Trump: Happy New Year, You Losers And Haters

The douchebaggery will never end. The New York Daily News reports:

He’s finishing 2016 with holiday jeer. Donald Trump took to Twitter Saturday to wish the world a happy new year — and to excoriate his rivals a final time before the calendar turns to 2017. “Happy New Year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don’t know what to do. Love!” he wrote. The audacious tweet comes hours ahead of a New Year’s Eve celebration at his Mar-a-Lago resort. Tickets for the event — which is set to feature Sylvester Stallone, Quincy Jones and Trump’s family — were priced at more than $500, Politico reports.

  • Dot Beech

    Haters and losers. He means his family, his cabinet, and his staff.

    • “I will unite America!” Another promise broken. Just watched the fireworks off the Sydney Harbour Bridge – Happy New Year everyone.

    • Todd20036

      Compare this to the messages Obama gave to everyone.

  • PickyPecker
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    • GayOldLady

      Thank you sweet Picky. May you have the happiest of happy. Or at least try to have the happiest of happy. Love….Your GOL

    • Oh’behr

      Happy New Year PickyPecker (and other JMG’ers) and also I love that you’ve also posted so many delightful pictures to JMG. Thank you.

    • Silver Badger

      Happy New Year PP. We’re sharing the same vibe this morning. May you have lots of sex and orgasms in the coming new year.

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      Took me a while to, um, see the words. Slightly distracted. Thanks, PP!

    • GayOldLady

      You need to photoshop me a Xena Happy New Year for all of us lesbians. Please!

      • PickyPecker
        • GayOldLady

          Oh, Thank you Honey.

          • Silver Badger

            PP is a true gentleperson!

          • Cuberly

            Happy New Year GOL!

            I swear, every lesbian friend of mine just loves them some Xena. 😉

          • GayOldLady

            Happy New Year Cuberly. Yep, we all lust after Xena. We’re just animals. 🙂

          • Cuberly

            Ha!

        • Professor Barnhardt

          I think even I could be persuaded to see what that’s like.

          • jsmukg

            Horrible? I was just about to ask you to come sit by me.
            Like your posts. Would you like to talk?

    • BearEyes

      Happy New Year to you too! Cheers

    • Michael White

      Thanks you PP for so many laughs throughout the year and especially since the election. You posts always brighten my day or give me something to think about. JMG is my favorite place to visit. Prosperous New Year to all.

    • Earl

      May everyone get legal weed in the new year.

      Happy new year, and a Merry Orthodox Christmas. (there’s two of them, I’ll celebrate both.)

      • Silver Badger

        As a baptized and chrismated Orthodox Christian, is it bad to take satisfaction in the fact the the only true Christian faith is the Orthodox faith, and that ALL other supposed christians are going to burn in hell as heretics?

        As a gay man, I know all of the above is meaningless drivel. But is fun to poke at the kkkristians.

        • Earl

          https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/76f45f53f38697c7c160c623808ceacaa887abbc75020a0387374c536e7cde39.jpg

          I’m an evil blasphemer, who will celebrate (in name anyhow) all festivals.

          Because ‘festive’. 🙂

          • Dazzer

            The eyes of that guinea pig are following me around the room – staring in an accusatory fashion.

          • JD

            that’s not accusatory…it’s appraising

        • another_steve

          Sheesh… If they truly believe that, we Jew boys must be in terrible terrible trouble… )-:

          • Silver Badger

            Take a look at the Orthodox persecution of the Jewish people. They are second only to Hitler.

      • David Walker

        Regarding both this and PP’s picture, may I say that it pleases me that chest fur is making a comeback.

      • clay

        He seems excited.

      • anne marie in philly

        shoot that cream…uh, bubbly!

    • Christopher

      Cheers everyone!

      Now let’s all get drunk and/or stoned to watch this horrible year DIE! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/836948290feaf6fff8177b19f618b7e4a261f7382df1f07eb6787c95c3864277.gif

    • bkmn

      Back at you PP. It is going to be quite a year…or four.

    • Chucktech

      PP, happy new year, bud! Thanks for all your wonderfully fabulous mirth and wit! My stolen meme folder would be pretty sparse if not for you!

    • bzrd

      Thanks, Mr. P
      your TACO TUESDAY posts were fabulous as are so many others. Please keep it up in the new year since it is difficult to think or say happy new year, but everyone at JMG have a good 2017
      everyone
      remember taco-man ridding a bicycle when you need a laugh

    • anne marie in philly

      HELL YEAH! I’ll have what he’s having!

      HNY to all the nice people out here. even though we know 2017 gonna suck bloated goats.

    • zhera

      And to you, dear PP!

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Happy New Year to you too PP !!!

    • Ray Taylor

      That’s the image of you I shall always keep in my mind.

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen
  • RICK MOORE

    F*ck YOU-SO MUCH FOR BRINGING US TOGETHER, DOUCHEBAG !

    • Silver Badger

      Ahhh…no. He bought Melanoma to fuck him. Instead just thank him for bringing us together so that we may defeat him.

      • JDS

        Melanoma’s to old now. That’s what is daughter is for.

        • Silver Badger

          And now you know why Tiffany keeps her distance.

        • Ray Taylor

          Melanoma is ancient.
          Or Melanoma’s purse is old,
          or Melanomas too old?

          • JDS

            Drumph isn’t interested in Melanoma anymore for anything.

  • GayOldLady
    • Joe in PA

      So you’ve shortened “Bastard is going to get us all killed” to FU. Seems right. 🙂 Happy NY GOL!

      • GayOldLady

        Well, The bastard IS going to kill us all. Happy NY sweetheart.

        • Earl

          Look at the bright side of that. At least I don’t have to keep on planning out the eventual suicide.

          (I really shouldn’t joke about that, but I do)

          • GayOldLady

            NOPE……We’re going to outlast that bastard!!!

          • Smiley456

            With POTUS Herr Trump we need all the black humor we can muster!

            Earl: Wishes for a Happy New Year full of Health and Happiness.

          • Christopher

            And if things go as many suspect, you’ll also become your own night light!

            As for the suicide joke, either everything can be funny, or nothing can. There’s humour to be had in even the darkest places.

    • Richard, another Canuck

      And a happy new year to you GOL, as well to my blt&g kin folk here on jmg. Pardon the kerning but I am on a train now from Ottawa to Toronto and it is a tad jiggly. Thanks Joe for giving us this blog, my favourite stop on the Internet… May we all find peace and happiness in this coming new year, but if it does get too rough down there, we will run an underground railroad for y’all. We are your brothers and sisters here in Canada.

      • GayOldLady

        And the Happiest of New Years to you Richard. We make take you up on the underground RR. Enjoy your train ride.

    • janey

      or good looks. Ugh. Ugliest president ever. Need a tee shirt for that.

  • JT

    As with other Nazi psychopaths, for Drumpf, projection is his way of dealing with reality.

  • Oh’behr

    I wonder which state he’ll make into the New Gitmo to handle all of his enemies.

    Oh, I forgot, his “jobs” program is to have camps, er, re-ejemudukashion centers in all 50 states and territories.

    Plus he’ll keep the FBI very busy investigating everyone, Comrades.
    Along with the IRS, CIA, NSA, etc, etc, etc.

    • Oh’behr

      Also, I read that Twitter is considering having an edit function.

      I’m sure President Drumpf will fully edit all of his tweets 24 hours a day.

      • Chucktech

        As long as they’re marked “Edited.” We’ll see what he did there…

  • Skip Intro

    Long may you reign, asshole.

  • ceeenbee

    The orange shitgibbon is in serious need of a psychological evaluation.

    I hope everyone who voted for him or sat out voting for the sane candidate sees and feels what their vote has brought about.

    • Exatron

      Sadly, they do, and they’re delusional enough to think it’s a good thing.

      • Michael Abbett

        They don’t really care about the future anyway. It’s hard to be aspirational or plan for a future when you’re sitting on a hilltop waiting for the end times to come and white Jeebus to take you away.

        • Skeptical_Inquirer

          I’ll never get why they have kids or get angry about their lack of a future if they’re that insistent Jeebus is coming back in their lifetime.

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    “Mr. Trump, we’re set for your close up.”

    http://www.medtechnika.com.ua/images/warmer-rubber-combined-type-b.jpg

  • Michael R

    Hi Donnie , failure and death are right around the corner for you .
    HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!

    • He will die from vomiting his own narcissus.

  • Rolf

    Ever notice Melanoma always has a look on her face like her asshole is burning?

    • BearEyes

      don jr’s wife looks like a real piece of work too

      • Skip Intro

        Yeah, they’re all giving off that Jerry Hall by way of “Ilsa, She-Wolf of the S.S.” glamour … but that sound you hear is Eleanor Roosevelt banging her head against her coffin lid.

        • clay

          Eleanor Roosevelt? Hell, even Edith Wilson despises them.

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      Wait– which part is her face and which is her asshole? I’m confused.

    • Uncle Mark

      I always thought she was trying to put some gypsy curse on everyone with her glaring eyes…but that could be because she is married to a smoldering asshole

    • LaChatSayWha

      She looks like a possum with habanero shits. You’d think that when she had her surgeon/botoxulist freeze her face, she’d have chosen a more attractive expression to wear for the rest of her days.

      • David Walker

        Maybe she did it for drumpfy. He likes that pouty look. Or is it that Puty look?

      • clay

        It took getting hit by a car and 5 years of facial reconstruction to get rid of the possum snout I was born with (the driver’s insurance paid for it all), but she (he) shelled out probably even more to GET . . . that result.

        • Chucktech

          Jesus, Clay, that’s a hell of a way to have work done…

          • clay

            The surgeons’ scalpels were much more precise than that (nurse’s) station wagon was.

    • bzrd

      too much plastic surgery can do that

      • Rolf

        Or maybe just Twitler giving her nightly Dutch Oven treatments.

  • Frostbite

    $500 couldn’t pay me to go see that ass.

    • Bj Lincoln

      I thought that was a cheap price tag. I figure the price would have a few more zeros. I know I would need a lot more to go see his ass.

      • Ernest Endevor

        I agree. My first thought—after what kind of person throws a party and charges admittance—was, that’s all? That’s dinner for two at one of Manhattan’s better restaurants—if you don’t order caviare or good champagne. I would have thought that ticket prices would begin at $5,000, rising as one got closer to the head of the table where Trump was spilling soup down his tie.

    • Todd20036

      My ass isn’t THAT…. Oh, you mean Trump

    • Chucktech

      O/T, I just read on NBC that the Trump Hotel in DC is charging $100 to allow you to stand in the hotel bar, and a table is another $250 on top of that. And, unlike every other bar in DC, last call is at 1:30 AM (almost everywhere else in DC has obtained permission to be open until 4:00 AM)

      • Skeptical_Inquirer

        So basically he wants to empty his buildings.

        • Chucktech

          Sweet dead jesus, let that be the net result.

  • canoebum

    The day after the first Charlie Hebdo type attack on one of his hotels or resorts, all of them will go empty and his “blind trust” can declare bankruptcies #5-35. Who in their right mind will to go to anyplace with his odious name in (fake) gold letters plastered over the door? I’m looking forward to his meltdown. It will be bigly. Just yuuuuge.

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    Note, btw, that Tiffany skipped out on that shitshow of a photo. Gurl’s finding some NYC New Year’s Eve sales. You go Tiffany!

    • Bj Lincoln

      She is not that into the family business? We don’t see her much or mentioned much.

      • Silver Badger

        trump made her sign a non-disclosure form. On the bright side, he seems to pay her well.

        • And Ivanka – happy business in Ethiopia where you have moved from China with your shoe company. We note that your Chinese agent there said that in Ethiopia you can get five workers for every Chinese worker. Hold on, Ivanka, if there is another famine in Ethiopia, you could maybe get 50 workers for the price of 5 Chinese workers.

          • bzrd

            but it’s all about more jobs
            the dump is so proud

          • Skeptical_Inquirer

            What needs to happen is that business is so bad for her goods that even shipping labor to Ethiopia won’t keep it from going belly up or at least marking down prices severely.

      • Oscarlating Wildely

        Nope. Her old man pretty wrote her off. And she took his money, said “see ya, asshole,” and went shopping. She shows up for the occasional lean and peck on the cheek nonsense. Other than that, he’s a figurehead with dollar signs.
        More power to her.

        • Todd20036

          Have to respect her for that.

          • Oscarlating Wildely

            If I recall, he basically told her that her mother was a useless whore and treated her like the same. He wrote her ass off nice and early like, all the while grabbing at Ivanka with everything that he’s got.
            Tiffany got more than she gained, that’s for damned sure.

          • Ernest Endevor

            I happened to see Marla Maples in the flesh when she was married to Whatsit and she was one of the most exquisitely beautiful women I’ve ever laid eyes on. She was also responsible for getting Trump involved with Broadway Cares. He gave the donation, publicly of course, that put the Easter Bonnet fund-raiser over the million dollar mark for the first time. Of course, now I wonder if he ever made good on his pledge. Isn’t it thought that it was Marla who leaked the tax forms?

        • Bj Lincoln

          Maybe she refused to let him grab her pussy. Whatever caused the rift, good for her. Take the money and have a life Tiff.

      • TrollopeReader

        well, Newt said he had a $500,000 line of credit with Tiffany … maybe it wasn’t the blue box store~!

    • William

      Tiffany is at the mall, marveling at the “You Are Here” arrow on the mall map.

      • David Walker

        Well, that’s just nasty. I’ll have to remember that.

        • TrollopeReader

          she’s like “how did they know that?”

          • David Walker

            She was always late for school because the devious maid would leave the orange juice container on the table and Tiff noticed the word “concentrate” on the label, so she did.

  • bobbyjoe

    Jut in case he hasn’t made it obvious yet to anyone wondering why our fragile ego president-elect aggressively overcompensates with pretty much every sentence that he ever tweets or speaks:

    Donald Trump has the smallest penis of any human being who’s ever lived.

    • Joe in PA

      Some of the best people are saying it’s actually an “innie”.

      • Silver Badger

        You beat me too it. Great minds think alike.

      • David Walker

        I think I read that on the interwebs, so it must be true.

      • Stephen Elliot Phillips

        Lol his penis is introspective

        • BearEyes

          unlike his mind

      • AngelaChanning

        Well there goes my theory that he had an “acorn weiner.” 😉

        • Joe in PA

          LOL, a straight friend used to call them ‘head jobs’ because that’s all you could see was the head. I like yours better. 🙂

          • bzrd

            it still is only a peenut

      • Gerry Fisher

        Sad

    • JDS

      You know, I just wonder if “Baron” is really Trump’s biological kid. Or Melanoma’s for that matter.

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      Human being? I’ve seen gypsy moths that I bet are better hung.

      • Bluto

        There’s a moth ball joke here.

  • Mike_in_the_Tundra

    He can’t even pretend to be a decent human being.

    • GayOldLady

      Hitleresque!

      • David Walker

        OK, so it’s taking longer than I anticipated, but each page of “The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich” convinces me that the parallels are too real to be coincidence.
        However, because I’m such a positive person at heart, I do like one of the so-far parallel elements. In the early part of the ’30s, there arose a super-fundamentalist church that saw biblical justification in everything Hitler did. They shouted down the more-established churches and felt they were safe as the Christian ministers were dragged off to concentration camps. The German Church assumed they had Hitler’s ear. When Hitler set up a Ministry of Religion, one of their big wigs was named its head. What they hadn’t reckoned with was that nothing was bigger or more worthy of praise than Hitler. The happy dispatch was then performed. Nazism was the national religion, silly fuckers. That’s the one part I found spitefully delicious, especially since the other parallels are so real.

        • GayOldLady

          The parallels are amazing. Still I take some comfort in the fact that the United States 2016/2017 is a very different place than Nazi Germany 1930’s. I believe it was revealed during his divorce to Ivana that tRump is/was an Adolf Hitler admirer, so I’m not surprised that so many of his strategies are similar.

          • Chucktech

            I’m with you, GOL! I just can’t bring myself to go to Nazi trope.

            To me, Hitler and the Nazis occupy their own special, unique niche in history and I simply cannot abide comparisons to what’s going on now.

            The problem is I may be saying that as we are queued up for the box cars.

          • David Walker

            The one thing I object to in “The Rise and Fall…” is Shirer’s insistent use of homosexual = pervert, deviant, and so on. By the same token, he wrote it in the late ’50s. Otherwise, I think comparisons between them then and us now are valid. Not exact, but valid.

          • Jamie Brewer

            A very sobering read of the everyday life in “Naziland” is “I Will Bear Witness” by Victor Klemperer. It can be dry in parts but it spells out how it was “death by a thousand stings”… https://www.amazon.com/Will-Bear-Witness-Diary-1933-1941/dp/0375753788

          • David Walker

            Thank you for the suggestion, Jamie. It’s available in our library system and I’ve put a hold on it.

          • Mihangel apYrs

            David
            remember those wearing the pink triangle went from the camps straight to prison, and that in many “civilised” countries it took until the 60s for things to change. So Shirer was reflecting his period and upbringing.

            PS
            Good luck for the New Year – he was worth the pain of loss, but I hope the edge will wear away.

          • David Walker

            I don’t argue that. It’s just really annoying to read such descriptions in an otherwise brilliant book.

            And thank you for the PS. I’m glad we met. You offer good advice. I hope the new year will be good to you.

          • Mihangel apYrs

            you did contextualise it; I expanded it to place it more explicitly in time for people to understand better why a good writer could still have those views.

            Thank you for good wishes

          • Mihangel apYrs

            I think/hope that the big difference is that the majority of Americans are too informed to readily revert to anti-gay en masse, and indeed that the 1% would consider it “unhelpful”. However, I do see things getting less easy.

            USA heads a community of nations that accepts the equality of LGBT+ people (with a few anomalies such as marriage equality). It is to be hoped that subtle pressure from these (for example EIIR is supposed to be content with marriage equality) may sidle him the right way. Screaming at him, though, won’t work.

            My best wishes and luck for the New Year – there WILL be moments of joy that Trump can’t take away.

          • GayOldLady

            Happy New Year to you!

          • Bomer

            The one thing I hope the shitgibbon emulates is Hitler’s doing himself a permanent, and mortal, mischief in a bunker or a locked closet.

          • ColdCountry

            I think the major difference is our ability to communicate instantly with almost the entire world. Of course, the ability of the human mind to absolutely reject what it doesn’t wish to see, hear, or believe is a bit worrisome, and one of my few superstitions is that I don’t say, “that can’t happen again.”

          • GayOldLady

            I agree……There are volumes of historical data to substantiate that history often repeats itself.

        • greenmanTN

          There is a very good documentary by (I think) the same name. One thing that gets left out of the discussion is that the Deutsche Mark had become so devalued due to reparations for WWI that it practically took a sack of bills to buy a loaf of bread. At least in part because American bankers wouldn’t forgive the debt and wanted their money back.

          So along comes Hitler, who says he can make Germany great again, yay us!, and extreme nationalism and “pride” made the German people rally around him.

          It’s starting to sound rather familiar, isn’t it? (Except for that whole part about runaway inflation, mass suffering, etc. The only thing the right can point to is that a guy who failed the “paper bag test” was President.)

          • David Walker

            On the other hand, there are people all over the country who believe the lies about depression, unemployment, and so on. Gullible Germans = Gullible ‘Murkins.

          • greenmanTN

            Right Wing “media” really is the problem.

            I mean think of this. 40+% of Trump voters think Hillary Clinton is running a child-sex ring in the basement of a pizza parlor that doesn’t even have a fucking basement!

            Sweet fucking jesus this going to get really weird.

            Normally I like weird things, but this is crossing the line to dangerous delusion.

        • Diogenes Onionpants

          Another read that seems horrifyingly prophetic (though, alas, ultimately not such a great book) is Sinclair Lewis’ It Can’t Happen Here, about a populist vulgarian who leads a very American fascist takeover.

          • David Walker

            You’ve mentioned this before, I think. The library system has it and I put it on hold. I’m going to be a very busy reader.

      • Ernest Endevor

        He’s not as intelligent as Hitler, nor as interesting.

    • Dramphooey

      Strange that he cannot manage that when everything else in his life is pretend.

      • clay

        The truth will out, the slime will leak through.

    • Rambie

      It’s too much work for him to pretend to be human

  • Joe in PA

    Un-presidented!

  • Jimmy R

    Quincy Jones??!!! When did he join the Nazi party?

  • Uncle Mark

    I’m confused. Are these tweets coming from a mature, 70 year old billionaire, who was elected to the dignified office of the US Presidency…OR a bitter, angry, and mean teenage girl?

    Seriously, if Trump was really as successful, as he claims to be, then why all this bitterness towards his enemies, rivals, and detractors? Most successful people couldn’t care less; they’re too engaged in their projects or celebrating their successes.

    • Oscarlating Wildely

      OR a bitter, angry, and mean teenage girl?
      No, I’ve known many a teenage girl, boy, or trans kid that can be whiney, petty, nasty, pissy, immature, rude, and just a total pain in the ass to be around. They’re the love children of a threeway with Ms. Congeniality, the Queen of England, and Emily Post compared to Trump.

    • OdieDenCO

      money can not buy happiness. donny is the object lesson.

      • Uncle Mark

        Clearly, money doesn’t buy taste or class either.

        Let’s be honest, the man has some very real self-esteem issues; otherwise he wouldn’t be constantly boasting about his “successes”…most of all, how “wealthy” he is. For all his bragging, he knows deep down, if he didn’t have his money, no one could stand being around him. He is that pathetic. Sad.

        • David Walker

          He is the uneducated (willfully or not) person’s idea of a billionaire, much like Gingrich is regarded as an intellectual. I know we always had uneducated and/or stupid people, but this gets to be just so galling.

          • Uncle Mark

            It’s more galling when some of those stupid people are your own family members, who are generally pretty damned smart, but willfully choose to ignore the truth when it conflicts with what their ignorant/bigoted spouses tell them.

          • David Walker

            Understood. My brother-in-law was a fundamentalist minister who still substitute-belittles everything and everyone he doesn’t like. Except that he’s married to my sister, he’s long-since dead to me.

        • bzrd

          OPM

    • TrollopeReader

      why, yes!

    • Ernest Endevor

      Speaking only for myself, as I look out of the window and see my 70th birthday tumbling toward me in the violet and grey snow clouds blowing across the reservoir, I don’t know why anyone over the age of 15 would bother with twitter. Unless they have a public reputation to either burnish or trash. Like Instagram, it’s unfathomable to me why anyone would bother. It’s generational, and I’m not making any kind of value judgement. I just don’t get it and the fact that this Trump person, at his age, spends so much time on it tells me that he’s either drunk, stoned, or insane. I’m knocking on the third door.

      • Uncle Mark

        I think you just answered your own question with “I don’t know why anyone over the age of 15 would bother with twitter.” Does Donnie act like a mature adult to you…let alone one with 70 years under his belt, or more like a spoiled, bratty, self-absorbed 15 year old?

      • Silver Badger

        It is possible to be drunk, stoned and insane all at the same time. That trump person is positive proof of that.

        • David Walker

          How did you know about the decade when I was in my 20s?

          • Silver Badger

            I was right there with you. So I guess you did forget about the night you said you would always remember. :>)

          • David Walker

            Could you please be a little more specific? I don’t mean to insult you, but that was long ago and the drugs swallowed with sangria or Southern Comfort or Thunderbird really worked nicely. Truly, I don’t know how I made it to 30.

      • stuckinthewoods
    • Chucktech

      I had always said that Moron Bush had debased the office of President of the United States. Moron has nothing on Trump. Trump has managed to debase the office, not with moron-ism (which is bad enough) but with bitter-angry-mean-teenage-girl-ism

      • David Walker

        And he hasn’t even been sworn in yet.

        • Chucktech

          and he even hasn’t been SWORN IN yet.

          • marshlc

            He’s been sworn at though, quite a bit…..

    • Octoberfurst

      Trump was, is and always will be a flaming asshole with the maturity level of an 8 yr old. The fact that this living turd is our President disgusts me.

    • Gerry Fisher

      Narcissism is a black hole that can never be filled with enough praise. He’ll always have to try to get more and be resentful of what he can’t get.

  • ColdCountry

    I can not more completely and utterly reject all that for which that odious man stands. May his presidency be short, and the healing start soon.

    ETA: They say the best revenge is living well. I hope that all my fellow JMGers, and JMG himself, have a by-god fabulous year.

    • Todd20036

      May all the idiots who voted for him go down with him.

      May all the idiots who voted for neither Trump nor Clinton learn wisdom.

    • David Walker

      Thank you, CC. And right back at cha.

    • Jamie Brewer

      A very wise friend gave me the best advice in facing the future which has become my mantra, “Don’t let them steal your joy.”

      • ColdCountry

        That is excellent! I also refuse to let them make me live in fear or despair, nor will I be silent if they start to come for the minorities, or the “others.”

      • Cackalaquiano

        This is great advice. I’m working on it after this election. But I’ll get there

      • Prixator

        It doesn’t work if you have no joy.

  • MBear

    A president for all the people!

  • stuckinthewoods

    What a lovely picture of the Unprecedent-Elect, Messalina, Dimbulb Trump Jr, Iveruca, and Oinc. Who’s the other one?

  • Michael Osterman

    This man knows no shame and has no class. He is an embarrassment to this country and all that it represents.

    • Chucktech

      For the rest of the world, he truly is the face of this country and all that it represents. The rest of the world doesn’t know Hillary got more votes or the Russians and the FBI had their thumb on the scale or know anything about voter suppression or voter apathy. All they see is that America elected Donald Trump.

  • HZ81

    Class act, this guy.

    • Silver Badger

      /s

  • j.martindale
    • bzrd

      everyday
      he’s a sociopath, they can’t stop lying

  • Earl

    He’s begging to be fired. I propose using a nuclear cannon for the job.

    There’s still 16 hours left until 2017. Come on 2016, take Donald Trump; please.

    • Ross

      Pretty please.

    • Mihangel apYrs

      is Pence better?

      • Earl

        Get moar cannons…

  • Ross
  • TexasBoy

    Trump, ultra Reich-wing.

  • Yann

    One word for the press in 2017 : STOP

    Trump don’t have that many followers on Twitter, if people don’t learn about his tweets, he will have to meet with the press and it will be a better way to slow the shit coming out of his mouth. Also, less free advertising.

  • MonochromeMouse

    Oh, trust me Donny your enemies know what to do they just don’t get on twitter and rant about it.

  • aar9n

    Dear 2016; there is still time for one more celebrity to go… You can vindicate this.

    • Carl

      I’ve been thinking he probably knows his time is just about up. He’s overweight, his skin color looks weird, he seems to have some kind of respiratory problem. He had some quake vouch for his health while projecting health problems on Clinton. His entire political career could just be a Walter White like awakening. Maybe he’ll just fall over dead soon. It will still suck to have Pence around, but I’ll probably think the world is less likely to end soon.

      • Chucktech

        I’ve been thinking he probably knows his time is just about up.

        Really?? Not me. I think Trump is so off-scale narcissistic he has never contemplated his own mortality.

        • bzrd

          right, he’s the golden god thus forever

  • Silver Badger

    Perhaps a nationwide recall is in order. To quote Henry II: “Who will rid me of this turbulent priest”. As we are Americans, we must rid our country of trump ourselves. Recall him. Vote him out. Ignore his every word. Do not give him validation. He will implode on his own.

    • William

      Get the torches and pitchforks. We must capture the Monster.

    • Skip Intro

      Hold the press accountable, too. They’ll attempt to normalize this travesty.

      • Silver Badger

        No matter who’s at fault, the entire trump administration must go.

  • Carl

    Perhaps I’d have less reason to be a “hater” if the president-elect would stop framing his electoral win as a loss for me. I’m going to suffer for the next four years by his own admission. These are called words, Donald. Adults think about their meaning.

    • bzrd

      I keep reminding myself that Hillary had almost 3,000,000 more votes than the golden sociopath

  • Uncle Mark

    By all means, Trump, keep up your petty, mean-spirited tweeting. It will only serve to add to our growing ranks that will inevitably pull you down and stomp you into the ground, where you belong.

    • Chucktech

      That is my hope for the New Year: That Trump continues to tweet his fat orange ass off.

  • William

    Did Melania get a facelift for Christmas? Pull those eyes any tighter and she’ll be turning Japanese.

    • Dazzer

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR4XNqrqxrU

      Interestingly, the phrase ‘turning japanese’ was once a reference to wanking because everyone has slit eyes in their O-face.

      Apologies to any Japanese people reading – but such was the political correctness of the punk era.

      • Ernest Endevor

        “Interestingly, the phrase ‘turning japanese’ was once a reference to wanking because everyone has slit eyes in their O-face.”

        The kind of essential info one only finds at JMG.

        • William

          This blog is very educational.

          • Ernest Endevor

            Ain’t it though?

  • KarenAtFOH

    I’m feeling sick.

  • Raising_Rlyeh

    And this is the classy person we are supposed to respect. Fuck him.

  • Bj Lincoln

    He is the worst winner I have ever seen. Mean and nasty. Ugly inside and out. Dumb as a rock. Worse than a hormonal teenage girl. I still can’t believe he will be POTUS.

    • joe ho

      Like Sarah Palin, he reflects the values of millions of Americans–and profits from it.

    • Chucktech

      Utterly devoid of even the slightest vestige of magnanimity is his ill-gotten victory.

  • ByronK

    In an extraordinary move, the Electoral College issued a tersely worded statement today – “Whoops. Our bad.”

    • LesbianTippingHabits

      Well, it’s now a frequent occurrence that college admissions offices send out the “You Got In” e-mail to the wrong list. So nothing is sacred.

  • Silver Badger

    Good Morning Joe! Thank you for working for us 24 / 7 / 365. Next to the word “dedication” the dictionary has you picture. Happy New Year! And once again, thank you, thank you, thank you.

  • geoffalnutt

    “many”? You’re only just beginning to scratch the surface of the tip of that iceberg Herr Groepen-Fuhrer.

  • bambinoitaliano
    • kanehau

      I keep waiting… but I guess it is not an animated GIF?

  • Gustav2

    I am beginning to doubt he has ever read George Washington’s Rules of Civility

    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1248919

    • Treant

      I am beginning to doubt he has ever read.

      • Friday

        Except maybe that book of Hitler’s speeches, actually I do think he’s gotten ideas there, even if he doesn’t know what he’s doing.

        • Treant

          We’re deeply fortunate that America couldn’t even do fascism correctly. We elected a deeply ignorant, deeply stupid fascist who’s already calving off parts of the coalition that voted for him.

    • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

      I wish. It certainly will be new.

  • Mark

    jesus kriste! Can U Not Trump??!!??!! Mean. Nasty. Belligerent. Fuck. Trump.

  • TrollopeReader

    WTF ???

    —that’s all I can muster. Seriously.

  • SoCalGal20

    Well, there’s still 20 days for him to get adbducted by aliens or struck by a meteorite.

    • Natty Enquirer

      Perhaps he’ll have a stroke of genius.

    • William

      His hair could burst into flames after getting too close to bright lights.

  • Acronym Jim

    Ah, more salutations from the pussy-grabbing wanker. Thank goodness for warm puppies, Joe Jervis, PickyPecker, and booze.

    And thank goodness for the rest of y’all, too (most of you anyway). Here’s to an unexpectedly fabulous 2017.

    • Chucktech

      All we can do for 2017 is hope, AJ, and of course, resist.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Putin’s puppet sounds perpetually cranky.
    Guess having Putie’s forearm rammed up one’s keister can leave a puppet in a vile, nasty mood.

    • Acronym Jim

      Hopefully, Putin’s puppet will shortly be permanently punished.

  • bkmn

    This should help the country heal. /s

    Fuck any right winger that tells us to get over it and accept him as our President. Constant opposition is what is called for.

    • Robert Adams

      I agree. Why should I get over a guy who can’t get over a Saturday Night Live skit?

    • Chucktech

      “Suck it up, buttercup.”

      “Suck my dick, pumpkin butt.”

  • Robert Adams

    I used to think Trump needed to jump up to touch bottom. Then I thought, “OK, he really needs a ladder”. Now i think a cherry picker is more in order.

    • Treant

      A Saturn V rocket wouldn’t reach bottom from where Trump is.

    • Friday

      How about a gold-plated plunger?

  • DaveMiller135

    Even Nixon had the good sense to keep his “enemies list” on the down low.

  • BobSF_94117

    Public disdain and taunting is textbook Mussolini. y a w n

  • TheJudgement

    What have you republicans done? 😳😳😳

    • Silver Badger

      Most of us could give you a list of what they did and should have done but didn’t.

      Damn! There I go feeding a troll again. Time to take a break and go to work.

      • TheJudgement

        Well don’t worry I’ll just block you and you don’t have to call me a troll again because you lost an argument.

        • Silver Badger

          Thank you so much.

    • cleos_mom

      Same old crap they’ve been doing for decades.

      And with a sizable portion of the electorate bending over a chair and pleading “give us a kick if you PLEASE, Your Majesties.”

  • Jeffrey
    • BearEyes

      that was painful to read

      • William

        I will keep hitting myself in the head with a hammer until it makes sense.

        • Igby

          Stop. Don’t hurt yourself. It will never make sense.

          • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

            Exactly. But I understand the sentiment.

        • coram nobis

          The hammer will make more sense than this bit of his oratory.

    • Chucktech

      Jesus.Fucking.Christ…

      • Guest

        Every answer he gives is like this. And the press let’s it go.

        He is like that kid in school who bull sh&tted answers. How did he ever graduate grade school?

        Politicians are good at non-answer answers, and need to be occasionally with national security issues, but this guy is that way because of stupidity.

        • Natty Enquirer

          ^^^THIS^^^

          You know that Trump was promoted through school because of who he is. He was never actually required to learn anything. It worked back then, so he keeps doing it now and guess what … he got promoted to PRESIDENT! America — the Land of Opportunity.

    • bzrd

      Jeffery, you were supposed to supply a barf bag

    • Friday

      This whis what hapens when you elect someone to ‘run the government like a business, someone who says absolutely *nothing* in really dumb ways. 🙂

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      I have some words I can say that are good words. These words will be said by me at some time. The time will be when I use the words that I say at that time.

      • JWC

        sign Ragnar up for Prezzy

    • Claude Jacques Bonhomme
    • William

      In conclusion, Lincoln was a man of contrasts.

    • JWC

      STR8 from the Rumsfeld school of Fabblegabble

  • Natty Enquirer

    Don’t go changin’ to try and please us, Donnie.

  • OdieDenCO

    No Class, No Dignity, No Honor!

  • Kevin Perez

    I suppose that congratulations are in order for spelling each word correctly.

    • Chucktech

      He finally figured out what that red squiggly line under some of his best words mean.

  • Ernest Endevor

    What the hell happened to Melania’s face? They look like what they are, a mob family.

    • Cackalaquiano

      My mom is convinced that Melania is staying in New York because she not only wants nothing to do with the spotlight of being first lady, but her marriage to Trump is on the rocks. That… would be lovely.

      • cleos_mom

        But that doesn’t explain the apparently permanent, peevish-looking squint.

  • DrRobY

    The first US president that is president of only 46% of the population. The rest be damned.

    • Treant

      I have a suspicion that 46% was his ceiling and it’s dropping daily.

    • Ross

      Only 20% of the population voted for him.

      20%.

      20%.

      • Cuberly

        So many don’t realize that.

      • DrRobY

        You are absolutely correct.

      • Natty Enquirer

        The 45 percent of voters who didn’t show up at the polls voted for Trump by default. Karma’s a bitch.

  • Mihangel apYrs

    smb://backup.local/common/SOCIAL/xmas/Ecards/JPG/NYBuddha.jpg

  • anne marie in philly

    YEAH? GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A TELEPHONE POLE, ORANGE SHITSTAIN!

  • grada3784

    Benedict Donald: Picking up where Richard Nixon left off.

  • Octoberfurst

    Dear Donnie, you are a spiteful vindictive prick and I will never accept you as my President. You are an embarrassment to this country and it is YOU who truly is a loser. You have no class, no dignity and no style. You’re a hillbilly in a suit and the only reason you are rich is because (A) your daddy had money and (B) you cheated so many of your business associates out of their pay. Hell you’re such a loser than you can’t even manage to get a decent hair-piece.
    So fuck off you orange faced buffoon. May your reign be short and your life miserable.
    Sincerely
    Sane America

  • Cuberly

    [insert here: that comment rolling around in your head that would most likely get you banned from JMG]

    • David L. Caster

      Virtually made such remarks.

      • Cuberly

        Heh…I think my virtual rant just made the paint peel.

  • Larry in Oklahoma

    Nothing better to unite the people than to insult them. And Republicans wonder why he is so hated. This douchebag is no gentleman and I call into question his manhood too.

  • What is with the tacky brocade fabric Ivanka is wearing? It looks like it was made from an old bedspread taken from the Mildew Plaza Hotel in Manhattan. Is she thinking of buying it for her new chic “discount luxury” lodging line?

  • Mark

    We have only just begun to fight.

  • KentDean

    … and a Happy New Year from me to all the sonsofbitches who didn’t bother to fucking vote.

    • cleos_mom

      With a special hope for undercooked black-eyed peas to those who bragged that they voted third party or wrote their hero in.

  • Gerry Fisher

    Ahhh…he’s even a lazy bully, re-using taglines.

  • Cackalaquiano

    I fucking hate this guy. I wish him every ill in 2017, and I promise to use my energy to fight his self-serving agenda every day of the new year.

  • Rick

    Such a uniter!

  • Brian in Valdosta

    You know, in terms of physical appearance, Ivanka is actually quite lovely. (She must take after her mother.) But his sons look like stand-ins for some kind of creep flick populated with the clammy-skinned and slick-haired undead. Yeesh.

    • boobert

      Her ugly is inside. It will surface soon .

    • CraigNJ

      My theory is that Hair Furor is not her bio father, but all the rest of his brood are definitely his.

    • worstcultever

      I truly do not get the “Ivanka is so pretty” thing. She’s merely OK and even that’s thanks to a shitload of plastic surgery. And even if she were a true natural beauty, she’d still look like Baby Jane Hudson to me.

      • cleos_mom

        Or as the late Jacqueline Susann said: the kind of beauty that comes from fashion, money and dieting.

  • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

    Unpresidented.

  • Porkie

    “Love”…He doesn’t even know what it means (I am being serious).

    • Natty Enquirer

      Now that’s not really fair. Trump knows what love is (as long as fewer than two people are involved).

    • worstcultever

      LOVE = BIG TITTIES

  • What do you expect from a guy who’s only cocktail is vinegar and water?

  • FAEN

    So this is what’s it’s like being led by a petulant man child with tiny hands. Yup-it’s as shitty as I thought it would be.

  • seant426

    That family looks like they suck the blood of children and virgins.

  • CraigNJ

    What’s with the fake blond thing and that family?

    • Guess?

      Hint: it makes them look more Aryan for their loyal followers.

  • Blake Mason

    He has made it about winning and revenge…. not about the actual work… guaranteed we will be doing victory rallies for the next 4 years to give himself a pick me up.

    • thatotherjean

      I don’t think it will take that long. He likes winning and revenge, but there are Republicans who want stuff done. But hey, if he’d rather stage umpteen victory rallies than work, that’s fine by me.

  • Blake Mason

    man-child… SAD!

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    I think Trumpeteers should be talked to like Trump talks to everyone. When the Trumpeteers INEVITABLY complain about the rudeness, point to the Lauded Leader and say “I thought you loooooooooooooooved this shit! Now stop being a hater snowflake and accept my swear words and crude language as your due.”

  • Blake Mason

    Petty.

    • worstcultever

      Molto pettissimo.

    • cleos_mom

      But passes for wit among those who voted for him. Including those here who have tried to explain why.

  • Wesinoregon

    What goes up must come down. We will be waiting for you like a pack of wolves when you fall..

  • Elsewhere1010

    And once again Trump has it wrong. We know what to do, and will be doing it as long as this small piece of a man remains in office.

  • JWC

    what do you have when you have 3 assholes and 2 bimbos togeather in one room??

    • CraigNJ

      I see 4 bimbos. The 2 in front and 2 more standing behind Uday and Hair Furor.

      • JWC

        ya got me .. so pissed off I counted wrong Arrrrggghhh

  • boobert

    I’m not wishing anyone a happy new year, because as bad as 2016 was, 2017 looks much worse. It’s going to be one battle after another. The stock market is up because they see the end also. If trump steps down before being inaugurated,it might stop russian agents for getting in the cabinet, but that outrage would probably throw us in to civil war. My plan is to buy, eat, drink and fuck anything I want !

    • worstcultever

      Just as I wished everybody a Merry Shitty Christmas, I’m wishing everybody a Happy Shitty New Year 🙂

  • Friday

    What a group of smugly-nasty and idiotic rich people: would-be aristocrats with no *class,* that photo is.

    • paganguy

      Who are willing to prostitute out their lives for only $500 a pop. I’m surprised they didn’t set it up on a sliding scale: $500 at the door, $500 more to spend some time with the Trumplings, $1000 more to spend time with Ivanka, $250 more to have souvenir photos taken with those cardboard Trumps they have left over from Trump U. I mean, why not go all out. It’s not like they’re even bothering to pretend they don’t run their lives like a giant fire sale. “Everything on sale; everything must go… before it all crashes down.”

      • thatotherjean

        We already know what they are. The rest is just price negotiation.

  • JWC

    my Honest Comment I signed into JMG at about 0900 PST read the 3 post that were there ther first pissed me off “the Bitch” the second pissed me off more “the Liar” the third pissed me off the most “the arrogant fool(s) what a way to start the last day of the year

  • worstcultever

    Enjoy the bubble, smugass prick. You’re gonna wind up just as happy and beloved as your role models Roy Cohn, L. Ron Hubbard, and Charles Foster Kane.

  • Lars Littlefield

    Why didn’t he just announce “NEENER, NEENER, NEENER”?

  • Daveed_WOW

    I think I speak for everyone when I say: “Fuck you, Trump.”

    • cleos_mom

      “… and his orchestra!”

      Also a/k his whiney-ass supporters.

  • justmeeeee

    Will there be any entertainment at the party?

    • paganguy

      Just them.

    • worstcultever

      I heard Rush Limbaugh is gonna bring his iPad and play bootlegged MP3s of Elton from his fourth wedding.

  • Randy503

    Best wishes NOT accepted, thank you.

  • houstonray

    Saw this quote and love it…

    “A moment of darkness is the opportunity for light…”

    Han in there all JMG peeps, we’ll get through this together.

  • It’s still too early. I can’t process this. I opened my bedroom curtains more than an hour ago to clouds over the ocean, and a stunning rainbow. Too much, too fast. I needed coffee.

    And this. I can’t react. The coffee didn’t help. I’ve read it several times, but I just can’t react. I had to count on my fingers the….. eighteen….. nineteen….. twenty days until inauguration day. In less than three weeks this will be our president. This. Our president.

    Too much, too fast.

  • lenvus

    And this is how our future Present, the current Present-elect, claims to represent all Americans, even those who didn’t vote for him. He is going to unite us all, by calling us “haters” and “losers”? Classy, real classy. Oh, I meant “Classi” with an “I.” https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8fb78be06bf143f34cfe2d4681f8c0b4b33d9e8826ac663db4a0c74d3ce6fef8.jpg

  • JWC

    yet Hillary called them deplorable and that was unforgivable

  • ByronK

    Look at them, partying like it’s 1929.

    • William

      Or August 31, 1939, waiting for the first reports from Gleiwitz.

  • There is some good news for the Trump family. The KFC Finger-Lickin Good Band has agreed to perform at the inauguration! https://youtu.be/UV1QPRN1ZTA

  • Gil

    America: The Unvarnished Truth.

  • worstcultever
  • Tom Ato

    Note the Faux News mike in his hand…so presidential

  • TheManicMechanic

    Happy New Year to my JMG family! Let’s fight the good fight, and dance on our enemies’ graves! 😉

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    He’s all crass…

    nope, didn’t spell it wrong.

  • Skeptical_Inquirer

    If I was capable of curses, I’d make that place The Overlook Hotel for them. Maybe Don can get lost in a maze for a while.

  • Professor Barnhardt

    Proverbs 16:18 King James Version (KJV)
    https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Proverbs+16%3A18&version=KJV

    18 Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

    • Phaius

      Surah 31:19 – “And be moderate in your pace and lower your voice; indeed, the most disagreeable of sounds is the voice of donkeys.”

      • kareemachan

        Well, trumpie does bray like an ass. Maybe I should cross-stitch this and give it to him.

  • Will Parkinson

    Stay classy assy.

    • Gianni

      So true! Obviously, Trump supporters have no idea what ‘class’ is. The definition is now really easy – ‘Class’ is what Donald Trump doesn’t have, but a ‘Class Act’ is what Donald Trump is. Thank you, all you dumbass Trumpsters for making this mofo our President

  • Galvestonian

    The major return of the ‘have and have nots’ — look forward to many years of corruption, graft, outright theft, the dumpting of most regulations that hinder profits, sell off of federal lands, an ‘anything goes’ type of government that only benefits the one percenters, lust, debauchery and lasciviousness in the White House and a huge amount of Republican tackyness. Fishnets, zebra prints and twinkle lights, tons of gold and glitter to die for. Oh the horror !

  • ultragreen

    Go ahead, Twitter, feel free to close down the Donald’s account. You would be doing the world a favor.

    • William

      Please, please, oh pretty please!

    • Whicker Park

      Isn’t there a petition to do so? If not, WHY NOT!!!???!

  • Gianni

    So presidential! Low-life to the max. So now all stand as the Marine Band plays “Hail To The Chief”. I will have instant diarrhea.

    • The Return of Traxley

      I will sit and not be moved..

      Suck it, shitgibbon.

  • josephsinger

    As if we need confirmation that Donald Trump is a big asshole.

  • kareemachan

    Wow, Melania doesn’t look really thrilled at all of this.

    • Piona O.

      How can you tell? Her face is probably petrified by botox.

      • cleos_mom

        So that’s what the permanent squint is about.

  • andrew

    Trump admits that he knows that he has “many enemies.” Has the very thoughtful and introspective Mr. Trump ever wondered why that is the case? LOL.

  • Piona O.

    Gawd, what an incredibly horrible man. For months and months Repugnicants have been saying he’d “pivot”, “become presidential.” Never gonna happen. This is the Donald Trump we have for the next four years, the immature hateful vengeful narcissistic lunatic who apparently has never had a thought he couldn’t express in 140 characters.

  • Whicker Park
  • NeverEclipsed

    He’s so undiplomatic. He can’t even reach out to wish a happy new year to the people who disagree with him. It’s not even hate, it’s disagreement, and it happens when you’re president.

  • goofy_joe

    He is a classless piece of crap. Anyone who puts that much gold on their walls has issues.

  • rayy

    “Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.” In his tweet, the word “Love” can only be regarded as sarcasm.