LIVE VIDEO: Donald Trump’s Press Conference

Well, this should prove VERY entertaining:

President-elect Donald Trump is facing his most important day since the election. His news conference, Trump’s first since winning the election, was already looming as a significant rite of passage for someone who is undergoing a transformation from rabble-rousing candidate to the next American President. But new allegations involving Russia are sure to inject an extra charge.

The news conference, expected to begin at 11 am ET in midtown Manhattan, follows exclusive reporting by CNN on Tuesday that classified documents presented last week to President Barack Obama and Trump included allegations that Russian operatives claim to have compromising personal and financial information about Mr. Trump, multiple US officials with direct knowledge of the briefings tell CNN.

  • Michael R

    ” I’m tired of playing , everyone is mean ”
    Throws board on ground

  • Stogiebear

    New drinking game word: Pee.

    DRINK!

    • The Return of Traxley

      Todd Starnes: I WIN!!!

  • Jeffrey

    Live stream? No thank you.

    • johncAtl

      A 98.6 degree live stream.

    • William

      Clean up on aisle three.

      • Soniacmazzone

        Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj36d:
        On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive if you don’t check it
        !mj36d:
        ➽➽
        ➽➽;➽➽ http://GoogleFinancialJobsCash36DigitalcGetPay$97Hour ★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★::::::!mj36d:….,….

    • Jeffrey

      Trump Live Stream is what you ask for when you dial 9 at the Moscow Ritz Carlton.

      • beariac

        Spritz Carlton. FTFY. 😉

    • Jeffrey

      I stand corrected because I thought he was going to be a piss poor president.

      • Rex

        Not even Piss Elegant.

      • Nowhereman

        If he had an enlarged prostrate, he would BRAG about it!

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Relax, it’s just a dribble

    • HZ81

      Perfect. You get cheese on everything today and a bj.

    • The Sentinel

      Well done.

    • Kim K’s Kute Koochy✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ
  • NO MORE GOP!

    I just can’t. The revulsion I feel is just too strong.

    • Stogiebear

      I’m looking forward to the stream of consciousness delivery and how long it takes him to blow a gasket when he starts getting questions.

      • NO MORE GOP!

        Heh. You said stream.

        • Stogiebear

          ;^)

      • Natty Enquirer

        I predict he will be chemically sedated.

  • Gustav2

    Mr Trump, so you deny the prostitutes the Russians hired pee’d on you?

    • The Return of Traxley

      Follow up question: Shitgibbon, since visiting Moscow in 2013, have you continued to let Russian prostitutes pee on you?

    • Rex

      He didn’t have to go to Russia to pay people to piss on him, plenty of people right here would do it for free.

  • T-Batwoman

    I’ll be shocked if it actually happens.

    • Butch

      I was going to say – anyone want to make the Toby Ziegler bet on whether this press conference actually happens? (To clarify, that bet involves whatever money I have in my pocket at the moment versus whatever money you have in yours. And Todd, I know you too well – that’s why I didn’t just say “whatever’s in my pocket.”)

    • Snarkaholic

      If it does, he’ll twist every question asked and ‘answer’ each with a totally unrelated soliloquy of how wonderful he is, and how he’s gonna get back at all the meeeean people who are mocking him.

      • Joe in PA

        Mz Conway has learned well.

  • Steverino

    Breitbart will be there with PeePee the frog.

  • Natty Enquirer

    Don’t hold back, Donald. You know the truth will eventually dribble out.

    • William

      At his age, Trump is lucky to have a dribble.

  • Bared Bear

    Mark Hamill needs to break out his Joker voice for the nesting Russian pee doll denials.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    This is a golden opportunity for Trump to shower us with his pearls of wisdom.
    Will we hear his secret plan to defeat ISIS?
    Will we hear of his plan to charm Putin into being a teddy bear instead of a grizzly?

    • Joe in PA

      Must. Not. Up. Vote. Pee. Reference.

      Oh hell, good job. 🙂

    • David Walker

      Have the help convinced him to use an earpiece so they can feed him the answers? Or did they just say “Stick it in your ear!”

  • Bared Bear

    The Republican’s trickle down economics is taking on a whole new meaning… or maybe the same one. Pretty much the same effect.

    • AJD

      Tinkle-down economics.

    • NO MORE GOP!

      Smaller scale trickle in Trump’s case. Small enough to hold in his tiny hands.

    • Steverino

      I always thought it was in reference to the 0.1% pissing down on the rest of us.

    • Chucktech

      “Trickle on.”

  • Steverino

    He’s envious of Jina because they have the Yellow River.

    • Kim K’s Kute Koochy✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      It’s official, all Democrats fault.

  • GayOldLady

    I wonder how long it will take him to blame Hillary for this mess?

    • Gustav2

      Certainly the Obama appointed CIA, etc.

    • Halou

      I wonder if any of the Moscow prostitutes were Clinton lookalikes? Just Asking Questions.

    • pj

      obama

    • Rex

      He hasn’t already?

      • Mike__in_Houston

        Damn. You beat me to it…

    • Mike__in_Houston

      You mean he hasn’t already?

    • another_steve

      Hillary urinated on Vince Foster before killing him.

      (I thought everyone knew that.)

      • David Walker

        She’s one nasty woman, all right.

    • greenmanTN

      Hillary has a bladder and she pees, ergo this is all her fault!

      Oh yeah, and BENGHAZI!

      • KCMC

        #Peeghazi

    • Kim K’s Kute Koochy✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      oh ,he already did last night

  • Michael R

    Can someone call Donald and make sure he’s ready ?

    https://s24.postimg.org/abis0ehc5/yellow_pages.jpg

    • Halou

      I don’t trust that paper.

    • Steverino

      Let your fingers do the walking.

  • Rex

    I’ll wait for the urinalysis following the news conference.

    • Acronym Jim

      “Mr. Trump would you give us you’re analysis on the Russian intelligence leak?”

      “It was all lie…wait, why are you all laughing?”

      • Chucktech

        “Stop laughing at me. STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!”

    • djcoastermark

      It will be a pissing contest.

    • KCMC

      coffee in nose. Love you.

  • Jeffrey

    Before the election I didn’t hate Donald Trump. I didn’t think much about him other than that he was a reality tv Star and an 80s Rich Asshole Icon. But now, when he finally strokes out on the toilet while rage tweeting during his 3AM Trump Steaks™ dump, I will not be sad.

    • Chucktech

      It would all be part of God’s Plan, you see…

  • The_Wretched

    There’s every reason to believe Putin is playing a bigger game to embarrass and disrupt the US. Step 1 was get Hillary not elected. Step 2 is trash trump after the election. He’s smart so he’ll be leaking in drips and drabs over time.

    • clay

      But it’s not just the US– if the US can’t have functional democratic systems, who should anyone else? It’s about Russian mother-land politics, as well as international relations with emerging nations, as well.

  • Silver Badger

    I’ll bet he’s full of piss and vinegar this morning!

    • Steverino

      He’s certain to be pissed off.

    • The Return of Traxley

      Negative on the vinegar.

      Just piss.

      Thank you.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        “Gimme a piss & Vinegar. And hold the vinegar!”

    • Lumpy Gaga

      No, just his normal cranberry juice and soda.

  • Oikos
    • Chucktech

      Fills you with pride for our country, doesn’t it?

      • Oikos

        It’s just dripping out of me.

      • AW

        A little tear drips out of my whatever.

        • Bill #drain that swamp?

          Everytime a prostitute pees a putin gets its way.

      • bill weber

        I believe this is called “kink-shaming.” IDGAF.

        • ColdCountry

          I could care less what his kinks are, as long as everyone is of age and a willing participant, I DO CARE, however, about the nasty vindictiveness that drove the event – if true – and about all the lying, and about any leverage Russia may have over our president.

    • Brian in Valdosta

      Even if these allegations of Goldenshowers-gate are not true, there is still the matter of Pussygrabbing-gate.

      “Nothing to fear but fear itself.” 1933
      “Ask not what your country can do for you.” 1961
      “I grab ’em in the pussy.” 2016

    • Nowhereman

      That’s about it.

  • Rex

    It will be interesting to see him try to cobble together a complete sentence.

    • Joe in PA

      Not. Gonna. Happen. ;(

    • Rambie

      This is all just to distract from the multiple-scheduled confirmation hearings too. Plus, like they did with GWB, plant the reporters he’ll call upon to ask softball questions.

  • Joe in PA

    STOP WITH THE PEE JOKES!

    Nah, just kidding, keep ’em coming! You folks are amazing. Corny but amazing. 🙂

  • Bared Bear

    Just remember the next time a Christian gets in your face… Trump is who they prayed for.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Mr Trump, we have Bladdimir Putin holding on line one. He says it’s urgent you receive his instructions before your press conference.

    • Natty Enquirer

      I can see the SNL sketch now: split screen with Trump and Putin and a malfunctioning earpiece courtesy of Dick Clark Productions.

    • Joe in PA

      Dammit, another up vote for “Bladdimir”. 🙂

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        I stole the Bladdimir part from someone who used it here yesterday.
        Too good not to recycle.

        • Jeffrey

          Like Russian vodka!

          • Jerry

            Or a Russian race horse.

        • Hryflex

          Like recycled beer?

      • Rolf

        You forgot “Pootonne”

    • Steverino

      Bladdimir should be Pissin, not Putin.

    • Robincho

      Bladdermir holding on line one, but he can’t hold it much longer…

  • Rex

    Hope someone asks if he’ll continue to outsource jobs or if he’ll hire Americans to piss for him.

    • Bob Conti

      Once again showing that he has to hire foreigners to do jobs no American would want to do, kinda like being his wife.

  • Stogiebear

    Would it be too much to hope for that one of the journalists is name Kathy Tur?

  • GayOldLady

    All I can say is, if this is true Mr. tRump, urine a heap of trouble.

    • Joe in PA

      A puddle of piddle?

      Dammit, now you people have ME doing that. 😉

      • Oikos

        You’re dripping with condescension. 😉

        • perversatile

          Let them eat urinal cakes…

          • David Walker

            Unfortunately, it doesn’t seem to be on YouTube, but there was an episode of “Frazier” when Niles discovers that Maris’s family fortune was made from the manufacture of urinal cakes.

        • Joe in PA

          Bah dum bump! 🙂 I see what you did there. 🙂

  • mikeinftl

    I think the weather there calls for Golden Showers.

  • Rex

    Will the reporters be allowed to wear raincoats?

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Reporter: Mr, Trump, your plan to defeat ISIS?
    Trump: I will shower them with a rain of bombs so intense these yellow cowards will give up and quit. To the leaders of ISIS I say, urine big trouble, believe me!

  • Bob Conti

    The news conference was moved indoors due to threats of golden showers.

  • djcoastermark

    Oh great the first speech from our Pissadent elect.

  • The Return of Traxley

    My god, third grade bathroom jokes gone viral at the expense of shitgibbon.

    I fucking love it.

    • Rambie

      When it rains, it pours.

      • perversatile

        True Story-
        My favorite street walkers on Thomas Circle in Washington DC use to dress like the Morton Salt Girl, big umbrella, see thru plastic raincoat, with the bare legal minimum underneath, that’s right…
        when it rained she whored.

    • Paula

      He is going to piss on all of us for the next 4 years.

    • Mike__in_Houston

      Well, at least we are finally on trump’s communication and maturity level…

    • perversatile

      Still waiting for some asparagus jokes…

      • Paula

        The White House kitchen staff is already secretly planning to never serve asparagus.
        Sorry, Mr. President, apparently asparagus have become extinct.

      • greenmanTN

        Ruh-Roh. Now you’ve just awoken my inner nerd.

        For a long time scientists thought asparagus only made some people’s pee smell bad. What they discovered is that asparagus makes everyone’s pee smell bad, but that the ability to smell that odor is a genetic trait. Only some people smell it.

        Liking or hating cilantro is similar in a way, a genetic trait. We really don’t taste the same things when we eat.

        (I really can’t help myself. For god’s sake don’t bring up the Titanic or you will never shut me up!)

        • jixter

          I discovered this nasty surprise when I was well into my 30’s. The first time it happened, I was worried that I’d contracted a disease. Then, after asking around, I was reassured that half the population experiences it. Thanks for the update, greenmanTN!

          And I also know a guy who hates cilantro with a passion.

          • greenmanTN

            My mother was not a good cook. I was in my early 20s when I discovered that all those things I “hated,” I only hated because they came from a can. Asparagus isn’t really that vile squishy crap that comes out of a can, but cooked fresh is pretty great. Same thing goes with spinach, and I use a LOT of spinach.

            That’s actually why I started cooking, to avoid the culinary horrors my mother made.

          • jixter

            Totally agree. I lived as a caretaker in a house far removed from everyday activity. Asparagus grew in a back-garden and every Spring I’d cut and cook it before it bolted. That’s where I had my stinky experience. Spinach, too, was something I steamed fresh. It’s a world of difference eating that way.

          • Robincho

            Spinach, eh? Is anything else grossly oversized besides your forearms? And does it sport an anchor tat? I’m asking for a friend, of course…

          • jixter

            You can have Popeye, Robincho – I’ll take Bluto. He’s been my dream-guy since I was 7.

          • greenmanTN

            Popeye never did much for me. Bluto however…

            http://www.realmikesmith.com/motion/ads_clips/minute_maid_popeye.html

          • vorpal

            Hahahahaha this is EXACTLY my life.

            I learned how to make pancakes by the age of five because I realized if I ever wanted to eat a pancake that wasn’t an inch thick, burnt on the outside, and raw in the middle, I would have to figure out how to do it myself.

            My mom would boil all vegetables until they resembled a fine paste. You really couldn’t tell the difference between green peas and broccoli when she was done abusing them.

            I always thought I hated vegetables until I was in my early 20s and realized that they actually taste really freaking good if you don’t murder the living hell out of them. I’m still – at 39 – finding things that I thought I hated my whole life that I suddenly like, like cauliflower and brussels sprouts!

            I watch a lot of stupid competitive cooking shows on TV, and whenever they have a challenge where they want you to get all nostalgic and make something your mother prepared, I know I would have to resort to her specialty, which was a pack of Lipton onion soup mix sprinkled on a chicken and then overcooked in the microwave (!!!) for a couple of hours.

          • greenmanTN

            Preach! My mother used to heat up Swanson turkey dinners, which was pretty much an aluminum pan full of gravy, and there was turkey in there… somewhere. In later years her specialty was whole onions, microwaved, then with meunster cheese on top. (That one wasn’t too bad.)

            Meanwhile, the high school football coach lived across the street and I thought nothing of skipping out and asking if he wanted to try my teriyaki turnips. (Shut up. They’re good.) I suspect that at the time I wanted more than his appreciation of my turnips, but alas I never got it.

          • greenmanTN

            True fact: put a beef roast in a slow cooker, throw in a package of Lipton onion soup mix and a can of Campbell’s mushroom soup. (No water) Then go elewhere and do whatever it is you do. If you’re feeling industrious, put in mushrooms, potatoes, onions, garlic, carrots or whatever floats your boat at least an hour before eating.

            No, it will not impress anyone, your snotty friends won’t be amazed, Julia Child secretly hates you, but considering it took about 5 minutes of prep, it ain’t bad!

            “Blanche! Come and get your din-din…”

            https://monstergirl.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/cm-capture-288.gif?w=490&h=276

          • vorpal

            LOL I am surprisingly willing to admit that I’m pretty sure I’d find that quite edible.

          • greenmanTN

            Even worse. Thick pork loin. Put it in a slow cooker, with a 2 liter bottle of root beer and cook it for hours. Take the pork loin out, toss the liquid, shred the meat, add BBQ sauce (heat them together a bit), and you’ve got great pulled pork sandwiches. In E TN we serve them with cole slaw on the sandwich too but maybe that’s verboten in your world.

            Chortle all you want. I haved cooked Thai, Indian, French, Mexican, and Spanish dishes, from the obscure to the sublime, many involving days of prep (creme fraiche, heavy cream + buttermilk, leave overnight) so I know from food, and I’m telling you that, if you are in the mood for BBQ, that recipe kicks ass.

          • greenmanTN

            My first foray into cooking was immediately after school since I was a latchkey kid (some of those hours were spent doing things that would put the One Million Moms into a coma)

            So my signature after school dish was “Good Hamburger Shit,” which is literally what I called it. Ground beef, small diced potatoes, diced onions, garlic, etc. So friends would come home with me and ask “Are gonna make Good Hamburger Shit?”

            My best friend in High School was a black girl and everyone thought we were dating, which was quel scandale at the time. My dad even mentioned it once, asking if I might have “feelings” for other (white) girls, which might be more socially acceptable.

            I looked at him and thought “You are SO gonna regret discouraging me about my black ‘girlfriend’ once you know I actually like guys.”

          • vorpal

            Cilantro tastes super soapy to me, so I’m pretty sure that I have that genetic trait.

            That being said, I’ve still managed to develop a taste for it.

          • Menergy

            I didn’t know we were acquainted! guilty here of extreme cilantro aversion/hatred!

          • Cilantro tastes like soap to me and gives me a headache…can’t eat it!

          • Prixator

            To me, cilantro (and coriander) tastes like soap. I avoid it.

        • Robincho

          The guilty chemical in asparagus is mercaptan. Same shit they put in natural gas so you can tell it’s there. Kidneys love mercaptan like ducks love June bugs. Fun Fact™…

          • greenmanTN

            So natural gas smells like asparagus pee? It smells more “farty” to me, though what do I know, I like asparagus. 😉

        • david fairfield

          Titanic. (for me it’s Lizzie Borden first, then Titanic)

          • greenmanTN

            Me too! I actually went to the River Branch historical society for a tour but there was a dearth of Lizzie Borden info.

            Personally I think people who think Lizzie didn’t do it are deluded. Hello? I mean she tried to buy a deadly poison just a few days before to “clean her seal skin cape”!

            Nerd powers activate! 😉

          • david fairfield

            I want to stay at the house/bed and breakfast on the anniversary of the murders but they are booked years in advance…

          • greenmanTN

            It was a commercial print shop when I saw it, a pretty skinny 3 (?) story house. Almost like a brownstone, though not connected to other properties.

            Andrew Borden was one of the most wealthy men in town, but he was a miser and made everyone jump through hoops to even get pocket money. So Lizzie decided to speed up her inheritance.

            That anyone other than Lizzie commited the crime is laughable, though various books have everyone else taking the blame, her sister, a long-lost brother, the maid, while poor innocent Lizzie was hunting for lead sinkers in the barn and eating pears.

            That is actually one of the reasons I give vent to my more malicious thoughts. Once you’ve said aloud you want to smother your sister with a pillow you can’t actually DO it because you’d get caught immediately, having confessed beforehand. So malice aforethought is, in this one instance, a good thing, right?!

          • greenmanTN

            River Falls, i mean….

          • greenmanTN

            Fall River. fuck!

            I actually didn’t write that last post, I was out in the barn looking for pieces of lead to use as sinkers since I love fishing so much. 😉

            There is actually a pretty decent mystery novel, wherein Lizzie is the detective because two people are killed with a hatchet and she’s the obvious suspect.

            https://www.amazon.com/dp/B007MFEF1Q/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1

          • david fairfield

            Sorry I didn’t see this sooner, I was in the basement trying to glue the handle back on to this hatchet. Did you enjoy some pears?

          • greenmanTN

            No. I was busy cleaning my seal-skin cape with prussic acid, as one does of course.

            That breakfast of leftover mutton stew and bananas is worthy of the death penalty alone.

        • The Titanic is in too many pieces to bring up…just saying!

          • greenmanTN

            Don’t you start! 😉

            There was eyewitness testimony that the Titanic broke in half before it sank, but that was dismissed as stress induced hallucinations, optical illusion, or whatever. As late as the 1980s movies like Raise The Titanic depicted it as solid, just sitting on the ocean floor. But the wreck itself shows it did break in half.

            (FWIW, The Memory Of Eva Ryker(sp?) and Something Is Alive On The Titanic are both fun novels.

            It isn’t nice to bait nerds. 😉 I have a compulsion to respond.

          • Oh honey I’m a master baiter…

          • greenmanTN

            And I like to be fucked with, so to speak. (Well, to not speak too, but anyway…) but if your eyes get glazed during bulkhead doors and under utilized lifeboats, just remember that you brought it up! I might leave traps for the unwary, but I’m pretty good about not bringing up my hobby horses out of the blue. Really. I swear. 💋

          • greenmanTN

            No kidding, I took a class almost 20 years ago in 2D computer animation and my final project was about the sinking of the Titanic, wherein the ship sinks and mermaids, mermen, and sea monsters throw a party inside. Unfortunately, that was before burning CDs was common, so those files are stored on a Jazz disc, which NOBODY uses anymore, and if they did I’d still need the program Director to open them.

    • jixter

      Right, TRoT, this is giving me a great morning chuckle. Thanks, everybody!

  • boobert

    I’m not watching. He’s only going to divert from tillerson. And I feel the republicans will dump him right after inauguration anyway.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Reporter: Mr Trump, what is urinalysis of all the charges about Russian hacking? Do they hold any water?

    • Stogiebear

      If the room doesn’t break into uproarious laughter the moment he enters I’ll be surprised.

      • Gustav2

        The press should start laughing more, especially since they can’t seem to ask direct questions.

    • Joe in PA

      I’m relaying all the puns to hubby, we are about to pee our pants. 🙂

  • Martin

    “I did not have mictural relations with those women.”

    • djcoastermark

      Mictural Disfunction, yep that about explains it.

    • Robincho

      Someone obviously slipped him a micty…

  • Skokieguy [Larry]

    All these allegation are juicy, as is his Streep diss. But will the journalists go for soundbites or ask real questions about his taxes, investments, families role in government, his horrible cabinet selections, plans for healthcare and other policy issues, i.e. crap that matters?

    • Rambie

      Dream on, I’m sure the reporters he’ll allow to ask him questions have been planted.

      • Bared Bear

        They’ll dig out male escort Jeff Gannon out from under Karl Rove who will ask softballed questions about how does Trump deal with being so awesome.

    • Natty Enquirer

      I would say allegations that our incoming president is under the extortionate control of a foreign power “matter” very much indeed.

      • Skokieguy [Larry]

        The confirmation hearings are happening right now. That won’t be able to be undone and the Republicans are doing everything they can to distract and keep as much out of the public eye as possible.

        The issue with extortion will require more investigation- hence why it was brought up now, to insure it can’t be hidden by the next administration. It obvious will be asked, but his responses “fake news, didn’t happy, total lie, etc.” don’t add anything or change anything. Pretty confident there will be more leaks and it will stay in the news cycle.

    • Chucktech

      “We don’t wanna hear about your taxes, investments, families role in government, your cabinet selections, plans for healthcare and other policy issues, we wanna hear about the pee thing!”

    • The_Wretched

      I agree, we’re at “11” on the distraction meter.

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      Most of the confirmation hearings are kabuki and Trump’s nominees (at least, Sessions) know how to answer the questions in order to give the appearance of acceptability. There was, however, one revealing moment from yesterday that nobody except Slate seemed to pick up on, when he was being questioned by Sen. Whitehouse:

      Whitehouse suggested that lists were already circulating suggesting
      there might be purges or demotions of certain career appointees in the
      Justice Department. Whitehouse wondered whether Sessions would have a problem with career lawyers “with secular beliefs,” having in the past criticized department attorneys for being secular. Sessions replied that he has used that language about secular attorneys to differentiate between people who recognize objective “truth” and those who take positions “in which truth is not sufficiently respected.”

      Whitehouse replied, with a leading, and perhaps slightly conclusory
      question: “And a secular person has just as good a claim to understanding the truth as a person who is religious, correct?” At which point Sessions responded, “Well, I’m not sure.” For a few seconds the Senate chamber seemed to go completely silent.

      The full article: http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/jurisprudence/2017/01/jeff_sessions_confirmation_hearing_had_one_moment_that_revealed_why_so_many.html

      • Skokieguy [Larry]

        Thank you for posting this, I read that too and its rather breathtaking and on some levels as frightening (or more?) than his awful racial history.

  • Rex

    KellyAnne Conroy: ” I Assure you he’ll show great Poise.” But we all know that Depends on the questions.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      KellyAnne Conroy: ” I Assure you he’ll show great Poise.”

      Was anyone losing sleep over this?

      • pj

        its just part 12 of his pre presidential shit show. and then four years of this.

        • Lumpy Gaga

          “No, no, no. Donald Trump draws a line in the sand after #1!”

          Keyyanne Con

    • Natty Enquirer

      Translation: “He will be on Valium.”

      • Bared Bear

        There will be copious sniffling and snuffling. Just like during the debates.

  • boobert
  • AtticusP

    Donald Trump is holding a news conference and URINE vited!!

  • Oikos
  • Oikos
    • The_Wretched

      Todd’s finally feeling some vindication.

    • Bared Bear

      I guess we can source that fetid pee breath of his now.

  • ByronK

    I think the most common answer to questions is going to be a simple “Depends”.

  • Paula

    He will announce that all statues at the White House and Capitol Building are being replaced with these.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6bd2446891d61fc7c57bffed75eca3a496ba7bed57b7a9bd9f39da4d8c901c61.jpg

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Donald Trump: America’s scheming, Amway-selling, broke-ass brother-in-law who just needs a little help now and again, and again, and again, and again…

  • Rex

    Will Todd Starnes be in the front row?

  • pj

    im sure hes been in mutiple meetings to prepare for this. oh wait…he dosent do that….hes just gonna wing it. and if he fucks up and makes it worse he has that bitch to go on fox and clean up the mess. hail to the chief.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Donald, what slips through your hands faster: money, or pee?

    • Bared Bear

      Well, he does have tiny hands.

      • Paula

        Christie is going to be his pee boy for the next 4 years.

  • boobert

    This may be his last press conference , especially if he loses it and walks off because they were mean.

    • Bared Bear

      That would be funny as shit.

    • Paula

      I’d pay to see that!

    • Chucktech

      PLEASE, sweet dead jesus. please let him storm off in a blinding rage!

    • Halou

      I’ve never prayed to any god for a long time, but I think I’ll make an exception just this once.

    • William

      It’s the only reason I tuned in.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      You’re really expecting hardball questions? Your faith in the news media is touching.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Reporter: Mr Trump, do you have a message for the Russian people?
    Trump: Yes, to all my fans in Russia, let me say urination of really, really smart people. I guarantee warm relations will flow between the leaders of our two great nations.

    • Jerry

      Trump will be the urination of us all.

  • ByronK

    These unverified reports point to the fact that there was a constant flow of very fluid communication from the Kremlin that really smells.

  • The Return of Traxley

    Judge Judy: “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining!”

    Shitgibbon: “I wasn’t me, your honorship! It was Svetlana and Natasha! I was just standing over here watching!”

  • Rex

    One thing is for sure, he won’t show a tenth of the grace, eloquence, and class that Obama did last night. Or 100th.

    • Chucktech

      President Obama’s grace, eloquence and class are several orders of magnitude greater than anything Trump could muster.

  • boobert

    Who will be his Jeff Gannon ? You know this is staged , right?

    • Bared Bear

      I suspect it’ll be somebody with the best credentials… blond and big breasted.

    • Rambie

      It’ll be that queen from Breitbart (I will not mention his name)

      • FAEN

        There’s more than one. You’re going to have to narrow it down.

  • Stogiebear

    I have to admit, I’ve stumbled across a very few presidential press conferences in my life but this is the first one I’ve specifically looked forward to and made plans to watch.

    • GayOldLady

      Me too Stogie…..I wouldn’t miss this for the world.

  • GayOldLady

    The best part about this story is that the Russian’s are actually defending tee-teeRump this morning. They’re calling it a “witch hunt” and saying that they didn’t do surveillance on him while he was in Russia. We’re not all stupid Pooty, MOST of us did not vote for teetee-Rump. Proof of that is that his approval rating going into the inauguration is 37%.

    • zhera

      “Didn’t do surveillance”

      If you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you!

      • GayOldLady

        EXACTLY! The Russian’s watch everyone in their country, even old women like me.

        • Ian

          In Russia it’s the old women that do the watching! They’re tough old birds that catch turnstile jumpers on the metro and yell at you in stores when you bring a big-ish bag in.

          Was in Russia in 2009, under Medvedev it wasn’t so bad. I’d never in a million years want to go back.

          • GayOldLady

            I’ve always said that intelligence agencies should hire old women to spy because when we reach 60 we become basically invisible. No one pays any attention to us anymore!!!

          • TuuxKabin

            Dat’ ain’t necessarily zo, dollingk.

        • TuuxKabin

          Well, my good sources tell me youse still sumsing to watch. ;o)

          • Robincho

            I think I have a Sumsing flatscreen here somewhere…

          • TuuxKabin

            Da’ best, no?

          • GayOldLady

            Well I did get a nice compliment from my 30 year old granddaughters,28 year old boyfriend on Xmas. He went out of his way to tell me that I don’t my age. But then again, he didn’t look 28 to me, he looked about 16. So I know his age meter is as off by as many miles as mine is. 🙂

    • BrianQTD
    • JD

      imo, the real game here is to weaken our sense of trust in the reliability of any story … confidence in what we know is what empowers action. So, quite possibly the specifics are false (those it wouldn’t surprise me if it were true). Thing is, for the great mass of people, all this (and much more leading up and going beyond) delivers a completely unsure population vulnerable to an administration dictated “truth”. Scary.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    He gonna show ?? I figured he would claim a medical emergency, foot spur or something and send All smiles Kelly Ann

    • Stogiebear

      Bladder infection?

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        Kidney stone?

        • perversatile

          Pee-brain?

    • Bared Bear

      Anal cyst. That inflicts many republicans.

    • Halou

      Maybe he is too busy tweeting about a celebrity who doesn’t endorse him. Y’know, real presidential stuff.

  • That_Looks_Delicious
  • Hawthy

    Like my granny used to say “It’s better to be pissed off, than pissed on”……Unless you are Trump apparently (and there are hookers involved)

    • Stogiebear

      Trickle down economics in practice.

  • Stogiebear

    How’s the NYT audio for anyone else? Very garbled here.

    • TuuxKabin

      Watching with the mute on, hoping it’ll be sub-text, if not, we’ll turn it off and go play marbles or color in our coloring books.

      • GayOldLady

        No……you need to watch this, it will be hilarious.

        • TuuxKabin

          Nah, dollingk one, can’t bear to hear that voice, let a lone look at it. No sub-text, no watchie. ‘Sides, Mz. Moz, new cat in the house just came up stairs on her morning patrol. She’s too cute and sweet to ignore. I’ll check it out from comments here.

      • djcoastermark

        Make sure you use a lot of the new national color -Yellow !

    • GayOldLady

      Not bad, but I keep losing the signal.

  • djcoastermark

    No more Toastmaster Intl for the new pres, it’s now Rainmakers Intl.

  • David Walker

    A trifecta: 2 senate confirmation hearings and drumpf side-stepping everything that’s thrown at him. Here’s hoping there’s still some free press left in the journalists. Softball questions should not be allowed.

  • ryan charisma

    nope.
    he won’t get my Internet nor TV ratings.

    I’ll let the news cycle inform me – that’s enough.

  • olandp

    I’d rather gouge out my eyes.

  • Michael R

    Let’s see if he can hit the bowl .

  • thom

    UhOh… looks like the reports are starting to fall apart. starting to look like irresponsible journalism.
    NBC News: Trump was NOT briefed on the addendum—& NO documents were handed to Trump team, sr. US intel official says https://t.co/asdPgm3Hx1 https://t.co/o5xTIihefZ

    • djcoastermark

      Doesn’t matter, we all saw it on the internetty thingy so it has to be true

    • GayOldLady

      What I heard was that tee-teeRump was briefed on the information, but wasn’t given a copy of it because it wasn’t part of the official report.

    • zhera

      Whether he was briefed or not isn’t really important though. It’s not like he didn’t know what Putin was using to blackmail him.

      • thom

        According to the official, the two-page summary about the unsubstantiated material made available to the briefers was to provide context, should they need it, to draw the distinction for Trump between analyzed intelligence and unvetted “disinformation”

    • The_Wretched

      Don’t give thom credit – he’s a 0 comments 0 posts damage control bot / paid shill.

      • thom

        lol… I’ve been commenting here for years. lol
        i used to be accused of being a Hillary shill

        • The_Wretched

          then where is your post count?

          • thom

            not sure where you’re looking but i have 1642 comments on JMG with over 7000 upvotes

          • The_Wretched

            hrm, disqus isn’t saying that to me today. Apologies if it turns out to be a disqus hicup.

          • thom

            🙂 it’s all good

          • zhera

            It’s right there. If you can’t see it, blame disqus.

          • TuuxKabin

            Preview before the conference, how he’d dance around the questions:

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdskJkFTvVg&feature=youtu.be

  • Bared Bear

    To paraphrase Dubya… “Urine either with us, or urine against us”

    • DaddyRay

      This is Donald’s Golden opportunity to let us know

  • Halou

    I think the journalists should all open their questions with “Dear Donald”

  • WNY
    • Andymac3

      I had to steal this, it was too good to skip. Dropped it into some twitter feeds for PEEOTUS

  • samcollins

    Now, you people just stop with these jokes about our next raining president.

  • thom

    I warned about celebrating too early yesterday. ..
    “Intel and law enforcement officials agree that none of the investigations have found any conclusive or direct link between Trump and the Russian government period,” the senior official said.
    According to the official, the two-page summary about the unsubstantiated material made available to the briefers was to provide context, should they need it, to draw the distinction for Trump between analyzed intelligence and unvetted “disinformation”

    NBCNews

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      What’s not to celebrate?? The two pages exist, and are now publicly available. Now we all now Trump is a pervert.

      • thom

        completely unsubstantiated accusations that will be, one by one discredited. it’s already been discovered that they identified the wrong Michael Cohen as being in Prague.

      • geoffalnutt

        Please. We’ve known since “Pussygate”.

    • Gustav2

      Just like Wikileaks, the damage is done. Even before the new leakings:

      For all the high octane and historic news we’ve seen over the last twelve hours, what may be the most significant news of the day barely made a ripple over the waves. That was a number produced by the Quinnipiac University polling organization: Donald Trump, ten days from becoming President, has an approval rating of 37%. Most presidents seldom get so low. Some never do. For a Days away from inauguration it’s totally unprecedented. For some perspective, by Gallup’s numbers, each of the last three presidents had approval ratings of at least 65% during their presidential transitions.

      http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/what-you-didn-t-see

      • thom

        exactly what I’m afraid of. if we want to stay a functioning democracy we have to maintain some norms.

  • djcoastermark

    What just happened to the feed ?

    • Bared Bear

      Putin pee’d on it. Shorted it out.

  • so…

    what are we gonna do, yall?

    i’m asking seriously. give me ideas. i’m actually a good rebel and i’m tired of just reading about anger.

    what are we gonna do? kill? maim? not pay the rent?

    there’s a lot we can do. what would you like to do?

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      This is a tricky situation. I’ve thought for a while that the evangelicals’ real strategy was to get Pence in there and then they would turn on Trump. Pence as president in some ways would be worse than Trump, at least for women and LGBTs, although he would probably be more emotionally stable and less likely to provoke a nuclear war.

  • boobert

    They need more time before he’s ready, he’s drinking some gatorade !

    • Michael R

      plants crave electrolytes

  • Lazycrockett

    Nice to see golden showers is still trending.

  • danolgb

    So, he’s holding his press conferences in the lobby of Trump tower? A) The Secret Service must hate him and B) his tenants should too.

    • Halou

      The effect it’s going to have on room value is funny.

    • zhera

      You mean the lobby where there’s a trinkle waterfall on the wall?

  • Sam_Handwich

    let’s get this fucker started

    • Stogiebear

      I told you to go before we left the house!

    • johncAtl

      That made me picture jumper cables hooked up to Trump, and I smiled.

      • Sam_Handwich

        HA! i am presently awaiting the arrival of AAA with a new battery!

        and i know they will show up as soon as drumpf comes out!

    • TuuxKabin
    • Paula

      Watch him cancel it again. His credibility among his voters would soar. That dishonest media isn’t telling him what to do!

  • Bared Bear

    Crash and burn… crash. and. burn.

  • Paula

    The folders on the table are the names of people that Trumpie doesn’t like and will be sent to the cornfield. :-0

    • Halou

      I thought they were the pre-approved softball questions that reporters will be given permission to ask.

    • Snarkaholic

      If it’s a GMO cornfield, I REFUSE to go!

    • William

      I hope we get a nice corner, near the pumpkin patch.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Is that Natasha and Svetlana in the middle, the two fabled sprinklers?

    • Bared Bear

      They need old timey James Bond heroine names… like Pussy Galore… Sprayza Tinkelstein… or something.

  • Rex

    Next question – woman in the front row, could you spread your legs a bit further, thank you….

  • boobert

    I wasn’t going to watch, but hubby wants to and it’s on most channels. Meanwhile, what’s tillerson , congress and senate up to ?

  • zhera

    I’m not watching the feed. I boycott all trumPee things. So tell me, has it started yet? Is he talking?

    • TuuxKabin

      Dunno. We’re on the kitchen floor playing marbles with the neighbor’s new cat, Mz. Moz. Our building’s resident mouser. Pretty lil’ thing. Abyssinian.

  • Michael R

    He’s late …. YOU’RE FIRED

    • Halou

      Toilet break.

  • FAEN

    Press conference or piss conference?

  • JoeMyGod
    • Gustav2

      Affidavits from prostitutes swearing they have never pee’d on Trump?

    • Rex

      I’m sure those are his tax returns.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Why are all those folders so yellowed??

    • LaChatSayWha

      Someone went to Office Depot. Brought them to trump tower, unwrapped them and dumped them on a desk.

      Disgusting. All the empty props, the cheering goons in the audience, the unceasing lies. Vile.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    This is in Trump tower??
    It would be terrible if some prankster pulled the fire alarm and the *sprinklers* went off just as Dumpf began to unload. Terrible!

    • Gustav2

      You are bad. lol

  • The Return of Traxley

    In light of the cascade of recent events, I shall bestow the the title “pissgibbon,” while retiring the title “shitgibbon.”

    REJOICE! REJOICE, OH MY PEEPLE!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ccf15c286b97ee7f0b422f4b17f6df976c406779038e7f3d824b08aaedd6aee9.gif

    • Megrim Twist

      PRAISE!

  • GayOldLady

    Oh, this little man sounds all nervous and jittery.

  • Paula

    Sad and pathetic attempt… Like his presidency.

  • TuuxKabin

    Ssssshsh, the shitgibbon, agent orange, mofo ’bout to take the podium ‘fore he gets us all killed, the bastard.

    • GayOldLady

      Yeah! The bastard is going to kill us all.

      • TuuxKabin

        You got that right, dollingk, and I’m telling everyone I know. =;o)

  • boobert

    I thought he hated the NYT ?

  • TK

    I wish the press would rush the folders table and start sorting through them so they could reveal they are filled with blank pages.

  • Sam_Handwich

    this livestream bites

  • Halou

    Stream beeped out at literally the best moment.
    “…made the decision to run with this *beeeeep*”

  • JoeMyGod
    • Joe in PA

      Thank you, much better.

    • TuuxKabin

      Oh well, no sub-text, not watching.

    • Bomer

      He sure is blinking an awful lot.

      • Martin

        It’s Morse code:

        .–.

        • Bomer

          Let me guess “I like pee.”

    • vorpal

      I thought there was mention of two streams.

  • TheJudgement

    Make the party of Sarah PROUD! 🙁

  • Paula

    Passports? They don’t need no steenkin’ passports.

  • Mike C

    Witch hunt? Welcome to the presidency, ya schmucks.

    • GayOldLady

      Try hasbenghazi! That was a 3 year long investigation of nothing but a tragedy that had NOTHING to do with Hillary Clinton.

      • FAEN

        But her emails….

  • PickyPecker

    huh. not much applause for Pence. LOL

    • zhera

      There’s applause? Is this normal at pressers?

    • GayOldLady

      Pence is soon to be POTUS and he knows it so he’s going to keep the lowest profile possible.

      • Bared Bear

        That’s my feeling. He’s just sitting back and watching the guy blindly kick the stool out from underneath himself and waiting for the twitching to stop… and the inevitable loss of bladder control.

  • William

    Who was that angry little troll?

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      … some Russian dude.

    • djcoastermark

      certainly was pissed off wasn’t he?

    • clay

      Not Donald Trump.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      some pissant

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Damage control. Sorry, not buying the faux outrage.

  • Gustav2

    why the fuck do you need an live applause machine at a presser?

    • Snarkaholic

      To drown out the booing?

  • kanehau

    Piss’n Pence

  • TrollopeReader

    aww geee….. Sean Spicer is pissed off. as usual.

    • Halou

      He has to do his job for once and he doesn’t like that.

      • Andymac3

        And he wasn’t very good at it, he did an Andrea Mitchell and sighed half way through the point he was trying to make.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        He don’t wanna work.
        He just want to bang on the drum all day.

        • Snarkaholic

          Just wait until he’s bombarded constantly…including being woken up in the middle of the night to deal with some crisis (of which there will be MANY).

          • Lumpy Gaga

            Sean “Snippy” Spicer.

    • Bob Conti

      He’s the latest Spice Girls member, Lyin’ Spice.

      • Snarkaholic

        And Turnip is Old Spice.

        • Bob Conti

          Brill!

  • Lakeview Bob

    I cannot stand listening to these people piss and moan about unfair treatment when our next president is a pathological liar.

    • kanehau

      Piss and moan… I see what you did there.

  • boobert

    So in other words , we’re only going to hear about his claim of fake news , and nothing of substance.

  • Lazycrockett

    Yay quoting spiderman movies.

  • david fairfield

    It’s raining.

    • Bared Bear

      … men?

      • Snarkaholic

        I don’t see any men in that picture.

  • Blake J Butler
    • That_Looks_Delicious

      Two girls one drumpf?

  • djcoastermark

    THe damage control is off the charts!

  • PickyPecker

    THE PRESS IS MEAN!!!!

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Starts right up with an attack on the press. Very dangerous.
    Consider donating to the Committee to Protect Journalists.

  • Sam_Handwich

    hillary sent emails

    trump is a piss freak

    deal with it.

  • FAEN

    Now we know why Melania won’t move to DC-she’s had enough of the piss.

    • Andymac3

      The pillow are still drying, hanging out the 65th floor window.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Boooooooo !!!!

  • Mike C

    Why are they still campaigning?

  • PickyPecker

    Issues of paramount importance: RUSSIAN PROSTITUTES AND PISS!

  • danolgb

    Oh.. it’s his spawn who are clapping.

  • Gustav2

    Starts with a lie

  • Who’s keeping the lie count?

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Will no one keep the thread-count?

      Sheets matter!

  • clay

    So Pence, introducing Trump’s topics, does NOT list his financial interests and how they will eliminate conflicts with US interests.

  • Paula

    Tremendous!!

  • BlindBill

    hahaha- fake outrage over allegations of financial and salacious news about the king of fake news and re-directs…… the allegations ring more truthfull than don-the-con’s birther rants. not nonsense – not a lie – until you prove it don

  • Lazycrockett

    But he didnt say it never happened.

  • djcoastermark

    blot blot drip drip blot blot

  • Joe in PA

    Yeah, go ahead, attack the intelligence community. SMH.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    He seems ” off “

    • Paula

      Roofies..

    • He must be.

    • kanehau

      Isn’t orange enough.

    • Rex

      Seems? Is.

    • Bared Bear

      Putin’s hand is way up there pulling his vocal chords.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      So do the disqus counts of upvotes.

      Disqus is like DJT: finding new ways to fail every day.

  • Sam_Handwich

    what a big fucking baby

  • boobert

    But his fake news about President Obama was okay !

    • clay

      it actually was fake news. The circulation of this summary is fact.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    What’s with all this applause at a press conference? Really inappropriate. Is Trump paying for a claque?

    • Snarkaholic

      I think the clapping is loud and deliberate so, when Turnip is called out on his lies, he can claim he didn’t hear the question correctly because of all that noise.

  • Lazycrockett

    What a whiny little bitch.

    • Snarkaholic

      That poor, delicate, little yellow snowflake.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Umm, actually, may people are saying….

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    What a hypocrite! No one has gleefully propagated more fake news than Trump.
    Now he gets a taste of his own medicine. Suck it up, buttercup.

  • GayOldLady

    Now he’s a groveling bastard who has “great respect for the press”? NO!!! We know that’s not true and we have 2 years of attacks to prove it.

  • TrollopeReader

    we don’t know who released this, but it could be the intelligence agencies … gee, Donnie … way to really piss them off (again)

    • danolgb

      You can bet he’s going to be “cleaning house” there. Which will be a mistake. Then they’ll really start talking.

    • clay

      it was McCain! Everyone knows McCain was the one who asked the FBI to look into the rumors.

  • Lazycrockett

    Lies, lies lies lies yeah

  • clay

    Fiat/Chrylser = LIE

  • PickyPecker

    FIAT: lie. was done in 2015.

  • Joe in PA

    If these fucking reporters don’t call him out on the car company LIES…. We are doomed.

  • Halou

    Fake news is baaad.
    Now listen to me take credit for decisions that car manufacturers made years ago.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    In DUST ry ?

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Yellow journalism.

  • Leo

    Carrier was LIE. Sprint was a LIE. Chrysler was a LIE.

    THEY WEREN’T YOUR DEALS. LIAR.

  • inDUStry?

  • Philly Mike

    Still taking credit for Ford and Fiat, no surprise.

  • TrollopeReader

    Well, the press offices at the auto companies will have to resend their releases, I guess. and yes Donnie, you *are* on drugs.

  • Mike C

    In-dus-try. President Gator, everyone. https://youtu.be/L-XTsXNufYQ?t=20s

    • Charles in Bloomington

      Love that scene (and movie).

  • JoeMyGod
    • pj

      not enough flags

  • djcoastermark

    So your dealer is charging too much for your fix?

    • TrollopeReader

      *snort* (or is it *sniff*) ?

  • JoeMyGod
  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    OK, … is 45 code for water sports?
    I keep seeing that next to Trump’s name.

    • Bared Bear

      Probably some white supremacist code for heil Hitler. Ann Coulter would know.

    • Rex

      It’s his IQ.

  • danolgb

    He knows so many words. All the best words. The TREMENDOUS words.

  • beariac

    “Many people have told me!
    BINGO!!

    • Snarkaholic

      God forbid he should pick up a book or do any actual research himself.

  • PickyPecker

    Many people are telling him. Many. The best.

    • Joe in PA

      Drink!

      • djcoastermark

        oh cheeze and rice, Ima gonna be drunk before noon today.

        • Joe in PA

          It took me way too long to figure out “cheeze and rice”. I’m slipping. 🙂

          • djcoastermark

            need more sipping (on the cocktail that is ) he he. Oh Cheeze and Rice is an old term that several elderly relatives used to say in polite company.

  • Joe in PA

    “many people have told me”

    Drink!

    • Philly Mike

      too early or I would

    • Oikos

      I’m not drinking pee.

  • Lazycrockett

    Hes got the sniffles again, lay off the coke.

  • Gustav2
  • Mark

    its really big….it’s a beautiful thing…..tremendous talent
    (conversation heard at any glory hole)

  • Blackfork

    Golden streams maybe?

  • Lazycrockett

    Answer the damn questions piss drinker.

  • Oikos
    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Eww !
      I will never stay in any Trump property if that is what they look like.
      And u know the damn thing is crawling with bed bugs.

      • Snarkaholic

        …wearing tiny yellow raincoats.

    • Menergy

      OMG – that’s hilariously gross — and yes,I laughed out loud!!!

  • Paula

    Like the military bands have any choice in marching in the parade?

  • Sam_Handwich

    it’s a BOWEL movement

  • Lazycrockett

    I thought W was a horrible speaker. jesus pissin christ.

    • Bared Bear

      Dubya did at least have that box duct taped to his back whispering what to say in his ear. I wonder if he ever realized where the voices were coming from?

    • William

      W never said more than three words without pausing.

      • Bared Bear

        Or stumbling.

  • BlindBill

    two years at Fordham and two years at UPenn and he has the vocabulary of a 12 year old …sad

    • Bared Bear

      You are what you eat… I’ve heard.

  • Larz

    It’s a movement alright

  • T-Batwoman

    I love his third grade level vocabulary……./s

  • PickyPecker

    Harrible. Just harrible.

    • Robincho

      “Turrible!” — Cleveland Brown

  • boobert

    He’ll help states that supported him , and fuck the rest!

  • Mike C

    Do press conferences usually have a cheering section?

    • David Milley

      They do now. (sigh)

    • Leo

      Mte. Deliberate. They wanted to cut the stony silence. Makes sense.

    • Joe in PA

      Are they cheering with a russian accent?

    • Bared Bear

      No. Just think of it as a televangelist’s choir… hooting Amen! or Glory to God! or some shit.

      • William

        Infomercial.

  • Paula

    They’re derminal…Just like Jina.

  • Todd E.

    So, Russian hookers and golden showers are now part of the political discourse? Alrighty then.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Golden showers probably a safer bet than Russian showers.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    The contrast with Obama is indescribable.

  • PickyPecker

    Bad hombres??

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    First question right on the allegations! Ha!!

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      How will that color, ….
      I would say YELLOW!!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    cant hear the question

  • TexasBoy

    Really, he said that Veterans go in with a minor, very minor, type of cancer and by the time they get to see a doctor they are terminal. Seriously? The clown believes that?

  • David Milley

    (sniff)

  • William

    I changed the channel when he said something about being the biggest jobs creator God’s ever seen, or something like that.

    • pj

      ill wait for the bbc tonight

    • johncAtl

      I changed the channel on 11/8 and haven’t watched him or KellyAnne live since then.

    • zhera

      He will build the wall, remember! Lot’s of jobs! It’ll be a beautiful wall, an endless row of pissoirs, shiny and golden.

      • Lars Littlefield

        Put glory holes between each one and you’ve really got something!

  • boobert

    First question is too complicated for him !

    • Joe in PA

      Doesn’t matter, he wouldn’t answer even if he understood.

  • Gustav2

    Unless Kellyanne Goebbels says it, it is not news.

  • PickyPecker

    HARRIBLE disgrace! FAKE! The press is meaaannn.

  • Mark

    fake ! phony! opponents!
    not n Kansas anymore!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Your the puppet !!

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    If it’s fake, release your taxes. Your word is not good enough deadbeat Donnie!!!

  • jesus fucking christ.

  • danolgb

    Group of opponents? McCain got a hold of it? Was it the Republicans?

  • Lazycrockett

    that 400 lb guy did it.

    • Halou

      That’s a lot of piss.

  • Leo

    Deflection to the 400 lb. man. theory. Again.

  • PickyPecker

    His eyes don’t look right. Dialated pupils bigly.

  • beariac

    Gina..Drink!

  • danolgb

    CHINA!

  • fuow

    Whatever they’ve got him calmed down with, I want some of it. Wow. Serious sedatives/mood alterers. Look at the body language – he’s drugged to the gills to keep his temper under control.

  • hdtex

    IMPEACHABLE. DAY. ONE.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Day -8.

      • Bared Bear

        I’m hoping that he flees to Russia and kicks Snowden out of his penthouse by day 7.

  • Joe in PA

    Jina.

    Drink!

  • Lazycrockett

    He is not going to survive if he is this thinned skin. Social media will eat him alive.

  • Halou

    “We had much hacking going on”
    Donald Trump. 2017

  • Gustav2

    Top people, the best people, just like the entertainers we have at the inauguration!

  • JoeMyGod
  • That_Looks_Delicious

    I feel surrounded by soft sensuality.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      But don’t drink it!

    • Robincho

      Fuck that. Eugene and I are gonna go to his warehouse for some HARD sensuality…

      • Bared Bear

        With all of those long-haired guys?

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Sorry, Donnie.
    Comey has stated very clearly that the RNC was also hacked. Russia just decided not to release that info.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    He ordered a anti Hack device from amazon

    • Andymac3

      He got Baron to do it, because he’s like a genius with ‘puters.

  • boobert

    Remember, it’s not his words, it’s what’s in his heart!

    • The_Wretched

      We have to imagine he means or say something intelligent or decent because his words don’t show that in the least.

  • Paula

    He’ll never convince me that the Russians couldn’t hack the RNC.

  • Joe in PA

    “I’ll be honest with you” ….

    Bhahahahahaha!

    • Oikos

      I can’t watch this shitgibbon.

      • Bared Bear

        Yeah. I’m not going to watch this crap. I couldn’t fly fast enough to change the channel when Dubya showed his beady-eyed, little fetal alcohol syndrome, goober-shaped head and this is going to be just more of that.

        • Oikos

          I won’t be watching any newscasts for the next 4 years.

    • TrollopeReader

      you’re having way too much fun on your toboggan!

      • Joe in PA

        I wish we had this much snow!

      • Joe in PA

        I just realized that I switched the avatar to a wagon (I only had the toboggan for the holidays). Try to keep up, k? 🙂

    • johncAtl

      I took a sales training class many years ago and they taught us never to say “let me be honest with you.” It implies that you’re not usually honest.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      “I’ll be honest with you” …
      So he’s admitting he wasn’t being honest before now.

  • Lazycrockett

    Yeah lets talk bout Hillary again.

  • Gustav2

    What Podesta said about Hillary was normal inside the campaign stuff.

    Trump’s people are not allowed to be honest with him.

  • BlindBill

    ask about the $$$$ value of the loans he has received from Russia and/or Russian businesses, or american businesses with financial holdings in Russia – or does he say he has no loans from Russian sources because he just signed them all over to his sons who will be “running the business”

  • Mike C

    Defending the hacking. Treasonous clown.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Donnie openly invited Russia to hack our election. LIAR!!!

  • Michael R

    look – a squirrel is burning the flag !

    https://s30.postimg.org/hgwitui69/Squirrel_flag2.png

    • Bared Bear

      damn squirrels. i knew they’d eventually evolve opposable thumbs and take over.

  • why is he still talking about the election/debate?!?!?!

  • Lazycrockett

    K Im out I cant listen to the shitbag anymore with his fake audience.

    • pj

      audience at a press thing?

      • Lazycrockett

        yep cronies there to applaud.

        • William

          Lousy temp gig. I hope they get paid.

          • Lazycrockett

            Its an honor to serve at the leisure of the president.

      • The_Wretched

        plants to clap on demand

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    god he sucks at this. Not news, I know but jesus fuck

  • danolgb

    OMG.. Hillary “got the question”! Surprise, someone in Flint Michigan is going to ask about the water! Shocker!

  • Lars Littlefield

    For those of you distracted by Trump’s indignation, a warning:

    WATCH THE SKIES! EVERYWHERE! TELL THE WORLD! TELL THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW! KEEP LOOKING! KEEP WATCHING THE SKIES!

  • JaniceInToronto

    Just pulled the big red handle and bailed.

    Sorry, I just can’t watch any more.

  • T-Batwoman

    third person, nice

  • Gustav2

    It is tricky now? I thought you had a secret plan for ISIS.

  • PickyPecker

    Speaking in 3-rd person is just creepy.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Biggly creepie

  • Halou

    Fighting ISIS is “number one tricky”.

    • William

      He’s going to piss on ISIS?

      • m_lp_ql_m

        PISSIS

  • AC

    Oh no, they really aren’t going to ask him about anything else

  • danolgb

    A dictator likes me!

    • Halou

      So I’ll do whatever he says. <3

  • Leo

    An ASSET. Said it VERBATIM ladies and gentlemen. Remember this moment.

  • Gustav2

    Hillary tougher on Putin than you? Hell, yes.

  • PickyPecker

    YES! I believe that. 🙂

  • JoeMyGod
  • Paula

    Why is he still comparing himself to Hillary? The election is over.

  • danolgb

    YES! Hillary would have run circles around you in Foreign Policy.

  • David Milley

    He’s still running against Hillary.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Classic inferiority complex. Sad!!

    • That_Looks_Delicious

      Such a nasty woman. She wouldn’t pee on me out of her wherever. Sad.

  • HZ81

    Just tuned in and this idiot is OBSESSED with Hillary Clinton.

    And he’s an idiot. Not a surprise, that part, but still…

  • PickyPecker

    PROSTITUTES TOO!!

  • danolgb

    In your hotel rooms, someone may piss for you!

  • TK
  • djcoastermark

    Love it, still going on about his actions outside of this country.

  • Gustav2

    Paranoid enough America?

    Not yet.

  • Jimmy R

    Hillary absolutely definitely would have been tougher on Putin.

    • The_Wretched

      Fozzie the Bear would have been tougher on Putin.

  • PickyPecker

    People are saying there are cameras everywhere in hotel rooms.

    • Gustav2

      Remember, his company manages hotels,

      How safe do you feel in his hotels now?

      • BobSF_94117

        Historically, hotel moguls when travelling stay in the homes of personal friends. Coincidence??

  • boobert

    Pee kills germs !

  • Lazycrockett
  • Leo

    Camera angles from Miss Universe pageant?

  • Michael R

    LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    SHOW YOUR TAXES

  • Leo

    Hotels, real estate, LIES.

  • DaddyRay

    Show your tax returns and financial statements and let us determine if there are any conflicts

  • Andymac3

    ‘I’m also a germophobe’ said Mr Pink Elephant, for no reason in particular.

  • Halou

    The self-declared “king of debt” says he has very little debt?
    Nope.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    No Russian loans?? Why did Alfa Bank have a server in Trump Tower???

  • boobert

    No deals ? Then release your taxes!

  • Joe in PA

    “I have very low debt.”

    First, bwhahahahaha.

    Second, prove it.

  • Leo

    YOUR DEAL WITH INDIA IS STILL GOING AHEAD.

    LIES. DEFLECTION.

  • danolgb

    He considers not paying his bills as no debt.

  • DaddyRay

    Trump says “I don’t have any loans” how about Trump Corp

  • David Milley

    “… do a deal in dubai, do a deal in dubai.” Someone should put this to music. Once they complete the investigation into this deal.

  • pj

    whats the point of this. you cant believe a word he says.

  • PickyPecker

    In other words: I really have nothing of substance to say.

  • geoffalnutt

    The Republicans got exactly what they need: a loud, obnoxious, vulgar, stupid DIVERSION…while they scoop up the money. Don’t watch him, watch them.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    this is so fucking bizarrrre

  • danolgb

    THIS IS NOT NORMAL!

    • DaddyRay

      Nothing about this is Normal

  • Mike C

    Is this going anywhere?

    • David Milley

      To hell in a handbasket?

  • Gustav2

    No, you can’t run the your company and the country at the same time.

    • pj

      thank you

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Oh, … he’s about to say what is in all those papers!

  • PickyPecker

    Under audit. LIE

  • danolgb

    Audit lie!

  • guys, i need to step away from all of this. it’s been fun, but i can’t deal with this shitshow right now.

    peace.

  • Halou

    Tax returns are *still* under audit?

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    We do CARE!!! Release your damn taxes, LIAR!!

  • Joe in PA

    They’re under audit.

    Drink!

    • beariac

      I’m pished already

    • djcoastermark

      my bladder is too full to make it over to donnys party already.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    attitude ?? not presidential fuck head

  • Jimmy R

    “A very very very amazing man…in Dubai…Two billion dollars.”

    What is he on?

    “I can run the companies, and I can run the country…”

  • The_Wretched

    He’s rambling. He’s also stiff sniffing but doing it slowly.

    And Yes, I still care about tax returns.

  • Bryan

    Well, he’s still a dick…

  • PickyPecker

    PEOPLE CARE, FUCKHEAD.

  • Charlie

    Why is he still entertaining ‘deals’ from Dubai last weekend when he should be dealing with his transition? This guy is a JOKE!

  • PickyPecker

    NO. Keep the spawn off the stage.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Uday and Qusay will be running Trump Corporation!
    I feel so much better.

  • T-Batwoman

    i’ve had enough of this petty bull shit, I’m done with this asshat, he has taken enough of my time, peace out 😉

  • DaddyRay

    He is squirming trying to spin this

  • Leo

    You won by conning Electoral College voters in 3 Rust Belt States

  • pj

    upside: this is killing the republican plans in congress. ha

  • Paula

    I want to see the tax returns.

    • bzrd

      he just said, “nobody wants to see my returns. it’s over, I’m president.”

  • David Milley

    So much for the direct questions segment.

  • The_Wretched

    The bar in the circle on the podium looks like a ‘don’t go there’ street sign.

  • PickyPecker

    WTF? No one cares about this woman.

  • Halou

    Toilet break!

  • TK

    You know what is so bizarre about this? It’s not Trump, we expect it. It’s the press…they are so willing to sit there and soak it in. He’s trained them to not confront him because they fear he’ll deny them access. Not one person in that room would be tough on him.

    Cowards.

    Fucked.

    • geoffalnutt

      They want the money. Same as he does. It’s a symbiotic kind of relationship. Dung Beetles come to mind.

  • Leo

    That’s it? Already turning over to the lawyer? Are you fucking serious?

    FUCK. YOU.

  • DaddyRay

    So now we have someone else giving his Press Conference

    • djcoastermark

      Cant have that lib’ral lying media prying too deep now can we?

  • boobert

    That’s all from him ? Now another hack!

  • David

    If you hadn’t noticed, Dump seems to have a few mental health issues.

  • Gustav2

    Nelson Rockefeller had a trust fund you fucking liars. And HE didn’t build it.

    • Gustav2

      So many lies the press won’t be able to refute them all.

      • Halou

        That’s why he does it. Incorrectly thinking that because the media isn’t reporting something people are therefore not taking notes.

  • ChrisInKansas

    I’m glad for the comments here to read, because I can’t bear to watch him make a total ass of himself.

    • ChrisInKansas

      Granted, I should enjoy that, but my blood pressure has always been good. I’d rather not tempt fate.

    • James in Hollywood

      Me too. I’m getting the gist of this circus only through these comments while I have porn playing in the background. Thank heaven for Pigs in Heat.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    did the boys say : STOP talking now !! /?

  • PickyPecker

    This is a press conference????

  • Mike C

    3 questions. No answers. And he’s out. The press should just walk the fuck out. Walk the fuck out now.

  • Charlie

    He’s not interested in taking any questions that mean something. He just gave the podium to some ditz about how he’s distancing himself from his scam-artist business.

  • PickyPecker

    WASTE OF TIME! Press needs to walk. pronto.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Her main claim is that neither Trump nor Pence need to follow any ethical guidelines. BS!!

    • clay

      doesn’t know the difference between unethical and illegal.

  • DaddyRay

    Alarm bells should be going off in every journalists heads

    • Leo

      The woman with the last one sounded pissed and tried to get a word in but Trump’s peanut gallery clapped over her

  • Lazycrockett

    Who is this women no one elected?

  • What a fucking shit show. Talk about worst nightmare.

  • Michael R

    “When the President does it, that means that it is not illegal”

    • Halou

      Kings have been killed for less.

    • David Walker

      Except he’s not yet president.

  • PickyPecker

    WHERE IS DRUMPF?!?!?!

    • pj

      doing a few lines.

      • Lars Littlefield

        Drinking a few streams.

    • Paula

      In the restroom.

  • DumbHairyApe

    This is their idea of a press conference???

    • Gustav2

      Yes, people to provide applause and no questions.

  • Bj Lincoln

    I am waiting for an appointment and thankful I forgot my ear buds. After reading many of the comments, I don’t think I want to listen to it ever.

    • djcoastermark

      Just go to any busy public restroom and you will hear the same thing. It has been a bunch of horrible noise and flushings.

  • BlindBill

    Yawn – he has huge wealth and pays zero taxes – yeah, right – so wealthy that he was never able to use up the net operating loss from years ago – no Rockefeller or Gates, or Warren …..what an insecure little man

  • The_Wretched

    He just handed off the press conference? wth this isn’t some corp. event where the boss just does the high level and you go round robin on department vps.

    • Gustav2

      Oh yes it is, and kleptocracy will continue.

  • DaddyRay
  • Leo

    Financial disclosures? FUCK YOU.

    A fucking branding pitch for his entities FROM HIS LAWYER? FUCK. YOU.

  • Mike C

    Take a goddamn stand, members of the press. This is NOT what you showed up to see/hear. Where is Trump?

  • Lazycrockett

    So basically they are just going to talk bout his fucking business?!?!?!

  • boobert

    Those are just piles of blank papers for dramatic effect !

    • danolgb

      Props!

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        More likely girlie mags for Trump to read later.

      • m_lp_ql_m

        CGI

    • Homo Erectus

      Plagiarized from Eugene Delgaudio.

  • pj

    he will be doing deals in the oval office….who is she kidding

  • danolgb
    • grada3784

      Bet Nixon was pissy about this.

  • Halou

    Look at this pile of folders all containing blank sheets of paper, proof of how bigly rich and ethical the King is.

  • PickyPecker

    This is NOT a press conference.
    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • JoeMyGod
  • Joe in PA

    His first “press conference”, he “answers” two questions and then has a lawyer speak to all of his ‘non’ conflicts of interest.

    WTF?

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    It will hold liquid assets!!!!
    LOL

  • Halou

    Liquid assets.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    liquid assets……..lol

  • Lazycrockett

    They actually applauded him doing what every other president has to do? WTF

    • Lars Littlefield

      Well, not Nelson Rockefeller. Bwaaaaaa!

  • Michael R

    Chinese money and Russian money

  • DaddyRay

    This should have been released before the conference and let the press question Trump on it

  • pj

    numbing

  • JoeMyGod
    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Delusional

    • pj

      i care asshole

    • Rex

      Flood his twitter account with requests to see his tax returns.

    • TuuxKabin

      Fuckin’ lyin’ fuckin’ liar.

    • Homo Erectus

      Unpresidented.

  • Charlie

    WASTE OF TIME……logging off.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    is he going to govern via private lawyers ??

  • Leo

    THEY ARE NOT TERMINATED.

    LIES.

    Needs to be called out on THESE LIES. NOW.

  • PickyPecker

    OK…turning this off. Waste of time.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Sad!!

  • bill weber

    Maybe try to torpedo Trump on the established facts?

    @BraddJaffy
    NBC News: Trump was NOT briefed on the addendum—& NO documents were handed to Trump team, sr. US intel official says

    https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/819208142164754432

    http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/trump-cites-nazi-germany-rejects-dossier-alleged-russia-dealings-n705586

    • Randy503

      So at this point, the entire US has heard about this document except Trump?

  • Joe in PA

    Ok, who is the bigger liar…tRump or this woman?

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      of course !

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    She’s a shill. Tuning her out now.

  • Rex

    Obama’s speech last night vs. Trumps press conference.
    America is screwed.

    • e’ville_globeguy

      Class vs. Crass.

  • DaddyRay

    This woman has now spoken longer than Trump

  • JoeMyGod
    • pj

      thank you

      • Gustav2

        this is the new Republican blind trust.

        Florida’s Gov’s ‘blind trust’ is run by his wife.

        • TrollopeReader

          would you want to share a pillow with him? eeeew.

    • bzrd

      and we’ve been told they all have been running it for years
      now we are to believe there is a difference
      don’t think so dump

    • FlKeysKevin

      A trust cannot be blind if he knows what assets are in it.

  • boobert

    BaALONEY ! Show some of those stacked papers !

  • TuuxKabin
  • Ryan Hunter

    This jerk is going to be the death of America with his hubris and lies.

    • David Walker

      And lawyers.

  • Michael R

    Trump Ethics :

    Screw Trump Univeristy students out of 175 million and settle for 25 million

    Trump Ethics .

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Hey that’s more than 10 cents on the dollar.
      Much better than most people who Trump stiffs.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    building a wall. cute

    • Halou

      And Mexico will pay for it.

      • pj

        not

      • TuuxKabin

        ¡Que rico!

  • Gustav2

    Now, just because the last name of the ethics adviser is Corleone…

  • Bared Bear

    Has he tried to sell any steaks or “presidential” suites, yet?

  • Lazycrockett

    So basically this is Drumpf masturbating to his base.

    • Joe in PA

      And peeing on the rest of us. 🙁

      • David Walker

        But he had great teachers. The best.

      • pj

        hes peeing on his base too. they are too stupid to know the difference

    • pj

      no that would be somewhat entertaining. hes just pulling off another con job

  • DaddyRay
  • boobert

    Blah blah blah blah blah !

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      -der, -der, -der, -der, -der !

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Demand he returns and answers his own fucking questions.. face the press!

    • TuuxKabin

      He’s gone? I can come out now? Well, from under the bed I mean.

      • johncAtl

        What were you and hubby doing under the bed? That’s kind of kinky.

        • TuuxKabin

          Buncha dust balls under there, plus, playing peek-a-boo with the visiting cat, new to the building, she lives down stairs, likes to explore.

          • johncAtl

            Shorter answer … you’re grabbing the pussy.

          • TuuxKabin

            Nah, ahh. You gots a filthy mind. We were talking PIE.

      • djcoastermark

        OOPS, not yet, It’s baaack.

  • DaddyRay

    So basically the Press Conference is a lawyer reading legal fine print

    • beariac

      It’s a fucking piss-take

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      It’s what he is accustomed to.

  • Joe in PA

    So, in other words, maybe he shouldn’t have run for office, eh?

  • David Teager

    Why isn’t the press screaming at her? They didn’t ask HER any questions? She’s reading a freaking speech!

  • Halou

    Legalese blah blah to turn people’s minds off so that when Trump comes back from his toilet break the journalists will be too disinterested to do their jobs.

  • DaddyRay

    * Not Valid in AK, AL, AR, AZ, CA, CO, CT, DC, DE, FL, GA, HI, IA, ID, IL, IN, KS, KY, LA, MA, MD, ME, MI, MN, MO, MS, MT, NC, ND, NE, NH, NJ, NM, NV, NY, OH, OK, OR, PA, RI, SC, SD, TN, TX, UT, VA, VT, WA, WI, WV, WY

  • Michael R
  • Leo

    This lawyer just implied it’s ok because the press will act as the police of his deals?

    That hasn’t stopped him before. I just…what the hell is this farce?

    • pj

      the press are right there bitch.

      • pj

        let them ask a question

  • danolgb

    Did she just admit that she didn’t know what emoluments were before this?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    OSTFU,!!!(*U(@#Y$(EDYH9 7RY

  • Gustav2

    Why pay for the hotel room when the hotel will just sell the film they took of you in the room?

  • Halou

    This isn’t a press conference.

    • David Walker

      Frankly, those idiots aren’t the press. Well OK, yes they are. We’re fucked.

  • Michael R
  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    B S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! god this is infuriating

  • Gustav2

    The American people did not elect him.

  • David Teager

    And she pivots to a freaking stump speech…

  • kanehau

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • DaddyRay

    Why the Fuck is the press clapping at that

    • Leo

      They’re not. His team brought in his supporters to the side.

      It’s deliberate.

      • zhera

        This guy is more vain that a dictator in North Korea!

    • danolgb

      It’s not the press. It’s his spawn and other idiots.

    • The_Wretched

      He brought a cheering section to the press conference.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    The american people want you to shut up

  • Halou

    Toilet break is over.

  • Ian

    We WERE well aware we voted in the majority to kick his ass to the curb.

  • pj

    i need to take a piss.

    • kanehau

      Jar it and send it to DC

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        … in lieu of my taxes?
        OK!

    • DaddyRay

      Don’t short out your TV

  • Paula

    This whole press conference is just the Governor’s song from the Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJG75FJkjr8

    • David Walker

      Thank you. The best little white house in DC.

      • clay

        Now celebrating our improving friendship with Russia! Ask for details.

  • GayOldLady

    Somebody’s lying!!!! According to Donald Trump Jr, a disproportinate number of Trump’s assets are in Russia.

    https://twitter.com/KevinMKruse/status/819176887465508864

    http://time.com/4433880/donald-trump-ties-to-russia/

  • melllt

    So, trump doesn’t want to do the right thing with his businesses because it’s too complicated.got it

  • Michael R

    brilliant and evil are two different things

  • Mike__in_Houston

    The best people…

    • DaddyRay

      The Best Deals

      • David Walker

        The Best Piss. And the best first tart.

  • danolgb

    Ooops.. there’s an echo. He’s not going to pay for the microphone.

  • Halou

    Rex Tillerson, he ran incredibly ExxonMobil.

    NO! Mr Trump. Learn to speak English, ffs.

  • Ian

    ????? What. The. Fuck?

  • DaddyRay

    Jihna

  • Leo

    Rex is currently getting raked over the coals by Republicans Donnie.

    No one cares about your lackluster understand of geography.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    LOL..NEXT question !!!

  • danolgb

    Inflation will be fun!

  • Joe in PA

    ok, that’s the last time I can hear the word Jina.

    Bye folks.

  • DaddyRay

    This is a shit show

    • kanehau

      A piss production

      • Steverino

        A piss-poor production

    • djcoastermark

      4 more years of this shitshow.

  • Ian

    Got successful because they…inherited money from their dad and fucked up.

  • Michael R

    fact check = 100% increase

  • PickyPecker

    yes, yes. 2017 is indeed going to be a shitshow.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      already is my feathery friend

      • pj

        has been for almost 2 years

    • David Walker

      From last night’s eloquence and sincerity and vision to this poor excuse for a person, let alone leader, let alone any vision that doesn’t involve him.
      Post-truth is now post-fucked.

  • danolgb

    She asked what you were going to do, not what you think about the current system.

  • Philly Mike

    Obamacare complete and utter disaster except for the pre conditions and student parts

  • Gustav2

    100% increase? Where does that nonsense come from?

    Oh people in Red States without the Medicaid expansion.

  • PickyPecker

    We’ll have the best plan. The biggest. You’re going to love it.

    • danolgb

      You’ll be proud of it!

    • Kim K’s Kute Koochy✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Bitch’s so fucken petty , kept saying the states he won will get jobs blah blah . What about the ones that didn’t vote your ASS?

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    We are going to be submitting, …. a **plan**.
    Oh, I feel better now.

    • The_Wretched

      after he gets a confirmation on his secretary.

    • BearEyes

      it’s not like they had 7 years or anything

  • Paula

    A plan.The best plan. A tremendous plan.

    • coram nobis

      Like Richard Nixon had a plan to end the Vietnam War once he came into office, and we lost the war nine months after he left office.

      • clay

        “Deescalation” by bombing into Cambodia and Laos, but this is even worse– Donny doesn’t know the difference between “elevate” and “escalate”. Whenever the advisors say, “That will escalate the situation,” Donny with think, “Great, I’ve elevated things.”

  • Ian

    Who gives a fuck about the timeline. Give us details?

    • clay

      People talk about the timeline when they have no details to provide.
      And he was super vague about the timeline, too.

  • Gustav2

    ObamaCare is now your problem and you don’t know WTF you are doing.

  • DumbHairyApe

    “Other things” “other people” “other plans”…he’s really a fan of the nebulous word “other”.

  • Leo

    Doesn’t have a replacement. Thousands will die. That’s your “great service”?

  • Homo Erectus
  • kanehau

    Week… day…. hour…

  • danolgb

    TREMENDOUS!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    he is saying words. empty words.

    • David Walker

      That’s because he knows the best words and he’s not going to waste them on these people. They might know definitions.
      I am sooooooooooo looking forward to Keith Olbermann’s take on this.

  • DaddyRay

    Platitude, Platitude, Platitude, BS, BS, BS, Bumpersticker Slogan, Bumpersticker Slogan, Bumpersticker Slogan

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Deductibles are high as a cost control mechanism.
    Sorry Donnie, you want smaller deductibles, it will cost more.
    Another promise you can’t keep.
    LIAR!!!

  • Halou

    Plan is repeal and replace?
    Repeal now, replace never.

    • PickyPecker

      Repeal will be an empty gesture so the R’s can wave their arms and celebrate. Nothing is going to change with healthcare, IMHO.

  • DumbHairyApe

    Sounds like he’s trying to take credit for FIAT.

    • Gustav2

      Still after EVERYONE had said the announcement was in 2015

  • Gustav2

    He knows which reporters to pick because they are wearing knee pads.

  • Michael R

    you gave carrier 7 million

    • PickyPecker

      Technically, Pence made that happen.

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        Nanny state for corporations.

      • Michael R

        and who pays for that ?

        • PickyPecker

          The people of IN.

      • DaddyRay

        By giving away IN taxpayer money

  • danolgb

    You did not do a good job with Carrier!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    he can only handle one question at a time

  • TimJ

    Making promises he can’t keep on healthcare.

  • danolgb

    Did that just come off as he’s only going to “help” the states where “he won”?

    • Leo

      Always has. Hence the “victory tour”, etc.

    • Gustav2

      The vindictive presidency.

    • clay

      It’s actually a GOP bill– government is only responsible for those who voted them in.

  • The_Wretched

    Trump is back and floating boarder tariffs again.

  • Slippy_World

    Americo CapodagliVerified account

    [email protected]

    Feels like this woman is reading the iTunes Terms & Agreement section you always blindly accept. #Trump #TrumpNewsConference

  • DumbHairyApe

    Why doesn’t someone ask him if he’s moving all his furniture, tie and clothing manufacturing jobs to the USA?

  • Halou

    Companies are getting away with murder now?

    • BearEyes

      it’s called corporate welfare

  • DaddyRay

    He talks like he is still on the campaign trail

  • Leo

    YOU SAID IT WOULD PARTLY BE A FENCE.

    • kanehau

      He meant PENCE

      • coram nobis

        Who pays for that Pence?

  • PickyPecker

    There won’t BE a wall. Will all be a financial con.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    A man, a plan, a wall, Mexico!
    Wait – that’s not a palindrome.

    • TrollopeReader

      keep her out of this !!

    • Steverino

      A Palin drome?

    • kanehau

      A man, a plan, a wall, alcohol!

      • bzrd

        snort

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    I can’t 4 years of the nonsensical shit.

  • DaddyRay

    I thought Republicans were against any new Taxes

    • coram nobis

      Maybe they mispronounced it, and meant instead they wouldn’t expand into Mexico: no new Texas.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    too many questions !!!

  • PickyPecker

    ugh. fucking 3rd person again. That man ain’t right in the head.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Refers to himself in third person again – mental illness?

    • Steverino

      Bob Dole disease.

  • Gustav2

    Because his crowds said Mexico would pay that means it will happen?

  • Halou
    • David Walker

      This is his wet dream about uniting ‘Murka.

  • PickyPecker

    MEXICO WILL NOT PAY, you moran. sheesh.

  • DaddyRay

    Who is he talking to in Mexico – give us names

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      The mexicans !!

  • GayOldLady

    Analogy to Rockefeller made by tee-teeRump Accountant ridiculous

    https://twitter.com/KevinMKruse?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

  • danolgb

    The Government of Mexico doesn’t respect you.

  • CanuckDon

    WHO THE FUCK BELIEVES ANYTHING THIS IDIOT SAYS!

    • DaddyRay

      The Trumpsters

      • Oikos

        Trumpanzees

      • CanuckDon

        Just crazy isn’t it. No wonder advertising is such a huge industry. People are totally gullible.

    • TrollopeReader

      Ivanka and Vlad?

    • DaddyRay

      Russians

  • TrollopeReader

    yes, the cleaners and sweepers and brass polishers are all from mexico….

  • boobert

    The reporter asked three questions and trump answered a fourth that wasn’t asked!

    • kanehau

      He got confused with the echo in his head

    • Kim K’s Kute Koochy✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      he’s used to spinning already. Totally ignored “Nazi” comment. LOL

    • Gustav2

      Kellyanne has been tutoring him.

  • Leo

    He never answered the question about the reimbursement!?! Why is the reporter letting him move on? Can any of them grow a spine? This is so depressing.

  • Halou

    So he basically gloated about fomenting racism among his supporters?

    • David Walker

      You take your accomplishments as you get them.

  • DumbHairyApe

    Rambling old man who spends more time hemming and hawing than actually answering questions. Fill your speech with fluff and idiotic statements and you have to answer fewer questions.

  • danolgb

    All of his SCOTUS candidates came from ONE right wing think tank!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    I thought they were drug dealers and rapists ?? SO confusing !!!

  • beariac
  • Gustav2

    Everyone give Buzzfeed a few hits every day!

  • Halou

    BuzzFeed will suffer the consequences?

  • PickyPecker

    He’s really angry about this whole piss/prostitute thing. Must be true, then.

  • Michael R
  • Leo

    Buzzfeed WROTE the dossier. That’s what you’re saying Don?

    Am I hearing that correctly?

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Oh, he threatens Buzzfeed and CNN.
    No more first amendment??

    • beariac

      I don’t like you so no questions. FFS

  • T-Batwoman

    I hope the conservatives repeal the affordable care act, abolish medicare and cut social security. I hope they outlaw abortion and close planned parenthood. I hope they take away women’s access to reproductive care. I hope they do all of this to hurt the poorly educated impoverished people who voted for them, it is they only way they will understand what their vote actually means.

  • Leo

    YAY! FIGHT BACK!

  • Leo

    Here we go!

  • PickyPecker

    BULLY!

  • DumbHairyApe

    Quiet! Not you! You are fake news!
    SOOOO Presidential.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    If you are attaching us, give us a chance to ask a question!!
    Good!!

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Best drama so far!!

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        The other reporters should ask the same question and nothing else.

        • Halou

          That would require them to have integrity,

        • David Milley

          The rest of the reporters should have yielded the floor to CNN/Buzzfeed (?) at that point. Trump’s tactics, left unchallenged, will destroy the press.

          • David Walker

            That’s the idea. That and another talk to the news channels’ overlords.

  • Leo

    Ouuuuuu. LOVES IT.

  • Gustav2

    You are fake news. (applause)

    • DaddyRay

      I have never heard of a Press Conference having a cheering section

      • David Walker

        That’s because fearless leader is ahead of the curve, has the best ideas, and somebody on his staff also likes Germany 1928-1935.

      • TrollopeReader

        The Antonym Era.

    • Texndoc

      For those listening on radio who is this directed to? I can’t believe they packed the room with a cheering section. Oh yes I can

      • Gustav2

        Buzzfeed

  • MBear

    “you are fake news”?!? WTF?

  • TrollopeReader

    Good, make fun of a senator, of you’re own party.

    • Michael R

      always uniting the country

      • pj

        which one

  • Mike C

    Still campaigning. Attacking sitting senators. What a disaster.

  • DumbHairyApe

    BBC news, are you listening???

  • pj

    just cant write this stuff….

    • David Walker

      Because he can’t read a teleprompter.

  • beariac

    Yay he likes the BBC!

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      I think he was being sarcastic.

      • beariac

        So was I.

        • Dreaming Vertebrate

          LOL, … might need to adjust my sarc-o-meter.

          • beariac

            Nah. My bad.

          • DumbHairyApe

            I caught it, maybe my sarc-o-meter was recently calibrated.

  • Michael R

    master of wasting our time

  • PickyPecker

    He doesn’t like the BBC either??

    • Halou

      He only likes Breitbart, Infowars, WND, RT…

    • Paula

      He thinks they talk weird.

      • beariac

        Just like all the people of Ne-vah-duh

      • DumbHairyApe

        And “other” stuff.

    • clay

      he doesn’t like BBC because his is small and white. The racist stereotyping, however, is typical of him.

      What? Oh, might have the mixed up my websites.

  • Blackfork

    Notice how whenever any entity dissatisfies Twitler he always says it’s “failing”.

  • DumbHairyApe

    I’m surprised Trump didn’t break into his impression of someone with a disability.

    • David Walker

      There’s only so much he can do at one “press conference.”

  • aar9n

    I don’t listen to that man talk.

  • Mike C

    MORAL COMPASS.

  • PickyPecker

    FAKE NEWS = Obama’s birth certificate fiasco, fuckhead.

  • Paula

    Fake news? Wow!! This is unbelievable.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      I stopped watching, it’s just too much. The press is falling over themselves to eek out a sound bite by Cheetolini and they are thankful for his attentions. This is akin to an abused victim coming back for more…I just can’t watch.

  • Leo

    Reforms? He wants state-run media.

    • clay

      (party-run media)

  • DaddyRay

    So now any news organization that criticizes Trump will be called Fake News

  • danolgb

    Yes.. we’ve seen a news organization destroyed by one of your supporter who didn’t like what they said about him.

  • DumbHairyApe

    “We’re hacked by everybody, including some 400 lb guy in a bed”.

    • Halou

      wet bet

  • DumbHairyApe

    “defunse”

    • Halou

      He almost slipped up his intention to defund US intelligence and only let LeakyWicks tell him things.

  • Michael R

    trump might end up being Breitbarts only advertiser

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    If this wasn’t reality, it would be amazing Reality TV.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    That’s not a press conference, it’s an embarrassment. He’s just standing there, tossing sound bites like sardines to yelping seals. The press has allowed themselves to be, once again, a prop for the dictator to perform for the masses. #JournalismIsDead

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    T R A I N W R E C K

    • Bared Bear

      yes. and unfortunately we’re all tied to the track while it’s happening.

      • coram nobis

        Not until the infrastructure improvements which won’t be happening.

        Well, I laid my head on the railroad track
        Waitin’ for the double E
        But the train don’t go by here no more
        Poor poor pitiful me

  • I can’t even listen to this asshat.

  • Lazycrockett

    This shit bag doesn’t even use a computer and hes an expert on hacking?!?!?!?!

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Barron keeps him informed.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    A plague on all those other journalists who are letting Trump off with the disgraceful way he treated their colleague. No backbones, no credibility, Sycophants!

  • Steverino

    Clusterfuck

  • Paula

    E v e r y b o d y!!

    • PickyPecker

      Does this have anything to do with all those cameras in hotel rooms everywhere?

    • clay

      It was as if he was quoting the lyrics of the Backstreet Boys.

  • MBear

    “I want strong hacking defense”

    The dude is so frakkin illiterate – totes talking out of his ass. So obvs to anyone with any experience or education.

    • In other words, the exact opposite of his base.

      • MBear

        The bottom 25% of uneducated murrikkka that voted him in, sure

    • David Walker

      Which is why his base adores him…they have neither experience nor education and damned proud of it.

      • MBear

        All these inbred methhead welfare-relying middle america ignorants sound like the whining 6 year olds who don’t get to have equal input with their parents on major decisions.

    • DumbHairyApe

      Breaking News: Trump appoints Barron Trump as Minister of Hacking Defense.

  • BlindBill

    there are two kinds of computer admins – those that know they have been hacked, and those that do not know that they have been hacked.

  • DaddyRay

    If this was a TV show I would turn it off for being totally implausible

  • Gustav2

    No, you idiot, The reports released to the public are vetted to be released to the public.

    • clay

      The classified one is 35 pages, some of which was judged to be unreliable, some of which is the financial info, some of which is more detail on depth.

  • Halou

    He has many meeting with intelligence?
    Really?

    • DumbHairyApe

      He just means “people smarter than me”…which is pretty much anyone.

  • Leo

    Took the day off and I’m regretting it. I’ve lost my voice screaming at the television.

  • DaddyRay

    But leaking Hillary’s emails was totally ok

  • Michael R

    Barron will be releasing his hacking report after his nap

  • JWC

    will wait for the “Conway” Translation

    • Steverino

      Bibblebabblejibberjabberdiddledaddle…

  • Lazycrockett

    This wouldnt be an issue if you didnt hire whores to piss on a mattress.

  • PickyPecker

    I’m out for now. Can’t take listening to him much longer without losing IQ points.

    • Gustav2

      It is the same shit from the campaign.

      • He’s going to be campaigning for the next four—or however many years transpire before he nukes the planet or is forcably removed from office.

    • David Milley

      Save your brain!

  • Michael R

    no one respects you

  • Lazycrockett

    Not EVEN Rhona!!

    • Gustav2

      Who may or may not have a security clearance.

  • danolgb

    I had to drop out. Stupid work getting in the way of this “fun”.

  • pj

    im done….feel like my IQ has been hit by a mallet

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Because Putin will respect a crybaby, self-pissing, ferret-wearing, orange idiot??

  • djcoastermark

    No, Russia got rid of Hillary to get you in and make us the laughing stock of the world.

  • DumbHairyApe

    He really can’t let go of grudges….this is going to be a weird four years.

  • Putin won’t have to hack… He’ll have the information before I do.

  • Michael R

    release the piss tapes today please

  • Halou

    His response to this question basically guarantees future hacks.
    He proposes no countermeasures or penalties, instead goes on his “China China China” garbage.

  • Leo

    Work something out? He owns you. China’s economy is actually slowing right now but you don’t believe the economists.

    • David Walker

      Not until they sign the loyalty pledge bannon is working on.

  • beariac

    He did NOT just end with that?!!

  • Halou

    “at the end of 8 years”?

  • DumbHairyApe

    I wish someone had asked him about Meryl Streep.

    • coram nobis

      “Mr. President-elect, do you consider yourself the Florence Foster Jenkins of politics?”

  • Jimmy R

    He’s had “many meeting(s) with intelligence.” ????????

    From what I’ve seen, he’s never had any encounters with intelligence.

    But he keeps plugging that pro-Russia anti-China stance. (Vlad promises gallons of Russian whore piss, if he’s a good boy. To be administered via Melania, natch.)

    • clay

      as far as I’ve been able to find, he’s had three.

      Unfortunately, he still thinks they’re negotiations, rather than briefings.

  • Leo

    THAT’S IT? Oh my GOD. We’re FUCKED. Eternally. With no lube.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    So, …. no more questions from CNN?? Who’s next on his bully list?

  • Hay

    I tried to watch but 3 minutes was the most I could stand.

  • Alan S. Lee

    He didn’t say NO to the Russian connection during his campaign!

  • ByronK

    I was in a meeting the whole time. How bad was it?

    • Kim K’s Kute Koochy✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      bad

    • CanuckDon

      Picture a meaningless sales meeting with the boss continually repeating his same empty words over and over and then multiply that by a thousand. Oh…and add in a lot of “very”s and “the best”s.

    • Bared Bear

      bad. he’s still president-elect.

    • coram nobis

      Like “The Poseidon Adventure.” A disaster and everything’s upside down, while the survivors are trying to figure how to escape.

    • The_Wretched

      He took a pee (or something) break in the middle to have an attorney read fine print for 10 minutes. the rest was the same campaign style soundbites he’s been regurgitating all along. He didn’t take many questions and the ones he did, he didn’t answer.

      • beariac

        He was off to the side exchanging sweet nothings with Pence.
        CNN had a split screen. (Don’t blame me, I have limited choice)

        • The_Wretched

          That makes even less sense for the attorney to get up there for 10 minutes then.

          • beariac

            Normally I’d probably agree with you, but these aren’t normal times (obvs). My take on it is this: the press conference was primarily supposed to be about Drumpf’s ‘separation’ from his business interests (like he’s not going to talk business with his sons – sheesh). Having a legal expert present the bulk of it served to a) give it an air (whiff) of authority from an expert, b) present sooo much information that much of it is missed by its audience and/or not reported on (look at all these squirrels papers and documents I have on stage), and c) indicative of the overarching, sneering disdain Drumpf has for the media: less time for him to be grilled on Pissgate and other issues, plus he doesn’t know much about anything – that’s what staff are for.
            Overall, I was mostly just shocked by how few questions he took and the bully-boy attitude. (After all the lying, of course.) This ‘press conference’ gives train-wrecks a bad name!

          • The_Wretched

            good summary

      • djcoastermark

        Not a pee break, a snort break.

    • Halou

      Tell a toddler they can only eat their sweets after they’ve finished dinner. That’s basically it.

    • MBear

      start drinking now and hope the buzz lasts 4 years

    • ByronK

      Thanks everyone. Wow. And thank you meeting!!

  • Michael R
    • coram nobis

      You’re speaking about the President-Defect, madam.

      • KCMC

        and those are his strengths.

  • David Walker

    Why can’t he just say “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” and be done with it?

    • Steverino

      That’s Kellyanne’s job.

    • DumbHairyApe

      If you say it loud enough, you’ll always sound ferocious.

    • coram nobis

      “Feed The Birds” might have been more appropriate.

      • Steverino

        Trump Pence a bag.

        • coram nobis

          And the press gather for whatever poor handouts get scattered.

      • Snarkaholic

        Or ‘Go Fly A Kite’.

  • Tom G

    He must have forgotten to categorically deny that anyone from his organization was in contact with Russia.

    • Alan S. Lee

      He didn’t forget. He dodged it!

  • JoeMyGod
  • Lazycrockett

    So its not a blind trust or even a shadow trust. So the whole thing is a lie.

    • bzrd

      bigly

    • David Walker

      Quelle surprise!

    • clay

      The one Jared Kushner’s proposed is basically the same.

  • TrollopeReader

    msnbc trust dude says that the “plan” offered by the lawyer is a big-fat nothing.

    • clay

      it was about management, not financial interests.

  • Bared Bear

    tinkle tinkle, little czar… putin put you where you are…
    — stolen from the internet

    • Halou

      George Takei posted it to his twitter, I believe.

      • Bared Bear

        oh, ok… it wasn’t credited to anybody where i found it

        • Tiger Quinn

          Takei got it off the ‘net too.

  • DumbHairyApe

    Well, Donald essentially just whipped out his dick and peed all over the journalists. I hope they enjoyed it.

  • Halou

    That wasn’t a press conference it was a bunch of rats fighting for scraps.

  • WE ARE SO FUCKED.

    “Run by people who don’t know what they’re doing.”

    PROJECT MUCH, CHEETO?

    Once again, pay attention to what he’s saying.

  • Michael R

    Now I have to go about my business in my ” I hate everything ” mood

  • BlindBill

    ” Russia will have greater respect” is code for “I am dropping all sanctions and the Exxon deal with Putin’s oil company Rosneft will go forward – and when the drilling commences, Vlad will love me” …..”oh, the poor people in eastern Europe – Vlad said that Russia just wants to help them out….or something”

    • DumbHairyApe

      It’s the same kind of respect a client shows his/her sex worker.

    • rusty57

      “…and when the drilling commences, Vlad will love me”
      When the drilling commences Donald I’m pretty sure Vlad’s going to be screaming in your ear:
      “WHAT’S MY NAME BITCH!”

  • DaddyRay
    • DaddyRay
    • The_Wretched

      Straight out of every dictatorship or dystopian movie ever. I’m expecting them to advance to the advanced technology of the ‘laugh track’ for the next one.

    • LaChatSayWha

      Traditional kgb/rccp technique. Fake support, drown out the real questions, and intimidate the reporters. We are fucked. Once the totalitarians take over, it is so difficult to re establish a democratic society that adheres to democratic mores.

  • dalnat

    He came off as cynical, resentful, spiteful, and suspicious. Clearly he views the press through jaundiced eyes.

    • MBear

      jaundiced? I dont’ think that’s jaundice making his eyes yellow. Badum TSHHH!

      • Bob Conti

        Thank you, thank you, I’m here all week…

    • Jaundiced eyes…symptom of advanced hepatitis or liver cancer. Just sayin’…

    • Halou

      Trump isn’t jaundiced, it’s too big of a word for him to comprehend.

    • danolgb

      This is my biggest fear about someone who has the keys to our nuclear arsenal. I really hope that someone secretly disables our missiles.

    • Snarkaholic

      Maybe that yellow coloring in his eyes is just residual pee.

    • TrollopeReader

      …let alone how he views the intelligence agencies …

  • Gigi

    Why should Russia have any respect from us? Putin, the leader of Russia, is a terrorist who kills anyone who gets in his way. Is this really someone we want to be pallin’ around with?

    • Snarkaholic

      Turnip’s KKK (and other thug) supporters eagerly anticipate nationwide mayhem; the chaos will provide handy cover for them to pursue their own personal agendas (with much less likelihood of getting caught/punished):
      1. Steal as much as possible.
      2. Rape as often as possible.
      3. Violently punish every person who has pissed them off in the past.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Love the hot mic

    • DaddyRay

      Can’t wait to hear what was picked up on the hot mic

      • coram nobis

        “Are we off? Good. That oughta hold the little stinkers.”

  • Tiger Quinn

    Donnie Pee Pants thinks that Buzzfeed is another Gawker and that he can just destroy them and nobody will care. Well, they have a HUGE audience, and they do actual reporting. Not the same thing, Pee Pants.

  • Bared Bear

    I’m ready to wake up from this nightmare and see that Hillary is actually the president now.

    • DaddyRay

      Same here – this has been a hell of a Tequila hangover

    • HZ81

      Isn’t there a “Oh, fuck no!” clause in the constitution that allows for the winner to actually you know, win?

      • Bared Bear

        That’s what I was hoping the electoral college was for.

        • HZ81

          You’d think they would have wanted to do their job, but no.

  • Treant

    He’s a laughingstock at this point…and he knows it.

    • Halou

      He hears the laughing, sure. But he thinks people are laughing with him when in fact we are laughing at him.

    • Bared Bear

      Unfortunately, he’s also a sociopath… so I don’t think that he cares. He’ll just “get even.” He’ll also have an echo chamber of “yes” men telling him how awesome he did so he’ll just reimagine everything in his favor.

      • Treant

        It reduces his ability to get even…nobody likes hanging out with a laughingstock, and he’s walking in with near-zero political power.

        • Snarkaholic

          And his list of enemies/groups he hates is so long that he can’t possibly avenge each and every one.

          • Treant

            Nor would Congress or the letter agencies allow it–some of his enemies and their friends overlap!

    • danolgb

      That’s what is important. Even if the story about the golden showers aren’t actually true, the fact that enough of us believe that it could be true should be just as alarming. Especially funny is that the report was commissioned by the Republicans.

      • Bared Bear

        If this was instigated by Republicans then that just seems like they’re intending on setting up the dominoes to flick him out of office and set up Pence in his place… which has been speculated as a scenario.

        They’re going to have to sucker an elected Democrat or group of Democrats to take the fall so that the angry Trump supporters don’t blame the Republicans.

        • clay

          McCain’s the one who gave the rumors to the FBI to investigate.

      • Treant

        Totally agreed. Every pee joke raises his diastolic blood pressure. We should be releasing those by drips and liquid spurts, but make sure they’re good ones. Gold, you might say.

      • William

        Bingo!!!

  • coram nobis

    “Wait, Mr. President-elect! When you saw those hookers, were you de-briefed first?”

    • Snarkaholic

      Depends…

  • Benny S.

    Well, that was the most amazingly tremendous and magnificently great — oh, and by the way, I might add, incredibly conferency — press conference in the history of the world’s press conferences. Very, very, very phenomenal.

    • DumbHairyApe

      YUGE! Bigly. Many are saying that others are saying that some may be saying that bigly, yuge things and other things.

    • MBear

      those fake news reporters – losers – total losers. They’re just jealous. Jealousy it is. Bigly jealous. Losers. Sad.

    • beariac

      We will, and when we do, it will be tremendous.

  • DumbHairyApe

    I can only imagine Obama shaking his head in disbelief.

    • Natty Enquirer

      That happened a couple of months ago. He has whiplash by now.

  • justme
    • coram nobis

      We’ll know better once we read it in the Wall Street Urinal.

      • DumbHairyApe

        Now that’s funny.

  • karmanot

    Puti’s Bitch shop-worn…..SAD!

    • Treant

      I noticed that too. He looks like crap and hasn’t even taken office yet.

  • Halou

    I was actually naive enough to start believing that there was a glimmer of hope for the next four years, that the bureaucrats behind the scenes would be telling the appointees what to do and how to behave until a real President gets elected, but in just over an hour Trump managed to completely destroy all the rehearsed platitudes we’ve been given these last few days.

  • dcurlee

    Talking bullshit as usual. Had to stop listening

  • David

    Just a reminder: Here’s Mark Hamill, as The Joker, reading Dump’s New Years tweet

    I really, really hope Mark Hamill continues to do this:

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0XRue9Vx-8c

    • David Walker

      Wow. Just fucking wow.

    • Natty Enquirer

      Thank you, Mr. Hamill. You’re hired.

  • houstonray

    Good god, I just watched (was on delay), I literally have no words. We are SCREWED. *ok, so that was some words.

    • Gustav2

      On MSNBC an administration that will have scandal corruption and ethics violation on day one.

  • fuzzybits

    I was home and it came on and he started talking about fake news. I had to turn it off. I seriously think I’ll catch the news later and catch what he said. I just can’t do it.

  • edrex

    Welcome to DC, dilletante! you will be eaten alive. and no one really cares about saving you.

    • Gustav2

      The lawyers are lining up clients from competing hotels and restaurants to sue his ass off because he has an unfair advantage.

      • edrex

        everyone in that town is out for their own interests. period. they know a fool when they see one. they will use him to their advantage and piss on him when he is no longer useful.

        • TrollopeReader

          at least they won’t feel bad about pissing on him, since we now know it’s what he likes ….

        • Gustav2

          I almost think the Republicans are not going to do much but tweeks to Obamacare except screw with Medicaid payments to Planned Parenthood. Then they can go back to their constituents claiming victory.

  • David Walker

    These two clips came to mind. I know why “A Face in the Crowd” did, but I’m not sure why “All the King’s Men”…except that any excuse or reason to watch Broderick Crawford deliver one of the greatest monologues ever written for a movie is reason enough.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgJC4Pu_tbo#t=261.294148
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez5cTYL4paA

    • coram nobis

      They’re both excellent, relevant — and still timely — commentaries on U.S. media culture and the rise of powerful celebrities. I also recommend, from that period, “Ace in the Hole” and “Sweet Smell of Success”, as similar, dark commentaries.

      • David Walker

        Thank you. I’ll have to look up “Ace in the Hole.” “Sweet Smell of Success”…definitely.

        • coram nobis

          Ace in the Hole, with Kirk Douglas, and Billy Wilder directing.

          http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0043338/?ref_=nv_sr_1

          • David Walker

            Watched the trailer and now I remember it. Thanks for the link. I wouldn’t doubt that the first time I saw this was on a shopping trip with my mother. I know she thought Kirk Douglas was hot and she’d usually take me along on her shopping trips to Lancaster. We’d almost always go to a movie, so although I don’t remember it, it’s likely that I saw it in a theater.

  • TuuxKabin

    didn’t watch or listen, but I have the impression:

    “… it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.” – (Macbeth)

    • TrollopeReader

      and as convoluted as faulkner ….

      • gaymex1

        lol

      • BobSF_94117

        Ah, but Faulkner is fun.

        • bobbyjoe

          Faulkner created Flem Snopes, maybe the biggest lying, cheating, good-for-nothing con man in the history of literature (Flem eventually suckers the rubes into electing him to political office).

          However, Flem Snopes looks like Abraham Lincoln or Mahatma Gandhi in comparison to Donald Trump.

  • houstonray

    Hubby and I have some land with a small house on it out in the country, far outside the city. I’m seriously thinking it’s time to start fixing it up as a place to escape to should the need arise.

    I used to think those doomsday prepper people were silly, not so sure I feel that way any more…

    • David Walker

      Don’t forget to buy lots of Jim Bakkers” Barrels of Bilge to see you through.

      • houstonray

        LOL, I think we’ll plant fruit trees and have a garden, I’d rather become vegetarian than eat those slop buckets, ha.

      • Andymac3

        Or you could just buy the doggy snacks that it is made from.

    • coram nobis

      Not so much doomsday as away from whatever troubles come in the city.

      CANDIDE: We’re neither wise nor good
      We’ll do the best we know
      We’ll build our house, and chop our wood
      And make our garden grow,
      And make our garden grow.

      PANGLOSS (spoken, to audience): Any questions?
      — “Candide”, finale

      • houstonray

        Yep, maybe I shouldn’t call it doomsday prepping but just having a safe place to get to if things go south in the big city.

    • stuckinthewoods

      ….what an intriguing idea.
      30+ years ago I did that after AIDS claimed everyone I knew. The present situation is reminiscent. This is the only time I’ve felt external justifications rather than personal.

      • houstonray

        Hang in there, we’re all gonna get through this somehow.

    • gaymex1

      We had the same conversation here. We could make escape room if needed. Had we not already built the place, I would design it for more people instead of having to modify it after the fact.

      • houstonray

        We’re all gonna be in this together, right? Yep, our conversation was very serious. Time to put the house/land rehab plans into motion I do believe!

        • gaymex1

          Internet has been down…sorry. We’re serious too.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    O/T but not.

    As shared on my FB and Twitter feeds….

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1569d453e5250ec6b73964f1b5c1a04df66725f67f67357aafaa00cef0680761.jpg

    I literally LOL’d for real.

  • WarrenHart
  • JT

    They used to be called “pressers”. Now they’re “pissers”.

  • Andymac3

    Well, that was a shit show, told by a conman and liar, full of piss and vinegar and deflections, and signifying a deep wounding to our democracy.

    • bobbyjoe

      Out, damned Trump! Out, I say!

  • Snarkaholic

    If you’re in the mood for a Turnip smack-down, I highly recommend the following:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Emm_CVMfyt0

    • Bared Bear

      Thanks! I enjoyed that.

    • The_Wretched

      It needs a little more lesbian to be cooking with lesbians.

      • Snarkaholic

        Unfortunately, Sarah was busy running the camera.

        • The_Wretched

          ah

      • Snarkaholic

        Here’s some real lesbo action…from the same director:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbQmabJnJjw

        • Snarkaholic

          • Snarkaholic

            Sorry to deviate from the subject at hand, but I think we all could use a laugh.

  • SFHarry

    It sounds like he’s still running for president against Hilary.

    • Natty Enquirer

      Trump is aware that his edge is slim. He has to keep the “us versus them” war going.

    • clay

      He has trouble forming new memories.

  • CatCope

    I’d rather stick knitting needles in my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Nowhereman

    Can’t watch. I can barely take him in short clips on the news shows. Even then I have to mute the sound.

  • vorpal

    In loo of John Lennon’s song:
    All we are saying… is give piss a chance.

  • Cuberly

    No way in hell I was gonna watch that live. My blood pressure couldn’t handle it. But reading the postmortem has been rather fascinating. Sounds like he dodged and flat out lied and went full autocrat. Then there’s this nugget that’s making the rounds.

    https://twitter.com/cherokeesher2/status/819252925000249345

    • Randy503

      Can we get that in a sworn affidavit? Then we can start with impeachment proceedings.

    • Steve Teeter

      I could watch a little of it. But not much.

  • BobSF_94117

    No, Mr. Trump, no.

  • Snarkaholic

    So many flags…overcompensating again, I see.

  • EqualityForAll
  • Lazycrockett
  • rubellapox2

    What a freaking narcissist… everything is about him and his trump brand… hope leading the country doesn’t cause him and his companies any undue stress….

    • The_Wretched

      I like your avatar.

      • rubellapox2

        Thanks.. : )

  • That one way journey to Mars is looking pretty good about now.

  • rusty57

    I started watching, got to the part about his son’s managing the blind trust and I just couldn’t listen any more.
    Maybe later in the small hours when I’m drunk I will be able to stomach this stream of self-serving prevarications, falsehoods, half truths, false justifications and lies.

  • BobSF_94117

    If I am to survive a Trump presidency, it will only be with the amusement provided by little swipes like this:

    Yes, Mr President-elect. The intelligence reports are indeed calling you
    an asset in the context of Russia. You may keep using that word but, as in the Princess Bride, I do not think it means what you think it means.

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jan/11/trumps-trainwreck-press-conference-ushers-in-a-clueless-presidency

  • Soniacmazzone

    Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj36d:
    On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive if you don’t check it
    !mj36d:
    ➽➽
    ➽➽;➽➽ http://GoogleFinancialJobsCash36DigitalcGetPay$97Hour ★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★::::::!mj36d:….,…..

  • Halou

    The folders that our 6 year old peesident said would prove he was handing his business over to his sons, Trump is doing nothing of the sort the folders are all full of blank paper. And he told us he hates fake news.
    https://twitter.com/bergopolis/status/819361200370614274