about Bilden but another NSC staff member is out for criticizing Trump.

      WASHINGTON (AP) — A senior Trump administration official was fired following criticism in a private speech of President Donald Trump’s policies and his inner circle of advisers.

      Craig Deare, whom Trump appointed a month ago to head the National Security Council’s Western Hemisphere division, was on Friday escorted out of the Executive Office Building, where he worked in Washington.

      https://apnews.com/8c634286b7b0405eb199988d55e50c43/Senior-Trump-appointee-fired-after-critical-comments?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=AP

  • KCMC

    Since the FAKE NEWS refuses to address it, Monday we will be briefing the American people directly about the #SwedenAttack Period https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/00cd8cbb1a220f3f73aef35045981e21d26198387a1f769b86bfb6ea22b012fc.jpg

    • KCMC

      Sean Spicer Facts
      ‏@SeanSpicerFacts

  • Cuberly
    • ByronK

      That made me really LOL

  • JT
  • fuzzybits
  • phhht

    President Pinchcunt is mentally defective. He is not able to distinguish fact from fantasy.

    • kareemachan

      I tell ya he’s sundowning.

      • William

        His sun done went nova.

      • PeterNorththeboxsmasher

        Karen what are you weighting now 250 or 300?

        • TampaDink

          Who is Karen?

          • PeterNorththeboxsmasher

            Your 300 pound girlfriend,you chubby chaser you. Nothing wrong with liking farm animals. I’ve to say liberal women are some of the ugliest human being going

          • TampaDink

            Thank you. You have cleared up this matter. I now understand that you are not only unable to read (try rereading the user name you lashed out at) and that you are a hateful troll.

      • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

        I get that.

        My mom’s caregivers used to hate the hours between dinner and bed time in the dementia wing.

    • DoctorDJ

      Captain Queeg. Just don’t eat all the ice cream.

  • AdamTh

    That tweet has basically perfect grammar and syntax …… So you know someone else wrote it for Donnie.

  • Sam_Handwich

    at least it’s a news source we all know and trust

    #SwedishFishMatter https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cf46866f3eff07a8293ec35cb12791214ac39ee98abe554d838300c5d1ecdc73.jpg

  • Bob Conti

    Once again, it’s somebody else’s fault. Too bad he doesn’t have at his disposal an agency that can tell him what’s going on in the world. Or, oh, I don’t know, Google to see if anyone else reported the same thing? And I mean, that bow tied little twerp Tucker Carlson? Really?

  • Ninja0980

    O/T but it turns out I have friends who know one of the stupid Democrat turned Trump (or so she says) voters mentioned in the NY Times article and whom is now whining about the blowback she got from comparing liberals to terrorists.
    Suck it up bitch, you don’t to make comparisons like that and then whine when folks on the other side tell you they are hurt and are going to take a break from you.

    • another_steve

      Word.

      A neighbor of ours — a really lovely woman — voted for Trump. She’s 100 percent queer-friendly. Intelligent. All-around nice.

      Hubby and I alternate between wanting to hug her and wanting to suffocate her with a pillow.

      • William

        Why not both?

        • BobSF_94117

          The trick is to hold the pillow down long enough that she passes out and then, when you remove it and she revives, you convince her you actually just happened to stop by and saved her.

          Or so I hear…

      • Lazycrockett
      • Ninja0980

        The problem is that in a blue state, they think that vote won’t do harm when it will.

      • Johnny Wyeknot

        Hug her. Then see what happens.

      • Anastasia Beaverhousen

        One of our neighbors had a Orange 45 sign in their yard. All of our neighbors come to our home for our Christmas party. They were not invited.

  • DaddyRay
  • Sam_Handwich
    • Max_1

      OMFG… Fabulous thread.
      Especially that part about IKEA.

    • djcoastermark

      Oh good gawd. That just looks like what the poor cashier faces at Hamburger Mary’s after the last show.

  • Lawerence Collins

    Faux News. Also known as the Liars Club!
    The 🍊Scourge should feel right at home!

  • kareemachan

    O/T Breitbartasses are beside themselves today, as Breitbart is the 29th most visited website ahead of Pornhub. Of course, somebody proudly talked about using this to artificially boost their numbers up:

    http://www.techelex.org/boost-alexa-rank/

  • SoCalGal20

    So an NSC official was fired on Friday for criticizing Trump.

    WASHINGTON (AP) — A senior Trump administration official was fired following criticism in a private speech of President Donald Trump’s policies and his inner circle of advisers.

    Craig Deare, whom Trump appointed a month ago to head the National Security Council’s Western Hemisphere division, was on Friday escorted out of the Executive Office Building, where he worked in Washington.

    And this gem of a quote:

    White House spokeswoman Sarah Huckabee Sanders said Sunday that Deare “was sent back to his original position.” Asked if government employees should be concerned that they could be fired for criticizing the president, she said: “I don’t think any person that is there in order to carry out the president’s agenda should be against the president’s agenda.”

    https://apnews.com/8c634286b7b0405eb199988d55e50c43/Senior-Trump-appointee-fired-after-critical-comments?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=AP

  • justme
  • TexasBoy

    Next he’ll be talking about an attack on the Alamo because he watched Viva Max! on the late late late show.

    • TampaDink

      He’ll probably elaborate on how many lives were saved by hiding in the basement there. He should’ve watched “PeeWee’s Big Adventure”.

    • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

      Please make sure he never watches “Mars Attacks!”

      • Gianni

        Or that old Orson Welles radio broadcast of a version of The War Of The Worlds where the Martians landed and were wreaking havoc in New Jersey. He’ll buy into that immediately.

      • Johnny Wyeknot
        • Homo Erectus

          There are no women in the Vatican.

          • Johnny Wyeknot

            Heehee

          • coram nobis

            He could send Milo Yappypoodle if the Vatican doesn’t like women. Peaching to the choir.

          • thatotherjean

            Sure there are. You don’t think those priests clean up after themselves, do you? No, really–there are nuns who act as housekeepers.

          • Homo Erectus

            They are employed there….

          • 2guysnamedjoe

            It’s the only country in the world with no birth registry and no marriage registry; only a death registry.

  • John

    What a tiny decked moron.

  • Max_1
    • TampaDink

      Unfuckingbelievable!

      • Homo Erectus

        Fox vs Trump: Fake news, Fake president – you decide.

        • TampaDink

          Of course, I reject choosing either one because they both exists & I’d rather that they didn’t.

    • The_Wretched

      How disgusting for him to money beg like that. What ever happened to the honor of the office?

      • Natty Enquirer

        Well, let’s see. There was John Adams, who signed a law in 1798 to have Thomas Jefferson’s supporters arrested. James Buchanan was a slavery promoter whose tenure saw the Dred Scott decision. Andrew Jackson ran off the Georgia Cherokees after gold was discovered on their land. Woodrow Wilson deplored “hypenated Americans” and tried to have 10,000 people illegally deported. Andrew Johnson initiated the Jim Crow era. Then of course we have Richard Nixon, the only president to resign in disgrace.

        • coram nobis

          With the possible exception of Richard Nixon, I don’t remember any of these presidents using it as a fundraising beg.

          “Do you stand with President John Adams in his fight for the Alien & Sedition Acts? $5 $10 $20 $100 Other.”

          • Oscarlating Wildely

            $35! you have to include the $35 option or it doesn’t count.

          • coram nobis

            There may have been a $35 bill then. The U.S. didn’t have a national paper currency until the Civil War. There were even $3 bills then. Fun fact.

        • 2guysnamedjoe

          Gotta hand it to Nixon. He was the only president with the decency to resign in disgrace

    • TexasBoy

      This should be sent in an email to EVERY GOP congressman, along with a demand to impeach this idiot. Explaining that NO PRESIDENT should be asking for campaign funds to fight the American media.

      • ZRAinSWVA

        I’ve already contacted my senators and representatives. Please do the same!!!

    • How. Is. This. Legal?

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Wow! Sweden says *jump* and Trump *jumps!* I think we found his true nemesis.

  • TexasBoy

    Let’s hope he doesn’t watch a rerun of Planet of the Apes or The Ten Commandments anytime during his term.

  • Kenster999

    You’d think he would have asked for details in his daily intelligence briefing…

    • Joe in PA

      Bwahahahaha.

    • I thought he refused to take those meetings?

  • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

    I went to the source, i.e. Sweden crime stats.
    https://www.bra.se/bra/bra-in-english/home/crime-and-statistics/crime-statistics.html

    The crime rate is rather stable for the last decade. Interestingly, Islamophobic hate crime is up. (Still low numbers of crimes per capita when compared to the US.)

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6db10e09358302fa3651c7cb7169efa98883d2980208865be352dc7f8446ccb8.jpg

    • But! But!! Those are facts! They can’t be trusted! Anyone could spin those!
      s/

  • Homo Erectus

    I stand with Sweden. # Bowling Green Massacre

  • MBear

    #WeAreAllBorkBorkBorkBork

  • DesertSun59

    I swear to f*cking god, our intel agents are in collusion with the downfall of this nation. If their job is to DEFEND this nation and this so-called leader gets his intel from FOX, they have to take him out now or we’re F*CKED.

  • tbj5

    When the doctors said they needed to put Grandpapa in a home, they didn’t mean The White House.

  • TexasBoy

    Next Up, after a DS9 marathon, the US declares war on the Cardassians

  • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

    The Guardian has an interesting analysis of this latest Trump debacle.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/feb/19/trumps-sweden-comment-referred-to-rising-white-house-says

    • Wow, just……wow. I can’t believe that this complete and utter buffoon is our president. What totally wrecks my brain is that cheetolini is happier getting intel from tv than from the NSA or the State Department, or the CIA.

      I’m not sure that cheetolini is an apt name for him at this point. Buffoon in Chief, or Brainless Clown in Chief….hmm this is going to take some work to nail him with the correct name.

      Hope you and Mr. Bear are doing well. Keep warm!

      • 2guysnamedjoe

        Brainfart-in-Chief?

        • OOOOH! Good one!

  • Galvestonian

    Stupid is as stupid does…

  • sword

    Have you ever been in a fully mirrored room…reflections go on forever. Fox News->Trump->Fox->Trump->Fox->etc.etc.
    A precise definition of a Trump supporter.

  • coram nobis

    The counter-narrative on Swedish terror is setting in. Apparently we’re covering up “the problems in Sweden.”

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/feb/20/jesuisikea-trump-sweden-terrorist-attack-confuse-supporters-cover-up

    • Terrifying, isn’t it? That they would be willing to twist and turn to those lengths to defend cheetolini.

  • MassageBear

    Funny how *45 denies ever meeting Putin or doing any business in Russia:

    https://youtu.be/PR_SoJpWzOA?t=14m25s

    Even his son admitted it:
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7378597cc5af10e12b0b60740cfcd7e78bac2d1347be04c701196f1f065ef190.jpg

  • sadoldguy

    Yet his fans are furiously Google Tubing all available police report from Sweden to justify his gaff.

    6 year old spoken to sternly, see, see!

  • PeteLI

    What a fuckin loser!

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  • SDG

    How long can this shit actually go on?

    • MBear

      8 years! ….or more….?

      • LesbianTippingHabits

        Not re tipping, but if the American people re-elect the incumbent less than four years from now, our country clearly has problems.

        • MBear

          We’ve both drawn a line in the sand.

          Yours is already past the edge of the cliff. 😉

  • Crow on a Top Hat

    Cause the daily intelligence briefings are too hard.

  • Piona O.

    He can’t read an intelligence briefing, but he can spend hours a day getting inaccurate “news” from the cable channels. We’re fucked.

  • Gene Perry
  • TexasBoy

    After an evening watching Cartoon Network, Trump signs executive order directing the CIA to help Boris and Natasha catch moose and squirrel.

  • marshlc

    Back when I was a kid, there were only three TV stations here, one of them in French. And the vast majority of the time, there was only one show on, that kids would have wanted to watch. You could be pretty sure that the next day at school, if you said “Did you see, last night?The cool car chase/lemmings leaping off the cliff/terror attacks in Sweden?” every other kid would know that you were referencing the show that all of you had watched.

    I’m pretty sure that Trump is still back there, in 1962, watching TV in his jammies, secure in the knowledge that all his friends are watching the same show, and the next day they can all run around the playground acting it out.

  • sword

    Stockholm is thinking about inviting Trump to visit Sweden. They would like to give him the same welcome he is going to get when he visits London.

  • cleos_mom

    8:15 a.m. (CDT, US) and the Teevee news bobbleheads are dutifully reporting on Donnie Frederickovitch’s “explanation.” Turns out his references to skyrocketing crime in Sweden were a bit. . . . off. His cover story turns out to be a version of “well, it could have happened (maybe).”

    Happy Presidents Day to the Resistance.

  • Mike Knife

    FOX NEWS = FAKE NEWS

  • SilasMarner

    Dumbass Trump is getting his Intel from Fox News? Isn’t that an oxymoron?

  • SFBruce

    Mediaite is reporting Tucker Carlson was on Fox & Friends (where else?) this morning “translating” Trump’s ridiculous remarks. Fox News, now an unabashed Trump surrogate, is the one news outlet that Trump could accurately call a “danger to the American people,” but in our new up-is-down world, it’s the one outlet he actually likes.

  • wmforr

    And you wonder why the intelligence community is going to bring this dangerous idiot down! If they do, they are the true patriots.