FRC Reacts To “Outrageous” Florist Ruling By Renewing Call For Trump To Legalize Anti-LGBT Discrimination

SUPER SADZ! Via press release:

Family Research Council (FRC) expressed outrage after the Washington State Supreme Court issued a ruling today that puts at risk the home and personal assets of Barronelle Stutzman, a florist shop owner who told two men that she’d be happy to sell them flowers but couldn’t — in good conscience — arrange them for a wedding ceremony that violated her faith.

Of the decision, Family Research Council President Tony Perkins said: “The Washington State Supreme Court’s ruling tramples on our nation’s long held tradition of respecting the freedom of Americans to follow their deeply held beliefs, especially when it comes to participating in activities and ceremonies that so many Americans consider sacred.

“The court also ignored an opportunity to reaffirm the basic principle that the government may not trample on the constitutional rights of free speech and the free exercise of religion. These rights do not stop at the door of your local church, and instead extend to every area of a religious person’s life. The government has no authority to force Americans like Barronelle Stutzman to engage in speech and events with which they morally disagree.

“Americans were told repeatedly that redefining marriage would have little impact on their lives. Yet now courts are seeking to drive families from their businesses – and now today even their homes as the result of crippling government imposed fines designed to force them to deny their faith.

“Barronelle knew her customer and friend identified as gay, yet happily served him for years; she just didn’t want to be involved in his wedding. But the ACLU and the Washington State government couldn’t stand this, and decided to make an example out of her. Cultural elites may succeed in convincing judges to strip away the livelihoods of people but the elites continue to face a losing battle at the ballot box and in the court of public opinion.

“The Supreme Court must correct this gross injustice and we urge President Trump to sign an executive order protecting religious freedom to ensure the federal government does not engage in the same discriminatory behavior as rogue states like Washington. Americans of all backgrounds have suffered the loss of their religious freedoms because of Obama-era policies. The time to protect religious freedom is now,” concluded Perkins.

  • Pollos Hermanos
    • bkmn

      Ted Shoebutt having his hourly seizure?

      • Hourly? The new meds must be working…

      • Ian

        Wait IS that shoebat?

        • Todd20036

          Yup. Sad, no?

          • Chucktech

            No, unhinged is more like it.

          • Ian

            Dude. He’s gay tho, right?

      • kaydenpat

        LOL!! Too harsh.

      • Uncle Mark

        He just saw his mom on a chicks with dicks website. “OMG…that means that my Oedipal obsessions point to a latent homosexuality and self-loathing.” Either that or he just saw bare ankles

    • Lazycrockett

      He’s just upset that everyone thinks Rey is a Mary Sue.

    • Todd20036

      Hey, he has a tattoo on his arm. Doesn’t Leviticus say a thing or two about that?

    • Paula

      His mom must have had to come in and clean his bedroom. Sad!

    • Clive Johnson

      “I told mom she has no business installing that Purity Website blocking software on my computer!”

    • KarenAtFOH

      There goes another gaydar unit, blown to hell…

      • Uncle Mark

        Geez…if he keeps flapping his hands like that at the wrist, he’ll be airborne

    • safari

      So that’s his O face.

    • TheManicMechanic

      Sinking slowly on that huge buttplug by the looks of it.

    • Bob Conti

      Jazz Hands!

  • bambinoitaliano

    Right on time, the religion scammer selling his non product to idiots who are willing to pay and support his family luxurious lifestyle.

  • Bill

    Maybe your Bestie Trump can overrule the judiciary, Perky Perkins?

  • Gest2016

    Let’s see … a fixation on gays, flowers, a propensity for dramatics … Tony Perkins is the queeniest bigot of them all. And sorry Tony, you’ll be dead long before you can kill us.

    • Todd20036

      I think the shirtless bigots in France are queenier.

      • Gest2016

        They’re certainly hotter.

    • Chuck in NYC

      You left out an addiction to luxurious hair coloring reminiscent of a well-groomed spaniel.

  • bkmn

    It will come down to Tony Duggar PerKKKins vs. Trump’s lovely and desirable daughter Ivanka. Who do you think will win?

  • coram nobis
  • Lazycrockett
    • Todd20036

      State of Intoxication is one.
      What’s the other?

      • Gustav2

        State of confusion.

    • Ian

      “…or whatever” she added.

    • Jay George

      I thought Nikki Haley was going to be busy taking names of countries being mean to her.

    • kaydenpat

      But Trump does not. Alrighty then.

    • Chucktech

      Oooo, that’s not what Donnie told Bibi…

      • safari

        Maybe Pence has another Amendment 25 ally.

    • Menergy

      uh-oh…!!! The spittle will begin immediately…..

    • BobSF_94117

      Haley wants out.

  • james1200

    O/T but this has been all over my Facebook and it’s amazing and now I’m dying to see a real movie based on Melania’s life as an alleged hooker so I had to share.

    • KCMC

      “Available in bookstores and bus terminals everywhere.” HA

      • james1200

        “Available in easy to read type, with no big words!” did me in!

  • ocelot

    “Deeply held beliefs” caused 9/11.

    Not to mention a lot of the world’s continuing challenges.

  • Nic Peterson

    Cheetolini hasn’t had a very good time with our third branch of government…

  • ChrisInKansas

    So is it religion that trumps all and you must bow down to it, or is it Trump that trumps all and you must bow down to him? Please tell me what to do, Republicans, I’m so confused!

    • You only “bow down” if there’s a glory hole involved, dear.

  • barracks9

    Shut your gaping maw, you mewling fraud, you charlatan, you fucking dime-store mountebank. You have the blood of good people on your hands for all time.

    I have had another fucking shit week in a series of epically bad months, so the last thing I – or any of us need – is the endless screed that spews forth from this motherfucking SOB.

    To close, Tony – go fuck yourself. And then fuck right off forever, out of our fucking lives. Do us all a favor, and just fuck the fuck off.

    • And I thought you were doing so well on the new meds…. LOL!

      • barracks9

        I wish!

    • Jay George

      I sympathize, I truly do. *internet hug*

      • barracks9


    • Stogiebear

      Shakespeare ain’t got nothin’ on you, son!

    • BudClark

      Thank YOU, Barracks 9!!

      x 10,000 to YOU, Tony PerKKKins!!!

      Maybe if you got a “tuck and tighten,” your best butt buddy forever (David Duke) might be interesting in rogering you a little more often. The insertor falling out of the receptor tends to be a BIT distracting.

  • Tawreos

    He says she is risking her home and business for a $1,000.00 fine and $1.00 in court costs. Against this there is fund being raised for that is over $174,000.00. Yeah how will this poor women be able to get by?

    • FAEN

      Grifters For Jeebus gonna grift.

    • kaydenpat

      So she’s actually making money from being a bigot. Nice to know.

    • Uncle Mark

      Yep…so she’s a con-artist for Jeebus, just like Tony. Shouldn’t there be a quickening soon, where they kill each other off because there can only be one?

      • Tawreos

        I wish

    • wmforr

      Oh yeah! There’s good money in refusing service for religious reasons. Can I make $ 174,000 if I refuse to serve Jews because they reject Jesus?

  • HZ81

    LULZ, just going thru their Twitter feed and there’s only a couple tweets over the last few weeks that broke 10 RTs.

    This is a really small family.

  • Mike__in_Houston

    And not only that, asshole, but the court ruling was UNANIMOUS. So go to hell.

  • PickyPecker
  • Smokey

    For the nth time, arranging flowers, baking a cake, snapping photographs, vacuuming the carpet, etc. is not “participating” in the wedding! It is providing a service to a paying ( or in dTrump’s case, non-paying) customer. Why is this so difficult?

  • vorpal

    Justice for Barronelle.
    Purely to help her cut her pretty little flowers, of course.

  • Joe in PA

    O/T…anyone know of a cat-remover? I’m trying to do my taxes. Sheesh.

    • PickyPecker
      • Hue-Man

        Pepé Le Pew, not to be confused with his green namesake.

        • Todd20036

          Le Pew could never be a RWNJ’s mascot. He’s too much into love.

    • vorpal

      No. Bad human! We will stand up to your persecation!

    • JT

      Just trying to make sure you take all your deductions.

      • Joe in PA

        LOL, I was calling him my “blotter” because he would step on the ink.

    • DoctorDJ

      I hear they make good fly swatters. Grab ’em by the tail, and THWACK!!!

      (Sorry, all you cat people. I’m highly allergic, and a good cat is one that stays away from me…)

    • kaydenpat

      Kitty is trying to tell you that like Trump, you shouldn’t be paying any taxes. Get with the program.

    • Oh, Parker

      I use a cat toy app on my Android with my needy kitty that works perfectly, until she gets bored with it. YouTube cat videos with birds are also quite effective.

    • BobSF_94117

      He’s trying to tell you you left off one dependent in your calculations.

    • whollyfool


  • FAEN


    Go fuck yourself.

    • teeveedub

      Yes, but he has a firmly held belief that incestuous pedophiles are A-OK in Gawd’s eyes.

  • Boreal
  • kirtanloorii

    YAY! SADZ! My favorite articles!

  • Ninja0980

    Oh fuck off Tony.

  • Scribble Writer 🌹 ☭

    The rats are asking the sinking ship’s captain to help them throw rocks at another boat

  • coram nobis

    These are a few of my favorite things.

  • Boreal
  • Ninja0980

    Tony is aware that one of the judges in this ruling against Baronelle wrote the majority option upholding gay marriage bans in WA right?

    • oh wow! that’s gotta sting. thanks for the footnote, Ninja.

  • Boreal

    Why does he need dump to do something? Why can’t he ask his omnipotent imaginary friend?

    • Tawreos

      He doesn’t really want either of them to do anything. If he gets what he says he wants then there is no reason for him to keep fundraising.

      • Boreal

        I know but I would love to ask him to his face?

    • Chucktech

      Because he knows his omnipotent imaginary friend is imaginary. He knows.

      #notmypresident, on the other hand, is actually a thing.

  • Henry Auvil
  • Matt

    Can we just get rid of religion altogether? The world we be better off without it entirely. View it as a relic of a time when people weren’t smart enough to understand things and needed “magic” to explain it all away and to feel better.

    • Matthew Delemos

      We might be able to dump organized religion at some point, but I doubt we’ll ever get rid of spirituality.

      • shivadog

        I’d settle for that.

  • The Sentinel


  • Rebecca Gardner

    In other news, fuck this bitch!
    I really hate Republicans. They hate everything and want the world to be as miserable as they are.

    • Clive Johnson

      It’s a tough job for Democrats. They’re trying to force conservatives to address the contradictions in their belief systems, contradictions that would go unnoticed by them otherwise.

    • HKDaniel

      Short version – “I’m rich and *I* don’t have to worry about that, so why should I care?”

    • Todd20036

      Women have their quislings too. I’ve got mine, fuck you.

  • Michael R

    Judge finds probable cause to charge Christie over Bridgegate

  • Tom (wpg)

    Oh, sniveling fool, go to your corner and do your sniveling!

  • Henry Auvil

    Tony, I’m sure your gay florist is happy to take your money too. But believe me, honey–the flowers at your funeral will be on the house.

  • gaymex1

    “…knew her customer and friend identified as gay…”
    ahh, nothing like genuine friendship…true blue.

  • Lazycrockett
    • Mike__in_Houston

      After a dry spell, the reasons to start buying popcorn again are starting to come fast and furious. Now, who wants to play drop the soap in the shower with Christie?

      • Todd20036

        Krispie would come to the trial just for the popcorn alone

      • Jay George

        Even the soap is horrified at the thought.

      • Xiao Ai

        There’s been a dry spell? Why wasn’t I informed of this?

        • Mike__in_Houston

          Well, not exactly dry, but just a period when I wasn’t enjoying paying attention. It started, oh, sometime last November; I forget the exact date…

    • billbear1961
    • kaydenpat

      YASSSSS!! Christie is going down.

    • safari

      Can we jail him in a ball pit for the lols?

  • Ian

    And I have a deeply held belief that Tony Perkkkins hangs out at turnpike rest stops and services all comers. It’s just a thing I believe. PROVE ME WRONG!

  • JT
  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    What if I walked in with my female friend to buy flowers for ‘our’ wedding. We pick them up but actually use them for a same sex wedding. Its simply our choice of product usage, her involvement was identical whether she knew in advance or not.

    Just because she was told by this couple what they intended to do with her product, how does it in any way change her ‘participation’ in the event? The only difference in the two scenarios is her knowledge about how her product will be used.

    This would sort of like buying a car from a car dealer and later using it to drive to a gay bar. Have we forced our lifestyle down the dealer’s throat (the fundies favorite phrase) just because of our use of the product after purchase? The dealer of course has no control over our use of the car, but this is essentially what Baronelle and Tonnette want to legislate.

    [Back to florists – maybe same sex couples need to do this with the cooperation of an opposite gender friend and order flowers for a wedding without disclosing it a same sex event. After the wedding, post photos to the florist’s Facebook page or Yelp review raving about how beautiful the flowers are and sit back and watch the fun]

    • Gustav2

      If you go into a mattress store…

    • Walter Maerlyn

      There you go again, using facts and logic. 🙂

  • TheManicMechanic

    Fuck your “faith.”

  • billbear1961

    And will we be able to turn YOU away, you two-faced FRAUD, you and your ilk, because YOU offend OUR deeply held religious or philosophical beliefs?!

    Christer HYPOCRITE!!

  • coram nobis

    Something suitably upbeat and triumphant (note the cat at 3:20).

    • ChrisMorley

      Lovely Irish tune and all, but ‘upbeat and triumphant?’
      Second verse, in English:

      I’m incessantly sorrowing each day,

      Lamenting sorely and showing signs of tears

      As the lively lad has been separated from me

      And no news from him is told, my sadness.

      • KCMC

        PLease, have that missing lively lad call.

      • coram nobis

        It’s a commemoration of a hero, one who probably won’t be returning. Still, it’s a lively arrangement, in a major key.

  • Gustav2

    She was not involved in the wedding, she wasn’t even invited.

  • Jay George

    Are they so afraid because they have something so dark in their own hearts that they project their evil onto everyone else?

  • Blake Mason

    OT – No one wants sit next to Tiffany Trump at fashion week.

    • Tiffany Trump… Fashion Weak… no, that’s not a typo.

    • Dagoril

      No one wants to sit next to her when it’s not Fashion Week, either.

    • Reality.Bites

      Fuck whoopi Goldberg. Is there any bigoted piece of shit she won’t embrace?

  • T-Batwoman

    Blah, blah, hate, blah, blah, persecution, blah, blah blah blah. Sorry, I channeled my inner Alex Lifeson for a second there 😉

  • AtticusP

    These people are so ridiculous.

    If the Jesus they profess to believe in were alive today and was a florist, who among them (if they’re being honest) would think that he would refuse service to another human being?

    These people are hateful bigots masquerading as decent Christians. Fuck all of them. Especially the grifter, Tony PerKKKins.

  • geoffalnutt

    Clearly “good conscience” has nothing at all to do with religion.

    • Walter Maerlyn

      Having either one often seems to negate the need for the other.

  • Mark

    you know he had to be a screamy kind of little kid…

  • DoctorDJ
  • Gene Perry

    Seriously, don’t these people understand the word “unconstitutional”?

  • kevin vincent

    Tony get over it Ivanka killed that bill possibly the one behind it leaking

  • Ben in Oakland

    Toni, dear. That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works. Trumpee’s powers in this matter are quite limited, and he has already indicated he doesn’t care.
    And what about that ever-lasting republican mantra about state’s rights?

  • StraightGrandmother

    Thank you GOOD people of Washinton State!
    May you be an example and inspire MORE States to become rogue States 🤗

    • Gene

      have not seen you much in a while….its VERY good to do so.


  • Lumpy Gaga

    “And I won’t forget to put roses on your grave….”

  • TimJ

    Baloney Tony, this case had nothing to do with Obergafell, the Washington state law predated Obergafell. I do feel a bit sorry for the flower lady however, she got sucked into being the test case and poster child for the cause the “Alliance Defending Freedom”, they lost. And none of her so smart Christian lawyers thought to tell her to structure her business in a form to limit liability, now all of her assets appear to be at risk. Sadz!

    • Ninja0980

      She was willing to let herself be used as a pawn, I have no pity for her that the queen and king have left in the dust.

      • TimJ

        “A bit” I said a bit. But not really.

      • Reality.Bites

        I have pity for her.

        I think it’s a pity she’s alive

    • ChrisMorley

      The fine and costs were only $1001. She has a huge GoFundMe grift operation worth over $174,000.00.

      Pure Profit from Bigotry = $172,999.

      • TimJ

        Thanks, I’d heard the penalty was much larger. Teach me not to listen to ADF.

        • BobSF_94117

          The cake bakers in next door OR had a huge fine.

  • 2patricius2

    Barronelle thinks she is royalty and should get what she wants. She doesn’t think she should obey the laws, like the peasantry.

    • BobSF_94117

      She must get a cut of the profits.

  • Frostbite

    It’s my firmly held belief that all nazi-bigots should be resting at the bottom of the ocean. Why are you suppressing my firmly held beliefs???

  • kaydenpat

    “Americans of all backgrounds have suffered the loss of their religious freedoms because of Obama-era policies.”

    It’s horrifying that Christianists equate religious freedom with the right to discriminate. This is how their ancestors justified slavery and Jim Crow. Disgusting people.

  • Fairy Larry

    Tell the god fucks we are gonna nail them to that useless broken cross they cower behind

  • Walter Maerlyn

    Everything he ever says boils down to this…

    It’s hard to win when one part of an argument cancels out its other part.

  • Poor Tony. So upset! Let’s send him some pansies.

  • kareemachan

    I’m watching the drumpster “speak” and a couple of things jump out at me:
    1. He’s on drugs.
    2. He doesn’t comprehend the Constitution.
    3. He’s a horse’s ass.

    ETA: he just said that we should let him do what he wants to. And, what he said during his campaign doesn’t count.

    My head hurts. Can I sue him for an aneurysm?

    • Tiger Quinn


  • Blake J Butler

    yes this church is real, it is legit, it is absolutely all that it claims to be. Link to their homesite.….jpg

    • This can’t be real can it? It’s so funny!

      • Walter Maerlyn

        I think it’s real. Methodists, in my experience, are almost entirely unpredictable.

        • Johnny Wyeknot

          I was when I was.

      • Chris H.

        Yes they are. They’ve had other clever message boards as well as per their website.

  • Mark McGovern

    It was outrageous alright: 9 to 0. It’s overwhelmingly outrageously evident she broke the fucking law.

  • Tomcat

    Religious crusaders want to take the world back to those good old days of christian dominance of everyone. If they get their way I will be one of the first sacrifices to try and stop them.

  • joe ho

    Tony’s such a snowflake. So easily triggered by ssm.

  • FAEN


    This is scary as shit.

    • Walter Maerlyn

      Invalid URL, it needs a space before http.

      Unfortunately Disqus truncates URLs so it can’t be followed manually either.

  • Rex

    Who do we want to hate?
    The Gays!
    When do we want to hate?

    • Nowhereman

      I would only quibble that “now” should read “forever”.

  • juanjo54

    “The Washington State Supreme Court’s ruling tramples on our nation’s long held tradition of respecting the freedom of Americans to follow
    their deeply held beliefs, especially when it comes to participating in
    activities and ceremonies that so many Americans consider sacred.”

    No Tony, that’s not how this works. If it did then Mormons would all have multiple sister wives. The courts have ruled that secular law can trump behaviours where they is a legitimate secular purpose. This is why we cannot drag you out in the public square and stone you to death Tony for violating the religious laws in Leviticus. It is why we cannot do the same to Kim Davis for adultery.

    And when it comes to the florist – she was not invited to the wedding or to officiate at the wedding. She was hired to do a floral arrangement for which she would be compensated. A transaction she routinely engages in for pecuniary gain. The last I checked flowers are NOT a religious requirement of any Christian sect in order to consecrate a marriage.

    Not to mention Tony, your claim violates the words of the Apostle Paul in 1 Corinthians 5:9-13:

    I wrote to you in my letter not to associate with sexually immoral people, not at all meaning the people of this world who are immoral, or the greedy and swindlers, or idolaters. In that case you would have to leave this world. But now I am writing to you that you must not associate with anyone who claims to be a brother or sister but is sexually immoral or greedy, an idolater or slanderer, a drunkard or swindler. Do not even eat with such people.

    What business is it of mine to judge those outside the church? Are you not to judge those inside? God will judge those outside. “Expel the wicked person from among you.”

  • HZ81

    Watching Orange Julius’ press conference. Good Christ, I can’t with this stupid fucking country electing this stupid, stupid fucking clown. Shameful. He hailed huge crowd numbers for an event that happens Saturday.

    I can’t. Where’s my martini and Virginia Slims?

    • He’s still going on. He just talked about “Gina” again. Sex is on his mind. That man is manic and needs mood stabilizers. He needs to cut down on whatever the hell is is on. God Save the United States of America.

      • kareemachan

        I think he’s on drugs now. He wasn’t during the campaign….

        • LOL! I hope this is an “Eddi Haskellism” on your part. I think its drugs that got him elected! And meth usage in “rust belt” states among Trump voters! Thanks for making me crack up today, seriously.

    • William

      Trump is completely loopy. Are there men in white coats waiting just offstage, ready to cart him to the looney bin?

      • Nowhereman

        Not until he signs all the bills that congress is shovelling onto his desk. After they finish gutting all that is good about our country, THEN they will shuffle him off stage.

      • grada3784

        They’re coming to take him away, Ha! Ha!

    • kareemachan

      Don’t smoke. Please.

    • Nowhereman

      I couldn’t even watch. I just checked in with the sound off, and he’s still going. I wish that the news media would just tape this shit, fact check it, and play us the highlight reel. He revels in attention.

    • Oh, Parker

      Low energy.

    • Johnny Wyeknot


  • Cackalaquiano

    If these so-called Christians are so pure in heart that they just don’t want to serve the dirty homos, they should have no problem posting signage saying so. Really, save themselves the trouble of an uncomfortable exchange. But… we know how that idea will go over.

    • Nowhereman

      Well, they want to get as much of our money first before they spit on us. Their Jesus had absolutely nothing to say about gay people, but he sure had a lot to say about hypocrites and money changers.

  • ErikDC

    Arranging flowers isn’t “speech” anymore than making a bed in a hotel room is “speech.”

    • Nowhereman

      I agree, but the Supreme court determined that money is speech, so we’re in brave new territory here…

    • I always thought “flower arranging” was a way of expressing oneself actually. Seriously.

      • Walter Maerlyn

        Granted, it is a way of expressing one’s aesthetic and/or artistic talents or lack thereof. But, I fail to see how one can arrange flowers, without using them to form letters and words, to convey actual speech with concrete meaning.

        • Correct! You can;t form letters and words with flowers unless you deliberately use it for that like a Rose Day parade float. But that is a whole different animal.

          • Johnny Wyeknot

            ‘Rose Bowl’ parade float? Just asking because I love roses! 🙂 and if there’s a Rose Day, I need to know about it!

          • The annual Rose Parade in Pasadena on New Year’s day (or if New Years Day is a Sunday another Day). They play a big Football Game (the Rose Bowl at the Stadium of the same name) and have a huge Parade — I have been twice, with floats made of flowers, mostly Roses. Its the Tournament of Roses and broadcast on Television with marching bands and singers and its very California — watch it on televsion! Here is a float! Orlando Pulse had a float this year at the parade.

          • Johnny Wyeknot

            Ah! A parade I have always wanted to see in person. Thanks. 🌹

        • stuckinthewoods

          So you wouldn’t be thrilled to receive a pink camellia in your tussie-mussie?

  • Nowhereman

    The “cultural elites” are the bigoted conservative christians. Their hypocrisy knows no bounds. If they were really serious about all their “traditional marriage” crap, then they would grill ALL of their customers about their marriage status, divorces, and whether they had sex before marriage. They would keep a little file on them–so they’d know important stuff like whether it was OK to sell them flowers/cakes for birthday parties, but not for any weddings or anniversaries.

  • Macbill

    “Make Bigotry Legal”.

    • Bryan

      Ugh, he’s still frothing at the mouth…

      • Sodium Valproate would help (brand name – Depakote). Donald if you are reading this please bring this up with your doctor? Avoiding nuclear war with that nutcase in North Korea might depend on it.

        • William

          How about the stuff used in tranquilizer darts?

          • Dreaming Vertebrate

            With that sizable keister of his, they’ll need the rhinoceros-sized tranquilizer dart. Maybe two – one for each cheek.

      • Tawreos

        Frothing??? What has he been doing with Santorum?

    • William

      He is unhinged.

    • HZ81

      During the Bush years, I didn’t pipe up that I was American while working overseas unless I was asked or offered the info. Today, I would be too ashamed and embarrassed to admit it. Hell, I am too embarrassed to admit it now within our borders.

      POTUS is a POS, thru and thru.

    • BobSF_94117

      “I’m not ranting and raving.”

      Coming soon to a t-shirt near you…

  • William

    If everyone in the country was watching Trump’s performance in the ongoing press conference, his time in office would be over before sundown.

    • This press conference won’t be over by sundown with the way he is ranting on and on!

  • Barry William Teske

    I wish there was a ban on people who prophet from HATE.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      .. or at least a robust TAX!!

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Ah! Profiting from prophets!

      • grada3784

        It’s only the prophets and their shill lawyers that profit.

        • Johnny Wyeknot

          Grifters got to grift.

  • billbear1961
  • Bluto

    It’s a loosing battle tony, love will ALWAYS win.

    • Barry William Teske

      Thank you!

  • liondon#iamnotatraitor

    Outrageous that they have to serve taxpaying citizens.

  • bambinoitaliano

    And now we take a break for a real pony show.


    If you are a baker, you are a baker. Not an enforcer and instructor of fundamentalist christian doctrine.

  • Brooklyn Joe

    Oh Tony! Stomping your little feet – why can’t I discriminate!!

    ” These rights do not stop at the door of your local church, and instead extend to every area of a religious person’s life. The government has no authority to force Americans like Barronelle Stutzman to engage in speech and events with which they morally disagree.”

    Ah – yes – they do stop at the door of your local church until we become a theocracy. What is Baronneta – a nun? No one’s forcing her to engage in speech and events – she’s just selling flowers – she’s not condoning the marriage or attending it.
    The ACLU did not choose to make a case out of her – YOU did – a test balloon to get religious freedom laws passed everywhere. If this case flies – you can bet there’ll be more significant items on the agenda than flowers. It’s YOU who are trying to make this an example.
    Religious freedom – like everything the right puts out – it sounds so nice – but is nasty as shit

  • Dagoril

    What on earth does Tony think Drumpf is going to do, exactly? Issue another obviously unconstitutional EO that will be immediately slapped down by a federal court? “Gays are icky and our legal system doesn’t apply to them, because reasons?” Public accommodation law goes back at least to the days of the Magna Carta, it’s not like it’s some new-fangled liberal plot.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Perkins sees this only as a fundraising tool.

  • greenmanTN

    How very DARE she have to sell flowers for a profit! Oh, the humanity!

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Ivanka won’t let Trump do this. (Hopefully)

    • canoebum

      I think Ivanka is getting pretty upset with her Daddy. He ruined her business, and now nobody likes her anymore. She’ll probably go to Nevis and pout by the beach.

      • Reality.Bites

        Nobody liked her in the first place

  • MonochromeMouse

    Putting a bunch of flowers together has nothing to do with the first amendment. She’s free to refuse to say or write anything she doesn’t want to, but anything else has to be sold to anyone that want’s to buy it if it is available to the general public.

    • A reasonable distinction. If a bakery sold the couple a cake but didn’t want to put two little grooms on it themselves, I’d say that would have been an acceptable compromise.

      • MonochromeMouse

        Yup, that is exactly what the first amendment is protecting, not the right to pick and choose who you serve.

  • kcken

    Sure, Religious freedom. Except for those Muslim religious people., let’s BAN them. Government banning A-OK in that case. Praise jeebus.

    • Tomcat

      And don’t get them started on Seventh day Adventist, Mormons, Christ Scientist Jews and Catholics. Once they get their way on the first one they will go after the others.

    • Friday

      Except for anyone conforming to anti-LGBT Christianism in particular, actually. Polytheists know just how much of garbage their idea of ‘religious freedom’ is, never mind their reverse-oppression narrative, even if we don’t happen to be queer at all. This is Dominionists trying to wag the dog about ‘reverse persecution’ into …. domination of all others, even within their own religions.

  • Megrim Twist
  • DesertSun59

    Pretending that your business is an extension of your church is delusion.

    • BobSF_94117

      It’s the other way ’round. At least for fundies.

  • Tomcat

    OT Trump says his administration running like a well tuned machine.

    Would that be the doomsday machine by any chance Trump?

  • Friday

    Such a shameless liar, this Perkins. Her business was never in jeopardy and she’s been well paid for being a political stunt for the Fundies instead of taking the slap on the wrist.

    This isn’t even a damn *case* if Christianist lawyers and hatemongers hadn’t been trying to *use* her to try and *manufacture a grievance* against other people’s weddings in the first place.*

  • Michael Hoppe

    When the persecutors are thwarted in their attempts at persecuting others, they always scream persecution. Using delusional religious “faith” as a reason to discriminate against others is not constitutional. Practice your stupid religions, but if your delusions affect others, you rights have stopped.

  • Oshtur

    Of course the EO he’s whining about would do nothing for this state case. But I doubt Donald or Tony is bright enough to realize that.

    • Reality.Bites

      Tony isn’t stupid. Few violent criminals who avoid arrest their entire lives are

      • Oshtur

        point taken. He realizes its a donation draw no matter what.


  • WretchedMouse

    Oh the poor dear! We should raise money for her so that she can get the proper help to get over this trying event. 0-o

  • -M-

    Dispatches from perpetual Opposite Day.

  • Dirk Prophet

    Omnia Extares!!!

  • John Calendo

    Aw, would somebody please get Tony a therapy dog. Discrimination still illegal in the United States. SO SAD.

  • Jim Gallagher-Barker

    Someone else posted this today, but it perfectly reflects my opinion of Sister Tonette.

  • Jim Gallagher-Barker

    In some ways, I kind of wish the EO would come down quickly. So that it can get to SCOTUS quickly, while a 5-4 decision aligned along Obergefell lines is a distinct possibility.

    I’d love to see Trump, Tonette & that fat bastard from NOM crying in their beers over losing in just 6 short months (or weeks, if it comes to that).

  • Michael

    The false prophet is more worried about power and money than he is about perverting the Golden Rule.

  • Does free speech and freedom of religion also allow business to turn away inter-racial couples? Does it give them the right to turn away Jewish couples or catholic couples? Or does this magically just apply to gay couples?

    In truth freedom of speech and freedom of religion do NOT grant the right to engage in discrimination in business services. you do not have to approve of or like the marriage of the couple not is that what is being asked. what is being asked is that the business service that is advertised be provided. But the other side is not interested in religious liberty, they are interested in religious tyranny.

  • JCF
  • Sam_Handwich

    Agents seize 42 pounds of horse meat, including 13 pounds of horse genitals at Dulles International Airport.

  • Stubenville

    The only “outrageous” thing here is the waste of taxpayer dollars on a case, where Cottonelle clearly broke the law and mounted a “I’m a special snowflake” defense. News flash: she’s not.

  • Piona O.

    There would be no financial tragedy here, as stutzman is whining about, if she had bought business insurance….through ignorance/foolishness/naivete, she didn’t…and then apparently hoping to make herself into a xtian martyr in the kim davis mode, she refused a plea bargain….you’ll get what you deserve, baronelle

    • She’s in no danger of losing her home or anything else — she’s already gotten $100,000 from crowd funding, and I’m sure she’ll rake in more. (The bakers in Oregon managed $500,000 plus the amount of their fine.) And if she’d just paid the original modest fine and the token damages, she’d be off the hook completely, but she decided to go for martyrdom.

      Also, I suspect business insurance would not cover this, since it’s the result of her breaking the law.

      And remember — this is coming from Tony Perkins, who could give Kellyanne Conway lessons in “alternative facts.”

  • Marti386

    Cis white male conservative tears are always the most delicious. More, Tony.


  • Charlie

    Maybe if the law Tonette wants trump to sign had some verbiage about requiring a business to post a sign in their front window that they do not serve LGBTQ customers to be upfront about their bigotry we could tolerate it a bit more…they won’t do that though because they will lose business from str8 LGBTQ supporters mostlikely. They want to be anonimous, like the KKK with their white hoods. I, for one, would not even attempt to do business with a homophobic business, especially a bakery because I would fear getting something like the chocolate pie Minnie made in ‘The Help’.

  • gwhiz007

    Professional homophobes have to make their money somehow I suppose.