Bill Donohue: Female MSNBC Reporters Are Ugly

Catholic League blowhard and well-known supermodel Bill Donohue today used a just-issued study to declare that the female reporters at MSNBC are unattractive. It’s what Jesus would want. The reason that the study comes to its conclusion is rather interesting. The Washington Post reports:

Research has found that being attractive influences many things in a person’s life β€” their salary, their popularity and grades in school, even the prison sentences they receive. So why not their politics?

A recently published study in the Journal of Public Economics concludes that the attractiveness of a candidate does correlate with their politics. They find that politicians on the right are more good looking in Europe, the United States and Australia.

The study shows correlation, not causation, but the researchers float a simple economic explanation for why this might happen. Numerous studies have shown that good-looking people are likely to earn more, and that people who earn more are typically more opposed to redistributive policies, like the progressive taxes and welfare programs favored by the left.

The researchers also offer a more general psychological explanation for the trend: That good-looking people are often treated better than others, and thus see the world as a more just place. Past studies have found that the more attractive people believe themselves to be, the lower their preference for egalitarianism, a value typically associated with the political left.

The study is also being promoted today by Matt Drudge, another wingnut top model.

  • safari

    And neither of them want to date you, Bill.

  • Tiger Quinn

    Any reasonable person who walk away with that going “because attractive people by and large are more concerned with their own self, and a world view that supports the self. The rest of us uggos have to help each other.”

    • Cherry

      Is your name taken from the character in the Sookie Stackhouse books? Just curious?

      • Tiger Quinn

        Oh I didn’t know about that character – no, Tiger is short for Tigernan (the g is silent) and translates in Gaelic to “little murderer.” I just go by Tiger. πŸ™‚

        • CHerry

          If you aren’t familiar, True Blood is based on the Sookie Stackhouse novels. Quinn is a Were-Tiger. He can transform from human form into Tiger form. From the descriptions in the books, he is a very tall and muscular man and sounds very sexy.

          • Tiger Quinn

            Oh how I wish I matched literally any of that. πŸ˜‰

    • zhera

      But then how do you explain trumPee? πŸ˜‰

    • Friday

      Though *that* kind of attitude cuts you the other way if you happen to *be* considered something to look at. Between assumptions it means you don’t have a brain in your head or skills, (or are just intimidating if you show them) …people having ulterior motives regardless, etc etc.

      It’s maybe overall an advantage, but it’s not really a *telling* one if you don’t *play* those reindeer games or *use* it in selfish/conservative-acceptable ways. Faux News being a prime example, women who *aren’t* bitchy Barbie-doll wannabes figure if they ain’t blondes, they better get that way fast, to all appearances.

      • Tiger Quinn

        Well, of course, I was using a universal and those are never completely true.

  • Oikos
    • Lars Littlefield


      • Oikos

        Bill had the ear reduction at the request of the RCC.

    • TuuxKabin

      Opened into a new tab, copied and sent to him. Thanks, Oikos!

      • Oikos

        Most welcome. I hope he enjoys it!

    • Ian

      She’s never looked better!

    • Lumpy Gaga

      “Separated at Birth.”

    • Goodboy

      What a disgusting insult. Poor piggy.

    • Uncle Mark

      So more physically attractive people are more inclined to be Republicans; so what’s Bill’s excuse?

    • perversatile
    • Todd20036

      Don’t dis the pig.

    • CottonBlimp

      I think it’s in very poor taste to attack someone by posting unflattering pictures of their mother.

      • Oikos

        How do we know that isn’t a male pig?

        • CottonBlimp

          Because I don’t have his phone number.

          (stealing Todd20036’s schtick for a moment)

    • kaydenpat

      Why are you insulting that pig? The one on the left, I mean.

    • Marides48

      He’s so purdy, ain’t he.
      So is Bill.

  • BearEyes

    must be a slow day for him to get all hot and bothered by bleach blond bimbos with written talking points

  • Gustav2

    No, it said good looking people make more money…see Hollywood.

    Then you have to be good looking for people to believe your lies.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada
    • Richard, another Canuck

      Well done Jean-Marc

  • Benny S.

    Fox vs. MSNBC… Donohue just confirmed WWJD (Who Would Jesus Do)

    • Oikos

      Like Roger Ailes, Bill would either have to pay for sex or threaten.

  • HZ81

    Yes, Catholic Jesus ogles tits. Sure, Bill.

  • Bill #drain that swamp?

    …so are pedophiles …where’s your outrage with that?

  • Silver Badger

    The “gals” on Fox look like aging hookers. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I guess.

  • geoffalnutt

    You should see Bill’s impression of a disabled person. It’s right up there with Don’s.

    • Piercedchrlz

      I thought this response of his was his impersonation of the disabled.

  • Michael R

    Things more interesting than
    Bill Donohue’s entire existence :

    • Lars Littlefield


    • CanuckDon

      Aw…now that’s not fair because that is way more interesting than most things in life!

    • Bad Tom

      Bestest safe space evah!
      And, it’s portable.

      • CanuckDon

        “No one will know I’m here.”

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Cats are geniuses, I tells ya.

        • Bad Tom

          My cat will tell you the same thing.

    • Mark

      but…but…I thought the tune was ‘dick in a box’ ?!

      • Dreaming Vertebrate

        … this is the flip side, – – pussy in a box.

    • Judas Peckerwood

      How does this Tardis thing work, anyway?

    • Nowhereman

      I keep forgetting–cats can see things that we can’t see.

  • The_Wretched

    The ‘gals’ on Fox are filling sexual harassment lawsuits. I suppose that’s part of ‘being pretty’ too? /s

    Maybe hiring cookie cutter women instead of qualified entertaining ones makes a difference?

  • T-Batwoman

    I find Rachel stunningly beautiful….. way more than the cadre of blondes on Fox.

    • Piercedchrlz

      and infinitely more talented, intelligent and principled.

      • Philly Mike

        Donahue “Where are the tits?”

        • Piercedchrlz

          Look down at your own chest Billy, yep, they’re right there, in all their saggy worn out glory….

          • GrandmasterBeavis

            Meat flaps.

          • JCF


          • Aurvara

            Dugs would be the appropriate term in this case. Dugs Donohue has a ring to it.

        • kaydenpat

          He probably has bigger breasts than a lot of women.

    • TuuxKabin

      The woman’s a natural. Simply poised and secure.

      • Librarykid

        With a GREAT sense of humor!

      • Philly Mike

        That is so perfect “Simply poised and secure” to the point.

        • TuuxKabin

          Thanks, she’s that and more.

    • CanuckDon

      I would cherish every minute that I had to stand and chat with her. Blonde bimbos on the other hand…don’t waste my time.

      • Philly Mike

        feel the same about men.

        • Skokieguy [Larry]

          I’m a gay man and I find Rachel gorgeous. She is well made up and coiffed on MSNBC, but it is a clean and polished look that I think is classic and beautiful. And separate from that, smart is sexy!

          • Todd20036

            Agreed. As a gay man I can safely say that Maddow is sexy on multiple levels.

            Fox bubble-headed bleach blonds with vacant eyes, not so much.

          • olandp

            Rachel has a neck, (and what a neck!) those FOX bimbos are no neck monsters.

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        • RickCabral

          Show me Queenie La Churchmouse in a speedo. Then I’ll make a comment.

    • Ian

      Smarts is sexy.

      • Todd20036

        Dumb can be sexy for an overnight relationship, I’ll admit.

        Heck, how do you think I get laid at all?

        • grada3784

          You’d have no problem with me, no matter how much useless information I have between my ears.

    • Sean Williams

      I agree, in additional to being Mentally gorgeous, she is conventionally beautiful.

    • greenmanTN

      Me too. I actually think she’s way more beautiful than the Fox News Blonds with bolt-on tits.

      But what do I know? My interest in women’s looks is academic at best. I just like smart (and she is very smart) and funny people, no matter what they sport between their legs.

      • Lumpy Gaga
        • greenmanTN

          I’ve seen that photo before and it’s funny as hell because she was trying to fit in.

          Based on the little I know about her, she shortly there afterward was a Rhodes Scholar, along with Cory Booker, which is why they know each other so well, and active in protests about HIV, not at all the Fox News trajectory of beauty pageant queens.

          • JCF

            Her PhD thesis was about HIV and public policy: “HIV/Aids and Health Care Reform in British and American Prisons” (Oxford 2001)

          • greenmanTN

            Just stop and think about that for a moment.

            “Her PhD thesis was about…” Just by having a PhD she has already differentiated herself from 95+% of TV news anchors. She didn’t start out doing “the weather” and moved up, she had intellectual chops enough to earn an advanced degree from what is by no means a party school.

            One of the reasons I like her is that she can put the history of current events into perspective, explain things in a way that is accessible. I get why some people think she’s pedantic, but if you aren’t familiar with the topic she breaks it down into easily understood pieces, part of a whole.

        • The_Wretched

          the short brown hair suits her better.

        • Todd20036

          She’s pretty as a blond, but she doesn’t need to do that.

        • GrandmasterBeavis

          She’s a handsome woman.

        • JCF

          And then, like many a Young Dyke everywhere, she felt she had to go to the other extreme—

          And THEN she found her own style. Tada!

    • Lumpy Gaga

      MSNBC gave up Stunning Thomas Roberts for Hatchet Face Susteren.

      Who, this week, let her fox flag fly on MSNBC (and Franken): “Has [Sessions] done anything as a Senator that would disqualify him from being Attorney General?”

      LG’s answer: “As a Senator, he didn’t have a chance to. As a human being, OTOH…”

      • HadenoughBS

        Has anyone heard just what Mr. Roberts will be doing next? I thought there was going to be an announcement by now. I miss watching him on MSNBC and as an NBC Nightly News fill-in anchor.

    • Steve Edwards

      Also, she is beautiful on the inside.

    • I agree. I think she’s very cute, but that’s neither here nor there. I like Maddow because she’s smart, quick-witted and engaging. She’d still be those things no matter what she looked like.

    • GrandmasterBeavis

      I like his 2 foot long neck.

    • greenmanTN

      There is a lot to be said about inner beauty, though Rachel is also outwardly beautiful.

      I thought it was… interesting that the go-to right wing insult was to refer to her as “him” and talk about her as if they thought she was male. Har har har, can we please be past that elementary school bullshit now?

    • kaydenpat

      She’s gorgeous and smart.

  • Robert Conner
  • CanuckDon

    Fun! So now let’s do an analysis of ugly, older, right-wing males and the correlation to why they’re so angry and miserable.

  • bmoore4026

    Oh, like you’re a Hemsworth brother, Billy.

  • Lars Littlefield

    Julia Sugarbaker: They act like only attractive people should have rights.”
    Suzanne Sugarbaker: “I’ve always thought that was fair.”

  • MBear


    Avoid mirrors much?

  • karmanot

    Holy Thumb-Face Batman!

  • TuuxKabin

    Oh go look in the mirror, pale face, you’ve got a face like bucket.

  • zhera

    Serious doubts about this study! My own experience is the opposite.

    Regardless, attractiveness is rather subjective. Sure, Bill Donohue thinks the bimbos on Fox are pretty. They were hired because bigots like himself are attracted to just that type of women. The men on Fox are hardly attractive!

    • TuuxKabin

      Dey ugly.

  • GayOldLady

    Give me a f’ing break!!! Maybe MSNBC goes for qualification before blond hair, long legs and slinky attire. And BILL O’REILLY? How do you explain that big heaping pile of decrepit? Or Charles Krauthammer, or Steve Douchebag, or Brit Hume. Please I’m so sick of this objectification of women I could spit!

    • beariac

      “gals”. FML.

    • Uncle Mark

      No kidding !! What kind of half-assed study is this? Who knew that strippers & Hooters waitresses were such staunch Republicans? /s

      “Republicans tend to vote for attractive people”??!! Doesn’t that speak more of the shallowness & vacuousness of Republicans? These are the folks that only support ideas/policies that fit on bumper stickers

  • TuuxKabin

    Asshat Donahue can be reached at [email protected]. I always send him a comment or two when we are dishin’ him.

  • kelven

    “The mirror’s got two faces, four chins, a soggy ass, and some other shit…”

    • Treant

      I never knew mirrors could have clogged arteries, but there it is. At least while he’s reflected.

  • My anecdotal evidence would beg to differ.

  • greenmanTN

    Well I’m basically an undiscovered super model, but if I had my own fax machine and email account I too could become a “league.”

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    1) Mirror, Bill
    2) Smellyanne Conjob
    3) Todd Starnes
    4) Drumpf
    5) They had something like 18 candidates and the only one who could’ve been considered remotely attractive was Marco Rubio back in his foam party days.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Methinks Bill is more a Milo enthusiast.

      • Lars Littlefield


      • Andymac3

        Is the Pope catholic, do bears shit in the woods, does PEEOTUS like golden showers?

      • pj

        dressed as an altar boy

  • AtticusP

    And Bill Donohue gets mistaken for Brad Pitt every single day.

    Thoroughly fugly, inside and out.

  • Gene Perry

    Bill Donohue: butt-ugly inside and out.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      Butts are pretty and serve many purposes.

  • j.martindale

    So typical of conservatives to be concerned with appearances. They are truly shallow. Beauty contestant shallow. Trophy wife shallow. Stepford wives shallow. And it is always feminine beauty that they are concerned with. Conservative men: tRump, Ailes, Murdoch, Limpbaugh, O’Really, etc. Every bit as ugly on the outside as they are on the inside.

  • fuzzybits

    Gals? I’ll ring up June Cleaver and tell her about the study. Go look in the mirror Mr. Potato Head.

  • Gaymurcan

    How could they tell, they’re all too busy peeing on one another.

  • andrew

    Fortunately then, Kellyanne Conway must be a left wing plant in the Trump Administration. Now I know why she says all those stupid things during TV interviews. Yep, that lefty is trying to undermine Trump.

  • Bared Bear

    I’d rather be an ugly liberal than a member of the kiddy fondling club.

  • MΞ©ebym

    I just remembered that there is an image out in the right-wingosphere somewhere that compares flattering photos of conservative women to unflattering images of progressive/Democratic women, and proclaims the latter ugly.

  • Crow on a Top Hat

    The “ideal woman” depends on the era. They change like the fashion of the time. It’s also dependent on what the local sleesebag in power likes. In short it’s all subjective, so ladies look whatever your version of good is for you.

  • DumbHairyApe

    It’s outright sexism that male anchors can be all kinds of ugly…but women are expected to be supermodels.

  • TuuxKabin

    Says no neck, LARGE canned ham for a face, monster.

    • perversatile

      Their fat little heads sit on their fat little bodies without a bit of connection…

      • Librarykid

        Well, when you consider what they were being shat out of, it’s no wonder they have that shape.

  • Blake Jordan
    • Treant

      Somebody has dreadful aim.

      • Piercedchrlz

        I have better aim than that…said a friend of mine….

      • Miji

        Not to excuse their apparent lack of cleaning skills, I’d guess that situation is more about splatter than aim.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    OT: Alt-Right trolls are trying to trick people into thinking Trump Dossier was a 4chan Prank. Don’t fall for it!!

  • William

    Tell the truth, who here doesn’t have the Bill Donohue centerfold posted on the wall?

  • Lazycrockett
  • Mark

    based on looks, blowhard Bill would be sooooo far left he’d be coming back around on the right. Or maybe he’s just a fugly blowhard extreme right wing nut…

  • Secure

    Trump is the one who suggested Heidi Cruz was fugly looking. I can only imagine what he thinks of Janet Huckabee.

    • Bared Bear

      He thinks Janet is a man and wonders why Huckabee is against gay marriage.

  • greenmanTN

    Charles Krauthammer hates big government, which is kind of funny considering that if it weren’t for federal intervention and the ADA he wouldn’t have access to bitch about people who use federal law to make their lives easier.

    On a more shallow note, he looks like a snapping turtle which decided to dress up and pretend to be human.

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Ack – I thought he died years ago!

      • Bared Bear

        He did. They keep propping him up and the cadaver gases move his mouth.

      • The_Wretched

        Pat Robertson style in-dwelling humanoid animatronics.

    • perversatile
      • greenmanTN


        The Spanish royalty were rather horrific, but who is that hag on the left?! πŸ˜‰

  • TSS

    They’re proud of being anti-egalitarian? What the hell?

  • Dan M

    It appears Mr. Bill may have been pissed on by the two Trumpstitutes.

  • JCF

    OT (Yay, I get to ignore BillyD):

    Norm Eisner of the Brookings Institution is RIPPING Drumpf re the NON-Trust: “a tri-Branch Constitutional crisis, beginning in the courts, on Day One”. Shazam!

  • David

    Really wanna go there Bill?

    • JW Swift

      When you’ve got no sense of empathy OR irony, why not?

  • Halou

    “Compare the gals on Fox to MSNBC.”
    Because Fox hires breasts to recite news, and MSNBC doesn’t.

  • Treant

    Yeah, Kellyanne is totally, like, the hot. Sure.

    • MBear


    • The_Wretched

      Hot like cayenne pepper on beef jerky.

  • BlindBill

    The Catholic League is publishing negative judgement about “gals” based on looks?…. is the Catholic League saying that god holds the Botoxed-Bubble-headed-bleach-blonds with silicone implants in higher regard?
    Maybe it is just that Blowhard-Bill Donohue prefers Botoxed-Bubble-headed-bleach-blonds with silicone implants – no wonder his wife divorced him.

    • MBear

      Jeebus loves silicone bazoombas

    • Lucy Montrose

      Glad to NOT be a Barbie doll. I might have Bill Donohue wanting to fuck me otherwise.

  • Mark

    bad news Billy. I’ve been lookin at your pic for well on 5 minutes…and I’m still dry as clam in the Arizona desert.

    • Snarkaholic

      Both you and the clam smell far nicer than Bill!

  • edrex

    Jesus only saves the pretty ones. AMIRIGHT, Mr. Paragon of Xtianity?

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    OT – During Rex Tillerson’s confirmation hearing, Sen. Marco Rubio (!?) questioned him about Putin murdering his political opponents, and Tillerson’s reply: β€œWell, people who speak up for freedom in regimes that are oppressive are often at threat, and these things happen to them.”

    Can’t say we weren’t warned.

    • beariac

      It’s a cost of doing business. Corporate collateral damage.

    • zhera

      Did he just call Russia an oppressive regime? I’d stay away from all things tea related if i were him.

  • RYalman

    I smell Lust!

    • MBear

      More like desperation

  • John P.

    Bill has a nerve to talk…

    However, this is not big news. Like it or not, ‘attractive’ people always have an edge.

  • Cuberly

    (sigh) They trot out this shallow crap every year or so. Rightwingers lap it up and go crazy about it.

    …yet somehow they can’t explain this.

    • pj

      pretty gal

    • The_Wretched

      She’d be prettier if she had facial expressions other than snear, hate, and disgust.

      • Cuberly

        Malkin’s facial tics are just bizarre. Can’t recall a single time I’ve seen here where she didn’t contort the livin crap out of her loony gob.

  • Friday

    Faux News hires people attractive to the cretinous right-wing leches that own and run the show, there, and maybe obsessed old men like Donahue, and Barbie-doll hair and measurements and a nasty disposition do not ‘attractive’ make, as we can see.

    Generally it’s more like attractive people in some classes often have less reason to develop compassion than others, and those who use that for personal gain rise to the top in a lot of circles.

  • Gigi

    The study is obviously BS. Trump is ugly as sin and, according to Trumo himself, very rich and successful.

  • MBear

    “A womans only role is to be physically pleasing to Bill Donohue” – Jesus

  • aar9n
  • Rex

    Hey Bill, I hear Sea World is looking for a new whale.

    • Snarkaholic

      Sorry, fugly whales need not apply.

      • Rex

        A few thousand gallons of black and white paint, who’d know the difference.

  • Brooklyn Joe

    He might as well have a Kick Me! sign on his back

  • Brooklyn Joe

    “I might as well have property of MSNBC tattooed on my backside!”

  • Lumpy Gaga


  • Rex

    Jesus approves of your mean-spirited bullying.

  • HomerTh

    Explains why his wife divorced him.

  • witch

    I don’t care if they look like yoda just report the news honestly

    • Snarkaholic

      Yoda is much cuter than Kellyanne Conman!

  • Cuberly

    Is anyone going to commission a study to determine the correlation between looking like a boiled canned ham and being a fire-breathing talibanjelical white male?×412.jpg

  • Treant

    OT: This is going around:

    This is my rifle,

    This is my gun,

    One is for fighting,

    One is for peeling on Donald Trump.

  • IamM

    The ‘gals’ on Fox were chosen for their looks not for ability or integrity. They’re also made up like prostitutes working the lounge of a suburban Holiday Inn Express.

    • Lumpy Gaga

      “You smell like pee.”
      “Well, I did stay at the Trump International last night.”

  • lymis

    How is this not a conclusion that right-wing voters or viewers go more by appearance than substance?

    It’s not a study of whether people who hold right wing views are more attractive than left-wingers. It’s that the people who are elevated to positions of influence BY the people who hold those views are more attractive – and even that depends on whether they’re “naturally” attractive, or feel inordinate pressure to be tucked, taped, and shellacked into some artificial standard in order to survive.

    It’s not that “all the pretty people work at FOX” so much that “anyone who isn’t pretty need not apply, regardless of qualifications, and if you’re a woman, who cares about qualifications, but wear a tight blouse.”

    I’ve noticed for a generation now that right wing politicians, like right-wing televangelists, have that plastic quality about them, as though the process of extracting their souls embalms them somehow.

    • Lucy Montrose

      And that’s also assuming that pretty people are treated better anyway. Maybe in other walks of life… but on Fox News? I don’t know about you, but where I come from being treated like a sex object being treated better.

    • perversatile

      The desiccating effect of banality at play…

  • BillTheCat45

    Funny how all of the entertainment industry’s singers and actors completely demolishes that theory. The fuglies are conservaturds.

    • Friday

      Acting generally requires an ability to put yourself in another’s shoes. You’ll notice conservative actors tend to play basically the same character in different costumes all the time, …they may be good at that one thing but generally lack range cause the empathy with different kinds of people’s not really there.

    • Snarkaholic
  • pj


    • Snarkaholic

      He meant to say broads, but ran out of characters.

  • Rebecca Gardner
    • HozillaSmallpox

      You are the bees knees Becca

  • Charlie

    Why don’t you take a look in the mirror you FAT OLD FART/ That’s what UGLY looks like. Who are you to pass judgement on others? Do Catholics use a different bible that allows passing judgement? Your opinion means NOTHING!

    • Snarkaholic

      I’m not good with graphics, but can anyone make (many) split screen-type pics of him, next to numerous handsome gents, and then unleash them on the internet (especially on sites we know he frequents)?

  • Kelly Lape

    If you want tits and ass watch Faux. If you want news watch MSNBC

    • Miji

      Asses plural: Hannity, O’Reilly, Carlson, etc. The list is endless.

  • OhNo,Sweetie

    so says Pastyface McTwitteregg

  • Elsewhere1010

    That the best you got? That they’re not pretty enough for you to fuck them?

    I’m sure they’re weeping softly over the whole situation.

    • Snarkaholic

      It’s because he’s so udderly focused on their boobs that he doesn’t notice anything they actually said, so it’s impossible for him to refute their statements.

    • Lucy Montrose

      Being fucked by Bill Donohue? Yeah, like that’s a prize.

  • Natty Enquirer

    I bet he reeks of Scotch, too. Geez, what a stereotype. Reminds me of the bigots my dad used to hang out with in the Knights of Columbus and the Elks. When Donohue’s generation is gone, I’ll toast them with “good riddance.”

    • Bared Bear

      You could always give them a Trump sendoff and pee on their graves… that’s considered acceptable now.

    • Snarkaholic

      Scotch and old sauerkraut.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    I tried to find Bill’s HS graduation pic, to contrast Maddow’s. I think I unleashed the GoogleKracken.

    • Bared Bear

      Oh, the years before he emerged from his maggot pupa? I bet he looked so young and squishy.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Oh, let us hope Alan Greenspan demands pistols at dawn to defend Andrea Mitchell’s dignity.

  • dagobarbz, fine Italian shoes

    I beg to differ… Cooper’s smile doesn’t suggest he’s about to tear off your balls with his teeth…

  • ColdCountry

    Depends on the definition of attractive, I guess.

  • Nowhereman

    Funny–I find the women AND men on Fox to be incredibly ugly. But then I don’t judge people by their physical characteristics.

    • Dirk Prophet

      I do. As I have aged with my partner, my appreciation of human forms has matured with me.

      Lucky me.

      • Mike_in_the_Tundra

        I’ve always considered that a gift of nature.

  • David F.

    In the Muslim world women would make him wear the burqa before, during and after sex.

  • Tiger Quinn

    I don’t know, their sort of attractiveness is always from the most artificial end of the pool – to a woman they’re overbleached, overly made up, and just so damned animated and SHINY that I can’t take them seriously. Beautiful? I guess? Technically?

    • MΞ©ebym

      Breitbart Barbies.

    • Lucy Montrose

      Liberals know there’s a much greater variety of ways to be attractive than conservatives do. Rachel Maddow, Samantha Bee, Kristen Wiig, Amber Rose, and both Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon from “Bound”. All attractive, and none a Barbie doll.

  • TheJudgement

    Ann Coulter would have so much a nicer face if she was a liberal.
    She seem so tense and unrelaxed and always has a guilty look on her face.

    • beariac

      Ugly on the inside has a way of seeping to the outside.

  • BobSF_94117

    They find that politicians on the right are more good looking in Europe, the United States and Australia.

    Than what?

    • Reality.Bites

      Well in Australia, wombats. Not sure what animal in Europe.

      • BobSF_94117

        Noooo. Wombats is cute.

  • EdmondWherever

    Why is he only comparing the “gals”? Does Jesus approve of objectification more than objectivity?

  • BobSF_94117

    I wonder which pols they used in the study.

    I can only think of one handsome righty: Sarkozy. Putin’s not bad looking, though he’s getting a bit of the Russian doughy look.

    On the left: Obama, Trudeau, Renzi, and others.

  • teedofftaxpayer

    If you watch the news to “look at the gals”, then you have a serious, serious problem. I watch the news to get information, perhaps that why you’re so stupid.

  • Lucy Montrose

    Maybe if they define “good looking” as “more gender conforming”. Men who look like stereotypical men and women who look like stereotypical women.
    Lots of gender-bending people are attractive. Many extremely so. But I guess that doesn’t count for the purposes of this study.

  • Martin

    Jesus dude, do you own a mirror?

    • Reality.Bites

      It’s cute you think he casts a reflection. πŸ˜‰

  • anne marie in philly

    yeah, like you’re some fucking prize A-1 blue ribbon in the looks department, asswipe! go fuck yourself with the pope’s cross!

  • Reality.Bites

    Compare Justin Trudeau to Donald Trump.

  • Lee Grupsmith-Pedersen

    If they can read they copy and sound like they understand it, and not come off like robots, I don’t give a flying fuck what the talking heads look like–female OR male.

  • Robincho

    Let’s just say that Swill Donospew is no Thomas Roberts, ‘kay?…

  • Uncle Mark

    Curious that Donohue is focusing on beauty & materialism versus character, Intelligence or even decency. I get it that he’s taking a swipe at liberals, but it does speak volumes about his character and depth. How does this benefit the Catholic League or enhance the faith with such spiteful shallowness?

  • DuaneBidoux

    Of course they aren’t all beautiful (which for most of these guys means “not hot enough for basic cable”) but they were hired on the basis first and foremost for their knowledge and expertise. These guys can’t understand why anyone would measure a women’s worth any other way.

    Having said all that, (and predilection aside for both of us), I would jump in the sack with Rachel in a heartbeat. She’s absolutely adorable. She also has the side benefit of a total IQ twice that of the female anchors at Fox combined.

  • andrew

    It’s interesting that the stunningly handsome Donohue thinks the “findings” of that study apply only to the “gals” at MSNBC and Fox.

    • Westcoast88

      One thing I’ve always admired about Fox News is that they let their female anchors wear the same makeup that they wore in their Hustler centerfolds.

  • Mike Knife

    The Catholic pedophile cult spokesman has spoken.

  • Thorn Spike

    Looked in the mirror lately, cupcake?

  • pgarayt

    And to hell with whether or not their smart.

  • Robert Adams

    Does this man own a mirror?

    Judge not. lest ye be judged.

  • Charlie

    clearly the “Journal of Public Economics” is a fake news organization…hell, aren’t they all at this point?

  • thatotherjean

    Clearly, there are no mirrors in Bill Donohue’s house. Or perhaps he just doesn’t show up in them.

    • grada3784

      The second option is the more likely one, although there is the possibility he couldn’t face the man in the mirror.

    • Gianni

      I think the mirrors in his house are just for show. He can’t risk breaking them by looking in them and having to keep replacing them.

  • Ninja0980

    Looked in a mirror lately Bill?

  • rusty57

    Rather like the NAZI High Command promoting the the Aryan ideal as a blond blue-eyed Nordic type.
    Clueless. Absolutely clueless.

    • Or Fox News, the Trump Transition, etc. Where skinny bottle-blondes abound.

  • rusty57

    Pretty is as pretty does Bill.
    Surely Sister Mary Fatima Ecclesiastia explained that to you.

  • 1. That’s not true.

    2. That’s irrelevant. Someone’s adherence to another person’s subjective standards of attractiveness is irrelevant to whether they are good at their job.

    3. Why is it always the people who are hardly models themselves who go on and on about how ugly everyone else is?

  • JaniceInToronto

    NEWSFLASH! Pig acts exactly like Pig!

    Details later today…

  • So he’s admitting that conservatives had had easier, more privileged, lives?

  • Dot Beech

    And after Greta V.S. spent all that dough getting her face done. This man is heartless.

  • andrew

    Doesn’t the fact that most of the stars of stage and screen are physically very attractive and liberal in their politics pour cold water on this study?

  • olandp

    If there is anyone who knows from ugly… I’m just sayin’

  • grada3784

    And this coming from an expert in ugly.

  • josephsinger

    So, what happened to Billy Donahue to make him so ugly?

    • Bill T.

      40 years on an Irish whiskey diet.

  • Bill T.

    Porkemada personally conducted this study by timing his jerk off sessions to various female newscasters.

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    How about looking into a mirror before disparaging someone else’s looks? Also, the quality of their heart is so much more important. Bast upon that criteria, you could play the beast with no makeup.

  • Schlukitz

    Any possibility of re-directing some of of that Trump golden shower deluge toward Bill Donahue’s face?

  • kaydenpat

    “You so ugly”.

    That sounds so mature. **rolls eyes**

  • ByronK

    Doing Jesus proud 24/7. Asshole.

  • Gianni

    Christ, what a winner!

  • JellyDonut

    just look at how tasty he is

  • colin payne

    Pot! Meet kettle.

  • twb6yz

    He must be bringing it up because Jesus was obviously all about the hot babes!

  • 10_39

    Perhaps the female MSNBC anchors look like normal people because MSNBC – unlike FOX – expands its female applicant pool outside the subset of “Gals Roger Ailes Would Like to F*ck”

  • JCF

    Mofo ***Bill Donohue*** calling someone ugly???

  • That’s Why

    Bill Donohue: “That’s why nuns work for free. Don’t get laid, don’t get paid.”

  • Tiger Quinn

    Are any of the “gals” going to point out that vanity is a sin? One of the big ones?

  • Alexander M R Volk

    He is the last person who should be discussing ugly.