REPORT: Advisors Urge Trump To Dance With Caitlyn Jenner At The Inauguration Ball To “Heal LGBT Wounds”

From the New York Post:

President-elect Donald Trump is being urged by some advisers to save at least one dance, as he celebrates his inauguration on Friday night, for a very special Republican lady — Caitlyn Jenner. “It’s a brilliant idea,” a member of the incoming administration told me.

Besides mollifying the LGBTQ community — wary of conservative Republicans in general, and of Trump in particular — dancing with Jenner could mend fences within the party. “Time heals all wounds,” one GOPer pointed out.

Bruce Jenner was a stalwart Republican long before the parent of six (10 if you count stepkids) transitioned into Caitlyn. “The image of Trump dancing with Caitlyn would send a strong message that he supports gay rights and trans rights,” the Republican said. “A picture is worth a thousand tweets.”

  • Bared Bear

    I think that I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

    • S1AMER

      Moi aussi — but more than a little bit.

    • Gustav2

      I should have read down thread…like minds or gag reflexes.

    • Shakesbear

      Me too.

    • JCF

      Not to mention that Drumpf would never dance w anyone for whom you could place at least 3 of his hands in one of hers.

  • crewman

    The image of Trump dancing with Caitlyn would send a strong message that he supports gay rights and trans rights,

    The LGBT community is not nearly as stupid as they think we are.

    • DaddyRay

      Well there is the Log Cabin crew – they will take any scrap of fake approval they can get

    • S1AMER

      Well, alas, there are some among us (and not just the LCR crowd) who don’t see what’s coming to erode all the rights we’ve gained in the past eight years. Not seeing that, and getting prepared to rally allies and fight, strikes me as pretty stupid.

    • Todd20036

      There are LBGT Trumpanzees and they will believe Trump is for us even as he signs laws that gut our rights.

      Yes, some of us are that stupid.

      Just not most of us.

    • b

      Slow dance with Mike Pence! We still will know Mike Pence and his wrecking crew will harm us.

    • MonochromeMouse

      It’s like how he took that picture of him eating a taco bowl and thought that would make the Hispanic and Latino community like him.

      • clay

        Trump will have the exact same number of LGBTQ cabinet members as Hispanic cabinet members.

        • Kim K’s Kute Koochy✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          but did any president nominate an LGBTQ person for cabinet ?

          Personally, I don’t think Tramp care about gays, one way or another. He’s been baited plenty of times but insisting on keeping the laws “as is.” Besides Pence, only true gay haters are DeVos & Sessions whose nomination might not be confirmed. The other GOP members seem to just go with the flow, saying whatever popular in their party.

          • clay

            Under Clinton, Small Business Administration had a cabinet seat, and it was filled by out gay-rights lawyer Fred Hochberg, as acting administrator.

            Both Clinton and Obama appointed various LGBTQ under-secretaries– Fair Housing, Equal Opportunity, and Army.

          • Kim K’s Kute Koochy✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            Oh, if you’re taking into account of lower level seats, then Tramp hasn’t finished appointing them yet. However, if DeVos & Sessions are confirmed , their departments will definitely be anti-gay & devoid of LGBT key personales. But then there are gays like Milo so you never know…

          • clay

            As far as I can tell, none of Reagan, Bush, or Bush had any LGBTQ cabinet members OR under-secretaries.

          • Kim K’s Kute Koochy✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            Tramp isn’t your typical anti-gay GOP though. He’s very chummy with Peter Thiel, admittedly isn’t a typical gay either. Tramp faced lots of backlash when he let Thiel speak (or introduce him) at the RNC & later on holding the rainbow flags. Not even McCain ever dared to ask for LGBTQ support. As unethical & flippant as Tramp is, he’s been very firm about not striking down current pro-gay laws/policies.

            At the core, I think Tramp is all about him. Neither pro-gay or anti-gay will bring significant benefit to him

          • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

            Thiel isn’t a typical human being.

          • Cosmo Tupper

            Milo’s not gay. He’s an asexual single celled organism that attacks humanity.

          • olandp

            Milo is a faggot. It is what he wants to be called.

    • Gigi

      We’re not christian conservatives.

    • leo77

      When did Jenner become and advocate for LGBT rights?

      • Todd20036

        Half past never o’clock

      • Piet

        About the time she learned to follow instead of lead?

    • wc1e

      Just because she’s trans doesn’t mean she’s not an asshole.

    • Gerry Fisher


  • Dutchlander

    We don’t need to get mollified by a group of thugs eager to strip away our rights.

    Instead, we need to learn how to get on the barricades again.

  • BearEyes

    oh, pah-leeeeeze!

  • Ernest Endevor

    The pussy jokes write themselves.

    • Todd20036

      Caitlyn doesn’t have a pussy. She still has a dick. Now, I’d LOVE to see Trump grab that for all the wicked reasons.

      • Joe in PA

        There are NON wicked reasons? Huh. 🙂

      • Ernest Endevor

        You and me both. That was my joke – such as it was.

      • Steverino

        And it’s certain Caitlyn has a bigger dick.

        • seant426


        • Capritaur

          Take a gander for yourself.

          • Oh’behr

            I dunno. I still like the leatherman.

          • Ernest Endevor

            I saw that in DC before it was released at a midnight matinée staged by the movie’s producer to which he invited the casts of all the shows in town – 42nd Street included. To say that hilarity ensued doesn’t come close. I especially cherish the cries of “Take it off!” whenever Bruce appeared.

          • Steverino

            Caitlyn (then Bruce) is gazing at David Hodo with penis envy.

          • Todd20036

            Jenner is one of those, “I got mine, fuck you” people. Any past associations she had with LBGTs is nullified.

          • bambinoitaliano

            Slab money on the minorities, rinse and repeat.

          • John

            I think it’s a case of big balls, small dick….been fooled that way too many times…;-) ….now for those of you who are wondering, no, I’m not a size queen…I’ll take all comers…

        • Derrick Johns

          Well, she has bigger hands. Is that a sign? What about the feet?

          So many of us in the LGBT world supported her when she made her transition. And many of us are disappointed.

          One has a right to be a conservative even if you are LGBT…I suppose.

      • BobSF_94117

        Well, wouldn’t that be a fun surprise to watch?

      • clay

        Giuliani, take two.

  • TexasBoy

    Why yes, a dance with Caitlyn will fix everything. Seriously?!

    • Sam_Handwich

      this is how republicans think

      • Gustav2


    • Duh-David

      He’s taking away my healthcare; he’ll take away marriage rights, he’ll allow them to torture our children — but we need to come together and forgive him because he once danced with Cait TransJenner. #ThisIsntARealityShow

    • Beagle

      Won’t hurt. Won’t help, either.

  • Sam_Handwich
  • Rebecca Gardner


    Trump dancing with Caitlyn to “Heal LGBT Wounds” would be like using a big game hunter to heal PETA wounds.

    These people are so fucking clueless.

    • greenmanTN
      • Rebecca Gardner


        • Todd20036

          See my comment immediately below this.

        • greenmanTN

          Just me being a goof. Is it strange that I really identify with Daffy Duck?

          • David Walker

            God, I loved these cartoons. I could talk like The Duck (wasn’t as hard as the Disney one) but I held an unending admiration for Bugs.

          • greenmanTN

            Bugs was great, but Daffy was full of snark but ultimately sound and fury signifying nothing, which is what I feel after I get my panties in a wad about something and make an ass of myself.

            “Well fuck! Now I’m going to have to apologize!”

          • David Walker

            I have a blog out there in the universe. I’ve never publicized it, but people find it. Currently, France and Germany are reading rather diligently, 7 hits from each. I wrote a piece called “Bugs Buddy,” in which I discuss why Bugs was always my hero. It’s about two years old and the most-read thingy on it. I tried to google “Bugs Buddy” and nothing shows up, at least the first 3 pages. However, “You’re deththththpicable” always cheers me up.

          • greenmanTN

            I would like to read your blog.

            Bugs is a very subversive character. For one thing he spends a lot of time in drag!


          • David Walker

            Exactly! And always perfectly dressed (and accessorized). And he’d kiss guys and stun them long enough to escape.
   will take you to the most recent page. Go to the 2013 2nd page or Older Posts. The second most-popular is just above it, “Rocky Springs Park.” As I said, I don’t publicize it because I don’t particularly care whether anyone reads it; I just thought it’d be fun to put something out there just for me.

          • greenmanTN


            One of my favorite Bugs Bunny lines. Dressed in drag, flirting with Elmer, in a heavy southern accent, “Why, I would truly LOVE a duck dinnah!” (Which of course means Daffy is shot yet again.

            But depiction of Hillbilies was offensive! (I love it.)


          • greenmanTN

            I am a bit of an animation nerd. There was a guy named Ub Iwerks (what a great name!) who did a lot of work with Walt Disney in the early days but left and started his own animation studio. This is one of my favorites of his, and though the pacing is a little slow, as animation from the 30s often was, it has some beautiful imagery.


  • greenmanTN

    I’m not really up on the specifics, but I suspect that if Trump grabs Caitlyn by the pussy he’ll get a real surprise.

    • Lamb Urgini

      add to my list of ” things I won’t be getting up on “

    • barrixines

      It’s a grim thought being up on Caitlyn’s specifics.

  • barrixines

    Fucking hell, just shoot me now. Really, the world can not get any more stupid.

    • Rambie

      Just wait, we’ve got four more years to lower the bar –or is that raise the bar of stupidity– coming.

    • Todd20036

      You keep out of this. He doesn’t have to shoot you now….

    • Ron Robertson

      You are far more optimistic than I am, and I am generally pretty optimistic.

    • Strepsi

      The world can’t, but Republicans keep scraping the bottom of the barrel until they discover a new bottom underneath.

      No one went broke underestimating the intelligence of conservative voters… some people got elected because of it.

  • Yeah, like *that’ll* happen.
    There is *nothing* pretty about that picture.

  • Joe in PA

    “It’s a brilliant idea,” ….

    Yes, brilliant, brilliant I say!

    • BuffaloDan

      “Brilliant” equals what now?

      Or it is Backwards Day? Oh; goody! It’s clearly Backwards Day….

      • swimboy

        No, that’s tomorrow.

  • Texndoc

    It all sounds like The Apprentice. “See, this will really put the team over the top!” Mr Trump won’t do it though, because Caitlyn is just a guy in a dress. Think of something else.

  • DaddyRay

    As long as Caitlyn doesn’t try to use the wrong bathroom

    • Uncle Mark

      Wouldn’t Pence be calling in the secret service if he saw Caitlyn in the the same men’s room he was using


    Oh, ick.

  • Lars De

    It’s becoming very apparent that people who are cast on reality tv shows actually have a very warped sense of reality, believing that they are somehow spokespersons or leaders, or even presidential.

    • barrixines

      I also think they are so conditioned to life as a reality star they truly believe real life resolutions can be reached in the same trite scripted way as their TV shows. So of course Caitlyn doing the Hokey Pokey with Donald fixes everything.

    • It’s also part of our media culture that only cares about celebrities, no matter how minor. Even our so-called mainstream news media is celebrity obsessed.

  • OdieDenCO

    yeah, that’s not going to work

  • Tiger Quinn

    The image of that is going to do nothing but be grist for mockery, and yet again gays are going to be lumped in with all of that.

  • Chris Gardner

    Caitlyn is such a huge icon of the LGBT community. We all just love her so much. We’d be totally on board with President Trump if he were to just dance with her. OMG! /snark

    • Jerry

      Yeah, I don’t care if he grabs her by the pussy…she’s dead to me, and I don’t think any token gesture will heal the wounds, what with Pence and the shit-show cabinet members.

  • Ninja0980

    Trump may support LGBT rights (he doesn’t) but the people he is putting in his cabinet, his VP and his likely pick for SCOTUS sure as hell don’t.
    And having a traitor to our community dance with him sure as hell won’t change that fact.

  • AtticusP

    I want to see the look on Trunt’s face when he tries to grab Caitlyn’s pussy…

  • PickyPecker
    • Nychta

      That was my reaction, too. I should know better than to read JMG during breakfast.

    • barrixines

      I thought that was Maggie G at first then I saw there was still food in her hand and realised it couldn’t be.

    • Joe in PA

      Loose meat sandwich?

  • rextrek1

    ..ohh pleeeeze – where do I throw up…..?! So DUMP dancing with Jenner is supposed to make the F.A.D.A. more palatable to LGBT people? Hey Caitlyn GFY with DUMPS tiny dick!

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    What could be more perfect?

  • But will he grab her…oh wait. Nevermind. She hasn’t had surgery yet as far as I know.

  • Gustav2

    I just threw up a little in my mouth.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      I just threw up all over Pennsylvania Avenue.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    I’d pay not to see that.

    Here’s an actual product LGBT people can buy. The Donald Trump Jar of Horrors.,scalefit_950_800_noupscale/5769cf171500002f001baad4.jpeg

    • KnownDonorDad

      Which is also the nickname of Trump’s cabinet.

  • mlawrence

    Since when did Caitlyn Jenner become a “representative” or spokesperson for the LGBTQ community? She certainly does NOT represent me.

    • Bared Bear

      No. She’s a republican first… party before country… party before human decency first kind of gal. I have no use for her or the crumbs from her table.

      • seant426

        She votes her pocketbook not her conscience.

      • TuuxKabin

        A regular deplorable, I, me, MINE.

    • olandp

      She does not represent anyone but herself. (I would use the male pronoun because of my lack of respect for Jenner, but I know it would be disrespectful to our actual trans brothers and sisters, know however, I’m thinking it.)

      • Charlie In SF

        As soon as that show gets Kancelled, Caitlyn will go back to being Bruce.

    • DE

      Since when is there an “LGBTQ” community?

    • Strepsi

      Never, she’s just the only open queer who’ll be at the inauguration. Just like they thought Ben Carson would heal racism because he’s black. Republicans can not get past appearances.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    That’s just going to piss off his fundigelical followers and the Nazis as well. So . . . I hope he does it.

    • Mike

      Now, if we could get to see Caitlin piss ON Trump and selected evangelicals, that might be enough to sustain us for the next four years.

  • MonochromeMouse

    Hey dumbasses, the vast majority of the LGBT community doesn’t like Caitlyn, anyone with a brain sees her as a vapid spoiled bitch trying to desperately cling to what tiny shred of fame she still has.

  • Jeffrey

    Caitlyn Jenner, a wealthy and famous whore, does not understand anything about the LGBT community and she certainly is not going to be able to help republicans learn anything. I bet they smile and laugh when they meet her and immediately go wash their hands after shaking hers. There is nothing that a rich white lady can say for me that I cant say for myself. She is not one of us, she will never be one of us. But she isn’t one of them either.

  • GayOldLady

    Attention MSM…….If Trump decides to dance with Caitlyn understand that changes nothing as far as the LGBT community is concerned. We know tRump would snuggle up to anything if it helped him and we have proof of it.

  • Frostbite

    Lol. Like I give a shit who either of them dance with.

  • Jeffrey

    We aren’t as easy to dupe as the christians. Sorry guys, youre going to have to do better than that.

  • Gigi

    Caitlyn Jenner is a wound on the LGBT community so, were this dance to happen, it wouldn’t heal anything. It’d really upset christian conservstives though so, go for it.

    • Steverino

      What, Pence won’t dance with her, too?

  • madknits

    Oh, dear. No.

  • The Professor


  • b

    Dumb magic tricks don’t work with us. The ignorant elected an ignorant guy who pulled a bunny out of hat and was called an amazing miracle worker!

    We don’t fall for propaganda, bluster, stupid imagery and promises. We only see results. The ignorant republican strategists would know that if they studied how we dealt with Rahm Emanuel when he advised Obama to put off gay rights because he already had the gays in his bag of loyal voters.

  • Jeffrey

    What a surprise when he tries to grab HER by the pussy.

    • Gustav2

      He might find a bigger dick than he is used to handling everyday.

      • Jeffrey

        I am certain that is true.

  • T-Batwoman

    Please shoot me now, what a calamity she has been for the trans community.

    • barrixines

      Those were my sentiments but I extended that community to anyone who wasn’t a Grade A moron. She’s a calamity for all of us.

  • Ninja0980

    Bottom line, there are way too many folks who really don’t think Republicans are going to try and roll back all the rights we gained and view us as sore losers.
    In their minds, Clarence Thomas was just kidding when he told the Federalist Society he’d have no qualms overturning Obergefell if the right case AKA having the court with right wing hacks came along.
    Republicans who have vowed to make it so anyone can discriminate against us anywhere based on “religious freedom” don’t really mean it.
    I could go on and on but you get the drift.
    When bigots have made it clear they will go after us and Trump says he won’t do anything to stop them, I believe him.
    And nothing worthless stupid traitors to our community such as Caitlyn Jenner, Tammy Bruce, Richard Grenell, Guy Benson and others will say changes that.

    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      They remind me too much of idiots relying on Obamacare who didn’t notice how many times the GOP Congress tried to repeal it.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Trump will end up with a handful.

  • Mark

    go ahead Donnie…grab THAT pussy!

  • kelven

    Well that would certainly be the cherry on top of the grotesque spectacle that will be the swearing in of Hair Furor.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Remember when Ricky Martin made W dance on stage at his inauguration? That’s when I fell in love with Ricky.

  • Brian in Valdosta


    If they think that Caitlyn Jenner somehow represents or speaks for any faction of the LGBTQ community, then they are even more out of touch than I have always known them to be.

    She speaks for herself, and no one else.

    • Jeffg166

      For a price.

  • Halou

    Wasn’t she the one who endorsed Ted Cruz?
    She is not a credible representative for transgender people, much less a champion of the community’s interests.

  • ryan charisma

    I don’t like Caitlyn.

    I can’t stomach Donald.

    So this will mean didly-friggin’-squat to me.

    there, I said it. boy do I feel better.

  • David Jones

    The idea of Caitlyn Jenner dancing with Trump would mean nothing more than Adolf Hitler kissing babies. Why not invite Dan Savage to have that honor. Really? LMAO

  • OdieDenCO

    donny’s not going to dance with anyone with / that is a bigger dick than him

  • lymis

    This is their approach.

    “Look, we have a black guy. Look, we danced with a (likely offensive slang term for) trans person! Look, we have a gay guy who spouts our party line!”

    So therefore, the rest of black people, trans people, and gay and lesbian people can’t possibly have an issue!

    One dance with a trans person that the community by and large loathes isn’t going to heal anything, especially not while all the rest of your people are still gleefully announcing their plans to attack us.

  • JDS

    As entertainment perhaps ol’ Caitlyn can join Melanoma in a game of “ping pong”.

  • The inmates are now running the asylum. Nuclear winter can’t come soon enough.

    • Uncle Mark

      Well, that would fix global warming for a few years

  • Taylor

    I’d almost tune in for that, just to see the look of discomfort on Trump’s face.

  • Happy_Housewife

    I think it should be a slow dance, while Rick Perry slowly parades back and forth on the stage wearing his “Miss Texas Gas & Oil” sash, and waving to the crowd.

  • BobSF_94117

    Wall flower Milo will be so disappointed…

    • Bared Bear

      I know… nobody ever wants to grab her pussy. Poor thang.

  • Blake Jordan
  • Two reality stars mugging for a camera will not show me a fucking thing.

    • Bared Bear

      It’ll be a soft and sensual mugging.

  • Do-Si-Don’t Believe

    Listen, we’ve all seen Donald nuzzling Rudy Giuliani’s breasts while Rudy was wearing a dress. And we’ve watched him put his tongue up Putin’s ass. Doin’ a 30-second do-si-do with whatever Bruce Jenner purports to be now ain’t gonna convince nobody of nothin’.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Oh yeah ! Then Melania should cut in and announce she is lesbian.
    The exploding trumpanzees across the land would be freakin’ epic.
    LOL ha ha ha aha ha

  • RJ Bone

    Does Caitlyn like misogynistic pigish dunderheads grabbing her by the whatever?

  • Supercubby

    I don’t usually gag while reading the news, but you got me this time, Joe!!

  • Oh’behr

    Yes, that will help, nothing. You still picked Pence and other douche-wings of the far-reich for your administration.

  • KnownDonorDad

    Picking Mike Pence as VP? Jeff Sessions as AG? Tom Price at HHS? Betsy DeVos at Education? Mike Pompeo at the CIA? Some Heritage Foundation-handpicked SCOTUS nominee? Etc., Etc.? No worries, he’s going to dance with a fellow reality TV personality! Yay!

  • Ernest Endevor

    She went to the same plastic surgeon for the cheek implants as Melania. So there’s that.

  • Boy Elvis

    If “healing wounds” and “making me barf all over my shoes” are the same thing then yes, this would get it done.

  • Mike in Texas

    OMG … And they say progressives live in a bubble! This is cluelessness beyond the pale.

  • dcurlee

    The only thing it shows is a photo op

  • DJ John Bear

    They’re going to “heal LGBT wounds” by dancing with a transgender quisling?? That’s rich.

    How about these instead:
    1. Reaching across the aisle to bring the country together
    2. Providing guaranteed assurances that Obergfell will not be rolled back.
    3. Providing guaranteed assurances that we won’t be denied services, housing, employment for “religious reasons”.

    Just scratching the surface here, but it would be a start. Not that I’m holding my breath or anything.

  • Phil2u

    HIstoric…and a thousand laughs! I will effing buy the video.

  • DumbHairyApe

    I didn’t think I could dislike Caitlyn any more than I already did. I was wrong.

    • Reality.Bites

      I hope you don’t make the mistake of thinking you’ve maxed out now.

      • JCF


  • Exatron

    If he really wants to heal wounds, all he has to do is have Pence resign, appoint Clinton as his replacement, and resign himself once she’s confirmed.

    Somehow, I doubt that will happen.

    At least time wounds all heels.

  • Jack

    An image of Rump and Caitlyn dancing will do nothing to assuage LGBT “wounds.”

    BUT I’d love to see the conservatoon reaction.

  • Dave

    Placating bullshit for weak minds (and evidently there are are more than a few of those in the LGBT world). I don’t know why he thinks dancing with that washed-up, overrated bitch will “mollify” anyone with half a brain.

  • EdA

    Well, at last something so remarkably silly as to brighten up my day with a laugh before the overall ghastliness begins.

  • Cosmo Tupper

    I’m not the kind that can be “mollified” – rather enraged at the suggestion of “fooling” us into conforming to bigoted idiocy. I gagged a little when I read the headline but on some level, they are made for each other…..he’s a user and she’s willing to be used…… A perfect definition of biblical submission, right?

  • Cucker “Dick” Tarlson

    All right, that’s enough surreal for me today.

  • Not going to mollify me.

  • Cosmo Tupper

    If it were to happen, given she’s a celebrity, he may forget himself and try to grab her “pnssy”. I mean, they all want it even though they say they don’t, right, trump? P3rvert!

  • DesertSun59

    This is a joke, right?

  • justmeeeee

    Trump doesn’t give a shit about gay or transgender anything, but he won’t do it. It won’t do much to get LGBT on his side and it’ll really piss of some of the conservative wackos that are his base (even if he sits around every night laughing at them behind their backs).

    • LesbianTippingHabits

      Not re tipping, but perhaps pissing them off is precisely the point.

      Thank you.

  • Scott Fitler

    You don’t get to belong to a community unless you actually participate and do something in that community.

  • HomerTh

    I don’t need to be healed.

  • Blackfork

    THE perfect example of the ignorant leading the delusional.

  • TheManicMechanic

    Oh, pleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease…




    …ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it!!!

    Mending fences with the LGBT community??? Only the Log Dropping (and Eating) Republicans would cream their garments over that, the rest of us will see the fakeass nonsense. The hardcore supporters will take it as yet another slap in their turkey-wattled faces they so deservedly need smacked, and the spectacle will continue to be disgusting absurdity for the history books.

  • Cosmo Tupper

    I think Bruce actually “molted” into Caitlyn, like a dung beetle!

  • DaveMiller135

    Back-leading bitch.

  • Rex

    Republicans need help understanding LGBTQ issues – Caitlyn is a republican. I think she needs help understanding the issues as well.

  • Dagoril

    It will make the men who run One Million Moms ecstatic, for sure!

  • Crow on a Top Hat

    He would only dance with her if he saw her as a woman. Somehow I don’t think he’s that enlightened. His supporters though are definitely transphobic.

  • dafs

    This would be boneheaded. The LGBT community would recognize they’re being pandered to, and all the shitty Trump supporters would lose their mind over him acknowledging that a trans woman is actually a person.

    So what I’m saying is, he should totally do it.

  • David Wickham

    These people are fucking idiots

    • David Walker

      That’s no way to talk about their wives or hustlers.

  • The_Wretched

    I’m sitting here with a confused and stunned look on my face. I knew the (R) were clueless but hugging a self-aggrandizing annoyance won’t change a single mind about trump.

  • TKW

    I hope he does ’cause we would give a flying fuck but one-million-batshit-moms would have a total double-headed cow over it. As if Bruce knows anything beyond being a fuckwad repuglian.

  • Earl

    You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. I don’t know who is dumber, the advisors or Jenner.

    • Reality.Bites

      We haven’t seen Jenner saying yes, so my money’s on the advisors

  • Rex

    Not sure about her other transition, but her transition to a complete sell-out asshole is complete.

  • JaniceInToronto

    I’m gonna puke.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Sorry, but in my book, Jenner doesn’t count. (S)he’s a gender tourist floating in a Hollywood bubble.

  • andrew

    The only LGBT people whose “wounds” will be healed by seeing Trump dance with Jenner are the fools who call themselves Log Cabin Republicans.

  • Lakeview Bob

    The GOP is so insensitive to transgendered people that they don’t understand how much Jenner is reviled.

  • edrex

    maybe if trump fellates her?

    • TuuxKabin

      Different avatar?

      • edrex

        Vajrapani — wrathful Buddhist deity — wielder of thunderbolts (among other things). Feels right for the times.

        • TuuxKabin

          Feeling wrathful here. Friend’s flt. into LGA 4 hours delay because of the air space fuck up between here and Andrews Air Force Base. No lunch together, but at least she’ll be visiting until Sunday morning. Just changed my avatar as well, was going to wait until sundown, but you lead.

          • edrex

            I’m planning to up the wrath a bit for tomorrow.

          • TuuxKabin

            Would ‘cha?

          • edrex

            have a loooong brunch tomorrow.

          • TuuxKabin

            she’s arrived. already started.

  • David

    A picture IS worth a thousand words. Not the words they’re thinking though.

  • Sean Taylor

    I want to see the footage of Mike Pence’s head exploding

  • goofy_joe

    Do you really think one dance is going to solve everything? That solution is about as simple as they are.

  • Geoffrey Snyder

    Huh. So dancing with someone who’s proved over and over again that she doesn’t understand nor is all that interested in our issues will show us precisely what again?

  • Gregory B

    The only thing that will make this proud gay feel better will be throwing up after or perhaps during their dance.

  • Dk6

    time does not heal all wounds, especially when you’re trying to dismantle the country as we know it, what a bullshit line

  • Charlie In SF

    Ah, no.

  • ColdCountry

    What a great idea! That’ll work, for sure! *headdesk*

  • Mrs. Councillor Nugent

    “Time heals all wounds,” one GOPer pointed out.”
    One can only hope that Time wounds all heels.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      But not bone spurs!!
      Trump’s bone spurs are sure to flare back and leave him hobbled.
      Likely, just before his impeachment.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Righteo – Because a transparent show of pandering will convince people who he and Pence are targeting for systematic and brutal discrimination to just happily climb aboard the internment trains. That may work with the quizling Log Cabinets, but thinking people are not fooled. Queue the next lame idea.

  • SFBruce

    Sure, this will work. None of use will be moved by something so transparent, and I’m not sure that trans women are a big favorite of the Nameless One’s supporters.

    • Reality.Bites

      It wouldn’t even work with an ADMIRED trans activist, let alone an opportunist we already despised

  • NancyP


  • Friday

    They really must think we’re stupid or something. 🙂

    • Reality.Bites

      Or that he is

  • Ian

    That’s a lose-lose for him…He should DO IT! DONALD J. TRUMP submits to LGBT activists will scream the right. Caitlyn Jenner a blood traitor to her people screams the left.

  • Gerry Fisher

    I like the concept that comes from 12-step programs that says that, if you screw up really, REALLY badly, then you need to explicitly and whole-heartedly make amends. Dancing with Caitlyn is a symbolic gesture, not a valid attempt to make amends. It wouldn’t do diddlysquat.

    >Republicans need help understanding LGBTQ issues and I’m here to help!

    Oh, Hon, you’d have to learn the issues yourself before teaching them to others. Rookies aren’t mentors or role models (except for people less experienced than the rookie).

    • barrixines

      On the subject of her gender she says the hardest part of being a woman is deciding which outfit to wear. I would imagine her comment on LGBT issues is that the biggest challenge LGBT people face is finding something to wear that matches rainbow.

  • Readen Reply

    Maybe Cait can blow Putin to improve things for the Russian queers.

  • Acronym Jim

    How would dancing with Kaitlyn mollify us? The last time I checked, R(eality) S(tar) wasn’t on the approved list of inclusion.

  • Reality.Bites

    If anyone, this could only work on white women who are sympathetically inclined towards the LGBTQ community but have no real connection to it or knowledge, who might think, “Trump is with Kaitlyn, he must be OK.”

  • Rob

    Doesn’t she need to understand LGBTQ issues first, before she can help them understand?

  • karmanot

    “Besides mollifying the LGBTQ community” Seriously? UUUURRRRRRRPP!

  • Raising_Rlyeh

    And Hitler ordered the doctor who tried to save hitler’s mom, as well as hitler’s commanding officer in ww1, to be off limits from being rounded up. I’m sure the other jews totally thought he wasn’t anti-jew after that.

  • MBear


  • Ben in Oakland

    Well, goshes! If Caitlyn dances with trump, she has to watch out, because he has been known to grab women by the…

    Oh, never mind!

    • ZRAinSWVA

      Which is sure to make tRump extra-special curious. Let’s hope he goes in with both hands!

  • Tempus Fuggit

    President-elect Donald Trump is being urged by some advisers to save at least one dance for Caitlyn Jenner [to mollify] the LGBTQ community

    LOLROFL no.

    • Reality.Bites

      Indeed, it would have to be renamed the LOLROFL Community.

  • JWC

    Like that is going to smoothe over Trump and LGBTI realationships

  • gaymex1

    I would pay to see a transperson slap the snot out of this demented republican fool. How fucked up do you have to be to not see the You’re Not Welcome Here sign that the republican base is waving in your stretched and lubricated face? The only thing they have in common is the sharing of a big dose of mental illness.

    • ZRAinSWVA

      And money. Lots and lots of money.

  • ericxdc

    Cool. If he dancea with Don King they’ll have The Blacks taken care of, too.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
  • Michael

    The thought of that makes me physically ill.

  • boobert

    That freak is nothing but a publicity whore and cares about no one ! I guess that statement applies to both of them, lol.

  • Mark


  • bambinoitaliano

    He prefer the piss stained toothy Giuliani in drag.

  • J Ascher

    Maybe if they dance the tango or other intimate dance!

  • Javier Smith

    Buckle up, Buckaroos!

  • JCF
  • JCF

    “Republicans need help understanding LGBTQ issues and I’m here to help!”

    And your Olympic form will get a great work-out as a sonderkommando (kommanda?), Cait! You’ll be a BIG “help”.

  • John Kusters

    You’re not helping, Caitlyn!

  • Gianni

    “It’s a brilliant idea,” a member of the incoming administration told me. Seriously? 😀

  • JellyDonut

    Trump will grab her by uhhhh

  • RoughRugger

    Just when you think Mango Mussolini’s staff couldn’t possibly be more tone-deaf, ignorant of the issues facing the groups he’s NOT courting, or oblivious to the optics of his actions, THIS happens.

    Hey Twitler! Wanna know how to “send a strong message that you support gay rights and trans rights”? Do something in support of gay rights & trans rights.