Chris Christie: Trump Made Me Order The Meatloaf

CNBC reports:

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie says President Donald Trump made him order meatloaf when they dined together at the White House this week. Christie and his wife, Mary Pat, joined Trump at the White House on Tuesday.

The Republican governor said while hosting a New York sports talk radio show Thursday that Trump pointed out the menu and told people to get whatever they want. Then he said him and Christie were going to have the meatloaf. Trump and Christie discussed the nation’s opioid epidemic during the lunch.

  • Michael R
    • JT

      Meat balls.

      • Steverino

        Formed with a melon scoop.

      • Boreal

        #CamelToeChristie

        • Microscope Please

          Do camels have pinky toes?

        • karmanot

          sad……believe me! sad……

      • Bob Conti

        Please pass the brain bleach.

      • barrixines

        It’s like the heartbreaking sight of a hand sticking out from the remains of a collapsed building and knowing you’ll never been able to pull all the rubble off in time to save them

      • Jeffrey

        I wonder if Trump ever tries to grab that pussy.

      • Teeny Weenie

        That is fucking bold. Also, fucking repugnant. He might as well have just come out naked before Trump stripped him of his dignity.

        Or did PussyGrabber stuff Christie into that polyester shame-suit?

      • bzrd

        now we know why BLOTUS treats Chrisie so badly, his peenut is bigger than mental-illness don’s

  • How does a grown man make another grown man eat something? Outside of a dungeon.

    • Todd20036

      I love how you went there.

    • Raising_Rlyeh

      My thoughts exactly. I’ve only seen that kind of behavior out of two situations: 1) control freaks or 2) at a D/s luncheon where it wasn’t that unusual, bit at least there the guys knew what was going to happen.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    What’s it gonna be boy ?

    • Boreal

      Lemme sleep on it.

      • jimbo65

        That’s a rather tender subject.

      • Snarkaholic

        You gotta go Right Now!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Me and this kid have a lot in common :

    https://twitter.com/m_yosry2012/status/832528665909002240

    • vorpal

      I do seem to vaguely remember a flurry of balls.

    • Ray Taylor

      Did you also wise up?

    • GayOldLady

      That’s so precious.

    • BJORN RAGNVALDR

      I love it!
      Fuck this! I’m done!

  • Todd20036

    Krispie isn’t going to garner any sympathy given the fact that at his first opportunity, he suckled on Trump’s teat in the hope that he’d get a cabinet position.

    • Chucktech

      But since Trump fucked Christie and his Cabinet hopes, why the fuck didn’t he say “Fuck your meatloaf, I’ll have what I want.”?

  • MBear

    This is ‘news’?

    • hdtex

      Yes.

    • Buford

      You have to agree that it’s comment-worthy.

    • Todd20036

      It’s news because it’s a great example of Trump’s narcissism. He’s willing to take a chance to humiliate even an ally just to dominate at a given opportunity.

      It also illustrates his childishness.

      It further demonstrates what a lap-dog Krispie is.

      • Chucktech

        Well, it does also demonstrate that Christie will go on record to say what an asshole Trump is. Perhaps not in so many words, but asshole none the less.

    • OdieDenCO

      once in awhile you got to laugh

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Telling someone else what to eat, and giving them no choice when in fact there are many choices, is a hallmark of bullying.
    Trump, the sadist, never misses an opportunity to humiliate.

    • Chucktech

      Chris Christie should be completely out of fucks to give. If he had the first scintilla of self respect he should have said, “No, I don’t want the meatloaf, I will order what I want.”

      • Uncle Mark

        It was somewhat entertaining, but now pathetic watching a bully, like Christie, get bullied by an even bigger bully.

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      • clay

        Considering how he’s been jerked around, if Christie had the first scintilla of self respect he should have said, “No, I don’t want to go out of state for lunch.” or, “No, I eat according to the directions of the doctor who installed by lap-band.”

        • Acronym Jim

          While Oregon Governor Sylvester Pennoyer was a no-nothing racist shit (even Judge Matthew Deady referred to him as “Sylpester Annoyer”), I wish that Christie treated Trump like Pennoyer treated Presidents Grover and Harrison.

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylvester_Pennoyer

          • Robincho

            Would that be President Grover from Grover’s Corner?…

          • Acronym Jim

            I don’t know. Did the guy from Grover’s Corner marry the girl to whom he had legal guardianship over?

        • Guest

          I bet that band broke within days of it being inserted. Sad.

          There are those who honestly try to lose weight, and yet we still see pictures of Christie eating crap food

      • Nowhereman

        Even better, he should have declined the invitation from the getgo. I’m no fan of Christie’s, but when has Trump shown him any respect?

        • BeaverTales

          I think Christie won’t be reelected in 2018 and is looking for a little financial security from his sugadaddy

          • Kruhn

            Christie is term limited and New Jersey’s elections are this year.

      • Guest

        Which in Christie’s case would be one of everything on the menu. I guess that band surgery years ago to help him run for president did not work. Christie one, band zero.

        With the right, it was and is never about honor, country, their self respect, dignity, the people instead of the Uber rich and corporations, and their empathy and sympathy for a human being (OK, I inserted the last two because they are incapable of them, their born that way),

      • Jon

        He was still gonna choose the meatloaf, let’s be honest here.

    • JT

      Power mad.

    • Uncle Mark

      I’ve noticed that too. Cheetolini never passes up an opportunity to play his petty power games, whether it’s his ridiculous handshakes…abruptly pulling people towards him and refusing to let go, or playing head games with them…like he did with Romney coming out for two days and submitting private & fiduciary information with the promise of becoming Sec of State…only to be rejected.

    • teeveedub

      Of course, Christie keeps coming back for more.

      • Gest2016

        I read a wonderful quote: The worst kind of loser is a loser that loses to a loser. That is Chris Christie. The White House is like a loser convention for misfits and freaks whose only skill is tapping into populist anger.

      • Nowhereman

        Yup–he knows that any day now, Lucy will let him kick the football and not pull it away.

    • GeoffreyPS

      I have a friend who tries this sometimes. Not ordering for me but repeatedly insisting that I try a dish because it’s her favorite and getting put out if I don’t order it. In her case I’ve viewed it as controlling with a bit of insecurity (needing confirmation that it as good as she thinks it is). I won’t play the game.

    • Gay Fordham Prep Grad

      Even better to watch though is the low level of sycophant that continues to supplicate before the Screaming Cheeto. I can’t believe Mary Pat hasn’t told him to grow a pair and leave Trump in the rear view mirror.

      Makes my loins ache even more for VIce Admiral Hardwood who told Trump to fuck off

  • Mike C

    I would do anything for a White House appointment. But I won’t do that.

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    Do they serve meatloaf in prison?

    “Judge: Probable cause to charge Gov. Christie with official misconduct in Bridge-Gate scandal”

    http://newjersey.news12.com/news/judge-probable-cause-to-charge-gov-christie-with-official-misconduct-in-bridge-gate-scandal-1.13133723

    • Gustav2

      Well, they call it “meatloaf.”

    • a friend of mine recently spent a little time in the city jail and said they served one thing only: bologna on white bread. every day. but if krispie goes anywhere behind bars it’ll be a cushy fed pen for rich white guys, and they have nice menus. somebody put up a compare and contrast photo on a blog i was reading the other day about jail and “jail.”

    • Paula

      If he is jailed, they need to make sure that he is served meatloaf for every meal. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner!

  • Rick

    “Smells like meat. Looks like cake. Must be meat-cake!”

  • Bob Conti
    • Snarkaholic

      Is that Violent No-regard in the background?

  • Paula

    I wonder if someone had to cut Christie’s meat for him or did he use the same aide that Trump uses?

  • Ernest Endevor

    First the Bowling Green Massacre and now Meatloafgate? I can’t cope!

    • PickyPecker
      • Ernest Endevor

        She was indeed a visionary.

        • WitlessProtection

          Ba-dum-tsss!

        • Amanda B. Rekendwith

          Certainly able to see more clearly than Trump.

      • Frostbite

        My thoughts and prayers go out to the victims of Bowling Green, and the victims of the #45 Presidency.

        • bzrd

          pry for BLOTUS’ sole
          for he knows not what he is squishing

      • karmanot

        WIN!

      • Gerry Fisher

        Thank you for the hearty laugh this meme gave to me this morning.

      • Miji

        Am I a dork if my first thought is that she’s attempting a Vulcan mind meld with him?

    • bzrd

      meatloaf with the putintater
      can’t get better than that

  • JDS
  • disqus_Qm7Y1t9k8U

    “The meatloaf was made out of Chris Christie’s hopes and dreams” is the funniest shit I’ve read in a long time.

  • billbear1961
  • JoeMyGod
  • Rex

    Trump has the chef hide his diet pills in the meatloaf.

  • Sam_Handwich

    that ain’t meatloaf

  • Uncle Mark

    Christie’s lucky that Trump didn’t make him eat a bug…because Trump would happily do that as part of his impotent power games….and Christie would happily do it with the promise of any position in Trump’s regime…even if it was food taster/bug-eater.

    • grada3784

      Bugs are for dessert.

  • billbear1961
  • Tawreos

    I hear Spicer is out and the White house is serving meatloaf I would ask, but I hear it is a tender subject. Another slice, anyone?

  • Raising_Rlyeh

    I would say that Christie is trump’s bitch, but I don’t b want to imagine him or trump anywhere near my favorite activities.

  • Sam_Handwich

    o/t looks like the senate will vote around 12:30 to delay the vote on Pruitt for EPA, pending a yuuuuuge court ordered email dump due next week. (rachel did a segment on this last night)

  • grada3784

    Wow!! This guy is even more of a control freak than I thought possible.

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    what a cabal of losers.

  • Rex

    And the help whipped up a special chocolate pie for dessert.

    • Gene

      a restaurant owner here in GA told me that sales of Chocolate pie have still not recovered from that movie.

      • Silver Badger

        In Colorado we call it “French Silk”. I’m not quite sure why.

        • Dreaming Vertebrate

          … also known as “Freedom Silk” during the Bush years.

          • Oh’behr

            I can believe it. Like Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.

            I suppose they also called the sex act Freedoming.

  • canoebum
  • ceeenbee

    “Meatloaf again!”

  • Blake Mason

    Howard Dean is like… “I yelled like a cowboy… why am I not president?”

  • Boreal
  • barrixines

    Side order of orange pickle?

  • Rex

    Was Christie’s meatloaf served in a bowl on the floor?

  • Rebecca Gardner
  • billbear1961
    • GayOldLady

      That’s leakier than the Dam in Orville, CA.

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        They may need to drop multi-ton bags of rocks on it from a helicopter.
        (to stop the leaks)

        • Adam King

          That’s how Christie wound up at the White House.

          • Lena

            He is in the wrong place! They need his bulk over at the dam STAT!

    • Stogiebear

      Beginning to have a rather MesoAmerican look to it.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    “Eat the meatloaf, Chris.”
    This sounds like one of Dumpf’s mad power games.
    Only question, … is the meatloaf one of Christie’s beloved pets or a relative?

    • Silver Badger

      It was made from a slow Democrat.

    • Adam King

      It’s was Walder Frey’s sons.

  • i remember this from when i was a waitress. you always knew customers who did this would be shitty tippers. mostly, it was men doing it to women. but krispie has been drumpf’s little bitch for a while now, so i guess it’s not that different.

  • SFHarry

    If Meatloaf can’t make it on SNL, I think Jack Black would make a great Christie/Meatloaf character. I can just see him singing Paradise By The Dashboard Light to Alec Baldwin’s Trump.

  • Sam_Handwich

    federal agents seized 13 pounds of horse genitals at Dulles this week

    http://www.kcra.com/article/airport-agents-seize-13-pounds-of-horse-genitals-hidden-in-juice-boxes/8944680

    coincidence?

    • barrixines

      I love it that she went travelling with 13 pounds of horse cock. Thats just her travel size dick allowance. Imagine how much horse dong she gets through at home.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      ” Three liters of yak milk was also seized and incinerated, along with the horse meat.”

      So much for my weekend.

      • Bryan

        Yak milk is a phrase used not nearly enough these days.

        • Adam King

          That’s why they coined the term “ghee.”

    • OMG….the tone of that article has me laughing my ass off.

    • Treant

      That took balls.

  • PickyPecker

    MEATLOAFGHAZI!!!

    • Snarkaholic

      MEATLOAFAPALOOOOZA!

  • Natty Enquirer

    A tad desperate for a Trump post. I know, it’s a rather tender subject.

  • Gustav2

    Gov Christie, I would not brag about Trump telling the whole room you were his b!tch and not permitted to order for yourself.

    • Todd20036

      I’m not sure Christie was bragging so much as crying to “mommy”.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    Yes, Chris, you’re tough. New Jersey tough!!! Now eat your meatloaf.

  • billbear1961
  • Lazycrockett
    • Lazycrockett
      • Gustav2

        WTF?

      • Sam_Handwich

        we are post-Godwin

      • billbear1961

        Outrageous!

        Evil bastards!

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        I think that is patently illegal.

        • billbear1961

          It would terrorize the immigrant communities, and they’re already frightened.

          And it would BLACKEN our reputation around the world, indelibly.

          It’s DISGUSTING!!

        • BobSF_94117

          I don’t think it’s illegal on its face. The president has the authority to mobilize the National Guard and he has authority over immigration. A president could certainly do this.

          Of course, in practice, as Trump will do it, they’ll be violating laws left and right.

          • Chucktech

            It would be each state’s governor’s decision. Not going to happen.

          • BobSF_94117

            Just read the update about letting governors decide. I was going to speculate anyway that he might be trying to create conflict because governors also have authority over the Guard. Now it seems like this will be a set-up of blue states vs. red states. The states included are an odd set. I wonder if it’s all about “proof” that it works in OK and AL and “proof” that Dems don’t want to do anything about it in CA, OR, etc., etc.

          • Oh’behr

            Damn, I could see this making it an issue in the next governor’s election in Minnesota. The GOP majority in the legislature would whine about the Dems being weak on immigration while they’re (the GOP are) strong on it. I hope we don’t get some GOP fascist for Minnesota’s next governor based on Trump’s misdoings.

          • Kruhn

            Not necessarily. The President can federalize the National Guard, based on precedent. Congress can also declare a state of insurrection and federalize the National Guard as one of its power.

        • billbear1961

          Sweetie, Chucktech explains, above, how it works and says it won’t happen.

          He’s responding to a post by Rebecca Gardner.

      • billbear1961

        That’s got Bannon written all over it.

        How much longer will that POS be the shadow president?!

        I hope protesters will respond with the biggest numbers YET if the fascists go through with this!!

      • gaymex1

        I am trying to remain calm, but I am more than concerned for the horror than would be unleashed if this troop mobilization came to pass. I am worried for friends, for family and for all those who I don’t know. Disrupted lives would never be the same.
        What kind of disgusting, mentally ill pigs have the mentally ill Trump voters put in office.

    • Jeffrey

      That is like a blackhole of sexy.

  • Pollos Hermanos
  • greenmanTN

    So Christie is incapable of making up his own mind for what he wants to eat. That’s pretty fucking pitiful.

    • Adam King

      Also he’s incapable of standing up for himself when a bully bosses him around.

      • greenmanTN

        That’s assuming he has a spine, which is questionable at the moment.

      • Oh’behr

        Gosh, Christie is more passive(-aggressive) than me. I’m a Minnesotan which at times is bad enough.

    • Reality.Bites

      Hard to do when he normally just hands the server the menu and says “Yes.”

  • Rebecca Gardner

    OT but this isn’t legal is it?

    WH Considers Mobilizing Up To 100,000 Troops To Round Up Unauthorized Immigrants
    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/white-house-considers-mobilizing-troops-immigrants

    • Gustav2

      Nixonian, except it was those damned hippies.

      • Steverino

        Back then, it was red-herringed as “the war on drugs.” Nowadays, it is red-herringed as “the war on terrorism.”

    • if you think the undocumented are the only ones they will be rounding up, you’d be wrong.

      • clay

        Yep, back when they did this to thin the numbers of Mexican workers in the US during a downturn the ended up (kidnapping and) deporting thousands of US citizens, and not just the minor children of immigrants (who we routinely deport w/ a letter that they can return on their 18th birthday, IF the have a US passport and IF they have a job), but anyone brown enough. Native American US citizens were deported because they “looked” Mexican. That judge in Indiana(?) should be careful.

    • Rebecca Gardner
    • Tawreos

      Hopefully they will follow precedent and put them all in brown shirts.

    • Sam_Handwich

      chief of the National Guard Bureau is doing a facebook Q and A at 11am ET. i’m not on FB

      https://twitter.com/Holdthebaloney/status/832613369932894209

    • Chucktech

      No, that is laughably not legal. What the article says is that the WH can ask, pretty please, if the state governors will call up their National Guard to do this. This will not happen.

      • billbear1961

        Thanks, Chuck!

        Jesus, the thought of it was making me sick.

      • TuuxKabin

        My biggest dread and fear is people in red areas will be disappeared like in some third world dictatorship. This ’round up’ that just happened was unnerving. Our local seΓ±ora we buy Mexican meals from, out of her Coleman cooler on the corner along Broadway, has not been seen all week. Hopefully, just laying low.

        • billbear1961

          I hope she’s okay!!

          • TuuxKabin

            Thank you BillBear. So do we and I’m sure all the workers in the couple of block radius who buy their meals from her. She has a couple of specialities 2guys doesn’t even have to call and ask if I want them, he knows just to buy them and bring ’em home, with a stop for a couple of beers to go with the dish. Chili rellenos, costillas en mole rojo, each with yellow rice, tortillas and black beans send us over the moon, and bring on a swoon. Her tamales are as good as my grandma’s. Time to find that underground railroad, provide refuge with a ways and means to provide safety for a lot of people.

        • On the Border

          Bad News: The United States was officially demoted to Third World status on 11/9/17.

          This isn’t a dictatorship yet, but Trump and the Republicans are working on it.

          • TuuxKabin

            11/9/16 or, are you being prescient? And yes. They ARE working on it.

          • Oh’behr

            Thanks. I didn’t notice the date until you pointed it out. I’ll still leave it upvoted since we were recently downgraded in our democracy status thanks to Trump.

      • Reality.Bites

        I’m sure some governors happily would round up far more than just undocumented immigrants.

    • billbear1961

      That BASTARD regime really wants to tear this country apart.

      Damn them–just God DAMN them!!

      • Tor

        It’s just an excuse to militarize the streets and terrorize the populace.

  • Chris H.
  • T-Batwoman

    As expected the pussy Christie ate the meatloaf, he’s lucky he didn’t get grabbed!

  • greenmanTN

    Refusing to follow orders actually IS an option.

  • DoctorDJ
  • Xiao Ai

    Hey Chris, they eat LOTS of meatloaf where you’re heading.

  • bkmn

    More diversion – to obscure what Trump & Co. are really up to.

  • Benny S.

    What Christie didn’t report was that moments later, Trump changed his mind and asked the chef instead to make a shit sandwich for Christie, which Christie gleefully swallowed without hesitation.

    • anne marie in philly

      dingdingding, comment of the day!

  • cleos_mom
  • BeaverTales

    Meetings over meatloaf? I’ve always hated meatloaf…all that grease, salty red meat and breadcrumb carbs on your plate are pretty intimidating enough. The density of it is too much for my tastes.

    I guess the following food coma is when our new POTUS will be doing all his decision making on drug policy.

    • mpatreyu

      Sorry but you’re making me hungry. I love meat loaf.

  • Lindoro Almaviva

    If Christie had not proved time over time that he is willing to be Trump’s bitch, this would not happen.

  • Stogiebear

    So, has there been any report on what Christie thought of the meatloaf? Was it a good meatloaf or just a brick of ground beef baked in it’s own juices? We’re waiting for your review, Chris.

  • Mike

    “The opioid epidemic” is a favorite Republican hobbyhorse. We know they don’t care about human suffering, so I wonder what greedy ulterior motive is behind this, besides helping the DEA by making doctors afraid to prescribe pain medication for sick or injured patients.

    • WKT20

      As with most problematic substance use, the opioid epidemic disproportionately effects red state residents (lack of education, support, services), but it is particularly bad in white communities. Hence the hobbyhorsing. They at least have to pretend to care about their (white, at least) constituents.

      • clay

        It’s also a distraction from asking why and doing anything to change why many of those same areas have abnormally high AND still rising cancer rates.

    • KarenAtFOH

      The 100,000 National Guard troops will need something else to do once they are finished storming around for ICE.

  • Henry Auvil

    I’ll never eat meatloaf again. And I LOVE meatloaf. Is there anything trump can’t ruin?

    • Reality.Bites

      Russia

  • BlindBill

    I do not get it – What person would not say “that sounds good, but I think I will have the stewed goat instead” …. or something

    • Piona O.

      A pathetic person who knows his political career is over and he’ll have to get a job on NJ sports talk radio unless he can somehow get handed a gov’t post by Trump. I suspect Christie would have eaten worse than meatloaf, if Trump had ordered him to.

  • Halou

    Trump the billionaire too stingy to buy his own food?
    Trump the “billionaire” who is actually broke, on the verge of bankruptcy number 7 and has received a kind offer from a Russian bank to bail him out, he just needs to do them a ‘favor’ first?

  • Mr. M

    And Chris Christie, like a well trained bottom, ate every morsel as instructed by his Daddy, Trump.

  • David

    You were Dump’s pet fatso. That was your job.

    It would heve been really fun funny if Dump told him to say: “Get in belly!!”

  • Six Pins Delores

    Since when was Christie ever forced to eat anything?

  • Nowhereman

    Christie could have said “no” and ordered something else. What is this–the 4th grade lunchroom? Did Trump then play a game of “why are you hitting yourself?” He is sooooo presidential.

  • kareemachan

    My head hurts…

  • David

    Go eat a pan of lasagne and shut the fuck up.

  • Rusty Redfield

    “And for the vegetables?” “Oh, my Cabinet will have the meatloaf too.”

  • Gay Fordham Prep Grad

    Shouldn’t he be home in Jersey manufacturing defense evidence for his imminent indictment in Bridgegate? After all the judge gave the all clear to bring Fat Bastard into the circus yesterday.

  • Rick Zajac

    This is getting more pathetic by the second.

  • mikeinftl

    But it was the best meatloaf, I know many people who said it was.

  • LovesIrony

    it should have been the salmon mousse

    • Treant

      “…but I didn’t have the salmon mousse…”

  • That’s because you can put Reagan’s favorite vegetable on meatloaf. Ketchup.

  • Kevin Perez

    I think that it’s important to note here that I can not feel any sympathy for Chris Christie.
    Espescially after Bridgegate!!

  • Bj Lincoln

    Meatloaf is disgusting. It’s for children and adults with bad or no teeth. I will eat it cold on bread with mayo and raw onion except I gave up all bread 25 years ago. Meatloaf is the bottom rung of what I call ‘poor folk food’ along with gravy. While I am very poor, I do not eat ‘poor folk food’. The fact they even have it in the White House makes me sick. It figures Drumpf would like it. I bet he eats like most children. A limited taste for combinations of flavor or most things spicy. Plain and simple. Part of that is because of his age and part because he could always afford to be picky and never really tried new foods.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      I actually don’t mind meatloaf, though my recipe is anything but ‘poor folk food’. We grind beef tenderloin with Moose meat, the taste is insane. We don’t use Ketchup or the like, but balsamic vinegar with sundried tomato and basil, with a nice avacado/tomato paste. We add red wine and voila!

      Now, I suspect the meatloaf at the White Trash House was probably less refined and I would agree, it was probably awful.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Trump and Christie discussed the nation’s opioid epidemic during the lunch.

    “Donald?”
    “Yes, Chris?”
    “Do you have a little something – anything – you want to share about opioid abuse?”

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    “Good doggy, sit, roll over, play useful idiot” — 45 to Chris Christie.

  • Talisman

    And the point is?

    That you’re such a toadie that you can’t even choose what to eat?

  • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

    Weird. Is he bragging or whining?
    I woulda said, “No, I think I’ll have the patty melt. I don’t like loaf.”
    What a wimp Christie is when he’s in the presence of a bigger bully than himself!

  • saucetin

    He didn’t say, “Leave the gun, take the cannoli.”?

  • karmanot

    Cheeto kicks Meatloaf’s fat ass. KARMA

  • coram nobis

    ” … and for PM Justin Trudeau’s visit, President Trump served Canada’s national dish, chocolate moose.”

  • LesbianTippingHabits

    Well, at least there’s no tipping at the White House; the staff makes a living wage.

  • david fairfield

    Christie LOVES to be humiliated by trump.

  • JCF

    I really feel sorry for Chris.

    …no wait, I don’t feel sorry for him in the slightest! >;-p