One Million Moms: Taco Bell Says “Hell” In Their New Commercial And They Must Be Stopped [VIDEO]

This might be their most ridiculous attack yet. Via email:

Taco Bell is following a trend in crude commercials. While a few fast food restaurants are cleaning up their ads, Taco Bell decided to air a commercial that includes foul language. The newest Taco Bell commercial says, “When your morning is hell, just go to Taco Bell.” They should not use the word hell in a jingle. We all know children repeat what they hear.

Taco Bell’s “Morning is hell” ad is irresponsible and offensive. This inappropriate advertisement is airing during primetime when children are likely watching. It is extremely destructive and damaging to impressionable children viewing the commercial.

TAKE ACTION: Please contact Taco Bell through our website and ask the company to pull the current ad immediately! Also, encourage Taco Bell to be more responsible in future marketing campaigns. If Taco Bell wants our business, it must no longer use foul language in its ads.

  • Todd20036

    One Miserable Motherfucker probably voted for Trump, who will take away rights from anyone who isn’t white, male, “Christian”, and straight.
    OMM’s vagina, meet Mr. Chainsaw. He’s a barrel of fun.

    • Jay George

      Taco Bell should have just shown a pic of Melania’s boobies. For some reason whatever Drump does is okay.

      • well, those titties are as artificial as most of the ingredients in their food, so i say go for it.

        • Jay George

          Yep. I bet they squeak in the shower.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Are you sure he does her boobies?

        • Jay George

          No, but somebody sure did. I bet you could bounce a quarter off there.

  • Mike_in_the_Tundra

    The One Hundred Mothers have lost it.

  • kelven

    Never say H*ll, but “Grab her by the pussy” is just fine. Bitch, please.

    • MonochromeMouse

      Every single person who voted for trump after those tapes leaked told their daughters, granddaughters, and/or nieces that they should expect boys to, and let boys, grope them, and told every one of their sons, grandsons, and/or nephews that it’s not only right to grope women but it’s an act befitting a president.

      • greenmanTN

        Haven’t you heard? Females are pieces of meat but they must “look like women.”

        My grandmother would have kicked his ass for that one!

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  • Gigi

    These b*tches need to get a hobby.

    • Mike_in_the_Tundra

      Bitching is their hobby.

    • Earl

      If they took up masturbation, I’m sure they’d be happier.

      • Cousin Bleh

        It works for me.

      • 2patricius2

        Their husbands would probably be a lot happier, too. That’s if anyone would put up with them.

    • Oh’behr

      Well, they do have hobby lobby and their no contraception stance. So there is that. Yee Haw with a raspberry sound. /s

  • S1AMER

    But it rhymes!

  • The_Wretched

    Must be nice to be so oblivious that mild language in a taco commercial is what needs your attention.

  • Tomcat

    You will NEVER hear that word in church will you.

    • Tomcat

      Or Sunday school.

    • Robert Anthony

      The hypocrisy and false-outrage is strong with this one.

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    H E double hockey sticks

  • Tomcat

    I forgive them, now move on.

  • geoffalnutt

    No. Religion is horribly destructive to impressionable children. They might grow up like you.

  • Rex

    Surprised they didn’t make it T*c* B*ll.

  • They would have a nervous breakdown if they saw this advert. Are you fully marinaded today?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSDQuOPn59s

    • Oh’behr

      That Randy is better than the Randy I dated. Yummy.
      They were both bodybuilders.

  • Tomcat

    Children of today could scare the pants off of you zealots if you heard them alone.

    • Bj Lincoln

      They get off the school bus in front of my house. You can tell who swears with ease and those who are just trying it out. I have had to stop them many time over the years because they would get really loud and foul. I am surprised that in 8 years we only ever heard anything discriminatory toward us 2 or 3 times. Everyone knew we are a couple of married lesbians that fly our flag right next to our American flag.

      • TuuxKabin

        Overheard on NYC/MTA after school packed subway car: “Fuck no, you foul mouthed mother fucker.”

        People DID notice, some laughed, a lot of eye rolls.

  • Cousin Bleh

    “We all know children repeat what they hear.”

    Monica’s just pissed because her children keep repeating, “Make me your bitch! Cum on my face!”

  • Rex

    If children are to hear the word hell it should come from their parents. Like when their parents tell them that’s where they’re going if they don’t do what their parents tell them.

    • Ted.OR

      … or if they don’t stop being homersekshial.

  • Boreal
    • TuuxKabin

      Hillaryous!

  • Henry

    I think they privately envy Iran because they ban stuff

  • Rebecca Gardner

    How dare they say H E Double Hockey Sticks. My fucking virgin ears cannot hear shit like this.

    So, I’m sitting here thinking that I wish I had press credentials just so I could punk Trump. Mr. President, when do you plan on meeting with the President of Puerto Rico.

    Wouldn’t you love to hear him answer that question.

    • Lars Littlefield

      Stop it! Just stop it! I’m falling in love with you. 😉

      • Silver Badger

        Fight it Lars. She’ll only break your heart!

      • D. J.

        Stay away from her twitter then because you will fall head over heels

    • AtticusP

      Trump probably thinks Puerto Rico is one of the businesses that have gotten rid of his daughter’s shitty clothing line.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        I love Puerto Rico. My daughter’s clothes are smash hit at every Puerto Rican Bodega in the country. More people should shop there.

  • Mark

    but you just KNOW what they really mean! /S
    heck = hell
    shoot = shit
    sugar = shit
    fooey = fuck
    fudge = fuck
    durn = damn
    dang = damn

    • Rex

      Really!?
      Wow.
      Shut the front door!

      • Mark

        Clean mouth. Dirty mind.

    • Todd Allis

      When your morning is Heck, just go to Taco Dreck!

      • Robincho

        And when your morning is fucked, go get Taco Trucked!…

        • Todd Allis

          I’d take a taco truck over Taco Bell any day!

    • Oh’behr

      What’s your address. I’m coming over with a clean bar of Dove soap.
      Your Million Mom.
      Hee Hee.

      • Mark

        Help me to understand: you want to come over and put something in my mouth? I’ll leave the door unlocked…..

  • Rex

    Don’t take your kids to church then, they spew the word “hell” all the time!

  • Tomcat

    But the Hardee ads were quite fine for young pubescent children.

    • Oh’behr

      Even I get a bit surprised at Carl Jrs. ads with with buxom women. As though, just have sex with the hamburger, already. Not to be a OMM member though. Wish they had the male version of the ads. Then I’d not be as miffed by the advertising.

  • HZ81

    Jeez, one-million and one of these moms need to get laid. Try the pool boy or one of your sons friends or make of meal of it and teach at a grade school, ladies.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
    • We should bombard their twitter account with saucy adverts. How about this one to start off with?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hijWm9sviSY

      • nocadrummer

        Well, he DOES look better than most of the naked guys at Castro & Market on warm days. And the last time they were out (last Sunday) the only thing they were wearing was boots, hats, and cockrings. All on display in front of the Girl Scouts trying to sell cookies. I guess I should feel fortunate that they weren’t jacking off in front of the girls this time.

        • Paula

          The Girl Scouts should be taught to point and laugh. It’s very effective.

          • Lumpy Gaga

            So is flattery.

            “Oh, you shouldn’t worry about eating a few cookies. You’re totally ripped. Four boxes?”

          • Lumpy Gaga

            “Ever eat a Thin Mint out of a twink’s ass? You don’t know what you’re missing….”

      • Boreal

        I didn’t know they still made that crap.

        • Lumpy Gaga

          Yeah, YOUR MOM went wild for it [mumbletysomething] years ago…

      • Lumpy Gaga

        “A little dab’ll do ya.”

      • Ted.OR

        I am shocked, do you understand, shocked… That they haven’t boycotted Delta Airlines yet. (Or maybe they have, I’ve just been out of the loop) Notice at 0:25.
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6JRidQkWsk

        • That_Looks_Delicious

          Sneaky. I like.

        • Richard, another Canuck

          At about 5 seconds in, the lady gets out of bed with two others sleeping in it. That is all the ‘sauciness’ that I can see in the ad. (normal to me though)

          • Lumpy Gaga

            I think 0:25 was a male-male couple, with one leaving for work, and one still in bed, but it was so dark and murky, one couldn’t tell.

          • That_Looks_Delicious

            I could, but I am a ninja master with the pause button.

          • Ted.OR

            Also helps to view it full-screen.

          • TuuxKabin

            T’was. Subtle.

          • Ted.OR

            Hubby immediately caught that it was a same-sex couple when we first saw the ad on tv. The commenters on YouTube caught it too. Most were supportive, but a few were not: “Is this an ad for an airline, or for LGBT?” What if it had been a male-female couple? Would that make it an ad for “straight”?

            We also started to give it kudos because it looked like a ferret at 0:29. But, it just turned out to be a raccoon.

      • clay

        They’d probably thank you for the research; it’s not as if they actually have panties to even get in a twist.

      • That_Looks_Delicious

        Thank you. Especially thank you at 0:04.

      • AJA

        I want to go to there.

      • JeffreyMGr

        yes please

      • Mark

        Why did I wince when he put the cleaver to the sausages?

        • Oh’behr

          yeah, what if he missed.

          • Mike_in_the_Tundra

            That would be a real tragedy.

    • Gustav2

      It’s not like taking the Lord’s name in vain and breaking a commandment or something.

  • bkmn

    The hell they say.

  • JoeMyGod
    • Tomcat

      m’kay

  • Tomcat

    Hey ladies, pick your battles, Taco Bell loves your children, the NRA not so much.

  • Barry S G

    I would bet that most of those “Million Moms” hear the word hell on Sunday mornings without batting an eyelash, afterall, is that where all us perverted homosexuals are going to end up.

  • KQCA

    A few years ago I was hired to work on a documentary for a religious organization. We went to NYC to film a segment and we all went out to dinner together one night. I wanted to go to Jekyll & Hyde’s but we got to the entrance and the producer objected because the decor shook her faith and rattled her senses.
    Her 14 year old daughter was with her and was she was afraid of the Satanic influence it might have on the poor kid who had been raised in isolation from society. She home schooled her daughter and held a tight leash.

    Fast forward less than 3 years when her daughter was a partying whore out of control.

    It just doesn’t work to impose crazy beliefs on anyone else. These people may choose to live in a cocoon, but beliefs don’t trump reality.

    • PickyPecker

      I used to be friends wil a bunch of college folks, until they bred and did NOT want their children EVER finding out what hell they raised. Too funny. Hopefully their kids (now young adults) are living it up on their own.

      • KQCA

        OMG.. that’s so true.. and probably very common. I went to a Christian college my first two years and both guys and girls broke ties with friends later when they got married and had kids. The history of these people I could reveal, from “holier than thou” gals being desperate enough for a date that they offered up front to “cancel the check” if they got pregnant, and football jocks who were sneaking off to bathhouses while demeaning and berating any effeminate guy on campus. Two of the most promiscuous gals on campus now run evangelical “ministries” devoted to judging and condemning everyone outside their F’d-up circle of nitwits.

        The whole thing is a stewing crock of cat sick.

        • Oh’behr

          That reminds me of Christian abstinence. Anal or oral sex isn’t sex. Yet genital sex is breaking virginity.

    • Lars Littlefield

      Here’s to partying whores everywhere!

  • PickyPecker
  • CottonBlimp

    The guy on the right looks a little too much like Nigel Farage for my comfort.

  • Outlaw Woman

    Letter from a OMM member:
    “Please refrain from using dirty words in your ads, or else we will take our business elsewhere!”

    Proper response from Taco Bell:
    “Fuck you.”

    • 2patricius2

      Another note to OMM member: “Oh, hell! We fucked up. We shouldn’t say shit like that.”

    • Gustav2

      What? Taco Bell didn’t say it in Mexican?

  • 2patricius2

    But it’s okay to threaten everyone to hell in their churches? OMM obviously has nothing better to do. Maybe they could just go to the White House and watch all the news shows with the Donald, and help him keep notes. Cause it’s obvious he has nothing better to do, either.

    • i damn you for beating me to it. hell is great in church, on their website when they talk about people they don’t like, it’s all over the place in their hole-ee book.

      i have so many funny stories about times at the Bell. there’s one that isn’t too far from me, i should go have a burrito and maybe a “mexican pizza.” and let them know why i’m eating their F-grade beef garbage again, after giving it up b/c scary reasons.

      • 2patricius2

        There’s a New Testament Church down the street from me. They have a new message flashing sign in front of their church. In one message, they say to bring your children to the church. Then they say you have a choice, heaven (picture of nice garden) or hell (flashing flames). When a friend of mine saw that sign, he said sarcastically, “what a message to give to little children!”

  • Jay George
  • Xiao Ai

    Please don’t make me eat there. I worked at Taco Bell years ago as a manager. #neveragain

    • PickyPecker

      I ate there once back in the 80’s….and it was not my choice as as was with a group of people. YUK!

    • Lars Littlefield

      Suddenly you have my undying respect. A thousand apologies.

    • i dated a manager once. the stories i heard are the reason why i gave up eating there. whoa!

      but like i said, i’d buy a mexican pizza, and maybe give it to my dog. that’s a nice compromise.

      • Paula

        What is that meat-like substance that they use in the food?

        • let’s put it this way, the actual meat you eat at taco bell is made from much, much smaller animals than a cow. the rest is that “meat-like” stuff that is made from the by-products from factories that make hair color and plastic dishes.

          • Oh’behr

            Oh no, I ate there last year. At least I had chicken. Which I probably do not want to know about.

            Usually I go for vegetarian fare there.

  • Who’s the queen on the right?

    • Lumpy Gaga

      The backstabbing suckup who gets the promotion over schlubby Everyman.

      It’s a Jesse Helms campaign commercial from beyond the grave.

  • Lars Littlefield

    If they protested and boycotted Taco Bell for selling poisonous consumables,I just might approve. But, no. They’re more worried about words they don’t like. May they all end up as taco meat for the grinder.

    • MBear

      Taco bell is bad…but that’d probably make it worse

  • Jamie_Johnson

    The million-pound mom is just worried about someone else mentioning her future home.

  • FAEN

    HELL HELL HELL

    Fuck you OMM.

  • coram nobis

    O Tempura, O S’mores!

  • Pollos Hermanos
    • Lumpy Gaga

      Happy Cinco de Mayo!

    • Oh’behr

      Ouch. I empathize. I had IBS when I was a kid.

  • Paula

    HE 🏒🏒

  • Richard Rush

    “When your morning is hell, just go to Taco Bell.”

    When your morning’s not swell, just tell those Moms to go to hell.

  • T-Batwoman

    O/T: It is sunny and 70 in Northern CO, just got back from exercising outside, life is wonderful. Then I remember drumpf…..

    • TuuxKabin

      He’s hard to forget. Damn him.

      • T-Batwoman

        working on my post workout Sea Salt Caramel Gelato…….yummmmm, fuck drumpf.

        • TuuxKabin

          Ramen to that!

  • Clive Johnson
    • Boreal

      We used to have that magnet on the fridge.

      • clay

        but now it’s fallen?

        • Boreal

          Not sure what happened to it.

      • Clive Johnson

        We still do!

  • Jon Doh

    I hope Taco Bell’s newest spicy taco is called The Hell Fire taco, and It’s a big seller.

    • Nowhereman

      “Would you like some brimstone with that Hell Fire?”

    • MonochromeMouse

      The Devil’s Spunk Burrito

      • Capritaur

        Well, that explains the discharge.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Sour cream and Sriracha sauce.

        Trademark it.

        You’re welcome.

    • Paula

      The Taco Bell Hellfire and Damnation Special. Two tacos, two burritos, and two drinks for $6.66. For a limited time only.

      • Oh’behr

        I use to get a receipt for $6.66 back in the 1990s for Chinese takeout. I loved teasing people about it. I ate the Devil’s food today. Bwahahaha. Though it was the food with MN Sales tax. So one could say it was government involvement.

  • Nowhereman

    Oh good grief! These freaks need to get a life.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Hell, hell is hell and kids with parents like this live in hell.

  • FancyThat

    It ain’t the language. It’s copyright protection. Hell belongs to the Holy Bible. Millions of Moms knows that. Once you start lettin’ any ol’ taco joint use sacred Biblical words on national television, well, all hell could break loose. MOMs wants Taco Bell to get a good ass-kickin’ for using Biblical words in prime time television. And ass is purely Biblical too, FYI. Merry Christmas.

  • Lazycrockett

    Oh Fuck Off.

  • Richard B

    Interesting – I normally don’t eat at Taco Bell, but after reading this, I am going to go support them:-)

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Buy it but don’t eat it!

  • teeveedub

    Dear OMM:

    Here’s a shopping site that I think you’ll like you desperately need:

    http://www.goodvibes.com/s

    Love,
    A concerned citizen

    • Rebecca Gardner

      I have like 4 full Good Vibrations loyalty cards. I need to go get a new toy. 🙂

      • best price in the country for my wand.

        • Rebecca Gardner

          Hitachi Magic Wand, or, as I call it, God’s Gift To Women.

    • clay

      I’d think Divine Interventions would be more appropriate for them.

  • Michael R

    They aren’t going to like these new to go bags :

    https://s27.postimg.org/562gr2web/eat_a_fucking_taco.jpg

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Christ! What a bunch of snowflakes!

  • Snarkaholic

    I’m sure that they also object to the words: piss, dung, whore, testicles, etc….
    …so the Bible must also be banned!

    • Clive Johnson

      Indeed.

      And I wonder how they deal with this passage: Ezekiel 23:20 : There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were the size of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

      • TuuxKabin

        Oh my goodness.

        • gaymex1

          Finally, a biblical phrase that I can stitch on my comforter.

          • TuuxKabin

            Reminds me of an aunt’s sewing circle, the MIzFitz as a group, their sewing circle was called stitching n’ bitching.

          • gaymex1

            I have vague childhood memories of my grandmother and several of her friends around a big loom for a quilting bee. They made some beautiful down comforters/quilts and I wish I could snuggle up in one of those amazing creations tonight. Memories of a much simpler time.

          • TuuxKabin

            My aunt, mom’s sister, made a quilt for me. I don’t remember anything about it except their story. She: angry I chewed the damn thing to shreds. My mom: indifferent to her sister’s resentment to me. They fought tooth and nail, was like watching a family feud. Whew. I fell from that tree and rolled as far as I could away. But yes, a snuggle with a comfortable, familiar quilt can be very gratifying.

            I just came upon a photo of a shop on Calle 59 x 60 y 62 IIRC, of TuuxKabin. Gift shop. I don’t know how to patch a photo into here, other stuff, easy. If and when I find out I’ll put it into a comment/reply to you.

            Hope you’re finding some comfort from this crisis in, what I remember, the graciousness of la gente. There is/was such a comfort level for me with the locals in Yucatan.

            We’ve been looking for our señora, Mexican woman who sells such good chili rellenos, castillas en mole rojo y tacos dorado from her Coleman cooler. I’ve often been concerned about her status. We haven’t seen her in a week or more, and hope she’s just laying low for a bit.

            We’re dedicated to assisting in an underground railroad if it comes to that. We have room for two. Both our fathers left their country to come here because of strife at home. Ireland and Mexico Conoces los San Patricios, no? Both our dad’s named Joe (mine Jesus, but gringoized to Joe), hence his avatar “2guysnamedjoe” we’re the spirit of our fathers.

            Pax.

      • Snarkaholic

        Do they even know that verse exists? Most of them don’t read the Bible.

      • Silver Badger

        I think she was being used as a bad example.

        • Clive Johnson

          That’s cover story. Every other dude wanted to know where they could meet her.

      • M Jackson

        I never knew it was such a bodice-ripper.

        • Clive Johnson

          lol

  • tim870

    It seems to me that Taco Bell has spoken and the DON’T want your business!

  • That’s clever. Kudos to the creative team. And like children haven’t heard that word. Adults are hilarious. What happens to adults that makes them forget what they were like as children or even teenagers (or even young adults). I can’t tell you how many times people will go on a rant about crap like this and I knew them as kids and knew they knew that word already (because they taught it to me). It’s ridiculous. I get that there are things that are age inappropriate for children but it’s not like this is hardcore porn or something. It’s a word that actual adults AND children use every day.

    • Bryan

      Never understood that either, it’s not THAT fucking hard to remember your upbringing and unless you’re a complete moron or a sociopath, remember what your family did right ‘and’ wrong and remember it in reference to current events. “OH, right! Lying is bad! I’d have remembered that if I’d ever paid any attention to what’s happened to me!”

  • DaveMiller135

    Dear 1 Million Moms or, really, one woman chainsmoking in a gigantic muumuu, mind your own fucking business.

    • M Jackson

      One dozen gals who meet periodically in Connie’s garage.

  • clay

    But, Pat Benatar told me hell is for children.

    • edrex

      oh. i always thought that hell WAS children.

      • greenmanTN

        They really can be little jerks.

        That Shirley Temple bullshit you pull when you’re in a good mood? It isn’t fooling anybody.

        • Silver Badger

          Nature uses hormones to keep new parents from killing them in the first 6 months. Even then it doesn’t always work. The only reason most teenagers survive is because they quickly become larger than their parents. There’s often more of them too. I had three teenagers at home at one time, back when I still had hair.

          • greenmanTN

            Is that a peen under your towel? I’m just asking for a friend.

          • Silver Badger

            Oh yes. My breeder period lasted long enough for kids. When their mother and I broke up, I took the kids.

          • greenmanTN

            First off, I am so glad you responded because on the iPad I can’t go back and change a post and that missing L was driving me nuts! Goddamnit, I made ANOTHER typo but I can’t change it until somebody responds!

            Huffy moment over.

            I had a different experience. I was walking home after getting porked and it suddenly hit me, this isn’t something I do, it’s something I am, I’m gay! And I really was a teenage Jezebel.

            http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qTB_Obxfc_M/U1alibQ5FAI/AAAAAAAABW8/zsvBRnIJeDU/s1600/1186716_621555871251645_1301525723_n.jpg

            Given how somewhat straightlaced I am now, you would never know that I was a teenage hussy!

          • Silver Badger

            If memory serves, and it may not, Ralph Waldo Emerson said: “I feared to be liberal when young as I did not want to be conservative when old.” More likely a paraphrase than a direct quote.

          • greenmanTN

            There is a quote often falsely attributed to Winston Churchill: “If You Are Not a Liberal at 25, You Have No Heart. If You Are Not a Conservative at 35 You Have No Brain.”

            Fuck that. Not having a heart is a lifelong condition and it does not improve with age.

            https://youtu.be/zA9SAGNJiB8

          • greenmanTN

            That isn’t my experience, but I think I might have been a good dad, though maybe a bit Addam’s Family. I figure it’s inevitable that you will try to fix the things you didn’t like in your own upbringing, but fuck it up in entitely new ways.

            (I already admitted I’m a pessimist!)

          • greenmanTN

            Entirely, dammit!

          • greenmanTN

            I was pretty lucky in the parenting department. My dad only hit me once (a slap) which I kind of deserved, and I pulled a scalpel out of my brother’s high school dissection kit.

            My mother came in later and said “Well I hope you’re happy because you made your daddy cry! Now go apologize to him!” So we ended up crying on each other’s shoulders.

        • edrex

          It’s all Baby Jane underneath.

          • greenmanTN

            I was the late accident, the youngest child on either side of my family. The first time I met children of my own age was the first day of school.

            “You have got to be kidding me!” 😉

      • Craig Howell

        Sartre was the first to observe that hell was other people’s children.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      “They blacken your eyes, and then ‘pologize”

      That cracks me up every time.

    • M Jackson

      And then she promptly asked to be hit with your best shot.
      File under “mixed messages in pop music”.

    • Stogiebear

      I thought that was Swiss boarding schools.

  • greenmanTN

    I just wish my life was so protected that someone saying “hell” even registered on my radar.

    • Silver Badger

      You’d be bored.

      • greenmanTN

        You’re right. I’m much happier when I get to bitch about things.

  • Robert Adams

    “If Taco Bell wants our business, it must no longer use foul language in its ads.”

    The hell you say.

  • edrex

    all of this over a fucking burrito.

  • JT

    One Million Moms: Taco Bell Says “Hell” In Their New Commercial And They Must Be Stopped

    It’s good to know that they disapprove of biblical language.

    • Michael R

      Burn all Bibles !!!

  • WiscoJoe

    When my morning is hell, it’s usually because I foolishly ate Taco Bell late the night before.

  • Michael R
  • vorpal

    Taco Bell
    Will make you smell
    Like your bowels
    Are the Pits of Hell.

    Truth in advertising.

  • JWC

    Gee if kids repeat what they herar do they also follow their parents bigotry

  • Frank Conway

    HILARIOUS! Christianity made up the entire concept of HELL and now they are offended by the word. Please go to heaven- oh by the way that requires you to die first.

  • Hey OMM, how’s this for bad language? GO FUCK YOURSELVES.

  • What the actual FUCK?

  • Raising_Rlyeh

    I guess kids shouldn’t go to church either since hell is mentioned at churches.

  • Octoberfurst

    The women at One Million Moms really, really need to get a life. They are upset over the world “hell” in a commercial? Seriously? I had no idea they were such fragile little snowflakes.

  • greenmanTN

    He looks like he’s seeing a big dick for the first time.

    Tone it down a bit, Charlene, act like it’s an everyday occurrence.

  • FancyThat
  • M Jackson

    They reserve exclusive rights to tell your kids about hell.

  • Skokieguy [Larry]
  • whollyfool

    Who has so little to worry about in their lives that this could possibly merit a thought?

  • Duck

    In the future, all restaurants are Taco Bell.

  • Kenster999

    They decided to rhyme their brand name with “hell”? That seems foolish to me… what could possibly go wrong?

    • Maggie 4NoH8

      I’ve called Taco Bell “Taco Hell” for years simply do to gastric woe

  • Oh’behr

    Hello must be stopped. It says Hell first !!!
    … eeek!

  • Greg in Oz

    How ridiculous

  • wds

    Based on twitter snarls – methinks these “ladies” have a much larger swearing vocabulary than they pretend. Oh, and BTW How’s that boycott of Target going? Disney?

  • Dean Cameron

    Hell is a place.
    Although us Liberal Elitists might think of it as a Spiritual Condition!

    • andrew

      Where is this place called hell?

  • MDixon34

    I’m on board. Let’s boycott all places that use the word “hell.” Churches, you’re on notice.

  • D. J.

    So, white Jeebus is sending us to heck after we die? Wherein the hell is heck? Please don’t tell me it’s in Mississippi.

  • teedofftaxpayer

    I’m surprise the 5 old bags haven’t complained about HALLMARK’S new ad with two guys kissing for Valentine’s Day.

  • Piona O.

    fucking hell, give me some of those breakfast burritos

  • SDG

    And in Israel… we say FUCK and SHIT and all sorts of nasty words on TV… and no one says… um… SHIT about it.

  • Bryan

    When you’re out there fighting and dying on the battlefield, just remember what the M.P.A.A. says: Deplorable, Horrific violence is OKAY as long as nobody says any naughty words!!! -Nixon salute-

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  • Jay Squires

    I wonder if OMM ever dropped a boycott on Carl’s Junior. Hell is an acceptable word used in discussions both divine and profane. There is no proper purpose for big boobed bimbos covered in ketchup.

  • Our world has simply gotten too coarse for the delicate flowers of the OMM. I wonder if they’ve considered leaving it? Like, soon.

  • mark99k

    Ohforfucksake. I was gonna skip this entirely but ended up watching the clip and found it, well, adorable. Having never set foot inside a Taco Bell I doubt I’m the target audience, but this clip almost gave me the urge to patronize one. If the Million Twats really are aghast at this restrained, almost genteel use of the H-word, in what seems to be a very sweet, empathetic jingle, then it’s them who are the enemies of decency (and more importantly, of freedom).

  • crankyd

    So I guess “grab them by the PUSSY” and various other profanities spewed by their hero is just fine and dandy, but if some horrible corporation uses the benign word “Hell,” then the end of the world is nigh.
    Butthurt hand-wringing cunts that should have been sterilized at their first menstruation, before littering the Earth with their precious snowflake cunt-dumps.

  • jm2

    I wonder what their reaction would have been if instead it was, “Cuando tu mañana sea un infierno, sólo ve a Taco Bell.”?

  • Stephanie Corbitt

    Yeah, because actually teaching your children what is inappropriate and taking responsibility of their own kids is *way* too much.

  • wds

    Poor Walnuts – big on talk, but folds like paper when the votes actually come … SMH. He really needs to retire to one of his – How many mansions now?