WND Names Kellyanne Conway “Woman Of The Year”

World Net Daily has named relentless liar Kellyanne Conway their “Woman Of The Year.” They write:

Slowly, painfully, the mainstream media is learning Donald J. Trump knew what he was doing all along. In the face of all but unanimous hatred from the press and overwhelming opposition from both political parties, Trump managed to conquer both the GOP from within and take the presidency in what has to be regarded as the biggest electoral upset in history.

But he didn’t do it alone. Kellyanne Conway played what Trump himself called a “crucial role” in his victory by plugging the gaps in Trump’s coalition. With her media savvy and skill as a surrogate, she helped him overcome his weaknesses with women voters. She provided the data and the ground game which brought Trump victory in states Republicans haven’t won for decades. Her tireless advocacy in the face of withering criticism showed her to be a stalwart and loyal fighter possessed of the zeal of a convert.

And Conway did seemingly what no one else could, harnessing Trump’s populist, unscripted approach behind a precisely tailored message. The result was a winning coalition few in the media thought was possible – and the most powerful political partnership America has seen in a generation.

Conway recently accepted a job as counselor to the president and will be part of the “senior staff” in the White House. President-elect Trump and Kellyanne Conway will continue to subvert the establishment press, dominate the media narrative at will, and combine populism with a professionalism in a way American politics has never witnessed before.

Together, they have already changed American politics forever. Together, they are WND’s Duo of the Year for 2016. And now, together, we will see if they can keep their promises, and Make America Great Again.

  • Dramphooey

    That is the equivalent of being named Family Research Council’s LGBT of the Year.

    • Silver Badger

      It made Milo happy.

      • pj

        anything sparkly makes milo happy

  • Kruhn

    You’d expect anything else from that bunch?

  • bkmn

    Thinking about a conversation between her and Sarah Palin gives me a headache.

  • Stogiebear

    Of course they did. Congratulations, Kellyanne Conjob!!!

  • Hmm, World Net Daily Woman of the Year. This just speaks volumes about what kind of person Ms ConArtist is. I need say no more!!!

    • Gigi

      You can tell a lot about a person by the company they keep.

    • Bill #drain that swamp

      She’s also up for the Eva Braun Starving Artists award for best street theater.

  • Gigi

    Knew what he was doing all along? What a load of crap. No one was more surprised than Trump that he won the election.

    • Acronym Jim
      • DaMoldBrok

        He has that look of “what the hell have I done”

        • clay

          I’m hoping it becomes a forced retirement– strip him of his businesses, and then impeach his ass.

          And exactly how long IS that fucking tie?

          • Niblet58

            Not long enough or wide enough to cover up his fat belly.

          • Piet

            He wears the extra-long tie to make up for his other shortcoming. s.

      • Stephen Elliot Phillips

        Thats a racially mixed crowd if i ever saw one

        • The Return of Traxley

          Fifty shades of white.

      • The Return of Traxley

        Uday (or Qusay?) is mentally masturbating to all those dollar signs and the mountain ranges of blow with his name on them. In 8k gold electroplate, of course.

  • Sam_Handwich

    that’s like winning a hot dog eating contest

  • Lazycrockett

    C U Next……………………………

  • Olive Yurdic

    Trump whore of the year. Trump grabbed and still has his stubby fingers all up in that pussy.

    • BudClark

      EEEWWW!!! The Orange Strumpet Monster must like anchovies!

  • Paula

    This is on the level of winning the best Eat More Pudding Poster contest at the local elementary school.

  • Joe in PA

    combine populism with a professionalism in a way American politics has never witnessed before…

    Well, they’re half right.

  • greenmanTN

    And in celebration, everyone gets a leathery drawstring purse!

    • Stogiebear

      Does she moult often enough to make that happen . . . quickly?

      • greenmanTN

        If you reduce it to basics she’s a B-Movie villain and she can whip that stuff out of… wherever.

        For whatever reason I’m thinking of a short story called “Foet” about a woman who compromises all her values to own a status symbol purse made of fetal (foetal, i love the oe, ae British spellings) skin and the approval and warmth from the “right people” she feels when she carries it. I sent it to my fashion-maven brother.

  • AdamTh

    Did they mean “ConWoman of the Year”?

  • Treant

    My New Years’ resolution is to ignore WND and the like as far as “news” like this. It’s not news, it has no real significance or consequences, and unless the media picks it up, it’s not normalization of the whackadoodles. WND IS whackadoodles.

    • greenmanTN

      I’m with you there. All these headlines of “Some Right Wing Wet Fart Says Something Awful” are IMO not helpful. You could interview a thousand people and maybe .02 percent of them would have any idea of who Alex Jones or WND is, but it ramps up our anxiety every time we read them.

      I’m not saying it shouldn’t be reported on, but it’s ultimately destructive to ourselves to read screed after screed from these paranoid mental midgets.

  • greenmanTN

    It’s about time that sociopaths get some recognition. Isn’t that nice. They have a hell of a time.

    • vorpal

      She would probably feel happy about it had she the emotional capacity to do so.

  • geoffalnutt

    “Woman” is a stretch. “Creature” is more accurate.

    • David Walker

      I’d congratulate her with “Wow! What a Broad!” but she doesn’t…um…fill the bill.

      • William

        Wow! What a board. As in plank or slab of wood.

        • David Walker

          Excellent!

  • Oikos
    • greenmanTN

      We have found the Chupacabra and she is us!

    • pj

      a good hair day

  • Rick

    Does this mean she’ll evaporate at midnight tonight?

    • clay

      Not necessarily, but she doesn’t have much left to live for.

    • Silver Badger

      Only if you pour some water on her. Melt her and she’ll evaporate just fine.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Someone who definitely live up to her last name. The way she smoke screen the con man of the century into the White House.

  • juanjo54

    Wow, what an honor. World Nut Daily thinks you are great.

  • Cuberly

    The ConWay Method:

    When asked about Trump’s conflicts of interest: Blame the media and pretend coy offense.

    When confronted to explain Trump’s misogyny: Blame Bill Clinton and pretend coy offense.

    When confronted to explain Trump’s odd statements re; Russia: Blame the media, make baseless accusation, spread misinformation….oh, and pretend coy offense.

    Repeat as needed.

    • William

      And Smile! Never let them see you frown.

      • Cuberly

        Can’t forget that. The scary, ‘whatever you do don’t look in my basement” smile.

      • Gigi

        Conway is an eccedentesiast.

        • BudClark

          Someone who hides behind a smile, when all they want to
          do is hide and/or die. ( There is so many, they actually made a word
          for it.)

    • Gerry Fisher

      A pundit said of Kellyanne, “She could talk the legs off a table.”

      • Cuberly

        When all you do is have to fill a 3 min segment yaking away is the only required “talent”.

      • another_steve

        No joke, Gerry — Trump is very lucky (from his perspective) to have her on his team.

        Talk about “grace under pressure” and calm articulate rhetoric despite heinous content. Sheesh.

        She and that fellow Trump Nazi Jeffrey Lord could tell you that your mother had just been drawn and quartered and the pieces fed to the birds, and you’d leave with a warm and fuzzy feeling.

        • Kim K’s Kute Koochy✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          Jeffrey Lord doesn’t have 1% of her talents. He comes across angry all the times , she keeps her cool

          • another_steve

            Oh I dunno.

            The CNN interviewer could say to him, “Jeffrey, you know your mother is sucking Satan’s cock in hell at the moment and that your father was a pederast on the perpetual run,” and Lord would reply, “Yes, but Hillary Clinton jeopardized the safety of our country via her illegal email practices.”

          • Robert Flanagan

            I always feel dirty after listening to Kellyann. I am far from stupid and the lies and spin are way too aparent.

  • Randy Left Brooklyn

    It will be so delightful when all of these Trump supporters get so disappointed in the results.

    • pj

      coal miners working at mcdonalds

  • Max_1
  • CanuckDon

    “she helped him overcome his weaknesses with women voters.”

    What sort of constraints did she use? Rope? Leather straps? A hard whack with a ruler?

  • Slippy_World
    • Treant

      I thought maybe this was the start of lesbian porn. “Have you ever had a Wonder orgasm?”

    • William

      I think I saw this porn movie.

      • Claude Jacques Bonhomme
        • William

          That’s considered a classic. It’s even better than Escape From Women’s Prison

          https://youtu.be/jFSO-fmX7sk

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    • crewman

      There was never a greater need for her golden lasso.

  • William

    Lizard tits.

  • David Walker

    TOT: I’ve reached my sanity limit for now. Enjoy. Oh…and since I saw the video first, I get first dibs on the ginger guy. Hey…I’m sharing the video, but that doesn’t mean…oh, what the fuck. He doesn’t look like he’s into old guys anyway.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bi_gJIRYJ8

    • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

      But you’ll share, right?

      • David Walker

        But of course.

  • Natty Enquirer

    LOL. They think “populist” is a compliment.

  • TrollopeReader

    Can we say “Bitch of the Year” ?

  • barrixines as aladdin, nightly

    Attagirl. From the first time I saw our Kellyanne taking a Cleveland Steamer from Mengele the WunderHund in that German film – the name escapes me right now – I knew she was going places.

  • Carl

    “Slowly, painfully, the mainstream media is learning Donald J. Trump knew what he was doing all along.”

    I don’t buy the premise that Trump knew what he was doing…. but notice the way WND coyly admits it enjoys inflicting slow pain on people.

  • ByronK

    Here, I fixed it for them….

    Sadly, painfully, the American public is learning that Donald J. Trump had no idea what he was doing all along. In the face of all but unanimous people calling him out for his lies and overwhelming opposition from both political parties unable to believe this shit was actually going down, Trump managed to hijack the GOP from behind and steal the presidency in what has to be regarded as the biggest perversion of democracy in history.

    But he wasn’t smart enough to do it on his own. Kellyanne Conway played what Trump himself called a “comical role” in his victory by butt-plugging the gaping holes in the media. With her mendacious smarm and skills as a harridan, she helped him overcome his weakness for sexually assaulting women. She provided the lies and gutter game which brought Trump victory in states that haven’t shown mental competency for decades. Her relentless lying in the face of withering laughter showed her to be a stooge and loyal succubus possessed of the zeal of a demon.

    And Conway did what no one else with a soul could, harnessing Trump’s idiotic, off-the-cuff blathering behind a carefully spun message. The result was bribing together what few in the media saw coming – the most frightening political shitstorm America has seen since the 1930s.

    Conway recently accepted a job as wet nurse to the president and will be a part of the “senior cabal” in the White House. Unpresidented-Elect Trump and Kellyanne Conway will continue to pervert the establishment press, dominate the media with fake news, and combine lies with a slick sales job in a way American politics has not witnessed since Nixon.

    Together they have already curb-stomped the face of American politics forever. Together, they are WND’s Double-Backed Beast of 2016. And now, together, we will see them fail miserably, and Make America Hate Again.

  • Mike in Texas

    Just can’t stop laughing.

    • Dirk Prophet

      The only other alternative is crying.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Right, and Ted Bundy was a humanitarian.

  • Rolf

    Well, it’s a step up from her last job. Sadly, she hasn’t changed hairdressers. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d6666370149c81ae79b60a96787eeef5ec32c98f9de3025e4a000ef2ccd6f74d.png

  • Michael R
  • ChrisMorley

    OT
    Where the Supreme Court battle goes from here: ‘There will be a huge fight’
    Donald Trump has promised to nominate a conservative in the mould of Antonin Scalia – but Democrats seem ready to battle to prevent that from happening

    https://www.theguardian.com/law/2016/dec/31/donald-trump-supreme-court-picks-democrats-opposition

  • Silver Badger

    When you stop to think about WND and most other RWNJ’s definition of a good woman, this may not be quite the honor Ms. Conway thinks it is.

  • GayOldLady

    Is Kellyanne Conway a woman? I hadn’t noticed.

    • BearEyes

      just a prolific liar.

      • Ross

        and just evil.

    • pj

      Con way

      • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

        Con job.

  • Kevin Perez
    • DaddyRay

      Proves I am gay – I immediately looked at her shoes

      • ByronK

        I keep wondering why she has a ribbon coming out of her wherever.

        • Kevin Perez

          ..a byproduct of where the two shadows cross and totally fucking classy, BTW!

        • zhera

          Clown School gone wrong?

          • ByronK

            “How many clowns could possibly be in there!! They just keep coming…”

          • zhera

            Clown cars are so 2012. This is a new age! Clown pussy is the future!

          • ByronK

            You can just grab them by the clown. You can do that when you’re famous.

          • zhera

            Don’t forget the tic tac, though.

        • TrollopeReader

          I wonder what happens when you pull it ??

          • ByronK

            It’s like a Christmas Cracker – you get a paper hat and nail clippers.

          • BudClark

            She cums (santorum); then she deflates into an odiferous pile of plastic.

        • Ragnar Lothbrok

          She delfates, I mean deflates.

      • clay

        . . . the cause of her obvious posture problems.

    • Frostbite

      out of curiosity, has a first lady ever appeared nude before? is this “unpresidented” or “presidential behavior”? i’m confused.

      • Earl

        I doubt that any woman who was willing to appear nude would see her husband elected.

        Until now, anyhow.

    • zhera

      Oh look, her nipples are blurred. Thank the Lord! Imagine what would happen if a child (or a man) saw her bare nipples!

      • stuckinthewoods

        That’s just pixelation to disguise this anonymous woman’s identity. Right?

    • agcons

      Concrete tits. I’m hardly an expert, but if those are real then I am Marie of Romania.

      • BudClark

        Cat food cans, like that episode of “Six Feet Under” … so round, so firm, so fully-packed!

    • BudClark

      Pastafarius, but that is a REVOLTING picture! Just IMAGINE if Michelle Obama had posed like that!

  • GayOldLady

    You remember in the 5th grade when the boys would have contests to see who could make the loudest noises burping or expelling gas? That’s what this is.

    • clay

      and what it inspires in me.

  • Gil

    When they get old, people like that tend to get run over by buses…

  • Steverino

    There are two ways: the right way, and the con way.

  • another_steve

    Kellyanne Conway turned me gay.

    • Earl

      If that’s true a hot woman could turn you strait…

      Are you really sure that’s true?

      • another_steve

        Is that “strait” as in “straitjacket”?

        Yes, it’s quite possible a hot woman could result in me being put in a straitjacket.

  • Ross
    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      I wrote the same thing.

      But, your words are biglier. Or is it biglyer ?

  • Natty Enquirer

    “President-elect Trump and Kellyanne Conway will continue to subvert the establishment press, dominate the media narrative at will, and combine populism with a professionalism in a way American politics has never witnessed before.”

    How quickly they forget.
    https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/nazi-propaganda-01.jpg?w=600

    • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

      Subvert the truth.

  • barrixines as aladdin, nightly
    • Michael R

      WND’s Miss Congeniality ?

  • greenmanTN

    I assume the “Leathery Trollop” award had already been given to Sarah Palin, so this was second best.

    • TrollopeReader

      be careful.

      • greenmanTN

        I deleted the E… 😉

  • Matt

    “Slowly and painfully” are very appropriate words for describing the whole ordeal of having to experience trump and his merry band of liars for the last year. It’s been torture for everyone, aside from those too dumb to know better. Their torture is coming – they just don’t know it yet.

  • Gustav2

    That is perfect.

  • Gerry Fisher

    >And Conway did seemingly what no one else could, harnessing Trump’s
    populist, unscripted approach behind a precisely tailored message.

    Ummmm, no. She re-spun his rants daily. The amazing thing was his supporters lack of a need for a precisely tailored message. As one pundit wrote, it was the underlying ethic of Trump’s comments (a flip of the bird, a desire to screw the elites) that appealed to his supporters, not any specific strategy or message. Conway’s job was to spin it away from “bile” so that regular Republican could rationalize voting for him.

    https://www.thenation.com/article/this-political-theorist-predicted-the-rise-of-trumpism-his-name-was-hunter-s-thompson/

  • Michael R
    • djcoastermark

      her,…….. whatever.

    • TrollopeReader

      words??

      • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

        Technically, yes

      • vorpal

        Sentences are much less common.

    • perversatile

      I like to think of this as a metaphor for KelCon’s career
      https://vine.co/v/OeMqIlDFdrA

  • Michael R

    I would post his on WND but they delete comments and block users faster than any other site ( someone else feel free to try ! )

    https://s27.postimg.org/6iyeba2rn/kellyanne_elephant.jpg

    • djcoastermark

      Harvesting jimmy B’s slop buckets?

  • djcoastermark

    At least after tonite I can truly say,” Kelly Ann, oh she was sooo last year.”

  • Guest

    Loathsome fucking bitch. And that’s her good side.

  • zhera

    Shouldn’t Wing Nut Daily be harping about how Kellyanne isn’t at home with her kids, barefoot and making dinner for her owner husband?

    • TrollopeReader

      word is that her hubby may become the Solicitor General of the US (who represents the US government before the Supreme Court)

    • Skeptical_Inquirer

      They always have different set of rules for their favored ones. Also, they’ll just spin it as her sacrificing her “natural role” for the good of the people. They’re the same people who are anti-choice until their kid is knocked up by someone they disapprove of then they go on a “sudden vacation.”

  • OdieDenCO

    “..all but unanimous hatred from the press..”

    Ha! all I saw was months long ego strokes by the press.

  • Wesinoregon

    Liar and deflector of the year.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      and Bitch. Bitch of the year.

  • barrixines as aladdin, nightly

    In drawing rooms across the world, people are breaking out in spontaneous celebration at the news.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B16vw3WvTLo

    • Gianni

      Why isn’t this guy performing at the inauguration? The message would be perfect.

  • Lantor

    As loathed as I am to type this and probably should run and take a silkwood shower after; objectively, she helped a floundering campaign. I don’t know if she was what allowed his victory, but she did help to right the ship somewhat.
    I was able to stomach her when she used to be on Bill Maher (haven’t watched him in a while…the gay mafia told me to stop). But now, she is a straight up liar. How could anyone look at oneself after what she has done? And, continues to enable it.

    • Michael R

      She seemed to have a conscience early on …
      ( which was gnawing away at her ) , it’s gone .

  • barrixines as aladdin, nightly

    I have nothing but invective for this hag. She’s enabled fascism in the US and endangered the world. I hope her tits drop off.

    • Gil

      That’s an old Cherokee curse..

      • Gianni

        Gee, I learn new things here everyday. Thanks. 🙂

    • Robert Conner

      Unless her tits look 1000% better than her face, having them drop off would seem redundant.

    • BudClark

      Ker-THUMP!

  • HZ81

    Does the honor come with a lifetime supply of Suave conditioner? If it doesn’t, she should decline and hold out.

  • Acronym Jim

    Talk about damning with faint praise!

  • Charlie

    “…the world turned upside down, the world turned upside down…” – Hamilton, the musical

  • Dot Beech

    Satan in a little black dress.

    She and Coulter should go on the road in Side Show.

    • BudClark

      They should make “A Lesbian Porn Movie For Straight Guys” … those fools will watch ANYTHING with two “women” in it.

  • Dave Babler

    I mean she kinda deserves some recognition. She turned his flailing campaign around and with the FBI, spolied petulant young liberals not voting, and idiotic boomers and gen X’rs voting for Trump basically won him the presidency.

    I kinda feel sorry that she got this recognition from a fake news site.

    As horrid is she is she did what she’s was asked to do; she deserves that much credit at least.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    The Taxidermy Society of America would also like to support this award for KellyAnne.

    • Silver Badger

      They did a great job. She looks almost human.

      • Stubenville

        Very lifelike.

        • Diogenes Onionpants

          If you look into the eyes, you can perceive the screaming void where a real human’s soul would be.

    • ByronK

      SNL, Jane Curtin on Weekend Update: “Sixty-four year old cowboy Roy Rogers stated this week that when he dies, he would like to be stuffed and mounted on top of Trigger, his dead horse, who is also stuffed and mounted. When asked to comment on this, Dale Evans, Roy’s affectionate wife, said that she, too, would like to be stuffed and mounted but not necessarily in that order. … ”

      I sometimes wonder how I remember this shit when I’m not sure what I had for dinner last night.

      • Gianni

        😀 You’re not alone in that! 🙂 It’s either a memory shortcoming or dinner just wasn’t that impressive.

    • leastyebejudged

      I LOL’D AT THIS

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Sigh, WND never get’s it right…that’s not how you spell media whore!

  • Stubenville

    Do they have proof that she’s an actual woman?

    • agcons

      Send her to North Carolina immediately.

    • Robert Conner

      Three veterinarians have been assigned that job. The first hanged himself in his garage, the second drove his car off into a lake and the third is missing but no body’s turned up yet.

      • Stubenville

        I hope they gave them hazmat suits to wear when dealing with that toxic hot mess.

  • That_Looks_Delicious

    Whirled Nuts Daily is somewhat right but they didn’t go far enough. Kellyanne actually was the brains of the campaign, not Trump, and to the extent that the Trump campaign had any strategy and discipline, it all happened after she took over. So this catastrophe is largely her fault.

  • Ryan Hunter

    Liar of the year? That would be appropriate, although Trump is running neck and neck with her.

  • Robert Conner

    Conway calls to mind the doting mother of the budding sociopath who’s been torturing the neighborhood pets to death and leaving the mutilated bodies where the other kids can find them. They’re an irreducibly evil binary system of pathology that amplifies and enables the other’s sickness.

  • VladimirsPettyPuppet
  • Jay Silversmith

    Krazyanne looks halfway presentable in that screengrab. Kudos to her taxidermist.

  • Her mortician appears to have set her left eye higher than her right eye.

    • Piona O.

      This is a recurring theme for me…all of these right wing Trumpistas seem to have something wrong with their faces, they all just LOOK freaking weird…see for instance Wilbur Ross, who appears to be the real life equivalent of Montgomery Burns.

  • Professor Barnhardt

    Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un is named @DPRK_News Man of the Year for 2016!

    https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/814588279425212416

    • thatotherjean

      And with Kellyanne Conway, we have a matched set!

  • leastyebejudged
  • Gianni

    Apparently the requirements for selection were that the person had to be equally as detestable as Donald or more so. Her being the winner is totally understandable.

    • BudClark

      AND … she had to be fuckable by some tasteless, anonymous male.

  • ultragreen

    World Net Daily = Wing Nut Daily

    Kellyanne Conway = Wing Nut Daily’s Lizard Woman of the Year

  • Mikey

    when the corpse is as desiccated as this, it’s really hard to tell whether or not it ever was a woman, or even human.

  • royinhell

    Well, if 2016 had a face, it would be just this frightening.

  • greenmanTN

    Well, I guess they beat Petri Dish Magazine to the punch…

  • The Return of Traxley

    Big deal. A framed certificate and six months of free flea dips at Petco. I hope she gets the complimentary bandana, tied VERY tightly around her scrawny neck.

  • andrew

    Of course Hillary couldn’t be their “Woman Of The Year” She only got a major party to nominate her for POTUS and then campaigned and got 65,844,610 people to choose her for president. That’s 2,864,974 more votes than Kellyanne’s boss got.

  • Smellyanne CONway

  • fuzzybits

    So,she gets a new bible and a couple bucks?

  • RickCabral

    I can see it, in a way. You try explaining why you bought a Yugo and why you think it’s the greatest car ever made. (Isn’t Kellyanne a little girl’s name? Especially spelled that way?)

  • BudClark

    FIRST, they’ve got to prove to ME that “she” IS a woman.

  • gonegirl

    I’d personally choose Phyllis Schlafly as the best religious conservative woman of the year, because at least that rotten bitch dropped dead.

  • Rick Hammond

    She STILL needs 2 more Dalmatian puppies to complete that coat.