Roger Stone: My Photographic Analysis Proves That Ted Cruz’s Father Definitely Helped Assassinate JFK

“In my upcoming book, The Making President 2016, I show you why it is not fake news and I make the case that Ted Cruz’s father was indeed a CIA operative and was indeed in New Orleans. So that has yet to be adjudicated. You’re going to want to read this book. Why did Trump do that? That’s simple. It was published in the National Enquirer, the photograph that they published came from the Warren Commission report, federal government report on the Kennedy assassination, and I will show you using a lot of high technology photographic analysis that it is indeed Ted Cruz’s father.” – Roger Stone, speaking on New York City talk radio station WABC.

  • Jude Newton

    I can write a book & make a convincing case that Roger Stone was adopted & his real parents were Nazi war criminals. So there.

    • Lars Littlefield

      Well, sure. Because it’s true.

      • ColdCountry

        It must be! I just read it on the internet!!

  • Lakeview Bob

    Again, the mentally ill seem to choose to be Repulsive-cons.

    • b


  • another_steve

    Jimmy Hoffa is in my basement, in the dirty linens bag.

    (Please don’t tell anyone.)

    • Lars Littlefield

      Liar! Everyone knows he was thrown into a wood chipper and used to make Presto Logs!

      • Mark

        No way…he’s hiding in Willie Nelson’s beard…

      • bzrd

        No, he’s in the Hermitage Museum in St. Petersburg along with the other mummies

    • Jerry

      I always heard he was under the concrete, in the end zone, when the Meadowlands was built.

      • BearEyes

        the Mythbusters did ground penetrating radar there and came up empty

    • greenmanTN

      The gay mafia got him. They made him fem with the swishes. 😉

      In very stylish stylish concrete pumps, naturally.

  • Sam_Handwich

    Roger Stone: My Photographic Analysis Photogenic Anal Cyst Proves That Ted Cruz’s Father Definitely Helped Assassinate JFK

    • Todd20036

      His photogenic anal cyst would probably make a better president than Hair Furor, IMHO

  • Michael R

    ” You’re going to want to read this book ”

  • Dazzer

    The man’s clearly been drinking too much unicorn rainbow pee

  • disqus_Qm7Y1t9k8U

    Does Roger Stone even understand that defamation and slander is a…THING?? Like, does he understand that it’s an actual legal concept?

  • Bryan

    Didn’t the crazies already tie it to Prescott Bush? Mom watched one of those rare lefty woo documentaries.

  • Boreal

    When they are not sacking the country they will fight over conspiracy theories.

  • disqus_Qm7Y1t9k8U

    Like…isn’t he himself a lawyer? Shouldn’t he know that Rafael can probably sue him for nine figures over this?

    • Dot Beech

      Rafael Cruz has made himself a public figure. The standard for defamation against public figures is almost always impossibly high. Cruz will have to prove the statement is untrue and was made with actual malice. Even proving that it is untrue might be difficult from this distant point in time. Then how do you prove actual malice?

      Stone just needs to stay he honestly believes it is true and stick to his story. If he has a photo that passably resembles Cruz, there’s his excuse.

      And if he’s got the Koch Brothers, or some other similar wealthy disgusting pig, to pay the bill, what does he care if there is a civil judgment against him?

  • Dot Beech

    Fabulous. I shall enjoy watching them destroy one another.

  • CraigNJ

    “high technology photographic analysis” = Photoshop

    • Bad Tom

      Photoshop is expensive.
      I suspect Stone used an, ummm, more cost effective tool.
      Every Windows laptop has Paint installed for free.

    • lattebud

      I was thinking a magnifying glass

  • Robert Adams

    I’ve repeatedly seen photographic evidence that definitely proves the Jedi Order exists.

  • Acronym Jim

    “I will show you using a lot of high technology photographic analysis…”

    Translation: I counted the pixels.

  • geoffalnutt

    People this crazy and hateful can’t help infighting. They are Tolkien’s Orcs. In their fear and rage they’ll turn on each other. I expect mysterious deaths to follow shortly. They always do. By the way – where’s Kellyanne and her wig?

    • Lars Littlefield

      Don’t forget the three air disasters that are inevitable. They always happen in threes and after lots of fear mongering.

  • Gerry Fisher


  • Bill #drain that swamp?

    Why most Americans are turning away from religion… Their leaders lie about everything, don’t care about the sick and poor, pick on our most vulnerable members. A$$holes … Everyone of them.

    • bzrd

      I need another airplane
      give me money

  • boobert

    O/T: Jenifer Holiday CANCELLED !

    • Acronym Jim

      So did Paul Anka.


      • Dramphooey

        Well, thankya, Mr. Anka.

        • CB

          I would gladly give up coffee for Sanka,
          Even Sanka, now Anka, for you.

          (With apologies to Cole Porter.)

      • Tiger Quinn

        Wait, really>

        • Acronym Jim

          Yep. Apparently he forgot he had a custody hearing scheduled for the same time (at least, that’s his story).

          • William

            She had his baby and doesn’t want him raising it.

          • ChrisMorley

            He’s now on his third wife – married yet again in October 2016, no sign of a new sprog yet.

          • Dot Beech

            Oh, dear God! He’s just way too old to be involved in a custody hearing, unless he is the star witness in a custody trial for his great-grandchild.

          • Acronym Jim

            Nope. This is his own child. I wonder if the ex will point out that Anka is so worried about having custody of his child that he double-booked a performance at the same time as the hearing.

          • ChrisMorley

            “I’ve been in a custody battle for two years for my son Ethan (11),” Anka said in an interview with TMZ. “We have a new schedule now, and we’re unable to do it.”
            His new schedule requiring him to cancel apparently didn’t exist when he accepted 24 hours earlier.

      • William

        What will the kids dance to?

    • Michael R

      Remember : Trump doesn’t want anyone talented at his inauguration .

  • LovesIrony

    He also shot JR

    • Snarkaholic

      Yes…right after burning down Cleopatra’s library in Alexandria.

      • LovesIrony

        and killing Abel.

        • Bad Tom

          THAT MONSTER!

          • Todd20036

            He also tempted Eve.

  • Dramphooey

    Wow. Knock yourself out, dude. I don’t like that son of a bitch Cruz anyhow.

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    • bzrd

      thanks, Eddi

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    • Snarkaholic

      Let both sides seek to evoke the wonders of science instead of its terrors.
      (John F. Kennedy)

    • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

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      • Paula

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    • Professor Barnhardt

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    • ColdCountry

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    • greenmanTN

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  • greenmanTN

    Let’s just hope he can find a grassy knoll close to the Trump inauguration…

  • William
    • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

      Everyone that matters was there. Isn’t that Hoover’s sweety Clyde Tolson wearing a helmet? I think I see Hoover himself back there too.

      • Michael R

        I see a short Darth Vader standing near him .

    • stevenj

      HW Bush has quite the history.

      The book I referenced above (The Devil’s Chessboard) has the details on ex CIA Bush. And how his family became wealthy.

  • TrollopeReader

    The Important Question is will Alex Jones believe this?

  • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

    GOP right-wingnut infighting is funny, but this is just another snow job distraction from the important stuff. A lot of that is happening. While the shit storm of “news” stories happens, confirmation hearings are going on, and disastrous legislation is going through, without the full attention they deserve.

  • Djurisk

    When this gets repeated 666 times it becomes a fact.
    – Internet 101

    • Talisman

      Unless it’s posted to Facebook, when it immediately becomes fact.

      • Kyle Lyles

        Farcebook is this decade’s AOL. Drooling idiots sharing tin foil conspiracy theories.

  • MonochromeMouse

    Oh yeah, well my photogenic anuses prove that Roger Stone was the real mastermind behind both 9/11 and the bombing of Pearl Harbor.

  • houstonray

    Hey Roger go for it! Tell trump he needs to open an investigation of Cruz’ father. This should go over well in the senate and maybe trump can tweet Senator Cruz and ask some questions. What’s the worst that could happen? (Evil grin)

  • hahahhaha… wut????

    these people are all insane.

  • Clive Johnson

    In a way we need more people like Stone wreaking havoc within the GOP.

  • SFBruce

    Well, if Trump thinks CNN is fake news, I’m sure he’ll be all over this.

  • Earl

    I know his name is Stone, but what drug is he using to achieve this mental state?

    I want to know, so that I never use it.

    • Clive Johnson

      Nixonovirus coated tablets.

  • karen in kalifornia

    This guy should be under house. Period.

  • Michael McReavy

    Stone’s book to be published by Simon and Schuster?

  • xtal

    I want to like Roger, if only because he is a bisexual swinger, but I have to stand my ground. He knows what’s up, but he shades it in grey.

    • Martin

      Confucius say unhinged swinger is like broken gate.

      • xtal


      • xtal

        My real name is Martin btw !

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    >> Roger Stone: My Photographic Analysis Proves, …

    Sorry, Roger (kidney)-Stones, but urinalysis stinks!
    Stick a cork in it.

  • BearEyes

    “high technology photographic analysis”
    is that what we’re calling Photo-Shop these days?

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      … it likely just means that Breitbart’s tech editor Milo offered his “valuable insights”.

  • Superman

    If it were really defamation I’m almost certain Peter Thiel would be bankrolling his litigation, so it must be true.

  • ericxdc

    What the hell? If it helps destroy another republican tyrant, go for it, roger. Go for it!

  • Bad Tom

    I certainly trust Roger Stone’s “high technology photographic analysis” as much as I trust former sheriff Joe Arpaio’s “high technology document analysis” proving the scan of President Obama’s birth certificate was a scanned document!!!

  • KnownDonorDad

    Wow. He’s more unhinged than Steve Bannon.

  • Friday

    It’s not like it’s outside the realm of possibility that Cruz’ father was a CIA asset of some kind, actually, but I kind of doubt one photograph necessarily would connect him to anything in particular more than circumstantially.

  • stevenj

    One of the most fascinating books I read last year was David Talbot’s well researched The Devil’s Chessboard (2015). He builds quite a believable case about why JFK was killed. Rafael Cruz? Not even mentioned. However Cuban exiles were mighty pissed at JFK over the Bay of Pigs (among others and for other reasons). But the compelling evidence (and the lack of it courtesy of the Dallas Police Dept, FBI and Warren Commission) clearly puts the motives of US government officials in a different light.

  • Crow on a Top Hat

    I knew it! Now help me connect the zodiac killer’s family to Jack the ripper!

    • IamM

      Well, there’s Ted, then Rafi,

  • Martin

    Cool story, bro.

  • fuzzybits

    Ooo papa tooney.

  • Roger’s Mom
  • Jack

    If only.

  • Tom Ato

    And everybody knows that photographs can’t be doctored or manipulated in any way.

  • Kyle Lyles

    I have video of Donnie from 1990 where he blows (and swallows) Robert LiButti of the La Costa Nostra

  • andrew

    The low life scumbag Roger Stone attacking the low life scumbag father of the lowlife scumbag Ted Cruz. Which scumbag is a guy to root for?

  • stevenj

    “… photograph that they published came from the Warren Commission report, federal government report on the Kennedy assassination,…”

    Something like 70% of Americans did not believe the Warren Report by the 1970’s. Much evidence was tampered with or outright destroyed (largely by Hoover’s FBI). It was run by ex CIA director Allen Dulles. Ex Chief Justice Earl Warren was mortified by it’s conclusions and at one point wanted out. He was persuaded to stay on by LBJ.

    • TuuxKabin

      Any citation, or is it from the “Devil’s Chessboard” you mention on down the thread? Thanks.

      • stevenj

        Yes, starting on page 549, chapter 20 – For the Good of the Country.
        Also in Jim Marrs book “Crossfire” starting on page 518 you can see the Gallup Poll results I quoted above.

        I was so fascinated with this book and it’s details I picked up 2 others which I read in succession:
        “JFK, The CIA, Vietnam and the Plot to Assassinate JFK” by L Fletcher Prouty (this book provided the basis for Oliver Stone’s film JFK). Prouty was attacked at one point as being an anti semite although there doesn’t seem to be much proof of it and irrelevant to this book or his historical 1st person revelations which are stunning. The CIA’s history in Vietnam (he was a military liaison to the CIA and later became a assistant to one of the Joint Chiefs of Staff under Kennedy) in the 50’s is eye opening and extremely sad.
        “Crossfire” by Jim Marrs ( an author and professor who taught a class on the JFK assassination for 30 years at the University of Texas in Austin). This is one amazing analysis of the actual assassination in Dallas. The chapter on all the witnesses who had their cameras taken away from them, all the witnesses whose testimony at the Warren Commission was changed is chilling. He also details the The House Select Committee on Assassinations (convened in 1976) which was ready to rubber stamp the Warren Commission until some bombshell evidence was introduced. They were forced to conclude the possibility of a conspiracy in JFK’s death as well as RFK.
        Much of what is in these books is available to anyone at the National Archives and in FBI and CIA documents u nder the Freedom of Information Act.

        • TuuxKabin

          That’s a lot of bitter facts to read. Don’t know I could read them back to back, but intriguing. Thank you.

          • stevenj

            I just want to add that all 3 authors regard the JFK assassination as a still unsolved murder. The general public’s attitude remains largely apathetic. Talbot’s book though really provides the most compelling look at how our government has been/is set up and at what lengths those in power will go to keep the status quo. Trump’s cabinet picks are nightmarish examples of that power.

    • Reality.Bites

      None of which matters in this case. Standing near Oswald, not even in Dallas, does not make him a co-conspirator.

      Besides which, Cruz is a Republican. If his father did help kill Kennedy at this stage Republicans would give him a medal.


  • Larry in Oklahoma

    And as the great Hillary Clinton said, “At this point, what does it MATTER???”

  • Galvestonian

    He wrote it filled with B.S., rumors and innuendos so he could make some money … what a crock. !!!

  • leastyebejudged

    The picture makes me think of Leslie Nielsen in Airplane every time.

    • Millstone

      Same here. Every time.

  • JCF
  • Andrea Skolnik
  • Andrea Skolnik

    Geee Roger , You are losing the room . Where are all your normal cut out trolls you usually have monitoring any mention of you. A skim of these comments shows that you have dirty tricked your own ass in to a corner and your reputation as an idiot proceeds you . What’s an old ratfucker to do ??? Here is that full Bio that gets your panties all twisted up your taint and that I will keep posting anywhere
    that mentions your name until we no longer have to look at you at all .