Propaganda Minister Urges Americans To “Go Buy Ivanka’s Stuff” In Message From White House [VIDEO]

Speaking to Fox & Friends panelists from the White House briefing room, this morning Propaganda Minister Kellyanne Conway urged American’s to “go buy Ivanka’s stuff.” She then declared that she would personally be buying Ivanka products. Fox host Steve Deacy agreed, noting, “There is that hashtag #BuyIvanka right now.” Don’t hold your breath for Republicans to object.

  • Pollos Hermanos
    • Exatron

      I’m seeing double. *Four* Kellyanne Conways?!

    • Tomcat

      Nailed it !

    • Lars De

      Eddie has better hair, and his eyes are not as dead.

    • Rex

      So, using Meliana’s products – which one is the before and which is the after?

      • kaydenpat

        Lol!!

      • Robincho

        Yes.

  • Rex

    Go buy Ivanka’s stuff – sounds like she’s having a yard sale.

    • Tawreos

      A yard sale may be the only outlets that want her stuff right now.

      • Gustav2

        It’s difficult to “go buy Ivanka’s stuff.” when no one is carrying it.

    • lattebud

      Or a bankruptcy auction…. One could hope

  • Boreal
    • olandp

      Why would a grown man need his daughter to push him to do the right thing?

    • PickyPecker
      • Boreal

        Definitely the burrito. The burrito still looked better after digestion.

      • Mark

        you can at least eat the burrito….just saying…

        • vorpal

          Even if the burrito came from Taco Bell, it would still probably contain more natural ingredients, too…

          • MB

            But Vorpie, now the TB burrito costs more than Ivanka’s shit.

          • vorpal

            There you are!
            I was just thinking this morning that it felt like I hadn’t seen you in ages!
            =tacklepounceslapsnuggles=

          • MB

            I’ve been investing my time and energies helping a young
            19 year-old gayling at the University of New Mexico escape an abuse parent.

          • Menergy

            Good on you!!!! Thank you.

      • zhera

        The burrito is WAY hotter than Ivanka!

      • Rex

        Where’s the hat? Can’t expect to communicate with your Father’s home planet without it.

      • Dagoril

        …and now we know why retailers are dumping her clothes, hehe!

      • Menergy

        ROFLMAO! Thanks !!!! (still chortling )

    • Richard, another Canuck

      Soon to be made in American gulag by American workers, Volunteers! Bringing jobs back to America!

      • Paula

        What did you think the camps were going to be used for?
        It will be a piecemeal operation. You have to sew at least 1.000 pieces to earn a meal.

    • Acronym Jim

      How many Flamingos had to die in order to manufacture that line?

  • crewman

    Finally!! Trump was elected so he could have a larger stage to sell his wares and those of his family. It’s nice to see him and those directly important to him finally get some personal benefit after all the hard work he’s put in.

    • Stogiebear

      Times like these call for some extra-venerable words of commerce:

      Dicker
      Hawk
      Monger
      Schlepp
      Swindle
      Traffic

  • Gustav2

    OMG. They have no shame, even when it has been explained to them they should.

    • kaydenpat

      No shame. No conscience. No empathy.

  • AtticusP

    Congratulations are in order ! It only took the Trumps a little less than three weeks to turn the executive branch of one of the most powerful nations on earth into QVC.

    What’s next? A game show perhaps?

    • Rambie

      Running Man comes to mind then after the war, Hunger Games.

      • zhera

        Wife Swapping, Trump Style.
        Last Man Standing, Assault Rifle Version.
        American Idol: Weekly Worship of Trump
        Survivor Extreme (the twist is there are no survivors)
        What Not To Wear: Ivanka and Donald Special
        White House Gourmet, the official government weekly mandatory recipes.

        What else?

        • OdieDenCO

          refugee survivor: winner gets a green card

          • vorpal

            * Offer not valid in AK, HI, or 48 other states.

        • Rambie

          Hunted: Tracking anti-Trump sympathizers
          Trump Youth: How to spy and tattle on your parents
          Bigger Brother: Protecting real Americans by constant surveillance

        • Mark

          Presidenting for Dollars

        • Ragnar Lothbrok

          Bundy Bunch; Your Land is my Land.

        • pj

          truth or consequences

    • Kim K’s Kute Koochy✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      The season finale of “SCOTUS-ing with Donald Trump” aired last wk. Where have you been?

    • JT

      Home Skool Shopping Network.

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    • Frostbite

      The United States is going to have the best ratings! Huge! United Reality Show of America! DNA tests for everyone! You’re all fired! Everyone off the island!

    • RGG

      WHORUS of D.C. oops NYC

    • kaydenpat

      He is a producer for Celebrity Apprentice so there’s that.

    • Oh, Parker

      That’s what I came here to say. I feel like this entire administration is being marketed by Guthy-Renker.

    • Amanda B. Rekendwith

      Ivanka For A Day!

    • romanhans

      Republicans were furious that the Clintons let donors stay in the White House Lincoln bedroom. But now it’s a fight for liberty when Trump press conferences are actually ads for T. J. Maxx.

      • Acronym Jim

        T.J. Maxx is no longer pushing the Ivanka line. They’ve mixed their remaining stock on the racks with those of the “little people.”

        • JT

          That’s what’s bothering Drumpf.

    • Bomer

      Just wait. Pretty soon you’ll go some government office (for whatever reason) and they’ll be trying to upsell that shit while you just want your new SS card, passport, whatnot.

    • Gerry Fisher

      It’s getting to me a bit more than usual this morning. I’m glad that I have three hours of work meetings coming up soon.

  • Tawreos

    Today they push sales for Trump family brands, and tomorrow there will be a merchandise section on whitehouse.gov

  • DaddyRay
  • Mark Née Fuzz

    Nordstrom is the wrong market for Ivanka’s crap. She’d be better off selling it at Walmart, outlet malls, or from a card table in a booth set up at a swap meet.

    • Rambie

      Not even TJ Maxx wanted her crap. LOL

      • Rex

        When TJ Maxx doesn’t want your products you’ve hit bottom. Sad. Weak. That failing TJ Maxx.

        • vorpal

          The Salvation Army would probably laugh if you tried to unload a box of Ivanka’s hoof covers on them.

          • Rex

            Because people living in poverty need 6 inch heels.

          • olandp

            Everyone needs six inch heels, at least one pair.

          • Amanda B. Rekendwith

            …in 3 different colours.

          • Bomer

            That was my grandmother’s mantra. None of her heels were lower than six inches. If the shoes had a heel under six inches she just wore flats.

          • Treant

            My great-aunt as well. She was six feet tall and figured that you can’t hide it, so therefore spike heels were the only answer.

          • olandp

            I always say anything less than 4 inches is a flat.

          • I top out at 2-1/2 inches (example: “Wise Guy” pumps from Aerosoles. but recently did retail therapy at Famous Footwear at the mall I cut through on the way home from the train station after a rough day at work, and found a three inch heel that was actually comfortable (I figure it works for me because of the cushioning and also a nearly invisible platform) – Style is Invent, from Life Stride – an open toe slingback: http://www.famousfootwear.com/en-US/Product/70666-1038989/LifeStride/Black/Womens+Invent+Peep+Toe+Pump.aspx

          • Dagoril
    • vorpal

      I’ve heard the knockoffs (made in China, not Ethiopia) are better quality.

    • cleos_mom

      Naw, a direct route to the Dollar Tree would save time.

      • Mark Née Fuzz

        True, and the Dollar Tree clearance rack at that.

  • AtticusP

    I’m hoping that social media rips this harridan to shreds.

    • Tawreos

      They have, time and time again, she does not and will not care.

  • David

    You vill buy mine Ivanka’s crap…..orrrr…..30 days in za cooolaahh.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c5acd76adabf33a9df2db58fbcd28ef169478d8eeb21201a596c5948ed7a043d.jpg

  • Cackalaquiano

    Geez. Remember when Michelle Obama recommended people go eat healthy food and Republicans completely lost their shit?

    • kaydenpat

      Yep. But she was blah so…

  • leastyebejudged

    Rich people always end up running everything.

    • Kieron

      Ruining, thank you.

      • leastyebejudged

        Yet, everybody’s so passionate about re-electing and electing them.

        Wealth should be a disqualification to public service.

  • Guest666

    The presidency is now a fucking infomercial. Maga

  • Henry Auvil

    And don’t forget to pick up a fresh supply of Melania’s caviar-based skincare products–so rich in emoluments. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cf6fbddb0b2e0c76321d8c6e18aaabb5c4e5754cfe15feddb0cb6033857a1a0d.jpg

  • OdieDenCO

    this is to much! the office of the President of the United States has been reduced to a late night commercial. ACLU you’re on.

    • kaydenpat

      And the Prez is a reality star. We’re screwed.

  • dcurlee

    Wow this bs is beyond words

  • Robin Wayne Bailey

    “Buy Ivanka’s Stuff” sounds kinda sexy. How much does Ivanka charge for her stuff? Is it by the hour?

    • Tawreos

      You’d have to get in line behind her dad

  • Michael R
  • Gene Perry

    OK, now can we just impeach this dude & move on?

    • Gigi

      Would Pence be better?

      • Rex

        No, but I’d be less worried that he’d bomb a country in response to a tweet.

      • worstcultever

        I think so – and as prez he’d be severely weakened and tainted by his entire association with the Dumpy Shitnado.

      • No More GOP.

        Marginally. And I’ll take that margin.

  • Cuberly
    • Boreal

      Wtf?

      • Cuberly

        Trump has the whole set!

        • Boreal

          What is the point of that thing?

          • Silver Badger

            It is a urnal. Waters the grass.

          • Cuberly

            Emergency golfing urinal with optional green privacy apron? Just be sure to tighten that lid before taking a swing.

          • Boreal

            Eeeeew

    • Kieron

      Just when you think you’ve seen it all…

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Bull(shit) Fighter?

  • Rex

    She’s absolutely correct – Trump and his supporters should tell people what to buy, where to shop. And make sure to mention not to discriminate against anyone wanting to make a purchase that goes against your religious beliefs.

  • Gigi

    What don’t these people get about the White House trying to enrich a family business? It’s verboten. Not allowed. You’re the president of America, Donnie, not Russia.

    • Silver Badger

      That’s so last year. You have to move with the times and appreciate shrewd marketing!

      • Gigi

        Shrew marketing? 😉

  • Rex

    Saw this on Twitter: Today the “jobs president” tried to put an American company out of business for not carrying his daughter’s clothes that are made in China.

    • kaydenpat

      Ha! Jobs for China. China First.

      • pj

        trump always first.

        • Prixator

          Money first.

    • DesertSun59

      Ethiopia. She moved her factory there a while back because the labor is cheaper.

      • Menergy

        just the shoes line, I thought. (I could be wrong of course)

  • worstcultever

    KC, formerly a mere pathological liar, is now sounding as ridiculous and petty as Demented Dumpy himself.

    And hey Ivanka – wanna make your sales go through the roof overnight? Denounce your sick-ass father and call for his removal from office. I guaran-damn-tee your brand would instantly become the most popular in the world.

    • zhera

      The fact that she’s onboard with this proves that she’s as slimeball as her daddy. Not that we had doubts.

      • worstcultever

        Yep, fraid you’re right – she’ll go down with the ship for sure.

      • I am not totally sure that Ivanka is “onboard” with Kellyanne or her father making things worse for her products by opening their mouths (or using his little twittering fingers) – from what I can tell, Ivanka and her husband sometimes provide a counterweight influence to the real nutcases who are otherwise running the show.

        On the Trumpsters (a Munsters analogy), Ivanka gets to be the Marilyn equivalent. I think.

  • Dutchlander

    Yeah but Hillary had those emails you guys!

    • kaydenpat

      Benghazi!!!!!!

      • cleos_mom

        No penis !!!!!

  • OdieDenCO

    next EO: All tax refunds will now be in the form of trump family products.

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    Perhaps a gift shop in the West Wing?

    Register to vote Republican & get a discount coupon?

    • David

      Don’t give then any ideas.

  • MaryJOGrady

    Sure enough, #45 is making the Grant and Harding Administrations look like Trappist monasteries.

    • Gustav2

      And Trump is not even from Ohio!

    • billbear1961

      Harding dropped over dead from a heart attack two years into his term, didn’t he?

      Man, that’s too long!

  • Gigi

    Isn’t Kellyanne “Crypt Keeper” Goebbels a lawyer? She should know better. She’s a government employee, not a salesshrew at the Home Shopping Network.

    • olandp

      No, she really is just a sales girl.

      • Silver Badger

        She’s only a girl among her fellow hags.

  • Tomcat

    Can you just imagine if Hillary or Obama had suggested you buy from ANY Democrat?

    Off with their heads.

    • Gigi

      Imagine the outrage.

      “Go online and buy Chelsea’s jewellery at Etsy. Five dollars from every purchase goes to The Clinton Foundation.”

    • kaydenpat

      Uh huh. One side pretty much gets away with murder.

  • Tomcat

    Buy from republicans, keep hate strong in America.

  • ChrisInKansas

    I’m shocked that she didn’t have the merch on her and held it up one by one with a toll free number on the screen. What a sad fucking joke this country is now.

    • lattebud

      Or models in the background

    • kaydenpat

      That’s coming. Get your wallet out. One way or the other, we’re all gonna pay.

    • billbear1961

      Yes.

      🙁

    • Paula

      Just wait, next year all money spent purchasing Ivanka’s products will be a credit on your income taxes.

  • lattebud

    Next Sean Spicer press briefing, “And Melanie from the Patterson Newday, who is wearing a beige a-line skirt, with a simple black blouse and electric pink double breasted jacket, with faux leopard cuffs and collar from the Ivanka working woman collection. And don’t forget to check out her black pointed toe stilettos, perfect for the board room or getting bored in the bedroom… so, I am told”

    • ChrisInKansas

      “and remember ladies, if you want to be called on to ask a question next press conference…you know what to wear.”

    • olandp

      You did that very well…

  • ETownCanuck

    So when do the lawsuits start? *grabs popcorn*

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Buy Ivanka right now?? No thanks! All Trump products and properties are infested with nasty, blood-sucking bed bugs due to extremely unsanitary conditions in their Chinese and Ethiopian sweat shops. You will pay thousands to rid your home of Trump vermin.

  • vorpal

    These are the same people who criticized Obama for spending his time working to achieve advances in LGBT rights, saying that he should instead be focusing on “real problems” like ISIS.

    I guess multitasking is hard, unless you’re doing it in a pair of Ivanka’s shoes.

    • Gigi

      They also said he didn’t care about black-on-black violence in Chicago. They said a lot of terrible things. No wonder Clinton called them deplorable. (Kellyanne did as well, but she’d like you to forget about that.)

    • ChrisInKansas

      Ivanka’s new burka line should come out in no time!

      • vorpal

        …but she’ll never, ever, ever, ever make bathrobes.

        • MB

          or Hibijibis.

      • Silver Badger

        I for one find the modest Muslim women’s wear to be refreshing, as I used to tell my wife before the divorce.

      • Rex

        Her sheets are popular in the confederate states.

    • MB

      The new ISIS.com* Ivanka’s Stufff is Shitty.

      * offer not valid in Gina

  • Boreal
    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      I don’t think the first ladies like each other.

      • Boreal

        Ivanka is the only first lady that counts for dump. Malaria is just a womb and nanny.

  • Blake Mason
    • Gustav2

      Only a Southern Belle knows how to be a lady.

    • ChrisInKansas

      How DARE a woman speak her mind when we’ve turned the country back to 1958!

    • BudClark

      Somebody stick a corn cob up Miss Lindseybelle’s ass.

  • No More GOP.

    No conflict of interest there, nosiree! Anyway, you forty-miles-of-bad-road-faced dragged-out harpy, if I were a woman (or a cross-dresser for that matter), I’d have far better uses for my money than buying more crap from a talent-free hack. These days, I’d be thinking that supporting resistance to the policies and actions of Derp Furor and the GOP would be a really good investment in my own self interest…

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    Nope. How abut YOU buy her crap, send it to me and then I can donate it to a local women’s shelter.

    • No More GOP.

      After thoroughly fumigating it, one hopes.

      • Wynter Marie Starr

        Certainly, if only to get rid of the GOP cooties.

    • Mark

      I’m pretty sure it can be ground up and used to build park benches…

      • Wynter Marie Starr

        Yet another good use.

    • olandp

      Don’t those women have enough problems already?

      (Sorry I couldn’t resist.)

      • Wynter Marie Starr

        They certainly do, but donating interview clothing is needed. Her clothes may crap, but if it helps to get a woman a job, it’s worth it.

        • olandp

          I know, and I support women’s shelters, it was just a moment of snark.

          • Wynter Marie Starr

            I know you and your delicious snark, but you gave me an opening to get up on my soapbox and I grabbed it.

        • vorpal

          It’s certainly helped a bunch of four year old Ethiopian girls find jobs.

          • Wynter Marie Starr

            And that is the crux of this huckster. And why she should not bank on dad’s bad name.

  • kaydenpat

    Not even pretending that this isn’t just a straight up hustle. Wowzers!

    • Gigi

      Trump believes that he’s now above the law. Won’t he be shocked when he finds out that he isn’t.

      • kaydenpat

        We can only hope that will happen beginning with his Muslim Ban being stopped.

      • From your mouth to the FSM’s noodly appendages!

  • Gigi

    Buy Ivanka: Keep the child slaves in China working.

  • David Walker

    Do they at least give trading stamps?

    • Silver Badger

      Half off the second lung replacement.

    • zhera

      Maybe that Trump card that was sold during the campaign will give any discounts?

      HAHAHA I’m sorry, so silly of me. It’ll be a credit card trap with 200% interest rate that kicks in 90 minutes after purchase.

    • billbear1961
      • CB

        We had S&H Green Stamps. My mother “paid” us for chores around the house with them. Of course, we had to put them in the books, but that’s how I got a transistor radio.

        • Reality.Bites

          What a clever idea! I remember Steinberg’s had Pinky Stamps, which would have been even more appropriate. My mother, like everyone in Quebec who wasn’t totally weird, shopped at Steinberg’s (“faire mon Steinberg” (doing my Steinberg’s) became a generic way of saying you were going grocery shopping in Quebec, regardless of where you shopped), but I don’t remember her getting much of value out of the stamps.

          https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a6fb426b86e8b7a035bddb128d488d2002f622fe187276384bbb72d220a8bd43.jpg

      • Reality.Bites

        Here’s one, BillBear.

        http://www.media3.hw-static.com/wp-content/uploads/55002750.jpg

        Wait – that does say Tramp Stamp Saver Book doesn’t it?

        • BudClark

          Lunch is here! NOMNOMNOM!

  • Robert Conner
    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Cigarettes kill. Reagan killed.

    • Reagan was actually a New Deal Democratic and President of the Screen Actors Guild (1952) when he made this — and schtupping lots of hot Hollywood actresses on the side, he was quite the stud!

  • Rex

    KellyAnne would eat shit on camera if her lord and master told her to.

    • billbear1961

      So would 99% of the GOP in the House and Senate.

      If they didn’t, he might savage them on Twitter.

      Fucking goddamned COWARDS!

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    KellyAnne, you already have shown the world what horrible taste you have. Although I am amused by your red coat with pussy buttons. :-/

  • Martin

    Not even a semblance of propriety, much less legality.

  • PickyPecker
  • Earl

    Nixon would be so jealous, if he were still alive.

    So, how many more rules and laws and violations of the US Constitution will Trump rack up before being held to account? Or will he have to die for that to happen?

  • Jack

    Very much an important part of her job.

  • worstcultever

    I wonder how Trump’s own brand of shittily-made, ill-fitting men’s couture is doing?

    • hudson11

      Are Sean Spicer’s suits by Trump? They seem to fit horribly.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Please let the hack job go wear IvankaTrump instead of the pussy buttons Gucci. All the designers felt a sigh of relief their reputation will not be ruined. Wonder how many managed to avoid before Gucci reluctantly googled Woody Woodpecker and create an outfit to cover that witch.

  • I much prefer the hashtag #DumpIvanka. And while we’re at it, #ImpeachTrumpNow and a few dozen others that come to mind.

    • rusty57

      And now that Betsy Devos is Sec. of Ed. they will be able to do it with taxpayer monies.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    Having Con Way pimp Ivanka’s stuff is more likely to make LESS people buy it, not more.

    There’s no way that Con Way’s kids don’t have the other kids at school mention that their mom is a liar. Seriously, they probably got laughed at over the Bowling Green massacre lie.

    • Reality.Bites

      People with enough money to have a choice in the matter tend to send their children to schools where the other parents have similar values.

  • CanuckDon

    Not in these shoes! Canadians are calling on Hudson’s Bay to drop the Ivanka line….
    https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/calls-growing-for-hudsons-bay-to-ditch-ivanka-trumps-brand-195200056.html

  • bambinoitaliano
  • Puckfair52

    Hoards of people on Canal street desperate for Ivanka knockoffs!
    particularly the Cindy Jacobs, Stigmata Stilettos white patent leather with blood red 8 inch heels.

  • Texndoc

    Hawk her stuff on the French & Saunders Shopping Channel.
    Dawn: “Here’s a lovely piece that says when you wear it ‘Look at me, I’m very glittery.'”
    Jennifer: “You could wear that every day, shopping…..”
    Dawn: “…..picking up the children at school…..”
    Jennifer: “…or to a funeral.”
    Dawn: “To a funeral.”

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c2ecc7be688246154abd672aebba96d5c9be4125517e97a278b6786268fa0c30.jpg

  • Mike

    I’ll check out her stuff the next time I’m in a CVS, but I can’t make any promises.

  • DaveMiller135

    Ethics? We don’t need no stinkin’ Ethics!

    • david fairfield

      Yes. They have made that clear. Why they don’t say the words out loud so that they could be credited with one honest utterance is beyond me.

  • MonochromeMouse
  • MonochromeMouse

    How exactly is this legal? This shows a clear conflict of interests, if Hillary or Obama did that there would have been impeachment proceedings.

    • Bj Lincoln

      Exactly! Where are the Dems! Why are they not screaming bloody murder over this and everything they have done?! They sure as shit would be!

      • david fairfield

        Bj, I keep asking every freaking day whete are the dems…you’re the only other person I have seen pose this question. Last night on MSNBC one of the hosts asked Schumer where the heck are the dem leaders and what are they doing. The answer given was something akin to “oh just wait, it’s a surprise, we have something, you’ll see”….wtf?
        If they don’t descend upon the clown car EVERY SINGLE TIME they do something then the momentum is lost in a sea of yesterday’s nonsense! As far as I’m concerned, they’re not applying themselves in a way that gives democrats any hope whatsoever.

    • Reality.Bites

      Not to mention WAY nicer clothes.

  • grada3784

    Sounds like the scene from Caligula where he starts bleating like a sheep and gets the Senate to do the same.

    Here’s the Youtube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJvVEt6F_Xw
    Title: Caligula God

  • ggg

    So our govt is the Home Shopping Network now? For THEIR brands? And we’re supposed to believe they are fighting for all of us?

  • paganguy

    Shameless. Absolutely. F*cking. Shameless.

  • The Green Acres reboot as a “Green Acres goes to Washington” reality show, starring a clueless but bombastic Donald Trump, and his litigious, exotic but reluctant wife Melania (“New York is where I’d Rather stay”), and a zany cast of mouthpieces, cabinet members and shadowy advisers, ought to be an EXCLUSIVE property of A&E Networks. No other media should be allowed to provide coverage or information. They can bring back Duck Dynasty, and have Ivanka do some cross-merchandising – get a FREE duck caller with every pair of stiletto heels!

    Is Kellyanne Conjob the new Arnold?

    • david fairfield

      She’s Mr. Haney. He lies all the time qnd gets people to buy his bullshit.

    • Tom Ato

      You take that back! It’s a huge insult to Eddie Albert and Eva Gabor 🙂

      • Once you’ve seen it, it cannot be unseen! (Bwa-ha-ha!)

        You are right about that – but it’s a reboot as a reality show, and Melania does want to stay in New York . . . .

  • John in Minneapolis

    Maybe the could send all of us some vouchers.

  • 2guysnamedjoe

    Up next on the drumpf shopping network: Uday and Qasay’s line of brown shirts and jackboots.

    • BudClark

      They could probably sell their USED underwear to gay Republicans.

  • distributorcap

    Propaganda Minister Kellyanne Conway
    that is Kellyanne Goebbels

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    “You, too, can look like me, America!” – Kellyanne Conway

    Oh, that is sure to cause a rush to buy Ivanka’s stuff.

  • Pablo Sánchez

    Looks like Ivanka has a new target market. Cant wait to see her winter/hunting season 2016 line

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4d6fb0e911f1fd536c5f7b4606f485b1434647c232e2dffede67ab4f062c0c36.jpg

  • DesertSun59

    As if the typical rural rube has the money or the venue for her products in the FIRST PLACE.

  • worstcultever
    • Bad Tom

      Do we get to write the EO?

  • Reality.Bites

    It’s going to be fun to see if the RR’s efforts at support in the marketplace work out any better for them than their boycotts.

  • Bob Conti

    “They had begun to consider the government of the Unites States as a mere appendage to their own affairs.”

    https://youtu.be/_RP_8bwhNVw

  • Westcoast88

    Could you imagine the exploding heads on Fox and Friends if Michelle Obama was hawking products while in the White House?
    First Lady Fashions?
    First Lady Cosmetics?
    First Lady Hand Weights? (for fabulous arms)
    First Lady Broccoli?
    First Lady Carrots?
    Sasha and Malia could have gotten in on the act with their First Daughter line of junk no one needs.

    • Bad Tom

      I would have bought First Lady Broccoli and Carrots.
      I bet they would have been awesome.

  • david fairfield

    1) His hillbilly followers and ass lickers can’t afford to shop at Nordstrom.

    2) Nordstrom does not have discount bins.

    The Ivanka crap has likely been pulled and is being boxed up to be shipped back to the vendor in China.

    • Menergy

      or perhaps to the Nordstrom Racks clearance stores around the country….at least some return for the company. (You’re right,I don’t recall any “discount bins” though.

  • Michael

    Wow, they are never ever too too smart.

    The only thing this is going to do is piss off those who can actually afford her clothes.

  • SFBruce

    The thin skinned one has been president for less than a month. Everyday someone from his administration is either telling a new lie, or blatantly displaying contempt for conflict of interest rules. If this isn’t explicitly illegal, it should be.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    I expect the Republicans to remain in obedient silence, but where exactly have the Democrats gone? …. Oh right, they’re still trying to find a spine.

    • Snarky

      Rep. Elijah Cummings (D-Maryland) has already petitioned the House Oversight Committee to look into it. Its chair, Jason Chaffetz of Utah, will of course do nothing, but Cummings has to do this first. It’s the very first step of any congressional investigation.

  • The White House has been added to the Trump empire of family businesses.

  • Acronym Jim

    ““There is that hashtag #BuyIvanka right now.” Don’t hold your breath for Republicans to object.”

    Um, that is probably the most stupid pro-Ivanka hashtag that they could have come up with. I’m sure it will be hijacked in short order.

    “I decided to #buyIvanka and all I got was this stubborn STD.”

  • jimbo65

    I had to lol a little at this. Now we’re the QVC White house. How far we’ve fallen.

    • Gigi

      “Call now. There’s only 487 hours left until they might be all gone.”

  • ZRAinSWVA

    It’s nice to have a place to vent, and you are all super people, but don’t forget to:

    https://www.senate.gov/senators/contact/ and

    http://www.house.gov/representatives/find/

    Do it often! Do it now!

  • Max_1
    • Menergy

      needs to be filed as a lawsuit ASAP!

      • The_Wretched

        Which prosecutor wants to risk their job?

  • nipper

    Laws are meaningless if not enforced. So no one is going to charge her

  • The_Wretched

    How utterly disgusting. Shilling from the WhiteHouse is a disgrace.

    • BudClark

      It’s also HIGHLY ILLEGAL … but it’s small potatoes compared to the revenue *dt is STILL collecting from ALL his businesses.

  • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson
  • Robert Conner
    • Gigi

      Authentic? I’d kiss that face, but I wouldn’t kiss Conway.

      • Robert Conner

        Makeup’s extra.

  • Gigi

    § 2635.702 Use of public office for private gain.

    An employee shall not use his public office for his own private gain, for the endorsement of any product, service or enterprise, or for the private gain of friends, relatives, or persons with whom the employee is affiliated in a nongovernmental capacity, including nonprofit organizations of which the employee is an officer or member, and persons with whom the employee has or seeks employment or business relations. The specific prohibitions set forth in paragraphs (a) through (d) of this section apply this general standard, but are not intended to be exclusive or to limit the application of this section.

    https://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/5/2635.702

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